WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from August 1, 2014

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Frangry: Hi Weirdos!
	6:02pm Just Ted: Hello everyone!
	6:03pm Dan from Augusta: Hello ladies!
	6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: Wow, what a topic!
	6:03pm Just Ted: Time to put on the Red Light
	6:03pm P-90: Greetings Ladies!
	6:04pm Kevlicki: Hi Frangry Hi Michele Hi Johnny muller Hi madman Hi danne d Hi ken from Hyde park Hi Robyn Hi tommy o Shea Hi laurel Hi Cale
	6:04pm MisterJohnny: Is that a new record?
	6:04pm Kevlicki: Hi all the other weirdos
	6:04pm Dan from Augusta: Did you survive the Sharknado in NYC?
	6:04pm robyn: soooooooooooo what are scientologists like in bed?
	6:04pm MisterJohnny: Does Michele still do BURP therapy?
	6:05pm Sem Chumbo: @robyn: very clear in their needs.
	6:05pm Kevlicki: Michele what did the email say?
	6:05pm madman: hey everybody its good to be back
	6:05pm robyn: hi kevlicki, hi all, hi watchful eyes and ears of station manager ken
	6:06pm Kevlicki: Proper would be "sex worker"
	6:06pm MisterJohnny: Ladies of the Evening?
	6:07pm Dan from Augusta: Beer from Delaware.
	6:07pm robyn: @kevlicki yeah this topic makes me a little uncomfortable
	6:07pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, is this the job you chose on career day?
	6:07pm dale: i wanna hear frangry do an emergency alert bulletin due to the storms. how could anyone take it seriously coming out of that voice?
	6:07pm P-90: "What's your father like"? Ugh
	6:07pm alberto: how deep is your love?
	6:07pm robyn: waiting for you like you're waiting for us, michele
	6:07pm dale: "uh, mom?"
	6:08pm MisterJohnny: Is your pimp a nice guy?
	6:08pm Just Ted: please don't make me explain the denture thing
	6:08pm Kevlicki: Robyn I won't be calling in for this one, but I think the weirdos may represent
	6:08pm arturo: If that's the Chicory Stout then you have un-evolved (or de-evolved) taste buds. Oh, and is it okay if I cry?
	6:08pm dale: i'm SO predictable.
	6:08pm chalmers: Would you like to borrow my sweater?
	6:08pm Just Ted: What about: Things you don't want a hooker to say to you???
	6:09pm Dan from Augusta: Asking a hooker in Amsterdam if her country is known as Holland or the Netherlands.
	6:09pm MisterJohnny: Would Frangry ever pimp Michele out? What if it was to raise money for WFMU?
	6:10pm 09075: "those aren't blisters"
	6:10pm Just Ted: Do you take Barter?
	6:10pm Mr. Machine: Ask her what kind of suitcase she'd like to be taken home in when we're done.
	6:10pm Rinky Dink: What's the name of your race horse?
	6:10pm Nathan: My step sister asked a prostitute if she could buy a sample of her urine so she could have a reason to keep seeing this doctor.
	6:10pm dale: 'do you accept WIC or food stamps?'
	6:10pm Dan from Augusta: True story.
	6:11pm cglenn: Cum here often?
	6:11pm arturo: "What grade are you in?"
	6:12pm robyn: "I guess that's racist - you can say 'penis'! uhhhhh...
	6:12pm Kevlicki: Yeah Michele!
	6:12pm Miss Ogeny: What now??
	6:12pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, how do feel about legalizing prostitution?
	6:12pm Kevlicki: Whoa Michele!
	6:13pm arturo: I was.
	6:13pm robyn: Dead babies are funny. We were all babies.
	6:13pm MisterJohnny: Dead Hooker-Baby jokes, anyone?
	6:14pm madman: hey FRANGRY,MICHELE,KEVLICKI,MIRSTER JONHHY,ROBYN,LAUREL,JUST TED,DANNE D, AND ALL WEIRDOS HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE NEXT MEETUP
	6:14pm Kevlicki: I've been seeing too many dead children in the news can we steer it away from that?
	6:14pm Dan from Augusta: Very bad idea.
	6:14pm Mr. Machine: What do you get when you stab a baby in the head? A boner.
	6:14pm Johnny Muller: future suw topic: things you've done on snow white
	6:14pm robyn: LOL @Mr. Machine
	6:15pm Kevlicki: What if it's a mrs and you get corrected by the hooker
	6:15pm MisterJohnny: Is you Mother proud of you?
	6:15pm chalmers: Has any billionaire ever taken you to the opera like Richard Gere did with Julia Roberts?
	6:15pm arturo: Building upon what the caller said: "I'll have a blowjob and...the lady will have something of equal or lesser value."
	6:15pm Just Ted: Plan C anyone?
	6:16pm dale: 'do you have a heart of gold?'
	6:16pm robyn: "Have you ever heard of our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ?"
	6:16pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, do you have a heart of gold, or is that just Hollywood bullshit?
	6:16pm Mr. Machine: Laaaaaamest call ever.
	6:16pm Dan from Augusta: He is a stalker.
	6:17pm dale: 'as you're in the sex trade can i trade some gum and cigarettes?'
	6:17pm 98987-098: "is it extra for my dog"
	6:17pm Just Ted: This would be better if everyone had seen the documentary "Hookers at the Point. You would totally get the Denture reference.
	6:17pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, where do you get your outfits???
	6:18pm Mr. Loopington: Meth, coke and hookers... God's children.
	6:18pm Chris: Does this look infected to you?
	6:18pm Jimmy: Before we get started, you're not a dude, right?
	6:18pm MisterJohnny: Do any Hookers hang out in front of WFMU???
	6:18pm Just Ted: Good one Robyn
	6:18pm robyn: Yeah, I have a story. My soul, every day at work.
	6:19pm aslan: so are you into prog???
	6:19pm P-90: "Prostitution Stories" -that topic is wide open, so to speak
	6:19pm Kevlicki: Asking a hooker any SUW topic, "what's the name of your boat? What's the weirdest thing you've memorized, what's the thing you have up on....
	6:19pm MisterJohnny: Why does Michele assume that all prostitutes are women? She needs to get enlightened.
	6:20pm BADBRAIN: nice robyn
	6:20pm BennettCap: To the hooker: Plan B?
	6:20pm dale: the hookers by the greyhound station in nyc used to lift their skirts and show their wangs.
	6:20pm arturo: Right on, @MisterJohnny
	6:20pm Just Ted: This guy sounds like he's calling from a dark alley.
	6:21pm MisterJohnny: Prostitution is ILLEGAL in Las Vegas, duh!!!
	6:21pm Just Ted: Kind of enhances the story
	6:22pm Mr. Loopington: I happen to BE a high-end escort.
	6:22pm arturo: "Do you have any vegan or gluten-free options?"
	6:22pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, can we french kiss???
	6:22pm Bobby: "After were done wanna watch Finding Carter?"
	6:22pm Kevlicki: "I like to look at you when we're doing it" Michele
	6:23pm totallybiased: Wow. Can I have my Norton Anthology back? I need it for my final.
	6:23pm robyn: My brother claims he is bullied by a local prostitute at the convenience store because she doesn't think he has anything to offer her. As he buys light granola yogurt berry parfait.
	6:23pm arturo: Sam the caller sounded pretty hot to me.
	6:24pm Just Ted: Thats Robert Redford
	6:24pm arturo: she's "clipping"
	6:25pm Just Ted: Can you role-play a Free Form Radio Host?
	6:25pm Mr. Machine: You can ask them if they ever watched "True Detective"....cause they're gonna need one to find your body later.
	6:25pm Bobby: "hey Mr prostitute guy ,,,how can i get in the business..."
	6:25pm MisterJohnny: What if you hired a tranny and he/she had a bigger penis than you do. Embarrassing...
	6:25pm BADBRAIN: do I get fries with that?
	6:25pm Skirkie: "What's your return policy?"
	6:26pm dale: 'have you met your obamacare deductible yet?'
	6:26pm MisterJohnny: Slept with??? Come on, Frangry.
	6:26pm Bo: two words : scabies
	6:26pm robyn: "no more than 10" Madman follows the ladies' rules of sexual disclosure
	6:27pm arturo: Best line ever to a hooker: "Your loss."
	6:27pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, IS SATISFACTION GUARANTEED???
	6:27pm Bo: "mind if i post this on the internet?"
	6:28pm Kevlicki: Bo you could ask for their prescription of lindane
	6:28pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, can I record this on my GoPro???
	6:30pm robyn: i hope she fell into a waffle
	6:30pm Mr. Loopington: Ask her, "Can you spend a hundred bucks..."
	6:30pm Dereck: "were streaming live ..."
	6:30pm Just Ted: I'm going to need a receipt. You know, for tax purposes.
	6:31pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, will you accept a personal check?
	6:31pm robyn: In real life this guy is undoubtedly a raging asshole.
	6:31pm Dereck: "whats squirting???"
	6:31pm Danne D: Hi. everyone :)
	6:33pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, I've got this weird kink. I want to call you "FRANGRY", and I want you to call me "Station Manager Ken". Is that cool?
	6:34pm Mr. Machine: Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was in the raccoons mouth.
	6:34pm TheMarmot: Tommy O'Shea is on Ayahuasca
	6:34pm stavros: "do you mind if i talk about this on the radio next friday?"
	6:34pm robyn: LOL @TheMarmot
	6:35pm Mr. Machine: I'm convinced if you sped up Tommy's voice on tape he would sound sober.
	6:35pm Fuzzy: Hiya, Wasca!
	6:35pm arturo: This dude is awesome.
	6:35pm Mr. Loopington: Wrong. Fruit seller is the oldest profession.
	6:35pm dale: 'some one who hooks?'
	6:35pm Domino: "so are you into 'freeform'?"
	6:36pm listener mark: General Hooker, from the American Civil War.
	6:36pm BennettCap: Have you tried Scientology?
	6:36pm MisterJohnny: Tommy O'Shea makes me feel a little better about myself.
	6:36pm Kevlicki: Michele is silent
	6:36pm stavros: "how do you explain your yelp reviews?"
	6:37pm TheMarmot: Cheers to that, @MisterJohnny
	6:37pm Kevlicki: Ooh new billy jam mashup of tommy o'shea
	6:37pm Kevlicki: Robyn?!!
	6:37pm Just Ted: I have a GREAT idea for a reality show. Tommy O'She traveling through europe staying in youth hostiles. Scratch that Tommy O'Shea period.
	6:37pm Fuzzy: Tijuana, Subic Bay -- where do I start?
	6:38pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, does the Girlfriend Experience include the silent treatment and general bitchiness?
	6:38pm madman: I WILL ADMIT I HAD SEX WITH A 31 YEAR PROSITUTE AND IT WAS PARADISE !!!!!!!!
	6:38pm Just Ted: Awesom MisterJohnny
	6:39pm Domino: i wish the 90 year old guy was in hot pants
	6:39pm dale: if she was a 31 year prostitute was she like 51?
	6:39pm MisterJohnny: Its called the Ruth Buzzy.
	6:40pm totallybiased: Me n my ex were in red light amsterdam (pre cell) and I tried taking a pic with a disposable and one hooker darted out from her window booth into the cobblestone street and chased/berated us in Flemmish out of the square.
	6:42pm Kevlicki: Oh those Paterson hookers
	6:42pm robyn: @domino that would've been pretty badass (literally? hurr hurr).
	6:42pm hookerfrompatterson: you people are sick
	6:42pm Mr. Machine: Once you enter into Patterson you are fucked so no hooker is needed.
	6:43pm TheMarmot: 'Just incredible.' - Gumby HAHAHAHHA
	6:43pm MisterJohnny: What about GOOD HOOKER NAMES???
	6:43pm BADBRAIN: where did you get those boots?
	6:43pm MisterJohnny: Layla Luvstosuck
	6:43pm dale: awww, that exchange was cute.
	6:44pm MisterJohnny: Latisha Jizzmouth
	6:44pm MisterJohnny: Mia Buttbeopen
	6:44pm robyn: Madman had sex with a 31 year old prostitute, Frangry has HBOGO, helluva show.
	6:45pm Kevlicki: Michele's escort "client meeting"
	6:45pm TOMMY O SHEA: I MISS ALL YOU GUYS AND LOVELY LADIES, YOU ARE COOL!
	6:45pm MisterJohnny: Aunt Jizzie
	6:45pm robyn: hahaha @kevlicki
	6:45pm hookerfrompatterson: "so you heard about me on WFMU? whats a WFMU?"
	6:46pm Mr. Machine: I want to here this guy say. "Get the papers get the papers".
	6:46pm Detroit Mac: In 1970... during my 1st week in NYC, I caught a late night ride with friends in a VW bus up the Bowery. At the red light at Bleeker there was a hooker standing next to a line of Hell's Angels Choppers parked in front of CBGBs. She caught our eye and pulled up her dress to show she was wearing no underwear. With her other hand, she pointed to her crotch. When we declined to respond, she drunkenly flipped us the bird, and fell across the motorcycles... which fell like dominos. We drove away while a couple of the Angels came storming out the door
	6:46pm Danne D: so if Madman owned a brothel would the woman managing it be Madman's Madame?
	6:46pm MisterJohnny: Was it CLIENT 9???
	6:47pm Kevlicki: Well done danne d
	6:47pm robyn: Madman is basically Al Swearengen, isn't he
	6:47pm dale: is he opening and closing a gym locker? what is he saying?
	6:48pm Mr. Machine: No. He's Sloth from the Goonies.
	6:48pm Kevlicki: WTf is this guy saying?
	6:48pm Mr. Machine: Press 2 for human.
	6:48pm Just Ted: quite rough, like strippers in the daylight
	6:48pm BADBRAIN: what the hell is he talking about
	6:49pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, would you prefer to be called a SEX-WORKER???
	6:49pm dale: if you buy a hooker's time can you ask her to clean your apartment or scoop cat boxes?
	6:50pm Mr. Machine: Wow. The English language at it's very best tonight huh?
	6:50pm 4chewnahdoe: Five Dollar Hooker cartoon I made: youtu.be...
	6:50pm robyn: Oh Jesus Christ this happened today
	6:50pm Mr. Machine: You know it's bad when the host yawns.
	6:50pm 4chewnahdoe: lol
	6:50pm BADBRAIN: yawn
	6:50pm Fuzzy: zzzzzz...
	6:51pm hookerfrompatterson: by fmu lisners see ya'll tonight at broadway and memorial
	6:51pm stavros: these calls are getting really weird
	6:51pm Mr. Machine: ????????????
	6:51pm Danne D: we need a Tommy O'Shea appreciation night where everyone calls in like him :)
	6:51pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker will you give me a five minute warning before my time is up???
	6:52pm BADBRAIN: whatever drugs these people are on i want some
	6:52pm stavros: is this the nyquil caller hour?
	6:52pm Skirkie: Oddly, a lot of creepy mumblers calling in with prostitution stories.
	6:52pm robyn: Hey, everybody, only 10 MINUTES TO CALL IN WITH AN UPLIFTING PROSTITUTION STORY!
	6:52pm Mr. Machine: Next weeks topic. Why do you need a straight jacket?
	6:52pm Fuzzy: More like a strap-on guy, amirite?
	6:52pm BADBRAIN: whatever drugs these people are on I want some
	6:52pm robyn: "fisherman" Foodbed shines through!
	6:53pm P-90: This topic(s) did not exactly bring out the best in the Weirdos
	6:54pm Fuzzy: But I'm laugh!
	6:54pm Just Ted: So like Tyrion in Game of Thrones
	6:54pm MisterJohnny: Was it Tommy O'Shea who's first time was with a Hooker???
	6:54pm 4chewnahdoe: I like that straightjacket comment
	6:54pm dale: i was freelancing at an agency and the woman who signed off on my bills propositioned me one night when everyone was out. she got really drunk and threatened to not pay my invoices and finally offered me $30 to have sex. i kept my dignity intact.
	6:55pm cosmic matrix: just tuned in. DIGITAL CLIPPING....c'mon.
	6:55pm stavros: this my be the weirdest week of calls
	6:55pm Mr. Machine: This episodes demographic is 45+ and skuzzy.
	6:55pm robyn: oh dale. that is ...... so awkward.
	6:55pm Just Ted: pushed
	6:56pm Frangry: Michele has to do some emergency test, bye weirdos!!
	6:56pm Mr. Machine: Yeah....I'm bringin skuzzy back.
	6:56pm BADBRAIN: bye you guys, love you!
	6:56pm Dereck: my first time was with myself so i paid me five dollars that started my career as a high dollar prostitute
	6:56pm 4chewnahdoe: Emergency test? You mean for the tropical storm warning?
	6:56pm Mr. Machine: Night.
	6:56pm Just Ted: It could only be better if it involved a banana peel
	6:57pm BADBRAIN: bye you guys, love you !!!!
	6:57pm Just Ted: I heard it online
	6:57pm robyn: go get 'em prostitutes. don't take no guff. bye guys.
	6:57pm stavros: when a hooker tells you you need an emergency test
	6:57pm arturo: It worked. we heard it.
	6:57pm Mr. Machine: It worked. We heard it
	6:58pm Fuzzy: I heard the buzzes
	6:58pm P-90: Sounded like a good EAS test out here
	6:58pm Kevlicki: Michele should expect another email from ken!
	6:58pm BADBRAINBASE: we HEARD IT
	6:58pm 4chewnahdoe: I heard it!
	6:58pm Mr. Machine: Jinx
	6:58pm dale: oh god - grangry and michele is our best line of defense. i heard the warning tones on the radio michele.
	6:58pm arturo: Oh yeah, I'm number two.
	6:58pm 4chewnahdoe: It went out over the internet. It worked.
	6:59pm robyn: no need for an emergency signal. THIS TOWN OF SIN SHOULD BE SWEPT AWAY
	7:13pm madman: LATER WEIRDOS,HAVE A GOOD ONE!!
	7:19pm MisterJohnny: How much would it cost for your daughter to join us???
	7:21pm robyn: LOL @MisterJohnny

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from August 1, 2014

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August 1, 2014: Awkward Conversations with a Hooker

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Frangry: Hi Weirdos!
	6:02pm Just Ted: Hello everyone!
	6:03pm Dan from Augusta: Hello ladies!
	6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: Wow, what a topic!
	6:03pm Just Ted: Time to put on the Red Light
	6:03pm P-90: Greetings Ladies!
	6:04pm Kevlicki: Hi Frangry Hi Michele Hi Johnny muller Hi madman Hi danne d Hi ken from Hyde park Hi Robyn Hi tommy o Shea Hi laurel Hi Cale
	6:04pm MisterJohnny: Is that a new record?
	6:04pm Kevlicki: Hi all the other weirdos
	6:04pm Dan from Augusta: Did you survive the Sharknado in NYC?
	6:04pm robyn: soooooooooooo what are scientologists like in bed?
	6:04pm MisterJohnny: Does Michele still do BURP therapy?
	6:05pm Sem Chumbo: @robyn: very clear in their needs.
	6:05pm Kevlicki: Michele what did the email say?
	6:05pm madman: hey everybody its good to be back
	6:05pm robyn: hi kevlicki, hi all, hi watchful eyes and ears of station manager ken
	6:06pm Kevlicki: Proper would be "sex worker"
	6:06pm MisterJohnny: Ladies of the Evening?
	6:07pm Dan from Augusta: Beer from Delaware.
	6:07pm robyn: @kevlicki yeah this topic makes me a little uncomfortable
	6:07pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, is this the job you chose on career day?
	6:07pm dale: i wanna hear frangry do an emergency alert bulletin due to the storms. how could anyone take it seriously coming out of that voice?
	6:07pm P-90: "What's your father like"? Ugh
	6:07pm alberto: how deep is your love?
	6:07pm robyn: waiting for you like you're waiting for us, michele
	6:07pm dale: "uh, mom?"
	6:08pm MisterJohnny: Is your pimp a nice guy?
	6:08pm Just Ted: please don't make me explain the denture thing
	6:08pm Kevlicki: Robyn I won't be calling in for this one, but I think the weirdos may represent
	6:08pm arturo: If that's the Chicory Stout then you have un-evolved (or de-evolved) taste buds. Oh, and is it okay if I cry?
	6:08pm dale: i'm SO predictable.
	6:08pm chalmers: Would you like to borrow my sweater?
	6:08pm Just Ted: What about: Things you don't want a hooker to say to you???
	6:09pm Dan from Augusta: Asking a hooker in Amsterdam if her country is known as Holland or the Netherlands.
	6:09pm MisterJohnny: Would Frangry ever pimp Michele out? What if it was to raise money for WFMU?
	6:10pm 09075: "those aren't blisters"
	6:10pm Just Ted: Do you take Barter?
	6:10pm Mr. Machine: Ask her what kind of suitcase she'd like to be taken home in when we're done.
	6:10pm Rinky Dink: What's the name of your race horse?
	6:10pm Nathan: My step sister asked a prostitute if she could buy a sample of her urine so she could have a reason to keep seeing this doctor.
	6:10pm dale: 'do you accept WIC or food stamps?'
	6:10pm Dan from Augusta: True story.
	6:11pm cglenn: Cum here often?
	6:11pm arturo: "What grade are you in?"
	6:12pm robyn: "I guess that's racist - you can say 'penis'! uhhhhh...
	6:12pm Kevlicki: Yeah Michele!
	6:12pm Miss Ogeny: What now??
	6:12pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, how do feel about legalizing prostitution?
	6:12pm Kevlicki: Whoa Michele!
	6:13pm arturo: I was.
	6:13pm robyn: Dead babies are funny. We were all babies.
	6:13pm MisterJohnny: Dead Hooker-Baby jokes, anyone?
	6:14pm madman: hey FRANGRY,MICHELE,KEVLICKI,MIRSTER JONHHY,ROBYN,LAUREL,JUST TED,DANNE D, AND ALL WEIRDOS HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE NEXT MEETUP
	6:14pm Kevlicki: I've been seeing too many dead children in the news can we steer it away from that?
	6:14pm Dan from Augusta: Very bad idea.
	6:14pm Mr. Machine: What do you get when you stab a baby in the head? A boner.
	6:14pm Johnny Muller: future suw topic: things you've done on snow white
	6:14pm robyn: LOL @Mr. Machine
	6:15pm Kevlicki: What if it's a mrs and you get corrected by the hooker
	6:15pm MisterJohnny: Is you Mother proud of you?
	6:15pm chalmers: Has any billionaire ever taken you to the opera like Richard Gere did with Julia Roberts?
	6:15pm arturo: Building upon what the caller said: "I'll have a blowjob and...the lady will have something of equal or lesser value."
	6:15pm Just Ted: Plan C anyone?
	6:16pm dale: 'do you have a heart of gold?'
	6:16pm robyn: "Have you ever heard of our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ?"
	6:16pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, do you have a heart of gold, or is that just Hollywood bullshit?
	6:16pm Mr. Machine: Laaaaaamest call ever.
	6:16pm Dan from Augusta: He is a stalker.
	6:17pm dale: 'as you're in the sex trade can i trade some gum and cigarettes?'
	6:17pm 98987-098: "is it extra for my dog"
	6:17pm Just Ted: This would be better if everyone had seen the documentary "Hookers at the Point. You would totally get the Denture reference.
	6:17pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, where do you get your outfits???
	6:18pm Mr. Loopington: Meth, coke and hookers... God's children.
	6:18pm Chris: Does this look infected to you?
	6:18pm Jimmy: Before we get started, you're not a dude, right?
	6:18pm MisterJohnny: Do any Hookers hang out in front of WFMU???
	6:18pm Just Ted: Good one Robyn
	6:18pm robyn: Yeah, I have a story. My soul, every day at work.
	6:19pm aslan: so are you into prog???
	6:19pm P-90: "Prostitution Stories" -that topic is wide open, so to speak
	6:19pm Kevlicki: Asking a hooker any SUW topic, "what's the name of your boat? What's the weirdest thing you've memorized, what's the thing you have up on....
	6:19pm MisterJohnny: Why does Michele assume that all prostitutes are women? She needs to get enlightened.
	6:20pm BADBRAIN: nice robyn
	6:20pm BennettCap: To the hooker: Plan B?
	6:20pm dale: the hookers by the greyhound station in nyc used to lift their skirts and show their wangs.
	6:20pm arturo: Right on, @MisterJohnny
	6:20pm Just Ted: This guy sounds like he's calling from a dark alley.
	6:21pm MisterJohnny: Prostitution is ILLEGAL in Las Vegas, duh!!!
	6:21pm Just Ted: Kind of enhances the story
	6:22pm Mr. Loopington: I happen to BE a high-end escort.
	6:22pm arturo: "Do you have any vegan or gluten-free options?"
	6:22pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, can we french kiss???
	6:22pm Bobby: "After were done wanna watch Finding Carter?"
	6:22pm Kevlicki: "I like to look at you when we're doing it" Michele
	6:23pm totallybiased: Wow. Can I have my Norton Anthology back? I need it for my final.
	6:23pm robyn: My brother claims he is bullied by a local prostitute at the convenience store because she doesn't think he has anything to offer her. As he buys light granola yogurt berry parfait.
	6:23pm arturo: Sam the caller sounded pretty hot to me.
	6:24pm Just Ted: Thats Robert Redford
	6:24pm arturo: she's "clipping"
	6:25pm Just Ted: Can you role-play a Free Form Radio Host?
	6:25pm Mr. Machine: You can ask them if they ever watched "True Detective"....cause they're gonna need one to find your body later.
	6:25pm Bobby: "hey Mr prostitute guy ,,,how can i get in the business..."
	6:25pm MisterJohnny: What if you hired a tranny and he/she had a bigger penis than you do. Embarrassing...
	6:25pm BADBRAIN: do I get fries with that?
	6:25pm Skirkie: "What's your return policy?"
	6:26pm dale: 'have you met your obamacare deductible yet?'
	6:26pm MisterJohnny: Slept with??? Come on, Frangry.
	6:26pm Bo: two words : scabies
	6:26pm robyn: "no more than 10" Madman follows the ladies' rules of sexual disclosure
	6:27pm arturo: Best line ever to a hooker: "Your loss."
	6:27pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, IS SATISFACTION GUARANTEED???
	6:27pm Bo: "mind if i post this on the internet?"
	6:28pm Kevlicki: Bo you could ask for their prescription of lindane
	6:28pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, can I record this on my GoPro???
	6:30pm robyn: i hope she fell into a waffle
	6:30pm Mr. Loopington: Ask her, "Can you spend a hundred bucks..."
	6:30pm Dereck: "were streaming live ..."
	6:30pm Just Ted: I'm going to need a receipt. You know, for tax purposes.
	6:31pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, will you accept a personal check?
	6:31pm robyn: In real life this guy is undoubtedly a raging asshole.
	6:31pm Dereck: "whats squirting???"
	6:31pm Danne D: Hi. everyone :)
	6:33pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, I've got this weird kink. I want to call you "FRANGRY", and I want you to call me "Station Manager Ken". Is that cool?
	6:34pm Mr. Machine: Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was in the raccoons mouth.
	6:34pm TheMarmot: Tommy O'Shea is on Ayahuasca
	6:34pm stavros: "do you mind if i talk about this on the radio next friday?"
	6:34pm robyn: LOL @TheMarmot
	6:35pm Mr. Machine: I'm convinced if you sped up Tommy's voice on tape he would sound sober.
	6:35pm Fuzzy: Hiya, Wasca!
	6:35pm arturo: This dude is awesome.
	6:35pm Mr. Loopington: Wrong. Fruit seller is the oldest profession.
	6:35pm dale: 'some one who hooks?'
	6:35pm Domino: "so are you into 'freeform'?"
	6:36pm listener mark: General Hooker, from the American Civil War.
	6:36pm BennettCap: Have you tried Scientology?
	6:36pm MisterJohnny: Tommy O'Shea makes me feel a little better about myself.
	6:36pm Kevlicki: Michele is silent
	6:36pm stavros: "how do you explain your yelp reviews?"
	6:37pm TheMarmot: Cheers to that, @MisterJohnny
	6:37pm Kevlicki: Ooh new billy jam mashup of tommy o'shea
	6:37pm Kevlicki: Robyn?!!
	6:37pm Just Ted: I have a GREAT idea for a reality show. Tommy O'She traveling through europe staying in youth hostiles. Scratch that Tommy O'Shea period.
	6:37pm Fuzzy: Tijuana, Subic Bay -- where do I start?
	6:38pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, does the Girlfriend Experience include the silent treatment and general bitchiness?
	6:38pm madman: I WILL ADMIT I HAD SEX WITH A 31 YEAR PROSITUTE AND IT WAS PARADISE !!!!!!!!
	6:38pm Just Ted: Awesom MisterJohnny
	6:39pm Domino: i wish the 90 year old guy was in hot pants
	6:39pm dale: if she was a 31 year prostitute was she like 51?
	6:39pm MisterJohnny: Its called the Ruth Buzzy.
	6:40pm totallybiased: Me n my ex were in red light amsterdam (pre cell) and I tried taking a pic with a disposable and one hooker darted out from her window booth into the cobblestone street and chased/berated us in Flemmish out of the square.
	6:42pm Kevlicki: Oh those Paterson hookers
	6:42pm robyn: @domino that would've been pretty badass (literally? hurr hurr).
	6:42pm hookerfrompatterson: you people are sick
	6:42pm Mr. Machine: Once you enter into Patterson you are fucked so no hooker is needed.
	6:43pm TheMarmot: 'Just incredible.' - Gumby HAHAHAHHA
	6:43pm MisterJohnny: What about GOOD HOOKER NAMES???
	6:43pm BADBRAIN: where did you get those boots?
	6:43pm MisterJohnny: Layla Luvstosuck
	6:43pm dale: awww, that exchange was cute.
	6:44pm MisterJohnny: Latisha Jizzmouth
	6:44pm MisterJohnny: Mia Buttbeopen
	6:44pm robyn: Madman had sex with a 31 year old prostitute, Frangry has HBOGO, helluva show.
	6:45pm Kevlicki: Michele's escort "client meeting"
	6:45pm TOMMY O SHEA: I MISS ALL YOU GUYS AND LOVELY LADIES, YOU ARE COOL!
	6:45pm MisterJohnny: Aunt Jizzie
	6:45pm robyn: hahaha @kevlicki
	6:45pm hookerfrompatterson: "so you heard about me on WFMU? whats a WFMU?"
	6:46pm Mr. Machine: I want to here this guy say. "Get the papers get the papers".
	6:46pm Detroit Mac: In 1970... during my 1st week in NYC, I caught a late night ride with friends in a VW bus up the Bowery. At the red light at Bleeker there was a hooker standing next to a line of Hell's Angels Choppers parked in front of CBGBs. She caught our eye and pulled up her dress to show she was wearing no underwear. With her other hand, she pointed to her crotch. When we declined to respond, she drunkenly flipped us the bird, and fell across the motorcycles... which fell like dominos. We drove away while a couple of the Angels came storming out the door
	6:46pm Danne D: so if Madman owned a brothel would the woman managing it be Madman's Madame?
	6:46pm MisterJohnny: Was it CLIENT 9???
	6:47pm Kevlicki: Well done danne d
	6:47pm robyn: Madman is basically Al Swearengen, isn't he
	6:47pm dale: is he opening and closing a gym locker? what is he saying?
	6:48pm Mr. Machine: No. He's Sloth from the Goonies.
	6:48pm Kevlicki: WTf is this guy saying?
	6:48pm Mr. Machine: Press 2 for human.
	6:48pm Just Ted: quite rough, like strippers in the daylight
	6:48pm BADBRAIN: what the hell is he talking about
	6:49pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker, would you prefer to be called a SEX-WORKER???
	6:49pm dale: if you buy a hooker's time can you ask her to clean your apartment or scoop cat boxes?
	6:50pm Mr. Machine: Wow. The English language at it's very best tonight huh?
	6:50pm 4chewnahdoe: Five Dollar Hooker cartoon I made: youtu.be...
	6:50pm robyn: Oh Jesus Christ this happened today
	6:50pm Mr. Machine: You know it's bad when the host yawns.
	6:50pm 4chewnahdoe: lol
	6:50pm BADBRAIN: yawn
	6:50pm Fuzzy: zzzzzz...
	6:51pm hookerfrompatterson: by fmu lisners see ya'll tonight at broadway and memorial
	6:51pm stavros: these calls are getting really weird
	6:51pm Mr. Machine: ????????????
	6:51pm Danne D: we need a Tommy O'Shea appreciation night where everyone calls in like him :)
	6:51pm MisterJohnny: Ms. Hooker will you give me a five minute warning before my time is up???
	6:52pm BADBRAIN: whatever drugs these people are on i want some
	6:52pm stavros: is this the nyquil caller hour?
	6:52pm Skirkie: Oddly, a lot of creepy mumblers calling in with prostitution stories.
	6:52pm robyn: Hey, everybody, only 10 MINUTES TO CALL IN WITH AN UPLIFTING PROSTITUTION STORY!
	6:52pm Mr. Machine: Next weeks topic. Why do you need a straight jacket?
	6:52pm Fuzzy: More like a strap-on guy, amirite?
	6:52pm BADBRAIN: whatever drugs these people are on I want some
	6:52pm robyn: "fisherman" Foodbed shines through!
	6:53pm P-90: This topic(s) did not exactly bring out the best in the Weirdos
	6:54pm Fuzzy: But I'm laugh!
	6:54pm Just Ted: So like Tyrion in Game of Thrones
	6:54pm MisterJohnny: Was it Tommy O'Shea who's first time was with a Hooker???
	6:54pm 4chewnahdoe: I like that straightjacket comment
	6:54pm dale: i was freelancing at an agency and the woman who signed off on my bills propositioned me one night when everyone was out. she got really drunk and threatened to not pay my invoices and finally offered me $30 to have sex. i kept my dignity intact.
	6:55pm cosmic matrix: just tuned in. DIGITAL CLIPPING....c'mon.
	6:55pm stavros: this my be the weirdest week of calls
	6:55pm Mr. Machine: This episodes demographic is 45+ and skuzzy.
	6:55pm robyn: oh dale. that is ...... so awkward.
	6:55pm Just Ted: pushed
	6:56pm Frangry: Michele has to do some emergency test, bye weirdos!!
	6:56pm Mr. Machine: Yeah....I'm bringin skuzzy back.
	6:56pm BADBRAIN: bye you guys, love you!
	6:56pm Dereck: my first time was with myself so i paid me five dollars that started my career as a high dollar prostitute
	6:56pm 4chewnahdoe: Emergency test? You mean for the tropical storm warning?
	6:56pm Mr. Machine: Night.
	6:56pm Just Ted: It could only be better if it involved a banana peel
	6:57pm BADBRAIN: bye you guys, love you !!!!
	6:57pm Just Ted: I heard it online
	6:57pm robyn: go get 'em prostitutes. don't take no guff. bye guys.
	6:57pm stavros: when a hooker tells you you need an emergency test
	6:57pm arturo: It worked. we heard it.
	6:57pm Mr. Machine: It worked. We heard it
	6:58pm Fuzzy: I heard the buzzes
	6:58pm P-90: Sounded like a good EAS test out here
	6:58pm Kevlicki: Michele should expect another email from ken!
	6:58pm BADBRAINBASE: we HEARD IT
	6:58pm 4chewnahdoe: I heard it!
	6:58pm Mr. Machine: Jinx
	6:58pm dale: oh god - grangry and michele is our best line of defense. i heard the warning tones on the radio michele.
	6:58pm arturo: Oh yeah, I'm number two.
	6:58pm 4chewnahdoe: It went out over the internet. It worked.
	6:59pm robyn: no need for an emergency signal. THIS TOWN OF SIN SHOULD BE SWEPT AWAY
	7:13pm madman: LATER WEIRDOS,HAVE A GOOD ONE!!
	7:19pm MisterJohnny: How much would it cost for your daughter to join us???
	7:21pm robyn: LOL @MisterJohnny

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from August 1, 2014

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