Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 9, 2012 Favoriting

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Favoriting May 9, 2012: Training Lizzie, a high school student, to co-host with Andy, so Ken can go home early because he's sick.

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm
Matt from Springfield:

Not sax-, but DAXophone?! Holy mackerel!
And BARBED cockatoos? What a crazy bunch!
  6:03pm
kat330:

YAYYY!!!!!!!
  6:03pm
Philo Gristle:

My ears! My ears!
  6:04pm
kat330:

[That's NOT re: Ken being sick, btw. Was for TMBG confirmation]
  6:04pm
Matt from Springfield:

Dizzie Miss Lizzie! Welcome to our nightmare!
(Lean closer to the mic, and chew gum. That's even better.)
  6:04pm
dc pat:

Kiss the mic Lizzie!
  6:04pm
Principal Vernon:

This is detention, punks. Each of you, write a thousand word essay about yourself. You have 54 minutes.
  6:04pm
Matt from Springfield:

And I agree with Andy, 3 minute fire evacuation and safety procedure speech would be funny in a theater with virtually no one in it.
  6:05pm
kat330:

Ken, here are some telepathically sent healing waves to you: }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} [called teeps]
  6:05pm
Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Yes, TMBG are in fact "a *real* thing"! And, they came back TWICE! Swell fellas! :)
  6:06pm
Lizardner Dave:

I have to say Andy is on fire already tonight. The "I'll write your name down" line and the "your parents must read the newspaper and sometimes you look over their shoulder" line are brilliant.
  6:06pm
Marmalade Kitty:

Ken should write an essay for all of us..
  6:06pm
Danne D:

Love the board, can't believe I got through
  6:08pm
Danne D:

Principal Vernon clearly doesn't read the board - most shows we all are writing 1000 word essays about ourselves. That's not homework - it's practice.
  6:08pm
Danne D:

LOL they've been doing the show longer than Lizzie's been alive!
  6:09pm
Principal Vernon:

If the show is older than Lizzie, WHY ISN'T IT MORE MATURE THAN SHE IS???????
  6:10pm
Caryn:

Oh lord, don't leave Andy alone with a kid! He'll make pedophile jokes again!
  6:10pm
Danne D:

I was gonna vote for the L one as well. The zig-zag one always screws me up.
  6:11pm
kat330:

Caryn, forgot to ask on prior list. Heard anything about that job?
  6:11pm
Danne D:

I thought Andy was gonna bring up Tamigachis
  6:11pm
Caryn:

It has to be said that retro games have come back in a big way in recent years.
  6:11pm
G:

Angry Birds is so 2011
  6:11pm
Danne D:

http://www.tetris.com/

Tetris is on facebook and twitter!
  6:11pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Principal: The show is spoiled, it does whatever it wants, it has no structure, doesn't follow through, no discipline. In theory Ken should be the show's "parent", but instead is locked in trying to indulge instead of guide..
  6:12pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

I think I have insurance against this sort of stories.
  6:12pm
Caryn:

@kat: I'm supposed to hear at the end of the month. 150 applicants got through to the interview phase, so the interviews are gonna take some time.
  6:12pm
Marmalade Kitty:

Vodka mule time.. :)
  6:13pm
Danne D:

LOL Dave - look though your email pledge receipts
  6:13pm
kat330:

Oh, wow, Hadn't realized it was that competitive, but means it must be a gem. Paljon onnea!!
  6:13pm
other david:

This is... wondrous radio
  6:13pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

Actually, I bought into the losing the will to live insurance.
  6:14pm
Matt from Springfield:

NO notes?! She's going commando!
  6:14pm
kat330:

I heard Brown mentioned. Is that where Lizzie went?
  6:14pm
mark on the train to northport:

The plus or t
  6:14pm
mark on the train to northport:

The plus or t
  6:15pm
G:

@kat: is going soon
  6:15pm
kiemzi:

i like the circle
  6:15pm
pierre:

the shape i like is this one
http://www.notsonoisy.com/tetris/tetris_nintendo.gif
  6:15pm
Matt from Springfield:

The 2x2 square!!! You'd think it would be so easy and compact, but unless you have ground space or a long L on its back, it will just complicate your strategy later!!
  6:15pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

The "T" is the way to go.
  6:16pm
Matt from Springfield:

Danne D!
  6:16pm
Danne D:

oops did I hang up too soon?
  6:16pm
Danne D:

Hiya Matt :) You gotta call now
  6:16pm
kat330:

Aha. Well, good luck, Lizzie! And may you want to remain there 4x as long as I did!
  6:17pm
moose:

LONG BAR ALL THE WAY
cinnamon whiskey and root beer
  6:17pm
Danne D:

So the choices are L, T, Square, Straight-line, and Squiggle, right?
  6:17pm
Matt from Springfield:

@kat: I think Lizzie said she will be attending Brown U this fall.
  6:17pm
Danne D:

LOL Lizzie actually sounds like Keili
  6:17pm
Caryn:

@kat: 330 people applied, 150 people are interviewed, 60 get jobs. So that's still pretty good, percentage-wise. 40 % of people interviewed get jobs.
  6:18pm
mark on the train to northport:

Lizzie work on your radio voice , more base !
  6:18pm
pierre:

straight line is pretty good too
  6:18pm
Danne D:

The straight one is like a sandwich? I think the Block one would be more like a sandwich.
  6:18pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: T, AND the plus sign (+ of four equal pixels and center). At least I remember a separate T and +...
  6:19pm
pierre:

At the same time i'm thinking : "wait no, the best thing about Tetris, is THE MUSIC"

CAN SOMEONE PLAY IT ?
  6:19pm
Danne D:

anybody here pick up my lame "long time caller first time listener" joke?
  6:19pm
Matt from Springfield:

Oh, you BET I did Danne! Goes on your permanent record! :)
  6:19pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

I think it went over their heads.
  6:19pm
Danne D:

Plus sign? There's no plus sign - that would have 5 boxes.
  6:20pm
pierre:

HERE
(it goes great as a background music to SSD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmCCQxVBfyM
  6:20pm
Caryn:

@Danne: yes indeed.

My faves: 1) long bar, 2) L and 3) square.
  6:20pm
Matt from Springfield:

@pierre: The Tetris music is great! It's just a digital version of a Russian folk song, "Korobeiniki".
  6:21pm
Danne D:

Nobody else likes the squiggle. I mean it LOOKS cool, but it always seems to screw me up
  6:21pm
Listener John from NJ:

I must be hopelessly over the hill, because I didn't know what Tetris is . . .
  6:21pm
mark on the train to northport:

Danne d: depending on what version of Tertris you are playing there is a 5 cube plus and 8 cube hollow box .
  6:22pm
moose:

i like the rocket music at the end from the game boy- still play it on my original
  6:22pm
Caryn:

While Tetris has memorable music, the music to Bubble Bobble still wins, hands down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pUAK1gR2M
  6:22pm
Matt from Springfield:

Huh, must have remembered the T sign differently. So all pieces have only 4 boxes?
  6:23pm
kat330:

Ken is sounding a lot stronger.
  6:24pm
Leavened Bread Trafficker:

Hey, buddy.
(opens trench coat) You want some leavened bread? Can't make it through the day without some?
  6:24pm
Caryn:

Some versions of Tetris have the +. But the original only had 4-block shapes.
  6:24pm
G:

@L John: Tetris was around in the mid 80s, and is back again now.

You passed out of the cultural mainstream so many decades ago that you missed both the original *and* the comeback. :-(
  6:24pm
For-Profit Colleges:

Hey, buddy.
(opens trench coat) You want some higher education?
  6:24pm
kat330:

Does everyone receive an FMU certificate of course completion after this?
  6:25pm
Danne D:

@mark that sounds like some fancy super-tetris. I'm strictly old-school.
  6:25pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Lizzie: Sahara University in southern Algeria! NEVER rains!
  6:25pm
pierre:

@MAtt : it has a Ska kinda of feeling too…
  6:25pm
Philo Gristle:

Greatest game music ever was by Rob Hubbard for the 1986 game version of the crazy 2000AD comic book, Nemesis the Warlock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdzfOXkZrY0
  6:25pm
Cliff:

When I visited Cornell, it was raining all day. But I ended up going there anyways for undergrad and staying for grad school, 13 years total.
  6:26pm
kat330:

Re: "tour guide" at Brown: It's the early interviewer who seals the deal. For e.g., I was promised great and active theatre and music departments." Not so.
  6:26pm
Traditional Colleges:

Would you like a fast food job with that art history degree?
  6:26pm
mark on the train to northport:

Is Brown is for boring people ?
  6:26pm
mark on the train to northport:

Is Brown is for boring people ?
  6:26pm
Cliff:

But I'm from Syracuse so I'm used to rain 300 days out of the year.
  6:26pm
Danne D:

Would she still go to Brown if she knew Chris Berman went to school there?
  6:27pm
Matt from Springfield:

Oh thank God it's over!!!
No wait, it isn't!! We still have 33 minutes of disaster to go!
  6:27pm
kat330:

Brown delivers as UPS, maybe not so a few decades ago in Providence. For all I know, Brown's music and theatre departments are top notch now.
  6:27pm
G:

Entre nous, Brown is generally reputed as the fluff Ivy, both with regard to the students and as far as the faculty quality are concerned...
  6:28pm
other david:

But WHAT a disaster!

This is quite brilliant, good luck Lizzie & get well soon Ken
  6:28pm
Caryn:

In the olden days, there was a ruling stating how much dough had to go into 12 baked goods (to standardise sizes and ensure that customers were getting their money's worth). Bakers would try to get around the rule by making 13 rolls/muffins/whatever instead of 12, thus meaning they spent less materials per baked good and made more profits. Thus 13 became the "baker's dozen".
  6:28pm
Matt from Springfield:

@pierre: The "click" percussion does add a rather ska, shifty sound to the music!
  6:29pm
kat330:

@G, yeah I only figured that out after I got there. But they paid my way fully, so I couldn't exactly complain. But I could move on, and I did.
  6:29pm
mark on the train to northport:

Lizzie what are you going to study ?
  6:29pm
G:

I don't know what the truth is, but that's been the word on the academic street for decades...
  6:30pm
Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Well nothing to lose then! Not getting a lot out of it--no penalty! Just move on!
  6:30pm
Danne D:

Did Ken forget to train Lizzie on the comments board? :(
  6:30pm
kat330:

No grades and no distribution requirements. A slacker's paradise.
  6:31pm
Danne D:

I shoulda gone to Brown :(
  6:31pm
dale:

ken, the jackie gleason movie was gigot (i think). he was a deaf mute idiot in paris
  6:31pm
Listener John from NJ:

@G -- I was culturally up to date in the early mid 1980s, but it's true -- I have been hopelessly out of date since then.

Feel better, Ken!
  6:31pm
kat330:

I believe it was Ira Magaziner who fought for those things the year before I arrived.
  6:31pm
G:

That's what *I've* been hearing since the 80s, kat... Plenty of celeb kids, for that reason. The Ivy party/gut school...
  6:31pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the Ivys only so well regarded because of their massive endowments? Good professors and students can be found anywhere, there's otherwise nothing "magic" about Ivy League except for preconceptions of their status.
  6:32pm
Danne D:

Did Lizzie get training on how to maintain Andy's will to live?
  6:32pm
pierre:

@ Matt : thanks for the culture "Korobeiniki" is fantastic with analogue instruments !
  6:32pm
Listener John from NJ:

I know a high school French teacher at a public school who showed "Gigi" (with Maurice Chevalier) to her class. Some parents complained . . .
  6:32pm
Caryn:

In addition to the program I chose to enter, I also could've gone to university to study Latin and Ancient Roman Literature. I suspect my career opportunities would've been limited to researcher and Vatican call center employee. That kinda made me choose the other program.
  6:33pm
mark on the train to northport:

So Adam where are you going to school ?
  6:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Ken and Andy always ignore us on this board! His inaction to train Lizzie trained her on that issue!
  6:33pm
Danne D:

@Matt - massive endowments do tend to higher regard, it's true
  6:33pm
G:

Businesses and organizations and govts hire from **school reputation**. Getting that stamp on your ass does help, not to mention the networking you develop while at a major Ivy (with faculty, and with fellow students and their families)
  6:34pm
Danne D:

@Listener John you sure it wasn't G.G. Allin?
  6:34pm
kat330:

@Matt: To a great extent, yep. The big irony for me was one of the best music departments in the country was just up the road at IU in Bloomington, IN. Even though my parents met there, I just didn't want to go from a huge high school class to a humongous college class and campus. My bad.
  6:34pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

I think legally there has to be someone that is actually trained to run the board. Luckily Irwin is there.
  6:34pm
fill-in call screener mike noble:

madness! train wreck!
  6:34pm
Listener John from NJ:

@Matt from Springfield: The Ivies may not ALWAYS have the best of everything, but they do serve to cement the class status of the students.
  6:34pm
mark on the train to northport:

New topic: what can brown do for you ?
  6:35pm
Matt from Springfield:

True, endowments and esp. social networking (no pun intended) are the real value in Ivys.
@pierre: My pleasure! A great Slavic piece!
  6:36pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Seattle Dave: Spoke (typed) too soon! :)
  6:36pm
fill-in call screener mike noble:

if you call you will reach ME
  6:36pm
Danne D:

Whoa didn't realize I got to talk to Mike Noble :)
  6:36pm
Listener John from NJ:

Danne D: I don't like the movie "Gigi" myself, but I -- and the French teacher -- really truly do NOT want to see a movie about GG Allin!
  6:36pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

True. All is lost.
  6:36pm
Caryn:

Yay, No-balls is call screening!
  6:38pm
G:

Is that Thin Lizzie? :-P
  6:38pm
Danne D:

The Phrase should not to be confused with Andy's Phrase that Pays
  6:38pm
chen:

LETs DO IT!
  6:38pm
kat330:

Lizzie, get to know the RISD folks right away. Hopefully they're as cool as they were back in 19mumblemumblemumble.
  6:39pm
Caryn:

I think "Gigi" looks gorgeous, and young Caron and Jourdan are lovely (and Gingold & Chevalier are quite charming). But as a total, the film has some issues.
  6:39pm
chen:

<3 Lizzie <3
  6:40pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

I want to hire Andy to entertain me on my next flight.
  6:40pm
Dr. Oscar:

Hey guys, how did i get here?
  6:40pm
Danne D:

- -- -- -------- -------
  6:41pm
fill-in call screener mike noble:

have they found a new miss seven second delay?
  6:41pm
Danne D:

- -- -- -------e -e--e-
  6:41pm
Danne D:

why did she abdicate last week?
  6:42pm
pierre:

" I AM SO -------- -------"
  6:42pm
Matt from Springfield:

"I AM NO..."
  6:43pm
Danne D:

- -- -- -a-----e -e--e-
  6:43pm
Caryn:

The earliest written description of "Hangman" calls the game "Birds, Beasts and Fishes". The word to be quessed was always an animal, and the first and last letters were given at the start of the game.
  6:43pm
kat330:

"On the wagon"? Waiting for Andy to launch into Hand Me Down That Can of Beans.
  6:43pm
Danne D:

- -- -- -a-o---e -e--e
  6:44pm
Dr. Oscar:

anyone wanna go to dinner later?
  6:44pm
chen:

the most common letters are "etaoin shrdlu cmfwyp vbgkqj xz"
  6:44pm
kat330:

Sorry, Doc, just finished.
  6:45pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

Uh-oh!
  6:45pm
Danne D:

Fatal Attraction: Seven Second Delay Edition
  6:46pm
G:

so in the first three short words, the only vowels are i and u ????
  6:46pm
kat330:

Ken wouldn't have stood for Quinn being in the studio without him (nor WITH Andy).
  6:46pm
Danne D:

Could be a y in there G

- -- -- -a-o---e -e--e
  6:47pm
kat330:

Ken seems to be smitten with Q.
  6:47pm
Danne D:

the 4th word is favorite
  6:48pm
Danne D:

- -- my favorite -e--e-
  6:48pm
G:

I -- my favorite -e--e
  6:48pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

Andy should be getting scared.
  6:48pm
Danne D:

He forgot an A.

Answer: I am my favorite person
  6:49pm
kat330:

Person doesn't work either.
  6:49pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

"X" is my favorite letter. Andy will always win.
  6:49pm
G:

yeah, i was wondering how there could be no a or e or o in the first three words. seemed a low percentage possibility
  6:50pm
Danne D:

wow that guy is good - what a brutal puzzle - he is right.
_ is my favorite letter
  6:50pm
Danne D:

Or Q Dave

Or Z
  6:51pm
Danne D:

someone else needs to call and foil andy
  6:51pm
G:

Because andy knows it's 20+ to 1 against guessing that one letter at the start
  6:51pm
Danne D:

V also could be in there
  6:51pm
Philo Gristle:

Wim Wenders... W.
  6:51pm
kat330:

I am my favorite belle.
  6:51pm
Listener John from NJ:

She's pretty smart, that Liz -- she went to the Pina Bausch movie and knows who she was!
  6:52pm
Danne D:

I'll go with Q officially.
  6:52pm
greg:

he also needs to write down his answer! he changes it until you get to the last letter!
  6:52pm
Caryn:

If Ken & Andy are worried about logistics, food and such during the theremin performance, maybe they should contact Wavy Gravy and the rest of the Hog Farm. They're still around.
  6:52pm
Danne D:

@kat that is way too fair an answer for Andy to use
  6:52pm
kat330:

Bette?
  6:53pm
G:

Writing mysteries is a big logic problem. Andy chose a sentence where that first letter has zero context to hlep you guess it.

And he can always lie about which letter he chose. Twenty six card monte.
  6:53pm
Danne D:

Theremin on the next show - bet PGB will be in the house!
  6:53pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:

Yeah, that's what I meant. He can say it is any letter.
  6:53pm
Danne D:

Caller is genius
  6:53pm
Danne D:

good try
  6:54pm
kat330:

I is my favorite pette?
  6:55pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

stop
saying
'hung'
the
proper
conjugation
is
'hanged'
  6:56pm
G:

[any random letter not yet asked about] is my favorite letter

20-1 or so against guessing, even if andy doesn't lie/cheat
  6:56pm
kat330:

letter!
  6:56pm
Danne D:

13 possibly letters could be in the front.
  6:57pm
Danne D:

Andy relying on his old carnival tricks.
  6:57pm
kat330:

I never saw 6 spaces in the final word.
  6:57pm
Danne D:

Ugh Ken, there already is a V
  6:57pm
other david:

Andy, king of the trolls!
  6:58pm
kat330:

Lovely APOD today folks in NYC (and elsewhere): http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/
  6:58pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

how can a Brown student not know the difference between hung and hanged?
  6:59pm
G:

you have a hang up, ledzep :-P
  6:59pm
Cliff:

Oh, D! Of course!
  6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

Fraud Andy! You should have had a sealed envelope confirming your choice at the beginning!
  6:59pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

the man is hanged
  6:59pm
Danne D:

Have a good night everyone :)
  6:59pm
Danne D:

Good Job Lizzie!
  6:59pm
G:

andy worked out how he couldnt possibly lose. deal. :-)
  7:00pm
Matt from Springfield:

Now, no chance to find out how Andy would have weaseled out of that prize...

Still, that was a fun show! Good night everyone!
  7:00pm
kat330:

G'night all!
  7:00pm
Listener John from NJ:

Good luck in your future at WFMU, Lizzie!
  7:02pm
Danne D:

@Matt - the structure of the contest WAS how he weaseled out of that prize. 7 letters to get hung. Andy had 13 letters to fill that first spot :)
  7:02pm
Philo Gristle:

Dead air chicken!!!
  7:02pm
chen:

great show!
  11:07pm
Charlie Boy:

Lizzie stay on

Lizzie be the only one
  3:42pm
kensbeardman:

Only Ken and Andy wouldn't take advantage of this rare virginal opportunity. Sad really.
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