WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from June 7, 2013

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS! Kurt is going a minute over. Because we are nice.
	6:02pm G: Nice Prince, girls :p
	6:03pm robyn: thought you guys REALLY just gave up on topics this time.
	6:03pm Just Ted: yeeaaah!
	6:03pm stinkbug: YAY!
	6:03pm Carmichael: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROBOTS!!
	6:04pm stinkbug: Frangry, can both you and Michele fit into the same XL SUW shirt at the same time?
	6:04pm G: more time for them to argue offmic about topics
	6:04pm jojo: Ladies, It sounded like you were eating each other.
	6:04pm G: "i really want to bite this" -- that's what she said.
	6:05pm dale: this time it only took frangry 30 seconds to mention ken - i KNOW she's in love with him!
	6:05pm Carmichael: I would invent a vision-activated brain taser that zaps the minds of loudmouth assholes.
	6:05pm G: jeez, sell things on etsy already
	6:06pm madman: TGIF&M THANK GOD ITS FRANGRY&MICHELE
	6:06pm robyn: the sound of you eating lollipops sounds like some of wfmu's programming anyway.
	6:06pm ebay for cars: ebay for cars
	6:06pm Carmichael: Michele could eat pizza for an hour and not talk.
	6:06pm G: @carm: like many people, F. knows which side her bread is buttered on!
	6:07pm G: tonight's hidden theme: oral sex double entendres
	6:07pm hamburger: online pet store
	6:07pm madman: I INVENTED THE LOLLYPOP
	6:08pm kevin g: Good god, this is disgusting.
	6:08pm ebay for cars: blue then red
	6:08pm davex: Great start to the show!
	6:09pm pgw in mntclr: viagra + morning after pill = McDLT
	6:09pm jojo: Product name - "Fun & Run"
	6:09pm robyn: stab & grab
	6:09pm Andrew B: I'd call it +1 and -1 in under 24 hours
	6:10pm G: next marathon finale: frangry and michelle sing "my boy lollipop" to ken
	6:10pm cglenn: the 'cum and go' pill
	6:10pm dale: the sucking and schlurping sounds need some wicka wah wah music behind it
	6:10pm G: spike gets through -5
	6:10pm Carmichael: Gin & Tonic lollipops.
	6:10pm ?: Call it the "Equalizer"
	6:11pm Mr E: don't be dissing stop and shop I just got groceries there
	6:11pm robyn: this is weird.
	6:11pm davex: Ever notice that grape flavored candy tastes nothing like grapes?
	6:12pm mr.machine: the pill pack could be called get it in and get it out
	6:12pm Tim: Michele said "Blow"
	6:12pm Carmichael: You don't really blow, you know.
	6:13pm Jess: Idk if there's any out there, Clear Windshield Whippers
	6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has SUW jumped the shark?
	6:14pm davex: How long until someone calls up and asks what the topic is?
	6:14pm Jess: *Wipers
	6:14pm Frangry: @mister johnny: we did a long time ago
	6:14pm Carmichael: My next CD will be called Wicka Wah Wah.
	6:15pm pgw in mntclr: i want to invent a maternity-wear line for men
	6:15pm Tokki: I would invent pants that you can put wheels on the back. That way you can ride on your ass to work. It's cost effective and eco-friendly.
	6:15pm Carmichael: His invention is a Shorts Lengthener, apparently.
	6:15pm Salamander: I would invent a pubic hair Chia pet shaped like whichever DJ left a pubic hair in the studio
	6:15pm G: @carm: fellatio in latin means sucking. much less inaccurate than blow. people only blow while exhaling every so often :p
	6:16pm Sam: FRANGRY - Better? - Tootsie Pops or Popcicles?
	6:16pm robyn: is this a sales pitch?
	6:17pm robyn: let's turn this show into Shark Tank
	6:17pm Salamander: A swear jar that swears at you
	6:18pm G: ever heard that old time downscale roadrage comment, "your horn blows, how about your wife?"
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: How about a burglar alarm for ladies purses? It'll keep their chewing gum safe!!!
	6:18pm Skirkie: I assume it was non stop f-bombs the whole time the mics were off.
	6:19pm dale: how come suckers are always fruit flavored? what about meat and poultry flavored suckers? or wine and booze flavored suckers?
	6:20pm G: i bet there are other flavors on other continents, dale, i suspect i may even have seen them in US asian groc stores...
	6:20pm robyn: or Suzie Orman's show. Financial advice for weirdos. "GIRLFRIEND, YOU CAN-NOT AFFORD THAT IMAGINARY HORN BLOWING TOLL MACHINE."
	6:20pm Carmichael: Self-tinting windows, with an intensity adjustment knob.
	6:20pm chalmers: The show is "Shark Tank." Someone I worked with actually got an investor from it.
	6:20pm pgw in mntclr: this invention would get me in trouble on the NJ turnpike
	6:21pm Caligwire: Frangry - Are you uncomfortable when your MOM eats a tootsie pop?
	6:21pm robyn: @Carmichael that is good. i would absolutely buy that.
	6:21pm Skirkie: Yeah that car thing would get me murdered.
	6:21pm Linder: I've heard of a chicken flavored lollypop available in Mexico
	6:21pm robyn: similar, transition lenses that adjust to your level of hangover.
	6:22pm fleep: Austin lollipop co. unveils new flavor: breast milk Other unique flavors include absinthe, maple bacon and Irish cream. www.bizjournals.com...
	6:23pm Salamander: An alarm clock that says HAVE A GOOD ONE
	6:23pm Carmichael: @robyn: I've thought about that for years. I should just go for it.
	6:24pm dale: yeah, i googled after - it all exists. that's why i'm not rich
	6:24pm G: yeah, but what does your main squeeze think when your mom's making blatant pleasurable noises while sucking on a pop, F.?
	6:24pm Carmichael: I'm uncomfortable watching my grandfather eat ice cream.
	6:25pm robyn: jesus.
	6:25pm G: that sucks, carm
	6:25pm pgw in mntclr: Tupac hologram is like "I already invented that."
	6:25pm davex: You clearly need a TV show for half this stuff.
	6:25pm robyn: don't say that! i'm at work!!
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: What does Franny's HUMP FACE look like? Johnny Mueller - please draw.
	6:26pm Kevlicki: I'd invent an automated topic generator for SUW, so every week you could click on a button and itll give michelle and Frangry the most successful topic. Or ones that will make Frangry complain incessantly
	6:27pm quaaludes.: Six pack in a pill
	6:27pm G: get this guy out of the old well
	6:27pm Skirkie: 7 Second Delay DID get a lot of calls, as opposed to their usual zero.
	6:28pm robyn: more of a gerbil man
	6:28pm some other guy: What kind weirdo thinks drinks taste WORSE after you've had several of them? Doesn't every other person in the entire world have the opposite problem?
	6:29pm Salamander: An alarm clock that plays the song How Bizarre then dresses you
	6:30pm Kelly's Underwear: I don't like the idea.
	6:30pm robyn: a lot of damaged drivers calling in today
	6:30pm G: another down the well caller (the one prior to Ken HP), what phones do these people use?
	6:31pm Johnny Muller: STD forcefield in bedroom. If someone with STD comes in, they light up fluorescent. Now you know.
	6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has anyone actually ever killed two birds with one stone?
	6:31pm Tokki: I would invent an earpiece that feeds you zingers and snarky comments so that you would always have the last word. It would be synced to an app that you can modify by entering lines that you thought of in previous situations. If the situation comes up again you have a comeback and the other guy...nothing.
	6:32pm G: Michelle has an NWS fixation
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: WEATHER EMERGENCY!!!
	6:32pm Paul: Just let her do it! The emergency thing is improtant!
	6:32pm the glowing one: Frangry is a bully!
	6:33pm robyn: the professionalism is bottoming out today
	6:33pm Just Ted: Frangry is mean today. Oh wait, thats normal.
	6:33pm G: EMS/NWS: phony drama unless sandy is arriving again
	6:33pm Kevlicki: Frangry- snitches get stitches and end up in ditches. Don't tattle
	6:33pm G: @tgo: girls who think they are goodlooking are always bullies. welcome to Earth.
	6:33pm Denise: Don't worry Ladies, the DEAD AIR is a nice break.
	6:34pm the glowing one: And also people will now drown because of her.
	6:34pm G: @Denis: OH SNAP.
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: CAN YOU TRAIN A CROW TO TURN PAGES???
	6:35pm madman: I HAVE A BOAT
	6:36pm Just Ted: Michele should whack Frangry with a lollipop.
	6:36pm robyn: the caller drowned
	6:36pm Carmichael: Its 100 degrees here. It's flooding in Berlin. So much for the weather report.
	6:36pm Salamander: A time machine that is fueled by the operator being asleep, and they can never see the time that they are visiting
	6:37pm robyn: so he wants grindr for women.
	6:37pm G: Michelle is a virgin, Frangry smells like sturgeon :p
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: Who's slept with more people, Franny, Michele, or Station Manager Ken???
	6:38pm Carmichael: A mirage device that would make you appear different to people. You could turn the channel to different looks, depending on your needs.
	6:38pm davex: Aren't you supposed to read a weather statement yourselves?
	6:38pm James: WAIT, Michele's Not a VIRGIN!
	6:38pm G: Franny. wanta put money on it?
	6:39pm Carmichael: Here's your random I-have-no-idea caller.
	6:39pm The doctor says: We have pills to deal with these obsessions Michele. Or just play the damn alert.
	6:39pm G: Guesstimate: F. has told about more specific partners on the air than the number of people Ken ever dated prior to marriage :p
	6:40pm davex: My invention is you press a button and you can invent whatever you want.
	6:40pm robyn: Sleep with enough people, you eventually get peed on.
	6:40pm G: This weather emergency has Michelle WET
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: Get out your abacus, Franny, and give us your number.
	6:40pm stinkbug: I wish Frangry and Michele would have another Guide to Online Dating show.
	6:40pm Listener David in Budd Lake: Side boobage on that wife beater?
	6:41pm the glowing one: Meanwhile... more people are drowning.
	6:41pm Michele's V: I'm a little sore.
	6:41pm G: If you are drunk enough, you don't remember having sex. Number is therefore indeterminate
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: Franny to everyone: go ahead and drown, suckers!!!
	6:42pm Skirkie: My number is a prime number.
	6:43pm Just Ted: Frangry's HOT DOG picture says it all.
	6:43pm G: prediction: the caller who will ask about Michelle's sexual history will be calling from VIRGINIA or THE VIRGIN ISLANDS
	6:43pm robyn: i'm trying to think of a pickup line around michele's virginity
	6:43pm davex: It should be called a ZingEar
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has Franny been with any women?
	6:44pm G: hey, honey, need your cobwebs cleaned out?
	6:44pm Jason: I think Michele would like to RE-INVENT her virginity.
	6:44pm robyn: Frangry: An Erotic Life
	6:45pm Carmichael: Sluttiness an sometimes be attractive. But not often.
	6:45pm the glowing one: Hm, Franny saying that she doesn't care how slutty people are sounds a bit like self-justification.
	6:45pm Carmichael: I would invent the liger.
	6:45pm Just Ted: Nice is as nice does.
	6:45pm Kevlicki: Geez, someone with experience is required!
	6:46pm Carmichael: can
	6:46pm the glowing one: Hahaha, is this for real. Keep it on!
	6:46pm G: we're all sluts inside. nearly all, ok.
	6:46pm the glowing one: NO, don't tell him!
	6:46pm Carmichael: Who the hell is this?!? Chairman Mao?
	6:46pm Kevlicki: Was that call real!!?
	6:46pm Tokki: I love the name ZingEar.... gonna trademark it now.
	6:47pm Salamander: A dog leash with your keys on it
	6:47pm robyn: words of wisdom G.
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Wham-O already makes the ZingEar...
	6:48pm robyn: LOL..."other chores."
	6:48pm Carmichael: Hey, it's Mr. Suave calling in with a dozen roses for YOU KNOW WHO!
	6:48pm G: madman sounds a little toooooo desperate
	6:49pm robot advocate: "other chores", mmmm hmmmm.
	6:49pm Paul: weather warnings: www.accuweather.com...
	6:50pm Carmichael: Frangry and Michele have a rather unique listener demographic.
	6:50pm G: with him, it probably would be a chore
	6:51pm pgw in mntclr: i want to invent a good reason to go to sleep at 8:15 on a friday night
	6:51pm Salamander: A mirror that you put on your hand and show to someone when you say "Talk to the hand" and they have to look at themselves
	6:51pm davex: Someone ALWAYS calls in and asks what the topic is.
	6:51pm Andrew B: I'd invent a heated toilet seat for those cold winter nights.
	6:51pm dale: i would invent some type of screening device to prevent having to hear what assholes would invent
	6:51pm robyn: salamander i like many of these ideas.
	6:52pm madman: ELECTRIC BARBARELLA DURAN DURAN
	6:52pm G: the caller michelle couldn't hack sounded like philly boy roy with that out there east coast urban white trash accent
	6:52pm Carmichael: This gut calls in to ask what the topic is. Effing genius.
	6:53pm Salamander: @robyn thanks! just jotting down ideas
	6:53pm Jordan: Michele - Do you love Goth/Vampire guys? (All this tombstone stuff)
	6:53pm G: dudes have been known to pad. but why disappoint a girl?
	6:53pm madman: G GET SERIOUS
	6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY: Let's hear some more talk about Franny's and Michele's, and Station Manager's Ken's sex lives...
	6:54pm G: he was thinking the other day. but hasn't had a single thought since then.
	6:54pm Salamander: haven't they already invented all possible kitchen related items?
	6:54pm Carmichael: This caller is probably wearing a sideways ponytail.
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: How about a camera & microphone in a coffin so you can watch and listen to your loved one's corpse decay?
	6:55pm robyn: @Jordan she's not into guys. she's a virgin.
	6:55pm tracy space: "Band that everyone else thinks is cool but I hate." Is this a good topic? Sorrrryy, I know I'm off topic.
	6:55pm Qwerty: How about an actual foodbed. A bed with a fridge and microwave built in.
	6:56pm pgw in mntclr: bell/rope/grave thing: www.phrases.org.uk...
	6:56pm G: they were way into coffin inventions in the 1800s, people were leery about being buried alive
	6:56pm Carmichael: Hey caller, read the comments from 45 minutes ago.
	6:56pm Salamander: @MISTER JOHNNY how about a camera worm that goes into the corpse and you can watch it like surgery?
	6:56pm Jordan: @Robyn, I think she is, but just too religious.
	6:56pm stinkbug: Does Frangry get emails from listeners or do people just communicate with her via comments/calls?
	6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: Need to invent a shark repellant that really works.
	6:56pm Danne D: Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi Foodbed :) <333 Hi Weirdos :) Sorry i miseed the show today :( My invention would be a machine that make imaginary people real so that Frangry could finally marry Mike McKenzie :) Have a good one!!
	6:57pm robyn: @Jordan. it's such a shame. she is prettier
	6:57pm G: write her and ask, stinkbug :p
	6:57pm Frangry: @stinkbug: yeah i get listener emails
	6:57pm Salamander: A religious scarecrow that you confess crimes to
	6:58pm tracy space: Are sideways ponys bad? I think they are cute. People seem so judge-y.
	6:58pm Jordan: @Robyn, Too pretty to be a virgin.
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Franny's building a Station Manager Ken Robot to do her chores.
	6:58pm some other guy: this Salamander is really a pretty good inventor. I'm still thinking about that alarm clock.
	6:58pm robyn: @Jordan the real winner is the person who deflowers Michele.
	6:59pm G: Jordan's got a cru-ush Jordan's got a cru-ush Jordan's got a cru-ush
	6:59pm Carmichael: Bye Robots.
	6:59pm Salamander: @some other guy time to wake up
	7:00pm Jordan: @Robyn, Good point - Let's all sign up.
	7:00pm the glowing one: No, the real winner is the one who invented all those LIES about Frangry and Michele! Sadly.
	7:00pm Carmichael: Other chores
	7:00pm robyn: @Jordan this is so great. finally a creepy running joke about michele.
	7:00pm G: Michelle has the Weather Channel on 24-7 at home, like every 60 year old.
	7:01pm Jordan: @G, I do, it used to be Frangry, awkward for them.
	7:01pm G: no wonder she's a virgin...
	7:02pm G: @Jordan: Three-way?
	7:02pm Jordan: @ Robyn, Yes, let's annoyingly keep it going.
	7:02pm Carmichael: No way.
	7:03pm Jordan: @G, I think my brain would explode.
	7:03pm G: in his (wet) dreams.
	7:03pm robyn: @Jordan initiatory orgy for michele
	7:04pm G: maration idea: sacrifice a virgin for contributions?
	7:04pm Virg Out: Bye!
	7:04pm Jordan: @Robyn, 3-way for her 1st time, great idea.
	7:05pm robyn: @Jordan we want it to be really special.
	7:05pm G: that would be really putting the problem to bed.
	7:05pm Carmichael: Why yes, Michele, this IS normal.
	7:06pm robyn: so much bleeding.
	7:06pm G: that's not popping a cherry, that's squashing a cherry and stomping it to death.
	7:06pm Jordan: 3-way in the FOODBED, oh my god!
	7:07pm G: squashed cherry in the foodbed, yep
	7:08pm robyn: that actually sounds like an ideal setting for a three-way.
	7:08pm Salamander: opposite of foodbed is poophammock
	7:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: It would be so ironic if Franny drowned on the way home because she wouldn't let FoodBed play the weather reports...
	7:10pm robyn: hahahaha
	7:10pm G: ghmm,what if she was with a guy who had drunk so much he drowned her when he peed the bed?
	7:13pm G: if the board closes, i'm out, they get anemail for each comment after the board closes. i have SOME consideration
	7:13pm Jordan: @Robyn/G, Thanks kids. Have a good w/e.
	7:15pm Salamander: too late, last invention a TED talk that is a staring contest with the speaker
	7:16pm robyn: time for happy hour. bye weirdos.
	7:17pm Salamander: bye
	7:18pm robyn: michele, if you read this, we love you.
	7:23pm G: bet they left the board open to not get all those extra emails :p
	7:24pm The Show Is Over: Everyone, go home!
	7:29pm G: ^^^ guesses as to who the prior poster is? :p
	7:39pm Dr. Z: The show's over? Really?
	7:42pm G: The board is not the show, rumors to the contrary notwithstanding.

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June 7, 2013: Ideal Inventions

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS! Kurt is going a minute over. Because we are nice.
	6:02pm G: Nice Prince, girls :p
	6:03pm robyn: thought you guys REALLY just gave up on topics this time.
	6:03pm Just Ted: yeeaaah!
	6:03pm stinkbug: YAY!
	6:03pm Carmichael: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROBOTS!!
	6:04pm stinkbug: Frangry, can both you and Michele fit into the same XL SUW shirt at the same time?
	6:04pm G: more time for them to argue offmic about topics
	6:04pm jojo: Ladies, It sounded like you were eating each other.
	6:04pm G: "i really want to bite this" -- that's what she said.
	6:05pm dale: this time it only took frangry 30 seconds to mention ken - i KNOW she's in love with him!
	6:05pm Carmichael: I would invent a vision-activated brain taser that zaps the minds of loudmouth assholes.
	6:05pm G: jeez, sell things on etsy already
	6:06pm madman: TGIF&M THANK GOD ITS FRANGRY&MICHELE
	6:06pm robyn: the sound of you eating lollipops sounds like some of wfmu's programming anyway.
	6:06pm ebay for cars: ebay for cars
	6:06pm Carmichael: Michele could eat pizza for an hour and not talk.
	6:06pm G: @carm: like many people, F. knows which side her bread is buttered on!
	6:07pm G: tonight's hidden theme: oral sex double entendres
	6:07pm hamburger: online pet store
	6:07pm madman: I INVENTED THE LOLLYPOP
	6:08pm kevin g: Good god, this is disgusting.
	6:08pm ebay for cars: blue then red
	6:08pm davex: Great start to the show!
	6:09pm pgw in mntclr: viagra + morning after pill = McDLT
	6:09pm jojo: Product name - "Fun & Run"
	6:09pm robyn: stab & grab
	6:09pm Andrew B: I'd call it +1 and -1 in under 24 hours
	6:10pm G: next marathon finale: frangry and michelle sing "my boy lollipop" to ken
	6:10pm cglenn: the 'cum and go' pill
	6:10pm dale: the sucking and schlurping sounds need some wicka wah wah music behind it
	6:10pm G: spike gets through -5
	6:10pm Carmichael: Gin & Tonic lollipops.
	6:10pm ?: Call it the "Equalizer"
	6:11pm Mr E: don't be dissing stop and shop I just got groceries there
	6:11pm robyn: this is weird.
	6:11pm davex: Ever notice that grape flavored candy tastes nothing like grapes?
	6:12pm mr.machine: the pill pack could be called get it in and get it out
	6:12pm Tim: Michele said "Blow"
	6:12pm Carmichael: You don't really blow, you know.
	6:13pm Jess: Idk if there's any out there, Clear Windshield Whippers
	6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has SUW jumped the shark?
	6:14pm davex: How long until someone calls up and asks what the topic is?
	6:14pm Jess: *Wipers
	6:14pm Frangry: @mister johnny: we did a long time ago
	6:14pm Carmichael: My next CD will be called Wicka Wah Wah.
	6:15pm pgw in mntclr: i want to invent a maternity-wear line for men
	6:15pm Tokki: I would invent pants that you can put wheels on the back. That way you can ride on your ass to work. It's cost effective and eco-friendly.
	6:15pm Carmichael: His invention is a Shorts Lengthener, apparently.
	6:15pm Salamander: I would invent a pubic hair Chia pet shaped like whichever DJ left a pubic hair in the studio
	6:15pm G: @carm: fellatio in latin means sucking. much less inaccurate than blow. people only blow while exhaling every so often :p
	6:16pm Sam: FRANGRY - Better? - Tootsie Pops or Popcicles?
	6:16pm robyn: is this a sales pitch?
	6:17pm robyn: let's turn this show into Shark Tank
	6:17pm Salamander: A swear jar that swears at you
	6:18pm G: ever heard that old time downscale roadrage comment, "your horn blows, how about your wife?"
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: How about a burglar alarm for ladies purses? It'll keep their chewing gum safe!!!
	6:18pm Skirkie: I assume it was non stop f-bombs the whole time the mics were off.
	6:19pm dale: how come suckers are always fruit flavored? what about meat and poultry flavored suckers? or wine and booze flavored suckers?
	6:20pm G: i bet there are other flavors on other continents, dale, i suspect i may even have seen them in US asian groc stores...
	6:20pm robyn: or Suzie Orman's show. Financial advice for weirdos. "GIRLFRIEND, YOU CAN-NOT AFFORD THAT IMAGINARY HORN BLOWING TOLL MACHINE."
	6:20pm Carmichael: Self-tinting windows, with an intensity adjustment knob.
	6:20pm chalmers: The show is "Shark Tank." Someone I worked with actually got an investor from it.
	6:20pm pgw in mntclr: this invention would get me in trouble on the NJ turnpike
	6:21pm Caligwire: Frangry - Are you uncomfortable when your MOM eats a tootsie pop?
	6:21pm robyn: @Carmichael that is good. i would absolutely buy that.
	6:21pm Skirkie: Yeah that car thing would get me murdered.
	6:21pm Linder: I've heard of a chicken flavored lollypop available in Mexico
	6:21pm robyn: similar, transition lenses that adjust to your level of hangover.
	6:22pm fleep: Austin lollipop co. unveils new flavor: breast milk Other unique flavors include absinthe, maple bacon and Irish cream. www.bizjournals.com...
	6:23pm Salamander: An alarm clock that says HAVE A GOOD ONE
	6:23pm Carmichael: @robyn: I've thought about that for years. I should just go for it.
	6:24pm dale: yeah, i googled after - it all exists. that's why i'm not rich
	6:24pm G: yeah, but what does your main squeeze think when your mom's making blatant pleasurable noises while sucking on a pop, F.?
	6:24pm Carmichael: I'm uncomfortable watching my grandfather eat ice cream.
	6:25pm robyn: jesus.
	6:25pm G: that sucks, carm
	6:25pm pgw in mntclr: Tupac hologram is like "I already invented that."
	6:25pm davex: You clearly need a TV show for half this stuff.
	6:25pm robyn: don't say that! i'm at work!!
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: What does Franny's HUMP FACE look like? Johnny Mueller - please draw.
	6:26pm Kevlicki: I'd invent an automated topic generator for SUW, so every week you could click on a button and itll give michelle and Frangry the most successful topic. Or ones that will make Frangry complain incessantly
	6:27pm quaaludes.: Six pack in a pill
	6:27pm G: get this guy out of the old well
	6:27pm Skirkie: 7 Second Delay DID get a lot of calls, as opposed to their usual zero.
	6:28pm robyn: more of a gerbil man
	6:28pm some other guy: What kind weirdo thinks drinks taste WORSE after you've had several of them? Doesn't every other person in the entire world have the opposite problem?
	6:29pm Salamander: An alarm clock that plays the song How Bizarre then dresses you
	6:30pm Kelly's Underwear: I don't like the idea.
	6:30pm robyn: a lot of damaged drivers calling in today
	6:30pm G: another down the well caller (the one prior to Ken HP), what phones do these people use?
	6:31pm Johnny Muller: STD forcefield in bedroom. If someone with STD comes in, they light up fluorescent. Now you know.
	6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has anyone actually ever killed two birds with one stone?
	6:31pm Tokki: I would invent an earpiece that feeds you zingers and snarky comments so that you would always have the last word. It would be synced to an app that you can modify by entering lines that you thought of in previous situations. If the situation comes up again you have a comeback and the other guy...nothing.
	6:32pm G: Michelle has an NWS fixation
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: WEATHER EMERGENCY!!!
	6:32pm Paul: Just let her do it! The emergency thing is improtant!
	6:32pm the glowing one: Frangry is a bully!
	6:33pm robyn: the professionalism is bottoming out today
	6:33pm Just Ted: Frangry is mean today. Oh wait, thats normal.
	6:33pm G: EMS/NWS: phony drama unless sandy is arriving again
	6:33pm Kevlicki: Frangry- snitches get stitches and end up in ditches. Don't tattle
	6:33pm G: @tgo: girls who think they are goodlooking are always bullies. welcome to Earth.
	6:33pm Denise: Don't worry Ladies, the DEAD AIR is a nice break.
	6:34pm the glowing one: And also people will now drown because of her.
	6:34pm G: @Denis: OH SNAP.
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: CAN YOU TRAIN A CROW TO TURN PAGES???
	6:35pm madman: I HAVE A BOAT
	6:36pm Just Ted: Michele should whack Frangry with a lollipop.
	6:36pm robyn: the caller drowned
	6:36pm Carmichael: Its 100 degrees here. It's flooding in Berlin. So much for the weather report.
	6:36pm Salamander: A time machine that is fueled by the operator being asleep, and they can never see the time that they are visiting
	6:37pm robyn: so he wants grindr for women.
	6:37pm G: Michelle is a virgin, Frangry smells like sturgeon :p
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: Who's slept with more people, Franny, Michele, or Station Manager Ken???
	6:38pm Carmichael: A mirage device that would make you appear different to people. You could turn the channel to different looks, depending on your needs.
	6:38pm davex: Aren't you supposed to read a weather statement yourselves?
	6:38pm James: WAIT, Michele's Not a VIRGIN!
	6:38pm G: Franny. wanta put money on it?
	6:39pm Carmichael: Here's your random I-have-no-idea caller.
	6:39pm The doctor says: We have pills to deal with these obsessions Michele. Or just play the damn alert.
	6:39pm G: Guesstimate: F. has told about more specific partners on the air than the number of people Ken ever dated prior to marriage :p
	6:40pm davex: My invention is you press a button and you can invent whatever you want.
	6:40pm robyn: Sleep with enough people, you eventually get peed on.
	6:40pm G: This weather emergency has Michelle WET
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: Get out your abacus, Franny, and give us your number.
	6:40pm stinkbug: I wish Frangry and Michele would have another Guide to Online Dating show.
	6:40pm Listener David in Budd Lake: Side boobage on that wife beater?
	6:41pm the glowing one: Meanwhile... more people are drowning.
	6:41pm Michele's V: I'm a little sore.
	6:41pm G: If you are drunk enough, you don't remember having sex. Number is therefore indeterminate
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: Franny to everyone: go ahead and drown, suckers!!!
	6:42pm Skirkie: My number is a prime number.
	6:43pm Just Ted: Frangry's HOT DOG picture says it all.
	6:43pm G: prediction: the caller who will ask about Michelle's sexual history will be calling from VIRGINIA or THE VIRGIN ISLANDS
	6:43pm robyn: i'm trying to think of a pickup line around michele's virginity
	6:43pm davex: It should be called a ZingEar
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has Franny been with any women?
	6:44pm G: hey, honey, need your cobwebs cleaned out?
	6:44pm Jason: I think Michele would like to RE-INVENT her virginity.
	6:44pm robyn: Frangry: An Erotic Life
	6:45pm Carmichael: Sluttiness an sometimes be attractive. But not often.
	6:45pm the glowing one: Hm, Franny saying that she doesn't care how slutty people are sounds a bit like self-justification.
	6:45pm Carmichael: I would invent the liger.
	6:45pm Just Ted: Nice is as nice does.
	6:45pm Kevlicki: Geez, someone with experience is required!
	6:46pm Carmichael: can
	6:46pm the glowing one: Hahaha, is this for real. Keep it on!
	6:46pm G: we're all sluts inside. nearly all, ok.
	6:46pm the glowing one: NO, don't tell him!
	6:46pm Carmichael: Who the hell is this?!? Chairman Mao?
	6:46pm Kevlicki: Was that call real!!?
	6:46pm Tokki: I love the name ZingEar.... gonna trademark it now.
	6:47pm Salamander: A dog leash with your keys on it
	6:47pm robyn: words of wisdom G.
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Wham-O already makes the ZingEar...
	6:48pm robyn: LOL..."other chores."
	6:48pm Carmichael: Hey, it's Mr. Suave calling in with a dozen roses for YOU KNOW WHO!
	6:48pm G: madman sounds a little toooooo desperate
	6:49pm robot advocate: "other chores", mmmm hmmmm.
	6:49pm Paul: weather warnings: www.accuweather.com...
	6:50pm Carmichael: Frangry and Michele have a rather unique listener demographic.
	6:50pm G: with him, it probably would be a chore
	6:51pm pgw in mntclr: i want to invent a good reason to go to sleep at 8:15 on a friday night
	6:51pm Salamander: A mirror that you put on your hand and show to someone when you say "Talk to the hand" and they have to look at themselves
	6:51pm davex: Someone ALWAYS calls in and asks what the topic is.
	6:51pm Andrew B: I'd invent a heated toilet seat for those cold winter nights.
	6:51pm dale: i would invent some type of screening device to prevent having to hear what assholes would invent
	6:51pm robyn: salamander i like many of these ideas.
	6:52pm madman: ELECTRIC BARBARELLA DURAN DURAN
	6:52pm G: the caller michelle couldn't hack sounded like philly boy roy with that out there east coast urban white trash accent
	6:52pm Carmichael: This gut calls in to ask what the topic is. Effing genius.
	6:53pm Salamander: @robyn thanks! just jotting down ideas
	6:53pm Jordan: Michele - Do you love Goth/Vampire guys? (All this tombstone stuff)
	6:53pm G: dudes have been known to pad. but why disappoint a girl?
	6:53pm madman: G GET SERIOUS
	6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY: Let's hear some more talk about Franny's and Michele's, and Station Manager's Ken's sex lives...
	6:54pm G: he was thinking the other day. but hasn't had a single thought since then.
	6:54pm Salamander: haven't they already invented all possible kitchen related items?
	6:54pm Carmichael: This caller is probably wearing a sideways ponytail.
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: How about a camera & microphone in a coffin so you can watch and listen to your loved one's corpse decay?
	6:55pm robyn: @Jordan she's not into guys. she's a virgin.
	6:55pm tracy space: "Band that everyone else thinks is cool but I hate." Is this a good topic? Sorrrryy, I know I'm off topic.
	6:55pm Qwerty: How about an actual foodbed. A bed with a fridge and microwave built in.
	6:56pm pgw in mntclr: bell/rope/grave thing: www.phrases.org.uk...
	6:56pm G: they were way into coffin inventions in the 1800s, people were leery about being buried alive
	6:56pm Carmichael: Hey caller, read the comments from 45 minutes ago.
	6:56pm Salamander: @MISTER JOHNNY how about a camera worm that goes into the corpse and you can watch it like surgery?
	6:56pm Jordan: @Robyn, I think she is, but just too religious.
	6:56pm stinkbug: Does Frangry get emails from listeners or do people just communicate with her via comments/calls?
	6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: Need to invent a shark repellant that really works.
	6:56pm Danne D: Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi Foodbed :) <333 Hi Weirdos :) Sorry i miseed the show today :( My invention would be a machine that make imaginary people real so that Frangry could finally marry Mike McKenzie :) Have a good one!!
	6:57pm robyn: @Jordan. it's such a shame. she is prettier
	6:57pm G: write her and ask, stinkbug :p
	6:57pm Frangry: @stinkbug: yeah i get listener emails
	6:57pm Salamander: A religious scarecrow that you confess crimes to
	6:58pm tracy space: Are sideways ponys bad? I think they are cute. People seem so judge-y.
	6:58pm Jordan: @Robyn, Too pretty to be a virgin.
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Franny's building a Station Manager Ken Robot to do her chores.
	6:58pm some other guy: this Salamander is really a pretty good inventor. I'm still thinking about that alarm clock.
	6:58pm robyn: @Jordan the real winner is the person who deflowers Michele.
	6:59pm G: Jordan's got a cru-ush Jordan's got a cru-ush Jordan's got a cru-ush
	6:59pm Carmichael: Bye Robots.
	6:59pm Salamander: @some other guy time to wake up
	7:00pm Jordan: @Robyn, Good point - Let's all sign up.
	7:00pm the glowing one: No, the real winner is the one who invented all those LIES about Frangry and Michele! Sadly.
	7:00pm Carmichael: Other chores
	7:00pm robyn: @Jordan this is so great. finally a creepy running joke about michele.
	7:00pm G: Michelle has the Weather Channel on 24-7 at home, like every 60 year old.
	7:01pm Jordan: @G, I do, it used to be Frangry, awkward for them.
	7:01pm G: no wonder she's a virgin...
	7:02pm G: @Jordan: Three-way?
	7:02pm Jordan: @ Robyn, Yes, let's annoyingly keep it going.
	7:02pm Carmichael: No way.
	7:03pm Jordan: @G, I think my brain would explode.
	7:03pm G: in his (wet) dreams.
	7:03pm robyn: @Jordan initiatory orgy for michele
	7:04pm G: maration idea: sacrifice a virgin for contributions?
	7:04pm Virg Out: Bye!
	7:04pm Jordan: @Robyn, 3-way for her 1st time, great idea.
	7:05pm robyn: @Jordan we want it to be really special.
	7:05pm G: that would be really putting the problem to bed.
	7:05pm Carmichael: Why yes, Michele, this IS normal.
	7:06pm robyn: so much bleeding.
	7:06pm G: that's not popping a cherry, that's squashing a cherry and stomping it to death.
	7:06pm Jordan: 3-way in the FOODBED, oh my god!
	7:07pm G: squashed cherry in the foodbed, yep
	7:08pm robyn: that actually sounds like an ideal setting for a three-way.
	7:08pm Salamander: opposite of foodbed is poophammock
	7:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: It would be so ironic if Franny drowned on the way home because she wouldn't let FoodBed play the weather reports...
	7:10pm robyn: hahahaha
	7:10pm G: ghmm,what if she was with a guy who had drunk so much he drowned her when he peed the bed?
	7:13pm G: if the board closes, i'm out, they get anemail for each comment after the board closes. i have SOME consideration
	7:13pm Jordan: @Robyn/G, Thanks kids. Have a good w/e.
	7:15pm Salamander: too late, last invention a TED talk that is a staring contest with the speaker
	7:16pm robyn: time for happy hour. bye weirdos.
	7:17pm Salamander: bye
	7:18pm robyn: michele, if you read this, we love you.
	7:23pm G: bet they left the board open to not get all those extra emails :p
	7:24pm The Show Is Over: Everyone, go home!
	7:29pm G: ^^^ guesses as to who the prior poster is? :p
	7:39pm Dr. Z: The show's over? Really?
	7:42pm G: The board is not the show, rumors to the contrary notwithstanding.

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from June 7, 2013

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