WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from August 19, 2014

Listener comments!
	9:03pm JeffHQ: Let's do this.
	9:03pm Marcel M: Lol Dave.... sounds so wack next to their guitars... the tone I mean. not the playing.
	9:04pm JeffHQ: Feel it
	9:04pm bobdoesthings: I was listening to Isaac Hayes the other day and was a little bummed when dave's solos didn't chime in.
	9:07pm JeffHQ: From before. The lore.
	9:08pm P-90: Goddamn Good Evening, Dave, Shaina, and everyone. And Goddamn Rest in Peace Robin Williams, Betty Bacall, and Your Announcer, Don Pardo.
	9:08pm F-berg: Good evening!
	9:09pm JeffHQ: F-berg!
	9:10pm F-berg: I made it!
	9:10pm bobdoesthings: @dave - nah, I'm here.
	9:10pm chad from oregon: Take it slow... I'm not quite ready yet.
	9:12pm JeffHQ: Kick it
	9:13pm P-90: Yes, Kids, it's "Listener Mail" Time!
	9:15pm Noodles: Knock-knock.
	9:15pm JeffHQ: Mix tapes. Sigh
	9:16pm P-90: "Go All the Way": got a copy of that in The Library? Cue that sucker up!
	9:17pm MadameLuke: Hello folks.
	9:19pm Aitch: Been listening to WFMU (from Australia) for a couple of months since EVR died. Great station, love your show Dave, look forward to it.
	9:20pm jon: goddamn i missed the first 20 minutes
	9:23pm JeffHQ: Our Revolution people
	9:24pm Erma Gherd: wait, was there really listener mail?
	9:25pm JeffHQ: I love reading Shainas album notes and faking like I know stuff.
	9:27pm DaveHill: hola!
	9:27pm bobdoesthings: this track is great
	9:28pm JeffHQ: Salutations!
	9:28pm Danne D: Hi Dave and Shaina and everyone :)
	9:29pm Danne D: In case you missed it from the plentiful times Dave said it, the phone number is 201-209-9368 and you should totally call in :)
	9:30pm Aitch: But only in 20 minutes
	9:31pm bobdoesthings: we need topics for call ins
	9:32pm MadameLuke: I'd like to discuss the breaking Almond Butter recall story. Because I honestly ate some about 20 minutes before I saw the CNN report. I'd be interested to see who else is going down with me.
	9:33pm Erma Gherd: I had some yesterday. yikes. Elizabeth, I'm coming to meet you!
	9:34pm MadameLuke: We'll be next to all the unwashed kale victims.
	9:34pm JakeGould: I only eat tacos.
	9:35pm JeffHQ: Danne Destroyer
	9:35pm Matt from Springfield: What in the Goddamn Dave Hill is going on here??! Actually I know, I just thought that would sound great! ;) EVENING Sam Hill...er, Dave Hill! Shaina, guests, callers and everyone!
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: Danne D, I like that guy too! :)
	9:36pm JeffHQ: Uh oh wait for it
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: "Studio K, where we take callers from the Ketamine fans among us..."
	9:37pm Supermeowy: Hi everyone!! Meowy-meowy!!
	9:38pm JeffHQ: Are we going here again?
	9:38pm hola-soymilk: Buenas noches todos~
	9:38pm Matt from Springfield: Not a controversy really, just an unexplained question.
	9:38pm JakeGould: Nachos.
	9:38pm Matt from Springfield: 'noches, hola!
	9:38pm Supermeowy: @Madame Luke, I don't think you were here last week for the kale debacle.
	9:39pm MadameLuke: Hi my new friend @Supermeowy. I love stalking you online. Is that what the kids cal it?
	9:39pm Evan47: Nick Drake is good, but you should check out Jason Molina aka Songs:Ohia
	9:39pm Matt from Springfield: Good idea Jake, I'll take some...
	9:39pm hola-soymilk: Feck kale
	9:39pm JeffHQ: @Matt How's DC
	9:39pm Supermeowy: Hola!!! Hi, sweet thing, you had a rough day!
	9:40pm Supermeowy: Stalking is fine if you're a Dave Hill fan, @Madame Luke!
	9:40pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Going well. The weather's kind of annoying (humid + overcast, as per usual this time of year).
	9:41pm Matt from Springfield: Oat set, brought to you by Quaker.
	9:42pm hola-soymilk: Me rough day? I was okay :)
	9:42pm Supermeowy: Danne!!!
	9:42pm JeffHQ: All good. There's room for sincerity in this lump of coal in my chest.
	9:43pm hola-soymilk: Danne sounds like he has green hair and a surfboard
	9:43pm hola-soymilk: Aw Cam + Danne
	9:44pm Matt from Springfield: Sitting on the surfboard, while playing poker, w/ a Taylor ham bagel nearby...
	9:44pm hola-soymilk: Speaking of Gretzky I almost died on Gretzky parkway at a Tim's
	9:45pm hola-soymilk: And dice for eyes
	9:45pm hola-soymilk: Talk about his hot daughter
	9:45pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: A Tim Hortons?! Good Lord, what an extremely Canadian almost death! What's the story with that?
	9:47pm Matt from Springfield: Rock me Amadeus..no plastic money anymore...
	9:47pm hola-soymilk: It was snowy and I was driving in a parking lot and I didn't notice it ended so I drove over the curb and the car fell but I'm not dead
	9:47pm Danne D: Dave in Vancouver is not on my payroll :)
	9:47pm hola-soymilk: Adios danne
	9:48pm Danne D: Hola Hola :)
	9:48pm Matt from Springfield: Just some phone interference--call back in 20 minutes. Ha, he beat me to it :)
	9:48pm hola-soymilk: Oh hi danne
	9:48pm JeffHQ: Bam
	9:49pm Matt from Springfield: Make it erotic! Make it short! Nice! ;D
	9:49pm bobdoesthings: yay ! erotic short stories are the best.
	9:49pm Danne D: @Hola I bet you have some erotic short stories to share with Dave. Side, note Dave, that's probably the best erotic short story yet :)
	9:49pm Matt from Springfield: Yeah! Throw some Bolan-ese sauce on this show!
	9:49pm Danne D: When is the Hola-Meowy Summit rescheduled for?
	9:49pm Supermeowy: That was an awesome erotic short story!!
	9:50pm bobdoesthings: I still recall the one about the gardner and "mowing the lawn"
	9:50pm herb.nyc: Just tuning in, i left wnyc and Terry Gross. Ooh, she oughta interview Dave! Btw, i did laundry today - it included the Dave tee!
	9:50pm hola-soymilk: You can't just tell an ess and play some t.rex and not expect me to not masturbate furiously
	9:51pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: With the exception of the original ESS, "Man: So do I have an STD? Nurse: Not YET" :D Evening, Danne Destroyer! :)
	9:51pm Supermeowy: I agree, hola! My pants are starting off, dadgummit!!
	9:51pm hola-soymilk: Hola-meowy summit is always happening in here <3 my heart
	9:52pm F-berg: I'm late to the recall convo but I am obsessed with recalled food. I am gonna google the almond butter recall.
	9:53pm hola-soymilk: There's a water bottle recall happening now which I believe is an extension of food recalls basically
	9:53pm Supermeowy: Hola-newly summit will be rescheduled in 20 minutes. ;)
	9:53pm Danne D: thanks for joining in on the call Shaina :) @M_f_S agreed :) I fully expect Hola to get #ESS trending on twitter
	9:54pm bobdoesthings: I have a jar in my fridge.. b/c apparently it's suppose to be refridgerated?! I'm more a peanut butter guy myself.
	9:55pm hola-soymilk: I don't know what Twitter is
	9:55pm Danne D: Didn't get to say so but I am a huge fan of Manziel as quarterback of the Browns. (of course, I'm a Bengals fan) :)
	9:55pm JeffHQ: Always great to see the familiar handles in this chat room. How many people lurk in the sludgy corners in here, I wonder.
	9:55pm Supermeowy: There's also an ESS handle @eroticssdh
	9:55pm F-berg: Water bottles too! Did you hear about the stone fruit recall? What can we eat?
	9:55pm DaveHill: Mike from Eyehategod up next!
	9:56pm bobdoesthings: @Jeff.. I often wonder that myself.. My guess... 8
	9:56pm Danne D: Excellent :) Dave pulling out the power lineup of guests tonight - all GDDHS standards :)
	9:56pm Erma Gherd: here is the almond butter scoop: www.fda.gov... I might make it through this because mine was Whole Paycheck store brand, but I have this weird feeling I may die someday anyway.
	9:56pm JeffHQ: Yes.
	9:58pm Danne D: I don't have to worry about the Almond Butter recall - largely b/c I just neglected sunscreen on my trip to Toronto and burnt myself to a crisp.
	9:58pm jon: allman brothers recalled?
	9:58pm bobdoesthings: @ErmaGod - thanks.. my brand I have was recalled.. you're doing god's work, ermagaheerdd
	9:58pm hola-soymilk: 25.media.tumblr.com...
	9:58pm F-berg: Thanks @Erma. I will check my butters at home.
	9:58pm hola-soymilk: I laughed Jon
	9:58pm coelacanth: Hi Dave Hill & other Goddamn people. What's the show about this evening?
	9:59pm Danne D: @MikeIXWilliams
	9:59pm hola-soymilk: @coelacanth being horned up mostly
	9:59pm Danne D: @Coelacanth :) I'd say the show is awaiting your topic suggestion :)
	9:59pm coelacanth: uh oh. Almond butter?
	10:01pm Erma Gherd: yikes, @bobdoesthings, did you eat any of it? are you feeling ok?
	10:01pm VealCutlet: I hate it when the stuff that's good for you can kill you
	10:01pm coelacanth: ...oh yes...masterbating furiously for t rex. i approve.
	10:02pm Danne D: maybe this will be the week Hola calls in :)
	10:03pm JeffHQ: Whens the tour pick back up
	10:03pm bobdoesthings: @erma - I'll live.
	10:03pm Supermeowy: Wait, where did @Davehill say he's going?????
	10:03pm Danne D: good we need you bob :)
	10:03pm hola-soymilk: @danne no I'm good but thank you
	10:04pm hola-soymilk: SLEEP
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Whoa
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Thats a lineup on a show
	10:04pm bobdoesthings: OH DAMN.. I just remembered I still havent heard the new Sleep track
	10:04pm Danne D: @Supermeowy Austin - here: housecorehorrorfilmfestival.com
	10:05pm bobdoesthings: New Sleep track for those interested: soundcloud.com...
	10:06pm coelacanth: Danne D i'll start thinking. I haven't been thinking,but i'll start now. maybe i'll come up with something. ...first i have to look into this almond butter thing.
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Hes a cool cat. They go back.
	10:07pm Danne D: people are just dying to have Mike do his funeral
	10:07pm JeffHQ: Not in this show, nothing too morbid
	10:07pm Danne D: 2014 Dave Hill Marathon Premium: Mike Williams performs your funeral
	10:08pm bobdoesthings: buh duhm chhhheh
	10:08pm bobdoesthings: @danne - only catch... you gotta die this year
	10:08pm Supermeowy: OHMIGAAWD!!! I live in Austin!!! Y'all come visit!! Hill-Meowy summit??? @davehill will you sign your book a 3rd time???
	10:09pm JeffHQ: Discount on printer toner?
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: Scientology: "Going Clear" once your Check Clears
	10:09pm Danne D: Yeah bob, that joke was from the crypt And yeah, there's an expiration date on your expiration Re: seen a show on scientology, at least in terms of celebrities it's all about flattering/pumping up the ego of the celebrity
	10:10pm Matt from Springfield: I found a book buried in upstate NY. It said: Listen to Dave Hill!!!
	10:10pm Danne D: That's true - basically stated as a tax dodge as I understand it
	10:10pm Chris M.: big ups Mike IX we have to get in touch again!
	10:10pm bobdoesthings: your puns are to die for.
	10:11pm JeffHQ: Roadside assistance?
	10:11pm Erma Gherd: hahaha, @Matt. Great googly moogly!
	10:11pm hola-soymilk: I hear John Popper is a scientologist
	10:12pm coelacanth: i definitely ate one of those trader ho's almond butters. ...maybe that's why i'm sick.
	10:12pm Danne D: I can't wait until John Popper googles his name and see this comments board come up and then he reads it. Odds are about 80% this really happens.
	10:13pm Erma Gherd: Ruh roh @coelacanth.
	10:13pm Danne D: :( Coelacanth On the plus side, Mike can perform the service for you
	10:14pm JeffHQ: Is there a 7-11/gas station walkable? Live off beef jerky in zombie apoc
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: "It's your funeral..."
	10:15pm Danne D: I wonder if these guys know Hola
	10:15pm Erma Gherd: is it just me or does Dave have a HOT MIC? This is not an innuendo, it's all crackly on the streaming webcast.
	10:16pm JeffHQ: The ol' snake in the coop again.
	10:17pm Danne D: I hear what you mean Erma. Chris M you're a real live DJ - what do you think?
	10:17pm JeffHQ: Thanks for checkin dudes
	10:17pm Erma Gherd: I'm not on my regular computer, I am babysitting, but crackalacka.
	10:19pm Chris M.: @Danne D: Dave's got a hot mic sometimes. he's got some distortion happening. even as charming as he is, there is a small level prob.
	10:20pm JeffHQ: @erma webcast kept cutting out for me too tonight...listening on phone app now w slight seconds of delay
	10:20pm Danne D: Thx Chris :) Erma knows things :)
	10:21pm MadameLuke: I'm definitely using this salmonella poisoning as an excuse to lay around in sweat pants. On the couch. Over there...
	10:22pm DaveHill: i gotta back off the mic a bit. the mic holder is busted and keeps falling in my face. yikes!
	10:22pm JeffHQ: Let's skate
	10:22pm Erma Gherd: I know NUSSINK, but Chris clearly does! MadameLuke, you are cracking me up. I hope you aren't really poisoned.
	10:24pm MadameLuke: I hope so, too. Probably not. I'm holding out for something sexier (i.e. no barfing or shitting). Like terminal ennui.
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: Good hardcore sound from Sonic Ritual!
	10:24pm Erma Gherd: no malice, Dave, it's only occasional. Can you swap out the mike holder?
	10:25pm MadameLuke: Something more Gorey that maybe requires a fainting couch.
	10:25pm Danne D: One of the great things about FMU - you hear songs from bands/genres you're not generally into and you have someone like Dave play you the best stuff and give you an appreciation.
	10:25pm Supermeowy: I'd hold the Mic for you Dave.
	10:26pm Chris M.: @DaveHill you've got this man. i believe in you
	10:26pm bobdoesthings: @danne d - you're on the payroll too huh?
	10:26pm Erma Gherd: I have a case of terminal ennui and also a smidge of existential solitude, but I don't think it was caused by the almond butter.
	10:27pm Danne D: Link to the great show that Chris M does for those folks who haven't been fortunate enough to check it out yet: www.wfmu.org...
	10:27pm Supermeowy: @ermagherd we all know it was the kale.
	10:27pm bobdoesthings: @erma - too much sartre in your diet
	10:28pm Danne D: be sure to check him out b/w episodes of the Goddamn Dave Hill Show
	10:28pm Danne D: @bob - nopers not on the payroll at all, just love the station
	10:28pm bobdoesthings: geeeeeesuzzzzzz
	10:29pm coelacanth: a psychic once told me there will be bizarre circumstances involved in my death. Salmonella's not bizarre enough. I'm not worried.
	10:29pm Crumb: shaina's corner tonight?
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Damn you kale, nothing good comes from you! YOU should be the one recalled!!!!!!
	10:31pm JeffHQ: "Yes". (Derives from Mike Judge in my mind.)
	10:32pm coelacanth: MadameLuke Are you ill? i didn't browse up the comment board that far.
	10:32pm hola-soymilk: Or maybe Dave just wants to play some Yes?
	10:32pm Erma Gherd: I am harring at too much Sartre parce que I was a Fronsh major. I don't think I've had any kale this week either, so. Vous avez raison! Really enjoy Doug Gillard just as a rule.
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: Nice jangly 80s sound, it's like NZ's Flying Nun!
	10:33pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: Yes, Yes is correct. @Erma: Good rule. I agree!
	10:33pm Supermeowy: @ermagherd vous parlez or francais???
	10:33pm Danne D: So good
	10:34pm coelacanth: [heart of the sunrise]
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Song for Dave
	10:36pm bobdoesthings: wait so... if my almond butter is recalled.. do I get my $10 bucks back from anyone?! Or am I just screwed out of the 10 freaking dollars this jar costs...
	10:36pm Erma Gherd: speaking of Yes, where is Cameron tonight? supermeowy, j'ai parle francais couramment il y a trop longtemps. Je me debrouille assez facilement mais j'ai beaucoup perdu. Ca revient mais... yeah. I don't have the accents on this computer.
	10:37pm coelacanth: is there a kale recall too? What else? ...maybe i should listen to a news program once/month or so.
	10:37pm F-berg: @Crumb: I was on giggling a little earlier.
	10:37pm Crumb: does anyone know of any good burger toppings? aside from kale
	10:38pm bobdoesthings: @crumb - melted cheddar and bacon. there is no other correct answer.
	10:38pm JeffHQ: That was great impress
	10:38pm fleep: A steak.
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: "Musical guest: The Ramones! And your latest new resident of the afterlife: Misterrrrr...DON! PARDO!"
	10:39pm Danne D: Yeah Shaina was on with the first 2 of us lucky callers :)
	10:39pm Erma Gherd: @bob, you can get a replacement jar - I think you just call them and they replace it. @coelacanth - I think we are all just rehashing The Great Kale Debate from last week, don't think there is a recall?!? someone correct me before I go out and poison myself agayne!
	10:39pm Crumb: @F-berg. I can't beleive i tuned in too late. i'll have to enjoy it at work tomorrow.
	10:40pm Crumb: and if anyone at work asks if you're the lady from some show about burgers i'm gonna throw a hissy fit and punch some throats
	10:40pm Erma Gherd: also @Danne - thanks for the Chris M tip.
	10:40pm JeffHQ: Cookh w gas
	10:40pm Supermeowy: Doug's sound is really sweet. @ermagherd je parle mais j'ecris tres mal.
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: Phil Hartman could do an impression of Don along side him during his "monologue"! :)
	10:41pm Danne D: no prob Erma :)
	10:41pm Erma Gherd: is anyone going to the Beauty and Truth thing with Doug Gillard? It sounds so cool but I think I'd have to show up late. It's either Union Hall or Bell House, can't remember offhand.
	10:42pm F-berg: @Crumb: bacon is good on burgers. Here's my dream: to find a place I can go get a thin burger with delicious toppings and amazing thin fries and I can enjoy it outdoors so I can bring my dog.
	10:42pm coelacanth: Erma Thanks. my kale comes from my own garden,but i was curious. i've missed a few weeks.
	10:42pm Danne D: @Erma: www.unionhallny.com...
	10:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Shaina: You like thin over thick foods? Is it the nice outside crunch when thin foods are cooked?
	10:43pm JeffHQ: Union Hall books great shows...;-)
	10:44pm Crumb: what is this whole "bacon" thing everyone is talking it up about?
	10:44pm F-berg: Not always, but I do love a thin burger. I will eat fries however they come but right now I am craving thin fries.
	10:44pm Erma Gherd: ah yes, I knew it was the BK but I'll be on the UWS till 7:30pm so would be late. Love those venues. Shaina, you have described the perfect dining food/place!
	10:44pm Danne D: :) wow going back for this one :)
	10:44pm F-berg: @Matt, yes I like a crunch!
	10:44pm JeffHQ: Hey now
	10:44pm Matt from Springfield: @Crumb: Do you have a higher-pitched voice? It may remind people of Kristen Schaal on "Bob's Burgers"--who as it's been pointed out, also sounds like WFMU's own Frangry of "Shut Up Weirdo".
	10:45pm hola-soymilk: Lots of French going on in here je l'aime
	10:45pm bobdoesthings: wee wee
	10:45pm Chris M.: nice show tonight!
	10:46pm Matt from Springfield: @Shaina: Here's to finding some great julienned fries then! :)
	10:47pm Supermeowy: Le cornichon est mauve est dance le tango :)
	10:47pm Crumb: @Matt. I don't. but some of the mooks i work with have poked their dimwitted noggins into my office when i've been enjoying a gddhs rerun and asked if it was some cartoon character lady. i told them to go jump in a lake
	10:47pm coelacanth: i like a thin-ish veggieburger with thin tomato & thick onion & avocado on a thin bun...with thin,greasy,salty,peppery,crispy fries. there. There are places in my town where one can get & eat these things outside with a dog. ...alas,i don't have a dog.
	10:48pm JeffHQ: Crowd pleased
	10:48pm Crumb: i like a nice crispy crinkle cut fry
	10:48pm Erma Gherd: haha! Shaina, if you find yourself in LIC or Astoria, I will buy you a combo at Petey's - closest thing to In-n-Out I have seen in NYC! www.peteysburger.com
	10:49pm bobdoesthings: or shake shack!
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Crumb: NO interruptions of WFMU! It's bad enough with work getting in the way of it at work--other "mooks" interrupting to ask dumb questions is just plain DUMB!
	10:50pm VealCutlet: @Erma thx for the tip w/Petey's. Will check that out tomorrow, then have in/out on Thursday
	10:50pm Erma Gherd: I don't like Shake Shack that much, but I know I'm in the minority.
	10:50pm F-berg: I will come to LIC for a good thin burger!
	10:51pm JeffHQ: @Erma For the record,theres a Shake Shack now open near Union Hall.
	10:51pm Erma Gherd: I am super jelly VealCutlet! I am going to Phoenix in October and one mandatory "tourist attraction" for me is In-in-Out.
	10:51pm Supermeowy: I'm so sleepy! Must sleep. Bonne nuits, les ami et amies!
	10:51pm bobdoesthings: @erma and jeff..OH yeah they're spreading out for sure
	10:52pm Crumb: i always hated going to a bbq and having someone hand me a giant slab of some ground beef on a bun that i couldn't get into my mouth and then had to chew relentlessly to swallow. when it comes to burgers, thin is in
	10:52pm bobdoesthings: arne they on west coast now too?
	10:52pm VealCutlet: Landing in San Diego at noon, pick up rental car, stop at in-n-out
	10:52pm Erma Gherd: Dors bien, Supermeowy!
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: Peace out Supermeowy!
	10:54pm Erma Gherd: this new Doug Gillard album is EMINENTLY LISTENABLE. I like this song a lot.
	10:54pm bobdoesthings: @crumb - agreed. burgers should be 1 inch max.. anything too thick and it's not balanced
	10:54pm hola-soymilk: Night meowy!
	10:54pm F-berg: I just really wanna be able to finish every bite and enjoy all the sauces and pickles, thus the thin patty.
	10:55pm JeffHQ: @vealcutlet Always hit in n out within 2 hours after pick up rental in LA
	10:55pm Crumb: THE PICKLE!!
	10:56pm Erma Gherd: Pickles are the best!
	10:56pm VealCutlet: Jeff, it's kind of like looking at the NYC skyline - first thing you do when you get there
	10:56pm F-berg: The pickle is important!
	10:56pm Layet: Hey this Doug guy's awesome! Thanks for playing him!
	10:56pm JeffHQ: Maeve, help him out
	10:56pm F-berg: Doug is the best.
	10:57pm Crumb: i love the pickle. there's this place that serves a falafel wrap that contains falafel, hummus, french fries, lettuce, tomatoe, and a pickle slice. the pickle slice is what does it. perfection.
	10:57pm Matt from Springfield: That was a nice chord, lot of stretching--but worth it! (It reminds me of a terrific riff from Todd Rundgren's "Couldn't I Just Tell You")
	10:57pm JeffHQ: Doug rocks
	10:57pm Danne D: Maeve is wonderful :)
	10:58pm F-berg: Where do I go for that @Crumb?
	10:58pm Danne D: bye Meowy :)
	10:59pm JeffHQ: New here
	10:59pm bobdoesthings: I will marry Maeve if need be. I'm quite the catch
	10:59pm Crumb: it's in montclair nj at a little place called Falafel hut. right next door to the god damn best california burrito from Tingas. it's a bourgeois town. but i suffer it for the deliciousness of the falafel wrap.
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Will she dine at Shake Shack?
	11:00pm Crumb: @Shaina. if i am ever booked, i shall bring you one.
	11:00pm Matt from Springfield: Irish comedian marrying radio show host for American citizenship! It's like a live Three's Company episode before your ears! :)
	11:00pm Danne D: @Dave I have a dental appointment at 3 tomorrow but I can do the wedding after that
	11:00pm F-berg: Oh man all of this food sounds amazing to me.
	11:00pm Erma Gherd: Yes, I want to get in on that too @Crumb. I do not have a car though! Shaina, you are cordially invited anytime to have thin Petey Burgers in LIC! My treat!
	11:00pm hola-soymilk: I'll marry you because your voice is cute
	11:01pm F-berg: @Crumb and @Erma I can't wait for these food dates!
	11:01pm Danne D: This is Dave's most popular topic ever.
	11:01pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: No wedding speeches after novocaine! ;)
	11:01pm F-berg: Hola should I tell them you wanna marry Maeve too?
	11:01pm Danne D: @Matt naah just getting a crown finished - no novocaine
	11:02pm Danne D: @Hola what are the marriage laws in Illinois?
	11:02pm marc: Brendan can call back in 20 minutes.
	11:03pm í ʞ є: Errr... does she have nice big... eyes?
	11:03pm JeffHQ: Gold exchange rate?
	11:03pm Erma Gherd: oh she cut out before that! what did Brendan do before the drive from W. Virginia?
	11:03pm Eric: Maybe he has the heart of a kind monster.
	11:03pm hola-soymilk: Danne: the law is I can marry Maeve because she seems perf
	11:04pm JeffHQ: Maeve Maeve Maeve...
	11:04pm Danne D: Dang I shoulda waited later to call in :(
	11:04pm Danne D: BOB!
	11:05pm Erma Gherd: She's adorable, I can't even. Call in in 20 minutes Danne!
	11:05pm Crumb: @F-berg, i'll bring some falafel wrap on down one night. i only ask for a group photo from in front of each of the velvet paintings
	11:06pm steve: cheese break, great idea. this woman has everything.
	11:06pm Matt from Springfield: An American husband combined w/ a college roomie experience! Go for him!
	11:07pm bobdoesthings: I dont think she loves me...
	11:07pm F-berg: @Crumb that sounds like an awesome deal!
	11:07pm Danne D: I used to run a trivia night at an Irish Pub if that impresses Maeve :)
	11:07pm herb.nyc: Maybe show Maeve the Boy Friend Applications that Keili has.
	11:07pm DaveHill: She loves you, Bob!
	11:07pm hola-soymilk: Next marathon prize: American visa
	11:08pm coelacanth: this guy sounds like a lot of fun.
	11:08pm JeffHQ: Huh
	11:08pm P-90: Our own bobdoesthings steps up! Turntable: check Dartboard: check Large bed: check "...thanks for calling, rob..."
	11:08pm Matt from Springfield: I'll take ice cream in my cheeseburger too..
	11:09pm bobdoesthings: I forgot to mention all my good qualities.. and my cat is adorable
	11:09pm F-berg: and he lives in Brooklyn!
	11:09pm JeffHQ: Hahaha
	11:09pm Matt from Springfield: BOB! That was a wonderful call! :) Maeve's crazy to not take you! :)
	11:09pm Erma Gherd: Shaina, options are chicken sandwiches and Petey Burger? your choice! one and/or the other!
	11:09pm hola-soymilk: Maeve I'll make you ice cream and cheeseburger and bring it to you in bed
	11:09pm F-berg: Bob you sound amazing! Someone needs to marry you STAT if it's not Maeve
	11:10pm F-berg: @Erma, let's do burgers!
	11:10pm steve: hola its time for you to call in!
	11:10pm JeffHQ: Bwahahahahaha
	11:10pm Danne D: Bob you were great :)
	11:11pm Erma Gherd: I just barked at "slow your roll pal."
	11:11pm JeffHQ: Does Littlefield cater?
	11:11pm bobdoesthings: I almost want to call back and revamp my case
	11:12pm F-berg: Call back @bob
	11:12pm Erma Gherd: bet Littlefield allows certain catering in...
	11:12pm Danne D: I still love how the guy from Vietnam has the best connection.
	11:13pm Erma Gherd: right, Danne?
	11:13pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: And the smallest delay too I bet :)
	11:13pm Erma Gherd: where in Vietnam is this cat?
	11:14pm hola-soymilk: Is this guy in danger?
	11:14pm Crumb: so is this one of those paid marriage deals to get to stay in teh country?
	11:16pm Erma Gherd: pho also has hypmotizing qualities.
	11:16pm hola-soymilk: Is this real?! I'm worried for this guy
	11:17pm JeffHQ: Merica.
	11:17pm VealCutlet: I think he's called before. Lives in Ho Chi Minh City and works as a proofreader for English translations of the state news agency
	11:18pm Matt from Springfield: Thailand & Laos--me as well! I didn't go deep into Laos, just into a free trade zone where they don't stamp your passport and you pay the guards in Thai currency to get in.
	11:19pm Matt from Springfield: "Oh! Remember, Cocaine!" (1923), by Irving Berlin.
	11:20pm Matt from Springfield: from "Corr-ick"!! That's how you know Maeve really is! :)
	11:20pm Erma Gherd: I am going to Vietnam next year and have been to Thailand and Cambodia but I also really want to go to Laos.
	11:20pm JeffHQ: Break out a hit.
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: Never masturbate while standing up...amateur! :P
	11:21pm hola-soymilk: No you should masturbate whilst standing
	11:21pm Erma Gherd: oh I am mortified on his behalf.
	11:21pm JeffHQ: Oh man
	11:21pm í ʞ є: Laos is GREAT! Well, except for Vientiane.
	11:22pm hola-soymilk: Oh god help
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: "...you seem like a real catch!" "...file under More Where THAT Came From!" Jimmy creates more and more Erotic Short Stories for Dave as he talks! :D
	11:22pm P-90: Sorry, guys, I think Jimmy might have it clinched
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: @Ike: Luang Prabang is where it's at.
	11:23pm Erma Gherd: my mouth is hanging agape!
	11:24pm VealCutlet: Wow, that Kearney accent is so distinctive
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: A lady who masturbates standing up..THAT would be a catch! :)
	11:24pm Erma Gherd: apparently his thing on Tinder is Celtic Ape rather than putting a tiger in his photo.
	11:25pm Matt from Springfield: @VC: It's a "regular Kearny guy" accent, according to Danne.
	11:26pm JeffHQ: "Overstayed my visa " is the new "call back in 20 mins"
	11:26pm Danne D: LOL
	11:27pm Matt from Springfield: Par-a-noi-er Dan De-stroy-er! Well maybe co-dependent narcissist could work... ;)
	11:27pm Danne D: Damn my back is hurting from the knife in the back, Bob.
	11:28pm hola-soymilk: It's okay danne you're a catch
	11:28pm Danne D: Over hill and over dale
	11:28pm VealCutlet: All's fair in love and over-stayed visas
	11:28pm Matt from Springfield: Orange nylons--good fashion tip!
	11:28pm P-90: our boy bob goes in for the close
	11:28pm hola-soymilk: What war
	11:28pm Danne D: Thx hola :) I bollocks it all up though :( sigh
	11:29pm coelacanth: my teeth were pearly white until i started drinking irish tea every day.
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: The war your grandma calls "The War" ;)
	11:29pm hola-soymilk: That whole orange and nylon thing was still going on in eastern Europe up until recently #nice #cool
	11:29pm coelacanth: Right,Danne D? Cut-Throat!
	11:30pm Danne D: Bob you were supposed to run out the clock there
	11:30pm bobdoesthings: ugh I blew it again
	11:30pm hola-soymilk: Yeah hi maeve I have four cats I'm in the lead now
	11:31pm bobdoesthings: people can see my cat if they click on my profile
	11:31pm P-90: Uh-oh, bob's cat requires a disclaimer...could be a deal-breaker
	11:31pm Danne D: call in Hola!
	11:31pm JeffHQ: The fixer
	11:31pm Danne D: Bob make it best 2 out of 3
	11:31pm coelacanth: too milky. That's not manly!!
	11:31pm hola-soymilk: BOB THAT'S A FOX GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE NOW
	11:32pm steve: i have two cats but i guarantee theyre the most well behaved of anyones
	11:32pm Danne D: I have a degree in statistics! Dammit I know from numbers!
	11:32pm hola-soymilk: No Steve mine are the best
	11:32pm bobdoesthings: @hola hahahaha nah the other image in the profile
	11:33pm Matt from Springfield: @bob: Smug li'l bastard! But, that turntable pic saves you! :) Ha! hola!
	11:33pm steve: i will seriously challenge you to some kind of "cat off" hola.
	11:33pm P-90: Q: Are the Chunkys they're making today really like the Chunkys of yore? Or a pale facsimile...?
	11:33pm hola-soymilk: Yeah hi maeve I too am a total slut let's do this
	11:33pm JeffHQ: Secretary of the Roses
	11:33pm Danne D: I believe the correct answer to "Who Declares War" is the chief of the St. Louis County Police
	11:34pm Danne D: 201-209-9368 Hola
	11:35pm Erma Gherd: chunkys are gross. There, I said it. Fucking raisins.
	11:35pm hola-soymilk: I remember the number bud
	11:35pm bobdoesthings: @shaina - be my ray of hope and root for me! you're my in!
	11:35pm Danne D: @Hola well use it - if you're gonna win Maeve's heart now's the time to call!
	11:35pm VealCutlet: Well my only qualification for Maeve is that I bathe nearly every day...and I never stole a freight train. That ain't cutting it with this competition. Good night folks
	11:35pm coelacanth: you guys are talking about wanking again?! ...incorrigible!
	11:35pm Danne D: lol my qualities are awful
	11:36pm hola-soymilk: I laughed a little too about Doug texting teens
	11:37pm bobdoesthings: I am so tempted to do a round III but I really should not
	11:37pm coelacanth: P-90 -the latter.
	11:37pm hola-soymilk: Too hard jeez louise
	11:38pm Danne D: I'm just glad that dude didn't start singing Danny Boy - I would get flashbacks.
	11:40pm Erma Gherd: Harry's Bar is the greatest expat bar in Paris.
	11:40pm bobdoesthings: good scent.. cool pants.. sweet accent .. she's got it all
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: No Irish Need Propose
	11:43pm bobdoesthings: OF COURSE IT'S BS!
	11:43pm steve: couples paying one person's share of a room in an apt make me sick
	11:44pm Danne D: Yep! Total BS
	11:44pm hola-soymilk: I like living with my bf for free bye
	11:45pm P-90: The roomate who doesn't mention that his girlfriend is going to move in too-- congratulations, you're a real New Yorker now, Maeve!
	11:46pm P-90: p-r-o-p-i-n-q-u-i-t-y
	11:46pm Erma Gherd: the worst. I once came home DRUNK from the bar and my roommate's boyfriend literally, LITERALLY, jumped out of the bathroom to ask me where I had been. I think I woke up the whole building with my scream.
	11:48pm coelacanth: Danne's right. They'd leave soon.
	11:48pm Danne D: Of course I want to be in contention :)
	11:49pm hola-soymilk: Maeve I too have laser eyes let's do this
	11:50pm Erma Gherd: OMG I LOVE DOUG GILLARD. I don't know where he lives now but QUEENS REPRESENT.
	11:50pm steve: Sunnyside is such a great neighborhood
	11:51pm Danne D: Okay Bob, time for the Hail Mary dude, unless Hola calls in to steal your thunder
	11:51pm bobdoesthings: I just want to beat out danne d..
	11:52pm hola-soymilk: I called in I was the pervert (not really)
	11:52pm Danne D: @bob yeah we're like the two cars crashing each other out of the race
	11:52pm coelacanth: sounds like a control freak.
	11:52pm F-berg: @bob I told them you were my pick!
	11:52pm Erma Gherd: have we got enough Queens people here for a Queens meet-up at some point? I AM SO VERY LONELY.
	11:53pm bobdoesthings: in dead air gulch, train wreck valley?
	11:53pm F-berg: I love @danne too, but he called in after @bob and my pick was already made
	11:53pm bobdoesthings: @fberg - thanks! this is huge for me
	11:53pm Danne D: Shaina you need not explain to me :)
	11:54pm Erma Gherd: I LOVE THIS.
	11:55pm P-90: OK Shaina, Last-minute push for bobdoesthings, that goddamn boat is gonna be hard to beat
	11:56pm Matt from Springfield: All participants should return for a new Bravo channel reality series: "Green Card Bride Wars"!
	11:56pm coelacanth: i'm showing up at city hall and calling myself Chris.
	11:56pm steve: you blew it hola, Maeve was yours for the taking
	11:56pm bobdoesthings: @matt - that's a good call
	11:57pm F-berg: I'll push it! See you guys in September!
	11:57pm bobdoesthings: @dave- PRE-RECORD A SHOW and mix it up with a playlist.. it can just be banter and a sweet selection of tracks. - great show! thanks
	11:58pm coelacanth: Thank you Dave Hill and peace go with you all. ciao.
	11:58pm Danne D: Have a good night guys :) thanks for taking my many calls Shaina and Dave :) And thanks for giving me a chance Maeve - if you change your mind please call me back in 20 minutes
	11:58pm Matt from Springfield: Thank you Dave! Shaina! Doug! Maeve! Callers/proposing men! Commenters/listeners/T-shirt pledgers! Have a great night, and a great rest of August!
	11:58pm bobdoesthings: wait did I win or not?! hahaha.. I wanna win!
	11:59pm Danne D: you won in Shaina's book, bob. That sounds like a winner to me.
	11:59pm bobdoesthings: @danne - concurred. alright then. good show. goodnight all
	12:00am Erma Gherd: Bob, I don't think you did, but can I have your apartment?
	7:25am StephenRadford: Listened back to this episode. So funny and Loving the early days of Jimmy and Danne D. Great stuff!

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from August 19, 2014

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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August 19, 2014: It's a reasonably hot August night as Dave chats with Mike Williams from Eyehategod on the phone and welcomes comedian/writer/Irish person Maeve Higgins and musician Doug Gillard in the studio to party super hard. Also, Dave reads some listener mail.

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
Kyuss	Thee Ole Boozeroony "Thee Ole Boozeroony" by "Kyuss"	...And The Circus Leaves Town	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave welcomes you to the show!	"Dave welcomes you to the show!"		0:07:06 (Pop-up)
Johnny Marr	Easy Money "Easy Money" by "Johnny Marr"	Playland	0:16:35 (Pop-up)
Rog and Pip	My Revolution "My Revolution" by "Rog and Pip"	Our Revolution	0:22:07 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave back announces the hot sounds	"Dave back announces the hot sounds"		0:22:27 (Pop-up)
Chico and Buddy	Can You Dig It? "Can You Dig It?" by "Chico and Buddy"	Northern Soul 60's	0:26:10 (Pop-up)
Loretta Lynn	Don't Come a Drinkin'	The Definitive Collection	0:29:35 (Pop-up)
Distant Correspondent	The Goddamn Theme for The Goddamn Dave Hill Show		0:31:03 (Pop-up)
T Rex	Hot Love "Hot Love" by "T Rex"	Electric Warrior	0:47:59 (Pop-up)
EyeHateGod	Quitters Offensive "Quitters Offensive" by "EyeHateGod"	EyeHateGod	0:53:57 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave back announces and talks to Mike Williams from EyeHateGod on the phone			0:56:53 (Pop-up)
Hidden Masters	Nobody Knows That We're Here	Of This & Other Worlds	1:19:03 (Pop-up)
Sonic Ritual	Early Graves "Early Graves" by "Sonic Ritual"		1:22:41 (Pop-up)
Doug Gillard	"Doug Gillard"	Parade On	1:29:10 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave brings Doug Gillard in studio to play the hits			1:29:24 (Pop-up)
Doug Gillard	Ready for Death "Ready for Death" by "Doug Gillard"	Parade On	1:50:22 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave brings Maeve Higgins into the studio to marry her off			2:02:18 (Pop-up)
George Jones	I Could Never Be Ashamed of You
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Listener comments!
	9:03pm JeffHQ: Let's do this.
	9:03pm Marcel M: Lol Dave.... sounds so wack next to their guitars... the tone I mean. not the playing.
	9:04pm JeffHQ: Feel it
	9:04pm bobdoesthings: I was listening to Isaac Hayes the other day and was a little bummed when dave's solos didn't chime in.
	9:07pm JeffHQ: From before. The lore.
	9:08pm P-90: Goddamn Good Evening, Dave, Shaina, and everyone. And Goddamn Rest in Peace Robin Williams, Betty Bacall, and Your Announcer, Don Pardo.
	9:08pm F-berg: Good evening!
	9:09pm JeffHQ: F-berg!
	9:10pm F-berg: I made it!
	9:10pm bobdoesthings: @dave - nah, I'm here.
	9:10pm chad from oregon: Take it slow... I'm not quite ready yet.
	9:12pm JeffHQ: Kick it
	9:13pm P-90: Yes, Kids, it's "Listener Mail" Time!
	9:15pm Noodles: Knock-knock.
	9:15pm JeffHQ: Mix tapes. Sigh
	9:16pm P-90: "Go All the Way": got a copy of that in The Library? Cue that sucker up!
	9:17pm MadameLuke: Hello folks.
	9:19pm Aitch: Been listening to WFMU (from Australia) for a couple of months since EVR died. Great station, love your show Dave, look forward to it.
	9:20pm jon: goddamn i missed the first 20 minutes
	9:23pm JeffHQ: Our Revolution people
	9:24pm Erma Gherd: wait, was there really listener mail?
	9:25pm JeffHQ: I love reading Shainas album notes and faking like I know stuff.
	9:27pm DaveHill: hola!
	9:27pm bobdoesthings: this track is great
	9:28pm JeffHQ: Salutations!
	9:28pm Danne D: Hi Dave and Shaina and everyone :)
	9:29pm Danne D: In case you missed it from the plentiful times Dave said it, the phone number is 201-209-9368 and you should totally call in :)
	9:30pm Aitch: But only in 20 minutes
	9:31pm bobdoesthings: we need topics for call ins
	9:32pm MadameLuke: I'd like to discuss the breaking Almond Butter recall story. Because I honestly ate some about 20 minutes before I saw the CNN report. I'd be interested to see who else is going down with me.
	9:33pm Erma Gherd: I had some yesterday. yikes. Elizabeth, I'm coming to meet you!
	9:34pm MadameLuke: We'll be next to all the unwashed kale victims.
	9:34pm JakeGould: I only eat tacos.
	9:35pm JeffHQ: Danne Destroyer
	9:35pm Matt from Springfield: What in the Goddamn Dave Hill is going on here??! Actually I know, I just thought that would sound great! ;) EVENING Sam Hill...er, Dave Hill! Shaina, guests, callers and everyone!
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: Danne D, I like that guy too! :)
	9:36pm JeffHQ: Uh oh wait for it
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: "Studio K, where we take callers from the Ketamine fans among us..."
	9:37pm Supermeowy: Hi everyone!! Meowy-meowy!!
	9:38pm JeffHQ: Are we going here again?
	9:38pm hola-soymilk: Buenas noches todos~
	9:38pm Matt from Springfield: Not a controversy really, just an unexplained question.
	9:38pm JakeGould: Nachos.
	9:38pm Matt from Springfield: 'noches, hola!
	9:38pm Supermeowy: @Madame Luke, I don't think you were here last week for the kale debacle.
	9:39pm MadameLuke: Hi my new friend @Supermeowy. I love stalking you online. Is that what the kids cal it?
	9:39pm Evan47: Nick Drake is good, but you should check out Jason Molina aka Songs:Ohia
	9:39pm Matt from Springfield: Good idea Jake, I'll take some...
	9:39pm hola-soymilk: Feck kale
	9:39pm JeffHQ: @Matt How's DC
	9:39pm Supermeowy: Hola!!! Hi, sweet thing, you had a rough day!
	9:40pm Supermeowy: Stalking is fine if you're a Dave Hill fan, @Madame Luke!
	9:40pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Going well. The weather's kind of annoying (humid + overcast, as per usual this time of year).
	9:41pm Matt from Springfield: Oat set, brought to you by Quaker.
	9:42pm hola-soymilk: Me rough day? I was okay :)
	9:42pm Supermeowy: Danne!!!
	9:42pm JeffHQ: All good. There's room for sincerity in this lump of coal in my chest.
	9:43pm hola-soymilk: Danne sounds like he has green hair and a surfboard
	9:43pm hola-soymilk: Aw Cam + Danne
	9:44pm Matt from Springfield: Sitting on the surfboard, while playing poker, w/ a Taylor ham bagel nearby...
	9:44pm hola-soymilk: Speaking of Gretzky I almost died on Gretzky parkway at a Tim's
	9:45pm hola-soymilk: And dice for eyes
	9:45pm hola-soymilk: Talk about his hot daughter
	9:45pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: A Tim Hortons?! Good Lord, what an extremely Canadian almost death! What's the story with that?
	9:47pm Matt from Springfield: Rock me Amadeus..no plastic money anymore...
	9:47pm hola-soymilk: It was snowy and I was driving in a parking lot and I didn't notice it ended so I drove over the curb and the car fell but I'm not dead
	9:47pm Danne D: Dave in Vancouver is not on my payroll :)
	9:47pm hola-soymilk: Adios danne
	9:48pm Danne D: Hola Hola :)
	9:48pm Matt from Springfield: Just some phone interference--call back in 20 minutes. Ha, he beat me to it :)
	9:48pm hola-soymilk: Oh hi danne
	9:48pm JeffHQ: Bam
	9:49pm Matt from Springfield: Make it erotic! Make it short! Nice! ;D
	9:49pm bobdoesthings: yay ! erotic short stories are the best.
	9:49pm Danne D: @Hola I bet you have some erotic short stories to share with Dave. Side, note Dave, that's probably the best erotic short story yet :)
	9:49pm Matt from Springfield: Yeah! Throw some Bolan-ese sauce on this show!
	9:49pm Danne D: When is the Hola-Meowy Summit rescheduled for?
	9:49pm Supermeowy: That was an awesome erotic short story!!
	9:50pm bobdoesthings: I still recall the one about the gardner and "mowing the lawn"
	9:50pm herb.nyc: Just tuning in, i left wnyc and Terry Gross. Ooh, she oughta interview Dave! Btw, i did laundry today - it included the Dave tee!
	9:50pm hola-soymilk: You can't just tell an ess and play some t.rex and not expect me to not masturbate furiously
	9:51pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: With the exception of the original ESS, "Man: So do I have an STD? Nurse: Not YET" :D Evening, Danne Destroyer! :)
	9:51pm Supermeowy: I agree, hola! My pants are starting off, dadgummit!!
	9:51pm hola-soymilk: Hola-meowy summit is always happening in here <3 my heart
	9:52pm F-berg: I'm late to the recall convo but I am obsessed with recalled food. I am gonna google the almond butter recall.
	9:53pm hola-soymilk: There's a water bottle recall happening now which I believe is an extension of food recalls basically
	9:53pm Supermeowy: Hola-newly summit will be rescheduled in 20 minutes. ;)
	9:53pm Danne D: thanks for joining in on the call Shaina :) @M_f_S agreed :) I fully expect Hola to get #ESS trending on twitter
	9:54pm bobdoesthings: I have a jar in my fridge.. b/c apparently it's suppose to be refridgerated?! I'm more a peanut butter guy myself.
	9:55pm hola-soymilk: I don't know what Twitter is
	9:55pm Danne D: Didn't get to say so but I am a huge fan of Manziel as quarterback of the Browns. (of course, I'm a Bengals fan) :)
	9:55pm JeffHQ: Always great to see the familiar handles in this chat room. How many people lurk in the sludgy corners in here, I wonder.
	9:55pm Supermeowy: There's also an ESS handle @eroticssdh
	9:55pm F-berg: Water bottles too! Did you hear about the stone fruit recall? What can we eat?
	9:55pm DaveHill: Mike from Eyehategod up next!
	9:56pm bobdoesthings: @Jeff.. I often wonder that myself.. My guess... 8
	9:56pm Danne D: Excellent :) Dave pulling out the power lineup of guests tonight - all GDDHS standards :)
	9:56pm Erma Gherd: here is the almond butter scoop: www.fda.gov... I might make it through this because mine was Whole Paycheck store brand, but I have this weird feeling I may die someday anyway.
	9:56pm JeffHQ: Yes.
	9:58pm Danne D: I don't have to worry about the Almond Butter recall - largely b/c I just neglected sunscreen on my trip to Toronto and burnt myself to a crisp.
	9:58pm jon: allman brothers recalled?
	9:58pm bobdoesthings: @ErmaGod - thanks.. my brand I have was recalled.. you're doing god's work, ermagaheerdd
	9:58pm hola-soymilk: 25.media.tumblr.com...
	9:58pm F-berg: Thanks @Erma. I will check my butters at home.
	9:58pm hola-soymilk: I laughed Jon
	9:58pm coelacanth: Hi Dave Hill & other Goddamn people. What's the show about this evening?
	9:59pm Danne D: @MikeIXWilliams
	9:59pm hola-soymilk: @coelacanth being horned up mostly
	9:59pm Danne D: @Coelacanth :) I'd say the show is awaiting your topic suggestion :)
	9:59pm coelacanth: uh oh. Almond butter?
	10:01pm Erma Gherd: yikes, @bobdoesthings, did you eat any of it? are you feeling ok?
	10:01pm VealCutlet: I hate it when the stuff that's good for you can kill you
	10:01pm coelacanth: ...oh yes...masterbating furiously for t rex. i approve.
	10:02pm Danne D: maybe this will be the week Hola calls in :)
	10:03pm JeffHQ: Whens the tour pick back up
	10:03pm bobdoesthings: @erma - I'll live.
	10:03pm Supermeowy: Wait, where did @Davehill say he's going?????
	10:03pm Danne D: good we need you bob :)
	10:03pm hola-soymilk: @danne no I'm good but thank you
	10:04pm hola-soymilk: SLEEP
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Whoa
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Thats a lineup on a show
	10:04pm bobdoesthings: OH DAMN.. I just remembered I still havent heard the new Sleep track
	10:04pm Danne D: @Supermeowy Austin - here: housecorehorrorfilmfestival.com
	10:05pm bobdoesthings: New Sleep track for those interested: soundcloud.com...
	10:06pm coelacanth: Danne D i'll start thinking. I haven't been thinking,but i'll start now. maybe i'll come up with something. ...first i have to look into this almond butter thing.
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Hes a cool cat. They go back.
	10:07pm Danne D: people are just dying to have Mike do his funeral
	10:07pm JeffHQ: Not in this show, nothing too morbid
	10:07pm Danne D: 2014 Dave Hill Marathon Premium: Mike Williams performs your funeral
	10:08pm bobdoesthings: buh duhm chhhheh
	10:08pm bobdoesthings: @danne - only catch... you gotta die this year
	10:08pm Supermeowy: OHMIGAAWD!!! I live in Austin!!! Y'all come visit!! Hill-Meowy summit??? @davehill will you sign your book a 3rd time???
	10:09pm JeffHQ: Discount on printer toner?
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: Scientology: "Going Clear" once your Check Clears
	10:09pm Danne D: Yeah bob, that joke was from the crypt And yeah, there's an expiration date on your expiration Re: seen a show on scientology, at least in terms of celebrities it's all about flattering/pumping up the ego of the celebrity
	10:10pm Matt from Springfield: I found a book buried in upstate NY. It said: Listen to Dave Hill!!!
	10:10pm Danne D: That's true - basically stated as a tax dodge as I understand it
	10:10pm Chris M.: big ups Mike IX we have to get in touch again!
	10:10pm bobdoesthings: your puns are to die for.
	10:11pm JeffHQ: Roadside assistance?
	10:11pm Erma Gherd: hahaha, @Matt. Great googly moogly!
	10:11pm hola-soymilk: I hear John Popper is a scientologist
	10:12pm coelacanth: i definitely ate one of those trader ho's almond butters. ...maybe that's why i'm sick.
	10:12pm Danne D: I can't wait until John Popper googles his name and see this comments board come up and then he reads it. Odds are about 80% this really happens.
	10:13pm Erma Gherd: Ruh roh @coelacanth.
	10:13pm Danne D: :( Coelacanth On the plus side, Mike can perform the service for you
	10:14pm JeffHQ: Is there a 7-11/gas station walkable? Live off beef jerky in zombie apoc
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: "It's your funeral..."
	10:15pm Danne D: I wonder if these guys know Hola
	10:15pm Erma Gherd: is it just me or does Dave have a HOT MIC? This is not an innuendo, it's all crackly on the streaming webcast.
	10:16pm JeffHQ: The ol' snake in the coop again.
	10:17pm Danne D: I hear what you mean Erma. Chris M you're a real live DJ - what do you think?
	10:17pm JeffHQ: Thanks for checkin dudes
	10:17pm Erma Gherd: I'm not on my regular computer, I am babysitting, but crackalacka.
	10:19pm Chris M.: @Danne D: Dave's got a hot mic sometimes. he's got some distortion happening. even as charming as he is, there is a small level prob.
	10:20pm JeffHQ: @erma webcast kept cutting out for me too tonight...listening on phone app now w slight seconds of delay
	10:20pm Danne D: Thx Chris :) Erma knows things :)
	10:21pm MadameLuke: I'm definitely using this salmonella poisoning as an excuse to lay around in sweat pants. On the couch. Over there...
	10:22pm DaveHill: i gotta back off the mic a bit. the mic holder is busted and keeps falling in my face. yikes!
	10:22pm JeffHQ: Let's skate
	10:22pm Erma Gherd: I know NUSSINK, but Chris clearly does! MadameLuke, you are cracking me up. I hope you aren't really poisoned.
	10:24pm MadameLuke: I hope so, too. Probably not. I'm holding out for something sexier (i.e. no barfing or shitting). Like terminal ennui.
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: Good hardcore sound from Sonic Ritual!
	10:24pm Erma Gherd: no malice, Dave, it's only occasional. Can you swap out the mike holder?
	10:25pm MadameLuke: Something more Gorey that maybe requires a fainting couch.
	10:25pm Danne D: One of the great things about FMU - you hear songs from bands/genres you're not generally into and you have someone like Dave play you the best stuff and give you an appreciation.
	10:25pm Supermeowy: I'd hold the Mic for you Dave.
	10:26pm Chris M.: @DaveHill you've got this man. i believe in you
	10:26pm bobdoesthings: @danne d - you're on the payroll too huh?
	10:26pm Erma Gherd: I have a case of terminal ennui and also a smidge of existential solitude, but I don't think it was caused by the almond butter.
	10:27pm Danne D: Link to the great show that Chris M does for those folks who haven't been fortunate enough to check it out yet: www.wfmu.org...
	10:27pm Supermeowy: @ermagherd we all know it was the kale.
	10:27pm bobdoesthings: @erma - too much sartre in your diet
	10:28pm Danne D: be sure to check him out b/w episodes of the Goddamn Dave Hill Show
	10:28pm Danne D: @bob - nopers not on the payroll at all, just love the station
	10:28pm bobdoesthings: geeeeeesuzzzzzz
	10:29pm coelacanth: a psychic once told me there will be bizarre circumstances involved in my death. Salmonella's not bizarre enough. I'm not worried.
	10:29pm Crumb: shaina's corner tonight?
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Damn you kale, nothing good comes from you! YOU should be the one recalled!!!!!!
	10:31pm JeffHQ: "Yes". (Derives from Mike Judge in my mind.)
	10:32pm coelacanth: MadameLuke Are you ill? i didn't browse up the comment board that far.
	10:32pm hola-soymilk: Or maybe Dave just wants to play some Yes?
	10:32pm Erma Gherd: I am harring at too much Sartre parce que I was a Fronsh major. I don't think I've had any kale this week either, so. Vous avez raison! Really enjoy Doug Gillard just as a rule.
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: Nice jangly 80s sound, it's like NZ's Flying Nun!
	10:33pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: Yes, Yes is correct. @Erma: Good rule. I agree!
	10:33pm Supermeowy: @ermagherd vous parlez or francais???
	10:33pm Danne D: So good
	10:34pm coelacanth: [heart of the sunrise]
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Song for Dave
	10:36pm bobdoesthings: wait so... if my almond butter is recalled.. do I get my $10 bucks back from anyone?! Or am I just screwed out of the 10 freaking dollars this jar costs...
	10:36pm Erma Gherd: speaking of Yes, where is Cameron tonight? supermeowy, j'ai parle francais couramment il y a trop longtemps. Je me debrouille assez facilement mais j'ai beaucoup perdu. Ca revient mais... yeah. I don't have the accents on this computer.
	10:37pm coelacanth: is there a kale recall too? What else? ...maybe i should listen to a news program once/month or so.
	10:37pm F-berg: @Crumb: I was on giggling a little earlier.
	10:37pm Crumb: does anyone know of any good burger toppings? aside from kale
	10:38pm bobdoesthings: @crumb - melted cheddar and bacon. there is no other correct answer.
	10:38pm JeffHQ: That was great impress
	10:38pm fleep: A steak.
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: "Musical guest: The Ramones! And your latest new resident of the afterlife: Misterrrrr...DON! PARDO!"
	10:39pm Danne D: Yeah Shaina was on with the first 2 of us lucky callers :)
	10:39pm Erma Gherd: @bob, you can get a replacement jar - I think you just call them and they replace it. @coelacanth - I think we are all just rehashing The Great Kale Debate from last week, don't think there is a recall?!? someone correct me before I go out and poison myself agayne!
	10:39pm Crumb: @F-berg. I can't beleive i tuned in too late. i'll have to enjoy it at work tomorrow.
	10:40pm Crumb: and if anyone at work asks if you're the lady from some show about burgers i'm gonna throw a hissy fit and punch some throats
	10:40pm Erma Gherd: also @Danne - thanks for the Chris M tip.
	10:40pm JeffHQ: Cookh w gas
	10:40pm Supermeowy: Doug's sound is really sweet. @ermagherd je parle mais j'ecris tres mal.
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: Phil Hartman could do an impression of Don along side him during his "monologue"! :)
	10:41pm Danne D: no prob Erma :)
	10:41pm Erma Gherd: is anyone going to the Beauty and Truth thing with Doug Gillard? It sounds so cool but I think I'd have to show up late. It's either Union Hall or Bell House, can't remember offhand.
	10:42pm F-berg: @Crumb: bacon is good on burgers. Here's my dream: to find a place I can go get a thin burger with delicious toppings and amazing thin fries and I can enjoy it outdoors so I can bring my dog.
	10:42pm coelacanth: Erma Thanks. my kale comes from my own garden,but i was curious. i've missed a few weeks.
	10:42pm Danne D: @Erma: www.unionhallny.com...
	10:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Shaina: You like thin over thick foods? Is it the nice outside crunch when thin foods are cooked?
	10:43pm JeffHQ: Union Hall books great shows...;-)
	10:44pm Crumb: what is this whole "bacon" thing everyone is talking it up about?
	10:44pm F-berg: Not always, but I do love a thin burger. I will eat fries however they come but right now I am craving thin fries.
	10:44pm Erma Gherd: ah yes, I knew it was the BK but I'll be on the UWS till 7:30pm so would be late. Love those venues. Shaina, you have described the perfect dining food/place!
	10:44pm Danne D: :) wow going back for this one :)
	10:44pm F-berg: @Matt, yes I like a crunch!
	10:44pm JeffHQ: Hey now
	10:44pm Matt from Springfield: @Crumb: Do you have a higher-pitched voice? It may remind people of Kristen Schaal on "Bob's Burgers"--who as it's been pointed out, also sounds like WFMU's own Frangry of "Shut Up Weirdo".
	10:45pm hola-soymilk: Lots of French going on in here je l'aime
	10:45pm bobdoesthings: wee wee
	10:45pm Chris M.: nice show tonight!
	10:46pm Matt from Springfield: @Shaina: Here's to finding some great julienned fries then! :)
	10:47pm Supermeowy: Le cornichon est mauve est dance le tango :)
	10:47pm Crumb: @Matt. I don't. but some of the mooks i work with have poked their dimwitted noggins into my office when i've been enjoying a gddhs rerun and asked if it was some cartoon character lady. i told them to go jump in a lake
	10:47pm coelacanth: i like a thin-ish veggieburger with thin tomato & thick onion & avocado on a thin bun...with thin,greasy,salty,peppery,crispy fries. there. There are places in my town where one can get & eat these things outside with a dog. ...alas,i don't have a dog.
	10:48pm JeffHQ: Crowd pleased
	10:48pm Crumb: i like a nice crispy crinkle cut fry
	10:48pm Erma Gherd: haha! Shaina, if you find yourself in LIC or Astoria, I will buy you a combo at Petey's - closest thing to In-n-Out I have seen in NYC! www.peteysburger.com
	10:49pm bobdoesthings: or shake shack!
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Crumb: NO interruptions of WFMU! It's bad enough with work getting in the way of it at work--other "mooks" interrupting to ask dumb questions is just plain DUMB!
	10:50pm VealCutlet: @Erma thx for the tip w/Petey's. Will check that out tomorrow, then have in/out on Thursday
	10:50pm Erma Gherd: I don't like Shake Shack that much, but I know I'm in the minority.
	10:50pm F-berg: I will come to LIC for a good thin burger!
	10:51pm JeffHQ: @Erma For the record,theres a Shake Shack now open near Union Hall.
	10:51pm Erma Gherd: I am super jelly VealCutlet! I am going to Phoenix in October and one mandatory "tourist attraction" for me is In-in-Out.
	10:51pm Supermeowy: I'm so sleepy! Must sleep. Bonne nuits, les ami et amies!
	10:51pm bobdoesthings: @erma and jeff..OH yeah they're spreading out for sure
	10:52pm Crumb: i always hated going to a bbq and having someone hand me a giant slab of some ground beef on a bun that i couldn't get into my mouth and then had to chew relentlessly to swallow. when it comes to burgers, thin is in
	10:52pm bobdoesthings: arne they on west coast now too?
	10:52pm VealCutlet: Landing in San Diego at noon, pick up rental car, stop at in-n-out
	10:52pm Erma Gherd: Dors bien, Supermeowy!
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: Peace out Supermeowy!
	10:54pm Erma Gherd: this new Doug Gillard album is EMINENTLY LISTENABLE. I like this song a lot.
	10:54pm bobdoesthings: @crumb - agreed. burgers should be 1 inch max.. anything too thick and it's not balanced
	10:54pm hola-soymilk: Night meowy!
	10:54pm F-berg: I just really wanna be able to finish every bite and enjoy all the sauces and pickles, thus the thin patty.
	10:55pm JeffHQ: @vealcutlet Always hit in n out within 2 hours after pick up rental in LA
	10:55pm Crumb: THE PICKLE!!
	10:56pm Erma Gherd: Pickles are the best!
	10:56pm VealCutlet: Jeff, it's kind of like looking at the NYC skyline - first thing you do when you get there
	10:56pm F-berg: The pickle is important!
	10:56pm Layet: Hey this Doug guy's awesome! Thanks for playing him!
	10:56pm JeffHQ: Maeve, help him out
	10:56pm F-berg: Doug is the best.
	10:57pm Crumb: i love the pickle. there's this place that serves a falafel wrap that contains falafel, hummus, french fries, lettuce, tomatoe, and a pickle slice. the pickle slice is what does it. perfection.
	10:57pm Matt from Springfield: That was a nice chord, lot of stretching--but worth it! (It reminds me of a terrific riff from Todd Rundgren's "Couldn't I Just Tell You")
	10:57pm JeffHQ: Doug rocks
	10:57pm Danne D: Maeve is wonderful :)
	10:58pm F-berg: Where do I go for that @Crumb?
	10:58pm Danne D: bye Meowy :)
	10:59pm JeffHQ: New here
	10:59pm bobdoesthings: I will marry Maeve if need be. I'm quite the catch
	10:59pm Crumb: it's in montclair nj at a little place called Falafel hut. right next door to the god damn best california burrito from Tingas. it's a bourgeois town. but i suffer it for the deliciousness of the falafel wrap.
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Will she dine at Shake Shack?
	11:00pm Crumb: @Shaina. if i am ever booked, i shall bring you one.
	11:00pm Matt from Springfield: Irish comedian marrying radio show host for American citizenship! It's like a live Three's Company episode before your ears! :)
	11:00pm Danne D: @Dave I have a dental appointment at 3 tomorrow but I can do the wedding after that
	11:00pm F-berg: Oh man all of this food sounds amazing to me.
	11:00pm Erma Gherd: Yes, I want to get in on that too @Crumb. I do not have a car though! Shaina, you are cordially invited anytime to have thin Petey Burgers in LIC! My treat!
	11:00pm hola-soymilk: I'll marry you because your voice is cute
	11:01pm F-berg: @Crumb and @Erma I can't wait for these food dates!
	11:01pm Danne D: This is Dave's most popular topic ever.
	11:01pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: No wedding speeches after novocaine! ;)
	11:01pm F-berg: Hola should I tell them you wanna marry Maeve too?
	11:01pm Danne D: @Matt naah just getting a crown finished - no novocaine
	11:02pm Danne D: @Hola what are the marriage laws in Illinois?
	11:02pm marc: Brendan can call back in 20 minutes.
	11:03pm í ʞ є: Errr... does she have nice big... eyes?
	11:03pm JeffHQ: Gold exchange rate?
	11:03pm Erma Gherd: oh she cut out before that! what did Brendan do before the drive from W. Virginia?
	11:03pm Eric: Maybe he has the heart of a kind monster.
	11:03pm hola-soymilk: Danne: the law is I can marry Maeve because she seems perf
	11:04pm JeffHQ: Maeve Maeve Maeve...
	11:04pm Danne D: Dang I shoulda waited later to call in :(
	11:04pm Danne D: BOB!
	11:05pm Erma Gherd: She's adorable, I can't even. Call in in 20 minutes Danne!
	11:05pm Crumb: @F-berg, i'll bring some falafel wrap on down one night. i only ask for a group photo from in front of each of the velvet paintings
	11:06pm steve: cheese break, great idea. this woman has everything.
	11:06pm Matt from Springfield: An American husband combined w/ a college roomie experience! Go for him!
	11:07pm bobdoesthings: I dont think she loves me...
	11:07pm F-berg: @Crumb that sounds like an awesome deal!
	11:07pm Danne D: I used to run a trivia night at an Irish Pub if that impresses Maeve :)
	11:07pm herb.nyc: Maybe show Maeve the Boy Friend Applications that Keili has.
	11:07pm DaveHill: She loves you, Bob!
	11:07pm hola-soymilk: Next marathon prize: American visa
	11:08pm coelacanth: this guy sounds like a lot of fun.
	11:08pm JeffHQ: Huh
	11:08pm P-90: Our own bobdoesthings steps up! Turntable: check Dartboard: check Large bed: check "...thanks for calling, rob..."
	11:08pm Matt from Springfield: I'll take ice cream in my cheeseburger too..
	11:09pm bobdoesthings: I forgot to mention all my good qualities.. and my cat is adorable
	11:09pm F-berg: and he lives in Brooklyn!
	11:09pm JeffHQ: Hahaha
	11:09pm Matt from Springfield: BOB! That was a wonderful call! :) Maeve's crazy to not take you! :)
	11:09pm Erma Gherd: Shaina, options are chicken sandwiches and Petey Burger? your choice! one and/or the other!
	11:09pm hola-soymilk: Maeve I'll make you ice cream and cheeseburger and bring it to you in bed
	11:09pm F-berg: Bob you sound amazing! Someone needs to marry you STAT if it's not Maeve
	11:10pm F-berg: @Erma, let's do burgers!
	11:10pm steve: hola its time for you to call in!
	11:10pm JeffHQ: Bwahahahahaha
	11:10pm Danne D: Bob you were great :)
	11:11pm Erma Gherd: I just barked at "slow your roll pal."
	11:11pm JeffHQ: Does Littlefield cater?
	11:11pm bobdoesthings: I almost want to call back and revamp my case
	11:12pm F-berg: Call back @bob
	11:12pm Erma Gherd: bet Littlefield allows certain catering in...
	11:12pm Danne D: I still love how the guy from Vietnam has the best connection.
	11:13pm Erma Gherd: right, Danne?
	11:13pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: And the smallest delay too I bet :)
	11:13pm Erma Gherd: where in Vietnam is this cat?
	11:14pm hola-soymilk: Is this guy in danger?
	11:14pm Crumb: so is this one of those paid marriage deals to get to stay in teh country?
	11:16pm Erma Gherd: pho also has hypmotizing qualities.
	11:16pm hola-soymilk: Is this real?! I'm worried for this guy
	11:17pm JeffHQ: Merica.
	11:17pm VealCutlet: I think he's called before. Lives in Ho Chi Minh City and works as a proofreader for English translations of the state news agency
	11:18pm Matt from Springfield: Thailand & Laos--me as well! I didn't go deep into Laos, just into a free trade zone where they don't stamp your passport and you pay the guards in Thai currency to get in.
	11:19pm Matt from Springfield: "Oh! Remember, Cocaine!" (1923), by Irving Berlin.
	11:20pm Matt from Springfield: from "Corr-ick"!! That's how you know Maeve really is! :)
	11:20pm Erma Gherd: I am going to Vietnam next year and have been to Thailand and Cambodia but I also really want to go to Laos.
	11:20pm JeffHQ: Break out a hit.
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: Never masturbate while standing up...amateur! :P
	11:21pm hola-soymilk: No you should masturbate whilst standing
	11:21pm Erma Gherd: oh I am mortified on his behalf.
	11:21pm JeffHQ: Oh man
	11:21pm í ʞ є: Laos is GREAT! Well, except for Vientiane.
	11:22pm hola-soymilk: Oh god help
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: "...you seem like a real catch!" "...file under More Where THAT Came From!" Jimmy creates more and more Erotic Short Stories for Dave as he talks! :D
	11:22pm P-90: Sorry, guys, I think Jimmy might have it clinched
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: @Ike: Luang Prabang is where it's at.
	11:23pm Erma Gherd: my mouth is hanging agape!
	11:24pm VealCutlet: Wow, that Kearney accent is so distinctive
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: A lady who masturbates standing up..THAT would be a catch! :)
	11:24pm Erma Gherd: apparently his thing on Tinder is Celtic Ape rather than putting a tiger in his photo.
	11:25pm Matt from Springfield: @VC: It's a "regular Kearny guy" accent, according to Danne.
	11:26pm JeffHQ: "Overstayed my visa " is the new "call back in 20 mins"
	11:26pm Danne D: LOL
	11:27pm Matt from Springfield: Par-a-noi-er Dan De-stroy-er! Well maybe co-dependent narcissist could work... ;)
	11:27pm Danne D: Damn my back is hurting from the knife in the back, Bob.
	11:28pm hola-soymilk: It's okay danne you're a catch
	11:28pm Danne D: Over hill and over dale
	11:28pm VealCutlet: All's fair in love and over-stayed visas
	11:28pm Matt from Springfield: Orange nylons--good fashion tip!
	11:28pm P-90: our boy bob goes in for the close
	11:28pm hola-soymilk: What war
	11:28pm Danne D: Thx hola :) I bollocks it all up though :( sigh
	11:29pm coelacanth: my teeth were pearly white until i started drinking irish tea every day.
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: The war your grandma calls "The War" ;)
	11:29pm hola-soymilk: That whole orange and nylon thing was still going on in eastern Europe up until recently #nice #cool
	11:29pm coelacanth: Right,Danne D? Cut-Throat!
	11:30pm Danne D: Bob you were supposed to run out the clock there
	11:30pm bobdoesthings: ugh I blew it again
	11:30pm hola-soymilk: Yeah hi maeve I have four cats I'm in the lead now
	11:31pm bobdoesthings: people can see my cat if they click on my profile
	11:31pm P-90: Uh-oh, bob's cat requires a disclaimer...could be a deal-breaker
	11:31pm Danne D: call in Hola!
	11:31pm JeffHQ: The fixer
	11:31pm Danne D: Bob make it best 2 out of 3
	11:31pm coelacanth: too milky. That's not manly!!
	11:31pm hola-soymilk: BOB THAT'S A FOX GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE NOW
	11:32pm steve: i have two cats but i guarantee theyre the most well behaved of anyones
	11:32pm Danne D: I have a degree in statistics! Dammit I know from numbers!
	11:32pm hola-soymilk: No Steve mine are the best
	11:32pm bobdoesthings: @hola hahahaha nah the other image in the profile
	11:33pm Matt from Springfield: @bob: Smug li'l bastard! But, that turntable pic saves you! :) Ha! hola!
	11:33pm steve: i will seriously challenge you to some kind of "cat off" hola.
	11:33pm P-90: Q: Are the Chunkys they're making today really like the Chunkys of yore? Or a pale facsimile...?
	11:33pm hola-soymilk: Yeah hi maeve I too am a total slut let's do this
	11:33pm JeffHQ: Secretary of the Roses
	11:33pm Danne D: I believe the correct answer to "Who Declares War" is the chief of the St. Louis County Police
	11:34pm Danne D: 201-209-9368 Hola
	11:35pm Erma Gherd: chunkys are gross. There, I said it. Fucking raisins.
	11:35pm hola-soymilk: I remember the number bud
	11:35pm bobdoesthings: @shaina - be my ray of hope and root for me! you're my in!
	11:35pm Danne D: @Hola well use it - if you're gonna win Maeve's heart now's the time to call!
	11:35pm VealCutlet: Well my only qualification for Maeve is that I bathe nearly every day...and I never stole a freight train. That ain't cutting it with this competition. Good night folks
	11:35pm coelacanth: you guys are talking about wanking again?! ...incorrigible!
	11:35pm Danne D: lol my qualities are awful
	11:36pm hola-soymilk: I laughed a little too about Doug texting teens
	11:37pm bobdoesthings: I am so tempted to do a round III but I really should not
	11:37pm coelacanth: P-90 -the latter.
	11:37pm hola-soymilk: Too hard jeez louise
	11:38pm Danne D: I'm just glad that dude didn't start singing Danny Boy - I would get flashbacks.
	11:40pm Erma Gherd: Harry's Bar is the greatest expat bar in Paris.
	11:40pm bobdoesthings: good scent.. cool pants.. sweet accent .. she's got it all
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: No Irish Need Propose
	11:43pm bobdoesthings: OF COURSE IT'S BS!
	11:43pm steve: couples paying one person's share of a room in an apt make me sick
	11:44pm Danne D: Yep! Total BS
	11:44pm hola-soymilk: I like living with my bf for free bye
	11:45pm P-90: The roomate who doesn't mention that his girlfriend is going to move in too-- congratulations, you're a real New Yorker now, Maeve!
	11:46pm P-90: p-r-o-p-i-n-q-u-i-t-y
	11:46pm Erma Gherd: the worst. I once came home DRUNK from the bar and my roommate's boyfriend literally, LITERALLY, jumped out of the bathroom to ask me where I had been. I think I woke up the whole building with my scream.
	11:48pm coelacanth: Danne's right. They'd leave soon.
	11:48pm Danne D: Of course I want to be in contention :)
	11:49pm hola-soymilk: Maeve I too have laser eyes let's do this
	11:50pm Erma Gherd: OMG I LOVE DOUG GILLARD. I don't know where he lives now but QUEENS REPRESENT.
	11:50pm steve: Sunnyside is such a great neighborhood
	11:51pm Danne D: Okay Bob, time for the Hail Mary dude, unless Hola calls in to steal your thunder
	11:51pm bobdoesthings: I just want to beat out danne d..
	11:52pm hola-soymilk: I called in I was the pervert (not really)
	11:52pm Danne D: @bob yeah we're like the two cars crashing each other out of the race
	11:52pm coelacanth: sounds like a control freak.
	11:52pm F-berg: @bob I told them you were my pick!
	11:52pm Erma Gherd: have we got enough Queens people here for a Queens meet-up at some point? I AM SO VERY LONELY.
	11:53pm bobdoesthings: in dead air gulch, train wreck valley?
	11:53pm F-berg: I love @danne too, but he called in after @bob and my pick was already made
	11:53pm bobdoesthings: @fberg - thanks! this is huge for me
	11:53pm Danne D: Shaina you need not explain to me :)
	11:54pm Erma Gherd: I LOVE THIS.
	11:55pm P-90: OK Shaina, Last-minute push for bobdoesthings, that goddamn boat is gonna be hard to beat
	11:56pm Matt from Springfield: All participants should return for a new Bravo channel reality series: "Green Card Bride Wars"!
	11:56pm coelacanth: i'm showing up at city hall and calling myself Chris.
	11:56pm steve: you blew it hola, Maeve was yours for the taking
	11:56pm bobdoesthings: @matt - that's a good call
	11:57pm F-berg: I'll push it! See you guys in September!
	11:57pm bobdoesthings: @dave- PRE-RECORD A SHOW and mix it up with a playlist.. it can just be banter and a sweet selection of tracks. - great show! thanks
	11:58pm coelacanth: Thank you Dave Hill and peace go with you all. ciao.
	11:58pm Danne D: Have a good night guys :) thanks for taking my many calls Shaina and Dave :) And thanks for giving me a chance Maeve - if you change your mind please call me back in 20 minutes
	11:58pm Matt from Springfield: Thank you Dave! Shaina! Doug! Maeve! Callers/proposing men! Commenters/listeners/T-shirt pledgers! Have a great night, and a great rest of August!
	11:58pm bobdoesthings: wait did I win or not?! hahaha.. I wanna win!
	11:59pm Danne D: you won in Shaina's book, bob. That sounds like a winner to me.
	11:59pm bobdoesthings: @danne - concurred. alright then. good show. goodnight all
	12:00am Erma Gherd: Bob, I don't think you did, but can I have your apartment?
	7:25am StephenRadford: Listened back to this episode. So funny and Loving the early days of Jimmy and Danne D. Great stuff!

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from August 19, 2014

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