WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from May 22, 2015

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone
	6:02pm frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	6:02pm Carmichael: Sum bitch, I'm late. Hi Robots and weirdos.
	6:02pm Ken From Hyde Park: Memorial Day Weekend is here!
	6:03pm Just Ted: What no Petula?!
	6:03pm Carmichael: Beersies!
	6:03pm Slick Goldtooth: May flew by in a fart's breeze, I can't believe it's more or less over
	6:03pm Studio B Ben: Sup? You a weirdo? I like weirdos.
	6:04pm Carmichael: Were you born in a barn?? Use the cough button!
	6:04pm dale: walk and floss thong
	6:05pm Scruffy: Well, there's your problem!
	6:05pm Just Ted: Underwear? What have you done with Fringy.
	6:05pm Hot Bar: Topic: vagina monologues
	6:05pm Carmichael: We are all ball-less, apparently.
	6:06pm robyn: I have balls. I have stories.
	6:06pm Just Ted: WHY does the comments board always want to autocorrect Frangry to Fringy!!!!
	6:06pm glenn: is frangry talking about her googootz again?
	6:06pm cosmickitty: It all starts out the same, ya know?
	6:06pm Carmichael: Sorry, Robin. This is a balls-free zone.
	6:07pm Studio B Ben: I, for one, prefer hiding if I don't have a good one to call in with.
	6:07pm cosmickitty: A vag could be balls and balls could be vag RIGHT QUICK
	6:07pm Slick Goldtooth: This sounds vaguely reminiscent to the knock knock joke topic, I can only imagine this ending with Frangry getting surly over people's shitty attempts at being funny.
	6:07pm robyn: if Frangry had balls, they'd be drooping out of her dress. Sounds like.
	6:08pm Carmichael: There's your call, Frangry. Hope you're happy.
	6:08pm Studio B Ben: A practical joke no one should ever do is give Foodbed a pizza with all the hot, melty cheese removed.
	6:08pm glenn: god, i WISH my parents had gotten divorced.
	6:09pm robyn: Can we just guess if we are children of divorce instead of this topic
	6:09pm BennettCap: Frangry wins the shirt!
	6:09pm cosmic matrix: It's Sizzler, not The Sizzler.
	6:10pm cosmickitty: Yea!! The practical joke that ends in tragedy!!!
	6:10pm Just Ted: Are there any Sizzlers left?
	6:10pm Carmichael: I believe we all are children of divorce on this board. Am I right?
	6:10pm cosmic matrix: :)
	6:11pm Nick: Have you ever shaving creamed someone's glasses while they're sleeping and then shout fire. Hilarity ahoy!
	6:11pm JayD: Tme to rename the show "Shut Up Spinster"!
	6:11pm cosmickitty: Like somebody tried to startle their elderly family and they end up having a heart attack
	6:11pm Slick Goldtooth: There's a couple of Sizzlers still about, they haven't totally gone the way of Caldor
	6:11pm glenn: is this you, frangry? toronto.craigslist.ca...
	6:11pm cosmic matrix: "Chi-ips!" We said that at the same time!
	6:11pm Carmichael: Tell this guy to lean closer to the phone. Or get a personality.
	6:12pm cosmickitty: *elder family member
	6:12pm glenn: cheee-ups.
	6:12pm Mr. Machine: I feel like I'm listening to the Cleveland show.
	6:12pm Just Ted: @Slick Goldtooth There was a Caldor near me it was a Korvettes before that. I';; fated business site.
	6:13pm dale: frangry, you HATED this guy when he first started calling becasue his stories were so long. now you wanna marry him?
	6:13pm cosmickitty: I play practical jokes on my cats, like all the time. They are hardly ever impressed by them though
	6:13pm Slick Goldtooth: Ooof Ted, was there a Gimbel's too?
	6:14pm Hot Bar: How'd you not get that hm guys name? "Chips" is a winner!
	6:14pm dale: i used to open and close the car door for my wife before we married. now i'm like 'what, did someone break your hands?'
	6:14pm Carmichael: There's a Sizzler right down the road from me. They're still around, just like HoJo's.
	6:14pm Just Ted: No, Gimbals was way too classy for my area.
	6:14pm glenn: cats aren't impressed by much. maybe new catnip toys, and extra softies.
	6:15pm cosmickitty: I get that " jeez, are you even normal?" Type of look pretty consistently
	6:15pm Tommy: I wasn't offended at all ..the southern guy
	6:15pm Mr. Machine: My ex-girlfriend played the worst joke on me ever. She told me she loved me.
	6:15pm dale: just ted - 50 point bonus if it was a jupitor or ben franklin ever.
	6:15pm Slick Goldtooth: I feel like I had good fried clam strips at a howard johnson's
	6:15pm Carmichael: @Dale, i remote unlock the car door and announce, "Who said chivalry is dead?"
	6:16pm Nick: What would be an example of an impractical joke?
	6:16pm robyn: all i'm doing is thinking about sizzler.
	6:16pm Carmichael: "The Sizzler", Robyn.
	6:17pm Just Ted: No. There were Two Guys, Alexanders, and Rickles near by though.
	6:17pm cosmickitty: People are the WORST at telling stories. Myself included.
	6:17pm Kevlicki: Hi weirdos
	6:18pm cosmickitty: Rickles!! I remember that place. Also Bradlees
	6:19pm robyn: i think my roommate thinks i'm playing a practical joke on her. i found a human tooth that i thought was her dog's tooth. its not a joke though.
	6:19pm robyn: hi kevlicki!
	6:19pm Slick Goldtooth: man that's a waste of cake, savages.
	6:19pm Just Ted: @cosmickitty Twoguys turned into a Brandiee's then they knocked that building down.
	6:20pm Kevlicki: I feel like I already told the Poo frisbee jokes we used to play on the jocks in a small college town
	6:20pm dale: first time girlfriend (wife) slept over i put a fake rubber dog poo on the toilet seat and came out of the bathroom after flushing. she went in awhile later and it was just silence for about 30 seconds, then she laughed. it was my barometer to see if she was cool or going to be uptight.
	6:20pm Slick Goldtooth: @Ted speaking of older stores, my 99 year old granny still collects a check from WT Grants
	6:21pm Kevlicki: Oh dear, we used to torture friends that passed out, the rule was you were open game if you left your shoes on
	6:21pm cosmickitty: HEY!!!!
	6:21pm robyn: Steak or unlimited crispy shrimp. Malibu or (new!) Italian Herb.
	6:22pm Carmichael: You pass out at a party, you're fair game.
	6:22pm cosmickitty: @just ted Not before they got some LA Gears with light up soles though
	6:22pm Carmichael: Ha Robyn, you really do have Sizzler on the brain.
	6:22pm JakeGould: Ironic naked carful of guys turns into non-ironic carload of closeted dinks.
	6:22pm Marcel M: Lets call that guys friend and tell him he is gay! Just like my story. Sort of.
	6:23pm Carmichael: Unlimited salad bar.
	6:23pm Kevlicki: Moons over miHAMi
	6:23pm cosmic matrix: It's not "a" Sizzler.
	6:24pm Mr. Machine: Only Sizzler I've been too had mega big cock roaches hanging at the salad bar. NEVER AGAIN.
	6:24pm robyn: that's right Frangry. You're competing with the Sizzler online menu. And you're not winning.
	6:24pm JakeGould: Unlimited tossed salad bar. (The guys in that car.)
	6:24pm Just Ted: Denny's is where I go on my birthday. Free meal.
	6:24pm Carmichael: In Mexico, it's "El Sizzler".
	6:24pm robyn: is that where you learned to say "filet minyong"
	6:24pm JakeGould: Why doesn’t Elton John do a “Denny's and The Jets” promo.
	6:25pm cosmickitty: @jakegould LOL. Perfect
	6:25pm MONEYBAG$: Drive thru lobster..?
	6:25pm Slick Goldtooth: interestin' apparently the only east coast Sizzler is in Forest Hills and Kissimmee Florida. And there's about 10, 11 in Puerto Rico. And the rest are in west coast. I know the ones by me in Jersey either turned int Buffalo Wild Wings or something else.
	6:26pm robyn: Tri-Tip Grilled Shrimp Skewers with Siracha Butter are $15.99. If that helps
	6:26pm cosmickitty: This is neither here nor there but.....I'm looking forward to Billy Jam right now though
	6:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: I was worried I was going to break into a coughing fit. I have a wicked chest cold. Going driving now. Have a good one!
	6:26pm frangry: shutup cosmickitty!
	6:26pm Kevlicki: Louis CK was in Union square Greenmarket on Wednesday,I told him to listen to SUW, on WFMU. He said, "I already do!l
	6:27pm JakeGould: @SlickGoldtooth: The thing with NYC/NJ is that franchise territory rules are nuts. If you are not a big player the chances of you opening up a franchise is zilch. You just get relegated to the boonies.
	6:27pm frangry: @kevlicki I CALL BS
	6:27pm cosmickitty: Why?
	6:27pm Carmichael: I went to a Beef O'Brady's in Florida.
	6:27pm Slick Goldtooth: Kevlicki, don't be bluff balling with talk like that
	6:27pm cosmickitty: You shut up
	6:27pm JakeGould: @Kevlicki: Nice joke.
	6:27pm robyn: @kevlicki JOKER
	6:28pm Kevlicki: It's true
	6:28pm Nick: The Woopie Cushion! King of practical jokes!
	6:28pm Kevlicki: But I didn't get to see him
	6:28pm robyn: i feel like i'm in a support group right now.
	6:28pm Carmichael: @Louis CK: call in and call Kevlicki an ass!
	6:29pm Kevlicki: He was pushing a citibike
	6:29pm robyn: Spicy cajun penne. Shown with added shrimp protein.
	6:29pm Just Ted: Its a practical joke Michele wants to be SO true.
	6:29pm Kevlicki: Oh dear,
	6:29pm Slick Goldtooth: Bluff ball
	6:29pm robyn: Michele step back into reality
	6:30pm robyn: plus, he has that gross beard now
	6:30pm Fuzzy: If Louis doesn't call then it didn't happen.
	6:30pm Just Ted: Michele's emotions are pouring out of my speakers right now.
	6:30pm BennettCap: Kevlicki!! You're killing her!!
	6:30pm Carmichael: CK could call in as "Spike".
	6:30pm Nick: I guess a real fart would be an example of an impractical joke.
	6:31pm Victor: Louis C.K. Will Call You Up to Talk About His Alleged Sexual Misconduct http://defamer.gawker.com/louis-c-k-will-call-you-up-to-talk-about-his-alleged-s-1687820755
	6:31pm Kevlicki: Prank gone wrong? Foodbed is my favorite fmu host. Now I'm dead. I never meant to hurt you.
	6:31pm robyn: kevlicki = genius
	6:31pm Carmichael: Rib eye, 14 oz. Well marbled, tender and delicious. Oh great, now I'm doing it.
	6:33pm dale: serial killers always tape crap all over the walls
	6:33pm JakeGould: @Victor: That Louis C.K. masturbating rumor seems baseless. It has no traction when they posted that. If there were victims you would think one would have come out by now. Especially with the flood of Bill Cosby accusers.
	6:33pm Carmichael: @Nick: not if you fart to Volare.
	6:33pm Kevlicki: He was in the market. But I didn't get to catch up with him. I am indebted to promote SUW if I ever meet him
	6:34pm Just Ted: When does the Michele/Louis CK thing get to writing his name with nail polish and lighting it on fire.
	6:34pm BennettCap: Oh, Ted. That has me rolling.
	6:34pm anne chovie: if you want louie ck to listen maybe come up with a better show
	6:35pm Carmichael: Michele will stalk Luois CK until he sprays her with cherry Binaca.
	6:35pm cosmickitty: I'm not sure if that was really frangry, but my feelings are quite hurt right now
	6:35pm robyn: you're not a serial killer. you're like a scooby doo character. frangry on the other hand
	6:35pm Kevlicki: At least I've earned the respect of Robyn.
	6:35pm JakeGould: Look. On the show. The radio is tuned to WFMU 91.1FM. bsides-bbox.tumblr.com...
	6:35pm Just Ted: No. That is true. I read something about it on the internet. Ohh, wait...
	6:35pm Mr. Machine: @Foodbed Don't change for anyone. There are plenty of med that would sleep over after knocking boots with you. I'm 37 and still my room looks like a 16 year olds room.
	6:36pm cosmickitty: Haven't been told to shut up since I was in middle school
	6:36pm Mr. Machine: You can't tell that this IS Louis C.K. calling right now?
	6:36pm Frangry: @robyn: i havent killed anyone either!
	6:36pm dale: there was a guy with a cooking show on njtv who wore fmu tee shirts. mike colemeco. i don't think michele would fuck him, but ha CAN cook.
	6:37pm robyn: @kevlicki you're right. welcome to my evil shelter
	6:37pm Kevlicki: Frangry, yet
	6:37pm Just Ted: @Robyn "I haven't killed anyone either!" how many times have you heard that?
	6:37pm robyn: @kevlicki i was thinking more, "they lived"
	6:38pm Kevlicki: Robyn, like she's got a bunch of gimps in a box somewhere!
	6:39pm Frangry: ILL KILL YOU BOTH, robyn and kevlicki
	6:40pm Kevlicki: That will make Michele both happy and sad...
	6:40pm robyn: @michele, anyone who doesn't think you're cool is dead to me
	6:40pm robyn: @Frangry THERE YOU GO
	6:41pm robyn: @just ted typical friday night
	6:41pm Kevlicki: Robyn. Hahaha
	6:41pm V Priceless: This is my friend Albert. It's true!
	6:41pm Carmichael: Boy, it sucks to be this guy.
	6:42pm V Priceless: Boo hiss! That was the game-winner!
	6:42pm totallybiased: did you eat a chimichanga??
	6:42pm Mr. Machine: Is someone doing their nails on air?
	6:43pm Carmichael: Chimichanga or Double Dilla?
	6:43pm JakeGould: Chimichangas are great. They are small burritos fried.
	6:44pm Carmichael: Your demographic has the worst phones ever.
	6:44pm Just Ted: Do I now hold the record for dead air on SUW?
	6:45pm tarquin biscutbarrel: Would you guys just spent the rest of the show saying the "c" word over and over?
	6:45pm Frangry: YES just ted. yes
	6:45pm dale: maybe andy breckman can contact louis ck re: the movie of 'who tooted' and you can be andy's assistant producer.
	6:45pm robyn: what the hell. is this Top Gun?
	6:46pm totallybiased: Double Dilla? Like Jay Dilla hip hop block?
	6:46pm Just Ted: Thanks Frangry. I took all the Louis CK energy right out of the show.
	6:46pm Pancake for pres: Pancake's Hernia story should be on the list!!
	6:47pm Marcel M: There is a guy in Barcelona Anna knows named Pancake. Its a totally common name.
	6:47pm Ken From Hyde Park: One other practical joke I pulled was sending in a fake engagement announcement to the local paper. It freaked out a number of people who knew the guy.
	6:47pm cosmickitty: What's up with single 35 year old chicks all of a sudden liking old fat man that are self deprecating
	6:48pm robyn: send louis ck the t-shirt
	6:48pm Kevlicki: My pal Hambone is crashing at my house tonight
	6:48pm tarquin biscutbarrel: This whole episode could be summed up by the phrase: "I guess you had to be there."
	6:49pm JakeGould: Hambone? Really?
	6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: A good joke I heard about was someone putting a fake classified ad telling people to bring their old Christmas trees to the patsy's address.
	6:49pm Kevlicki: Jake Gould, yeah he's from Vermont and old friends with Breakfast
	6:50pm robyn: @kevlicki hahahaha
	6:51pm V Priceless: Albert had the winner with the IDs. I told him to call! He's the king of practical jokes, and this one back-fired on him. True deal.
	6:51pm JakeGould: @ kevlicki: Who are you dating? Patty Butter?
	6:52pm Kevlicki: Jake Gould, ha!
	6:52pm robyn: Michele is going to Grindr the shit out of Tindr
	6:52pm robyn: Don't even give them time to see the posters girl
	6:52pm Just Ted: To trick guys into sending her pizza. Read the FB page.
	6:52pm Studio B Ben: Effed? Does that mean foodbedded?
	6:54pm Carmichael: Do they have alcohol at The Sizzler? I'm probably going.
	6:54pm Just Ted: Half of the stories aren't jokes. Just stupid things they've done.
	6:54pm robyn: that story was like a karmic punishment for me
	6:55pm Hot Bar: The way that guy said "chops" though. I vote for that.
	6:56pm Hot Bar: chips
	6:56pm Slick Goldtooth: I'm beyond past meeting people for dates on the internet. I've faired better chances being accidental cougar meat and getting picked up for group sex. meh
	6:57pm Carmichael: Classic trio: steak, shrimp and malibu chicken.
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm robyn: LOL. jesus. never had to clean my dad's pee. knock on wood.
	6:58pm BennettCap: Yay! Marcel!!
	6:58pm Kevlicki: Good night weirdos
	6:58pm glenn: and then she was grounded for life.
	6:58pm robyn: See you all at SIZZLER
	6:58pm Carmichael: BYE RRROOOBBBOOOTTTSSS!!!!!
	6:59pm Kevlicki: Robyn ooh next meet up
	6:59pm Just Ted: Kickstarter to bring back Sizzler. But as THE Sizzler.
	6:59pm JakeGould: Beefsteak Charlie's!
	6:59pm robyn: @kevlicki at a daly city sizzler
	6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: We crossed the spark plug wires in a neighbor's old car once.
	7:00pm robyn: also, way to end the show EARLY, lazy girls
	7:00pm Carmichael: Howe avenue in Sacramento. That Sizzler.
	7:01pm Just Ted: Early end: to beat the rush at Sizzler.
	7:02pm Carmichael: Gellart Blvd, Robyn.
	7:02pm robyn: lol @just ted.
	7:03pm robyn: @carmichael i'm tempted to go. but i know there's no way it's worth it.
	7:04pm Just Ted: @ Robyn Someone should open a bar near the station and call it THE Sizzler.
	7:04pm Just Ted: or the Swizzler.
	7:05pm Carmichael: I didn't realize they are like 10 million Sizzlers in California.
	7:07pm robyn: @carmichael yeah it's weird yet typical california. "make denny's a little fancier to make us feel better about ourselves"
	7:08pm robyn: @just ted i think with a name like the sizzler, you're either a strip joint or a steakhouse. no middle ground
	7:08pm Just Ted: I was thinking the same thing. Sizzler definitely has a Cali feel.
	7:09pm Just Ted: Stripbar with sizzling strip steak fajitas.
	7:09pm Just Ted: Kickstarter that idea.
	7:10pm robyn: @just ted the world's greatest sizzler franchise.
	7:10pm robyn: ok i must be productive. later all
	7:11pm Just Ted: later

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May 22, 2015: Pracitcal Joke Stories

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone
	6:02pm frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	6:02pm Carmichael: Sum bitch, I'm late. Hi Robots and weirdos.
	6:02pm Ken From Hyde Park: Memorial Day Weekend is here!
	6:03pm Just Ted: What no Petula?!
	6:03pm Carmichael: Beersies!
	6:03pm Slick Goldtooth: May flew by in a fart's breeze, I can't believe it's more or less over
	6:03pm Studio B Ben: Sup? You a weirdo? I like weirdos.
	6:04pm Carmichael: Were you born in a barn?? Use the cough button!
	6:04pm dale: walk and floss thong
	6:05pm Scruffy: Well, there's your problem!
	6:05pm Just Ted: Underwear? What have you done with Fringy.
	6:05pm Hot Bar: Topic: vagina monologues
	6:05pm Carmichael: We are all ball-less, apparently.
	6:06pm robyn: I have balls. I have stories.
	6:06pm Just Ted: WHY does the comments board always want to autocorrect Frangry to Fringy!!!!
	6:06pm glenn: is frangry talking about her googootz again?
	6:06pm cosmickitty: It all starts out the same, ya know?
	6:06pm Carmichael: Sorry, Robin. This is a balls-free zone.
	6:07pm Studio B Ben: I, for one, prefer hiding if I don't have a good one to call in with.
	6:07pm cosmickitty: A vag could be balls and balls could be vag RIGHT QUICK
	6:07pm Slick Goldtooth: This sounds vaguely reminiscent to the knock knock joke topic, I can only imagine this ending with Frangry getting surly over people's shitty attempts at being funny.
	6:07pm robyn: if Frangry had balls, they'd be drooping out of her dress. Sounds like.
	6:08pm Carmichael: There's your call, Frangry. Hope you're happy.
	6:08pm Studio B Ben: A practical joke no one should ever do is give Foodbed a pizza with all the hot, melty cheese removed.
	6:08pm glenn: god, i WISH my parents had gotten divorced.
	6:09pm robyn: Can we just guess if we are children of divorce instead of this topic
	6:09pm BennettCap: Frangry wins the shirt!
	6:09pm cosmic matrix: It's Sizzler, not The Sizzler.
	6:10pm cosmickitty: Yea!! The practical joke that ends in tragedy!!!
	6:10pm Just Ted: Are there any Sizzlers left?
	6:10pm Carmichael: I believe we all are children of divorce on this board. Am I right?
	6:10pm cosmic matrix: :)
	6:11pm Nick: Have you ever shaving creamed someone's glasses while they're sleeping and then shout fire. Hilarity ahoy!
	6:11pm JayD: Tme to rename the show "Shut Up Spinster"!
	6:11pm cosmickitty: Like somebody tried to startle their elderly family and they end up having a heart attack
	6:11pm Slick Goldtooth: There's a couple of Sizzlers still about, they haven't totally gone the way of Caldor
	6:11pm glenn: is this you, frangry? toronto.craigslist.ca...
	6:11pm cosmic matrix: "Chi-ips!" We said that at the same time!
	6:11pm Carmichael: Tell this guy to lean closer to the phone. Or get a personality.
	6:12pm cosmickitty: *elder family member
	6:12pm glenn: cheee-ups.
	6:12pm Mr. Machine: I feel like I'm listening to the Cleveland show.
	6:12pm Just Ted: @Slick Goldtooth There was a Caldor near me it was a Korvettes before that. I';; fated business site.
	6:13pm dale: frangry, you HATED this guy when he first started calling becasue his stories were so long. now you wanna marry him?
	6:13pm cosmickitty: I play practical jokes on my cats, like all the time. They are hardly ever impressed by them though
	6:13pm Slick Goldtooth: Ooof Ted, was there a Gimbel's too?
	6:14pm Hot Bar: How'd you not get that hm guys name? "Chips" is a winner!
	6:14pm dale: i used to open and close the car door for my wife before we married. now i'm like 'what, did someone break your hands?'
	6:14pm Carmichael: There's a Sizzler right down the road from me. They're still around, just like HoJo's.
	6:14pm Just Ted: No, Gimbals was way too classy for my area.
	6:14pm glenn: cats aren't impressed by much. maybe new catnip toys, and extra softies.
	6:15pm cosmickitty: I get that " jeez, are you even normal?" Type of look pretty consistently
	6:15pm Tommy: I wasn't offended at all ..the southern guy
	6:15pm Mr. Machine: My ex-girlfriend played the worst joke on me ever. She told me she loved me.
	6:15pm dale: just ted - 50 point bonus if it was a jupitor or ben franklin ever.
	6:15pm Slick Goldtooth: I feel like I had good fried clam strips at a howard johnson's
	6:15pm Carmichael: @Dale, i remote unlock the car door and announce, "Who said chivalry is dead?"
	6:16pm Nick: What would be an example of an impractical joke?
	6:16pm robyn: all i'm doing is thinking about sizzler.
	6:16pm Carmichael: "The Sizzler", Robyn.
	6:17pm Just Ted: No. There were Two Guys, Alexanders, and Rickles near by though.
	6:17pm cosmickitty: People are the WORST at telling stories. Myself included.
	6:17pm Kevlicki: Hi weirdos
	6:18pm cosmickitty: Rickles!! I remember that place. Also Bradlees
	6:19pm robyn: i think my roommate thinks i'm playing a practical joke on her. i found a human tooth that i thought was her dog's tooth. its not a joke though.
	6:19pm robyn: hi kevlicki!
	6:19pm Slick Goldtooth: man that's a waste of cake, savages.
	6:19pm Just Ted: @cosmickitty Twoguys turned into a Brandiee's then they knocked that building down.
	6:20pm Kevlicki: I feel like I already told the Poo frisbee jokes we used to play on the jocks in a small college town
	6:20pm dale: first time girlfriend (wife) slept over i put a fake rubber dog poo on the toilet seat and came out of the bathroom after flushing. she went in awhile later and it was just silence for about 30 seconds, then she laughed. it was my barometer to see if she was cool or going to be uptight.
	6:20pm Slick Goldtooth: @Ted speaking of older stores, my 99 year old granny still collects a check from WT Grants
	6:21pm Kevlicki: Oh dear, we used to torture friends that passed out, the rule was you were open game if you left your shoes on
	6:21pm cosmickitty: HEY!!!!
	6:21pm robyn: Steak or unlimited crispy shrimp. Malibu or (new!) Italian Herb.
	6:22pm Carmichael: You pass out at a party, you're fair game.
	6:22pm cosmickitty: @just ted Not before they got some LA Gears with light up soles though
	6:22pm Carmichael: Ha Robyn, you really do have Sizzler on the brain.
	6:22pm JakeGould: Ironic naked carful of guys turns into non-ironic carload of closeted dinks.
	6:22pm Marcel M: Lets call that guys friend and tell him he is gay! Just like my story. Sort of.
	6:23pm Carmichael: Unlimited salad bar.
	6:23pm Kevlicki: Moons over miHAMi
	6:23pm cosmic matrix: It's not "a" Sizzler.
	6:24pm Mr. Machine: Only Sizzler I've been too had mega big cock roaches hanging at the salad bar. NEVER AGAIN.
	6:24pm robyn: that's right Frangry. You're competing with the Sizzler online menu. And you're not winning.
	6:24pm JakeGould: Unlimited tossed salad bar. (The guys in that car.)
	6:24pm Just Ted: Denny's is where I go on my birthday. Free meal.
	6:24pm Carmichael: In Mexico, it's "El Sizzler".
	6:24pm robyn: is that where you learned to say "filet minyong"
	6:24pm JakeGould: Why doesn’t Elton John do a “Denny's and The Jets” promo.
	6:25pm cosmickitty: @jakegould LOL. Perfect
	6:25pm MONEYBAG$: Drive thru lobster..?
	6:25pm Slick Goldtooth: interestin' apparently the only east coast Sizzler is in Forest Hills and Kissimmee Florida. And there's about 10, 11 in Puerto Rico. And the rest are in west coast. I know the ones by me in Jersey either turned int Buffalo Wild Wings or something else.
	6:26pm robyn: Tri-Tip Grilled Shrimp Skewers with Siracha Butter are $15.99. If that helps
	6:26pm cosmickitty: This is neither here nor there but.....I'm looking forward to Billy Jam right now though
	6:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: I was worried I was going to break into a coughing fit. I have a wicked chest cold. Going driving now. Have a good one!
	6:26pm frangry: shutup cosmickitty!
	6:26pm Kevlicki: Louis CK was in Union square Greenmarket on Wednesday,I told him to listen to SUW, on WFMU. He said, "I already do!l
	6:27pm JakeGould: @SlickGoldtooth: The thing with NYC/NJ is that franchise territory rules are nuts. If you are not a big player the chances of you opening up a franchise is zilch. You just get relegated to the boonies.
	6:27pm frangry: @kevlicki I CALL BS
	6:27pm cosmickitty: Why?
	6:27pm Carmichael: I went to a Beef O'Brady's in Florida.
	6:27pm Slick Goldtooth: Kevlicki, don't be bluff balling with talk like that
	6:27pm cosmickitty: You shut up
	6:27pm JakeGould: @Kevlicki: Nice joke.
	6:27pm robyn: @kevlicki JOKER
	6:28pm Kevlicki: It's true
	6:28pm Nick: The Woopie Cushion! King of practical jokes!
	6:28pm Kevlicki: But I didn't get to see him
	6:28pm robyn: i feel like i'm in a support group right now.
	6:28pm Carmichael: @Louis CK: call in and call Kevlicki an ass!
	6:29pm Kevlicki: He was pushing a citibike
	6:29pm robyn: Spicy cajun penne. Shown with added shrimp protein.
	6:29pm Just Ted: Its a practical joke Michele wants to be SO true.
	6:29pm Kevlicki: Oh dear,
	6:29pm Slick Goldtooth: Bluff ball
	6:29pm robyn: Michele step back into reality
	6:30pm robyn: plus, he has that gross beard now
	6:30pm Fuzzy: If Louis doesn't call then it didn't happen.
	6:30pm Just Ted: Michele's emotions are pouring out of my speakers right now.
	6:30pm BennettCap: Kevlicki!! You're killing her!!
	6:30pm Carmichael: CK could call in as "Spike".
	6:30pm Nick: I guess a real fart would be an example of an impractical joke.
	6:31pm Victor: Louis C.K. Will Call You Up to Talk About His Alleged Sexual Misconduct http://defamer.gawker.com/louis-c-k-will-call-you-up-to-talk-about-his-alleged-s-1687820755
	6:31pm Kevlicki: Prank gone wrong? Foodbed is my favorite fmu host. Now I'm dead. I never meant to hurt you.
	6:31pm robyn: kevlicki = genius
	6:31pm Carmichael: Rib eye, 14 oz. Well marbled, tender and delicious. Oh great, now I'm doing it.
	6:33pm dale: serial killers always tape crap all over the walls
	6:33pm JakeGould: @Victor: That Louis C.K. masturbating rumor seems baseless. It has no traction when they posted that. If there were victims you would think one would have come out by now. Especially with the flood of Bill Cosby accusers.
	6:33pm Carmichael: @Nick: not if you fart to Volare.
	6:33pm Kevlicki: He was in the market. But I didn't get to catch up with him. I am indebted to promote SUW if I ever meet him
	6:34pm Just Ted: When does the Michele/Louis CK thing get to writing his name with nail polish and lighting it on fire.
	6:34pm BennettCap: Oh, Ted. That has me rolling.
	6:34pm anne chovie: if you want louie ck to listen maybe come up with a better show
	6:35pm Carmichael: Michele will stalk Luois CK until he sprays her with cherry Binaca.
	6:35pm cosmickitty: I'm not sure if that was really frangry, but my feelings are quite hurt right now
	6:35pm robyn: you're not a serial killer. you're like a scooby doo character. frangry on the other hand
	6:35pm Kevlicki: At least I've earned the respect of Robyn.
	6:35pm JakeGould: Look. On the show. The radio is tuned to WFMU 91.1FM. bsides-bbox.tumblr.com...
	6:35pm Just Ted: No. That is true. I read something about it on the internet. Ohh, wait...
	6:35pm Mr. Machine: @Foodbed Don't change for anyone. There are plenty of med that would sleep over after knocking boots with you. I'm 37 and still my room looks like a 16 year olds room.
	6:36pm cosmickitty: Haven't been told to shut up since I was in middle school
	6:36pm Mr. Machine: You can't tell that this IS Louis C.K. calling right now?
	6:36pm Frangry: @robyn: i havent killed anyone either!
	6:36pm dale: there was a guy with a cooking show on njtv who wore fmu tee shirts. mike colemeco. i don't think michele would fuck him, but ha CAN cook.
	6:37pm robyn: @kevlicki you're right. welcome to my evil shelter
	6:37pm Kevlicki: Frangry, yet
	6:37pm Just Ted: @Robyn "I haven't killed anyone either!" how many times have you heard that?
	6:37pm robyn: @kevlicki i was thinking more, "they lived"
	6:38pm Kevlicki: Robyn, like she's got a bunch of gimps in a box somewhere!
	6:39pm Frangry: ILL KILL YOU BOTH, robyn and kevlicki
	6:40pm Kevlicki: That will make Michele both happy and sad...
	6:40pm robyn: @michele, anyone who doesn't think you're cool is dead to me
	6:40pm robyn: @Frangry THERE YOU GO
	6:41pm robyn: @just ted typical friday night
	6:41pm Kevlicki: Robyn. Hahaha
	6:41pm V Priceless: This is my friend Albert. It's true!
	6:41pm Carmichael: Boy, it sucks to be this guy.
	6:42pm V Priceless: Boo hiss! That was the game-winner!
	6:42pm totallybiased: did you eat a chimichanga??
	6:42pm Mr. Machine: Is someone doing their nails on air?
	6:43pm Carmichael: Chimichanga or Double Dilla?
	6:43pm JakeGould: Chimichangas are great. They are small burritos fried.
	6:44pm Carmichael: Your demographic has the worst phones ever.
	6:44pm Just Ted: Do I now hold the record for dead air on SUW?
	6:45pm tarquin biscutbarrel: Would you guys just spent the rest of the show saying the "c" word over and over?
	6:45pm Frangry: YES just ted. yes
	6:45pm dale: maybe andy breckman can contact louis ck re: the movie of 'who tooted' and you can be andy's assistant producer.
	6:45pm robyn: what the hell. is this Top Gun?
	6:46pm totallybiased: Double Dilla? Like Jay Dilla hip hop block?
	6:46pm Just Ted: Thanks Frangry. I took all the Louis CK energy right out of the show.
	6:46pm Pancake for pres: Pancake's Hernia story should be on the list!!
	6:47pm Marcel M: There is a guy in Barcelona Anna knows named Pancake. Its a totally common name.
	6:47pm Ken From Hyde Park: One other practical joke I pulled was sending in a fake engagement announcement to the local paper. It freaked out a number of people who knew the guy.
	6:47pm cosmickitty: What's up with single 35 year old chicks all of a sudden liking old fat man that are self deprecating
	6:48pm robyn: send louis ck the t-shirt
	6:48pm Kevlicki: My pal Hambone is crashing at my house tonight
	6:48pm tarquin biscutbarrel: This whole episode could be summed up by the phrase: "I guess you had to be there."
	6:49pm JakeGould: Hambone? Really?
	6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: A good joke I heard about was someone putting a fake classified ad telling people to bring their old Christmas trees to the patsy's address.
	6:49pm Kevlicki: Jake Gould, yeah he's from Vermont and old friends with Breakfast
	6:50pm robyn: @kevlicki hahahaha
	6:51pm V Priceless: Albert had the winner with the IDs. I told him to call! He's the king of practical jokes, and this one back-fired on him. True deal.
	6:51pm JakeGould: @ kevlicki: Who are you dating? Patty Butter?
	6:52pm Kevlicki: Jake Gould, ha!
	6:52pm robyn: Michele is going to Grindr the shit out of Tindr
	6:52pm robyn: Don't even give them time to see the posters girl
	6:52pm Just Ted: To trick guys into sending her pizza. Read the FB page.
	6:52pm Studio B Ben: Effed? Does that mean foodbedded?
	6:54pm Carmichael: Do they have alcohol at The Sizzler? I'm probably going.
	6:54pm Just Ted: Half of the stories aren't jokes. Just stupid things they've done.
	6:54pm robyn: that story was like a karmic punishment for me
	6:55pm Hot Bar: The way that guy said "chops" though. I vote for that.
	6:56pm Hot Bar: chips
	6:56pm Slick Goldtooth: I'm beyond past meeting people for dates on the internet. I've faired better chances being accidental cougar meat and getting picked up for group sex. meh
	6:57pm Carmichael: Classic trio: steak, shrimp and malibu chicken.
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm robyn: LOL. jesus. never had to clean my dad's pee. knock on wood.
	6:58pm BennettCap: Yay! Marcel!!
	6:58pm Kevlicki: Good night weirdos
	6:58pm glenn: and then she was grounded for life.
	6:58pm robyn: See you all at SIZZLER
	6:58pm Carmichael: BYE RRROOOBBBOOOTTTSSS!!!!!
	6:59pm Kevlicki: Robyn ooh next meet up
	6:59pm Just Ted: Kickstarter to bring back Sizzler. But as THE Sizzler.
	6:59pm JakeGould: Beefsteak Charlie's!
	6:59pm robyn: @kevlicki at a daly city sizzler
	6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: We crossed the spark plug wires in a neighbor's old car once.
	7:00pm robyn: also, way to end the show EARLY, lazy girls
	7:00pm Carmichael: Howe avenue in Sacramento. That Sizzler.
	7:01pm Just Ted: Early end: to beat the rush at Sizzler.
	7:02pm Carmichael: Gellart Blvd, Robyn.
	7:02pm robyn: lol @just ted.
	7:03pm robyn: @carmichael i'm tempted to go. but i know there's no way it's worth it.
	7:04pm Just Ted: @ Robyn Someone should open a bar near the station and call it THE Sizzler.
	7:04pm Just Ted: or the Swizzler.
	7:05pm Carmichael: I didn't realize they are like 10 million Sizzlers in California.
	7:07pm robyn: @carmichael yeah it's weird yet typical california. "make denny's a little fancier to make us feel better about ourselves"
	7:08pm robyn: @just ted i think with a name like the sizzler, you're either a strip joint or a steakhouse. no middle ground
	7:08pm Just Ted: I was thinking the same thing. Sizzler definitely has a Cali feel.
	7:09pm Just Ted: Stripbar with sizzling strip steak fajitas.
	7:09pm Just Ted: Kickstarter that idea.
	7:10pm robyn: @just ted the world's greatest sizzler franchise.
	7:10pm robyn: ok i must be productive. later all
	7:11pm Just Ted: later

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from May 22, 2015

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