Unless you have something planned, how about some Unknown Hinson @Ken?
8:44am
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Hello, Ken, people!
Today! Yes, today is the special time of the year you all have been waiting for where FoFo (me) will grant friendship licences to all fellow commenters who pledge during today's show. To carry on this noble tradition I will give you the permit to call me your friend and as you might already know, having this coveted certificate will give you the right to boast to your friends and loved ones that you are just 3 degrees of separation to:
- One Noble Prize winner
- Another Noble Prize winner
- And another Noble Prize winner
- One Beatle (the most famous dead one)
- BONUS: Phill Collins
- SPECIAL BONUS: A leading midget actor from an Alejandro Jodorowsky film.
So PLEDGE TODAY!
8:48am
jan:
Bob Dylan is still alive, but his music has suffered a death of some sort: A new Rocket Mortgage TV commercial
begins and ends with a few bars of his singing Rickie Fowler. A google search reveals that this took place in June of this year.
I SWEAR IF DYLAN IS NOT DEAD BY NOON...I'll never listen to your show anymore! ! YOU FAKED HIS DEATH NOW YOU DO IT FOR REAL! I'm not grieving for nothing.
Folks, the Fabolous Ken Sluts, for your aural enjoyment - no shame, they are one of Ken's favorite go to bands. Next up, the Russians doing Morrissey, right?
Forget about Bob's death - one lone loser... who is going to "take out" all the faux Dylan buskers polluting European metro stations????
Somebody mentioned C.H.U.D yesterday on Clay's show ..how did they kill them subterranean things? or did they never not??? Use frost like against the Blob??? Drive them out !!!!!!
i sure wish the anarchy icon carried over to other shows/comments boards. people would be like "where do I go to get one of those?" and after learning where, they'd pledge to the station to get one! MARKETING!!!!
I... have been... programmed..... to have..... feeeeelings... boop boop beep!
10:36am
morphe':
FMU contains a secret language only understood by other listeners and hated by their lovers/partners.. Ken should do a 7 sec delay show about permanent separations/divorces caused by FMU???
10:38am
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Sam,
Are you performing tonight at the Monty Hall ?
10:41am
morphe':
Must go...and do the school pick up here in Madrid... Have fun tonight Ken and all!!!!
If Andy pledges 1,000.00 .. I'll give him the punch line to my joke... "What Happened to Andy's Hair???"
10:41am
Sam:
Alas no, I couldn't come up with enough material. I have some stuff about people holding doors unnecessarily, and how I like to stare at people who are on their phones. It's just not tied together into a coherent set yet.
@Mark G - was such a nice thought! Thanks for your pledge!
10:49am
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Sam,
Sounds WFMU-coherent enough for me. A standup routine with no coherence is like a music show with no melodies. That's a winner for me.
10:50am
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Yaysus! I almost forget to shout... CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
10:51am
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Dmn! I run of letters " ".
10:52am
morphe':
FuFu - yer neighbors must be imagining yer orgasms!!!!!
It"s hard to tell clearly, but it seems like WBAI's going-under, as opposed to treading water as its alrways, may be a result of Pacifica wanting to sell its licence and ginning-up a debt problem into a crisis.
11:54am
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Throw Ken into a giant mousetrap for a 10K! He needs to pay for his sins! All these years of playing Lena Zavaroni with total impunity. C'MON PEOPLE! PLEDGE!
Thanks, Ken, Michele wih one L, people! Thanks for the music, laughs, GIFs, dingoes, hate mail, more hate voicemail,. Til next episode and remember people, BE GODDAMM HAPPY!!!