WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from June 21, 2013

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Carmichael: ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:02pm Danne D: Dum Dum Dum DumDum Da DumDum Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi FoodBed :) <333 HI Weirdos :)
	6:02pm davex: Good evening ladies and weirdos...
	6:03pm Paul: yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she yawns, traffic slows down
	6:03pm Carmichael: Hello in advance to the SUW phone demographic ....
	6:03pm Caryn: Hi weirdos!
	6:04pm robyn: The SUW REMIXXXXXXXX
	6:04pm TheMarmot: Oh shit I thought Billy Jam was in the house, cuttin it up for you
	6:04pm TheMarmot: Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose
	6:04pm davex: Yo momma's so weird, she listens to this show.
	6:04pm robyn: after years of working at WFMU, Frangry is finally influenced by actual djs.
	6:05pm Carmichael: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!
	6:06pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	6:06pm ?: TGIF@F thank god its frangry and foodbed
	6:06pm TheMarmot: Yo momma so poor, she dropped a washcloth in the kitchen, had wall to wall carpeting.
	6:06pm Danne D: momma's so dumb she enjoys hearing from the squirrel man
	6:07pm Will W: Yo momma so dumb she thought Edward Snowden was a vampire
	6:07pm Paul: yo momma so fat, she sweats gravy
	6:07pm Carmen: "I'm 2 beers deep" That's sounds sexual Frangry.
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
	6:07pm Caryn: We don't have "yo momma" jokes over here, so this topic just makes me think of the "Golden Girls" episode. Ooh, Will, topical version!
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.
	6:08pm Will W: like, one of those...twilight dudes.
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.
	6:09pm Danne D: jenna's a minute early
	6:10pm davex: Yo momma's so dumb, she's gonna call later and ask what the topic is.
	6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
	6:10pm G: 6:09 Jenna. WAY OFF! :P
	6:10pm TheMarmot: Yo mama so fat, she couldn't wear an 'X' jacket, cuz helicopters kept tryin to land on her
	6:10pm Carmichael: Where's Spike?
	6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
	6:10pm robyn: LOL wow setting the bar low for herself. come on jenna.
	6:10pm G: Jenna used to be quarter past, like it was scheduled
	6:11pm robyn: i believe in you.
	6:11pm Paul: yo momma so lazy, she eats pizza in bed ;)
	6:11pm Gurgle: Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.
	6:11pm Danne D: or is it 6 minutes early - been so long since Jenna called I forgot
	6:11pm Caryn: Dare I say Jenna's joke was surprisingly good?
	6:12pm Danne D: @Caryn Jenna probably more current with the YM jokes
	6:12pm G: Premise concern: How would we tell moron yo-mama jokes without sounding like morons?
	6:12pm Jordan: @Robyn - I think it's part of Jenna's charm, ie. a young Frangry.
	6:12pm Paul: yo momma so old, she owes King Tut five bucks on the David v. Goliath fight
	6:13pm Gurgle: Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
	6:13pm ?: Why does hey hey guy get full airtime, and frangry hangs up on me before I get to say HAVE A GOOD ONE!!
	6:13pm Caryn: Yo momma so fat, the store detectives stopped her because they thought she was shoplifting throwpillows.
	6:14pm Rick: Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after 3 periods.
	6:14pm Danne D: Jenna: Young Frangrestein
	6:14pm TheMarmot: Yo mama so old, she got Jesus' beeper number. This joke is so old, people had beepers.
	6:15pm TheMarmot: Yo mama is poor, you gotta eat a large pizza outside.
	6:15pm TheMarmot: *so
	6:15pm Danne D: 2014 WFMU Premium - watch Michele play Ms. Pac Man
	6:15pm Gurgle: Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.
	6:16pm robyn: what is going on.
	6:16pm Rick: Yo mama is so fat she has a peg leg with a kickstand
	6:16pm King Dean: yo mamas pussy is so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve's autographs. Yo mama is so old that she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
	6:17pm Danne D: These callers are so shady, Frangry and Michele need to navigate their calls with a flashlight
	6:17pm Matt W: Yo mana so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her!
	6:17pm robyn: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
	6:18pm robyn: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
	6:18pm TheMarmot: it was me!
	6:18pm Jordan: "Wall to wall carpeting" is TheMarmot.
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Was Michele wearing her HUMP FACE when she was playing Miss Pack-man???
	6:18pm robyn: (stealing sean connery jokes is the only thing i can think of)
	6:18pm Danne D: Your Marmot's so underappreciated, Frangry can't even remember his posts
	6:19pm Peppa: Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
	6:19pm Listener David in Budd Lake: Your mother is like a door knob...everyone gets a turn!
	6:19pm tonyb: yo mama so fat, they push her through the holland tunnel to clean the sides.
	6:19pm robyn: lee baer wrote some good books on OCD michele.
	6:19pm Carmichael: @Robyn: A Redd Foxx joke: what's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
	6:20pm robyn: LOL @Carmichael. love your marmot joke danne d
	6:21pm Sam: MICHELE - Is there a story behind the 1 "L" in your name?
	6:21pm Listener David in Budd Lake: Your mother is like McDonald's.....100 Billion served
	6:21pm Danne D: And now the next 40 minutes will be callers offering to diagnose Frangry...
	6:21pm Danne D: Thx robyn :)
	6:21pm Peppa: Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!
	6:21pm Paul: yo momma's like the pilsbury doughboy ... everybody poke her
	6:21pm TheMarmot: Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
	6:21pm davex: Yo momma's so minimalistic - she is.
	6:22pm Danne D: YM's so fast they named EZ Pass after her
	6:22pm Caryn: For a modern spin: yo gay momma so much in the closet, she's registered to vote in Narnia.
	6:22pm LSMFT: Yo Mama so phat when she cut herself it bleeds gravy!!
	6:22pm G: Maybe Frangry needs that dude in the news at the Manhattan drug store who talked the Lebanese tourist into a breast exam in the back of the store.
	6:23pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles. Yo mama such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to "check in". Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost. Yo mama's such a slut, her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver. Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.
	6:23pm dale: your mama's boobs are so big the boy at the supermarket asked if he could carry her bags to the car.
	6:23pm Peppa: Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving."
	6:24pm robyn: Peter's was good
	6:24pm davex: Back in school we always said "jo mama" for some reason.
	6:25pm Caryn: I've liked all of davex's.
	6:25pm Danne D: Pancake's Mama's so poor she steals gum on airplanes :o)
	6:25pm Usher's Bling: Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
	6:25pm robyn: this went from djing prowess to vfw hall wedding
	6:25pm davex: Thanks, Caryn!
	6:25pm Sam: I agree, it's "JO MAMA"
	6:26pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
	6:27pm Rick: Yo mama's eating habits are so poor, she became morbidly obese and developed adult-onset type 2 diabetes
	6:27pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
	6:28pm K-11: Yo mama is so stupid she actually thinks these jokes are funny
	6:28pm dale: rick - that's comic gold! comedy from real life!
	6:29pm robyn: jenna and svetlana are the same
	6:29pm TheMarmot: yo mama so fat she is like an internet spider, her web is world wide
	6:29pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
	6:30pm dale: just jeffrey had a good one, too.
	6:30pm Danne D: Yo Ma Ma is so she played Carnegie Hall!
	6:30pm Danne D: Sorry that was Yo Yo Ma
	6:30pm uncle flowed: frangry licked my asshole
	6:30pm uncle flowed: frangry licked my asshole
	6:30pm uncle flowed: frangry licked my asshole
	6:30pm uncle flowed: frangry licked my asshole
	6:30pm Paul: dump everybody!!!
	6:30pm Johnny Muller: I called her Slutlana! She stopped calling after Frangry called her out on a BS story.
	6:30pm Danne D: Damn I messed my own joke up. It shoulda said "so talented"
	6:31pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!
	6:32pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
	6:33pm madman: yo mamas so stuped she bought tickets to x box live
	6:33pm alberto: your mama's so fat, when she wears a malcolm x shirt helicopters try to land on her.
	6:34pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
	6:34pm Carmichael: Tommy O'Shay is a little over the top. What is he like in person?
	6:35pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
	6:36pm Classy Half Ass: Your Mamma is so old when i told her to act her own age....she died!!!
	6:36pm Tone Loc: MICHELE'S MAMA is so happy because her daughter's still a virgin.
	6:36pm dale: i take it frangry and michele haven't heard any rodney dangerfield.
	6:36pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed.
	6:37pm Ted: Yo mama so fat, she went to the beach and Greenpeace showed up to tow her back out to sea.
	6:37pm Paul: trying to think of something to go with "yo momma so dump happy"
	6:38pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie "Juice."
	6:38pm Classy Half Ass: Yo Mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
	6:39pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama's so stupid that she though Jar-Jar came with Pickles-Pickles.
	6:39pm davex: Paul: Yo momma so dump happy she.
	6:39pm Caryn: @Paul: Yo momma so dump happy she vacations at the landfill? Yo momma so dump happy she celebrates her birthdays in the john?
	6:40pm Paul: lol
	6:40pm robyn: +1 for the ladies being brainy tonight
	6:40pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
	6:41pm Classy Half Ass: Yo mamma so fat if her shoes were tied she had to take your word for it
	6:41pm Mike K: Yo mamma so fat, when she rolls down the boardwalk, the tides follow her.
	6:42pm Classy Half Ass: Yo mamma so fat when she turns around people throw her a Welcome Back Party!!!
	6:42pm Danne D: All the best episodes don't have the webcam :(
	6:42pm Carmichael: Usually the callers are the ones not wearing pants.
	6:42pm robyn: michele finally tired of being a virgin
	6:43pm Tone Loc: Quick MICHELE - Talk about Frangry.
	6:43pm Caryn: Yo momma so desperate for a pee, she took her pants off on the radio.
	6:43pm davex: Shut up, weirdo: The only radio show with a pee break.
	6:43pm ?: awesome frangry's fly is open.
	6:43pm Danne D: Frangry can't last more than 40 minutes w/o peeing? She might wanna check in with a doctor.
	6:43pm Paul: yo momma bladder so small, she has to take a pee break in the middle of a one hour show
	6:43pm These Snaps: Are really bringing out the lily in your white audience. (Snaps = shit talk)
	6:44pm Ric: Yo mamma so fat it took 9 months to take out the trash.
	6:44pm dale: you get one hour a week on the radidio and you can't hold your water or use a mason jar?
	6:44pm Classy Half Ass: ok...maybe you are the classy half ass with that walk down the hallway
	6:44pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
	6:44pm madman: good job michie
	6:44pm ?: Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued......
	6:45pm robyn: wait...are you NOT supposed to shove your hand up your vagina when you pee?
	6:45pm Pete From Above: Yo mamma so dumb she thought WFMU was a university.
	6:46pm Danne D: Caller declares victory b/c his call is so incoherent that Frangry can't understand it?!?
	6:46pm TheMarmot: yo momma so stupid she threw out her M & M's cuz they were all W's
	6:46pm wyldescot: yer mamas like a microwave,she gets hot when you put the meat in
	6:47pm Caryn: @Danne: I guess that's the new Squirrel Man strategy.
	6:47pm Paul: yo momma so skinny, she can hula hoop with a cheerio
	6:47pm Pete From Above: Yo mamma so kind she baked cookies. But then she ate them and became fat!
	6:47pm robyn: would dead baby jokes soothe your conscience michele
	6:48pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
	6:48pm Classy Half Ass: Yo Mama so fat even Dora can't explore her
	6:48pm Jordan: Yeah Michele, tell us your best DEAD BABY JOKE.
	6:49pm Just Ted: Its ironic that I always get hung up on for rambling, but today on a non story topic, everyone can ramble.
	6:49pm Danne D: Paula Deen fans checkin' in...
	6:49pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
	6:49pm robyn: this is my favorite one - "what's the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a mercedes in my garage."
	6:50pm The Big Ragu: Yo mama is a carpenters dream. flat as a board and easy to nail
	6:50pm Just Ted: GOOD ONE Pete from above.
	6:50pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so fat Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes.
	6:50pm Classy Half Ass: Yo mamma so old i told her to act her age and she DIED!!!
	6:51pm Sam: I'm sure you ladies can fake it for 10 minutes.
	6:51pm TheMarmot: Yo mama so nasty, she gotta use pads instead of tampons cuz the crabs keep bungee jumping
	6:51pm davex: Actually, I'm surprised at how many of the callers are coherent today.
	6:51pm Classy Half Ass: crickets
	6:52pm Classy Half Ass: Sam...great comment
	6:52pm Kevlicki: wow, michelle
	6:52pm Greg from Bloomfield: "Your Mama is so ugly, she could make an onion cry." -George Wallace on Arsenio, circa nineteen-ninety-something...
	6:52pm robyn: LOLLLLLLLL
	6:52pm Paul: woah. food bed should of dumped herself on that one
	6:52pm Danne D: Frangry! Why'd you make the innocent Michele tell that mean joke?
	6:52pm robyn: what was the name of helen keller's dog?
	6:52pm Carmichael: Helen keller jokes are too sophisticated for your demographic.
	6:52pm Classy Half Ass: Michelle....that's Dark
	6:52pm Sam: Thanks Classy.
	6:52pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so ugly, she spent 2 days at the beauty shop . To get an estimate.
	6:52pm Kevlicki: "I broke the show" I love it
	6:53pm robyn: AAAAAUUGHHHHAUGHHH
	6:53pm Rick: Yo mama so poor, her picture is on food stamps
	6:53pm tommy o'shea: Dearest Ladies, regarding yo mommas, I believe your Mothers were so pretty, that the both of you are the reflections of them! T.O'S XOXO!
	6:53pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.
	6:54pm Danne D: You can replace Hellen Keller with your commenters in that joke, btw, Michele
	6:54pm Pete From Above: Your momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.
	6:55pm cosmickitty: What do you call a baby pinned to the wall? Art A dead baby joke to cancel out the bad yo momma jokes
	6:55pm Just Ted: of course TOMMY O'Shea kissing up. So predictable
	6:55pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention
	6:55pm Classy Half Ass: Classy Half Ass signing out...
	6:55pm Tone Loc: The worst thing about raping Michele is the inexperience.
	6:55pm TheMarmot: yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in each ear and said she is listening to 50 Cent
	6:56pm Pete From Above: Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over wireless Internet
	6:57pm robyn: i'm supportive of your helen keller joke, michele. we used to call my mom helen keller sometimes. dark, i know, but she loved it.
	6:57pm madman: TEDDY BOY GET SERIOUS
	6:57pm Danne D: I'm picturing robyn asking her mom for for WATER all the time
	6:57pm Pete From Above: Your momma so ugly, the neighbors break into her house to close the curtains.
	6:57pm Just Ted: the size of a whale penis
	6:58pm Joe blow: Yo momma so fat when God said let there be light he shot her.
	6:58pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so stupid, she studied for her blood test.
	6:59pm Tone Loc: Yo Mama's so big, she made fun of the whale's small penis.
	6:59pm madman: JUST TEDDY LOSSES
	6:59pm Just Ted: I am serious
	6:59pm Frangry: bye weirdos!!!!
	6:59pm Danne D: Your Marmot's so underappreciated he didn't win the t-shirt :(
	6:59pm Paul: yo momma so dumb, she climbed a tree b/c she wanted to be a branch manager
	6:59pm robyn: @danne d ahahahahaha
	6:59pm madman: YOUR A LOSER
	6:59pm Danne D: Bye Frangry :) <3333 Bye FoodBed :) <333 Bye Weirdos :)
	6:59pm robyn: great show ladiezzz
	6:59pm Pete From Above: Do it up ladies!
	6:59pm Just Ted: I always lose
	7:00pm TheMarmot: hahahhahahaha Danne D
	7:00pm davex: Yo momma has such bad musical taste she listens to this song.
	7:00pm Danne D: YM is so dislikes sex she says "Let's end it here"
	7:00pm Just Ted: I own it
	7:00pm madman: ANYTIME SON
	6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. This show is being rerun tonight (Black Friday, 2013).

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from June 21, 2013

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June 21, 2013: Yo Mama!

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Carmichael: ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:02pm Danne D: Dum Dum Dum DumDum Da DumDum Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi FoodBed :) <333 HI Weirdos :)
	6:02pm davex: Good evening ladies and weirdos...
	6:03pm Paul: yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she yawns, traffic slows down
	6:03pm Carmichael: Hello in advance to the SUW phone demographic ....
	6:03pm Caryn: Hi weirdos!
	6:04pm robyn: The SUW REMIXXXXXXXX
	6:04pm TheMarmot: Oh shit I thought Billy Jam was in the house, cuttin it up for you
	6:04pm TheMarmot: Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose
	6:04pm davex: Yo momma's so weird, she listens to this show.
	6:04pm robyn: after years of working at WFMU, Frangry is finally influenced by actual djs.
	6:05pm Carmichael: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!
	6:06pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	6:06pm ?: TGIF@F thank god its frangry and foodbed
	6:06pm TheMarmot: Yo momma so poor, she dropped a washcloth in the kitchen, had wall to wall carpeting.
	6:06pm Danne D: momma's so dumb she enjoys hearing from the squirrel man
	6:07pm Will W: Yo momma so dumb she thought Edward Snowden was a vampire
	6:07pm Paul: yo momma so fat, she sweats gravy
	6:07pm Carmen: "I'm 2 beers deep" That's sounds sexual Frangry.
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
	6:07pm Caryn: We don't have "yo momma" jokes over here, so this topic just makes me think of the "Golden Girls" episode. Ooh, Will, topical version!
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.
	6:08pm Will W: like, one of those...twilight dudes.
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.
	6:09pm Danne D: jenna's a minute early
	6:10pm davex: Yo momma's so dumb, she's gonna call later and ask what the topic is.
	6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
	6:10pm G: 6:09 Jenna. WAY OFF! :P
	6:10pm TheMarmot: Yo mama so fat, she couldn't wear an 'X' jacket, cuz helicopters kept tryin to land on her
	6:10pm Carmichael: Where's Spike?
	6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
	6:10pm robyn: LOL wow setting the bar low for herself. come on jenna.
	6:10pm G: Jenna used to be quarter past, like it was scheduled
	6:11pm robyn: i believe in you.
	6:11pm Paul: yo momma so lazy, she eats pizza in bed ;)
	6:11pm Gurgle: Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.
	6:11pm Danne D: or is it 6 minutes early - been so long since Jenna called I forgot
	6:11pm Caryn: Dare I say Jenna's joke was surprisingly good?
	6:12pm Danne D: @Caryn Jenna probably more current with the YM jokes
	6:12pm G: Premise concern: How would we tell moron yo-mama jokes without sounding like morons?
	6:12pm Jordan: @Robyn - I think it's part of Jenna's charm, ie. a young Frangry.
	6:12pm Paul: yo momma so old, she owes King Tut five bucks on the David v. Goliath fight
	6:13pm Gurgle: Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
	6:13pm ?: Why does hey hey guy get full airtime, and frangry hangs up on me before I get to say HAVE A GOOD ONE!!
	6:13pm Caryn: Yo momma so fat, the store detectives stopped her because they thought she was shoplifting throwpillows.
	6:14pm Rick: Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after 3 periods.
	6:14pm Danne D: Jenna: Young Frangrestein
	6:14pm TheMarmot: Yo mama so old, she got Jesus' beeper number. This joke is so old, people had beepers.
	6:15pm TheMarmot: Yo mama is poor, you gotta eat a large pizza outside.
	6:15pm TheMarmot: *so
	6:15pm Danne D: 2014 WFMU Premium - watch Michele play Ms. Pac Man
	6:15pm Gurgle: Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.
	6:16pm robyn: what is going on.
	6:16pm Rick: Yo mama is so fat she has a peg leg with a kickstand
	6:16pm King Dean: yo mamas pussy is so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve's autographs. Yo mama is so old that she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
	6:17pm Danne D: These callers are so shady, Frangry and Michele need to navigate their calls with a flashlight
	6:17pm Matt W: Yo mana so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her!
	6:17pm robyn: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
	6:18pm robyn: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
	6:18pm TheMarmot: it was me!
	6:18pm Jordan: "Wall to wall carpeting" is TheMarmot.
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Was Michele wearing her HUMP FACE when she was playing Miss Pack-man???
	6:18pm robyn: (stealing sean connery jokes is the only thing i can think of)
	6:18pm Danne D: Your Marmot's so underappreciated, Frangry can't even remember his posts
	6:19pm Peppa: Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
	6:19pm Listener David in Budd Lake: Your mother is like a door knob...everyone gets a turn!
	6:19pm tonyb: yo mama so fat, they push her through the holland tunnel to clean the sides.
	6:19pm robyn: lee baer wrote some good books on OCD michele.
	6:19pm Carmichael: @Robyn: A Redd Foxx joke: what's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
	6:20pm robyn: LOL @Carmichael. love your marmot joke danne d
	6:21pm Sam: MICHELE - Is there a story behind the 1 "L" in your name?
	6:21pm Listener David in Budd Lake: Your mother is like McDonald's.....100 Billion served
	6:21pm Danne D: And now the next 40 minutes will be callers offering to diagnose Frangry...
	6:21pm Danne D: Thx robyn :)
	6:21pm Peppa: Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!
	6:21pm Paul: yo momma's like the pilsbury doughboy ... everybody poke her
	6:21pm TheMarmot: Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
	6:21pm davex: Yo momma's so minimalistic - she is.
	6:22pm Danne D: YM's so fast they named EZ Pass after her
	6:22pm Caryn: For a modern spin: yo gay momma so much in the closet, she's registered to vote in Narnia.
	6:22pm LSMFT: Yo Mama so phat when she cut herself it bleeds gravy!!
	6:22pm G: Maybe Frangry needs that dude in the news at the Manhattan drug store who talked the Lebanese tourist into a breast exam in the back of the store.
	6:23pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles. Yo mama such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to "check in". Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost. Yo mama's such a slut, her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver. Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.
	6:23pm dale: your mama's boobs are so big the boy at the supermarket asked if he could carry her bags to the car.
	6:23pm Peppa: Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving."
	6:24pm robyn: Peter's was good
	6:24pm davex: Back in school we always said "jo mama" for some reason.
	6:25pm Caryn: I've liked all of davex's.
	6:25pm Danne D: Pancake's Mama's so poor she steals gum on airplanes :o)
	6:25pm Usher's Bling: Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
	6:25pm robyn: this went from djing prowess to vfw hall wedding
	6:25pm davex: Thanks, Caryn!
	6:25pm Sam: I agree, it's "JO MAMA"
	6:26pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
	6:27pm Rick: Yo mama's eating habits are so poor, she became morbidly obese and developed adult-onset type 2 diabetes
	6:27pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
	6:28pm K-11: Yo mama is so stupid she actually thinks these jokes are funny
	6:28pm dale: rick - that's comic gold! comedy from real life!
	6:29pm robyn: jenna and svetlana are the same
	6:29pm TheMarmot: yo mama so fat she is like an internet spider, her web is world wide
	6:29pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
	6:30pm dale: just jeffrey had a good one, too.
	6:30pm Danne D: Yo Ma Ma is so she played Carnegie Hall!
	6:30pm Danne D: Sorry that was Yo Yo Ma
	6:30pm uncle flowed: frangry licked my asshole
	6:30pm uncle flowed: frangry licked my asshole
	6:30pm uncle flowed: frangry licked my asshole
	6:30pm uncle flowed: frangry licked my asshole
	6:30pm Paul: dump everybody!!!
	6:30pm Johnny Muller: I called her Slutlana! She stopped calling after Frangry called her out on a BS story.
	6:30pm Danne D: Damn I messed my own joke up. It shoulda said "so talented"
	6:31pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!
	6:32pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
	6:33pm madman: yo mamas so stuped she bought tickets to x box live
	6:33pm alberto: your mama's so fat, when she wears a malcolm x shirt helicopters try to land on her.
	6:34pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
	6:34pm Carmichael: Tommy O'Shay is a little over the top. What is he like in person?
	6:35pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
	6:36pm Classy Half Ass: Your Mamma is so old when i told her to act her own age....she died!!!
	6:36pm Tone Loc: MICHELE'S MAMA is so happy because her daughter's still a virgin.
	6:36pm dale: i take it frangry and michele haven't heard any rodney dangerfield.
	6:36pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed.
	6:37pm Ted: Yo mama so fat, she went to the beach and Greenpeace showed up to tow her back out to sea.
	6:37pm Paul: trying to think of something to go with "yo momma so dump happy"
	6:38pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie "Juice."
	6:38pm Classy Half Ass: Yo Mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
	6:39pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama's so stupid that she though Jar-Jar came with Pickles-Pickles.
	6:39pm davex: Paul: Yo momma so dump happy she.
	6:39pm Caryn: @Paul: Yo momma so dump happy she vacations at the landfill? Yo momma so dump happy she celebrates her birthdays in the john?
	6:40pm Paul: lol
	6:40pm robyn: +1 for the ladies being brainy tonight
	6:40pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
	6:41pm Classy Half Ass: Yo mamma so fat if her shoes were tied she had to take your word for it
	6:41pm Mike K: Yo mamma so fat, when she rolls down the boardwalk, the tides follow her.
	6:42pm Classy Half Ass: Yo mamma so fat when she turns around people throw her a Welcome Back Party!!!
	6:42pm Danne D: All the best episodes don't have the webcam :(
	6:42pm Carmichael: Usually the callers are the ones not wearing pants.
	6:42pm robyn: michele finally tired of being a virgin
	6:43pm Tone Loc: Quick MICHELE - Talk about Frangry.
	6:43pm Caryn: Yo momma so desperate for a pee, she took her pants off on the radio.
	6:43pm davex: Shut up, weirdo: The only radio show with a pee break.
	6:43pm ?: awesome frangry's fly is open.
	6:43pm Danne D: Frangry can't last more than 40 minutes w/o peeing? She might wanna check in with a doctor.
	6:43pm Paul: yo momma bladder so small, she has to take a pee break in the middle of a one hour show
	6:43pm These Snaps: Are really bringing out the lily in your white audience. (Snaps = shit talk)
	6:44pm Ric: Yo mamma so fat it took 9 months to take out the trash.
	6:44pm dale: you get one hour a week on the radidio and you can't hold your water or use a mason jar?
	6:44pm Classy Half Ass: ok...maybe you are the classy half ass with that walk down the hallway
	6:44pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
	6:44pm madman: good job michie
	6:44pm ?: Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued......
	6:45pm robyn: wait...are you NOT supposed to shove your hand up your vagina when you pee?
	6:45pm Pete From Above: Yo mamma so dumb she thought WFMU was a university.
	6:46pm Danne D: Caller declares victory b/c his call is so incoherent that Frangry can't understand it?!?
	6:46pm TheMarmot: yo momma so stupid she threw out her M & M's cuz they were all W's
	6:46pm wyldescot: yer mamas like a microwave,she gets hot when you put the meat in
	6:47pm Caryn: @Danne: I guess that's the new Squirrel Man strategy.
	6:47pm Paul: yo momma so skinny, she can hula hoop with a cheerio
	6:47pm Pete From Above: Yo mamma so kind she baked cookies. But then she ate them and became fat!
	6:47pm robyn: would dead baby jokes soothe your conscience michele
	6:48pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama is so stupid that she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
	6:48pm Classy Half Ass: Yo Mama so fat even Dora can't explore her
	6:48pm Jordan: Yeah Michele, tell us your best DEAD BABY JOKE.
	6:49pm Just Ted: Its ironic that I always get hung up on for rambling, but today on a non story topic, everyone can ramble.
	6:49pm Danne D: Paula Deen fans checkin' in...
	6:49pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
	6:49pm robyn: this is my favorite one - "what's the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a mercedes in my garage."
	6:50pm The Big Ragu: Yo mama is a carpenters dream. flat as a board and easy to nail
	6:50pm Just Ted: GOOD ONE Pete from above.
	6:50pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so fat Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes.
	6:50pm Classy Half Ass: Yo mamma so old i told her to act her age and she DIED!!!
	6:51pm Sam: I'm sure you ladies can fake it for 10 minutes.
	6:51pm TheMarmot: Yo mama so nasty, she gotta use pads instead of tampons cuz the crabs keep bungee jumping
	6:51pm davex: Actually, I'm surprised at how many of the callers are coherent today.
	6:51pm Classy Half Ass: crickets
	6:52pm Classy Half Ass: Sam...great comment
	6:52pm Kevlicki: wow, michelle
	6:52pm Greg from Bloomfield: "Your Mama is so ugly, she could make an onion cry." -George Wallace on Arsenio, circa nineteen-ninety-something...
	6:52pm robyn: LOLLLLLLLL
	6:52pm Paul: woah. food bed should of dumped herself on that one
	6:52pm Danne D: Frangry! Why'd you make the innocent Michele tell that mean joke?
	6:52pm robyn: what was the name of helen keller's dog?
	6:52pm Carmichael: Helen keller jokes are too sophisticated for your demographic.
	6:52pm Classy Half Ass: Michelle....that's Dark
	6:52pm Sam: Thanks Classy.
	6:52pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so ugly, she spent 2 days at the beauty shop . To get an estimate.
	6:52pm Kevlicki: "I broke the show" I love it
	6:53pm robyn: AAAAAUUGHHHHAUGHHH
	6:53pm Rick: Yo mama so poor, her picture is on food stamps
	6:53pm tommy o'shea: Dearest Ladies, regarding yo mommas, I believe your Mothers were so pretty, that the both of you are the reflections of them! T.O'S XOXO!
	6:53pm Just Jeffrey: Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.
	6:54pm Danne D: You can replace Hellen Keller with your commenters in that joke, btw, Michele
	6:54pm Pete From Above: Your momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.
	6:55pm cosmickitty: What do you call a baby pinned to the wall? Art A dead baby joke to cancel out the bad yo momma jokes
	6:55pm Just Ted: of course TOMMY O'Shea kissing up. So predictable
	6:55pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention
	6:55pm Classy Half Ass: Classy Half Ass signing out...
	6:55pm Tone Loc: The worst thing about raping Michele is the inexperience.
	6:55pm TheMarmot: yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in each ear and said she is listening to 50 Cent
	6:56pm Pete From Above: Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over wireless Internet
	6:57pm robyn: i'm supportive of your helen keller joke, michele. we used to call my mom helen keller sometimes. dark, i know, but she loved it.
	6:57pm madman: TEDDY BOY GET SERIOUS
	6:57pm Danne D: I'm picturing robyn asking her mom for for WATER all the time
	6:57pm Pete From Above: Your momma so ugly, the neighbors break into her house to close the curtains.
	6:57pm Just Ted: the size of a whale penis
	6:58pm Joe blow: Yo momma so fat when God said let there be light he shot her.
	6:58pm Pete From Above: Yo mama so stupid, she studied for her blood test.
	6:59pm Tone Loc: Yo Mama's so big, she made fun of the whale's small penis.
	6:59pm madman: JUST TEDDY LOSSES
	6:59pm Just Ted: I am serious
	6:59pm Frangry: bye weirdos!!!!
	6:59pm Danne D: Your Marmot's so underappreciated he didn't win the t-shirt :(
	6:59pm Paul: yo momma so dumb, she climbed a tree b/c she wanted to be a branch manager
	6:59pm robyn: @danne d ahahahahaha
	6:59pm madman: YOUR A LOSER
	6:59pm Danne D: Bye Frangry :) <3333 Bye FoodBed :) <333 Bye Weirdos :)
	6:59pm robyn: great show ladiezzz
	6:59pm Pete From Above: Do it up ladies!
	6:59pm Just Ted: I always lose
	7:00pm TheMarmot: hahahhahahaha Danne D
	7:00pm davex: Yo momma has such bad musical taste she listens to this song.
	7:00pm Danne D: YM is so dislikes sex she says "Let's end it here"
	7:00pm Just Ted: I own it
	7:00pm madman: ANYTIME SON
	6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. This show is being rerun tonight (Black Friday, 2013).

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from June 21, 2013

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