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Professor Dum Dum, scientist of music, performs experiments in music and human behaviour. Living, breathing volunteers subject themselves to his verbal vivisection, helping all to understand what laymen call "absurdity." (Visit homepage.)
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Vovka:
Doug in DC:
reggie bewsh:
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this is p. good
Nick the Bard:
Once there, the doors are opened, anda pile of tools, wood, and other building supplies are piled a few feet away. Being that the need to build toys is hardwired into them, they'd all run out (or at least the ones that didn't spill out first) and over to the pile to get to work, but as they're doing so, the sun and the heat work agaisnt them, causing their skin to split open and their bodies to explode due to their short stature, thick paddings of fat, and the extreme cold they were bred for.
Which brings up another point, that being that Santa is often refered to as a "jolly old elf". Unless this is some sort of metaphorical refrence and he is really a mutant dwarf, clearly he moved out from the woods and needing some sort of food source, bred a number of other elves with dwarves as a food source. At the same time, the polar elves started to run out too quickly, so he started having them build toys as an excuse to travel the world and start eating cookies that were left for him. BUt soon, he'll grow tired of the cookies, and start kidnapping children for his meals like the true monster he is.