That June 29 2016 Programme: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 6:40am -Ken:

Morning folks!

♥ 6:44am People Like Us:

gooood morrrrrnnning

♥ 6:45am People Like Us:

I trust you'll be playing some apocalyptic music today

♥ 6:45am People Like Us:

with some Pooeyflute of course

♥ 6:53am -Ken:

What movie is that top image from Vicki?

♥ 6:53am maestroso:

Morning Ken, morning Vicki.

♥ 6:54am People Like Us:

Possibly Independence Day 2?

♥ 6:55am People Like Us:

I've not seen it yet, and don't have the footage so it's something new

♥ 6:59am People Like Us:

it could be London has Fallen though

7:18am Losermom:

Cephalopods. My favorite!

7:18am Losermom:

Nice!! Love the new pop up window for comments.

♥ 7:19am -Ken:

Yes, thanks to Kenzo for that new popup window.. it prevents the main page from reloading which is never good when there is a video playing over there.

7:25am fϾfϾ ):

Good morning, Ken, PLU, Losermom, maestroso!

I'm in a declined apathetic state after last week's Brexit triumph. Please play the happiest chords to cheer us up.

♥ 7:40am AnAnonymousParty:

GM, hope to be able to catch most of the show for a change after my 10 day exile in Fl.

8:18am Losermom:

Yeah, Brexit mess. Not sure what to think about that. This is my last political post of the day.

♥ 8:28am -Ken:

There is no happier music in the entire world than ShittyFlute.

8:30am Wild Neil:

Brexit is about anti-globalist nationalism. The EU was supposed to prevent another European war. Its turned into a morass of centralized un-elected beureaucrats run amok. Globalism run amok. Now the media is telling you the sky is falling because the UK left. The Queen of England was caught on-mic saying there would be a European war if England did not leave, or because of this coming war it SHOULD leave. The people of the UK did not want an unfettered influx of mainly male "refugees" who were war fighting age entering their country.

♥ 8:31am -Ken:

Shut up, Neil.

8:33am sphere:

um, good morning.

8:33am Michael:

Let's hear Boris Johnson sing Ode to Joy. And thank you Ken.

8:37am sphere:

evidently, they are expanding the Tetris movie into a trilogy because it is "too big" to fit in a single film:

www.theguardian.com...

♥ 8:40am Marcel M:

G'morning Ken and friends.

♥ 8:44am -Ken:

Hi Marcel!

♥ 8:45am -Ken:

Michael, are there any tracks of Boris Johnson singing online? If his voice is half as good as his hair, they will be worth playing

8:52am Michael:

Only snippets - I had hoped for something longer. He does seem the type that would do a PoP album.

♥ 8:53am groucho:

Morning!

♥ 8:54am groucho:

Cassetteboy nailed Boris www.youtube.com...

♥ 8:55am People Like Us:

please no more Brexit comments!

8:56am fϾfϾ (:

Please let's talk about less contentious matters like the fact God doesn't exist!

♥ 8:57am People Like Us:

Shittyflute and apocalypse = yes yes yes

8:57am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

So much pre-show action!

♥ 8:58am groucho:

pooeyflute

♥ 9:01am People Like Us:

and that

9:02am mauri:

as delicious as taiwanese oolong tea.

9:09am spidermank:

oooh now I'm headcharged, cheers Ken I needed that. "pooeyflute" haha I just got here wot is a poeyflute

9:10am blacula420:

hail ken frens

♥ 9:11am People Like Us:

perfect music

♥ 9:11am -Ken:

Pooeyflute does not exist spidermark. But Shittyflute is an exciting new global movement of people who cannot play recorders worth shit embellishing popular favorites with their joyful inabilities. And it's coming right up.. Hi Blacula!

♥ 9:12am People Like Us:

don't believe Ken, pooeyflute does exist

♥ 9:12am People Like Us:

...now

♥ 9:13am melinda:

Morning Ken & folks. Nice tunes.

9:13am spidermank:

Is it an officially registered torture ?

9:15am Okasa:

Good morning Ken, Kensters, and Kenettes.

9:18am blacula420:

this clothesline revival is a jaaaaam

9:19am Okasa:

I for one am looking forward to hearing that hot Shittyflute sound that is all the rage with the young kids these days.

9:19am NotarealDoctor:

Ken, 5 stars for your choice in GIFs (or GIFs if you prefer to pronounce it that way). You have my coworker and I mesmerized here at work instead of, you know, working.

♥ 9:23am Roberto:

I know right?? Never watched the show but your recaps were the highlight of my week.

9:23am cory:

omg, they canceled vinyl? IT'S THE PURGE!!!!

9:24am Polyus:

We will never get to see that guy discover grunge now!

9:25am Okasa:

Turn around, Scheiße Flöte!

9:25am spidermank:

mein got in himmel . das ist schimmel

♥ 9:25am Marcel M:

Sweeeet

♥ 9:25am melinda:

This song was so in need of shittyfluting.Much better.

♥ 9:25am People Like Us:

oh what is that lovely sound?

♥ 9:26am Marcel M:

Hahhahah... that chorus. Love how its clipping like all hell.

9:26am cee:

really needed to hear some shittyflute today.

9:26am thedunkel:

thank you ken, thank you

♥ 9:26am Andrew Waterloo:

It's all about the dedication, n'est pas?

9:26am Jeffy Jazz:

The 80s hit was actually a cover of THIS.

9:26am fϾfϾ (:

I read somewhere ShittyHarmonica is bound to replace Shittyflute by the end of the year.

♥ 9:26am People Like Us:

nice bit of unison there

9:27am Kat in Chicago:

Glorious

♥ 9:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

When the pooeyflute national anthem comes out, it's going to rival Flea's rendition.

♥ 9:27am -Ken:

Yeah, shit I need a non-distorted version of this... stupid youtube to MP3 converter doesn't know squat compression..

♥ 9:28am People Like Us:

I'm still waiting for listeners to do their own versions and send in

9:28am Mayda, age 10:

This is giving me a headache! Someone shoot me@

♥ 9:28am Sem Chumbo:

Perfect second marriage reception band.

9:29am thedunkel:

Do these guys do bar mitzvahs?

♥ 9:29am Andrew Waterloo:

I'm sure this would set my daughter over the top.

♥ 9:29am People Like Us:

yes, including the surgery

9:29am John:

This is making the dig bark.

9:30am fϾfϾ (:

At least is not ShittyVuvuzela

9:30am spidermank:

Wow , I am now a convert , thanks for turning me on to poeyflute. I wish england were still in the football comp thing, just coz I would love to hear the whole pooeyflute orchestra turn up and do it live over the national anthem

♥ 9:30am Roberto:

Moar shittyflute!

♥ 9:30am Marcel M:

I used to walk a dog who howled when you played harmonica. RIP OPA.

♥ 9:30am AnAnonymousParty:

This makes me dizzy.

9:31am Okasa:

To me it sounded like a Shittyflute / Shittysax duet? More info please?

♥ 9:31am Marcel M:

Love this Bowie fatman track.

♥ 9:31am People Like Us:

recorders at football matches would be great

9:31am NotarealDoctor:

Yes. I will do this the next time I go to a football game.

♥ 9:32am People Like Us:

yayyyy, yodel

9:33am fϾfϾ (:

ERIKA'S ALPTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM!

♥ 9:33am Sean from Bridgeport:

I know, Cory. The cancelation of Vinyl really bummed me out as Ken's recaps were so fantastic. They need to be collected in one place for prosperity.

9:36am Dallas Cowboys Fan:

I know you are NOT going to try that flute shit at a REAL football game.

9:36am cory:

@Sean, The Purge: Vinyl?

9:37am fϾfϾ (:

For the love of crackers! For a moment I thought 'El Circulo' was shittyflutesized!

♥ 9:38am -Ken:

I'm going out to buy myself a noseflute as soon as I get off the air today.

♥ 9:38am Roberto:

OMG Shittyflute where have you been all my life?

9:38am Jeffy Jazz:

Ken, you might be able to convert better quality MP3s using this site: http://www.hdtransform.com

♥ 9:39am Webhamster Henry:

How about WFMU Noseflute premium for the Silent Marathon! Just in time for the election!

♥ 9:39am -Ken:

Thank you Jeffy! Will try that site

9:43am NotarealDoctor:

I'm going to try. It should be interesting, as the next one I plan to attend is for my 5 year old nephew's peewee team.

9:44am spidermank:

Icelands football fans chant is incredibly powerfull, reminds me of their "pots n pans" revolution , maybe a key factor in their victories, so maybe if england fans had the pooeyflute going they would have had more chance?

9:45am fϾfϾ (:

SCHLAAAAAAAAAMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!

By the way, I don't think I have told you guys how Schlammpeitziger is pronounced:

Schlam - As in Scamp
Pei - As in Pie
Tziger - As in Cigarette

So basically it's like saying 'Scamp-Pie-Cigarette'

Trust me. I did a German introductory course in 1998.

9:46am NotarealDoctor:

Spidermank, I think that this is probably true. Just imagine, 10,000 Englishmen and women, almost united in playing Rule Britania, what a beautiful site. They could never lose!

9:48am fϾfϾ (:

Ken,

Serriously, you know what it would be a nice marathon premium for your show? Your very own shittyflute renditions of songs by Khlam, Olga Plodyznahya, etc.

9:48am blacula420:

YESSSSSS

9:49am blacula420:

lola rennnnnnt

♥ 9:49am Stevel:

I'm going to quit my job and go home and watch Run Lola Run. I have a dream.

♥ 9:50am βrian:

I've never seen that film, but I heard the camera technique induces seizures.

♥ 9:52am Stevel:

Brian: Not out of the realm of possibility, but its a terrific film. Highly recommend.

9:53am Boomis:

Olga is back! My day is made.

9:53am fϾfϾ (:

I think the Lola Rennt song is credited to the actress Franka Potente (she has the coolest name ever!)

9:53am spidermank:

"10,000 Englishmen and women, almost united" , armed with pooeyflutes surrounding parliment .....ahhhhh yes ...I have a dream

♥ 9:54am rsj:

this hits the spot

♥ 9:54am βrian:

I love Olga and her juice harp.

9:54am bobdoesthings:

goodmorning

9:56am fϾfϾ (:

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

♥ 9:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, Olga! Cliff is missing this as he's flying to Prague today.

9:58am fϾfϾ (:

By the way, Vicki is having an exclusive preview of Porest new album next Monday in her DO or DIY show! Can't wait!

♥ 9:58am Webhamster Henry:

Thanks for more Porest!

9:59am thedunkel:

Does this guy do porn for the blind?

10:03am Jeffy Jazz:

Oh that dancing/cow carcass GIF!!!

10:03am chicken:

Omg loooooove dads hot meat

♥ 10:04am Ĩkє:

www.vox.com...

♥ 10:05am Webhamster Henry:

Jim Backus Cackle!

♥ 10:05am Marcel M:

"get the waiter in" hahah.. this is great. What is that from, Ken?

10:05am chicken:

Ooooooooo meaaaaat all deeeeyyy

♥ 10:05am MD:

Summer's here time for feasting in the streets!!!

10:06am Cecile:

Hola!

♥ 10:06am fred:

Never enough NSB

10:07am Wild Neil:

Hey Cecile, Fred!

10:07am bobdoesthings:

you know they misspelled 'village' and threw the extra L in later

10:10am Cecile:

Doooooo eeeett

10:10am chicken:

Doooo it again what's the number

♥ 10:10am tadpoles:

Reminds me of the quote from "What We Did In The Shadows" - "Dead but Delicious!" .

10:11am thedunkel:

best ring tone ever!

♥ 10:11am Marcel M:

@Bob: Haha.. totally.

♥ 10:11am βrian:

"Rull nice guys."

10:11am Cecile:

Awesome, tadpoles!

10:11am spidermank:

Oh bollox I am very late and its all your fault Ken , thanks. Archives for me , have fun everyone ..holaaa Cecillllllllllle .
great show

10:13am bobdoesthings:

Humanitone - 1.bp.blogspot.com...

♥ 10:13am fred:

Bill Exley is the most underestimated poet in the history of humanity

10:14am bobdoesthings:

more humanitone? 3.bp.blogspot.com...

♥ 10:14am βrian:

Neti pots are de rigueur for nose flute players.

10:15am fϾfϾ (:

In the year 2008 I decided to try to listen to a Nihilism Spasm Band's song in its entirety. I'm still trying.

♥ 10:16am Webhamster Henry:

Dylan Hears a Who coming up soon?

10:16am Cecile:

Ugh.

10:17am cory:

wow, the rod stewart american standard albums put this dylan stuff to shame

10:17am Cecile:

10:18am cory:

at least rod sounds like he is trying

10:18am Cecile:

Cory, right? And I hate that album.

10:18am Polyus:

Can't wait to hear my Dylan Can Do No Wrong friends try to get behind this one.

10:19am fϾfϾ (:

cory, Cecile!!!

10:19am Cecile:

May Zombie Louis Prima eat your soul every night, Bob.

I like the SoaD sample

10:19am cory:

oh, i love the three i have. there's some real good stuff in there
(I have also requested bloodhound gang playing phil collins)

♥ 10:19am fred:

I have to think Dylan is just trolling by now. Then again, a friend loves his recent stuff, even the Xmas album

10:20am Cecile:

Hi, fofo, Neil!

10:20am cory:

jews make the best xmas music

10:21am Cecile:

The Christmas album is perversely great.

DIO!

10:21am cory:

big ups to my fofo

10:22am Cecile:

Spidermank!

♥ 10:22am -Ken:

I think Bob is really trying to sing well on this new album. Unlike on the Xmas album.

10:22am fϾfϾ (:

Laugh now all that you want! I would like to hear how well you sing when you all reach your 87 years old.

10:23am cee:

this makes me want to vacuum furiously

10:23am cory:

at 87 i hope to be singing "I'm dead, so eat me"

♥ 10:24am -Ken:

Bob has earned the right to do whatever the fuck he wants, and he is. And I respect him for it.

10:24am thelma blitz:

Is Dylan spiting bootleggers and downloaders with lousy records?

10:25am cee:

can i get this optimises or die on pono?

10:27am bobdoesthings:

@ken - THANK YOU. ...oh you meant Dylan..

10:28am blacula420:

optimize me, optimize me

10:28am Jeffy Jazz:

I been up and down this radio dial and I ain't heard nuthin' but a bunch of damn rooty poops!

10:28am cory:

@Ken, i could not disagree more. but i don't care enough to form an argument. i do care enough to ask for another optimized-type event. that was just wow.

10:29am Cecile:

At 87 I want to be singing, where are you, my lovely go-go boy!

10:29am Cecile:

What Cory said

10:31am Polyus:

I want to be singing "hello, my beautiful wife Beyonce".

10:31am cory:

a go-go boy at 87? tacky. a twink "nurse"? sign me up!

10:31am bobdoesthings:

YESSS!!!

10:32am cee:

oh wow listen to this

10:32am Cecile:

This is great!

10:32am Cecile:

Hahaha, Cory.

10:34am Cecile:

I love both songs, so this is great!

♥ 10:36am Marcel M:

Woahhh this Marsha Hunt is awesome haha.

♥ 10:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

I forget...is the Chris M. Beatles show tomorrow or is it next Thursday?

10:37am sphere:

agreed, Marcel. extra funk and wah makes this work really well!

10:38am cory:

oh wow. this is neat

10:38am fϾfϾ (:

Can you believe Neil Cicierega got a lot of bad criticism from fellow amateur mash-up artists because according to them he broke the rules of slowing the speed at which one song plays to accomodate for the other? They totally lost the plot!

10:38am bobdoesthings:

@fofo - that's adorable!! they give a shit that much? awwwww..

10:39am cory:

the speed is what makes that song

♥ 10:40am Marcel M:

PROMISE OF THE REAL

♥ 10:40am -Ken:

What?! All mashups do pitch shifting and beat matching. that's the name of the game.

♥ 10:41am Ken From Hyde Park:

OK, one quick trip to the Upcoming Events page and I see that Chris M.'s Beatles event is tomorrow, June 30.

10:41am cory:

did, you guys hear Neil on WTF? great interview

♥ 10:42am -Ken:

What did he talk about Cory? I was too scared to listen that he might go on and on about pono or trains or cars.

10:42am fϾfϾ (:

I think they were jealous because Neil Ciceraga is a comedian not a mashup artists. But what a joke! Comedians are one of my favourite musical composers because the way they disregard rules! Wevie Stonder, Helga Schneider, Bloodhound Gang, Browne Hornet, etc.

♥ 10:43am -Ken:

There's 24 minutes left of this... do I play the whole thing?

10:44am cory:

@ken, they just talked. it felt a lot like the john c reilly show

♥ 10:45am Marcel M:

Only if its one note for 24 mins, Ken.

♥ 10:45am -Ken:

Did he just play a second note right there?

10:45am cory:

fofo, bloodhound gang?!?! there's this song that i really love...

♥ 10:45am coelacanth:

Great set Ken! (i know that doesn't answer your question)

♥ 10:46am fred:

@fϾfϾ (: they have to care about these rules: if they didn't, who would?

10:46am cory:

fuck it. you're the boss, let it ride

10:47am cory:

my wife is down with it too

10:47am fϾfϾ (:

Yes, I think some Bloodhound Gang songs are 100% WFMU material. Too bad they got so popular from that stupid Animal song -whatetever it is called.

♥ 10:47am Marcel M:

@Ken: I think it was just the octave so it was cool.

10:48am NotarealDoctor:

For anyone interested in what a "nose flute" or Humanatone actually looks like, check out Captain Kazoo's Not A Kazoo gallery for a picture of that, and many other things that are not a kazoo : http://www.captainkazoo.com/notakazz.html

♥ 10:48am -Ken:

Jaysuss, Neil is playing all sorts of notes!

♥ 10:49am fred:

Neil and Bob sure take a different take on their age

♥ 10:49am Ken From Hyde Park:

Maybe you could play it backwards from this point back to the beginning?

10:49am fϾfϾ (:

What a minute...Which Neil are you guys refering?! Neil Ciceraga or Neil Young. I am confused.

10:50am Neil Armstrong:

Taint me.

10:50am Neil Peart:

Me neither.

10:51am cory:

Neil is only at 94.76% of note usage

♥ 10:51am βrian:

That's good guítar music, Neil!

♥ 10:51am fred:

This is Ken's show. Confusion is expected (some say it's sex)

10:52am Neil-son Mandela:

*ahem*

10:52am cory:

okay, according to my charts Neil just used, 120% of the notes

10:52am cory:

dafuq?

10:53am Neil Diamond:

Sure as hell ain't me.

♥ 10:54am -Ken:

It better get noisier or I am bailing...

10:54am Neil deGrass Tyson:

Sorry, thought I head my name.

♥ 10:55am Marcel M:

Its getting all mystical..

10:55am fϾfϾ (:

There was a time where I'd confuse Neil Diamond with Neil Young OR Don McLean with Neil Diamond. I know.

♥ 10:55am neil ithic:

it was me.

♥ 10:55am Marcel M:

Oh wait here it comes

10:56am Jeffy Jazz:

All of Neil Young's recorded output played back to back would still not be as long as this song. That includes Buffalo Springfield.

♥ 10:56am -Ken:

Oh please, really? A 12 minute long ending??!

♥ 10:57am AnAnonymousParty:

It's like Pink Floyd in reverse.

♥ 10:58am fred:

@fϾfϾ (: Be careful when saying Don McLean's name around here

10:58am bobdoesthings:

hehehe I hope you don't bail Ken.. I'm pretty curious now..

♥ 10:58am βrian:

You can't bail if you don't have twine.

10:58am Jeffy Jazz:

At least he's not singing That Ol' Black Magic!

♥ 10:59am AnAnonymousParty:

As it turns out, they are still recording this song even now.

10:59am Wild Neil:

I'm glad Neil Young's performances are less self-indulgent than they used to be.

♥ 10:59am coelacanth:

let it play through your mic break.

♥ 11:00am Mick:

is it going to go Metal Machine Music on us?

11:00am Jeffy Jazz:

M.I.T. scientists have determined that it will never end.

11:00am fϾfϾ (:

Man, and I thought Yes' Rick Wakeman's keyboard solos were looooooong!

11:00am jan:

is it over?

♥ 11:01am Roberto:

It's not over.

11:01am blacula420:

lol FC i used to do that all the time too re: confusing young/diamond and McLean/diamond

11:01am JakeGould:

Can the song be over now?

♥ 11:01am Brian C.:

Dang, just tuned in, did I miss much of Neil's tune?

11:02am Fat Lady:

I'll be out back if you need me.

11:02am ChristianL:

Is this Arc or Weld?

11:02am Jeffy Jazz:

Special guests: The Thai Elephant Orchestra

11:03am fϾfϾ (:

To put the duration of Neil Young's song in perspective one could have played during its duration:

- 1/3 of Wagner's Nibelung opera
- 74 shittyflute songs
- 2 King Crimson songs
- 120 Jokerfan songs
- 1042 Nihilsm Spasm soundbites

11:03am JakeGould:

Does Neil Young need a bathroom break?

11:04am MenfussMike:

this is the bathroom break/2 joint song

♥ 11:04am βrian:

Where's that flat-bed Ford, anyway?

11:04am jan:

Has me longing for the days when AOR was on LP records... even the most self indulgent jams were over before too long.

11:04am Wild Neil:

It's like the houseguest that doesn't leave and you have to turn the lights out to get them to go because they won't take the hint even though you just played "Happy Trails" like three times. Oh yeah, King Crimson songs ARE long...but I love them....

♥ 11:05am Marcel M:

Woah

♥ 11:05am Ken From Hyde Park:

Imagine if Neil took up pooeyflute? That would rule the world!

11:06am cory:

my sister-in-law just walked in after "talking loudly" to her husband

♥ 11:06am AnAnonymousParty:

If Neil Young was leaky faucet, this is what it would sound like.

11:06am MenfussMike:

Neil played a 37 minute version of Down By The River in Memphis last month....He literally played on the banks of the Mississippi River, so there ya go.

11:06am cory:

i wish i had recorded it. talk about epic mashup

11:07am bobdoesthings:

::slow clap::

11:08am Okasa:

Thank you science… for FM!

♥ 11:08am fred:

@fϾfϾ (: but still only half of a Sunn O))) song

11:11am cory:

jesus ken, you sound like a serial killer

11:11am JakeGould:

I like that Snapchat filter that makes anyone hammering something vertically crazy. So cool!

11:11am corporate trainbot:

Who moved my cones?

♥ 11:12am βrian:

Beneath each cone, place a small mysterious electronic device with an antenna and intermittently flashing lights.

11:12am cory:

i like moving cones

♥ 11:12am coelacanth:

it's difficult to imagine you looking like an insane person while you hammer cones into the ground with 4" nails.

11:12am cory:

i'm also a gamer

♥ 11:13am βrian:

And what are the cones for?

♥ 11:13am SSS:

Ken! Use large washers with your nails, or even better, an entire metal ring around the cones base. Foil those interlopers!!

11:13am fϾfϾ (:

I'm starting to like the Ken's Cone's Chronicles as much as the Vinyl's Recaps.

♥ 11:13am Marcel M:

woah woahh

11:14am Beldar:

Mebs! Mebs! MEBS!

♥ 11:14am fred:

Is Andy running or does someone have to carry his cutout?

11:14am Wild Neil:

@SSS-I think your suggestion is pretty good. These washers are often called "fender washers" and they are ridiculously big compared to their inside diameter...

11:15am Luke:

Why can't the race be in any city?

11:15am blacula420:

@cory - ne LEague of Legends?

♥ 11:15am SSS:

Exactly...big sloppy wasers!!

♥ 11:15am Marcel M:

Aight I gotta go to work. Fun show Ken, bye all.

♥ 11:15am coelacanth:

coat the cones with something the cone gnomes wont want to touch.

11:16am Leo Fender:

WTF are you talking about?

♥ 11:16am SSS:

No...washers...nothing like a fender washer

11:16am bobdoesthings:

bye marcel.

11:17am Wild Neil:

@coelacanth-like dog poo.

11:18am Cecile:

Hey Minneapolis represent

♥ 11:19am coelacanth:

- or you could place a 50-pack of firecrackers under it with a quartz ignition device attached to the cone.

♥ 11:19am SSS:

I fail to see how one nails down a cone of dog poo?!

11:19am fϾfϾ (:

By the way, Andy's won last week Ken vs Andy Seven Second Delay contest in case no one noticed it! The Spanish speaking lady from the restaurant understood what Andy was saying except for one word.

♥ 11:19am Marcel M:

Shit. These last two songs are not making me want to leave.

♥ 11:19am Marcel M:

Ken, play something bad, fast.

11:20am John:

Suicide Commandos wrokk

11:20am Cecile:

Ha, and they called the comp passive/aggressive! Perfect!

♥ 11:20am AnAnonymousParty:

Or something fast, bad.

♥ 11:21am coelacanth:

yes, dog poo might work. i don't know if cone gnomes are repelled by dog poo though. -maybe something very sticky?

11:21am bobdoesthings:

or a fast bad something

♥ 11:22am βrian:

And to what end, the cones?

11:22am fϾfϾ (:

Idea:
1) Put the cones upside down,
2) Fill them with cement,
3) Wait till dry
4) Put them back on the street

♥ 11:23am SSS:

Doesn't matter...Ken wants them

♥ 11:23am -Ken:

The cones are meant to prevent people from blocking the entire WFMU parking lot. But now the cones have come to symbolize much much more.

♥ 11:23am βrian:

But cones need to be supple. That's their appeal.

11:23am cory:

@fofo, i love you

♥ 11:23am fred:

I'll be seeing Baba Commandant tonight. That should be fun

♥ 11:23am coelacanth:

(...and coat with dog poo.)

11:24am JakeGould:

@-Ken: I read that Salinger story once I think.

11:24am fϾfϾ (:

No, Ken! Don't listen to Marcel M! Please play more awesome music so he won't be able to leave!! HA!

11:25am cory:

agrees

11:26am Wild Neil:

I know-get some Wabo Gel Adhesive Epoxy for building construction, and epoxy the cones to the street...this only works if the street is concrete, not asphalt. And then coat them dig poop. Then put a very very thin coating of shellac over the dog poo so they don't smell, but one touch and oops, dog poo and shellac splinters!

♥ 11:28am βrian:

This is for the entrance on York Street? I see.

♥ 11:28am Henry:

this is great

♥ 11:29am JP from KC:

Greetings from the heartland, Ken and everyone! We're lousy with cones around here!

♥ 11:29am Webhamster Henry:

Joseph Bertolozzi has also played the Mid-Hudson Brdige (Highland-Poughkeepsie) www.josephbertolozzi.com...

♥ 11:30am -Ken:

I have to be able to remove the cones every Mon & Thur for street sweeping. The city said I could nail whatever I want itno the street as long as I remove them for the street sweepers.

♥ 11:30am βrian:

No poo. Take the high ground, but lean in. Let 'em smell your breath, so to speak.

11:30am fϾfϾ (:

Another idea to keep people away from the cones:

1) Put little radio speakers on each cone.
2) Play WFMU music through them

♥ 11:30am coelacanth:

...and under the cone place a walkman tape player playing the theme to the godfather.

♥ 11:31am AnAnonymousParty:

Nothing will draw the attention away from the insanity of nailing rubber cones to the pavement faster than the spectacle of smearing them with dog poop and then painting them with shellac. Nope, nothing unusual about that.

♥ 11:31am coelacanth:

hm, that was weird!

♥ 11:32am βrian:

What about those LED-projected lane markers, like those available for bikes?

♥ 11:32am -Ken:

Yeah I aint using dog poop or shellac, thankyouverymuch.

11:32am fϾfϾ (:

Ken,

Nail your scrotum to the street to protest and challenge the authorities just like the Russian artist Petr Pavlensky did.

♥ 11:34am -Ken:

Pavlensky suffered under alternate side of the street parking rules, which we don't have here in Jersey City.

♥ 11:34am Ken From Hyde Park:

Inside each cone, a proximity sensor and the sound of"Hey!" or something when a person draws near.

♥ 11:34am βrian:

And shouldn't there be a bundle of helium-filled balloons attached to each cone?

11:35am Wild Neil:

Seriously, I think if you used something like Tapcon screws it might be easier on your hands, although you have to hammer drill a pilot hole then drive it in using a hammer drill or regular drill. Nails are probably the simplest although maybe not the easiest solution...

♥ 11:36am coelacanth:

you could rig up some of those confetti explosion party toys to detonate when the cone is tampered with.

♥ 11:36am Ken From Hyde Park:

They may have discovered a new source of helium in Tanzania, so we can afford a few balloons for the cones now.

11:37am Michael:

If I recall correctly - Charlie Lewis went to school with Bertolozzi.

♥ 11:38am coelacanth:

(...and video the cones, of course.)

♥ 11:38am MD:

THis guy needs to get Laid...

11:38am fϾfϾ (:

I think the best idea is the Mussolini one about putting the putrefying head of a New Jersey citizen on top of a cones and a sign 'Don't move the freaking cone or else!'.

11:39am Wild Neil:

WOW a LOT of thought went into Bertolozzi's work...

♥ 11:40am coelacanth:

that, or place live mongooses under the cones.

11:40am thedunkel:

poopyflutes please!

11:40am muckgeist:

The Suicide Commandos adopted a highway: http://publicradio2.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2015/07/Suicide-Commandos-highway.jpg

11:41am God Save the Queen:

Loving it - Resonating erections - En francaise! Vive L'eiffel

♥ 11:41am fred:

That Eiffel tower GIF looks like it could be from the Bir Hakeim subway stop. The Japanese cultural center is nearby, a fantastic place

♥ 11:41am βrian:

I've seen fake driveway spikes, made of rubber. Those might prove useful.

11:41am JakeGould:

Oh yeah! Happy trampoline washing machine!

11:42am muckgeist:

http://www.startribune.com/minnesota-punk-vets-suicide-commandos-adopt-a-highway/319575841/

♥ 11:42am coelacanth:

well, i've submitted my valuable suggestions. i need "chinese" food.
Thanks Ken!
ciao

♥ 11:43am Rich in Washington:

I do hope someone connects with that angry YouTube video lady this election cycle. I am surprised she didn't land a Fox and Friends gig.

♥ 11:45am βrian:

Yes, here you go, replete with lightly grunged soundtrack:
youtu.be...

♥ 11:51am Jeff:

The show got surprisingly Bryceish there for awhile.

I make no judgements as to whether that's a good or bad thing.

11:54am blacula420:

yessss boss claypool

♥ 11:55am βrian:

What kind of cephalopod is that?

11:56am fϾfϾ (:

Wait! Is it over?! Nooo! Encore, encore!

Anyway..Thanks, Ken! Great music and gifs as usual. Till next episode people! Take care!

♥ 11:57am Michael 98145:

Yes, Bernie, indeed: www.seattletimes.com...

11:58am bobdoesthings:

thanks ken!

♥ 11:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Ken. Off I go to buy some toilet bread loaves. Happy Fourth!