Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from September 1, 2021 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
dale:

either way is a win win.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
spodiodi:

welcome back, and glad you made it, Ken!
Avatar 6:06pm
SnackGirl:

Happy Fuzzy Glove hour! Welcome back, Ken. You'll live to 110 I'm sure :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
dale:

you guys need to drink tonic water -quinine gets rid of the restless leg syndrome. and malaria.
  6:07pm
dawktor dgzei:

Glad you are back, Ken. Geezum! You were in a dream last night, MCing a family Thanksgiving dinner. Weird!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

just gotta watch all the sugar. and diet tonic water tastes like crap.
  6:07pm
Marie:

I wish I could listen but I have an appointment. Glad ur not dead, Ken!
  6:08pm
yippie:

modern medicinal marijuana
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Folsom:

I wonder if Andy thought about getting his suit cleaned for the funeral.
Avatar 6:09pm
SnackGirl:

Oh gosh...I really hope it will!!!
Avatar 6:09pm
SnackGirl:

It's an "event"
  6:09pm
Robert:

On the "dreams about WFMU" show, did anyone say they dreamed about -Ken's health or mortality?

I did have a depressing dream about WFMU a few nights ago. The station had started video streaming crap.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
spodiodi:

WFMU Pardee's sounds delicious
  6:10pm
Tony:

Did Andy see this? This guy made Jayne Mansfield shaped hot water bottles in 1957: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/29/business/don-poynter-dead.html
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Ken, Andy, and all!
Avatar 6:11pm
SnackGirl:

Andy and ken - I am also drawing a flyer it looks really bad because I forgot how to spell anniversary
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

he's on wvkr so i assume vassar area. oh god andy - take the burner tubes off and CLEAN THEM. someone needs to drive from a hundred miles away to do that?
Avatar 6:12pm
HyperDose:

Crikey! 🐊
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
dale:

mix up some lemon scented ammonia and hot water in a bucket and soak them. then poke all the little orifices out with a fine wire. fire needs oxygen. geesh - turn your man card in!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Handy Haversack:

Spellling is the forth anniversary, SnackGirl.
Avatar 6:13pm
SnackGirl:

@Handy - darnit I wrote 30th back to the drawing board lol
Avatar 6:17pm
SnackGirl:

Oh anyone got the link for Andy's show? I would love to send it to my dad he is a man like Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

doctor honey potts.
  6:18pm
P-90:

Possible band name: the Stents. (the Stentz?)
  6:18pm
dawktor dgzei:

Call her now!
Avatar 6:19pm
SnackGirl:

Okay great headliner for this show!
  6:19pm
yippie:

https://www.swmedsource.com/traction_finger_traps.htm
Avatar 🚂 6:19pm
herb.nyc:

Oh, Ken said Chinese. I’m Chinese. Yr welcome, on the stents. But we Chinese are inscrutable. That stent may have side effects. Like excess farting.
  6:20pm
P-90:

You can tell Ken’s cardiologist is hot, because he’s too shy to call her.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
WFMU listener WADE:

gimme 2 stents, gimme 2 stents, Mister
gimme 2 stents towards the door.
gimme 2 stents gimme 2 stents
and you'll never see me no more
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
dale:

do a jewish version of ozzie and harriet - ozzie never left the house. you have molly and evan as comic foils and you can be the straight man.
  6:21pm
dawktor dgzei:

Napping is a good hobby.
  6:21pm
queems:

i almost got a stent once but it didn’t work out
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
dale:

ken is thorny.
  6:22pm
Robert:

I was hoping Michael would give the phone number like Prof. Dum-Dum.
  6:22pm
Tony:

@SnackGirl https://wfmu.org/playlists/AB
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Stamp collecting! 💌
  6:23pm
Jonathan Frid:

Continue searching for the clitoris.
Avatar 6:24pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

As of today, in Texas a zygote is a human being with the right to call in.
Avatar 6:24pm
SnackGirl:

Thanks, Tony!
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HyperDose:

Make Andy eat a bucket of mashed potatoes
Avatar 6:25pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Andy could construct something funny, perhaps using toothpicks and saliva.
Avatar 6:26pm
SnackGirl:

Miniature golf is hip now I think
  6:27pm
Danne D:

Andy should become a tiktok influencer
  6:27pm
yippie:

holy shit wizard of oz is the fuckin fanciest 1 i ever played
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
spodiodi:

never underestimate the power of candy, Andy
Avatar 6:28pm
SnackGirl:

@Danne D - LOL yes
Avatar 6:28pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

I avoided getting high until I realised that 0.) I was over-prideful of not doing something that didn't seem to be that big a deal and 1.) there were other students who didn't get high with worse and better grades than mine, and who did get high and who had better and worse than mine, so it wouldn't _necessarily_ affect my grades.

(Doing a little to relax, it ended-up helping me a lot in one course, and doing too much it helped me fail another, so I guess I was right.)
Avatar 6:29pm
HyperDose:

Nadia forever!
Avatar 6:30pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

In the Victorian era, it was almost the norm always to call (for example) the 'kitchen girl' 'Mary', the butler 'James', the stable-hand 'Bob', and so on. This is one of the many details that "Another Period" got exactly right.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
dale:

chewing gum sculpture would be cool. he can sell them on etsy.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Gymnastics judge.
  6:31pm
Danne D:

Another idea - Andy should market artisinal flavored horse paste candy under the brand name IverBreckmints
Avatar 6:32pm
SnackGirl:

I have 3 real ideas but my fake one is become a mascot!
  6:33pm
queems:

michael is giving off really good vibes, thanks michael
Avatar 6:34pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Study Hebrew and Aramaic, then start studying Talmud. It occupied generations of Andy's ancestors (and mine) when they could afford to do it.

If not the Talmud, why not the Confucian classics? Learning is one of the highest pleasures,and though Ancient Wisdom often contains kruft and plain old nonsense, when you find something that was thought true two thousand years ago and still seems true today, it's pretty marvellous.

(Related: finding centuries-old pornography that looks exactly like what people like to watch today, it's an enormously grounding feeling.)

Or study physics, and find out what's _really_ going on.
Avatar 6:35pm
SnackGirl:

Michael is calming and good radio voice!
  6:35pm
Danne D:

what are your real ideas SnackGirl? :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
dale:

is uncle andy's toy company still in business? sex toys are lucrative i hear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

ha ha....gardening.
  6:37pm
queems:

someone give michael a show
  6:37pm
dawktor dgzei:

My middle name is Michael.
  6:37pm
Old Dave:

You get 4,000 weeks to live (if you're lucky)- spend them as you will...
Avatar 6:37pm
SnackGirl:

gardening is painful on the body! DanneD - Bowling with friends was one I just thought of but I may work up the nerve to call
Avatar 6:38pm
HyperDose:

When did the grim reaper get an unlimited plan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
dale:

22,000 days.
it's not a lot
it's all we've got
22,000 days.
  6:39pm
queems:

thank you dale
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

dale:
Wait "Who Farted?" _isn't_ a sex-toy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

queems! you get the reference.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

who schplooted is the game i think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
dale:

serta perfect sleeper ads..
  6:41pm
queems:

@dale 80s moodies forever
  6:41pm
timinoak:

what's the #?
  6:41pm
Danne D:

I hope you call Snack Girl :)

I can see Andy hosting a remake of Celebrity Bowling :)
  6:41pm
P-90:

I want to be Andy’s Heatherton merch dealer
Avatar 6:41pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Highest-priced search-result on eBay for "Joey Heatherton":

"My Blood Runs Cold" Troy Donahue Joey Heatherton Signed 10X8 Studio Photo COA

www.ebay.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

andy - can't you just write jokes and email them to conan? don't they pay by the joke?
Avatar 6:42pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Now we know why all those towns fell so quickly.
Avatar 6:43pm
HyperDose:

hahaha
  6:43pm
Erin in TO:

Michael is great
  6:45pm
Mick from Montclair:

He sounds like dick Cavett
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
spodiodi:

there's a big demand for wasp meat over on Sheena's stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

sell thoroughbred goat seman. become colonel andy breckman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
spodiodi:

raise wasps? (for meat.)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Knitting is a good hobby. Look at that British guy they showed during the Olympics. 🧶
  6:47pm
dawktor dgzei:

Growing cannabis is a good hobby.
Avatar 6:48pm
HyperDose:

Fickle is my safe word
  6:48pm
yippie:

ive known jazz musicians who were too old to smoke but still like to grow it
  6:48pm
dawktor dgzei:

I like gardening and Joey Heatherington too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Zinnias?
  6:48pm
Old Dave:

Okra
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Burgundy Okra is a gorgeous plant
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Become a writing tutor.
Avatar 6:50pm
HyperDose:

Does Andy have an obnoxious son we don't know about?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Raise Cicadas, like people raise Honey Bees?
Avatar 6:51pm
Juli:

I have always wanted to have a storefront to play music in
Avatar 6:53pm
Juli:

What band is Michael in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
spodiodi:

our Echinacea is also doing very nicely, Ken. the hummingbirds love it, almost as much as our Salvia and Fuchsias
Avatar 6:54pm
Juli:

Is this Snackgirl Ali?
Lol my new friend too
Avatar 6:55pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Anyone else out there like the television version of "What We Do in the Shadows?". I'm getting strong Nandor/Guillermo vibes from Andy and Michael.
  6:55pm
yippie:

remember when ford was fake shot
  6:55pm
kev:

Al Haig was 6th in line
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
spodiodi:

Murakami Whywolf, yes. we just gave the "Wellington..." sequel(?) a chance last night. it's okay but not as great
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
chris in the redwoods:

Andy should submit cartoons to the New Yorker. seriously.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Bowlings good
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
bukowski.:

thank you michael
  6:57pm
queems:

thanks michael and only michael
Avatar 6:57pm
(Murakami Whywolf)))hang a salami:

George Bush Jr took-up painting in retirement, maybe Andy should too. I mean, "Sergeant Bilko" and the post-Bitsy seasons of "Monk" aren't _quite_ war-crimes on the scale of those in Iraq and Afghanistan, but….
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
spodiodi:

thanks, Michael!
thanks, Ken & Andy!
  6:57pm
Danne D:

Take care all :) Keep Dry!
  6:58pm
Old Dave:

Andy- move to Maine like EB White and those guys. It is getting warmer and the rich contract offering directors will chase after you.
Avatar 6:58pm
SnackGirl:

If you heard a loud bang it was my painting falling off my fridge oops! Thanks for the great show and support fuzzy glovers :)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Get a part-time job in a hobby store and get some ideas if what is available and what you might like.
Avatar 6:58pm
Juli:

This is pretty haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
bukowski.:

www.instagram.com...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Will the Sound Guy:

Thanks to all!
Avatar 7:00pm
HyperDose:

Thanks dudes, wholesome all around!
Avatar 7:01pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

I feel awfully shallow for liking a female singer more than I otherwise would for being attractive, but there you are.
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