WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from April 26, 2021

Listener comments!
	3:58pm stARBfish: Hellllloo!
	3:59pm solo mon: Ellloohay stARBfish!
	4:00pm Rich in Washington: Hell Oh
	4:00pm Eric Kilkenny: Cha Cha Cha!
	4:00pm solo mon: Who likes soft shell crab???
	4:00pm Ursula1000: cha cha cha ching!
	4:01pm stARBfish: "We can never stop from wearing cha cha boots"
	4:01pm HyperDose: Thanks for always putting on the chillest of shows, ARB. Yeah I said it here like a rebel! Oh hey Solo, sup? :)
	4:01pm Otis: I'm dressed to the B for Babs, far from the more dapper dressing to the T. Ready to walk down the glitter carpet.
	4:01pm solo mon: ellohay Rich, Eric, U1K, hyperDose! very very special episode today.
	4:01pm Aitch: Cha!
	4:02pm solo mon: ellohay OTIS! Aitch!
	4:02pm Sem: Hello, solo/mon, the down at the heels, and those who have thrown a shoe.
	4:02pm Andres: Hello, solo mon! Afternoon, all! Very special episode?! Yay!!
	4:02pm solo mon: Ellohay Sem!
	4:02pm Ursula1000: I keep doing the Fonzi thing to my computer but nothing's working!
	4:02pm Constance De Witt: Me and Mom we watch the Oscars every yer!
	4:02pm Aitch: Just in time, good morning all
	4:03pm Feldpausch: I get it... Cannibal is the 'stew' or Oscar, and Cha Cha Heels is the pile of crab on top, the Stop Hitting Yourself is gonna have an asparagus pee song
	4:03pm solo mon: Ellohay Con Con!
	4:03pm Andres: *Left out a very.
	4:03pm solo mon: Get some leotards people!!!
	4:03pm Steve from Dunwoody: That's an awful thing to say about Leo.
	4:03pm solo mon: Andres Maybe this episode is less special some how to Korny!
	4:04pm Feldpausch: Good name for fans of Leo DiCaprio?
	4:04pm Constance De Witt: Mom told me I'm not allowed to wear shorts shorts. But Leland is! Can I wear leotards?
	4:04pm Feldpausch: Jinx Steve from Dunwoody
	4:04pm solo mon: LOL Steve!!!
	4:04pm Steve from Dunwoody: @feldpausch Jinx Feld
	4:05pm Constance De Witt: Feld !!! naughty!
	4:05pm solo mon: At least leo - is in demand!
	4:05pm Otis: Constance... Leland picked up a bag going to the Goodwill here with all of my old summer short shorts and hot pants.
	4:05pm Steve from Dunwoody: You beat me! :-(
	4:05pm Constance De Witt: I was a Leotard for a short time back in the day.
	4:05pm solo mon: hahaha Feld jinxies jokes.
	4:06pm solo mon: I love leotard print anything.
	4:06pm solo mon: Cuddles!
	4:07pm Otis: Cuddles, it's been so long. I assume you are doing quite well at your spring home in the hills?
	4:08pm solo mon: Cuddles wishes she lived in Conneticut all year!
	4:09pm stARBfish: Thanks HyperDose for way back @4:01!
	4:09pm Andres: Spanx killed the leotard.
	4:10pm Feldpausch: No leotards here, but a third of my closet is spandex cycling clothes
	4:10pm stARBfish: I'm unitarded
	4:10pm Otis: Feld, a third of my closet is WFMU wear.
	4:11pm solo mon: Have you got bad skin, no hair, weird shoulders, a five head, an under bite, over bite, block head, long face, Flappy cakes, Fupa, side rolls, back rolls, back hair, bus driver arms, hammer toes, hammer pants, prehensal tail, vestigial anything, pop eyes, bitch face, monobrow, corn teeth, elephant tit or small cox. but feel you are still visually stunning? Well you could be a winner baby, at Cha Cha Heels Beyond Beauty pageant. At the beyond beauty pageant we spit in the face of conventional beauty, and think it looks better that way. If you think you got what it takes get down to the Charles Fart Theater tonight... Who will wear the crown of new beauty? beyond beauty, It could be YOU!
	4:11pm Aitch: Moose-knuckle?
	4:11pm HyperDose: Why don't we do a WFMU buy back program? Buy back all of the old shirts and sell them at a markup as "vintage". Soft shell crab will be served as an incentive.
	4:12pm Feldpausch: This list is a keeper
	4:12pm solo mon: HyperDose, they can be peronalized with mustard and ketchup stains!
	4:12pm Sem: A checklist for success.
	4:12pm Aitch: I think there's a powder to kill them soft shell crabs?
	4:13pm Otis: Instant WFMU bibs! I like where this is going.
	4:13pm solo mon: Add moose knuckle to the list!
	4:13pm Feldpausch: Otis, we can make WFMU cycling kits
	4:13pm HyperDose: @Aitch Teeth work better, trust me.
	4:13pm Little Danny: Hellooo Solo Mon and fellow mons.
	4:14pm Steve from Dunwoody: Pass the bis-kicks, Olive.
	4:14pm Otis: Bike kits with reflectors, a basket and a little bell that alternates between woof woof and moo moo
	4:14pm solo mon: Ellohay little danny!!!
	4:14pm Constance De Witt: Can I participate in the beauty contest? I have no eyebrows.
	4:15pm Otis: No more office naps, helloooo L Danny!
	4:15pm Little Danny: DEADSTOCK TAB L@@K!
	4:15pm Andres: Bus Driver Arm class at my gym is always full.
	4:15pm solo mon: Babsolutely Con Con!
	4:15pm Little Danny: Hi hi Otis
	4:16pm solo mon: If you cultivate your bus driver arm you can hang glide.
	4:16pm Steve from Dunwoody: I had no idea I was emulcified at the time, Occifer.
	4:16pm Steve from Dunwoody: Paralytic, sure...
	4:17pm solo mon: LOL
	4:20pm Steve from Dunwoody: Oh, look at that ultra-attractive listener over there with no eyebrows.
	4:20pm stARBfish: Velma made Farm Scene cry!
	4:20pm Otis: Looking forward to 2022 when Cha Cha Heels goes on a Cabaret Tour and we'll see you at 2 spots in Montreal throwing red scarfs over nightshades.
	4:20pm solo mon: Some more cry GIFS for ya!
	4:20pm Feldpausch: Miss Oscar of the Sea
	4:21pm Constance De Witt: Miss V. Vita. Steve, it's all in the lazy eye of the beholder!
	4:21pm solo mon: No eyebrows are the bottom line require ment for beyond beauty. No eye brows or 5 eyebrows.
	4:22pm solo mon: That Velma she's got claws.
	4:22pm Andres: I had a hand blender for years before realizing it could also emulsify. So many wasted opportunities to make aioli.
	4:22pm stARBfish: I've got three eyebrows, one is above my lip
	4:24pm solo mon: Our marketing team said please use more cry GIFs, we are just trying for our quota.
	4:24pm solo mon: Ive got thighbrows.
	4:24pm Andres: The third eyebrow allows for clear thought.
	4:25pm solo mon: Andres I have an emulsifier and I never use it. I think they are invented to forget about or something.
	4:25pm Ursula1000: it's true---just ask Frida Kahlo
	4:25pm Steve from Dunwoody: My lazy eye drinks and goes home. Constance, you are a beauty!
	4:26pm stARBfish: Seen my friend emulsify her finger with one of those once, beware!
	4:27pm solo mon: ARB YIKES!!!
	4:28pm Little Danny: This Doc Bagby is fantastique!
	4:28pm Little Miss cRAB: I watched her wiping the goo out and accidentally depress the power button and I'll never forget it.
	4:29pm Otis: That's certainly not lint in my inside-belly-button, it's my third eyebrow. My fourth eyebrow is scared of the dark but makes due.
	4:29pm Steve from Dunwoody: @Little Danny - Right arm!
	4:29pm Little Miss cRAB: That kinda sounds like Haveno shalom aleichem
	4:29pm Steve from Dunwoody: @Otis - Your inner eyebrow is deep!
	4:30pm Little Miss cRAB: Move over Little Miss Imitiation Crab! You're crab meat
	4:30pm Otis: Ha, Steve!
	4:31pm Feldpausch: OMG ARB I can picture that... my hair has stood up Don King style
	4:31pm Little Danny: Looking forward to the eyebrow competition. Which of these girls will measure up?
	4:31pm Otis: Cuddles brings this hits! Oh Honey! A fav.
	4:31pm Feldpausch: BTW I found Franco. No hot dog illnesses, he's just getting shit done, but he was pleased we were looking for him
	4:32pm StringOFperils: Is this the Soft Clam Bar, or am I in the wrong place?
	4:33pm Aitch: Steamed clams?
	4:33pm Otis: She has my vote!
	4:33pm solo mon: Clams and pearls !
	4:34pm Otis: Velma Velveeta?!
	4:34pm Little Miss cRAB: She has eyebrows like velvet
	4:34pm solo mon: Otis ;-)
	4:34pm Little Danny: Nooo Velma. It cannot be Velma. I hate her.
	4:34pm StringOFperils: And lips like eyebrows
	4:34pm Little Miss cRAB: And she sweats liquid cheese
	4:35pm solo mon: Velveeta is Italian for "lust for life"
	4:35pm StringOFperils: A Wisconsin gal
	4:35pm Constance De Witt: She is the queen of American Cheese.
	4:35pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo mon & cha cha chillin'
	4:35pm solo mon: I love lipbrow! and nostril lashes!
	4:35pm Little Miss cRAB: And her smile could drown a bowl of elbow macaroni
	4:35pm Steve from Dunwoody: Velma's out-of-space guitars get my vote!
	4:35pm solo mon: ellohay Coel!
	4:36pm Otis: A Vote for Velma is a Vote for the true American Cheese, Velveeta. I cast my vote to my Queen!
	4:36pm StringOFperils: Your crab is crowning.
	4:37pm Andres: Oh, the tremolo!
	4:37pm Little Miss cRAB: Shell be the loser of this pageant
	4:37pm Otis: Oh no, I didn't know Francie entered the contest. I need to think this over.
	4:38pm Steve from Dunwoody: But which one is for the children?
	4:39pm HyperDose: Coleslaw shouldn't be as delicious as it is
	4:39pm Little Miss cRAB: The secret ingredient is a little bit of emulsified Honey
	4:39pm solo mon: They eat children... to stay beautiful!
	4:39pm Otis: Now that's some hot sax!
	4:40pm Steve from Dunwoody: Every note has an edge
	4:40pm Andres: Coleslaw gif making me hungry.
	4:40pm solo mon: Saxy salad.
	4:40pm Otis: A sordid story in every note here.
	4:40pm solo mon: I want soft crab and cole slaw!
	4:40pm coelacanth∅: he's shredding it
	4:40pm StringOFperils: I think there's some slaw at the corner of your mouth, Francine....or is that Körnoldt dressing?
	4:40pm HyperDose: Is there anything that CAN'T be emulsified?
	4:40pm Steve from Dunwoody: Ha!
	4:40pm solo mon: @coel LOL
	4:41pm Otis: Hey ya coel, for sure, got a star on that cole slaw one.
	4:41pm Little Danny: YESSS! JUSTICE!
	4:42pm StringOFperils: Cool! Disqualified on account of a crustacean attitude.
	4:42pm StringOFperils: Clawback the crown.
	4:42pm Little Danny: NOOO!
	4:42pm Feldpausch: Tough break Francine La Rue
	4:43pm chresti: Hi solo and cha chas!
	4:43pm solo mon: chresti!!!!!
	4:43pm Little Danny: sorry I can't handle all these pageants emotions anymore
	4:43pm Steve from Dunwoody: The highs! The lows! Drama in the (EDT) afternoon!
	4:43pm solo mon: This plot is hightly Un-Clawsable
	4:44pm Andres: This took a turn into the traumatic. What happened to the happy ending?!
	4:44pm zzmz: gotta luv all out ann margaret
	4:44pm Little Miss cRAB: There's a hair in my crab eggs
	4:44pm solo mon: Ann Margaret is EVERYTHING. So committed.
	4:45pm StringOFperils: Baltimore. Try our crabs!
	4:45pm Little Danny: "winer" callback!
	4:46pm solo mon: W I N E R
	4:46pm solo mon: OOOOOOOH that Velma!
	4:46pm Mr Fab: Boo, boooo! We want Francine! And I don't even like coleslaw!
	4:46pm Otis: Congrats Soft Crab!
	4:46pm Steve from Dunwoody: Baldemar and his guys are replacing the siding on my house right now. He says "Just call me Baltimore."
	4:47pm StringOFperils: Crabs and wieners and wiener water.
	4:47pm velma∅: i'll do ANYTHING ...so long, crabby
	4:47pm Andres: W I E N E R
	4:47pm HyperDose: @Little Danny I understand your level of excitement. I've changed my shoes three times so far during the show!
	4:47pm Little Miss cRAB: Pack yourselves right up in those suitcases and be on your way
	4:47pm solo mon: Hot Dog Walter
	4:47pm Steve from Dunwoody: I am already one!
	4:47pm StringOFperils: You may already be a wiener.
	4:47pm solo mon: Im even invested and I know whats gonna happen!
	4:47pm Steve from Dunwoody: Jinx SoP
	4:48pm Little Miss cRAB: Crack open that shame shell Farm Scene
	4:49pm solo mon: Farm scene shame spiral.
	4:50pm StringOFperils: What time is the girl tractor-pull event?
	4:50pm solo mon: Steve, this just means you belong here.
	4:51pm coelacanth∅: how can you tell if it's a girl tractor?
	4:52pm Steve from Dunwoody: solo monday afts, 4-5, telling google to tell me next week, hope I pay attention!
	4:52pm solo mon: Attractor
	4:53pm Aitch: Girl tractor has a cleft grille
	4:53pm Little Miss cRAB: Girl tractors are smaller and have less gas
	4:54pm Andres: Another cliffhanger?!
	4:54pm Feldpausch: Now let's party and get Emulcified
	4:54pm Little Miss cRAB: Don't fall into the ocean though
	4:54pm HyperDose: I'll bring the Cuisinart!
	4:54pm solo mon: Thank you ARB and Greg Arden for their Turns as Francine and Velma!
	4:54pm StringOFperils: Girl tractor. Deep furrow behind. Place to plant stuff...that grows in there....ew. I disgust myself.
	4:55pm coelacanth∅: hmm, i rode a tractor that was smaller and had less gas, but no cleft grille. ...whatever. i'm open-minded.
	4:55pm Little Danny: Haha I was wondering if that was villainous ARB.
	4:56pm Steve from Dunwoody: <star><star><star> He's shredding it.
	4:56pm Little Miss cRAB: I'm off to go lay some culverts
	4:57pm coelacanth∅: can i watch?
	4:57pm Constance De Witt: Thanks for the fun contest!
	4:57pm Little Miss cRAB: Villain month is right around the corner
	4:57pm Aitch: An easy-lay apparently
	4:57pm StringOFperils: I need a Veuve Cliquot dispenser.
	4:57pm solo mon: Im off to find some steak oscar.
	4:57pm HyperDose: Thanks for the special episode, even though we very well know they're all special. :D
	4:58pm Little Miss cRAB: as speeshal as ever!
	4:58pm Andres: Some of my favourite scenes from Homicide and The Wire were the ones where they went out to eat a table full of crab meat.
	4:58pm solo mon: Some are very some are very very and some are very very very but they are all very special. As are YOU.
	4:58pm chresti: Ha, I thought that was ARB! Thanks solo mon and Greg and ARB!
	4:58pm Little Danny: Well done y'all! These plot twists get me genuinely worked up.
	4:58pm solo mon: SOP I need too!
	4:58pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo mon!
	4:59pm solo mon: Thanks LD! Drama is my middle name ;-)
	4:59pm Andres: Thank you, solo mon!! Thank you, Greg and ARB!!
	4:59pm Little Miss cRAB: I'm starving for crab
	4:59pm HyperDose: I thought it was Samuel?
	4:59pm coelacanth∅: i feel itchy
	4:59pm HyperDose: Seriously, I need to order some ceviche STAT
	5:00pm Little Miss cRAB: Next week it's Velveeta versus Cheddar
	5:00pm solo mon: thanks Andres! Coel! chresti! hyper!
	5:00pm Feldpausch: Cheese Cheese Heels
	5:00pm Otis: Another fantastic adventure and my kinda awards show! Thanks Cuddles and Contestants!
	5:00pm Little Miss cRAB: Constant Contestant
	5:01pm solo mon: Mr Fab! Steve! feld! Con Con! oats! EK! SOP! ANDRES!!
	5:01pm StringOFperils: Crabby. Thanks.
	5:01pm solo mon: U1K! Rich! Until next week cha cha on!!
	5:02pm solo mon: Oats chresti!!
	12:55pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/em): I laughed, I cried, I emulsified! Another radio mxsterpiece!!!!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from April 26, 2021

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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April 26, 2021: Cha Cha Heels Episode 21 : MISS SOFT CRAB

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Royal Teens	Leotards "Leotards" by "Royal Teens"	0:03:04 (Pop-up)
bobby december & the renegades	Invasion	0:07:22 (Pop-up)
The Mixtures	Olive Oyl "Olive Oyl" by "The Mixtures"	0:11:20 (Pop-up)
Rex Garvin and the Mighty Cravers	Emulcified	0:14:25 (Pop-up)
The Dream Girls	Cryin In the Night	0:19:55 (Pop-up)
Wailers	High Wall "High Wall" by "Wailers"	0:22:46 (Pop-up)
Doc Bagby	Muscle Tough "Muscle Tough" by "Doc Bagby"	0:26:34 (Pop-up)
Barney Kessel	Honey Rock "Honey Rock" by "Barney Kessel"	0:30:44 (Pop-up)
Tremelo Beer Gut	Das Model "Das Model" by "Tremelo Beer Gut"	0:33:28 (Pop-up)
Frank Culley	Cole Slaw "Cole Slaw" by "Frank Culley"	0:37:47 (Pop-up)
Pearl Woods	Sippin Sorrow "Sippin Sorrow" by "Pearl Woods"	0:42:40 (Pop-up)
The Piltdown Men	A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody	0:45:01 (Pop-up)
Johnny Acey	Please Don't Go (Back To Baltimore)	0:48:41 (Pop-up)
B. Bumble & The Stingers	Nighttime Madness	0:50:47 (Pop-up)
The Eternals	Rock and Roll Cha Cha	0:53:50 (Pop-up)
The Starliners	The Pogo "The Pogo" by "The Starliners"	0:56:29 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	3:58pm stARBfish: Hellllloo!
	3:59pm solo mon: Ellloohay stARBfish!
	4:00pm Rich in Washington: Hell Oh
	4:00pm Eric Kilkenny: Cha Cha Cha!
	4:00pm solo mon: Who likes soft shell crab???
	4:00pm Ursula1000: cha cha cha ching!
	4:01pm stARBfish: "We can never stop from wearing cha cha boots"
	4:01pm HyperDose: Thanks for always putting on the chillest of shows, ARB. Yeah I said it here like a rebel! Oh hey Solo, sup? :)
	4:01pm Otis: I'm dressed to the B for Babs, far from the more dapper dressing to the T. Ready to walk down the glitter carpet.
	4:01pm solo mon: ellohay Rich, Eric, U1K, hyperDose! very very special episode today.
	4:01pm Aitch: Cha!
	4:02pm solo mon: ellohay OTIS! Aitch!
	4:02pm Sem: Hello, solo/mon, the down at the heels, and those who have thrown a shoe.
	4:02pm Andres: Hello, solo mon! Afternoon, all! Very special episode?! Yay!!
	4:02pm solo mon: Ellohay Sem!
	4:02pm Ursula1000: I keep doing the Fonzi thing to my computer but nothing's working!
	4:02pm Constance De Witt: Me and Mom we watch the Oscars every yer!
	4:02pm Aitch: Just in time, good morning all
	4:03pm Feldpausch: I get it... Cannibal is the 'stew' or Oscar, and Cha Cha Heels is the pile of crab on top, the Stop Hitting Yourself is gonna have an asparagus pee song
	4:03pm solo mon: Ellohay Con Con!
	4:03pm Andres: *Left out a very.
	4:03pm solo mon: Get some leotards people!!!
	4:03pm Steve from Dunwoody: That's an awful thing to say about Leo.
	4:03pm solo mon: Andres Maybe this episode is less special some how to Korny!
	4:04pm Feldpausch: Good name for fans of Leo DiCaprio?
	4:04pm Constance De Witt: Mom told me I'm not allowed to wear shorts shorts. But Leland is! Can I wear leotards?
	4:04pm Feldpausch: Jinx Steve from Dunwoody
	4:04pm solo mon: LOL Steve!!!
	4:04pm Steve from Dunwoody: @feldpausch Jinx Feld
	4:05pm Constance De Witt: Feld !!! naughty!
	4:05pm solo mon: At least leo - is in demand!
	4:05pm Otis: Constance... Leland picked up a bag going to the Goodwill here with all of my old summer short shorts and hot pants.
	4:05pm Steve from Dunwoody: You beat me! :-(
	4:05pm Constance De Witt: I was a Leotard for a short time back in the day.
	4:05pm solo mon: hahaha Feld jinxies jokes.
	4:06pm solo mon: I love leotard print anything.
	4:06pm solo mon: Cuddles!
	4:07pm Otis: Cuddles, it's been so long. I assume you are doing quite well at your spring home in the hills?
	4:08pm solo mon: Cuddles wishes she lived in Conneticut all year!
	4:09pm stARBfish: Thanks HyperDose for way back @4:01!
	4:09pm Andres: Spanx killed the leotard.
	4:10pm Feldpausch: No leotards here, but a third of my closet is spandex cycling clothes
	4:10pm stARBfish: I'm unitarded
	4:10pm Otis: Feld, a third of my closet is WFMU wear.
	4:11pm solo mon: Have you got bad skin, no hair, weird shoulders, a five head, an under bite, over bite, block head, long face, Flappy cakes, Fupa, side rolls, back rolls, back hair, bus driver arms, hammer toes, hammer pants, prehensal tail, vestigial anything, pop eyes, bitch face, monobrow, corn teeth, elephant tit or small cox. but feel you are still visually stunning? Well you could be a winner baby, at Cha Cha Heels Beyond Beauty pageant. At the beyond beauty pageant we spit in the face of conventional beauty, and think it looks better that way. If you think you got what it takes get down to the Charles Fart Theater tonight... Who will wear the crown of new beauty? beyond beauty, It could be YOU!
	4:11pm Aitch: Moose-knuckle?
	4:11pm HyperDose: Why don't we do a WFMU buy back program? Buy back all of the old shirts and sell them at a markup as "vintage". Soft shell crab will be served as an incentive.
	4:12pm Feldpausch: This list is a keeper
	4:12pm solo mon: HyperDose, they can be peronalized with mustard and ketchup stains!
	4:12pm Sem: A checklist for success.
	4:12pm Aitch: I think there's a powder to kill them soft shell crabs?
	4:13pm Otis: Instant WFMU bibs! I like where this is going.
	4:13pm solo mon: Add moose knuckle to the list!
	4:13pm Feldpausch: Otis, we can make WFMU cycling kits
	4:13pm HyperDose: @Aitch Teeth work better, trust me.
	4:13pm Little Danny: Hellooo Solo Mon and fellow mons.
	4:14pm Steve from Dunwoody: Pass the bis-kicks, Olive.
	4:14pm Otis: Bike kits with reflectors, a basket and a little bell that alternates between woof woof and moo moo
	4:14pm solo mon: Ellohay little danny!!!
	4:14pm Constance De Witt: Can I participate in the beauty contest? I have no eyebrows.
	4:15pm Otis: No more office naps, helloooo L Danny!
	4:15pm Little Danny: DEADSTOCK TAB L@@K!
	4:15pm Andres: Bus Driver Arm class at my gym is always full.
	4:15pm solo mon: Babsolutely Con Con!
	4:15pm Little Danny: Hi hi Otis
	4:16pm solo mon: If you cultivate your bus driver arm you can hang glide.
	4:16pm Steve from Dunwoody: I had no idea I was emulcified at the time, Occifer.
	4:16pm Steve from Dunwoody: Paralytic, sure...
	4:17pm solo mon: LOL
	4:20pm Steve from Dunwoody: Oh, look at that ultra-attractive listener over there with no eyebrows.
	4:20pm stARBfish: Velma made Farm Scene cry!
	4:20pm Otis: Looking forward to 2022 when Cha Cha Heels goes on a Cabaret Tour and we'll see you at 2 spots in Montreal throwing red scarfs over nightshades.
	4:20pm solo mon: Some more cry GIFS for ya!
	4:20pm Feldpausch: Miss Oscar of the Sea
	4:21pm Constance De Witt: Miss V. Vita. Steve, it's all in the lazy eye of the beholder!
	4:21pm solo mon: No eyebrows are the bottom line require ment for beyond beauty. No eye brows or 5 eyebrows.
	4:22pm solo mon: That Velma she's got claws.
	4:22pm Andres: I had a hand blender for years before realizing it could also emulsify. So many wasted opportunities to make aioli.
	4:22pm stARBfish: I've got three eyebrows, one is above my lip
	4:24pm solo mon: Our marketing team said please use more cry GIFs, we are just trying for our quota.
	4:24pm solo mon: Ive got thighbrows.
	4:24pm Andres: The third eyebrow allows for clear thought.
	4:25pm solo mon: Andres I have an emulsifier and I never use it. I think they are invented to forget about or something.
	4:25pm Ursula1000: it's true---just ask Frida Kahlo
	4:25pm Steve from Dunwoody: My lazy eye drinks and goes home. Constance, you are a beauty!
	4:26pm stARBfish: Seen my friend emulsify her finger with one of those once, beware!
	4:27pm solo mon: ARB YIKES!!!
	4:28pm Little Danny: This Doc Bagby is fantastique!
	4:28pm Little Miss cRAB: I watched her wiping the goo out and accidentally depress the power button and I'll never forget it.
	4:29pm Otis: That's certainly not lint in my inside-belly-button, it's my third eyebrow. My fourth eyebrow is scared of the dark but makes due.
	4:29pm Steve from Dunwoody: @Little Danny - Right arm!
	4:29pm Little Miss cRAB: That kinda sounds like Haveno shalom aleichem
	4:29pm Steve from Dunwoody: @Otis - Your inner eyebrow is deep!
	4:30pm Little Miss cRAB: Move over Little Miss Imitiation Crab! You're crab meat
	4:30pm Otis: Ha, Steve!
	4:31pm Feldpausch: OMG ARB I can picture that... my hair has stood up Don King style
	4:31pm Little Danny: Looking forward to the eyebrow competition. Which of these girls will measure up?
	4:31pm Otis: Cuddles brings this hits! Oh Honey! A fav.
	4:31pm Feldpausch: BTW I found Franco. No hot dog illnesses, he's just getting shit done, but he was pleased we were looking for him
	4:32pm StringOFperils: Is this the Soft Clam Bar, or am I in the wrong place?
	4:33pm Aitch: Steamed clams?
	4:33pm Otis: She has my vote!
	4:33pm solo mon: Clams and pearls !
	4:34pm Otis: Velma Velveeta?!
	4:34pm Little Miss cRAB: She has eyebrows like velvet
	4:34pm solo mon: Otis ;-)
	4:34pm Little Danny: Nooo Velma. It cannot be Velma. I hate her.
	4:34pm StringOFperils: And lips like eyebrows
	4:34pm Little Miss cRAB: And she sweats liquid cheese
	4:35pm solo mon: Velveeta is Italian for "lust for life"
	4:35pm StringOFperils: A Wisconsin gal
	4:35pm Constance De Witt: She is the queen of American Cheese.
	4:35pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo mon & cha cha chillin'
	4:35pm solo mon: I love lipbrow! and nostril lashes!
	4:35pm Little Miss cRAB: And her smile could drown a bowl of elbow macaroni
	4:35pm Steve from Dunwoody: Velma's out-of-space guitars get my vote!
	4:35pm solo mon: ellohay Coel!
	4:36pm Otis: A Vote for Velma is a Vote for the true American Cheese, Velveeta. I cast my vote to my Queen!
	4:36pm StringOFperils: Your crab is crowning.
	4:37pm Andres: Oh, the tremolo!
	4:37pm Little Miss cRAB: Shell be the loser of this pageant
	4:37pm Otis: Oh no, I didn't know Francie entered the contest. I need to think this over.
	4:38pm Steve from Dunwoody: But which one is for the children?
	4:39pm HyperDose: Coleslaw shouldn't be as delicious as it is
	4:39pm Little Miss cRAB: The secret ingredient is a little bit of emulsified Honey
	4:39pm solo mon: They eat children... to stay beautiful!
	4:39pm Otis: Now that's some hot sax!
	4:40pm Steve from Dunwoody: Every note has an edge
	4:40pm Andres: Coleslaw gif making me hungry.
	4:40pm solo mon: Saxy salad.
	4:40pm Otis: A sordid story in every note here.
	4:40pm solo mon: I want soft crab and cole slaw!
	4:40pm coelacanth∅: he's shredding it
	4:40pm StringOFperils: I think there's some slaw at the corner of your mouth, Francine....or is that Körnoldt dressing?
	4:40pm HyperDose: Is there anything that CAN'T be emulsified?
	4:40pm Steve from Dunwoody: Ha!
	4:40pm solo mon: @coel LOL
	4:41pm Otis: Hey ya coel, for sure, got a star on that cole slaw one.
	4:41pm Little Danny: YESSS! JUSTICE!
	4:42pm StringOFperils: Cool! Disqualified on account of a crustacean attitude.
	4:42pm StringOFperils: Clawback the crown.
	4:42pm Little Danny: NOOO!
	4:42pm Feldpausch: Tough break Francine La Rue
	4:43pm chresti: Hi solo and cha chas!
	4:43pm solo mon: chresti!!!!!
	4:43pm Little Danny: sorry I can't handle all these pageants emotions anymore
	4:43pm Steve from Dunwoody: The highs! The lows! Drama in the (EDT) afternoon!
	4:43pm solo mon: This plot is hightly Un-Clawsable
	4:44pm Andres: This took a turn into the traumatic. What happened to the happy ending?!
	4:44pm zzmz: gotta luv all out ann margaret
	4:44pm Little Miss cRAB: There's a hair in my crab eggs
	4:44pm solo mon: Ann Margaret is EVERYTHING. So committed.
	4:45pm StringOFperils: Baltimore. Try our crabs!
	4:45pm Little Danny: "winer" callback!
	4:46pm solo mon: W I N E R
	4:46pm solo mon: OOOOOOOH that Velma!
	4:46pm Mr Fab: Boo, boooo! We want Francine! And I don't even like coleslaw!
	4:46pm Otis: Congrats Soft Crab!
	4:46pm Steve from Dunwoody: Baldemar and his guys are replacing the siding on my house right now. He says "Just call me Baltimore."
	4:47pm StringOFperils: Crabs and wieners and wiener water.
	4:47pm velma∅: i'll do ANYTHING ...so long, crabby
	4:47pm Andres: W I E N E R
	4:47pm HyperDose: @Little Danny I understand your level of excitement. I've changed my shoes three times so far during the show!
	4:47pm Little Miss cRAB: Pack yourselves right up in those suitcases and be on your way
	4:47pm solo mon: Hot Dog Walter
	4:47pm Steve from Dunwoody: I am already one!
	4:47pm StringOFperils: You may already be a wiener.
	4:47pm solo mon: Im even invested and I know whats gonna happen!
	4:47pm Steve from Dunwoody: Jinx SoP
	4:48pm Little Miss cRAB: Crack open that shame shell Farm Scene
	4:49pm solo mon: Farm scene shame spiral.
	4:50pm StringOFperils: What time is the girl tractor-pull event?
	4:50pm solo mon: Steve, this just means you belong here.
	4:51pm coelacanth∅: how can you tell if it's a girl tractor?
	4:52pm Steve from Dunwoody: solo monday afts, 4-5, telling google to tell me next week, hope I pay attention!
	4:52pm solo mon: Attractor
	4:53pm Aitch: Girl tractor has a cleft grille
	4:53pm Little Miss cRAB: Girl tractors are smaller and have less gas
	4:54pm Andres: Another cliffhanger?!
	4:54pm Feldpausch: Now let's party and get Emulcified
	4:54pm Little Miss cRAB: Don't fall into the ocean though
	4:54pm HyperDose: I'll bring the Cuisinart!
	4:54pm solo mon: Thank you ARB and Greg Arden for their Turns as Francine and Velma!
	4:54pm StringOFperils: Girl tractor. Deep furrow behind. Place to plant stuff...that grows in there....ew. I disgust myself.
	4:55pm coelacanth∅: hmm, i rode a tractor that was smaller and had less gas, but no cleft grille. ...whatever. i'm open-minded.
	4:55pm Little Danny: Haha I was wondering if that was villainous ARB.
	4:56pm Steve from Dunwoody: <star><star><star> He's shredding it.
	4:56pm Little Miss cRAB: I'm off to go lay some culverts
	4:57pm coelacanth∅: can i watch?
	4:57pm Constance De Witt: Thanks for the fun contest!
	4:57pm Little Miss cRAB: Villain month is right around the corner
	4:57pm Aitch: An easy-lay apparently
	4:57pm StringOFperils: I need a Veuve Cliquot dispenser.
	4:57pm solo mon: Im off to find some steak oscar.
	4:57pm HyperDose: Thanks for the special episode, even though we very well know they're all special. :D
	4:58pm Little Miss cRAB: as speeshal as ever!
	4:58pm Andres: Some of my favourite scenes from Homicide and The Wire were the ones where they went out to eat a table full of crab meat.
	4:58pm solo mon: Some are very some are very very and some are very very very but they are all very special. As are YOU.
	4:58pm chresti: Ha, I thought that was ARB! Thanks solo mon and Greg and ARB!
	4:58pm Little Danny: Well done y'all! These plot twists get me genuinely worked up.
	4:58pm solo mon: SOP I need too!
	4:58pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo mon!
	4:59pm solo mon: Thanks LD! Drama is my middle name ;-)
	4:59pm Andres: Thank you, solo mon!! Thank you, Greg and ARB!!
	4:59pm Little Miss cRAB: I'm starving for crab
	4:59pm HyperDose: I thought it was Samuel?
	4:59pm coelacanth∅: i feel itchy
	4:59pm HyperDose: Seriously, I need to order some ceviche STAT
	5:00pm Little Miss cRAB: Next week it's Velveeta versus Cheddar
	5:00pm solo mon: thanks Andres! Coel! chresti! hyper!
	5:00pm Feldpausch: Cheese Cheese Heels
	5:00pm Otis: Another fantastic adventure and my kinda awards show! Thanks Cuddles and Contestants!
	5:00pm Little Miss cRAB: Constant Contestant
	5:01pm solo mon: Mr Fab! Steve! feld! Con Con! oats! EK! SOP! ANDRES!!
	5:01pm StringOFperils: Crabby. Thanks.
	5:01pm solo mon: U1K! Rich! Until next week cha cha on!!
	5:02pm solo mon: Oats chresti!!
	12:55pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/em): I laughed, I cried, I emulsified! Another radio mxsterpiece!!!!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from April 26, 2021

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