WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 8, 2023

Listener comments!
	6:00pm AaronInPhilly: Why did the AI cross the road? Because it was programmed to optimize its journey from point A to point B!
	6:01pm Doug in MP: ROFG
	🚂 6:01pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:02pm Doug in MP: (Rolling on the floor, groaning)
	6:02pm Handy Haversack: ↳ Doug in MP @6:02 I had come down on Raise our flag, gramps.
	6:02pm Matt from Springfield: Downloading Dinner, training Algorithm... Hi Ken and Andy and other Self-Awares!
	6:03pm Androu B.: Howdy! I'm just tuning in to see if Aaron from Minneapolis calls in to one-up the Jokebot!
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: A pound of Intern Flesh...but not one drop of Intern Blood.
	6:05pm dale: blood letting?
	6:05pm dale: leaches?
	6:06pm Doug in MP: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:02 Our new intern guy was surprised I could hear a high pitched sound today "at my advanced age". This is the kid who never heard of Cheers
	🚂 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Ken, Andy and an intern walk into a bar ...
	6:06pm Androu B.: ↳ Androu B. @6:03 And I might add: This oughtta be good!
	6:07pm dale: why do the laundry detergent people tout their power at removing blood stains? how many people are hemophiliacs out there?
	🚂 6:07pm herb.nyc: Ooh, I have a v small vial of my blood. From donating blood; the guy knew me as a regular. It’s a v thick liquid now. 20yo ish!
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Doug in MP @6:06 Bring the new guy up to speed, this "institutional knowledge" is important for interns to learn!
	6:07pm HyperDose: Andy is right. It's all about dumping the adrenaline reserves
	6:08pm dale: crystal gayle had that dreamy long hair.
	🚂 6:08pm I.M.Pufnstuf: We lost a decent DJ yesterday. Eric J. Lawrence from KCRW
	🚂 6:08pm herb.nyc: Coincidence- my brothers actuarial firm had crystal gayle as a client. This is 1990 ish.
	6:08pm dale: she's 72 this year.
	6:09pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:08 Rest In Peace...may his signals travel the universe.
	6:10pm HyperDose: I want to clone Ken before it's too late
	6:10pm Androu B.: I always thought the instrumental part of Jim Price's Party Girls remix Ken plays at the end of his show was an instrumental cover of "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
	6:11pm Sam: Yes, definitely make some spare copies of Ken.
	6:12pm dale: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:08 when i lived in brooklyn i listened to kcrw all the time. cowboy joes radio ranch was a favorite. have a cassette i pulled from one of his last on air shows someplace.
	6:13pm Dean: I have heard that actuaries are the professionals most satisfied with their work.
	6:13pm common: tipsy
	6:14pm Handy Haversack: Salvia. Do it.
	6:14pm Alex: I'd watch that
	6:14pm dale: ↳ dale @6:12 ooph - meant to say wkcr. my bad.
	6:14pm Sam: His ventriloquist dummy was slow?
	6:14pm Handy Haversack: ↳ Doug in MP @6:06 Ouch, Doug. There are dogwhistle jokes you could employ, I guess, but ouch.
	6:15pm HyperDose: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:14 You're a madman!
	6:16pm Sam: I ordered a ventriloquist dummy, but it turned out to be a total Trumper Qanon nut. We just couldn’t work together.
	6:16pm dale: one was a chick. one was a broad.
	6:16pm Matt from Springfield: She's the pantsless listener who doesn't remove them in public..
	6:18pm woj: ace in the holey pants
	🚂 6:18pm I.M.Pufnstuf: ↳ dale @6:12 It is now an OK station. The golden years of Joe Frank and Cowboy Joe have passed. Henry Rollins has a show on Saturday night from 10-Midnight that is the last of the good old school.
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:14 Hmm, Columbia U's WKCR and the noted LA KCRW, affiliated with Santa Monica Community College. Interesting that two opposite coast stations with a good reputation are anagrammatic call signs.
	6:20pm dale: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:18 and phil shapf (sp) having passed doesn't help
	🚂 6:21pm PMD: I missed the setup
	6:21pm Wind: Wow Andy is being NICE and GOOD!
	6:21pm dale: i think my stereo is broken. it has mono.
	6:21pm Matt from Springfield: Non-sequiturs are better - you get a funny punchline out of an unfunny setup.
	6:21pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: ↳ dale @6:07 From ladies doing their monthly lady part leakage.
	6:22pm Alexis: Ken remember when you host with the mighty Professor Dum Dum and you said I spit on Mary and Jesus christ ? Can you do that again ?
	6:22pm HyperDose: ↳ Wild Neil\|\|Peace All @6:21 But the liquid in the maxi pad commercials is blue not red. Very misleading
	6:23pm AaronInPhilly: "Well, this is just tire-ible!"
	6:25pm Androu B.: Still gleefully awaiting Aaron from Minneapolis to call up... The tension is building!
	6:27pm HyperDose: Hot take!
	🚂 6:28pm herb.nyc: “But Beth what can I do?” So so
	6:29pm Handy Haversack: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:21 Guy goes to a proctologist. Says, "Doctor, I have terrible pain in bottom." Proctologist says, "Well, let's see what's going on." He gloves and lubes and reaches in and pulls out a long-stemmed red rose. "Sir!" he exclaims, "You have a rose in your bottom!" "Doctor, is is for you."
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 Good, more of a "shaggy dog", long winded story without a proper end but a kind of funny narrative.
	6:32pm dale: i took a speed reading course. but i couldn't do that much speed.
	🚂 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park: "It sure is hot out today!"
	6:32pm AaronInPhilly: I got a pretty good monologue from chatgpt about proctologists
	6:32pm Handy Haversack: Auto Cookie Delete is your friend, Ken.
	6:32pm morphe': use a different device.... different ip address
	🚂 6:32pm herb.nyc: Set up- I’m losing control of my wife Punchline- PLEASE!
	6:32pm Androu B.: ↳ herb.nyc @6:28 A punchline only Kiss fans would get.
	6:34pm Bernardo: this truck driver has a better radio voice than you guys
	6:35pm AaronInPhilly: Clear your cookies, ken!
	6:36pm Sam: …The bartender puts out a chalice of wine and says “The blood of Ken!”
	6:36pm ?: I had Chat write a poem to an old mistress: "But now I long to see her face again, And hold her in my arms once more. I'll risk it all to be with Laura, And make those sweet memories come alive once more."
	6:37pm Marie: ↳ AaronInPhilly @6:35 Yeah! But newer OSs in mac hold onto data anyways
	🚂 6:38pm herb.nyc: Ha, AI doesn’t wanna play this game. He took the ball and went home.
	6:38pm AaronInPhilly: Doesn't Ken use Linux?
	6:38pm Bernardo: you should call WFMU tech support and we can listen in to that
	6:39pm Androu B.: ↳ dale @6:32 I'll improve on this one: I took a speed-reading course but I ended up getting fined by the library.
	6:39pm dale: they walk into a bar and ask 'do you serve virgin mary's?' the bartender says 'sure - we don't exclude women.'
	6:39pm HyperDose: Here for the Jewish lightning
	6:39pm khd: "they all ordered water" is good
	🚂 6:39pm herb.nyc: Make a speed reading joke involving Memphis’s Scorpion cops.
	🚂 6:40pm Ken From Hyde Park: "The Lutheran already drank all the liquor."
	6:41pm Doug in MP: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 I visited the kazoo museum. It blew
	🚂 6:41pm herb.nyc: …kazoo museum Punchline- gesundheit. (Nah)
	6:41pm Bernardo: andy's on fire tonight! allllll zingerssss
	6:42pm dale: visited the kazoo museum. didn't know what all the buzz was a bout.
	6:43pm khd: it was the quietest museum because no one would go to it
	6:43pm khd: the jokebot goes deep
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Doug in MP @6:41 🙄
	6:44pm Doug in MP: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:44 I know 😞
	6:44pm dale: ...i was kicked out of the maternity ward.
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:42 🙄 as for you, dale.
	6:44pm Marie: Hey, where's Pam lately?
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: Charlene sing along! End on that note!!
	6:46pm dale: HEY!!!!
	🚂 6:46pm herb.nyc: Setup: @6:44 Marie: Hey, where's Pam lately? Punchline- That’s MISS Lately, to you.
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: Danne Dddddddddddd!
	6:47pm woj: DANNE D!
	6:47pm Marie: ↳ herb.nyc @6:46 hee hee hee @))
	6:47pm khd: get a job hippie
	6:47pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 I visited the vacuum museum. It really sucked. The fan museum,h owever, I went back and forth on.
	6:47pm dale: call me andy if you need a freelance joke writer.
	6:48pm dale: i'm sorry, this is a position for a YIPPY.
	6:48pm Ciggy: A moth goes into a podiatrist's office...
	6:49pm Jules in VT: Q: What did the moon say to the sun? A: What up, Sun Mic drop
	🚂 6:49pm herb.nyc: Hippies. Dogs. Nah, I don’t think so
	🚂 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: Danne D! "Sorry, you're overqualified for our jokewriting company."
	6:49pm Marie: Hippies use side door--hilarious
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:48 Good "New Yorker" caption.
	6:50pm Danne D: lol KfHP!
	🚂 6:51pm DjLorraine: So poor he does finger painting
	6:51pm Doug in MP: ↳ DjLorraine @6:51 Hope he doesn't clean his brush like Bob Ross
	🚂 6:51pm herb.nyc: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:50 Just yest, I saw a small pbk from New Yorker. Talks about the captions that were too out there and couldn’t use.
	🚂 6:51pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Did ya hear about the Grandma who fell into the well? She couldn't see that well.
	6:52pm BVP: I love the sound of pencil on paper. Maybe that should be next weeks show. 🤷🏽‍♂️
	6:52pm Marie: "But do you have any legs?"--punchline
	6:52pm common: all so good
	6:52pm Danne D: I would like to see this bot to go against the straight line bot
	🚂 6:52pm I.M.Pufnstuf: I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any pants. Put me in your next movie.
	6:53pm Handy Haversack: Gonna go start cooking. Later on, all.
	6:53pm Marie: I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any legs
	6:53pm Doug in MP: Later Handy!
	6:53pm Androu B.: C'mon, Aaron from Minnesota! I've got a bet riding on you!
	6:53pm zbong: tuxedo of paint
	6:53pm Sam: Isn’t prayer just harassing God?
	6:53pm dale: i'm a painter in la and i have no pants. i get kicked off the santa monica pier a lot.
	6:54pm Danne D: "I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any pants": I also starred in the Air Bud movies
	6:54pm Yetz: Take the "I" out of your paints and you get pants.
	6:54pm Marie: Pam!
	6:54pm Danne D: God has the spare time
	🚂 6:54pm herb.nyc: …empty the litter box Punchline: call roto-rooter Oh, Miss Lately is calling!!!
	6:54pm dale: i don't want to change the litter box. so i got a dog.
	6:54pm Ciggy: ↳ Yetz @6:54 👍
	6:54pm Androu B.: ↳ Sam @6:53 Naw, it's just dicking impressionble people around.
	6:54pm Danne D: There's no "I" in pants
	6:55pm dale: ↳ Yetz @6:54 that's cerebral comedy right there!
	6:55pm Danne D: ...but these school students really need to use it
	6:55pm morphe': ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 ken andy bot
	6:56pm Sam: I really don’t want to empty the litter box. It’s the only thing left in my life that isn’t empty.
	6:56pm khd: i think even bad comedy writers are safe from jokebot
	6:56pm morphe': 3 for 3 ..... Mrs. Corcoran "PRAY for Me .. Nevermind"
	6:56pm MKT in Inwood: (Litter box) …but if I don’t, there’s still a chance they could find the body.
	🚂 6:56pm herb.nyc: “Ken, we can only talk about nudity on days that don’t end in y”
	6:57pm dale: TELL US THE SETUP!
	6:57pm Roberto: That was Dora last week.
	6:57pm khd: a comedian asks a jokebot for a joke. comedian says but jokebot i am the comedian.
	6:58pm Sam: How about What’s the deal with jokebots?
	6:58pm dday: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 Guy is in the E.R. having a heart attack. Two docs one an older gentleman & one a very attractive redheaded woman are prepping him for a balloon angio to go up through his thigh. The first doctor says, We're goin to insert the needle now, how are you doing? The guy says OK. The second doctor says, you might feel a little prick down there. Punchline : The Guy responds..so might you
	🚂 6:58pm herb.nyc: …for a joke Punchline: change the light bulb yourself!!!
	6:58pm morphe': ken andy
	6:59pm dday: ↳ Wild Neil\|\|Peace All @6:47 so were you oscillating or vasillating ?
	🚂 6:59pm Will thee Sound Guy: Thank you Andy, Ken, the Ai(s), and all!!!
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dday @6:58 That's an Erotic Short Story (ESS), as Dave Hill used to tell.
	6:59pm HyperDose: Thanks boys! See you in 2 weeks, Ken!
	6:59pm Ciggy: Because the light was on!
	6:59pm morphe': Sonny Bono - great singer .. terrible skier ..
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks Ken and Andy, don't give the lazy Jokebot any ideas for it to rip off! Have a good night, people!
	7:00pm Sam: Good gravity zinger at the end
	7:00pm dday: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:59 actually Matt..that's a true story..My heart attack in 2017
	7:00pm Androu B.: Ah, well. No Aaron, but lots of good punchlines. G'night everyone!
	7:00pm dday: Never heard Dave Hill
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dday @7:00 😉 You rascal!
	7:01pm dday: ↳ Matt from Springfield @7:00 Heee hee..always smile no matter what life throws at you

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 8, 2023

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Listener comments!
	6:00pm AaronInPhilly: Why did the AI cross the road? Because it was programmed to optimize its journey from point A to point B!
	6:01pm Doug in MP: ROFG
	🚂 6:01pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:02pm Doug in MP: (Rolling on the floor, groaning)
	6:02pm Handy Haversack: ↳ Doug in MP @6:02 I had come down on Raise our flag, gramps.
	6:02pm Matt from Springfield: Downloading Dinner, training Algorithm... Hi Ken and Andy and other Self-Awares!
	6:03pm Androu B.: Howdy! I'm just tuning in to see if Aaron from Minneapolis calls in to one-up the Jokebot!
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: A pound of Intern Flesh...but not one drop of Intern Blood.
	6:05pm dale: blood letting?
	6:05pm dale: leaches?
	6:06pm Doug in MP: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:02 Our new intern guy was surprised I could hear a high pitched sound today "at my advanced age". This is the kid who never heard of Cheers
	🚂 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Ken, Andy and an intern walk into a bar ...
	6:06pm Androu B.: ↳ Androu B. @6:03 And I might add: This oughtta be good!
	6:07pm dale: why do the laundry detergent people tout their power at removing blood stains? how many people are hemophiliacs out there?
	🚂 6:07pm herb.nyc: Ooh, I have a v small vial of my blood. From donating blood; the guy knew me as a regular. It’s a v thick liquid now. 20yo ish!
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Doug in MP @6:06 Bring the new guy up to speed, this "institutional knowledge" is important for interns to learn!
	6:07pm HyperDose: Andy is right. It's all about dumping the adrenaline reserves
	6:08pm dale: crystal gayle had that dreamy long hair.
	🚂 6:08pm I.M.Pufnstuf: We lost a decent DJ yesterday. Eric J. Lawrence from KCRW
	🚂 6:08pm herb.nyc: Coincidence- my brothers actuarial firm had crystal gayle as a client. This is 1990 ish.
	6:08pm dale: she's 72 this year.
	6:09pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:08 Rest In Peace...may his signals travel the universe.
	6:10pm HyperDose: I want to clone Ken before it's too late
	6:10pm Androu B.: I always thought the instrumental part of Jim Price's Party Girls remix Ken plays at the end of his show was an instrumental cover of "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
	6:11pm Sam: Yes, definitely make some spare copies of Ken.
	6:12pm dale: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:08 when i lived in brooklyn i listened to kcrw all the time. cowboy joes radio ranch was a favorite. have a cassette i pulled from one of his last on air shows someplace.
	6:13pm Dean: I have heard that actuaries are the professionals most satisfied with their work.
	6:13pm common: tipsy
	6:14pm Handy Haversack: Salvia. Do it.
	6:14pm Alex: I'd watch that
	6:14pm dale: ↳ dale @6:12 ooph - meant to say wkcr. my bad.
	6:14pm Sam: His ventriloquist dummy was slow?
	6:14pm Handy Haversack: ↳ Doug in MP @6:06 Ouch, Doug. There are dogwhistle jokes you could employ, I guess, but ouch.
	6:15pm HyperDose: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:14 You're a madman!
	6:16pm Sam: I ordered a ventriloquist dummy, but it turned out to be a total Trumper Qanon nut. We just couldn’t work together.
	6:16pm dale: one was a chick. one was a broad.
	6:16pm Matt from Springfield: She's the pantsless listener who doesn't remove them in public..
	6:18pm woj: ace in the holey pants
	🚂 6:18pm I.M.Pufnstuf: ↳ dale @6:12 It is now an OK station. The golden years of Joe Frank and Cowboy Joe have passed. Henry Rollins has a show on Saturday night from 10-Midnight that is the last of the good old school.
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:14 Hmm, Columbia U's WKCR and the noted LA KCRW, affiliated with Santa Monica Community College. Interesting that two opposite coast stations with a good reputation are anagrammatic call signs.
	6:20pm dale: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:18 and phil shapf (sp) having passed doesn't help
	🚂 6:21pm PMD: I missed the setup
	6:21pm Wind: Wow Andy is being NICE and GOOD!
	6:21pm dale: i think my stereo is broken. it has mono.
	6:21pm Matt from Springfield: Non-sequiturs are better - you get a funny punchline out of an unfunny setup.
	6:21pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: ↳ dale @6:07 From ladies doing their monthly lady part leakage.
	6:22pm Alexis: Ken remember when you host with the mighty Professor Dum Dum and you said I spit on Mary and Jesus christ ? Can you do that again ?
	6:22pm HyperDose: ↳ Wild Neil\|\|Peace All @6:21 But the liquid in the maxi pad commercials is blue not red. Very misleading
	6:23pm AaronInPhilly: "Well, this is just tire-ible!"
	6:25pm Androu B.: Still gleefully awaiting Aaron from Minneapolis to call up... The tension is building!
	6:27pm HyperDose: Hot take!
	🚂 6:28pm herb.nyc: “But Beth what can I do?” So so
	6:29pm Handy Haversack: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:21 Guy goes to a proctologist. Says, "Doctor, I have terrible pain in bottom." Proctologist says, "Well, let's see what's going on." He gloves and lubes and reaches in and pulls out a long-stemmed red rose. "Sir!" he exclaims, "You have a rose in your bottom!" "Doctor, is is for you."
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 Good, more of a "shaggy dog", long winded story without a proper end but a kind of funny narrative.
	6:32pm dale: i took a speed reading course. but i couldn't do that much speed.
	🚂 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park: "It sure is hot out today!"
	6:32pm AaronInPhilly: I got a pretty good monologue from chatgpt about proctologists
	6:32pm Handy Haversack: Auto Cookie Delete is your friend, Ken.
	6:32pm morphe': use a different device.... different ip address
	🚂 6:32pm herb.nyc: Set up- I’m losing control of my wife Punchline- PLEASE!
	6:32pm Androu B.: ↳ herb.nyc @6:28 A punchline only Kiss fans would get.
	6:34pm Bernardo: this truck driver has a better radio voice than you guys
	6:35pm AaronInPhilly: Clear your cookies, ken!
	6:36pm Sam: …The bartender puts out a chalice of wine and says “The blood of Ken!”
	6:36pm ?: I had Chat write a poem to an old mistress: "But now I long to see her face again, And hold her in my arms once more. I'll risk it all to be with Laura, And make those sweet memories come alive once more."
	6:37pm Marie: ↳ AaronInPhilly @6:35 Yeah! But newer OSs in mac hold onto data anyways
	🚂 6:38pm herb.nyc: Ha, AI doesn’t wanna play this game. He took the ball and went home.
	6:38pm AaronInPhilly: Doesn't Ken use Linux?
	6:38pm Bernardo: you should call WFMU tech support and we can listen in to that
	6:39pm Androu B.: ↳ dale @6:32 I'll improve on this one: I took a speed-reading course but I ended up getting fined by the library.
	6:39pm dale: they walk into a bar and ask 'do you serve virgin mary's?' the bartender says 'sure - we don't exclude women.'
	6:39pm HyperDose: Here for the Jewish lightning
	6:39pm khd: "they all ordered water" is good
	🚂 6:39pm herb.nyc: Make a speed reading joke involving Memphis’s Scorpion cops.
	🚂 6:40pm Ken From Hyde Park: "The Lutheran already drank all the liquor."
	6:41pm Doug in MP: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 I visited the kazoo museum. It blew
	🚂 6:41pm herb.nyc: …kazoo museum Punchline- gesundheit. (Nah)
	6:41pm Bernardo: andy's on fire tonight! allllll zingerssss
	6:42pm dale: visited the kazoo museum. didn't know what all the buzz was a bout.
	6:43pm khd: it was the quietest museum because no one would go to it
	6:43pm khd: the jokebot goes deep
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Doug in MP @6:41 🙄
	6:44pm Doug in MP: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:44 I know 😞
	6:44pm dale: ...i was kicked out of the maternity ward.
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:42 🙄 as for you, dale.
	6:44pm Marie: Hey, where's Pam lately?
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: Charlene sing along! End on that note!!
	6:46pm dale: HEY!!!!
	🚂 6:46pm herb.nyc: Setup: @6:44 Marie: Hey, where's Pam lately? Punchline- That’s MISS Lately, to you.
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: Danne Dddddddddddd!
	6:47pm woj: DANNE D!
	6:47pm Marie: ↳ herb.nyc @6:46 hee hee hee @))
	6:47pm khd: get a job hippie
	6:47pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 I visited the vacuum museum. It really sucked. The fan museum,h owever, I went back and forth on.
	6:47pm dale: call me andy if you need a freelance joke writer.
	6:48pm dale: i'm sorry, this is a position for a YIPPY.
	6:48pm Ciggy: A moth goes into a podiatrist's office...
	6:49pm Jules in VT: Q: What did the moon say to the sun? A: What up, Sun Mic drop
	🚂 6:49pm herb.nyc: Hippies. Dogs. Nah, I don’t think so
	🚂 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: Danne D! "Sorry, you're overqualified for our jokewriting company."
	6:49pm Marie: Hippies use side door--hilarious
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:48 Good "New Yorker" caption.
	6:50pm Danne D: lol KfHP!
	🚂 6:51pm DjLorraine: So poor he does finger painting
	6:51pm Doug in MP: ↳ DjLorraine @6:51 Hope he doesn't clean his brush like Bob Ross
	🚂 6:51pm herb.nyc: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:50 Just yest, I saw a small pbk from New Yorker. Talks about the captions that were too out there and couldn’t use.
	🚂 6:51pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Did ya hear about the Grandma who fell into the well? She couldn't see that well.
	6:52pm BVP: I love the sound of pencil on paper. Maybe that should be next weeks show. 🤷🏽‍♂️
	6:52pm Marie: "But do you have any legs?"--punchline
	6:52pm common: all so good
	6:52pm Danne D: I would like to see this bot to go against the straight line bot
	🚂 6:52pm I.M.Pufnstuf: I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any pants. Put me in your next movie.
	6:53pm Handy Haversack: Gonna go start cooking. Later on, all.
	6:53pm Marie: I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any legs
	6:53pm Doug in MP: Later Handy!
	6:53pm Androu B.: C'mon, Aaron from Minnesota! I've got a bet riding on you!
	6:53pm zbong: tuxedo of paint
	6:53pm Sam: Isn’t prayer just harassing God?
	6:53pm dale: i'm a painter in la and i have no pants. i get kicked off the santa monica pier a lot.
	6:54pm Danne D: "I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any pants": I also starred in the Air Bud movies
	6:54pm Yetz: Take the "I" out of your paints and you get pants.
	6:54pm Marie: Pam!
	6:54pm Danne D: God has the spare time
	🚂 6:54pm herb.nyc: …empty the litter box Punchline: call roto-rooter Oh, Miss Lately is calling!!!
	6:54pm dale: i don't want to change the litter box. so i got a dog.
	6:54pm Ciggy: ↳ Yetz @6:54 👍
	6:54pm Androu B.: ↳ Sam @6:53 Naw, it's just dicking impressionble people around.
	6:54pm Danne D: There's no "I" in pants
	6:55pm dale: ↳ Yetz @6:54 that's cerebral comedy right there!
	6:55pm Danne D: ...but these school students really need to use it
	6:55pm morphe': ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 ken andy bot
	6:56pm Sam: I really don’t want to empty the litter box. It’s the only thing left in my life that isn’t empty.
	6:56pm khd: i think even bad comedy writers are safe from jokebot
	6:56pm morphe': 3 for 3 ..... Mrs. Corcoran "PRAY for Me .. Nevermind"
	6:56pm MKT in Inwood: (Litter box) …but if I don’t, there’s still a chance they could find the body.
	🚂 6:56pm herb.nyc: “Ken, we can only talk about nudity on days that don’t end in y”
	6:57pm dale: TELL US THE SETUP!
	6:57pm Roberto: That was Dora last week.
	6:57pm khd: a comedian asks a jokebot for a joke. comedian says but jokebot i am the comedian.
	6:58pm Sam: How about What’s the deal with jokebots?
	6:58pm dday: ↳ Handy Haversack @6:29 Guy is in the E.R. having a heart attack. Two docs one an older gentleman & one a very attractive redheaded woman are prepping him for a balloon angio to go up through his thigh. The first doctor says, We're goin to insert the needle now, how are you doing? The guy says OK. The second doctor says, you might feel a little prick down there. Punchline : The Guy responds..so might you
	🚂 6:58pm herb.nyc: …for a joke Punchline: change the light bulb yourself!!!
	6:58pm morphe': ken andy
	6:59pm dday: ↳ Wild Neil\|\|Peace All @6:47 so were you oscillating or vasillating ?
	🚂 6:59pm Will thee Sound Guy: Thank you Andy, Ken, the Ai(s), and all!!!
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dday @6:58 That's an Erotic Short Story (ESS), as Dave Hill used to tell.
	6:59pm HyperDose: Thanks boys! See you in 2 weeks, Ken!
	6:59pm Ciggy: Because the light was on!
	6:59pm morphe': Sonny Bono - great singer .. terrible skier ..
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks Ken and Andy, don't give the lazy Jokebot any ideas for it to rip off! Have a good night, people!
	7:00pm Sam: Good gravity zinger at the end
	7:00pm dday: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:59 actually Matt..that's a true story..My heart attack in 2017
	7:00pm Androu B.: Ah, well. No Aaron, but lots of good punchlines. G'night everyone!
	7:00pm dday: Never heard Dave Hill
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dday @7:00 😉 You rascal!
	7:01pm dday: ↳ Matt from Springfield @7:00 Heee hee..always smile no matter what life throws at you

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 8, 2023

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