WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from August 18, 2017

Listener comments!
	6:03pm Carmichael: RRRRROOOOBBBOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!!
	6:03pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone.
	6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY: What's the topic?
	6:03pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	6:03pm Just Ted: Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles
	6:04pm Richard S: Mushroom?
	6:04pm Carmichael: Can't wait to hear the demographic call in ...
	6:04pm Just Ted: Weather Alerts!!!!
	6:04pm TehBadDr: Save The Robots!
	6:04pm dale: no one is more authoritative than frangry reading a weather alert.
	6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY: Jade Egg for the Hoo-Haa
	6:05pm dale: how many snake in pocket stories are we gonna hear?
	6:05pm robyn: did you know snakes don't have legs?
	6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY re-branded Monmouth County as MON-MOUTH... Not feeling it!
	6:05pm Old Dave: dale, you're back!
	6:05pm Just Ted: RT 280
	6:05pm lawrence: I heard the snake was Baffled by his sin He shed his scales to find The snake within But born again Is born Without a sin The poison enters into Everything
	6:05pm Kelly Jones: It's ROUTE 280
	6:05pm Slick Goldtooth: I thought it was Route 280, which makes sense since you'd take that to get in direction towards JC
	6:06pm dale: it'll spit in yer eye!
	6:06pm Kelly Jones: I's gots mees beer and it's frangles and chele belle time SO ALL IS RIGHT WITH TGIF!
	6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY is FUN
	6:07pm dale: yes old dave - 5 days of an intestinal virus is all shitz and no giggles.
	6:07pm Just Ted: Yes there was a card. Or a note, somewhere.
	6:07pm robyn: wait.. I had no idea you even had a sister. I've been listening to this show for like, 8 years.
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: It wasn't me... Just Ted?
	6:08pm dale: day three i was on the can holding a bucket in my lap and sweating profusely. god bless my wife for handing me the bucket.
	6:08pm Old Dave: @dale- damn! Over now, I hope.
	6:08pm Just Ted: Not as good as cracking eggs to see if there is anything in them.
	6:08pm robyn: Snakes are like the golden retrievers of Florida, Michele
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: The only good snake is a dead snake... Good job FRANNY Sister...
	6:08pm drowsy: Minor snake story... hiking with the kids in CT last weekend we saw three 9ft long snakes! One being very snaky up in a tree, slithering in and out of the hollow trunk, the others were just sleeping on rocks. Kids loved it!
	6:08pm Mark M.: My Sister stepped on a snake when she was walking though our backyard and when she saw that it was a snake, she screamed and ran like a bat out of hell into the house.
	6:09pm Noro: I love you girls. So funny.
	6:09pm JP: Hi franny, hi michelle, hi weirdos.
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Drinking and snakes don't mix, kids!!!
	6:10pm adampsyche: my wife heard about me in the news before we met due to my snake story :/
	6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY: I really like stories of snake handling religious weirdos who get snake bit to death...
	6:11pm lawrence: Total bluffball
	6:11pm robyn: snakes coming out of toilets was one of my most potent childhood fears
	6:11pm Kurt Gottschalk: snakes don't go to college!
	6:11pm Old Dave: This already beats my snake story.
	6:11pm lawrence: I had a hairless cat--awesome
	6:12pm lawrence: Anyone who hates on hairless cats doesn't really love cats
	6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY: When I get drunk I like to handle me pet snake, you know?
	6:12pm Just Ted: @Frangry and Michele, are you guys going to sing "Anaconda" at the marathon?
	6:12pm Vince from dominos: working rn so can't call but me and my friends were in the woods and a snake crawled on my friends shoe and he freaked out. we ended up beating it to death with sticks because we didn't know if it was poisonous or not
	6:12pm Carmichael: I didn't have to wait long ...
	6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY: Who sent the flowers? Was there a snake coiled in the bouquet?
	6:14pm dale: winding now, thanks.
	6:14pm robyn: that moved quite quickly through a broad spectrum of sexualities
	6:14pm lawrence: Boots haha
	6:14pm Just Ted: Boots because thats was what he would become.
	6:14pm lawrence: Hahaha
	6:15pm TehBadDr: A buddy of mine in college had a small snake. So I had the snake in my coat pocket when we went out to the local. Let him come out and say hello to people, well when the local closed we left, I forget I had his snake in my jacket pocket.We went for drinks at the tittle bar, and then went to the White Castle. By the time we got back to the dorm, he said "Hey were's Chester?" I examined my coat pockets and said "shit, I don't know". So we went back to the Castle, then the tittle bar inquiring about the snake. Nope no snake there. Finally when we got back to the dorm, sat down and smoke up to relax I felt a movement in the small of my back. Chester had found a small hole in my coat pocket and squirmed into the lining, went partying with us all night long, and was returned to his terrarium, after having been lost then found!
	6:15pm Jeff: Poor Boots!
	6:15pm Just Ted: Snakeskin boots baby put 'em on your feet, got the good time music with the Bo Diddly beat.
	6:15pm Slick Goldtooth: I think they give you bounty money for pythons killed in the everglades due to them being invasive or something. Some weird dude my dad knew would do that and kill snakeheads for beer money on his vacation in Florida.
	6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY: Can we switch Topics to FUN BUTTONS?
	6:16pm Noro: I had a snake. But it died.
	6:16pm common: I was in w.v. And here was a flood and my brother an sister and I went out on a raft in the sticks. The water was so high that a snake in a tree almost bit my face. It struck at my dumb head.
	6:16pm Just Ted: Just saying' thats probably the origin of the name. Though I do have alligator shoes.
	6:16pm robyn: @TehBadDr you should call in
	6:17pm MISTER JOHNNY: NOT ME... I'M ALL ABOUT THE MARZIPAN NOW
	6:17pm Jeff: "My pronoun is they" said the sssnake.
	6:17pm Noro: Need to realize this: snakes and other reptile pets STINK TO HIGH HELL. The droppings from these things are VILE smelling.
	6:18pm Slick Goldtooth: I'm genuinely surprised Know-It-All didn't say how reptile and amphibian researchers are called Herpetologists.
	6:18pm Just Ted: Well, I'm the Crawlin' King Snake And I rule my den I'm the Crawlin' King Snake And I rule my den Yeah, don't mess 'round with my mate Gonna use her for myself -The Doors
	6:18pm Kelly Jones: I wanna hear more stories about Frangles siblie's. And more about the boyfriend(s)??????
	6:18pm adampsyche: abcnews.go.com... that was my snake
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: I like when a big snake swallows a deer and it kills both of them...
	6:19pm daneebwoyyyyy:
	6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY: Are you burned, FRANNY?
	6:19pm TehBadDr: @Robyn but it was a real small snake. Small enough to have wrapped himself around my waist in the jacket and go unnoticed. I'm happy I didn't end up squishing him by accident!
	6:20pm Just Ted: I sent a cool video to Michele about a snake vomiting a deer or goat or dog that was too big for it. Probably because it started at the wrong end. Squeezed it out like toothpaste.
	6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY: Let's list the 50 states from worst to best...
	6:20pm dale: flying snakes would be pretty scary.
	6:21pm Frangry: thats a great topic, mister johnny
	6:21pm TehBadDr: @Dale that's why they call them Dragons!
	6:21pm Just Ted: found it!!! www.youtube.com...
	6:21pm robyn: @TehBadDr i think it's funny that it's a tiny snake. and also that you took it to a strip club/White Castle
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: Hey Girls...How do you feel about snakes pressing your FUN BUTTON???
	6:22pm Richard S: @dale - Flying (gliding, actually) snakes: www.nationalgeographic.com...
	6:22pm Slick Goldtooth: Arkansas has no redeeming qualities.
	6:22pm Just Ted: Mister Johnny Texas
	6:22pm robyn: choo choo mama
	6:23pm dale: chester the party snake!
	6:24pm JP: @franny and michele - I was once sitting naked under this tree in a garden just chilling. I look up and freak out because there is this snake hanging down above me. Crazy thing is the snake was coiled around an apple holding it and it starts talking to me trying to get me to eat the apple!
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is Delaware the worst state of the Union?
	6:24pm Just Ted: I sort of have a snake story, but it sucks. Though it did take place in Florida.
	6:25pm Slick Goldtooth: Copperheads and Timber Rattlesnakes,yo
	6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY: Fun Snake Stories preferred, okay...
	6:25pm Slick Goldtooth: Delaware's pretty shit
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Being slowly squeezed to death by a boa constrictor seems like a really shitty way to die...
	6:26pm dale: chester the party snake is like joe camel - he needs some product ties ins!
	6:26pm robyn: that was a very sinuous call
	6:26pm Just Ted: So the demo seems to have more monkey stories than snake stories. Interesting.
	6:26pm Bobby: So far the guy without the story is winning
	6:27pm JP: @misterjohnny - it definitely is. I drove from NC to NJ once and i got a ticket in a speed trap.
	6:27pm robyn: what's up Kevinnnnnnnnn
	6:27pm Just Ted: Chester >> Spuds McKenzie.
	6:27pm robyn: just keep fuckin' those snakes, Kevin
	6:28pm TehBadDr: Snake as a fleshlight! What is wrong with that human? Oh, yeah right weirdos!
	6:28pm adampsyche: same stupid snake that got loose at work we started feeding it frozen mice and you have to thaw them. so we took out a few mice from the freezer and set them on the stove and went to dinner, took way too long, fed the snake and the mouse warmed up just enough to congeal its guts to the point that it broke halfway through eating. so the mouse's head was in the tummy and the tail and legs were sticking out of its mouth and it spent a hilarious 30 minutes trying to get the back end of the mouse down and blood was running down its chin/neck and were were fascinated it was very prehistoric.
	6:28pm Slick Goldtooth: Kevin sounded like Just Ted putting on a voice. No disrespect or anything
	6:28pm Just Ted: Dolphins are very sexual animals. I learned that on Shut Up, Weirdo so it must be true.
	6:29pm dale: waiting for someone to say a snake was in the glove compartment of their car or their tampon case.
	6:29pm BennettCap: I'm a dolphin and I'm offended, Michele.
	6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY:
	6:30pm Just Ted: Waiting for a troll to call in with snakes on a plane.
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: Could we talk about the ECLIPSE instead???
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: Tell us about your scars... Good Topic
	6:31pm robyn: Michele and Chester should get together. Feel the same on open bars.
	6:32pm Just Ted: A few years ago (before when I drank), I spent 10 days in Vegas with an open bar all 10 days, and I don't mean free drinks while you gamble. Though I had plenty of those too.
	6:32pm Hubadoo: Hey Frincess, so glad you're feeling better this week cuz you were makin' me nauseous with your flem last week. Hoo!
	6:32pm robyn: great first comment Bennett
	6:32pm TehBadDr: Did I tell you we were on the lake, and then...SNAKES!!!!11!!1!!!11!
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: What's more deadly...venomous snakes or open bars???
	6:33pm robyn: open bars
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did all the energy just drain out of the show?
	6:34pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: a hot dog is NOT a sandwich
	6:35pm JP: Always an open bar at my place.
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele, are you considering a RE-BRANDING???
	6:36pm Carmichael: Is there a drink named for a snake??
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: Water Snakes are fucking nightmare fuel!!!
	6:36pm Just Ted: Anyone watch Zoo?
	6:36pm robyn: snakes do have great names though. Rattlesnake. Cottonmouth.
	6:37pm dale: upstate dude - no one else says 'melk'
	6:37pm Just Ted: @Carmichael, Snakebite
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: People who keep snakes as pets are super weird, right?
	6:38pm TehBadDr: True fact: i have in the past worked with on a regular basis snake venom. Alpha Bungaro Toxin! Also tetrodotoxin, tools of the trade. BTW some of it was radioactively labeled.
	6:38pm Just Ted: @Robyn Asp
	6:38pm JP: @dale - that's last week's topic
	6:38pm Richard S: Not as weird as people who keep spiders, Mister Johnny.
	6:38pm robyn: I like that this guy is douche-splaining the world
	6:39pm Christian: @FRANNY - Please don't get PREGNANT by your new boyfriend - HIPSTER girls never make good mothers (from my experience anyway)
	6:39pm Just Ted: Pet Tarantulas were big when I was a kid.
	6:39pm robyn: @JustTed asp is a great one. as is anaconda
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: Member when Cleopatra killed herself with a venomous snake? That was pretty bad-ass!!!
	6:41pm Old Dave: What if the ferry sank that day and sharks ate everyone?
	6:41pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: you're BOTH hipsters, get over it
	6:41pm Danne D: new topic: name Frangry's Hipster Baby
	6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY: Who's the Bigger Bitch? FRANNY or MICHELE???
	6:41pm dale: how come andy plants leaves fb right after i friended him. was it me? huh? HUH?
	6:41pm Just Ted: Who is more hipster, Frangry or Michele? Thats a tough one.
	6:41pm Carmichael: In California, all the Barbies say "malk".
	6:41pm robyn: @Old Dave what if
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY rides a fixed-gear bike. HIPSTER!
	6:42pm Carmichael: @Ted, yeah, there you go! I was thinking "rattler" or "cobra".
	6:42pm Just Ted: @Carmichael thats weird, they were called Betties back in the day.
	6:42pm Christian: @Just Ted - Frangry is MUCH more "Hipster"
	6:43pm Danne D: i would think every bar would be an open bar for you two cuz everyone loves you and buys you drinks <3
	6:43pm dale: sack o' snakes.
	6:43pm Just Ted: @Christian, but Michele lives in Brooklyn and makes ceramics
	6:44pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: you're BOTH hipsters, get over it
	6:44pm TehBadDr: Fangles is more Hipster, one L Michele has the soul of Gen X!
	6:44pm Danne D: Side Ponytail wins hipster contest for Michele
	6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY is more of a One Percenter Bitch than a Hipster...
	6:44pm Kelly Jones: Frangry's a swallower
	6:45pm dale: ugh - disgusting.
	6:45pm Hubadoo: I am soon turned on right now.
	6:45pm Christian: @Just Ted - True, but she's much SWEETER.....
	6:45pm Richard S: (to the tune of "It Had to be You") "It sucks to be you...."
	6:45pm Carmichael: @Ted, I'm talking about the endless parade of dumb, big-tiited blondes who seem to do nothing but shop and tweet all day.
	6:46pm robyn: Michele is more Hong Kong, Frangry is more Macao
	6:46pm Just Ted: @Christian but Michele is definitely more snake-like.
	6:46pm TehBadDr: Yes very lady like Frangles!
	6:46pm Slick Goldtooth: Cactus Jack all day out of the Mick Foley personalities.
	6:46pm Just Ted: @Robyn That is great!!!
	6:46pm Carmichael: No hipster would ever wear a Canadian tuxedo, so Michele's out.
	6:47pm Just Ted: @Carmichael but Michele does it with overalls and that is hipster.
	6:48pm umbraphile: Why do no girls have snake stories?
	6:48pm Carmichael: I thought overalls meant metro sexual ...
	6:49pm TehBadDr: Oh snakes do cuddle! Ever handle python? sometimes a little to cuddle.
	6:49pm Kelly Jones: How are ya baby???????? CLASSIC
	6:49pm robyn: i was wondering if he had a handlebar moustache and now i know
	6:49pm Danne D: "I'm not a creeper. I gotta snake story."
	6:50pm Christian: @umbraphile - I guess because they run away?
	6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY: Are we doing other reptiles next week?
	6:50pm Carmichael: Next week is Lemurs.
	6:50pm medson: This story better be good.
	6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY: Marsupials, perhaps???
	6:50pm medson: It's so long
	6:50pm Just Ted: Dog stories!
	6:50pm robyn: this guy is such a Daddy
	6:51pm dale: yeah - the snake was gonna eat the two young girls.
	6:51pm Just Ted: a piece of pole
	6:51pm Danne D: "WHERE'S THE SNAKE?!?" needs to be in next Billy Jam mix :)
	6:51pm TehBadDr: There's got to be a punchline!
	6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY: "Sparkie" Love It!!!
	6:52pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn I hate how I know what you mean
	6:52pm Carmichael: I may change my name to Sparky. Legally.
	6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY: The fucking snake should have granted the guy 3 fucking wishes after all that fucking exposition!!!
	6:53pm Just Ted: I have a canadian goose story.
	6:53pm Sparkmichael: Trying it on for size ...
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: It's called a "Canada Goose"
	6:55pm robyn: @Slick Goldtooth yep.
	6:55pm Just Ted: Sparmichael? Is that an option?
	6:55pm robyn: Sparkmichael is pretty good
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: Next Week - Do your best fake Australian Accent!!! G'DAY, MATE!!!
	6:55pm robyn: "New York City, it's in New York"
	6:56pm Carmichael: Lemurs have Australian accents.
	6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY: We'll just read lines from "THE ROAD WARRIOR"!!!
	6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY: Snake Lives Matter
	6:57pm Just Ted: A Canada Goose sounds like a verb.
	6:57pm robyn: I'm charmed and confused by this guy walking around the city collecting snakes as he goes
	6:57pm Carmichael: Make America Snake Again!
	6:58pm Slick Goldtooth: I'm surprised nobody's called in from some weird snake venom drinking church where people give themselves convulsions and shit
	6:58pm Carmichael: Speaking of snakes, Bannon just got fired.
	6:58pm miles: hi & bye
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY has Snakeskin Panties
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:58pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: BYE HIPSTER FRANNY AND MICHELE
	6:59pm Chris: See ya, great show!
	6:59pm Christian: Good show LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:59pm Christian: NICE SHOW LADIES AND COMMENTERS!!!!!!!!

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from August 18, 2017

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August 18, 2017: SSSSSNAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Listener comments!
	6:03pm Carmichael: RRRRROOOOBBBOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!!
	6:03pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone.
	6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY: What's the topic?
	6:03pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	6:03pm Just Ted: Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles
	6:04pm Richard S: Mushroom?
	6:04pm Carmichael: Can't wait to hear the demographic call in ...
	6:04pm Just Ted: Weather Alerts!!!!
	6:04pm TehBadDr: Save The Robots!
	6:04pm dale: no one is more authoritative than frangry reading a weather alert.
	6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY: Jade Egg for the Hoo-Haa
	6:05pm dale: how many snake in pocket stories are we gonna hear?
	6:05pm robyn: did you know snakes don't have legs?
	6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY re-branded Monmouth County as MON-MOUTH... Not feeling it!
	6:05pm Old Dave: dale, you're back!
	6:05pm Just Ted: RT 280
	6:05pm lawrence: I heard the snake was Baffled by his sin He shed his scales to find The snake within But born again Is born Without a sin The poison enters into Everything
	6:05pm Kelly Jones: It's ROUTE 280
	6:05pm Slick Goldtooth: I thought it was Route 280, which makes sense since you'd take that to get in direction towards JC
	6:06pm dale: it'll spit in yer eye!
	6:06pm Kelly Jones: I's gots mees beer and it's frangles and chele belle time SO ALL IS RIGHT WITH TGIF!
	6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY is FUN
	6:07pm dale: yes old dave - 5 days of an intestinal virus is all shitz and no giggles.
	6:07pm Just Ted: Yes there was a card. Or a note, somewhere.
	6:07pm robyn: wait.. I had no idea you even had a sister. I've been listening to this show for like, 8 years.
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: It wasn't me... Just Ted?
	6:08pm dale: day three i was on the can holding a bucket in my lap and sweating profusely. god bless my wife for handing me the bucket.
	6:08pm Old Dave: @dale- damn! Over now, I hope.
	6:08pm Just Ted: Not as good as cracking eggs to see if there is anything in them.
	6:08pm robyn: Snakes are like the golden retrievers of Florida, Michele
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: The only good snake is a dead snake... Good job FRANNY Sister...
	6:08pm drowsy: Minor snake story... hiking with the kids in CT last weekend we saw three 9ft long snakes! One being very snaky up in a tree, slithering in and out of the hollow trunk, the others were just sleeping on rocks. Kids loved it!
	6:08pm Mark M.: My Sister stepped on a snake when she was walking though our backyard and when she saw that it was a snake, she screamed and ran like a bat out of hell into the house.
	6:09pm Noro: I love you girls. So funny.
	6:09pm JP: Hi franny, hi michelle, hi weirdos.
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Drinking and snakes don't mix, kids!!!
	6:10pm adampsyche: my wife heard about me in the news before we met due to my snake story :/
	6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY: I really like stories of snake handling religious weirdos who get snake bit to death...
	6:11pm lawrence: Total bluffball
	6:11pm robyn: snakes coming out of toilets was one of my most potent childhood fears
	6:11pm Kurt Gottschalk: snakes don't go to college!
	6:11pm Old Dave: This already beats my snake story.
	6:11pm lawrence: I had a hairless cat--awesome
	6:12pm lawrence: Anyone who hates on hairless cats doesn't really love cats
	6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY: When I get drunk I like to handle me pet snake, you know?
	6:12pm Just Ted: @Frangry and Michele, are you guys going to sing "Anaconda" at the marathon?
	6:12pm Vince from dominos: working rn so can't call but me and my friends were in the woods and a snake crawled on my friends shoe and he freaked out. we ended up beating it to death with sticks because we didn't know if it was poisonous or not
	6:12pm Carmichael: I didn't have to wait long ...
	6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY: Who sent the flowers? Was there a snake coiled in the bouquet?
	6:14pm dale: winding now, thanks.
	6:14pm robyn: that moved quite quickly through a broad spectrum of sexualities
	6:14pm lawrence: Boots haha
	6:14pm Just Ted: Boots because thats was what he would become.
	6:14pm lawrence: Hahaha
	6:15pm TehBadDr: A buddy of mine in college had a small snake. So I had the snake in my coat pocket when we went out to the local. Let him come out and say hello to people, well when the local closed we left, I forget I had his snake in my jacket pocket.We went for drinks at the tittle bar, and then went to the White Castle. By the time we got back to the dorm, he said "Hey were's Chester?" I examined my coat pockets and said "shit, I don't know". So we went back to the Castle, then the tittle bar inquiring about the snake. Nope no snake there. Finally when we got back to the dorm, sat down and smoke up to relax I felt a movement in the small of my back. Chester had found a small hole in my coat pocket and squirmed into the lining, went partying with us all night long, and was returned to his terrarium, after having been lost then found!
	6:15pm Jeff: Poor Boots!
	6:15pm Just Ted: Snakeskin boots baby put 'em on your feet, got the good time music with the Bo Diddly beat.
	6:15pm Slick Goldtooth: I think they give you bounty money for pythons killed in the everglades due to them being invasive or something. Some weird dude my dad knew would do that and kill snakeheads for beer money on his vacation in Florida.
	6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY: Can we switch Topics to FUN BUTTONS?
	6:16pm Noro: I had a snake. But it died.
	6:16pm common: I was in w.v. And here was a flood and my brother an sister and I went out on a raft in the sticks. The water was so high that a snake in a tree almost bit my face. It struck at my dumb head.
	6:16pm Just Ted: Just saying' thats probably the origin of the name. Though I do have alligator shoes.
	6:16pm robyn: @TehBadDr you should call in
	6:17pm MISTER JOHNNY: NOT ME... I'M ALL ABOUT THE MARZIPAN NOW
	6:17pm Jeff: "My pronoun is they" said the sssnake.
	6:17pm Noro: Need to realize this: snakes and other reptile pets STINK TO HIGH HELL. The droppings from these things are VILE smelling.
	6:18pm Slick Goldtooth: I'm genuinely surprised Know-It-All didn't say how reptile and amphibian researchers are called Herpetologists.
	6:18pm Just Ted: Well, I'm the Crawlin' King Snake And I rule my den I'm the Crawlin' King Snake And I rule my den Yeah, don't mess 'round with my mate Gonna use her for myself -The Doors
	6:18pm Kelly Jones: I wanna hear more stories about Frangles siblie's. And more about the boyfriend(s)??????
	6:18pm adampsyche: abcnews.go.com... that was my snake
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: I like when a big snake swallows a deer and it kills both of them...
	6:19pm daneebwoyyyyy:
	6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY: Are you burned, FRANNY?
	6:19pm TehBadDr: @Robyn but it was a real small snake. Small enough to have wrapped himself around my waist in the jacket and go unnoticed. I'm happy I didn't end up squishing him by accident!
	6:20pm Just Ted: I sent a cool video to Michele about a snake vomiting a deer or goat or dog that was too big for it. Probably because it started at the wrong end. Squeezed it out like toothpaste.
	6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY: Let's list the 50 states from worst to best...
	6:20pm dale: flying snakes would be pretty scary.
	6:21pm Frangry: thats a great topic, mister johnny
	6:21pm TehBadDr: @Dale that's why they call them Dragons!
	6:21pm Just Ted: found it!!! www.youtube.com...
	6:21pm robyn: @TehBadDr i think it's funny that it's a tiny snake. and also that you took it to a strip club/White Castle
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: Hey Girls...How do you feel about snakes pressing your FUN BUTTON???
	6:22pm Richard S: @dale - Flying (gliding, actually) snakes: www.nationalgeographic.com...
	6:22pm Slick Goldtooth: Arkansas has no redeeming qualities.
	6:22pm Just Ted: Mister Johnny Texas
	6:22pm robyn: choo choo mama
	6:23pm dale: chester the party snake!
	6:24pm JP: @franny and michele - I was once sitting naked under this tree in a garden just chilling. I look up and freak out because there is this snake hanging down above me. Crazy thing is the snake was coiled around an apple holding it and it starts talking to me trying to get me to eat the apple!
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is Delaware the worst state of the Union?
	6:24pm Just Ted: I sort of have a snake story, but it sucks. Though it did take place in Florida.
	6:25pm Slick Goldtooth: Copperheads and Timber Rattlesnakes,yo
	6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY: Fun Snake Stories preferred, okay...
	6:25pm Slick Goldtooth: Delaware's pretty shit
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Being slowly squeezed to death by a boa constrictor seems like a really shitty way to die...
	6:26pm dale: chester the party snake is like joe camel - he needs some product ties ins!
	6:26pm robyn: that was a very sinuous call
	6:26pm Just Ted: So the demo seems to have more monkey stories than snake stories. Interesting.
	6:26pm Bobby: So far the guy without the story is winning
	6:27pm JP: @misterjohnny - it definitely is. I drove from NC to NJ once and i got a ticket in a speed trap.
	6:27pm robyn: what's up Kevinnnnnnnnn
	6:27pm Just Ted: Chester >> Spuds McKenzie.
	6:27pm robyn: just keep fuckin' those snakes, Kevin
	6:28pm TehBadDr: Snake as a fleshlight! What is wrong with that human? Oh, yeah right weirdos!
	6:28pm adampsyche: same stupid snake that got loose at work we started feeding it frozen mice and you have to thaw them. so we took out a few mice from the freezer and set them on the stove and went to dinner, took way too long, fed the snake and the mouse warmed up just enough to congeal its guts to the point that it broke halfway through eating. so the mouse's head was in the tummy and the tail and legs were sticking out of its mouth and it spent a hilarious 30 minutes trying to get the back end of the mouse down and blood was running down its chin/neck and were were fascinated it was very prehistoric.
	6:28pm Slick Goldtooth: Kevin sounded like Just Ted putting on a voice. No disrespect or anything
	6:28pm Just Ted: Dolphins are very sexual animals. I learned that on Shut Up, Weirdo so it must be true.
	6:29pm dale: waiting for someone to say a snake was in the glove compartment of their car or their tampon case.
	6:29pm BennettCap: I'm a dolphin and I'm offended, Michele.
	6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY:
	6:30pm Just Ted: Waiting for a troll to call in with snakes on a plane.
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: Could we talk about the ECLIPSE instead???
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: Tell us about your scars... Good Topic
	6:31pm robyn: Michele and Chester should get together. Feel the same on open bars.
	6:32pm Just Ted: A few years ago (before when I drank), I spent 10 days in Vegas with an open bar all 10 days, and I don't mean free drinks while you gamble. Though I had plenty of those too.
	6:32pm Hubadoo: Hey Frincess, so glad you're feeling better this week cuz you were makin' me nauseous with your flem last week. Hoo!
	6:32pm robyn: great first comment Bennett
	6:32pm TehBadDr: Did I tell you we were on the lake, and then...SNAKES!!!!11!!1!!!11!
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: What's more deadly...venomous snakes or open bars???
	6:33pm robyn: open bars
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did all the energy just drain out of the show?
	6:34pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: a hot dog is NOT a sandwich
	6:35pm JP: Always an open bar at my place.
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele, are you considering a RE-BRANDING???
	6:36pm Carmichael: Is there a drink named for a snake??
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: Water Snakes are fucking nightmare fuel!!!
	6:36pm Just Ted: Anyone watch Zoo?
	6:36pm robyn: snakes do have great names though. Rattlesnake. Cottonmouth.
	6:37pm dale: upstate dude - no one else says 'melk'
	6:37pm Just Ted: @Carmichael, Snakebite
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: People who keep snakes as pets are super weird, right?
	6:38pm TehBadDr: True fact: i have in the past worked with on a regular basis snake venom. Alpha Bungaro Toxin! Also tetrodotoxin, tools of the trade. BTW some of it was radioactively labeled.
	6:38pm Just Ted: @Robyn Asp
	6:38pm JP: @dale - that's last week's topic
	6:38pm Richard S: Not as weird as people who keep spiders, Mister Johnny.
	6:38pm robyn: I like that this guy is douche-splaining the world
	6:39pm Christian: @FRANNY - Please don't get PREGNANT by your new boyfriend - HIPSTER girls never make good mothers (from my experience anyway)
	6:39pm Just Ted: Pet Tarantulas were big when I was a kid.
	6:39pm robyn: @JustTed asp is a great one. as is anaconda
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: Member when Cleopatra killed herself with a venomous snake? That was pretty bad-ass!!!
	6:41pm Old Dave: What if the ferry sank that day and sharks ate everyone?
	6:41pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: you're BOTH hipsters, get over it
	6:41pm Danne D: new topic: name Frangry's Hipster Baby
	6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY: Who's the Bigger Bitch? FRANNY or MICHELE???
	6:41pm dale: how come andy plants leaves fb right after i friended him. was it me? huh? HUH?
	6:41pm Just Ted: Who is more hipster, Frangry or Michele? Thats a tough one.
	6:41pm Carmichael: In California, all the Barbies say "malk".
	6:41pm robyn: @Old Dave what if
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY rides a fixed-gear bike. HIPSTER!
	6:42pm Carmichael: @Ted, yeah, there you go! I was thinking "rattler" or "cobra".
	6:42pm Just Ted: @Carmichael thats weird, they were called Betties back in the day.
	6:42pm Christian: @Just Ted - Frangry is MUCH more "Hipster"
	6:43pm Danne D: i would think every bar would be an open bar for you two cuz everyone loves you and buys you drinks <3
	6:43pm dale: sack o' snakes.
	6:43pm Just Ted: @Christian, but Michele lives in Brooklyn and makes ceramics
	6:44pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: you're BOTH hipsters, get over it
	6:44pm TehBadDr: Fangles is more Hipster, one L Michele has the soul of Gen X!
	6:44pm Danne D: Side Ponytail wins hipster contest for Michele
	6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY is more of a One Percenter Bitch than a Hipster...
	6:44pm Kelly Jones: Frangry's a swallower
	6:45pm dale: ugh - disgusting.
	6:45pm Hubadoo: I am soon turned on right now.
	6:45pm Christian: @Just Ted - True, but she's much SWEETER.....
	6:45pm Richard S: (to the tune of "It Had to be You") "It sucks to be you...."
	6:45pm Carmichael: @Ted, I'm talking about the endless parade of dumb, big-tiited blondes who seem to do nothing but shop and tweet all day.
	6:46pm robyn: Michele is more Hong Kong, Frangry is more Macao
	6:46pm Just Ted: @Christian but Michele is definitely more snake-like.
	6:46pm TehBadDr: Yes very lady like Frangles!
	6:46pm Slick Goldtooth: Cactus Jack all day out of the Mick Foley personalities.
	6:46pm Just Ted: @Robyn That is great!!!
	6:46pm Carmichael: No hipster would ever wear a Canadian tuxedo, so Michele's out.
	6:47pm Just Ted: @Carmichael but Michele does it with overalls and that is hipster.
	6:48pm umbraphile: Why do no girls have snake stories?
	6:48pm Carmichael: I thought overalls meant metro sexual ...
	6:49pm TehBadDr: Oh snakes do cuddle! Ever handle python? sometimes a little to cuddle.
	6:49pm Kelly Jones: How are ya baby???????? CLASSIC
	6:49pm robyn: i was wondering if he had a handlebar moustache and now i know
	6:49pm Danne D: "I'm not a creeper. I gotta snake story."
	6:50pm Christian: @umbraphile - I guess because they run away?
	6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY: Are we doing other reptiles next week?
	6:50pm Carmichael: Next week is Lemurs.
	6:50pm medson: This story better be good.
	6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY: Marsupials, perhaps???
	6:50pm medson: It's so long
	6:50pm Just Ted: Dog stories!
	6:50pm robyn: this guy is such a Daddy
	6:51pm dale: yeah - the snake was gonna eat the two young girls.
	6:51pm Just Ted: a piece of pole
	6:51pm Danne D: "WHERE'S THE SNAKE?!?" needs to be in next Billy Jam mix :)
	6:51pm TehBadDr: There's got to be a punchline!
	6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY: "Sparkie" Love It!!!
	6:52pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn I hate how I know what you mean
	6:52pm Carmichael: I may change my name to Sparky. Legally.
	6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY: The fucking snake should have granted the guy 3 fucking wishes after all that fucking exposition!!!
	6:53pm Just Ted: I have a canadian goose story.
	6:53pm Sparkmichael: Trying it on for size ...
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: It's called a "Canada Goose"
	6:55pm robyn: @Slick Goldtooth yep.
	6:55pm Just Ted: Sparmichael? Is that an option?
	6:55pm robyn: Sparkmichael is pretty good
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: Next Week - Do your best fake Australian Accent!!! G'DAY, MATE!!!
	6:55pm robyn: "New York City, it's in New York"
	6:56pm Carmichael: Lemurs have Australian accents.
	6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY: We'll just read lines from "THE ROAD WARRIOR"!!!
	6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY: Snake Lives Matter
	6:57pm Just Ted: A Canada Goose sounds like a verb.
	6:57pm robyn: I'm charmed and confused by this guy walking around the city collecting snakes as he goes
	6:57pm Carmichael: Make America Snake Again!
	6:58pm Slick Goldtooth: I'm surprised nobody's called in from some weird snake venom drinking church where people give themselves convulsions and shit
	6:58pm Carmichael: Speaking of snakes, Bannon just got fired.
	6:58pm miles: hi & bye
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY has Snakeskin Panties
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:58pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: BYE HIPSTER FRANNY AND MICHELE
	6:59pm Chris: See ya, great show!
	6:59pm Christian: Good show LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:59pm Christian: NICE SHOW LADIES AND COMMENTERS!!!!!!!!

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from August 18, 2017

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