WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from October 19, 2012

Listener comments!
	6:01pm FRANGRY: HI WEIRDOS
	6:01pm peteheavycream: hello, wierdos. ladies
	6:01pm Danne D: Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi Foodbed :) <3 Hi Weirdos :)
	6:01pm Spike: HELLO PETS!!!!!
	6:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: What's up, Weirdos?
	6:01pm John McCabe in L.A.: hi
	6:01pm Danne D: This topic has me pondering what Granny Frangry would be like :)
	6:02pm robyn: yay...i've been looking forward to this all day. the pressure's on ladies.
	6:02pm Carmichael: Robot Dance!!!
	6:03pm Danne D: Hi Pete, Spikey, McCabe, KFHP, and robyn and Carmichael :)
	6:03pm g: Is it meet up or meat up?
	6:03pm DJKG: you are hilarious
	6:04pm Danne D: 8( I can't make it 8( I suggest pepper spray as a present for Frangry and Foodbed
	6:04pm Mike: Can Foodbed please please please say "kitten"!?
	6:04pm peteheavycream: dark chocolate, red wine and xanax. nice tuseday night.
	6:04pm Mr E: happy Friday
	6:04pm peteheavycream: hey danne
	6:04pm Danne D: Michele with Ponytail and Headband = Hawt
	6:05pm robyn: mmmm YEAH PONYTAILS
	6:05pm peteheavycream: see you tuesday
	6:05pm g: Chaperone Ken?
	6:05pm Danne D: "Goodbye Kitten" should be Michele's tag line.
	6:05pm giraffe-o: Will we get to see Frangry and Muller make out?
	6:06pm Danne D: @g yeah I think ken will have a chaperone
	6:06pm robyn: @giraffe-o we know that's how this story ends.
	6:06pm g: Dementia is demented!
	6:07pm peteheavycream: i think frangry randomly getting slapped happens a lot more than see's letting on
	6:07pm Danne D: The old guy at the bagel place I go to once in a while was on a smoke break outside (where I was eating my bagel) and was telling me how he basically got chased out of the Euopean country he was from b/c he was caught sleeping with some dude's wife. Dude's like 90
	6:07pm robyn: i hope you get angry old people calling in (probably to complain about you kids - they're trapped)
	6:08pm giraffe-o: Is whats-his-face invited to the meetup? Oh, yeah, Andy Cohen.
	6:08pm Mike: Thank you! I'm in love
	6:08pm Danne D: An elderly relative in a nursing home has the staff there check once in a while b/c she swears she won the Brazilian lottery for like $100million
	6:08pm other david: Sounds like this John is occupied.
	6:09pm FRANGRY: The Meet Up is Tuesday, October 23 from 7-9PM at Beauty Bar on East 14 Street, between 2 & 3 Avenues!
	6:10pm Danne D: cries I know I can't make it
	6:10pm robyn: why do old people smell the way they do, and how can i prevent this?
	6:10pm Carmichael: Elderly encounters?? Sheeeit, just go to Florida.
	6:10pm Greg: I accidentally found a claymation documentary about senior citzens having safe sex.
	6:10pm Danne D: If I hear any reports of slapping of Frangry or Michele at the meet-up I am coming for that person. Only warning.
	6:11pm peteheavycream: my friend zumba's. and she is not normal
	6:11pm Danne D: Coming soon: Dead up Weirdo with Frangry and Spike
	6:11pm FRANGRY: PLEDGE, FUCKERS!
	6:12pm Danne D: You haven't lived until you've had your Nana threaten you with scissors to get you a beer. (I was a like 4 at the time - I don't remember this incident though)
	6:12pm Josh: Frangry/Michele - How about slaps to the backside?
	6:13pm hamburger: I would like to be a neighbor of Spike's, it'd either be horribly awesome or awesomely horrible, I'm happy to flip a coin
	6:13pm Ian: My grandfather developed dimensia in the years immediately prior to his death. And while it was really difficult to watch, it did result in a few hilarious moments. My favorite of which is one time when he got out of the bathroom, he announced: "I can't believe it! I was almost done. I was just about to stand up, but then the crap I just took shot right back up into my ass! Then it wouldn't come back out. I just have no idea."
	6:13pm John McCabe in L.A.: I would pledge but I never finished paying the last pledge drive so need to take care of that first
	6:13pm peteheavycream: claymation sex is never safe, trust me
	6:14pm Danne D: Who made the list? Was that me? I had a co-worker interrupt my listening :(
	6:15pm Danne D: I have no comment on this article: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/06/26/nursing-home-residents-need-sex-researchers-say/
	6:15pm robyn: wow, Ian, that story is great. should def. be on the list.
	6:16pm peteheavycream: adam west really let himself go
	6:16pm Danne D: yet another topic where I have to be really careful not to unplug my earphones and have this go over the PC speakers...
	6:18pm Danne D: Is Muller going to draw a comic version of the meet-up for those of us who can't make it?
	6:18pm Johnny Muller: @ Danne D already did!
	6:19pm peteheavycream: you could die tomorrow. better start doing heroin
	6:20pm peteheavycream: how many people are you expecting on tuesday?
	6:21pm Skirkie: I went on a golf trip a few years ago with my grandpop and uncles and apparently my grandpop walks from bathroom to bedroom buck naked before and after showers.
	6:21pm Greg: This is the claymation movie and it will make you barf. http://ka.uvuvideo.org/_Sex-and-The-Seniors-/video/804701/86294.html
	6:22pm Jerome: Has Michele uninvited her boyfriend yet?
	6:22pm FRANGRY: 4 people
	6:23pm g: Beauty Bar is filled with the ghosts of bad rinses past...
	6:23pm Danne D: @Johnny Muller sees the future :) I was gonna do a new stick figure one like I did for last year's meetup :)
	6:24pm peteheavycream: yes, i'll be there
	6:24pm Carmichael: I was in Tampa and was physically threatened by an old geezer I accidentally cut in line. The more I horse-laughed, the madder he got. His ancient spouse had to hold him back, which she actually COULD do. That's how sad this bastard was.
	6:24pm Danne D: It'll be like 5 weirdos and Frangry and Michele and 14 bodyguards
	6:25pm Civil war reenactor: Stop the hatin'!
	6:25pm Danne D: Future Topic: Sass back stories.
	6:26pm Carmichael: So we're all doing heroin on Tuesday, right?
	6:27pm g: Gramma be rockin'!
	6:27pm dooseldorf: old people are lonely and invisable
	6:27pm g: Meet up or meat up?
	6:27pm DJKG: people don't know about michele's neuroses? really?
	6:27pm peteheavycream: i'm the same way, michele. it's gonna be bananas awkward
	6:28pm Weed Head: Jonny Muller and Pocono Johnny are gonna have an old fashioned duel over Frangry's affections.
	6:28pm Jerome: Michele "Anxiety/Foodbed"
	6:29pm robyn: enjoying the '90s color of this story.
	6:29pm g: How many delivery guys listen to this show?
	6:30pm peteheavycream: michele in bars at 14, sure explains a lot
	6:30pm ludes 4 dudes: Michele = "xanex bed."
	6:30pm Carmichael: I'd go on Tuesday, but Frangry just called me a fucker way back in a previous post.
	6:31pm g: @ Carmichael: are you?
	6:31pm Seriously: Michele at last years meetup looked like she was ready to jump out of her skin. Recognize her as the anxious lady at the bar. Never leaving the security of her perch. She may look judgmental but it is really just the manifestation of her inner turmoil.
	6:31pm James Bondage: Old people stories = radio gold.
	6:32pm peteheavycream: is michele drunk yet?
	6:32pm Carmichael: @g: Well, uhhh, ummm ... Now you're muddying up the argument with facts.
	6:33pm g: @ Seriously: Michele is just smart.
	6:33pm Irwin: IMPEACH KEN!
	6:34pm peteheavycream: down with station dictator ken
	6:34pm g: Smart = crazy.
	6:34pm Nicole: A really old, frail-looking guy came in the grocery store my mom works at and randomly told her that "He'd bring her in the back seat of his car and show my mom what he can do" Gross.
	6:34pm robyn: you guys are all power hungry now from this show. maybe that's what ken was afraid of.
	6:35pm Mr. ball smash: 100 yrs, in radio? Ken qualifies as OLD.
	6:35pm Mr E: So my granda went to a nursing home and we were cleaning out the attic...opened a box and found sex toys and sex books...never thought of gradma the same way after that!
	6:35pm g: Ken is just misunderstood...and an old crazy guy.
	6:35pm Michele's other L: I'm lonely.
	6:35pm Carmichael: Frangry, Ken is saddled with Andy. You managed to trade up to Michele. Maybe Ken can replace Andy with Kenny G. It could be the Ken and Kenny Show. Sheeeiit, talk about Radio Gold!
	6:35pm Seriously: Ken was nervous because half the djs are geezers. And he is the one they'll kvetch to.
	6:36pm ken's mom: Leave my fragile boy alone!
	6:37pm Carmichael: What does kvetch mean?
	6:37pm robyn: wow. ken, johnny muller, mike mckenzie...frangry certainly has a type.
	6:37pm Danne D: Okay I think we've had enough elderly bodily fluid calls now...
	6:37pm Skirkie: My brother is convinced that Ken looks just like the future version of me. I don't see it.
	6:37pm Michele's Boyfriend: I'm not going to the meet-up.
	6:38pm Elwyn: I just woke up. Did I miss any nasty stories of old people sex?
	6:38pm peteheavycream: screw school, get drunk
	6:38pm Elwyn: I just woke up. Did I miss any nasty stories of old people sex?
	6:38pm peteheavycream: i'm not a nerd. i'm a drunk
	6:38pm Danne D: @Skirkie now that you mention it...
	6:38pm dooseldorf: My grandmother was waiting for a bus to go downtown when it started to rain...she was wearing a long dress and when it started to rain she lifter the back of the dress over her hat. When she got on the bus the driver asked her why she put her dress up over her hat..she said to the driver.." The hat is new the ass is old"..
	6:38pm Danne D: Stormtrooper Elwyn :)
	6:38pm Andy??!!: Will Andy be at the meet up or is he too ashamed to show his face after being fired by Frangry?
	6:38pm Carmichael: Screw school, do some heroin.
	6:39pm Doctor guy: We will give any hot chick as much Percoset as they need...
	6:39pm Danne D: (I envision the Andynistas having a Ron Paul style protest outside.)
	6:39pm Father James: you two need to get to confession pronto.
	6:40pm g: I've got a very short...
	6:40pm Skirkie: @Danne D - Maybe I'm Ken's Looper assassin.
	6:40pm Danne D: I have that damn Samantha Fox song in my head now :(
	6:40pm Michele's Inner Child: I'm so afraid.
	6:40pm peteheavycream: michele is the master of the unnecessary dump
	6:41pm DJKG: my favorite part of your show is you two talking over callers bickering about whether or not words should have been dumped.
	6:41pm Danne D: I Wanna Have Some Fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCLSSwVI2DE
	6:42pm really Andy?: Was Andy fired?? No way!!
	6:42pm Danne D: Frangry needs to give Michele the list of safe words?
	6:42pm Carmichael: I'm not a nerd, but someone recently called me a "tard".
	6:43pm peteheavycream: what's the dress code for tuesday?
	6:44pm Todd: people call me RE-TODD all the time!
	6:44pm Danne D: what is this guy John Travolta? "Oh Ma Gaad"
	6:44pm g: A DVD of Ken lecturing the staff on dump words would be a great Marathon giveaway...
	6:44pm Carmichael: @pete: nudist casual.
	6:44pm Jordan: Frangry - Does vodka help Michele's awkwardness?
	6:44pm DJKG: "Staff members and on-air guests must not play or speak obscene material at any hour, Staff members and on-air guests may not speak indecent material at any hour. Indecent recordings (excluding recordings of WFMU staff) are permissible under certain conditions, described below. DJs are expected to audition material that may contain obscene or indecent material." WFMU is required by the FCC to have this policy. It does not represent the thinking of WFMU management. It is a federal requirement that we must implement in order to preserve the other freedoms that WFMU's broadcasters enjoy. The FCC's policy paper of April 2001, and several key decisions from 4/2001 to 10/2003 offer guidelines and examples of what the FCC considers to be actionable obscene and/or indecent material. The FCC guidelines are extremely difficult to translate into station policy, so the following (hopefully comprehensible) guidelines were devised to offer the station the maximum amount of free expression, while safely avoiding material the courts have consistently ruled to be illegal and worthy of large fines. "Obscene" material is illegal 24 hours a day. Obscene material (as defined internally, by WFMU) includes any obvious, language-based reference, depiction or description of sexual or excretory matter/behavior that is lacking mainstream artistic, scientific or educational merit. Obscene material also includes the standard curse words (fuck, shit, cock, twat, piss, etc.) if they are used in a literal sense (describing a sexual or excretory act or body part). "Indecent" material (again, as defined internally, by WFMU) is permissible under certain conditions. It is permissible to play recordings that contain curse words provided that both of the following criteria are met: 1) The curse word does not refer to sexual or excretory matter or behavior, and 2) There is not more than two “non-literal” curse word every three minutes, and no more than three within any 15 minute period. During the safe harbor period (11pm to 5am), there may not be more than one non-literal curse word every 30 seconds and no more than three within any 15 minute period. For a curse word to fulfill condition #1 above, the non-literal usage of the word must be unambiguous. For example, the word must unmistakably be used as an adjective (the FCC example of “this is fucking excellent ice cream”). If a usage is ambiguous (eg, the term “fucking around” could be either literal or non-literal), it will be deemed to be obscene, not indecent, and therefore not allowable under any conditions. Note that the safe harbor period is NOT an "anything goes" period – far from it. DJs, callers and guests are still not permitted to utter curse words. Songs that have more than one “non-literal” curse per 30 seconds (e.g., "fuck that shit") are still not permitted from 11pm to 5am. This policy does not hinge on the presence or absence of curse words. The policy depends on the presence or absence of sexual or excretory meaning. The station’s policy and the FCC’s policy forbids a lot of material that contains no curse words at all. Euphemism (e.g., "giving head") and proper terms (e.g., "penis” and “vagina") are still not permitted at any hour if these words or phrases are used to depict or describe sexual or excretory matter or behavior that is lacking mainstream artistic, scientific or educational merit. Disclaimers are irrelevant. Bleeping out the middle portion of a word is irrelevant. Even bleeping out the entire bad word is irrelevant if the sexual or excretory meaning is still apparent. For the purposes of this discussion, the term “indecency” will mean either indecent or obscene material.
	6:44pm Danne D: what do you want to see their things in Frangry?
	6:45pm peteheavycream: just to be clear, sweatpants are ok. right?
	6:45pm Ric: Tuesday dress code: heels & stockings.
	6:45pm Tito Vodka: Hey Michele, I'm waiting for you in mass quantity Tuesday night.
	6:45pm Danne D: Summary of the last call: Someone peed in public.
	6:45pm Elwyn: @Danne D: Samantha Fox's big hit was "Touch Me". Damn. I wish I could come to the Meetup with my gold foil short shorts just to impress/disgust Frangry.
	6:45pm Elwyn: @Danne D: Samantha Fox's big hit was "Touch Me". Damn. I wish I could come to the Meetup with my gold foil short shorts just to impress/disgust Frangry.
	6:46pm g: Percoset and tequila shots!
	6:46pm peteheavycream: thanks. i guess
	6:46pm robyn: michele, you said this was the first thing that made you happy in the past week and a half. tequila is the problem.
	6:46pm Skirkie: Ok so dress code: stuff you're willing to get vomit on.
	6:46pm Jose Quervo: Come to me, Michele my pet. Like Dracula at a blood bank.
	6:47pm Elwyn: Barf on each of them and see which creepazoids get off on it!
	6:47pm ?: DJKG: WTF??? who gives a shat.
	6:47pm Danne D: Throw Up Weirdo?
	6:48pm Carmichael: Michele, try Everclear. Buy it by the gallon.
	6:48pm peteheavycream: good night ladies. great show. wow that last call was great. see you tuesday i'll be the large fella with the hair all over his head and face
	6:48pm Danne D: @Elwyn Samantha Fox had more hit songs that society should probably be comfortable with.
	6:48pm Doug in Tangiers: puking on listeners is never good for ratings.
	6:50pm Samantha Fox: "Naughty girls need love too."
	6:51pm Elwyn: @Danne D: I guess I was less focused on her hits than something that rhymes with "hits".
	6:51pm Danne D: I was typing out a story. But it sucked. So I deleted it. I should get a sticker for sparing you this story.
	6:51pm Jordan: You definitely need PM Amy & Missa at the meet-up.
	6:52pm stevo UK: Sam Fox song was called touch me (touch me,i want to feel your body). I'm going to shoot myself now........
	6:52pm Danne D: @Elwyn pits? You're a freak!
	6:53pm Danne D: Has a Samantha Fox song ever been done at Hoof N Mouth? If not I think we have a winning idea for Michele and Frangry next marathon :)
	6:53pm Samantha Fox now: I'm elderly and naughty and still need love.
	6:53pm Elwyn: Who do you think we'll be wanking to as old geezers?
	6:54pm Danne D: Hey it's Rusty from the bottom of a well.
	6:54pm Jimi: Sounds like 2 winners tonight!
	6:54pm Lame Jane: Hawaii sucks.
	6:55pm Elwyn: @Danne D: we're sending our love (and body fluids) down the well!
	6:55pm robyn: the only old people story i have that comes to mind is from when i volunteered to phonebank for hillary clinton in '08 in south carolina. i had previously felt good about my support for her but everyone who was volunteering was old, white, an d declared that if hillary didn't get in they would "have to" vote for John McCain. One of the old women later decided to tell me how a black girl "stole" her granddaughter's spot on the cheerleading squad and "so...well...you KNOW how they only look out for THEMSELVES." so she wasn't going to vote obama. anyway, it's a story but obviously not a very humorous one.
	6:55pm Skirkie: Bad Company this guy.
	6:55pm God: Behave ladies. Hawaiians need love too.
	6:55pm Ric: Shhhh, I wanna hear the story.
	6:56pm Danne D: LOL I think they only caught the parrot part of that call :)
	6:56pm Jordan: See you at the meet-up ladies.
	6:56pm Ian: I was going to say "My vote is for PM Amy. Public restroom shenanigans always win." But now I vote for Frangry and Michelle to win the show themselves for their comments during Rusty's call.
	6:56pm Ken: Love it when the mikes are in mono.
	6:57pm Danne D: My penis is very old and wrinkly.
	6:57pm Carmichael: I paid attention for the entire hour. What's wrong with me?
	6:57pm Carlitos B-E: Mystery Science Shut-up Weirdo!! Awesome, do it more-
	6:57pm Danne D: I'm impressed that that dude's tin-can phone has a string that goes all the way across the ocean from Hawaii
	6:57pm Jason: Have a good w/e kids.
	6:57pm FRANGRY: DONT FORGET THE MEETUP! TUesday, Oct 23 Beauty Bar on 14th street between 2 & 3 Avenues 7-9PM
	6:57pm puddin pants: Frangrys love for Pocono will forever triumph!
	6:58pm Sven: hey is the meetup gonna suck?
	6:58pm Danne D: Bye Frangry :) <3333 Bye Foodbed :) <3 Bye Weirdos :) This tube of toothpaste story makes me miss TubaRuba :(
	6:58pm Elwyn: @danne d: you've been in the bath too long.
	6:58pm FRANGRY: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm Danne D: Have fun at the meet-up without me weirdos :(
	6:58pm Skirkie: Maybe I'll wear my Pocono hoodie on Tues.
	6:58pm alberto: bye, have a good one!!!
	6:58pm Danne D: @Frangry and Michele please post pictures of all of the awkwardness :D
	6:58pm g: Is it meetup or meatup?
	6:59pm robyn: great show ladies!
	6:59pm Danne D: Oh, naturally that penis comment wasn't me.
	6:59pm Danne D: Bye folks!
	10:38am Listener zero: With 7SD not producing their premiums, SUW having been hijacked by the creator's co-host, and NP only being a 1-hour Skype show now, I guess I will have to hop on the Tom train and pledge to The Best Show on WFMU in the future… :-/

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October 19, 2012: Elderly Encounters

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm FRANGRY: HI WEIRDOS
	6:01pm peteheavycream: hello, wierdos. ladies
	6:01pm Danne D: Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi Foodbed :) <3 Hi Weirdos :)
	6:01pm Spike: HELLO PETS!!!!!
	6:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: What's up, Weirdos?
	6:01pm John McCabe in L.A.: hi
	6:01pm Danne D: This topic has me pondering what Granny Frangry would be like :)
	6:02pm robyn: yay...i've been looking forward to this all day. the pressure's on ladies.
	6:02pm Carmichael: Robot Dance!!!
	6:03pm Danne D: Hi Pete, Spikey, McCabe, KFHP, and robyn and Carmichael :)
	6:03pm g: Is it meet up or meat up?
	6:03pm DJKG: you are hilarious
	6:04pm Danne D: 8( I can't make it 8( I suggest pepper spray as a present for Frangry and Foodbed
	6:04pm Mike: Can Foodbed please please please say "kitten"!?
	6:04pm peteheavycream: dark chocolate, red wine and xanax. nice tuseday night.
	6:04pm Mr E: happy Friday
	6:04pm peteheavycream: hey danne
	6:04pm Danne D: Michele with Ponytail and Headband = Hawt
	6:05pm robyn: mmmm YEAH PONYTAILS
	6:05pm peteheavycream: see you tuesday
	6:05pm g: Chaperone Ken?
	6:05pm Danne D: "Goodbye Kitten" should be Michele's tag line.
	6:05pm giraffe-o: Will we get to see Frangry and Muller make out?
	6:06pm Danne D: @g yeah I think ken will have a chaperone
	6:06pm robyn: @giraffe-o we know that's how this story ends.
	6:06pm g: Dementia is demented!
	6:07pm peteheavycream: i think frangry randomly getting slapped happens a lot more than see's letting on
	6:07pm Danne D: The old guy at the bagel place I go to once in a while was on a smoke break outside (where I was eating my bagel) and was telling me how he basically got chased out of the Euopean country he was from b/c he was caught sleeping with some dude's wife. Dude's like 90
	6:07pm robyn: i hope you get angry old people calling in (probably to complain about you kids - they're trapped)
	6:08pm giraffe-o: Is whats-his-face invited to the meetup? Oh, yeah, Andy Cohen.
	6:08pm Mike: Thank you! I'm in love
	6:08pm Danne D: An elderly relative in a nursing home has the staff there check once in a while b/c she swears she won the Brazilian lottery for like $100million
	6:08pm other david: Sounds like this John is occupied.
	6:09pm FRANGRY: The Meet Up is Tuesday, October 23 from 7-9PM at Beauty Bar on East 14 Street, between 2 & 3 Avenues!
	6:10pm Danne D: cries I know I can't make it
	6:10pm robyn: why do old people smell the way they do, and how can i prevent this?
	6:10pm Carmichael: Elderly encounters?? Sheeeit, just go to Florida.
	6:10pm Greg: I accidentally found a claymation documentary about senior citzens having safe sex.
	6:10pm Danne D: If I hear any reports of slapping of Frangry or Michele at the meet-up I am coming for that person. Only warning.
	6:11pm peteheavycream: my friend zumba's. and she is not normal
	6:11pm Danne D: Coming soon: Dead up Weirdo with Frangry and Spike
	6:11pm FRANGRY: PLEDGE, FUCKERS!
	6:12pm Danne D: You haven't lived until you've had your Nana threaten you with scissors to get you a beer. (I was a like 4 at the time - I don't remember this incident though)
	6:12pm Josh: Frangry/Michele - How about slaps to the backside?
	6:13pm hamburger: I would like to be a neighbor of Spike's, it'd either be horribly awesome or awesomely horrible, I'm happy to flip a coin
	6:13pm Ian: My grandfather developed dimensia in the years immediately prior to his death. And while it was really difficult to watch, it did result in a few hilarious moments. My favorite of which is one time when he got out of the bathroom, he announced: "I can't believe it! I was almost done. I was just about to stand up, but then the crap I just took shot right back up into my ass! Then it wouldn't come back out. I just have no idea."
	6:13pm John McCabe in L.A.: I would pledge but I never finished paying the last pledge drive so need to take care of that first
	6:13pm peteheavycream: claymation sex is never safe, trust me
	6:14pm Danne D: Who made the list? Was that me? I had a co-worker interrupt my listening :(
	6:15pm Danne D: I have no comment on this article: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/06/26/nursing-home-residents-need-sex-researchers-say/
	6:15pm robyn: wow, Ian, that story is great. should def. be on the list.
	6:16pm peteheavycream: adam west really let himself go
	6:16pm Danne D: yet another topic where I have to be really careful not to unplug my earphones and have this go over the PC speakers...
	6:18pm Danne D: Is Muller going to draw a comic version of the meet-up for those of us who can't make it?
	6:18pm Johnny Muller: @ Danne D already did!
	6:19pm peteheavycream: you could die tomorrow. better start doing heroin
	6:20pm peteheavycream: how many people are you expecting on tuesday?
	6:21pm Skirkie: I went on a golf trip a few years ago with my grandpop and uncles and apparently my grandpop walks from bathroom to bedroom buck naked before and after showers.
	6:21pm Greg: This is the claymation movie and it will make you barf. http://ka.uvuvideo.org/_Sex-and-The-Seniors-/video/804701/86294.html
	6:22pm Jerome: Has Michele uninvited her boyfriend yet?
	6:22pm FRANGRY: 4 people
	6:23pm g: Beauty Bar is filled with the ghosts of bad rinses past...
	6:23pm Danne D: @Johnny Muller sees the future :) I was gonna do a new stick figure one like I did for last year's meetup :)
	6:24pm peteheavycream: yes, i'll be there
	6:24pm Carmichael: I was in Tampa and was physically threatened by an old geezer I accidentally cut in line. The more I horse-laughed, the madder he got. His ancient spouse had to hold him back, which she actually COULD do. That's how sad this bastard was.
	6:24pm Danne D: It'll be like 5 weirdos and Frangry and Michele and 14 bodyguards
	6:25pm Civil war reenactor: Stop the hatin'!
	6:25pm Danne D: Future Topic: Sass back stories.
	6:26pm Carmichael: So we're all doing heroin on Tuesday, right?
	6:27pm g: Gramma be rockin'!
	6:27pm dooseldorf: old people are lonely and invisable
	6:27pm g: Meet up or meat up?
	6:27pm DJKG: people don't know about michele's neuroses? really?
	6:27pm peteheavycream: i'm the same way, michele. it's gonna be bananas awkward
	6:28pm Weed Head: Jonny Muller and Pocono Johnny are gonna have an old fashioned duel over Frangry's affections.
	6:28pm Jerome: Michele "Anxiety/Foodbed"
	6:29pm robyn: enjoying the '90s color of this story.
	6:29pm g: How many delivery guys listen to this show?
	6:30pm peteheavycream: michele in bars at 14, sure explains a lot
	6:30pm ludes 4 dudes: Michele = "xanex bed."
	6:30pm Carmichael: I'd go on Tuesday, but Frangry just called me a fucker way back in a previous post.
	6:31pm g: @ Carmichael: are you?
	6:31pm Seriously: Michele at last years meetup looked like she was ready to jump out of her skin. Recognize her as the anxious lady at the bar. Never leaving the security of her perch. She may look judgmental but it is really just the manifestation of her inner turmoil.
	6:31pm James Bondage: Old people stories = radio gold.
	6:32pm peteheavycream: is michele drunk yet?
	6:32pm Carmichael: @g: Well, uhhh, ummm ... Now you're muddying up the argument with facts.
	6:33pm g: @ Seriously: Michele is just smart.
	6:33pm Irwin: IMPEACH KEN!
	6:34pm peteheavycream: down with station dictator ken
	6:34pm g: Smart = crazy.
	6:34pm Nicole: A really old, frail-looking guy came in the grocery store my mom works at and randomly told her that "He'd bring her in the back seat of his car and show my mom what he can do" Gross.
	6:34pm robyn: you guys are all power hungry now from this show. maybe that's what ken was afraid of.
	6:35pm Mr. ball smash: 100 yrs, in radio? Ken qualifies as OLD.
	6:35pm Mr E: So my granda went to a nursing home and we were cleaning out the attic...opened a box and found sex toys and sex books...never thought of gradma the same way after that!
	6:35pm g: Ken is just misunderstood...and an old crazy guy.
	6:35pm Michele's other L: I'm lonely.
	6:35pm Carmichael: Frangry, Ken is saddled with Andy. You managed to trade up to Michele. Maybe Ken can replace Andy with Kenny G. It could be the Ken and Kenny Show. Sheeeiit, talk about Radio Gold!
	6:35pm Seriously: Ken was nervous because half the djs are geezers. And he is the one they'll kvetch to.
	6:36pm ken's mom: Leave my fragile boy alone!
	6:37pm Carmichael: What does kvetch mean?
	6:37pm robyn: wow. ken, johnny muller, mike mckenzie...frangry certainly has a type.
	6:37pm Danne D: Okay I think we've had enough elderly bodily fluid calls now...
	6:37pm Skirkie: My brother is convinced that Ken looks just like the future version of me. I don't see it.
	6:37pm Michele's Boyfriend: I'm not going to the meet-up.
	6:38pm Elwyn: I just woke up. Did I miss any nasty stories of old people sex?
	6:38pm peteheavycream: screw school, get drunk
	6:38pm Elwyn: I just woke up. Did I miss any nasty stories of old people sex?
	6:38pm peteheavycream: i'm not a nerd. i'm a drunk
	6:38pm Danne D: @Skirkie now that you mention it...
	6:38pm dooseldorf: My grandmother was waiting for a bus to go downtown when it started to rain...she was wearing a long dress and when it started to rain she lifter the back of the dress over her hat. When she got on the bus the driver asked her why she put her dress up over her hat..she said to the driver.." The hat is new the ass is old"..
	6:38pm Danne D: Stormtrooper Elwyn :)
	6:38pm Andy??!!: Will Andy be at the meet up or is he too ashamed to show his face after being fired by Frangry?
	6:38pm Carmichael: Screw school, do some heroin.
	6:39pm Doctor guy: We will give any hot chick as much Percoset as they need...
	6:39pm Danne D: (I envision the Andynistas having a Ron Paul style protest outside.)
	6:39pm Father James: you two need to get to confession pronto.
	6:40pm g: I've got a very short...
	6:40pm Skirkie: @Danne D - Maybe I'm Ken's Looper assassin.
	6:40pm Danne D: I have that damn Samantha Fox song in my head now :(
	6:40pm Michele's Inner Child: I'm so afraid.
	6:40pm peteheavycream: michele is the master of the unnecessary dump
	6:41pm DJKG: my favorite part of your show is you two talking over callers bickering about whether or not words should have been dumped.
	6:41pm Danne D: I Wanna Have Some Fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCLSSwVI2DE
	6:42pm really Andy?: Was Andy fired?? No way!!
	6:42pm Danne D: Frangry needs to give Michele the list of safe words?
	6:42pm Carmichael: I'm not a nerd, but someone recently called me a "tard".
	6:43pm peteheavycream: what's the dress code for tuesday?
	6:44pm Todd: people call me RE-TODD all the time!
	6:44pm Danne D: what is this guy John Travolta? "Oh Ma Gaad"
	6:44pm g: A DVD of Ken lecturing the staff on dump words would be a great Marathon giveaway...
	6:44pm Carmichael: @pete: nudist casual.
	6:44pm Jordan: Frangry - Does vodka help Michele's awkwardness?
	6:44pm DJKG: "Staff members and on-air guests must not play or speak obscene material at any hour, Staff members and on-air guests may not speak indecent material at any hour. Indecent recordings (excluding recordings of WFMU staff) are permissible under certain conditions, described below. DJs are expected to audition material that may contain obscene or indecent material." WFMU is required by the FCC to have this policy. It does not represent the thinking of WFMU management. It is a federal requirement that we must implement in order to preserve the other freedoms that WFMU's broadcasters enjoy. The FCC's policy paper of April 2001, and several key decisions from 4/2001 to 10/2003 offer guidelines and examples of what the FCC considers to be actionable obscene and/or indecent material. The FCC guidelines are extremely difficult to translate into station policy, so the following (hopefully comprehensible) guidelines were devised to offer the station the maximum amount of free expression, while safely avoiding material the courts have consistently ruled to be illegal and worthy of large fines. "Obscene" material is illegal 24 hours a day. Obscene material (as defined internally, by WFMU) includes any obvious, language-based reference, depiction or description of sexual or excretory matter/behavior that is lacking mainstream artistic, scientific or educational merit. Obscene material also includes the standard curse words (fuck, shit, cock, twat, piss, etc.) if they are used in a literal sense (describing a sexual or excretory act or body part). "Indecent" material (again, as defined internally, by WFMU) is permissible under certain conditions. It is permissible to play recordings that contain curse words provided that both of the following criteria are met: 1) The curse word does not refer to sexual or excretory matter or behavior, and 2) There is not more than two “non-literal” curse word every three minutes, and no more than three within any 15 minute period. During the safe harbor period (11pm to 5am), there may not be more than one non-literal curse word every 30 seconds and no more than three within any 15 minute period. For a curse word to fulfill condition #1 above, the non-literal usage of the word must be unambiguous. For example, the word must unmistakably be used as an adjective (the FCC example of “this is fucking excellent ice cream”). If a usage is ambiguous (eg, the term “fucking around” could be either literal or non-literal), it will be deemed to be obscene, not indecent, and therefore not allowable under any conditions. Note that the safe harbor period is NOT an "anything goes" period – far from it. DJs, callers and guests are still not permitted to utter curse words. Songs that have more than one “non-literal” curse per 30 seconds (e.g., "fuck that shit") are still not permitted from 11pm to 5am. This policy does not hinge on the presence or absence of curse words. The policy depends on the presence or absence of sexual or excretory meaning. The station’s policy and the FCC’s policy forbids a lot of material that contains no curse words at all. Euphemism (e.g., "giving head") and proper terms (e.g., "penis” and “vagina") are still not permitted at any hour if these words or phrases are used to depict or describe sexual or excretory matter or behavior that is lacking mainstream artistic, scientific or educational merit. Disclaimers are irrelevant. Bleeping out the middle portion of a word is irrelevant. Even bleeping out the entire bad word is irrelevant if the sexual or excretory meaning is still apparent. For the purposes of this discussion, the term “indecency” will mean either indecent or obscene material.
	6:44pm Danne D: what do you want to see their things in Frangry?
	6:45pm peteheavycream: just to be clear, sweatpants are ok. right?
	6:45pm Ric: Tuesday dress code: heels & stockings.
	6:45pm Tito Vodka: Hey Michele, I'm waiting for you in mass quantity Tuesday night.
	6:45pm Danne D: Summary of the last call: Someone peed in public.
	6:45pm Elwyn: @Danne D: Samantha Fox's big hit was "Touch Me". Damn. I wish I could come to the Meetup with my gold foil short shorts just to impress/disgust Frangry.
	6:45pm Elwyn: @Danne D: Samantha Fox's big hit was "Touch Me". Damn. I wish I could come to the Meetup with my gold foil short shorts just to impress/disgust Frangry.
	6:46pm g: Percoset and tequila shots!
	6:46pm peteheavycream: thanks. i guess
	6:46pm robyn: michele, you said this was the first thing that made you happy in the past week and a half. tequila is the problem.
	6:46pm Skirkie: Ok so dress code: stuff you're willing to get vomit on.
	6:46pm Jose Quervo: Come to me, Michele my pet. Like Dracula at a blood bank.
	6:47pm Elwyn: Barf on each of them and see which creepazoids get off on it!
	6:47pm ?: DJKG: WTF??? who gives a shat.
	6:47pm Danne D: Throw Up Weirdo?
	6:48pm Carmichael: Michele, try Everclear. Buy it by the gallon.
	6:48pm peteheavycream: good night ladies. great show. wow that last call was great. see you tuesday i'll be the large fella with the hair all over his head and face
	6:48pm Danne D: @Elwyn Samantha Fox had more hit songs that society should probably be comfortable with.
	6:48pm Doug in Tangiers: puking on listeners is never good for ratings.
	6:50pm Samantha Fox: "Naughty girls need love too."
	6:51pm Elwyn: @Danne D: I guess I was less focused on her hits than something that rhymes with "hits".
	6:51pm Danne D: I was typing out a story. But it sucked. So I deleted it. I should get a sticker for sparing you this story.
	6:51pm Jordan: You definitely need PM Amy & Missa at the meet-up.
	6:52pm stevo UK: Sam Fox song was called touch me (touch me,i want to feel your body). I'm going to shoot myself now........
	6:52pm Danne D: @Elwyn pits? You're a freak!
	6:53pm Danne D: Has a Samantha Fox song ever been done at Hoof N Mouth? If not I think we have a winning idea for Michele and Frangry next marathon :)
	6:53pm Samantha Fox now: I'm elderly and naughty and still need love.
	6:53pm Elwyn: Who do you think we'll be wanking to as old geezers?
	6:54pm Danne D: Hey it's Rusty from the bottom of a well.
	6:54pm Jimi: Sounds like 2 winners tonight!
	6:54pm Lame Jane: Hawaii sucks.
	6:55pm Elwyn: @Danne D: we're sending our love (and body fluids) down the well!
	6:55pm robyn: the only old people story i have that comes to mind is from when i volunteered to phonebank for hillary clinton in '08 in south carolina. i had previously felt good about my support for her but everyone who was volunteering was old, white, an d declared that if hillary didn't get in they would "have to" vote for John McCain. One of the old women later decided to tell me how a black girl "stole" her granddaughter's spot on the cheerleading squad and "so...well...you KNOW how they only look out for THEMSELVES." so she wasn't going to vote obama. anyway, it's a story but obviously not a very humorous one.
	6:55pm Skirkie: Bad Company this guy.
	6:55pm God: Behave ladies. Hawaiians need love too.
	6:55pm Ric: Shhhh, I wanna hear the story.
	6:56pm Danne D: LOL I think they only caught the parrot part of that call :)
	6:56pm Jordan: See you at the meet-up ladies.
	6:56pm Ian: I was going to say "My vote is for PM Amy. Public restroom shenanigans always win." But now I vote for Frangry and Michelle to win the show themselves for their comments during Rusty's call.
	6:56pm Ken: Love it when the mikes are in mono.
	6:57pm Danne D: My penis is very old and wrinkly.
	6:57pm Carmichael: I paid attention for the entire hour. What's wrong with me?
	6:57pm Carlitos B-E: Mystery Science Shut-up Weirdo!! Awesome, do it more-
	6:57pm Danne D: I'm impressed that that dude's tin-can phone has a string that goes all the way across the ocean from Hawaii
	6:57pm Jason: Have a good w/e kids.
	6:57pm FRANGRY: DONT FORGET THE MEETUP! TUesday, Oct 23 Beauty Bar on 14th street between 2 & 3 Avenues 7-9PM
	6:57pm puddin pants: Frangrys love for Pocono will forever triumph!
	6:58pm Sven: hey is the meetup gonna suck?
	6:58pm Danne D: Bye Frangry :) <3333 Bye Foodbed :) <3 Bye Weirdos :) This tube of toothpaste story makes me miss TubaRuba :(
	6:58pm Elwyn: @danne d: you've been in the bath too long.
	6:58pm FRANGRY: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm Danne D: Have fun at the meet-up without me weirdos :(
	6:58pm Skirkie: Maybe I'll wear my Pocono hoodie on Tues.
	6:58pm alberto: bye, have a good one!!!
	6:58pm Danne D: @Frangry and Michele please post pictures of all of the awkwardness :D
	6:58pm g: Is it meetup or meatup?
	6:59pm robyn: great show ladies!
	6:59pm Danne D: Oh, naturally that penis comment wasn't me.
	6:59pm Danne D: Bye folks!
	10:38am Listener zero: With 7SD not producing their premiums, SUW having been hijacked by the creator's co-host, and NP only being a 1-hour Skype show now, I guess I will have to hop on the Tom train and pledge to The Best Show on WFMU in the future… :-/

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from October 19, 2012

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