WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 2, 2023

Listener comments!
	6:00pm Triple G: Welcome to 7-Year-Old-Second Delay
	6:01pm dale: do the grandkids have beards too?
	6:01pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, grandkids edition! I hope this will be as great as the Cub Scout episode! (At least the 2nd episode, in 2012). HI Ken & Andy & 7 year olds & those of 7 year old maturity!
	6:03pm PaulRobeson1923: Hello fellow Human Beings!
	6:03pm Roberto: Andy's wrong about this one. Ken's Ed McMahon and Andy's Johnny Carson.
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, twins and not cousins from Andy's different children. I was wondering, since they were both 7!
	6:04pm Glistener MW: Children present! This show will certainly contain 98% fewer problematic-slurs
	6:05pm Triple G: If it’s any consolation to Jack & Henry, Ken & Andy fight a lot too
	6:06pm Retinox: 😀
	6:06pm Matt from Springfield: But "Jack & Henry" does flow together better, so sorry 3 minutes older Henry, have to list in that order! "Jack & Henry", good name for a trendy urban restaurant.
	6:08pm Bob Barth: Good afternoon gentlemen.
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Glistener MW @6:04 I would say adding more slurs, but one's that would go over their 7 year old heads. SEE! Like that! "There's a hole in the arm where the money goes".
	6:08pm Bob Barth: or give up hope?
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: "Do that bwah, chiwl!" 😄
	6:10pm Ciggy: Chill brah chill
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: Oh burn! "Nadia jokes"! 🔥
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: But how often is the reproducing quarter's income taxed?? That's what'll getcha.
	6:15pm shanefore1: What do Ken and Andy think about 11 year olds being legal in France?
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: Yep, lump settlement. Take the money as quickly as possible and bite the taxes at once. Yep, "walk away"!
	🚂 6:17pm DjLorraine: Can the metal be reused? Can you have silver quarters?
	6:18pm cosmic matrix: haha this is great! awww
	6:23pm Matt from Springfield: Let's see...does the bear trap have 'bear claw' pastries in it??...
	6:23pm dale: was andy too cheap to hire a babysitter tonight? is this why this is happening?
	6:23pm Sam: Andy: "It's your lucky day Ken, I just happen to have a bear trap with me."
	6:25pm cosmic matrix: oh hey zane i just blew bubbles at the camp you're at
	6:25pm Matt from Springfield: Aww, is that little Zane now grown up! 🙂
	6:25pm Sam: That's the first thing the Ninja recruiters tell you: Ninjas never get seasick.
	6:26pm Sam: A pirate could just fire a musket at the ninja
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:23 And, lacking in show ideas. Just put kids on and they'll talk about something the whole time.
	6:26pm yippie: now i understand why theres a ninja gym where the record fair used to be
	6:28pm Triple G: A zoo in China is displaying a human in a bear costume — in the news recently
	6:30pm Juli: ↳ Triple G @6:28 Oh I saw that lol
	6:31pm Matt from Springfield: Hey, literally "the next Jack Lemmon"!
	6:31pm Juli: Time Machines duh
	6:31pm common: Jack Lemmon!
	6:32pm Bob Barth: If you go to the future you'll find the burnt remains of Disney World with Confederate Flags flying over the ashes.
	6:34pm Sam: Are you afraid you're gonna die alone! That was good!
	6:34pm queems: wow hard hitting question
	6:34pm Deano de los Muertos: Ya got Bucci!
	6:34pm dale: wouldn't you eat your own arms? kind of grotesque.
	6:34pm Bob Barth: Hang up - I sense cannibal!!!
	6:35pm Juli: Yuck. lol
	6:35pm Sam: I would take the teleporter. A time machine is useless, every other time on Earth sucked, and the future will be even worse. A teleporter would allow you to enjoy the best of the present moment everywhere. This is the best it's ever going to be.
	6:35pm Juli: ↳ Sam @6:35 But infinite time?
	6:36pm Bob Barth: Pirates live longer.
	6:36pm Juli: I wanna teleport tho::::{
	6:36pm Sam: ↳ Juli @6:35 I don't know. I guess it's true you end up in the future regardless.
	6:37pm cosmic matrix: somebody sample that
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: How are the commenters when you're a pirate?
	6:37pm PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Bob Barth @6:32 Or the past! Deadliest hotel fire in American history. The building was packed out with guests who had come to shop & watch the new popular Disney animated film Song of the South- Winecoff Hotel fire
	6:37pm Sam: I'd rather be able to go anywhere instantly than travel back in time and then be stuck in some town.
	6:38pm Bob Barth: ↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:37 oof
	🚂 6:39pm I.M.Pufnstuf: This show is a perfect example of why we need abortions and birth control.
	6:39pm Bob Barth: Henry is gunning for Producer.
	6:41pm PaulRobeson1923: Raw Iguana meat but not dead. Just the tail!
	6:41pm dale: iguana meat - tastes like chicken!
	6:41pm Ciggy: Would you rather make money by taking a reverse mortgage on grandpa Andy's house Or Make money by gambling using grandpa Andy's Martingale system
	🚂 6:41pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Iguana change the channel
	6:42pm Bob Barth: "Bing-Bang-Boom" That's a NJ kid if I ever heard one.
	6:42pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:41 Tails will grow back.
	🚂 6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park: Emmy award for comedy writing or a lifetime of free meals at Applebee's?
	6:43pm WTFChuck: How much do I have to donate next March to get Jack and Henry to take over this show?
	6:43pm HyperDose: ↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:41 What is this, the Wall of Voodoo fan club? lol
	🚂 6:43pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Cuz she has a job Andy...remember those? - Ken Zinger for the win!
	6:44pm dale: do henry and jack know about the pinball machine?
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:43 If you're a comedy writer, a steady supply of food is more important. They don't take Emmys to pay for food! Believe me, I've tried..
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:43 Admittedly I first heard of "barbecued iguana" from them, but I've been fascinated with it ever since!
	6:47pm PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Bob Barth @6:38 www.firehouse.com...
	🚂 6:48pm I.M.Pufnstuf: If you lick your dishes does that count as cleaning them?
	6:49pm PaulRobeson1923: Would you rather start yer day with Oatmeal & chia seeds or a Glazed Donut and a Cigarette
	6:50pm PaulRobeson1923: Sit down air! Please! this is On the radio!
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: I like that one - "always farting" or "constantly" picking your nose..
	🚂 6:50pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Would you rather have a President who is a criminal or a President who has Alzheimers?
	6:51pm Lizardner Dave !: I think I'd rather listen to something else than another kids edition of SSD but I suspect I'm in the minority.
	6:51pm PaulRobeson1923: Would you rather have Belly Berries or small potatoes?
	6:52pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:45 Crazee Burger in San Diego might have iguana. They make exotic meat wishes come true!
	6:52pm Bob Barth: Hey who let the SUIT into the studio?
	6:53pm PaulRobeson1923: The Berries have it
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: Beware of strangers with pitted fruits. And those with bean sprout salads, especially!!
	6:54pm Bob Barth: He's gonna lure kids with Salad? If he can do that, I say he earned them.
	6:55pm Roberto: ↳ Bob Barth @6:54 You don't lure kids with sa-lad You don't lure kids with sa-lad
	🚂 6:55pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Would you rather have Andy talk or his kids talk. Both are stranger danger.
	6:56pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Bob Barth @6:54 "You don't win friends with Sal-ad!/You don't win friends with Sal-ad!"... The kids will be giving pointers and current advice to the stranger for next time - otherwise it's just not challenging at all.
	6:56pm yippie: halloween is my cats birthday
	6:56pm Bob Barth: and the plot of SAW X has been revealed.
	6:57pm HyperDose: ↳ yippie @6:56 Your cat is lucky you're not a Jehovah's Witness
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: "fas-kin-at-ing"
	🚂 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: Rather have your name changed to John Smith or Quagiamokentrick Fugalumar? Constantly explaining not that John Smith or spelling out something no one has ever encountered?
	6:58pm Bob Barth: I'd rather fly business class.
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks for coming on the show, Jack & Henry! Good that Ken & Andy are training up the next generation of radio hosts!
	6:59pm yippie: instead of telling the caller "you're on the air" can you say "the air's under you"
	6:59pm PaulRobeson1923: Good job, Jack, Ken, Andy & Henry!
	6:59pm cosmic matrix: whoo hoo
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Would everyone rather: Take care, or Have a good night?
	7:00pm HyperDose: Thanks dudes!
	7:00pm listener 126464: Thanks, kids!
	7:00pm Bob Barth: Great show fellas!
	🚂 7:00pm DjLorraine: Can they cut my grass ?
	🚂 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ DjLorraine @7:00 They can likely fix your computer problems.
	🚂 7:02pm DjLorraine: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @7:01 That'a critical for 2023. Thanks guys!
	7:09pm McGroovey: What's that vaudeville saying about following kids?

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 2, 2023

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Listener comments!
	6:00pm Triple G: Welcome to 7-Year-Old-Second Delay
	6:01pm dale: do the grandkids have beards too?
	6:01pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, grandkids edition! I hope this will be as great as the Cub Scout episode! (At least the 2nd episode, in 2012). HI Ken & Andy & 7 year olds & those of 7 year old maturity!
	6:03pm PaulRobeson1923: Hello fellow Human Beings!
	6:03pm Roberto: Andy's wrong about this one. Ken's Ed McMahon and Andy's Johnny Carson.
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, twins and not cousins from Andy's different children. I was wondering, since they were both 7!
	6:04pm Glistener MW: Children present! This show will certainly contain 98% fewer problematic-slurs
	6:05pm Triple G: If it’s any consolation to Jack & Henry, Ken & Andy fight a lot too
	6:06pm Retinox: 😀
	6:06pm Matt from Springfield: But "Jack & Henry" does flow together better, so sorry 3 minutes older Henry, have to list in that order! "Jack & Henry", good name for a trendy urban restaurant.
	6:08pm Bob Barth: Good afternoon gentlemen.
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Glistener MW @6:04 I would say adding more slurs, but one's that would go over their 7 year old heads. SEE! Like that! "There's a hole in the arm where the money goes".
	6:08pm Bob Barth: or give up hope?
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: "Do that bwah, chiwl!" 😄
	6:10pm Ciggy: Chill brah chill
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: Oh burn! "Nadia jokes"! 🔥
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: But how often is the reproducing quarter's income taxed?? That's what'll getcha.
	6:15pm shanefore1: What do Ken and Andy think about 11 year olds being legal in France?
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: Yep, lump settlement. Take the money as quickly as possible and bite the taxes at once. Yep, "walk away"!
	🚂 6:17pm DjLorraine: Can the metal be reused? Can you have silver quarters?
	6:18pm cosmic matrix: haha this is great! awww
	6:23pm Matt from Springfield: Let's see...does the bear trap have 'bear claw' pastries in it??...
	6:23pm dale: was andy too cheap to hire a babysitter tonight? is this why this is happening?
	6:23pm Sam: Andy: "It's your lucky day Ken, I just happen to have a bear trap with me."
	6:25pm cosmic matrix: oh hey zane i just blew bubbles at the camp you're at
	6:25pm Matt from Springfield: Aww, is that little Zane now grown up! 🙂
	6:25pm Sam: That's the first thing the Ninja recruiters tell you: Ninjas never get seasick.
	6:26pm Sam: A pirate could just fire a musket at the ninja
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:23 And, lacking in show ideas. Just put kids on and they'll talk about something the whole time.
	6:26pm yippie: now i understand why theres a ninja gym where the record fair used to be
	6:28pm Triple G: A zoo in China is displaying a human in a bear costume — in the news recently
	6:30pm Juli: ↳ Triple G @6:28 Oh I saw that lol
	6:31pm Matt from Springfield: Hey, literally "the next Jack Lemmon"!
	6:31pm Juli: Time Machines duh
	6:31pm common: Jack Lemmon!
	6:32pm Bob Barth: If you go to the future you'll find the burnt remains of Disney World with Confederate Flags flying over the ashes.
	6:34pm Sam: Are you afraid you're gonna die alone! That was good!
	6:34pm queems: wow hard hitting question
	6:34pm Deano de los Muertos: Ya got Bucci!
	6:34pm dale: wouldn't you eat your own arms? kind of grotesque.
	6:34pm Bob Barth: Hang up - I sense cannibal!!!
	6:35pm Juli: Yuck. lol
	6:35pm Sam: I would take the teleporter. A time machine is useless, every other time on Earth sucked, and the future will be even worse. A teleporter would allow you to enjoy the best of the present moment everywhere. This is the best it's ever going to be.
	6:35pm Juli: ↳ Sam @6:35 But infinite time?
	6:36pm Bob Barth: Pirates live longer.
	6:36pm Juli: I wanna teleport tho::::{
	6:36pm Sam: ↳ Juli @6:35 I don't know. I guess it's true you end up in the future regardless.
	6:37pm cosmic matrix: somebody sample that
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: How are the commenters when you're a pirate?
	6:37pm PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Bob Barth @6:32 Or the past! Deadliest hotel fire in American history. The building was packed out with guests who had come to shop & watch the new popular Disney animated film Song of the South- Winecoff Hotel fire
	6:37pm Sam: I'd rather be able to go anywhere instantly than travel back in time and then be stuck in some town.
	6:38pm Bob Barth: ↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:37 oof
	🚂 6:39pm I.M.Pufnstuf: This show is a perfect example of why we need abortions and birth control.
	6:39pm Bob Barth: Henry is gunning for Producer.
	6:41pm PaulRobeson1923: Raw Iguana meat but not dead. Just the tail!
	6:41pm dale: iguana meat - tastes like chicken!
	6:41pm Ciggy: Would you rather make money by taking a reverse mortgage on grandpa Andy's house Or Make money by gambling using grandpa Andy's Martingale system
	🚂 6:41pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Iguana change the channel
	6:42pm Bob Barth: "Bing-Bang-Boom" That's a NJ kid if I ever heard one.
	6:42pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:41 Tails will grow back.
	🚂 6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park: Emmy award for comedy writing or a lifetime of free meals at Applebee's?
	6:43pm WTFChuck: How much do I have to donate next March to get Jack and Henry to take over this show?
	6:43pm HyperDose: ↳ PaulRobeson1923 @6:41 What is this, the Wall of Voodoo fan club? lol
	🚂 6:43pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Cuz she has a job Andy...remember those? - Ken Zinger for the win!
	6:44pm dale: do henry and jack know about the pinball machine?
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:43 If you're a comedy writer, a steady supply of food is more important. They don't take Emmys to pay for food! Believe me, I've tried..
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:43 Admittedly I first heard of "barbecued iguana" from them, but I've been fascinated with it ever since!
	6:47pm PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Bob Barth @6:38 www.firehouse.com...
	🚂 6:48pm I.M.Pufnstuf: If you lick your dishes does that count as cleaning them?
	6:49pm PaulRobeson1923: Would you rather start yer day with Oatmeal & chia seeds or a Glazed Donut and a Cigarette
	6:50pm PaulRobeson1923: Sit down air! Please! this is On the radio!
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: I like that one - "always farting" or "constantly" picking your nose..
	🚂 6:50pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Would you rather have a President who is a criminal or a President who has Alzheimers?
	6:51pm Lizardner Dave !: I think I'd rather listen to something else than another kids edition of SSD but I suspect I'm in the minority.
	6:51pm PaulRobeson1923: Would you rather have Belly Berries or small potatoes?
	6:52pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:45 Crazee Burger in San Diego might have iguana. They make exotic meat wishes come true!
	6:52pm Bob Barth: Hey who let the SUIT into the studio?
	6:53pm PaulRobeson1923: The Berries have it
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: Beware of strangers with pitted fruits. And those with bean sprout salads, especially!!
	6:54pm Bob Barth: He's gonna lure kids with Salad? If he can do that, I say he earned them.
	6:55pm Roberto: ↳ Bob Barth @6:54 You don't lure kids with sa-lad You don't lure kids with sa-lad
	🚂 6:55pm I.M.Pufnstuf: Would you rather have Andy talk or his kids talk. Both are stranger danger.
	6:56pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Bob Barth @6:54 "You don't win friends with Sal-ad!/You don't win friends with Sal-ad!"... The kids will be giving pointers and current advice to the stranger for next time - otherwise it's just not challenging at all.
	6:56pm yippie: halloween is my cats birthday
	6:56pm Bob Barth: and the plot of SAW X has been revealed.
	6:57pm HyperDose: ↳ yippie @6:56 Your cat is lucky you're not a Jehovah's Witness
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: "fas-kin-at-ing"
	🚂 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: Rather have your name changed to John Smith or Quagiamokentrick Fugalumar? Constantly explaining not that John Smith or spelling out something no one has ever encountered?
	6:58pm Bob Barth: I'd rather fly business class.
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks for coming on the show, Jack & Henry! Good that Ken & Andy are training up the next generation of radio hosts!
	6:59pm yippie: instead of telling the caller "you're on the air" can you say "the air's under you"
	6:59pm PaulRobeson1923: Good job, Jack, Ken, Andy & Henry!
	6:59pm cosmic matrix: whoo hoo
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Would everyone rather: Take care, or Have a good night?
	7:00pm HyperDose: Thanks dudes!
	7:00pm listener 126464: Thanks, kids!
	7:00pm Bob Barth: Great show fellas!
	🚂 7:00pm DjLorraine: Can they cut my grass ?
	🚂 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ DjLorraine @7:00 They can likely fix your computer problems.
	🚂 7:02pm DjLorraine: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @7:01 That'a critical for 2023. Thanks guys!
	7:09pm McGroovey: What's that vaudeville saying about following kids?

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 2, 2023

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