WFMU: Music To Spazz By with Dave the Spazz: Playlist from December 23, 2021

Listener comments!
	8:53pm bill hanke: I'm ready to rock til i drop! bring it on Brooklyn Dave
	🙉 8:54pm TonyR: He told you never to call him that!
	🙉 8:55pm TonyR: Now you settle down until Church is over!
	8:56pm bill hanke: Xmas at K Mart! sacred music for all to rejoice
	🙉 8:57pm TonyR: I always love the last 5 minutes of "Sinner's Crossroads".
	9:01pm P-90: Good ol’ Kevin
	9:01pm Todd-o-phonic Todd: It's the dumbest time of the year...time for the Spazz Xmas Fiasco!
	9:01pm JOE FROM DC: Happy Christmas Eve-Eve everyone!
	9:02pm sufferwords: Broadway my best
	9:03pm Tome: WoooooWooooo Season's Greetings !<>! SpazTaCULaR !<>!
	9:03pm ShelbyG: dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb...
	9:04pm TheManWhoLaughs: I hope he plays that Japanese version of Jingle Bells tonight! Christmas is always brighter when I hear Tony Tani's voice!
	9:04pm ShelbyG: I got my booster & flu shot today, I might be asleep for the next 2 days. I wanna get my YAYA's out!!!!!
	9:05pm P-90: Sounds terribly festive right off the top
	9:06pm medson: Let’s get more stupit!
	9:06pm P-90: Oh, I’ll be taking “a stress pill” all right
	9:07pm bigplanetnoise: Boy, I sure need loud and stupit tonight.
	9:07pm bill hanke: I'm dreaming of a rainy xmas
	9:08pm ShelbyG: Ok, spazzmeister, it appears we are all officially ready to SPAZZ OUT!!
	9:08pm P-90: Bingo gonna wear those “elf ears” again this year?
	9:09pm medson: Is Bingo in charge of the Hot Toddy’s again this year? I hope so.
	9:09pm tak: what a beautiful message board thank you
	9:10pm jg: Merry Christmas Dave and spazztics. Relaxing w the grooves. And some eggnog.
	9:10pm Marc in Towaco.: Merry Spazzmas all!
	9:11pm 609tothe510: Merry Spazzmass everybody!!!
	9:11pm Gaylord Fields: Fietje!!!
	9:11pm medson: Fietje
	9:11pm TheManWhoLaughs: Merry Xmas Fietje!
	9:12pm fietje: Merry Christmas everybody!
	9:12pm dave miss: Fietje came early this Xmas!!
	9:13pm Fiejte: I got something special for you all ;) Merry Spazz!
	9:13pm Fragonard: I thought of Mrs Miller suddenly
	9:14pm medson: Fietje can’t stay up as late as she used to.
	9:14pm JakeGould: Thanks for the Mae West!
	9:14pm Joe Coffee: Merry Christmas WFMU!!! Thanks for everything
	9:14pm ShelbyG: A 1, a 2, a 1,2,3,4
	9:14pm Gaylord Fields: Gelukkig Kerstmis, Fietje!!!
	9:15pm 609tothe510: Happy TRexmas
	9:16pm fietje: Gelukkig Kerstmis to you!
	9:17pm listener 126464: I brought the clam strips.
	9:18pm ShelbyG: I am reading "Shock and Awe: Glam Rock and Its Legacy, from the Seventies to the Twenty-first Century". Not super complimentary to Marc. Not very surprising at all, really.
	9:18pm Jeff formerly from Rahway: Spazziest Xmas EVAH.
	9:19pm Baby Jesus: Better give me good presents!
	9:21pm TheManWhoLaughs: Hurray for Santy Claus!
	9:21pm Chop Scott: Cheers to Spazz & All!
	9:22pm Todd-o-phonic Todd: Fleshtones do a great version of this suave tune...
	9:23pm TheManWhoLaughs: You can't fool me, there's no such thing as a sanity clause!
	9:24pm JOE FROM DC: Tried to buy insurance against sandstorms, but Prudential told me that there was no Sandy Clause.....
	9:24pm 609tothe510: I've been good this year, Spazzyclaus!!!
	9:26pm Mico: Luv all this holiday wfmu fun
	9:27pm medson: Tex Antoine always makes a strong drink.
	9:27pm Nutley Sam: I'm here! I didn't miss the Mae West Beatles song did I?!
	9:28pm BH: My local stinkbug population is getting in the holiday spirit by emerging randomly. Guess they don't leave town this time of year.
	9:29pm ShelbyG: I feel this is a multilayered show. I'm only barely part of the onion. I appreciate the depth.
	9:29pm late for class: been waiting all year for this set
	9:30pm ShelbyG: ugh BH: I KNOW. I loathe stinkbugs. One is somewhere in my living room & I want to burn the building down.
	9:31pm ShelbyG: Scary.
	9:32pm Greg from ZONE 5: Happy Holidays, Spazz & all!
	🙉 9:33pm TonyR: @Shelbyg: Also read "Shock and Awe". The derisive attitudr to Bolan took me aback, but on the upside, there was an overall feeling by the time the book was over that it was all downhill after T. Rexxtasy,
	9:35pm bill hanke: stink bugs are really Love Bugs. they love being with you.
	9:35pm medson: Hola Greg from Z5
	9:36pm BH: the ones around here seem to love sunning themselves near lightbulbs the most
	9:38pm Greg from ZONE 5: Yo medson!
	🙉 9:38pm TonyR: Spazz 12/23: The REAL unheard Xmas jukebox.
	9:39pm listener 126464: Love this one.
	🙉 9:40pm TonyR: Is Carla trying to vamp on the whole "Gee Whiz" phenomenon to keep things going?
	9:41pm late for class: Say no more Brian <3 <3
	9:41pm dave miss: Was on the beach in Jamaica at a jerk chicken and crab shack. They only had chicken. The Rasta informed me there was no Shanty Claws
	9:42pm Joe Coffee: This Christmas playlist kills variants. So good! Thank you Spazz
	🙉 9:42pm TonyR: @ShelbyG: DON'T! Remember Karen Black in "Trilogy of Terror"!!
	🙉 9:43pm TonyR: Does Tarzan know it's Christmas time at allllll?
	9:48pm Chop Scott: Now it can be Christmas--I love this track!!!
	9:48pm Nutley Sam: Hooray Santa and Jonny!
	9:48pm Tome: Woof Woof !<>!
	9:51pm Rudie: Was it THAT Santa and Jonny??? from SI???
	9:52pm bill hanke: Lon Channey Jr is my new favorite artist. that was intense
	9:52pm Gaylord Fields: Rudie!!! The band misses you!
	9:53pm medson: Fietje
	9:53pm Gaylord Fields: Fietje and Fietjelings!!!
	9:54pm fietje: Hello everybody! Ding ding
	9:54pm dave miss: Holy Schisse! Fietje’s son’s name is Randy!!
	9:54pm Rudie: @Gaylord Next year!! Too fun to miss out.... too many years!!
	9:54pm Nutley Sam: Rudie!
	9:56pm Rudie: Hello to Sloopy!!!
	9:56pm TheManWhoLaughs: That battle of the bands record with The South Bay Surfers vs King Uszniewicz & His Uszniewicztones was about the best album ever produced
	9:56pm Aries: Spazz...I quit acid.because of you....Went thru numerous rehab for many years...Thank You....
	9:56pm yippie: did The South Bay Surfers influence The New Surfsiders
	9:57pm Kitschy Mama: Happy Holidays Dave & Gang!
	🙉 10:00pm Wild Honey: Happy holidays Kitschy Mama!
	10:00pm medson: Hey KM
	🙉 10:00pm Will the Sound Guy: Hi, Dave and all!!!
	10:02pm Todd-o-phonic Todd: Fat Daddy is the real Mac Daddy.
	🙉 10:02pm Pauly from Clifton: Hey Dave, gang!
	10:03pm Rex: Fat Daddy! The pride of Baltimore!
	10:03pm steveo: My son and I found a page listing 417 different versions of Jingle Bell Rock, but the South Bay Surfers wasn't on it, so I don't know what to believe
	10:04pm medson: I hope you took a midday snooze today Todd.
	10:05pm dave miss: Really hoping Back Door Santa gets on.
	10:07pm TheManWhoLaughs: Bingo the Elf must be in the back preparing the Ming vases for Christmas gifts!
	10:07pm ShelbyG: Holy moly. I love Pearl Bailey. I accidentally typed Feral Bailey 😬
	10:08pm bill hanke: more Egg Nog please. much much more
	10:09pm Kitschy Mama: Haha “who the hell wants a football?”
	10:09pm ShelbyG: A Christmas Story. The marathon comes imminently.
	10:09pm P-90: Ho Ho Ho and all that jazz
	10:10pm 609tothe510: It's practically christmas, let's get hammered.
	10:11pm bill hanke: hammered by The Sonics
	10:11pm Fauci: Have a Fauci.Christmas Everybody....Santa never got vaccinated so be very careful.......
	10:12pm bill hanke: fuck you moron
	10:12pm Robm: Hey fauchi fuck off
	10:13pm Robm: I normally ignore trolls like this jerk but he set me off so my apologies
	10:13pm Greg from ZONE 5: Homer & Jethro FTW
	10:14pm bill hanke: much more Egg Nog. more Egg Nog!!!!
	10:14pm ShelbyG: harr
	🙉 10:14pm Will the Sound Guy: I cracked open a beer, or should I say "beer" it's more of a barleywine imperial IPA... it's 15%
	10:14pm bill hanke: no apologies needed Robm. you spoke up
	10:14pm tak: ornaments to that troll
	10:15pm ShelbyG: Will. Srrly?? Catch. Up.
	10:17pm Greg from ZONE 5: WHOA OK I'm prepping my Shelley fill-in for Saturday and for a second there I thought I was having a stroke.
	🙉 10:17pm Will the Sound Guy: I was drinking earlier, anyway cheers 🎄🍻
	10:18pm tak: i'm no money tak! nice to meet you
	10:18pm TheManWhoLaughs: Tony Tani!!
	10:18pm Matt Fiveash: Tony Tani! Now it’s really Xmas
	10:19pm DjLorraine: Our very own Micheal Shelley!
	10:19pm Dave the Spazz: @TheManWhoLaughs: Who says I don't take requests?
	10:19pm She Chimp: Happy Xmas evrrybody!
	10:19pm Dave the Spazz: Oh, wait--I do.
	10:19pm ShelbyG: I love this!
	10:20pm yippie: wonderful wonderful snow is falling
	10:20pm Cat Stacker: Actually I know Santa pretty well and that doesn't sound like him?
	10:20pm ShelbyG: cheers, Will 😉
	10:21pm TheManWhoLaughs: Thank you Dave! I was able to share with the family
	10:22pm Nutley Sam: I look forward to "May You Never" every year.
	10:22pm 609tothe510: I will creep out a total stranger, and huff that glue!
	10:22pm Greg from ZONE 5: This is next level, Spazz.
	10:23pm ShelbyG: I love the Droopy Dog voice so much I could punch a tomato.
	10:23pm suzyhotrod: I have tuned in just in time for the pump up speech!!
	10:24pm medson: This is the season to be Ripped off by a hooker
	🙉 10:25pm Will the Sound Guy: solid and spazztastic
	10:26pm alanSixº: goddamit your making me feel christmassy
	10:27pm ShelbyG: this Joe Tex song ... wow
	10:28pm Kitschy Mama: My favorite Petty track…👍🏻
	10:28pm ShelbyG: awww...Tom!
	10:34pm yippie: 17 minutes of fiona apple jamming on piano with bob singing
	10:35pm Fauci: I love you Robm..
	10:36pm Joe Coffee: Get off my roof Fauci
	10:37pm ShelbyG: Glorious track.
	10:38pm Fauci: New York...Thank You for voting Joe Biden...get your vaccine passport soon...
	10:40pm Fauci: New York...Thank You for voting Joe Biden...get your vaccine passport soon...
	🙉 10:40pm JG: der Bingle!
	10:40pm tak: go outside
	10:42pm Dave the Spazz: @Fauci: please stop. thanks
	10:42pm P-90: Leo Watson ROCKS
	10:42pm Marc in Towaco.: Playing the archive tomorrow night when my two oldest come home.
	🙉 10:43pm JG: Santa Claus, go straight to the ghetto!
	10:44pm Joe Coffee: That Bob Marley xmas song delivered some serious holiday vibes whoa. Downloading now! Thank you
	10:45pm jojo: Spazz....you were a covid survivor...not so pleasant....the unvaccinated are creating all the variants...we all know that in the ER
	10:45pm ShelbyG: such a bittersweet song!
	10:46pm ShelbyG: @Marc: what a fantastic idea!! I love it!
	10:47pm Robm: Ohh the trolls are out tonight, with this bowing out and going to bed
	10:48pm P-90: “Joe… you’ll never learn”
	10:48pm jojo: The truth is troll...Good Luck.....
	10:48pm ShelbyG: @Robm: I guess "family time" is not so great for trolls. Spending the holidays online to avoid the "ouchies".
	10:50pm jojo: The troll is sometimes truth...it hurts when you or your family get hit...
	10:51pm Joe Coffee: Legendary performance tonight! Appreciate the effort/editing
	10:52pm Kitschy Mama: “Rod Rogers” has like 30+ aliases. Whatta goon!
	10:53pm dave miss: The JB shoutout is legendary!
	10:54pm P-90: Muh man Dave, he’s ON THE ONES
	10:54pm ShelbyG: that's the shit, right there...I mean.. a shoutout from JB?!?!
	🙉 10:54pm JG: Close enuff
	10:55pm ?: Chrostmas? Will we be getting Chrossaints?
	10:57pm P-90: from JB to Tubb in the blink of an eye, now that’s Freeform
	10:59pm Joe Coffee: Thank god all of this will be archived and documented for posterity… my goodness!
	11:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Note to self: Try to find some "Merry Christmas from Joe Besser" cards to send next year.
	11:00pm ShelbyG: Yeah. I just can't take this one.
	11:00pm JOE FROM DC: This show is the best Christmas...anything...this year! I am actually starting to feel something about the season again.
	🙉 11:00pm TonyR: Like all of us, the archive servers are hurtling towards their demise.
	11:00pm Zabadak: Wow just when you thought Mike Love could sink no lower
	🙉 11:01pm TonyR: Mike Love is no Ringo.
	🙉 11:01pm TonyR: This Batman sequence starts out like a drug ad.
	11:01pm Greg from ZONE 5: Andy Devine??
	11:01pm ShelbyG: thank you, Zabadak, I just abhor the original song & this cover is insufferable
	11:03pm alanSixº: i got gifted a bottle of johnny blue and man this show made the perfect nite to start sipping it
	🙉 11:04pm TonyR: Papa's got a brand new variant.
	11:04pm TheManWhoLaughs: And it would be the BEST Covid song ever!
	11:04pm dave miss: We were in Kokomo with a German friend. He took a swim and then rolled around on the beach. He came to then sit on our towel and we said No Sandy Claus
	11:04pm P-90: wait… did that happen?!
	11:05pm P-90: (the Rod thing)?
	🙉 11:05pm TonyR: Don't sit on this man's lap, Dave.
	11:05pm medson: Reach into the sack
	11:06pm Gaylord Fields: @P-90: Here 'tis: wfmu.org...
	11:07pm Greg from ZONE 5: Do you think Spazzy Claus and Count Spazzula hang?
	11:07pm P-90: Dave reached for the old man’s sack and was HANDSOMELY REWARDED
	🙉 11:07pm TonyR: Can the WFMU roof support this guy and all his stuff?
	11:07pm Gaylord Fields: A Date With Elves are Bruce Bennett, Sam Elwitt, Gaylord Fields, Matt Fiveash, Ira Kaplan, Ted Kersten, Dave Lindsay, Amanda Nazario, and Polly Pinocle. All songs produced by Sam Elwitt. Sleigh bells on the following songs are all played by session elves, as required by the Arctic Federation of Musicians Local 802, James C. Poinsettia, President.
	11:08pm Gaylord Fields: “Blitzen Bop” (“Blitzkrieg Bop”), written by the Ramones, parody lyrics by Sam Elwitt and Dave Lindsay Dave Lindsay: lead vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Ira Kaplan: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass Sam Elwitt: drums
	11:09pm Marc in Towaco.: Thanks Shelby
	11:09pm P-90: Thanks for the illuminating link @DJ Gaylord!
	11:09pm alanSixº: whoa thanx gaylord i had no idea
	11:10pm Gaylord Fields: “Oh! Carols” (“Oh! Carol”), written by Neil Sedaka/Howard Greenfield, parody lyrics by Sam Elwitt Sam Elwitt: lead and backing vocals, keyboards, drums Polly Pinocle: harmony and backing vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass Ira Kaplan: keyboards
	11:10pm aint Paul: Greg, yes Andy Devine. He was my favorite impression to perform when getting over an upper resp. infection. At least in my head.
	🙉 11:10pm TonyR: No "Help me, Reindeer"?
	11:10pm medson: Thanks for the song info Gaylord.
	11:10pm Gaylord Fields: @P-90 @alanSixº: It's no Woody Woodpecker underpants, but do enjoy.
	🙉 11:11pm TonyR: We can have both!
	11:11pm Gaylord Fields: @medson: I'll be supplying all the song info, because why the hell not?!
	11:11pm Greg from ZONE 5: @Paul: I do a great Wallace Shawn when I have a severe head cold.
	11:11pm Kat in Chicago: I clicky-starred this Carols one within ten seconds
	11:11pm aint Paul: Cindy Tells Me?
	11:12pm listener 126464: 5th toddy for Sam!
	11:12pm Gaylord Fields: “Silent Night” (“Saturday Night”), written by Bill Martin/Phil Coulter, parody lyrics by Gaylord Fields Amanda Nazario: lead and backing vocals Sam Elwitt: guitar, keyboards, drums, backing vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Ira Kaplan: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass, backing vocals Gaylord Fields: backing vocals Ted Kersten: backing vocals Polly Pinocle: backing vocals
	11:12pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thank you, song credits elf Gaylord!
	11:12pm Kat in Chicago: Amanda!
	🙉 11:12pm TonyR: Always Be Crediting.
	11:13pm Greg from ZONE 5: GET IT, AMNAZ!
	11:13pm Nutley Sam: hiccup
	11:13pm alanSixº: i looove amanda's vox
	11:13pm aint Paul: Greg, I'll look him up!
	11:13pm Gaylord Fields: @Ken FHP: All other musicians insist we furnish these credits to indemnify them.
	11:13pm east hollywood: Dude— you are actually bringing me christmas cheer. FU
	11:14pm Chop Scott: Sounds super great!!
	11:14pm KWilde: Nazz!
	🙉 11:14pm Wild Honey: Party with the Virgin and a lottta sheep. Ha ha ha ha!
	11:14pm Kat in Chicago: This is super cute. Who doesn't want to party with virgins and sheep?
	11:14pm Greg from ZONE 5: This is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.
	🙉 11:14pm TonyR: Sound!
	11:15pm Mike Sin: These parody carols are the smile of the week. Such a fun show!
	11:15pm Gaylord Fields: Amanda's surname is a Spanish reference to Jesus' hometown! She was born for this job!
	11:15pm Gaylord Fields: “Want a Toy” (“I’m a Boy”), written by Pete Townshend, parody lyrics by Sam Elwitt Sam Elwitt: lead vocals, guitar, drums Polly Pinocle: harmony and backing vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Ira Kaplan: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass
	11:15pm Amanda: D'awww Gaylord made it easy with those amazing lyrics!
	11:16pm joe mulligan: The Who, I'm a boy, hahaha!
	11:16pm P-90: @Gaylord: exactly!
	11:16pm Joe Coffee: Laughing with my toes tapping!
	11:16pm JOE FROM DC: Is this A Date With Elves set available on CD? I want this for my car the next time I drive home for Christmas!
	11:16pm yippie: josefs hometown maybe
	11:16pm Gaylord Fields: @Amanda: Mwah!
	🙉 11:17pm TonyR: Bonus: "Polly Pinocle" sounds like an elf.
	11:17pm Gaylord Fields: “I’m Waiting for Saint Nick” (“I’m Waiting for the Man”), written by Lou Reed, parody lyrics by Gaylord Fields Gaylord Fields: lead vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass Ira Kaplan: keyboards Sam Elwitt: drums
	11:17pm medson: @joe from DC. I think it’s only getting an 8 Track release.
	11:18pm alanSixº: where was this recorded?? i have so many questions this is so good lol
	🙉 11:18pm TonyR: * an elf NAME.
	11:18pm P-90: Polly Pinocle has GOT to be an elf
	11:18pm Amanda: I think "Want a Toy" is my fav track this year, it's really charming. But there's so much competition!!!
	11:18pm Kat in Chicago: UNCANNY vocal resemblance
	11:18pm Joe Coffee: Holy Lou! Mind blown
	11:18pm Greg from ZONE 5: "December 2-5" :D
	11:18pm medson: Yes. Gaylord!!!!!
	🙉 11:19pm JG: I love the Loe Reed Christmas album!
	🙉 11:19pm TonyR: Gsylord takes on Lou! APPLAUSE
	11:19pm Gaylord Fields: @Kat: I had to resurrect my former Noo Yawk accent to Lou it up right.
	🙉 11:19pm Wild Honey: Gaylord nails it
	11:19pm KWilde: Great job Gaylord! Band sounds amazing
	11:20pm joe mulligan: where can I score some FRUIT CAKE!!! bwahahahaha
	11:20pm Kat in Chicago: March of the Wooden Soldiers - inspired!
	11:20pm She Chimp: good stuff
	🙉 11:20pm TonyR: For New Year's, Gaylord will tackle Nico.
	11:20pm Ira: Hey, Bruce . . . Sam didn't even have to "sweeten" our tracks on this one!
	11:20pm JOE FROM DC: @medson OH GOODY! Then I can play it in my Uncles 1959 International Harvester pickup!
	11:20pm Jim the Poet: This is amazing
	11:21pm Tommy in Neversink: I wasn't in the Christmas mood until this show
	🙉 11:21pm TonyR: "He lets me have a lick." Thank you.
	11:21pm P-90: with my eyes closed, I’d swear it was the actual Lou
	11:21pm Nutley Sam: @alanSix my basement, FMU, asst'd vocals in bedrooms and living rooms
	🙉 11:21pm Wild Honey: He pulls one out and lets me have a lick. Oh my god Lou would love that lyric
	11:21pm aint Paul: I never laugh when I'm alone but I'm Waitin'... Wow
	11:22pm Nutley Sam: @Ira, no but I needed someone to sweeten mine!
	11:22pm Chop Scott: Bravo Sam!
	🙉 11:22pm Wild Honey: I wish I could like this song twice
	11:22pm Todd-o-phonic Todd: I've never heard Gaylord sound so restrained vocally.
	11:22pm Greg from ZONE 5: WOWee wow wow wow.
	11:22pm Nutley Sam: Tanx!
	11:22pm alanSixº: oh wow it feels like a perfect live recording and production - great work nutley sam
	11:22pm P-90: I was also wondering: where did they record this?
	11:22pm Gaylord Fields: “Christmas Jesus” (“Bits and Pieces”), written by Smith/Clark/Ryan, parody lyrics by Sam Elwitt and Amanda Nazario Amanda Nazario: lead vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass, infantile backing vocals Ira Kaplan: keyboards Sam Elwitt: drums, backing vocals, childish foot stomps Gaylord Fields: immature backing vocals
	11:22pm east hollywood: A new christmas classic
	11:23pm Kat in Chicago: Wow
	11:23pm Gaylord Fields: It was recorded in various places and assembled by Sam Elwitt.
	11:23pm Nutley Sam: @alanSix thanx!
	11:24pm joe mulligan: my dad would have loved this. he was a dave clark 5 fan
	11:24pm listener 126464: holy babes in swaddling clothing
	🙉 11:24pm TonyR: "Christmas Jesus" definitely puts us all at the SInner's Crossroads.
	11:24pm P-90: co-written by Amanda too!
	11:24pm Gaylord Fields: “Merry Twist-mas,” written by Wolfson/Hall/Singleton Gaylord Fields: lead vocals Matt Fiveash: bass, vocals, bass vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Ira Kaplan: keyboards Sam Elwitt: drums, backing vocals Ted Kersten: backing vocals
	11:25pm Kat in Chicago: They don't call her The Nazz for nothin'
	11:25pm Gaylord Fields: (Non-parody song)
	🙉 11:25pm TonyR: I saw the CJ title early on the playlist but was not within a mile of guessing the tackled song. kudos.
	11:25pm Joe Coffee: (Still so good)
	11:26pm P-90: very spirited vocal
	11:26pm Matt Fiveash: “bass, vocals”/“bass vocals”=“ground hogmeat”/“groundhog meat”
	11:27pm Nutley Sam: muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Matt
	11:27pm Joe Coffee: Reminds me of a merrier Modern Lovers
	11:27pm medson: What a night!!
	11:27pm Kat in Chicago: Frickin geniuses all of y'all
	11:27pm tak: that was great!
	🙉 11:28pm TonyR: Missed doing laundry, but totally worth it.
	11:28pm listener 126464: Thank you A Date With Elves!
	🙉 11:28pm Wild Honey: Brilliant!
	11:28pm Gaylord Fields: Take a bow, A Date With Elves, a nine-piece band that proves you can't spell "non-talented" without "nonet"!
	11:28pm Greg from ZONE 5: Standing ovation for all involved
	11:28pm briania: Tree-mendous! Thanks, Dave, and happy xmas!~
	11:28pm Nutley Sam: Next week: bloopers!
	11:29pm alanSixº: man thanx all you elves that was fantastic
	11:29pm dave miss: Nice work Gaylord!
	11:29pm sufferwords: the best thanks for the effort
	11:29pm Gaylord Fields: Sam, I think those were the bloopers.
	11:29pm Rudie: Yay!!! A Date With Elves!!!!!
	11:29pm Glynis GirlGroupGirl: Perfect accompaniment to some Christmas baking. Loving the Elves!
	🙉 11:29pm TonyR: Surrey down.
	11:30pm TheManWhoLaughs: I wanna hear the recordings were Gaylord is cursing at everyone like he's Howard Cosell
	11:30pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: Stoned soul Christmas!
	11:30pm Marc in Towaco.: Wsiting for St. Nick or I want a toy. It's a toss up. Both win as my favorite.
	🙉 11:31pm TonyR: Gaylord was more like the Beach Boys' Dad: withering sarcasm, and draining of spirits.
	11:32pm medson: Fietje
	11:32pm dave miss: Randi!?!
	11:32pm Gaylord Fields: That's Dutch for "please call Interpol!"
	11:32pm Nutley Sam: Gaylord was more like Broderick Crawford -- get his takes early before he passes out drunk
	11:32pm P-90: Where’s the outtake where Gaylord asks the engineer “just what do you want, in the DEPTHS of your ignorance…?”
	11:32pm fietje: Merry Christmas everybody!
	11:33pm SeanG: Ichiban!
	11:33pm dave miss: I mean with a name like Randi Ralston, you could do any kinda porn
	🙉 11:33pm TonyR: Is that Orson Welles, the "DEPTHS" soundbite?
	🙉 11:33pm TonyR: Gaylord, take 23: "Ah the French."
	11:33pm Andrea is a Masshole Now: Sam was all over those tunes!! What a treat on this Xmas Eve Eve! Miss you my friend.
	11:34pm Nutley Sam: Big A! xoxo!
	11:34pm dave miss: @Tony I love those Outtakes
	11:35pm P-90: Hoo-eee that Dates with Elves experience just dropped out of nowhere and floored everyone, as if that was the intention.
	11:35pm Gaylord Fields: @dave miss: You're close: www.consciousawakening.net
	11:37pm Gaylord Fields: And that is THE Randy Ralston!
	11:38pm dave miss: @Gaylord. “Ahh the ACSB” Sexological Bodyworkers of course
	11:38pm P-90: “Pleasure Coach”, huh
	11:38pm Fishtown Mike: Mr. Spazz, had to take a quick break from cooking & jump on the board briefly. The show's been outstanding. A Date With Elves knocked it out of the park. Cozy brown snow of the east, indeed...damn that was a spectacular set.
	11:39pm Gaylord Fields: I wonder if Randy Ralston's greeting is "Hello, every body!"?
	11:40pm dave miss: @Gaylord You’re killing me! LOL
	11:42pm Nutley Sam: @Gaylord HAHAHA
	11:43pm P-90: @Gaylord: I can’t breathe
	11:44pm Kat in Chicago: Night Manger!
	11:45pm medson: Randy Ralston has some great testimonials on that site.
	11:45pm Dungaroos Kipawah: I can’t wait for the “Xmas Most Foul” Dylan parody
	11:46pm Gaylord Fields: Looks like "Lump of Coal" is gonna become a Xmas Fiasco perennial, like that Donald Duck cartoon in Sweden!
	11:46pm Dungaroos Kipawah: All 67 minutes of it
	11:46pm 609tothe510: Loving this night manger!!!
	11:46pm medson: I wonder if we’re getting any Santa Hanukkah Freeway tonight.
	11:47pm Gaylord Fields: @medson: I don't even want to think about Randy Ralston's "testimonials"!
	11:47pm 609tothe510: testemonials, you mean
	11:48pm P-90: How did the Swedes get so far ahead of us in so many things? Really concerning to me…
	🙉 11:48pm TonyR: Keep it clean! It's CHRISTMAS!
	11:48pm TheManWhoLaughs: Epic!
	11:48pm Gaylord Fields: "Chimney hole"!!!
	11:48pm medson: @609 dammit why didn’t I say that.
	11:49pm Mr. Pumpy: What was that bit about ham? Someone please tell me.
	🙉 11:49pm Wild Honey: The harmonica playing is sublime
	11:49pm Mr. Pumpy: Also...happy holiday-time to all!
	11:51pm Mr. Pumpy: Wild Honey, Do you mean the hamonica?!
	11:51pm Greg from ZONE 5: It’s been another successful year. Now it's time to start preparations for NEXT CHRISTMAS!
	🙉 11:52pm Wild Honey: ha ha yes
	11:52pm medson: Bravo to another Christmas Fiasco. Top notch entertainment
	11:53pm P-90: Only Christmas song ever containing the phrase “like a complete A-hole”
	🙉 11:53pm TonyR: JB could be so earnest sometimes, it sometimes hurt.
	11:53pm Nutley Sam: On the album version we get to say "asshole"
	11:54pm Dave the Spazz: Merry Xmess, all! Thanks for tunin' in. Mike Sin next week, See ya next year!
	11:54pm tak: merry ximpmas
	🙉 11:54pm TonyR: And we wanna be FREE. Free to say "asshole" without getting hassled by the MAN!
	11:54pm Kat in Chicago: I think "a-hole" was actually funnier
	11:55pm medson: See ya around Spazz. Thanks again Goodnight all
	11:55pm P-90: Thanks @Dave for another year of all this glorious crap!
	🙉 11:55pm TonyR: Many censored pop hits are better than the unfiltered versions.
	11:55pm dave miss: You’ll get those undies one day Señor Spazz
	🙉 11:55pm JG: Good stuff
	🙉 11:55pm Wild Honey: Thank you Dave, Spazzy Claus, and Date with Elves!
	🙉 11:56pm TonyR: THank you for 2021, Mr. Dave!!!!!
	11:56pm JOE FROM DC: Merry Christmas Spazz! And thanks for getting us thru 2021!
	11:56pm TheManWhoLaughs: Thanks Dave and The Dating Elves!
	11:56pm P-90: (“A-hole” IS better btw)
	11:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Spazz and army of helpers. Happy holidays, gang!
	11:57pm Joe Coffee: I truly feel blessed to have been listening tonight. Thank you Spazz, the Elves and WFMU listeners everywhere. Merry Christmas
	11:58pm TheManWhoLaughs: It's best when you say the word "asshole" and then edit different sound effects over each one, semi covering the word up
	11:58pm lorenzoelsuave: Thank you Dave, Merry Christmas!!
	11:58pm Kat in Chicago: Thanks to all concerned for another Spazztastic Christmas show
	11:58pm P-90: A Date with Elves, I erroneously called them “Dates with Elves”, I was thinking of the Costner elf movie
	11:58pm van chinski: BEAUTIFUL SHOW, DAVE! Happy Everything!
	11:59pm Greg from ZONE 5: Thanks, Spazz!
	11:59pm joe mulligan: Thank you Mr Spazz and the whole Date With Elves Singers. you made the holidays
	12:01am Glynis GirlGroupGirl: Stupidpendous!! Thank-you!!!

Music To Spazz By with Dave the Spazz: Playlist from December 23, 2021

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Thu. Dec 19th, 9pm - Midnight: Yule & The Gang (More info...)
Celebrate the holidays with Spazzy Claus and his very special 2024 musical guests Yule & The Gang (featuring the usual assortment of festive knuckleheads).

December 23, 2021: Spazz Xmas Fiasco featuring this year's musical revue, A Date With Elves!

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Artist	Track	Album
Marv Meredith & His Orchestra with Chimpanzee	Swingin' Sleighbells
Detroit Junior	Christmas Day "Christmas Day" by "Detroit Junior"
Pastor T. L. Barrett and the Youth for Christ Choir	Jingle Bells Part 2
Mae West	From Mae To You "From Mae To You" by "Mae West"
T. Rex	Don't Cry "Don't Cry" by "T. Rex"
Ben Hinds	All I Want For Christmas Is A Go-Go Girl
The Qualities	It's Christmas Tme "It's Christmas Tme" by "The Qualities"
Milton DeLugg & The Little Eskimos	Hooray for Santa Claus

Cordell Jackson	Be-Bopper's Christmas
Tandoori Knights	Xmas medley "Xmas medley" by "Tandoori Knights"
Bloodshot Bill	Naughty or Nice "Naughty or Nice" by "Bloodshot Bill"
Lon Chaney Jr.	Monster's Holiday "Monster's Holiday" by "Lon Chaney Jr."
Nathaniel Mayer	Mr. Santa Claus "Mr. Santa Claus" by "Nathaniel Mayer"
Carla Thomas	All I Want For Christmas Is You
The Beach Men	Christmas Time Is Here Again

Santa and Jonny	My Most Miserable Christmas
Jerry And The Landslides	Get Off My Roof
Beebe Gallini featuring Cindy Lawson	What Christmas Means To me
South Bay Surfers	Jingle Bell Rock
Brendan Hanlon and the Bat Men	Christmas Party
Magic Rady & the Christmas Trolls	Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Fat Daddy	Fat Daddy "Fat Daddy" by "Fat Daddy"

Pearl Bailey	Five Pound Box Of Money
The Sonics	Don't Believe In Christmas
Homer & Jethro	Ornaments "Ornaments" by "Homer & Jethro"
George Jones	I Want A New Baby For Christmas
Laura Cantrell and Michael Shelley	Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus
Toni Tani	Xmas song "Xmas song" by "Toni Tani"	`
Dave the Spazz	May You Never "May You Never" by "Dave the Spazz"
Joe Tex	I'll Make Everyday Christmas (for My Woman)
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers	Christmas All Over Again

Big Dee Irwin And Little Eva	I Wish You a Merry Christmas
Bob Marley & the Wailers	White Christmas
Leo Watson	Jingle Bells "Jingle Bells" by "Leo Watson"
The Harlem Children's Chorus	Black Christmas
Frank Sinatra	Mistletoe and Holly
Rod Rogers	Santa Claus Goes Modern
Ray Oddis	Happy Ghoul Tide "Happy Ghoul Tide" by "Ray Oddis"
James Brown	Soulful Christmas "Soulful Christmas" by "James Brown"
Ernest Tubb	Christmas Island "Christmas Island" by "Ernest Tubb"
Mike Love	Santa's Goin' To Kokomo

A Date With Elves	Blitzen Bop "Blitzen Bop" by "A Date With Elves"
A Date With Elves	Oh! Carols "Oh! Carols" by "A Date With Elves"
A Date With Elves	Silent Night "Silent Night" by "A Date With Elves"
A Date With Elves	Want A Toy "Want A Toy" by "A Date With Elves"
A Date With Elves	I'm Waiting For St. Nick
A Date With Elves	Christmas Jesus
A Date With Elves	Merry Twistmas "Merry Twistmas" by "A Date With Elves"

Binky Griptite	Stoned Soul Christmas
The 5678s	Rock and Roll Santa "Rock and Roll Santa" by "The 5678s"
Paul Revere & The Raiders	Wear a Smile At Christmas
Redd Foxx	The Christmas Song "The Christmas Song" by "Redd Foxx"
Huey "Piano" Smith and the Clowns	All I Want For Christmas
Otis Redding	Merry Christmas Baby
Night Manger	Like a Lump of Coal "Like a Lump of Coal" by "Night Manger"
James Brown	Let's Make Christmas Mean Something This Year
Vince Guarldi Trio	Christmas Time Is Here (instrumental)

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Listener comments!
	8:53pm bill hanke: I'm ready to rock til i drop! bring it on Brooklyn Dave
	🙉 8:54pm TonyR: He told you never to call him that!
	🙉 8:55pm TonyR: Now you settle down until Church is over!
	8:56pm bill hanke: Xmas at K Mart! sacred music for all to rejoice
	🙉 8:57pm TonyR: I always love the last 5 minutes of "Sinner's Crossroads".
	9:01pm P-90: Good ol’ Kevin
	9:01pm Todd-o-phonic Todd: It's the dumbest time of the year...time for the Spazz Xmas Fiasco!
	9:01pm JOE FROM DC: Happy Christmas Eve-Eve everyone!
	9:02pm sufferwords: Broadway my best
	9:03pm Tome: WoooooWooooo Season's Greetings !<>! SpazTaCULaR !<>!
	9:03pm ShelbyG: dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb...
	9:04pm TheManWhoLaughs: I hope he plays that Japanese version of Jingle Bells tonight! Christmas is always brighter when I hear Tony Tani's voice!
	9:04pm ShelbyG: I got my booster & flu shot today, I might be asleep for the next 2 days. I wanna get my YAYA's out!!!!!
	9:05pm P-90: Sounds terribly festive right off the top
	9:06pm medson: Let’s get more stupit!
	9:06pm P-90: Oh, I’ll be taking “a stress pill” all right
	9:07pm bigplanetnoise: Boy, I sure need loud and stupit tonight.
	9:07pm bill hanke: I'm dreaming of a rainy xmas
	9:08pm ShelbyG: Ok, spazzmeister, it appears we are all officially ready to SPAZZ OUT!!
	9:08pm P-90: Bingo gonna wear those “elf ears” again this year?
	9:09pm medson: Is Bingo in charge of the Hot Toddy’s again this year? I hope so.
	9:09pm tak: what a beautiful message board thank you
	9:10pm jg: Merry Christmas Dave and spazztics. Relaxing w the grooves. And some eggnog.
	9:10pm Marc in Towaco.: Merry Spazzmas all!
	9:11pm 609tothe510: Merry Spazzmass everybody!!!
	9:11pm Gaylord Fields: Fietje!!!
	9:11pm medson: Fietje
	9:11pm TheManWhoLaughs: Merry Xmas Fietje!
	9:12pm fietje: Merry Christmas everybody!
	9:12pm dave miss: Fietje came early this Xmas!!
	9:13pm Fiejte: I got something special for you all ;) Merry Spazz!
	9:13pm Fragonard: I thought of Mrs Miller suddenly
	9:14pm medson: Fietje can’t stay up as late as she used to.
	9:14pm JakeGould: Thanks for the Mae West!
	9:14pm Joe Coffee: Merry Christmas WFMU!!! Thanks for everything
	9:14pm ShelbyG: A 1, a 2, a 1,2,3,4
	9:14pm Gaylord Fields: Gelukkig Kerstmis, Fietje!!!
	9:15pm 609tothe510: Happy TRexmas
	9:16pm fietje: Gelukkig Kerstmis to you!
	9:17pm listener 126464: I brought the clam strips.
	9:18pm ShelbyG: I am reading "Shock and Awe: Glam Rock and Its Legacy, from the Seventies to the Twenty-first Century". Not super complimentary to Marc. Not very surprising at all, really.
	9:18pm Jeff formerly from Rahway: Spazziest Xmas EVAH.
	9:19pm Baby Jesus: Better give me good presents!
	9:21pm TheManWhoLaughs: Hurray for Santy Claus!
	9:21pm Chop Scott: Cheers to Spazz & All!
	9:22pm Todd-o-phonic Todd: Fleshtones do a great version of this suave tune...
	9:23pm TheManWhoLaughs: You can't fool me, there's no such thing as a sanity clause!
	9:24pm JOE FROM DC: Tried to buy insurance against sandstorms, but Prudential told me that there was no Sandy Clause.....
	9:24pm 609tothe510: I've been good this year, Spazzyclaus!!!
	9:26pm Mico: Luv all this holiday wfmu fun
	9:27pm medson: Tex Antoine always makes a strong drink.
	9:27pm Nutley Sam: I'm here! I didn't miss the Mae West Beatles song did I?!
	9:28pm BH: My local stinkbug population is getting in the holiday spirit by emerging randomly. Guess they don't leave town this time of year.
	9:29pm ShelbyG: I feel this is a multilayered show. I'm only barely part of the onion. I appreciate the depth.
	9:29pm late for class: been waiting all year for this set
	9:30pm ShelbyG: ugh BH: I KNOW. I loathe stinkbugs. One is somewhere in my living room & I want to burn the building down.
	9:31pm ShelbyG: Scary.
	9:32pm Greg from ZONE 5: Happy Holidays, Spazz & all!
	🙉 9:33pm TonyR: @Shelbyg: Also read "Shock and Awe". The derisive attitudr to Bolan took me aback, but on the upside, there was an overall feeling by the time the book was over that it was all downhill after T. Rexxtasy,
	9:35pm bill hanke: stink bugs are really Love Bugs. they love being with you.
	9:35pm medson: Hola Greg from Z5
	9:36pm BH: the ones around here seem to love sunning themselves near lightbulbs the most
	9:38pm Greg from ZONE 5: Yo medson!
	🙉 9:38pm TonyR: Spazz 12/23: The REAL unheard Xmas jukebox.
	9:39pm listener 126464: Love this one.
	🙉 9:40pm TonyR: Is Carla trying to vamp on the whole "Gee Whiz" phenomenon to keep things going?
	9:41pm late for class: Say no more Brian <3 <3
	9:41pm dave miss: Was on the beach in Jamaica at a jerk chicken and crab shack. They only had chicken. The Rasta informed me there was no Shanty Claws
	9:42pm Joe Coffee: This Christmas playlist kills variants. So good! Thank you Spazz
	🙉 9:42pm TonyR: @ShelbyG: DON'T! Remember Karen Black in "Trilogy of Terror"!!
	🙉 9:43pm TonyR: Does Tarzan know it's Christmas time at allllll?
	9:48pm Chop Scott: Now it can be Christmas--I love this track!!!
	9:48pm Nutley Sam: Hooray Santa and Jonny!
	9:48pm Tome: Woof Woof !<>!
	9:51pm Rudie: Was it THAT Santa and Jonny??? from SI???
	9:52pm bill hanke: Lon Channey Jr is my new favorite artist. that was intense
	9:52pm Gaylord Fields: Rudie!!! The band misses you!
	9:53pm medson: Fietje
	9:53pm Gaylord Fields: Fietje and Fietjelings!!!
	9:54pm fietje: Hello everybody! Ding ding
	9:54pm dave miss: Holy Schisse! Fietje’s son’s name is Randy!!
	9:54pm Rudie: @Gaylord Next year!! Too fun to miss out.... too many years!!
	9:54pm Nutley Sam: Rudie!
	9:56pm Rudie: Hello to Sloopy!!!
	9:56pm TheManWhoLaughs: That battle of the bands record with The South Bay Surfers vs King Uszniewicz & His Uszniewicztones was about the best album ever produced
	9:56pm Aries: Spazz...I quit acid.because of you....Went thru numerous rehab for many years...Thank You....
	9:56pm yippie: did The South Bay Surfers influence The New Surfsiders
	9:57pm Kitschy Mama: Happy Holidays Dave & Gang!
	🙉 10:00pm Wild Honey: Happy holidays Kitschy Mama!
	10:00pm medson: Hey KM
	🙉 10:00pm Will the Sound Guy: Hi, Dave and all!!!
	10:02pm Todd-o-phonic Todd: Fat Daddy is the real Mac Daddy.
	🙉 10:02pm Pauly from Clifton: Hey Dave, gang!
	10:03pm Rex: Fat Daddy! The pride of Baltimore!
	10:03pm steveo: My son and I found a page listing 417 different versions of Jingle Bell Rock, but the South Bay Surfers wasn't on it, so I don't know what to believe
	10:04pm medson: I hope you took a midday snooze today Todd.
	10:05pm dave miss: Really hoping Back Door Santa gets on.
	10:07pm TheManWhoLaughs: Bingo the Elf must be in the back preparing the Ming vases for Christmas gifts!
	10:07pm ShelbyG: Holy moly. I love Pearl Bailey. I accidentally typed Feral Bailey 😬
	10:08pm bill hanke: more Egg Nog please. much much more
	10:09pm Kitschy Mama: Haha “who the hell wants a football?”
	10:09pm ShelbyG: A Christmas Story. The marathon comes imminently.
	10:09pm P-90: Ho Ho Ho and all that jazz
	10:10pm 609tothe510: It's practically christmas, let's get hammered.
	10:11pm bill hanke: hammered by The Sonics
	10:11pm Fauci: Have a Fauci.Christmas Everybody....Santa never got vaccinated so be very careful.......
	10:12pm bill hanke: fuck you moron
	10:12pm Robm: Hey fauchi fuck off
	10:13pm Robm: I normally ignore trolls like this jerk but he set me off so my apologies
	10:13pm Greg from ZONE 5: Homer & Jethro FTW
	10:14pm bill hanke: much more Egg Nog. more Egg Nog!!!!
	10:14pm ShelbyG: harr
	🙉 10:14pm Will the Sound Guy: I cracked open a beer, or should I say "beer" it's more of a barleywine imperial IPA... it's 15%
	10:14pm bill hanke: no apologies needed Robm. you spoke up
	10:14pm tak: ornaments to that troll
	10:15pm ShelbyG: Will. Srrly?? Catch. Up.
	10:17pm Greg from ZONE 5: WHOA OK I'm prepping my Shelley fill-in for Saturday and for a second there I thought I was having a stroke.
	🙉 10:17pm Will the Sound Guy: I was drinking earlier, anyway cheers 🎄🍻
	10:18pm tak: i'm no money tak! nice to meet you
	10:18pm TheManWhoLaughs: Tony Tani!!
	10:18pm Matt Fiveash: Tony Tani! Now it’s really Xmas
	10:19pm DjLorraine: Our very own Micheal Shelley!
	10:19pm Dave the Spazz: @TheManWhoLaughs: Who says I don't take requests?
	10:19pm She Chimp: Happy Xmas evrrybody!
	10:19pm Dave the Spazz: Oh, wait--I do.
	10:19pm ShelbyG: I love this!
	10:20pm yippie: wonderful wonderful snow is falling
	10:20pm Cat Stacker: Actually I know Santa pretty well and that doesn't sound like him?
	10:20pm ShelbyG: cheers, Will 😉
	10:21pm TheManWhoLaughs: Thank you Dave! I was able to share with the family
	10:22pm Nutley Sam: I look forward to "May You Never" every year.
	10:22pm 609tothe510: I will creep out a total stranger, and huff that glue!
	10:22pm Greg from ZONE 5: This is next level, Spazz.
	10:23pm ShelbyG: I love the Droopy Dog voice so much I could punch a tomato.
	10:23pm suzyhotrod: I have tuned in just in time for the pump up speech!!
	10:24pm medson: This is the season to be Ripped off by a hooker
	🙉 10:25pm Will the Sound Guy: solid and spazztastic
	10:26pm alanSixº: goddamit your making me feel christmassy
	10:27pm ShelbyG: this Joe Tex song ... wow
	10:28pm Kitschy Mama: My favorite Petty track…👍🏻
	10:28pm ShelbyG: awww...Tom!
	10:34pm yippie: 17 minutes of fiona apple jamming on piano with bob singing
	10:35pm Fauci: I love you Robm..
	10:36pm Joe Coffee: Get off my roof Fauci
	10:37pm ShelbyG: Glorious track.
	10:38pm Fauci: New York...Thank You for voting Joe Biden...get your vaccine passport soon...
	10:40pm Fauci: New York...Thank You for voting Joe Biden...get your vaccine passport soon...
	🙉 10:40pm JG: der Bingle!
	10:40pm tak: go outside
	10:42pm Dave the Spazz: @Fauci: please stop. thanks
	10:42pm P-90: Leo Watson ROCKS
	10:42pm Marc in Towaco.: Playing the archive tomorrow night when my two oldest come home.
	🙉 10:43pm JG: Santa Claus, go straight to the ghetto!
	10:44pm Joe Coffee: That Bob Marley xmas song delivered some serious holiday vibes whoa. Downloading now! Thank you
	10:45pm jojo: Spazz....you were a covid survivor...not so pleasant....the unvaccinated are creating all the variants...we all know that in the ER
	10:45pm ShelbyG: such a bittersweet song!
	10:46pm ShelbyG: @Marc: what a fantastic idea!! I love it!
	10:47pm Robm: Ohh the trolls are out tonight, with this bowing out and going to bed
	10:48pm P-90: “Joe… you’ll never learn”
	10:48pm jojo: The truth is troll...Good Luck.....
	10:48pm ShelbyG: @Robm: I guess "family time" is not so great for trolls. Spending the holidays online to avoid the "ouchies".
	10:50pm jojo: The troll is sometimes truth...it hurts when you or your family get hit...
	10:51pm Joe Coffee: Legendary performance tonight! Appreciate the effort/editing
	10:52pm Kitschy Mama: “Rod Rogers” has like 30+ aliases. Whatta goon!
	10:53pm dave miss: The JB shoutout is legendary!
	10:54pm P-90: Muh man Dave, he’s ON THE ONES
	10:54pm ShelbyG: that's the shit, right there...I mean.. a shoutout from JB?!?!
	🙉 10:54pm JG: Close enuff
	10:55pm ?: Chrostmas? Will we be getting Chrossaints?
	10:57pm P-90: from JB to Tubb in the blink of an eye, now that’s Freeform
	10:59pm Joe Coffee: Thank god all of this will be archived and documented for posterity… my goodness!
	11:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Note to self: Try to find some "Merry Christmas from Joe Besser" cards to send next year.
	11:00pm ShelbyG: Yeah. I just can't take this one.
	11:00pm JOE FROM DC: This show is the best Christmas...anything...this year! I am actually starting to feel something about the season again.
	🙉 11:00pm TonyR: Like all of us, the archive servers are hurtling towards their demise.
	11:00pm Zabadak: Wow just when you thought Mike Love could sink no lower
	🙉 11:01pm TonyR: Mike Love is no Ringo.
	🙉 11:01pm TonyR: This Batman sequence starts out like a drug ad.
	11:01pm Greg from ZONE 5: Andy Devine??
	11:01pm ShelbyG: thank you, Zabadak, I just abhor the original song & this cover is insufferable
	11:03pm alanSixº: i got gifted a bottle of johnny blue and man this show made the perfect nite to start sipping it
	🙉 11:04pm TonyR: Papa's got a brand new variant.
	11:04pm TheManWhoLaughs: And it would be the BEST Covid song ever!
	11:04pm dave miss: We were in Kokomo with a German friend. He took a swim and then rolled around on the beach. He came to then sit on our towel and we said No Sandy Claus
	11:04pm P-90: wait… did that happen?!
	11:05pm P-90: (the Rod thing)?
	🙉 11:05pm TonyR: Don't sit on this man's lap, Dave.
	11:05pm medson: Reach into the sack
	11:06pm Gaylord Fields: @P-90: Here 'tis: wfmu.org...
	11:07pm Greg from ZONE 5: Do you think Spazzy Claus and Count Spazzula hang?
	11:07pm P-90: Dave reached for the old man’s sack and was HANDSOMELY REWARDED
	🙉 11:07pm TonyR: Can the WFMU roof support this guy and all his stuff?
	11:07pm Gaylord Fields: A Date With Elves are Bruce Bennett, Sam Elwitt, Gaylord Fields, Matt Fiveash, Ira Kaplan, Ted Kersten, Dave Lindsay, Amanda Nazario, and Polly Pinocle. All songs produced by Sam Elwitt. Sleigh bells on the following songs are all played by session elves, as required by the Arctic Federation of Musicians Local 802, James C. Poinsettia, President.
	11:08pm Gaylord Fields: “Blitzen Bop” (“Blitzkrieg Bop”), written by the Ramones, parody lyrics by Sam Elwitt and Dave Lindsay Dave Lindsay: lead vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Ira Kaplan: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass Sam Elwitt: drums
	11:09pm Marc in Towaco.: Thanks Shelby
	11:09pm P-90: Thanks for the illuminating link @DJ Gaylord!
	11:09pm alanSixº: whoa thanx gaylord i had no idea
	11:10pm Gaylord Fields: “Oh! Carols” (“Oh! Carol”), written by Neil Sedaka/Howard Greenfield, parody lyrics by Sam Elwitt Sam Elwitt: lead and backing vocals, keyboards, drums Polly Pinocle: harmony and backing vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass Ira Kaplan: keyboards
	11:10pm aint Paul: Greg, yes Andy Devine. He was my favorite impression to perform when getting over an upper resp. infection. At least in my head.
	🙉 11:10pm TonyR: No "Help me, Reindeer"?
	11:10pm medson: Thanks for the song info Gaylord.
	11:10pm Gaylord Fields: @P-90 @alanSixº: It's no Woody Woodpecker underpants, but do enjoy.
	🙉 11:11pm TonyR: We can have both!
	11:11pm Gaylord Fields: @medson: I'll be supplying all the song info, because why the hell not?!
	11:11pm Greg from ZONE 5: @Paul: I do a great Wallace Shawn when I have a severe head cold.
	11:11pm Kat in Chicago: I clicky-starred this Carols one within ten seconds
	11:11pm aint Paul: Cindy Tells Me?
	11:12pm listener 126464: 5th toddy for Sam!
	11:12pm Gaylord Fields: “Silent Night” (“Saturday Night”), written by Bill Martin/Phil Coulter, parody lyrics by Gaylord Fields Amanda Nazario: lead and backing vocals Sam Elwitt: guitar, keyboards, drums, backing vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Ira Kaplan: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass, backing vocals Gaylord Fields: backing vocals Ted Kersten: backing vocals Polly Pinocle: backing vocals
	11:12pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thank you, song credits elf Gaylord!
	11:12pm Kat in Chicago: Amanda!
	🙉 11:12pm TonyR: Always Be Crediting.
	11:13pm Greg from ZONE 5: GET IT, AMNAZ!
	11:13pm Nutley Sam: hiccup
	11:13pm alanSixº: i looove amanda's vox
	11:13pm aint Paul: Greg, I'll look him up!
	11:13pm Gaylord Fields: @Ken FHP: All other musicians insist we furnish these credits to indemnify them.
	11:13pm east hollywood: Dude— you are actually bringing me christmas cheer. FU
	11:14pm Chop Scott: Sounds super great!!
	11:14pm KWilde: Nazz!
	🙉 11:14pm Wild Honey: Party with the Virgin and a lottta sheep. Ha ha ha ha!
	11:14pm Kat in Chicago: This is super cute. Who doesn't want to party with virgins and sheep?
	11:14pm Greg from ZONE 5: This is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.
	🙉 11:14pm TonyR: Sound!
	11:15pm Mike Sin: These parody carols are the smile of the week. Such a fun show!
	11:15pm Gaylord Fields: Amanda's surname is a Spanish reference to Jesus' hometown! She was born for this job!
	11:15pm Gaylord Fields: “Want a Toy” (“I’m a Boy”), written by Pete Townshend, parody lyrics by Sam Elwitt Sam Elwitt: lead vocals, guitar, drums Polly Pinocle: harmony and backing vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Ira Kaplan: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass
	11:15pm Amanda: D'awww Gaylord made it easy with those amazing lyrics!
	11:16pm joe mulligan: The Who, I'm a boy, hahaha!
	11:16pm P-90: @Gaylord: exactly!
	11:16pm Joe Coffee: Laughing with my toes tapping!
	11:16pm JOE FROM DC: Is this A Date With Elves set available on CD? I want this for my car the next time I drive home for Christmas!
	11:16pm yippie: josefs hometown maybe
	11:16pm Gaylord Fields: @Amanda: Mwah!
	🙉 11:17pm TonyR: Bonus: "Polly Pinocle" sounds like an elf.
	11:17pm Gaylord Fields: “I’m Waiting for Saint Nick” (“I’m Waiting for the Man”), written by Lou Reed, parody lyrics by Gaylord Fields Gaylord Fields: lead vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass Ira Kaplan: keyboards Sam Elwitt: drums
	11:17pm medson: @joe from DC. I think it’s only getting an 8 Track release.
	11:18pm alanSixº: where was this recorded?? i have so many questions this is so good lol
	🙉 11:18pm TonyR: * an elf NAME.
	11:18pm P-90: Polly Pinocle has GOT to be an elf
	11:18pm Amanda: I think "Want a Toy" is my fav track this year, it's really charming. But there's so much competition!!!
	11:18pm Kat in Chicago: UNCANNY vocal resemblance
	11:18pm Joe Coffee: Holy Lou! Mind blown
	11:18pm Greg from ZONE 5: "December 2-5" :D
	11:18pm medson: Yes. Gaylord!!!!!
	🙉 11:19pm JG: I love the Loe Reed Christmas album!
	🙉 11:19pm TonyR: Gsylord takes on Lou! APPLAUSE
	11:19pm Gaylord Fields: @Kat: I had to resurrect my former Noo Yawk accent to Lou it up right.
	🙉 11:19pm Wild Honey: Gaylord nails it
	11:19pm KWilde: Great job Gaylord! Band sounds amazing
	11:20pm joe mulligan: where can I score some FRUIT CAKE!!! bwahahahaha
	11:20pm Kat in Chicago: March of the Wooden Soldiers - inspired!
	11:20pm She Chimp: good stuff
	🙉 11:20pm TonyR: For New Year's, Gaylord will tackle Nico.
	11:20pm Ira: Hey, Bruce . . . Sam didn't even have to "sweeten" our tracks on this one!
	11:20pm JOE FROM DC: @medson OH GOODY! Then I can play it in my Uncles 1959 International Harvester pickup!
	11:20pm Jim the Poet: This is amazing
	11:21pm Tommy in Neversink: I wasn't in the Christmas mood until this show
	🙉 11:21pm TonyR: "He lets me have a lick." Thank you.
	11:21pm P-90: with my eyes closed, I’d swear it was the actual Lou
	11:21pm Nutley Sam: @alanSix my basement, FMU, asst'd vocals in bedrooms and living rooms
	🙉 11:21pm Wild Honey: He pulls one out and lets me have a lick. Oh my god Lou would love that lyric
	11:21pm aint Paul: I never laugh when I'm alone but I'm Waitin'... Wow
	11:22pm Nutley Sam: @Ira, no but I needed someone to sweeten mine!
	11:22pm Chop Scott: Bravo Sam!
	🙉 11:22pm Wild Honey: I wish I could like this song twice
	11:22pm Todd-o-phonic Todd: I've never heard Gaylord sound so restrained vocally.
	11:22pm Greg from ZONE 5: WOWee wow wow wow.
	11:22pm Nutley Sam: Tanx!
	11:22pm alanSixº: oh wow it feels like a perfect live recording and production - great work nutley sam
	11:22pm P-90: I was also wondering: where did they record this?
	11:22pm Gaylord Fields: “Christmas Jesus” (“Bits and Pieces”), written by Smith/Clark/Ryan, parody lyrics by Sam Elwitt and Amanda Nazario Amanda Nazario: lead vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Matt Fiveash: bass, infantile backing vocals Ira Kaplan: keyboards Sam Elwitt: drums, backing vocals, childish foot stomps Gaylord Fields: immature backing vocals
	11:22pm east hollywood: A new christmas classic
	11:23pm Kat in Chicago: Wow
	11:23pm Gaylord Fields: It was recorded in various places and assembled by Sam Elwitt.
	11:23pm Nutley Sam: @alanSix thanx!
	11:24pm joe mulligan: my dad would have loved this. he was a dave clark 5 fan
	11:24pm listener 126464: holy babes in swaddling clothing
	🙉 11:24pm TonyR: "Christmas Jesus" definitely puts us all at the SInner's Crossroads.
	11:24pm P-90: co-written by Amanda too!
	11:24pm Gaylord Fields: “Merry Twist-mas,” written by Wolfson/Hall/Singleton Gaylord Fields: lead vocals Matt Fiveash: bass, vocals, bass vocals Bruce Bennett: guitar Ira Kaplan: keyboards Sam Elwitt: drums, backing vocals Ted Kersten: backing vocals
	11:25pm Kat in Chicago: They don't call her The Nazz for nothin'
	11:25pm Gaylord Fields: (Non-parody song)
	🙉 11:25pm TonyR: I saw the CJ title early on the playlist but was not within a mile of guessing the tackled song. kudos.
	11:25pm Joe Coffee: (Still so good)
	11:26pm P-90: very spirited vocal
	11:26pm Matt Fiveash: “bass, vocals”/“bass vocals”=“ground hogmeat”/“groundhog meat”
	11:27pm Nutley Sam: muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Matt
	11:27pm Joe Coffee: Reminds me of a merrier Modern Lovers
	11:27pm medson: What a night!!
	11:27pm Kat in Chicago: Frickin geniuses all of y'all
	11:27pm tak: that was great!
	🙉 11:28pm TonyR: Missed doing laundry, but totally worth it.
	11:28pm listener 126464: Thank you A Date With Elves!
	🙉 11:28pm Wild Honey: Brilliant!
	11:28pm Gaylord Fields: Take a bow, A Date With Elves, a nine-piece band that proves you can't spell "non-talented" without "nonet"!
	11:28pm Greg from ZONE 5: Standing ovation for all involved
	11:28pm briania: Tree-mendous! Thanks, Dave, and happy xmas!~
	11:28pm Nutley Sam: Next week: bloopers!
	11:29pm alanSixº: man thanx all you elves that was fantastic
	11:29pm dave miss: Nice work Gaylord!
	11:29pm sufferwords: the best thanks for the effort
	11:29pm Gaylord Fields: Sam, I think those were the bloopers.
	11:29pm Rudie: Yay!!! A Date With Elves!!!!!
	11:29pm Glynis GirlGroupGirl: Perfect accompaniment to some Christmas baking. Loving the Elves!
	🙉 11:29pm TonyR: Surrey down.
	11:30pm TheManWhoLaughs: I wanna hear the recordings were Gaylord is cursing at everyone like he's Howard Cosell
	11:30pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: Stoned soul Christmas!
	11:30pm Marc in Towaco.: Wsiting for St. Nick or I want a toy. It's a toss up. Both win as my favorite.
	🙉 11:31pm TonyR: Gaylord was more like the Beach Boys' Dad: withering sarcasm, and draining of spirits.
	11:32pm medson: Fietje
	11:32pm dave miss: Randi!?!
	11:32pm Gaylord Fields: That's Dutch for "please call Interpol!"
	11:32pm Nutley Sam: Gaylord was more like Broderick Crawford -- get his takes early before he passes out drunk
	11:32pm P-90: Where’s the outtake where Gaylord asks the engineer “just what do you want, in the DEPTHS of your ignorance…?”
	11:32pm fietje: Merry Christmas everybody!
	11:33pm SeanG: Ichiban!
	11:33pm dave miss: I mean with a name like Randi Ralston, you could do any kinda porn
	🙉 11:33pm TonyR: Is that Orson Welles, the "DEPTHS" soundbite?
	🙉 11:33pm TonyR: Gaylord, take 23: "Ah the French."
	11:33pm Andrea is a Masshole Now: Sam was all over those tunes!! What a treat on this Xmas Eve Eve! Miss you my friend.
	11:34pm Nutley Sam: Big A! xoxo!
	11:34pm dave miss: @Tony I love those Outtakes
	11:35pm P-90: Hoo-eee that Dates with Elves experience just dropped out of nowhere and floored everyone, as if that was the intention.
	11:35pm Gaylord Fields: @dave miss: You're close: www.consciousawakening.net
	11:37pm Gaylord Fields: And that is THE Randy Ralston!
	11:38pm dave miss: @Gaylord. “Ahh the ACSB” Sexological Bodyworkers of course
	11:38pm P-90: “Pleasure Coach”, huh
	11:38pm Fishtown Mike: Mr. Spazz, had to take a quick break from cooking & jump on the board briefly. The show's been outstanding. A Date With Elves knocked it out of the park. Cozy brown snow of the east, indeed...damn that was a spectacular set.
	11:39pm Gaylord Fields: I wonder if Randy Ralston's greeting is "Hello, every body!"?
	11:40pm dave miss: @Gaylord You’re killing me! LOL
	11:42pm Nutley Sam: @Gaylord HAHAHA
	11:43pm P-90: @Gaylord: I can’t breathe
	11:44pm Kat in Chicago: Night Manger!
	11:45pm medson: Randy Ralston has some great testimonials on that site.
	11:45pm Dungaroos Kipawah: I can’t wait for the “Xmas Most Foul” Dylan parody
	11:46pm Gaylord Fields: Looks like "Lump of Coal" is gonna become a Xmas Fiasco perennial, like that Donald Duck cartoon in Sweden!
	11:46pm Dungaroos Kipawah: All 67 minutes of it
	11:46pm 609tothe510: Loving this night manger!!!
	11:46pm medson: I wonder if we’re getting any Santa Hanukkah Freeway tonight.
	11:47pm Gaylord Fields: @medson: I don't even want to think about Randy Ralston's "testimonials"!
	11:47pm 609tothe510: testemonials, you mean
	11:48pm P-90: How did the Swedes get so far ahead of us in so many things? Really concerning to me…
	🙉 11:48pm TonyR: Keep it clean! It's CHRISTMAS!
	11:48pm TheManWhoLaughs: Epic!
	11:48pm Gaylord Fields: "Chimney hole"!!!
	11:48pm medson: @609 dammit why didn’t I say that.
	11:49pm Mr. Pumpy: What was that bit about ham? Someone please tell me.
	🙉 11:49pm Wild Honey: The harmonica playing is sublime
	11:49pm Mr. Pumpy: Also...happy holiday-time to all!
	11:51pm Mr. Pumpy: Wild Honey, Do you mean the hamonica?!
	11:51pm Greg from ZONE 5: It’s been another successful year. Now it's time to start preparations for NEXT CHRISTMAS!
	🙉 11:52pm Wild Honey: ha ha yes
	11:52pm medson: Bravo to another Christmas Fiasco. Top notch entertainment
	11:53pm P-90: Only Christmas song ever containing the phrase “like a complete A-hole”
	🙉 11:53pm TonyR: JB could be so earnest sometimes, it sometimes hurt.
	11:53pm Nutley Sam: On the album version we get to say "asshole"
	11:54pm Dave the Spazz: Merry Xmess, all! Thanks for tunin' in. Mike Sin next week, See ya next year!
	11:54pm tak: merry ximpmas
	🙉 11:54pm TonyR: And we wanna be FREE. Free to say "asshole" without getting hassled by the MAN!
	11:54pm Kat in Chicago: I think "a-hole" was actually funnier
	11:55pm medson: See ya around Spazz. Thanks again Goodnight all
	11:55pm P-90: Thanks @Dave for another year of all this glorious crap!
	🙉 11:55pm TonyR: Many censored pop hits are better than the unfiltered versions.
	11:55pm dave miss: You’ll get those undies one day Señor Spazz
	🙉 11:55pm JG: Good stuff
	🙉 11:55pm Wild Honey: Thank you Dave, Spazzy Claus, and Date with Elves!
	🙉 11:56pm TonyR: THank you for 2021, Mr. Dave!!!!!
	11:56pm JOE FROM DC: Merry Christmas Spazz! And thanks for getting us thru 2021!
	11:56pm TheManWhoLaughs: Thanks Dave and The Dating Elves!
	11:56pm P-90: (“A-hole” IS better btw)
	11:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Spazz and army of helpers. Happy holidays, gang!
	11:57pm Joe Coffee: I truly feel blessed to have been listening tonight. Thank you Spazz, the Elves and WFMU listeners everywhere. Merry Christmas
	11:58pm TheManWhoLaughs: It's best when you say the word "asshole" and then edit different sound effects over each one, semi covering the word up
	11:58pm lorenzoelsuave: Thank you Dave, Merry Christmas!!
	11:58pm Kat in Chicago: Thanks to all concerned for another Spazztastic Christmas show
	11:58pm P-90: A Date with Elves, I erroneously called them “Dates with Elves”, I was thinking of the Costner elf movie
	11:58pm van chinski: BEAUTIFUL SHOW, DAVE! Happy Everything!
	11:59pm Greg from ZONE 5: Thanks, Spazz!
	11:59pm joe mulligan: Thank you Mr Spazz and the whole Date With Elves Singers. you made the holidays
	12:01am Glynis GirlGroupGirl: Stupidpendous!! Thank-you!!!

Music To Spazz By with Dave the Spazz: Playlist from December 23, 2021

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