WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from September 15, 2017

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Carmichael: RRRROOOOBBBOOOTTTSSS!!!!
	6:02pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone.
	6:02pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:03pm RAWisROLLIE: Good evening!
	6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hey, Sheila B. is joining the 40-year-old club Monday. Wish her a happy birthday from the SUW crew!
	6:04pm Old Dave: A show about "disco rice?" Really?
	6:04pm dale: this song is my ear worm
	6:04pm Just Ted: Really... Maggots? Happy Birthday Sheila!
	6:05pm RAWisROLLIE: There's always been a skip in that song
	6:05pm Just Ted: That skip has been there FOREVER!
	6:05pm dale: 'i'm too old to take things back' - i like that excuse!
	6:06pm Mr. Katz: If Ken's around, have him re-tell the story about the fish in the FMU dumpster.
	6:06pm geoff mcq: Evening all
	6:06pm TehBadDr: Hello weirdos, also fellow listeners.
	6:06pm robyn: Wake up maggot I think I got something to say to you It's late September and I really should be back at school I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used Oh maggot I couldn't have tried any more You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone You stole my heart and that's what really hurt
	6:06pm Just Ted: What is your name? reminds me of Cheech and Chongs "Let's Make a Dope Deal"
	6:07pm robyn: Written by Martin Quittenton, Roderick Stewart
	6:07pm Just Ted: @Frangry, Look, I take things literally. Kill me. I wasn't the only one.
	6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: The red light was totally vexing Nick the Bard on 7SD on Wednesday. It was driving him nuts.
	6:08pm BennettCap: Oh, Robyn. You won my burrowed heart.
	6:08pm Carmichael: Frangry is extra bitchy today.
	6:09pm Just Ted: Maggots are vital to life. I learned that on Wake and Bake this morning.
	6:09pm Walt: Not a personal story but I just saw "Suspiria" in a theater this past week. It has a scene where maggots fall down on girls living in a dormitory. And now you have this for a topic ...
	6:09pm Slick Goldtooth: Maggot Brain is a dope Funkadelic album
	6:10pm geoff mcq: Extra good calls in the fall y'all
	6:10pm dale: ooh, bought a case of friskies cat canned cat food wrapped in plastic at sams club. at home i slit the plastic and this horrible stench came out - i saw a could of busted open cans and maggots all over that you couldn't see in the plastic. i went back to sams club and took the cat food to customer service - the lady was like 'get it out of here! take it the dumpster outside!' if i had to smell it they should have to too.
	6:10pm RAWisROLLIE: The Maggot is a good Melvins album
	6:10pm robyn: @Bennett wish those were the real lyrics.
	6:10pm Just Ted: @Carmichael Makes me think Andy is staying in NJ today.
	6:10pm TehBadDr: I have a pretty good maggot story, maybe not as good as Chester the Party snake, but it is good.
	6:11pm Slick Goldtooth: Oh my god who needs the OJ trial when you got Shut Up Weirdo v. Broad City
	6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: Which are more important to medical science, maggots or leeches?
	6:11pm six: i'm already gagging
	6:12pm TehBadDr: Maggots, forensic medical sciences!
	6:12pm geoff mcq: "Never eat in Colombus, Ohio". I live my life by that motto.
	6:13pm Just Ted: Egg, Larva, Pupa, Fly also from Wake and Bake.
	6:13pm RAWisROLLIE: I don't have any Maggot Stories, but if the topic changes to Weevil Stories, I can tell you that accidentally prepared rice for my pregnant wife and I. I thought the rice was filled with little spices, but, oops, after we both ate a bunch, I noticed the spice had legs. They even survived the boiling water.
	6:14pm mary: can't listen , I'm wretching but will tune in next wk
	6:14pm Just Ted: Maggots have a valid medical use: maggot debridement therapy
	6:14pm BennettCap: Robyn, just replace the word "baby" with "maggot" in every song.
	6:14pm Moondog: Maggots are creatures of the night. They once made a nighttime raid from my kitchen trashcan to my hallway, in ridiculous numbers. My roommate came home drunk that night and completely panicked, thinking she was hallucinating.
	6:15pm Just Ted: Somebody needs to call in with that. Went to the doctors today for a maggot treatment.
	6:15pm shtup maggot: is there any consequence to eating maggots?
	6:15pm redd: I found a fly in my spaghetti.. In the middle of it. I had eaten half of it before noticing it. I couldnt eat pasta for years
	6:15pm Carmichael: This guy needs to be in the same room as the phone.
	6:16pm six: that story is not awesome, that story is disgusting, i'm dying
	6:16pm madman: YES
	6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'd bet that maggots would be a valuable source of protein.
	6:17pm dale: my recently passed nephew had brain surgery. they cut his skull top off and sewed it into his chest to keep it alive. medicine can be weird.
	6:17pm Joe: @FRANNY - Did you just say "you want TIT"?????
	6:17pm robyn: starts with kittens, topic is maggots... do not want
	6:18pm Just Ted: Maggot Therapy: www.monarchlabs.com...
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots eat dead flesh
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots are little dragons
	6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maggots = flesh-eating caterpillars
	6:19pm Just Ted: Flour bugs weird me out.
	6:19pm dale: raccoons burrow into the butts of dead animals like deer so that maggots get laid there and then the raccoons feast on the maggots.
	6:19pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn ughhh that was the one sad thing with South America and stray animals. They were usually well fed(saw a dog with dreadlocks eat a plate of cheese fries) but they're in pretty rough shape on the wound front and it was grosssss
	6:19pm Just Ted: Smashed it with a rock
	6:19pm Just Ted: I bet.
	6:19pm giraffe-o: What? Did Frangry really not know that common maggots are housefly larvae??
	6:19pm Slick Goldtooth: Felinicide next week's topic
	6:19pm Just Ted: Told you!!!!
	6:19pm dale: horrible woman to kill a kitten.
	6:20pm MONEYBAG$: this show is so disgusting it should not be archived
	6:20pm Redd: Put the poor thing out of its misery.
	6:20pm BnowB: omg laughing so much
	6:20pm robyn: Welp, this is definitely not Broad City.
	6:20pm cosmic matrix: you guys, that's country living.
	6:20pm medson: Hello Franny and Michele
	6:20pm TehBadDr: Putting that kitten out quick that way was humane!
	6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY: Coup de Grace the ki-TEN!!!
	6:20pm Just Ted: Its a common method of killing things when you don't know how.
	6:20pm cosmic matrix: it was euthenasia
	6:21pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn, uhhh yepp
	6:21pm Old Dave: WW2 Vet friend proudly told me they were so glad to get candy bars one Christmas. He and the others had to pick the maggots out before eating them. They all survived. The men did, not the immature flies... Didn't George Burns tell a similar story?
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: She then licked the maggots off the kill stone
	6:21pm cosmic matrix: oh no! i kant spel enymore!
	6:21pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: I had to do that to a squirming, dying baby squirrel that was in my roof. I understand.
	6:22pm cosmic matrix: Don't freak out on the caller! That was the right thing to do in the country.
	6:22pm cosmic matrix: hahahha this is the best call.
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY, Animal Assassin
	6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: Should've sprayed the kitten with Deep Woods Off. But then you'd have maggot-eating critters eating the dead maggots out of the kitten's ribcage.
	6:22pm dale: old dave - george burns had to pick the maggots off gracie allen before eating her
	6:22pm JM: A lot of psychopaths abused animals when they were young
	6:23pm Redd: My cat maimed a bird and it was suffering So I Crushed its skull with some rebar.
	6:23pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY doesn't know many things...
	6:23pm dale: sarah is on the death list
	6:23pm BennettCap: In all this mercy murder outrage, did anyone notice that they both said "Kit-ten"? I guess they got that from Marc Maron.
	6:23pm WFMU listener WADE: kitTen
	6:23pm common: maggots! sorry. just got here. hello!
	6:23pm stupidcrap: nah,LIKE bringing it to a vet couldn't possibly have LIKE been an option.
	6:24pm geoff mcq: This is unsavoury radio
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: Can Maggots breathe underwater like Michele?
	6:24pm Slick Goldtooth: She's probably dialing in that call with a iphone case made out of human flesh
	6:24pm TehBadDr: Sarah seemed OK, the weirdos reaction, not!
	6:24pm robyn: maggots up the butt... Richard Gere, call in!
	6:24pm Ken From Hyde Park: That wasn't Sarah from Kansas City from Dave Hill's show, was it?
	6:24pm common: kitten
	6:24pm Frangry: LOL robyn
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: She would be great on "Naked and Afraid"
	6:25pm medson: this guy is soooo slow
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Exploring an abandoned building seems like a male activity...
	6:26pm fudz: team//didn't google "maggot"
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Human Corpse Maggots are the worst maggots
	6:27pm Redd: urban exploring is baller.
	6:27pm Jersey: i ate a peice of stuffed white pizza for lunch today
	6:28pm v-dawg: About 3 years ago, my sister found a kitten with insects on its face. I cannot confirm if they were maggots. She cleaned it off, and gave it to a friend who does animal fostering. Due to the overpopulation of cats in the area, partially caused by her neighbor, her neighbor accused her of just taking the kitten for euthanasia. The last I heard, the cat was alive, healthy, and happy.
	6:28pm Jersey: went back to the jobsite and barfed it up behind a tree
	6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: How come mag-got doesn't sound the same as kit-ten when Michele says it.
	6:28pm fudz: male activity... what is even the point of having this thought & "out loud"?
	6:29pm miles: speak up rooster
	6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY: The Conqueror Worm
	6:29pm Jersey: theres probably maggots on it by now...
	6:29pm dale: v-dawg - probably ticks
	6:29pm Slick Goldtooth: Not maggot but a friend of my dad's thought he had brain cancer and the doctors didn't know why he had all these weird ringings in his ear and it turns out he had a cricket's leg lodged in his ear and something with the shape of their legs caused all sorts of weird noises in his head.
	6:29pm Just Ted: @Jersey thats primo maggot food now.
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: Rooster's parenting skills are great...aside from his offspring being in prison and all...
	6:31pm robyn: @Slick :( re: South America. its awful to see what animals look like here. my shelter tours before I got Donut were depressing af
	6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY: How about a story of a puppy with lots of maggots...
	6:31pm Just Ted: I've got 2 maggot stories and a killing an animal with a big rock story. But why bother after the kit-ten killing.
	6:32pm Old Dave: My adopted son Matt W needs to call in and save this show soon. Garbage being the ideal environment for maggots. Just make up a story, Matt.
	6:32pm meow: thank u v-dawg.
	6:32pm ceedubbles: Georgetown Dental School, Southeast DC, early '80s, lots of practice on the least fortunate of society. One guy would "lose" his gold tooth like clockwork every month, 3x before he was cut off. One patient wasn't treated, he was pushed back to the hygienist for a "septic condition" on his abcessed gums. Yep, a Street bum with a mouth full of maggots.
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: A Spelunkers
	6:32pm Just Ted: this is the second time spelunking has come up on the show.
	6:32pm Just Ted: This guy is a "trekker" vs. "trekkie" guy
	6:33pm WFMU listener WADE: Necrotic Horse
	6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY: Was it Black Beauty?
	6:33pm dale: was it a midget horse?
	6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY: It was more of a crevice...
	6:33pm RAWisROLLIE: Margot Robbie could easily have been Maggot Robbie if her parents had bad handwriting when filling out her birth certificate.
	6:34pm miles: some lady on the bus (who is a space invader) just told me that I look like Tom Cruise. I replied with a 'thank you?' . I look nothing like tom cruise
	6:34pm common: poor horsey
	6:34pm dale: backwards talking horse?
	6:34pm ceedubbles: pushed back to the hygienist for a "septic condition," his abcessed molars were being cleaned by a mouthful of live writhing maggots.
	6:34pm TehBadDr: Spelunking, finding your way deep into the dark dank cave, heh!
	6:34pm dale: mister dead?
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't look a dead horse in the mouth...
	6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park: Was it Mr. Ed, the talking horse?
	6:34pm WFMU listener WADE: Tip of the Tongue. Top of the Teeth
	6:35pm Just Ted: "How did the horse get in the crack?" Thats a mental image.
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele can breathe underground too!
	6:36pm Old Dave: Trust me, a horse will find any way available to get itself hurt. Falling in a hole is easy for them!
	6:36pm Just Ted: THC slows down time.
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has Michele ever called one of her Exes a "MAGGOT?"
	6:36pm BnowB: No way just THC lol
	6:37pm miles: I'm off topic . I am soooooooooooooooooo sorry!
	6:37pm TehBadDr: You didn't post this weeks subject!11!1!11!11111!!!1 The Horrors!1!11!1
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots are more of a Third World Problem Does Franny's Mom have any good maggot stories?
	6:37pm geoff mcq: @miles I thought your Tom Cruise story was perfect for maggot night tbh
	6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: On the farm, we'd have a dead cow out in the pasture occasionally. There would be maggots from head to hoof. We'd throw rocks at them and watch the maggots scatter.
	6:38pm dale: three pet maggots?
	6:38pm Just Ted: If maggots feed on rotting edibles, could you get high off them? I mean dry and smoke them, eating them might be gross.
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: Weird Voice, right?
	6:39pm dale: my brother had dairy cows - one had a wound on it's back and it got filled with maggots. he poured pine sol all over the wound to sanitize it.
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots are our Friends...
	6:40pm Just Ted: My grandfather cured my cousins cocker spaniel of a maggot infestation.
	6:40pm medson: She sounds like a character from the movie Freaks
	6:40pm duh: road to hell... paved by...
	6:40pm dale: i don't think maggots just stop when the dead flesh is gone and they just continue to munch away.
	6:40pm BnowB: Botflies (Maggots) in Cats,, technically..
	6:40pm robyn: this is entering to Maury by way of Animal Planet territory
	6:41pm dale: i'd name my one eyed cat sandy duncan
	6:41pm TehBadDr: Does Frangry have a mom? I thought she was decanted!
	6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY: Cauterize the kitten eye with red hot iron...that's the humane thing to do...
	6:41pm miles: I dig the first world cruelty of this show
	6:42pm BADBRAIN: my friend had a cat with one eye "leo" left eye only.
	6:42pm Just Ted: @Robyn could you imagine Maury with a stud horse and a bunch of phillies. "You are NOT the father..."
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: We're not sure if FRANNY had a Mom...
	6:42pm dale: annette funny cello
	6:43pm robyn: wait when was prisoner of love?
	6:43pm Just Ted: Next season on Comedy Central "Joy and Annette"
	6:43pm wittsend: i'd quote russ columbo if i could too
	6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park: Combining last week's topic with this week's: My first world problem is that I have to listen to gross and disgusting maggot stories.
	6:43pm Mr. Katz: Was that Joy from the future?
	6:43pm Cheri Pi: it's good to know we're all half drunk
	6:43pm miles: prisoner of love is a song from 1931
	6:43pm medson: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
	6:43pm BnowB: prisoner of love - song www.youtube.com...
	6:43pm dale: give annette and sarah a fill-in.
	6:44pm groucho: Hi from England, My Girlfriend and I adopt old FIV-riddled cats. I'm so glad she's not listening tonight because she'd cry for the rest of the weekend. I'm loving it though! Onward, weirdos!
	6:44pm dale: heartworming story?
	6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did Michele go to 'PIZZA FEST?"
	6:44pm Old Dave: Agua Oxigenada aka Hydrogen Peroxide. Does a lot of counter-infectious good. Keep a bottle handy! By the time maggots are working, you are going to be gangrene-prone.
	6:44pm TehBadDr: Quiet hipster from Williams burgh calls in.
	6:44pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: Insectropolis in Toms River, nj. Go to see the feeding of the cave roaches or pet a tarantula.
	6:44pm JM: Where's the maggots?
	6:45pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: So soft
	6:45pm groucho: I've never seen a maggot in my life, does that make me a square? My grandad worked in a maggot farm when he was young.
	6:45pm dale: groucho - we took in a stray with fiv - vets made it seem like the end of the world but 7 years later he's a big part of our family and the other kitties love him
	6:45pm Redd: DEAD ANIMALS IN THE WOODS With Frangry and MIchele
	6:46pm BnowB: road kill
	6:47pm dale: michele just does the show for the drug connections
	6:47pm robyn: @grucho my grandpa walked through ten miles of maggots to go to school every morning. we're a lucky generation.
	6:47pm weeble: is it cool? is it?
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Have you guys ever watched fast motion films of animal corpses being devoured by maggots? Check them out!
	6:47pm WFMU listener WADE: homeless diabetes
	6:48pm Just Ted: Just hack off the leg. With a rock.
	6:48pm medson: diabetes and loose sneakers
	6:49pm WFMU listener WADE: open sores and they can't feel the cuts
	6:49pm WFMU listener WADE: and mental illness
	6:49pm dale: sarah would just bash those homeless brains in with a brick
	6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park: Diabetes can lead to poor circulation in the extremities, which probably makes things worse.
	6:50pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: This may be one of the greatest hours in wfmu history
	6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY: Time lapse films of maggots eating corpses
	6:50pm WFMU listener WADE: Sarah could just raw dawg saw a foot off
	6:50pm weeble: yes she would, she saw it in a movie
	6:50pm Just Ted: well if you're googling videos www.youtube.com...
	6:50pm TehBadDr: Open sores? Just apply tehbaddr's salve!
	6:50pm groucho: @dale you're a good man. I'd only adopt old, 'unadoptable' animals. I hate going to the rescue centre and seeing the same cats year after year while the young ones get rehomed so easily. it's heartbreaking. However, if thwey had maggots on them I'd make them kiss the curb asap.
	6:51pm TehBadDr: Christ Oreos?
	6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots prefer Chips Ahoy!
	6:52pm Carmichael: Rocks fix everything.
	6:52pm dale: groucho, i would do that too, take in the older ones so they get a taste of cushy life. all of our cats find us however
	6:53pm dale: 3 out of 4 maggots prefer little debbies.
	6:53pm Old Dave: The disco rice can appear in rich peoples' homes suddenly. I seen 'em!
	6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY: Could maggots clean my apartment? Like a maggot rhumba?
	6:53pm robyn: if you're going to be haunted, being haunted by a little maggot-kitten ain't so bad
	6:54pm Just Ted: A Kitten T-shirt? To remind her of her good-dead/crime.
	6:54pm Sarah: Is it 201-209-9368?????
	6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: Next week: Tell us your raw sewage stories!
	6:54pm TehBadDr: HA~ Disco Rice! Brilliant!
	6:54pm dale: light fixture globes are always filled with dead flies.
	6:54pm weeble: yeah don't tell me she didn't get some twisted, self-righteous thrill out of it.... & why share it if you truly regretted it? THANK U PPL
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele's gonna need an enormous headstone...
	6:54pm medson: wake n bake
	6:55pm Jeff: EWWWWW!
	6:55pm Just Ted: Bleach baths, don't knock them until you try them.
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots Keep Falling On My Head...
	6:55pm dale: i used to love baths. mainly because my landlord kept my heat at about 55
	6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY: So he can PISS ON YOU, MICHELE?
	6:56pm TehBadDr: Oh, the reveal! (shudders)!
	6:56pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: It's like we're all married to Pidge now. The worms.
	6:56pm dale: michele's other best quote - frangry - 'anal sex hurts' michele - ' not the way i do it'
	6:56pm robyn: I like to take a shower with a maggot, and a bath with the egg.
	6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele, wanna hear a joke...PISSSSSSSSS
	6:57pm miles: there is NOTHINg as boring as a maggot story ...ho hum.. one time? I discovered this half eaten bluff ball under my grandma Sally's bed and when I grabbed it this gelatinous goo squirted. out from the center! as if that wasn't horrific enough when I when went to wipe it up it was a puddle of viscous bluff ball MAGGOTS!!!
	6:57pm Just Ted: What a show!
	6:58pm dale: reward barbarism - so heartless.
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Kitten-Killing Pays...
	6:58pm TehBadDr: Sarah! Kit-Ten Killer! Hellz Yeah!
	6:58pm Just Ted: Darkness always wins.
	6:58pm Jordan: Great show ladies!!! (Maggots - you can make anything good)
	6:59pm applause: yep,the sociopath takes the top prize, so it's basically just like real life all over again
	6:59pm mile$: <3
	6:59pm Carmichael: Rocks always win.
	6:59pm madman: NO,OOOOOO
	6:59pm TehBadDr: Nothing Dark about what Sarah did!
	6:59pm BADBRAIN: next week baby animal killers
	6:59pm Just Ted: God a whole week before another show!
	6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maggot pie, it's what's for dessert!
	7:00pm Jordan: Sarah needs to be a guest on a future show........
	7:00pm applause: "Sarah" didn't know what the hell she was doing
	7:12pm maggotqueen: maggots, not a death sentence: http://woundcaresociety.org/how-to-clean-maggots-from-a-wound

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September 15, 2017: Maggot Stories

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Carmichael: RRRROOOOBBBOOOTTTSSS!!!!
	6:02pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone.
	6:02pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:03pm RAWisROLLIE: Good evening!
	6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hey, Sheila B. is joining the 40-year-old club Monday. Wish her a happy birthday from the SUW crew!
	6:04pm Old Dave: A show about "disco rice?" Really?
	6:04pm dale: this song is my ear worm
	6:04pm Just Ted: Really... Maggots? Happy Birthday Sheila!
	6:05pm RAWisROLLIE: There's always been a skip in that song
	6:05pm Just Ted: That skip has been there FOREVER!
	6:05pm dale: 'i'm too old to take things back' - i like that excuse!
	6:06pm Mr. Katz: If Ken's around, have him re-tell the story about the fish in the FMU dumpster.
	6:06pm geoff mcq: Evening all
	6:06pm TehBadDr: Hello weirdos, also fellow listeners.
	6:06pm robyn: Wake up maggot I think I got something to say to you It's late September and I really should be back at school I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used Oh maggot I couldn't have tried any more You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone You stole my heart and that's what really hurt
	6:06pm Just Ted: What is your name? reminds me of Cheech and Chongs "Let's Make a Dope Deal"
	6:07pm robyn: Written by Martin Quittenton, Roderick Stewart
	6:07pm Just Ted: @Frangry, Look, I take things literally. Kill me. I wasn't the only one.
	6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: The red light was totally vexing Nick the Bard on 7SD on Wednesday. It was driving him nuts.
	6:08pm BennettCap: Oh, Robyn. You won my burrowed heart.
	6:08pm Carmichael: Frangry is extra bitchy today.
	6:09pm Just Ted: Maggots are vital to life. I learned that on Wake and Bake this morning.
	6:09pm Walt: Not a personal story but I just saw "Suspiria" in a theater this past week. It has a scene where maggots fall down on girls living in a dormitory. And now you have this for a topic ...
	6:09pm Slick Goldtooth: Maggot Brain is a dope Funkadelic album
	6:10pm geoff mcq: Extra good calls in the fall y'all
	6:10pm dale: ooh, bought a case of friskies cat canned cat food wrapped in plastic at sams club. at home i slit the plastic and this horrible stench came out - i saw a could of busted open cans and maggots all over that you couldn't see in the plastic. i went back to sams club and took the cat food to customer service - the lady was like 'get it out of here! take it the dumpster outside!' if i had to smell it they should have to too.
	6:10pm RAWisROLLIE: The Maggot is a good Melvins album
	6:10pm robyn: @Bennett wish those were the real lyrics.
	6:10pm Just Ted: @Carmichael Makes me think Andy is staying in NJ today.
	6:10pm TehBadDr: I have a pretty good maggot story, maybe not as good as Chester the Party snake, but it is good.
	6:11pm Slick Goldtooth: Oh my god who needs the OJ trial when you got Shut Up Weirdo v. Broad City
	6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: Which are more important to medical science, maggots or leeches?
	6:11pm six: i'm already gagging
	6:12pm TehBadDr: Maggots, forensic medical sciences!
	6:12pm geoff mcq: "Never eat in Colombus, Ohio". I live my life by that motto.
	6:13pm Just Ted: Egg, Larva, Pupa, Fly also from Wake and Bake.
	6:13pm RAWisROLLIE: I don't have any Maggot Stories, but if the topic changes to Weevil Stories, I can tell you that accidentally prepared rice for my pregnant wife and I. I thought the rice was filled with little spices, but, oops, after we both ate a bunch, I noticed the spice had legs. They even survived the boiling water.
	6:14pm mary: can't listen , I'm wretching but will tune in next wk
	6:14pm Just Ted: Maggots have a valid medical use: maggot debridement therapy
	6:14pm BennettCap: Robyn, just replace the word "baby" with "maggot" in every song.
	6:14pm Moondog: Maggots are creatures of the night. They once made a nighttime raid from my kitchen trashcan to my hallway, in ridiculous numbers. My roommate came home drunk that night and completely panicked, thinking she was hallucinating.
	6:15pm Just Ted: Somebody needs to call in with that. Went to the doctors today for a maggot treatment.
	6:15pm shtup maggot: is there any consequence to eating maggots?
	6:15pm redd: I found a fly in my spaghetti.. In the middle of it. I had eaten half of it before noticing it. I couldnt eat pasta for years
	6:15pm Carmichael: This guy needs to be in the same room as the phone.
	6:16pm six: that story is not awesome, that story is disgusting, i'm dying
	6:16pm madman: YES
	6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'd bet that maggots would be a valuable source of protein.
	6:17pm dale: my recently passed nephew had brain surgery. they cut his skull top off and sewed it into his chest to keep it alive. medicine can be weird.
	6:17pm Joe: @FRANNY - Did you just say "you want TIT"?????
	6:17pm robyn: starts with kittens, topic is maggots... do not want
	6:18pm Just Ted: Maggot Therapy: www.monarchlabs.com...
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots eat dead flesh
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots are little dragons
	6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maggots = flesh-eating caterpillars
	6:19pm Just Ted: Flour bugs weird me out.
	6:19pm dale: raccoons burrow into the butts of dead animals like deer so that maggots get laid there and then the raccoons feast on the maggots.
	6:19pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn ughhh that was the one sad thing with South America and stray animals. They were usually well fed(saw a dog with dreadlocks eat a plate of cheese fries) but they're in pretty rough shape on the wound front and it was grosssss
	6:19pm Just Ted: Smashed it with a rock
	6:19pm Just Ted: I bet.
	6:19pm giraffe-o: What? Did Frangry really not know that common maggots are housefly larvae??
	6:19pm Slick Goldtooth: Felinicide next week's topic
	6:19pm Just Ted: Told you!!!!
	6:19pm dale: horrible woman to kill a kitten.
	6:20pm MONEYBAG$: this show is so disgusting it should not be archived
	6:20pm Redd: Put the poor thing out of its misery.
	6:20pm BnowB: omg laughing so much
	6:20pm robyn: Welp, this is definitely not Broad City.
	6:20pm cosmic matrix: you guys, that's country living.
	6:20pm medson: Hello Franny and Michele
	6:20pm TehBadDr: Putting that kitten out quick that way was humane!
	6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY: Coup de Grace the ki-TEN!!!
	6:20pm Just Ted: Its a common method of killing things when you don't know how.
	6:20pm cosmic matrix: it was euthenasia
	6:21pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn, uhhh yepp
	6:21pm Old Dave: WW2 Vet friend proudly told me they were so glad to get candy bars one Christmas. He and the others had to pick the maggots out before eating them. They all survived. The men did, not the immature flies... Didn't George Burns tell a similar story?
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: She then licked the maggots off the kill stone
	6:21pm cosmic matrix: oh no! i kant spel enymore!
	6:21pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: I had to do that to a squirming, dying baby squirrel that was in my roof. I understand.
	6:22pm cosmic matrix: Don't freak out on the caller! That was the right thing to do in the country.
	6:22pm cosmic matrix: hahahha this is the best call.
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY, Animal Assassin
	6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: Should've sprayed the kitten with Deep Woods Off. But then you'd have maggot-eating critters eating the dead maggots out of the kitten's ribcage.
	6:22pm dale: old dave - george burns had to pick the maggots off gracie allen before eating her
	6:22pm JM: A lot of psychopaths abused animals when they were young
	6:23pm Redd: My cat maimed a bird and it was suffering So I Crushed its skull with some rebar.
	6:23pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANNY doesn't know many things...
	6:23pm dale: sarah is on the death list
	6:23pm BennettCap: In all this mercy murder outrage, did anyone notice that they both said "Kit-ten"? I guess they got that from Marc Maron.
	6:23pm WFMU listener WADE: kitTen
	6:23pm common: maggots! sorry. just got here. hello!
	6:23pm stupidcrap: nah,LIKE bringing it to a vet couldn't possibly have LIKE been an option.
	6:24pm geoff mcq: This is unsavoury radio
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: Can Maggots breathe underwater like Michele?
	6:24pm Slick Goldtooth: She's probably dialing in that call with a iphone case made out of human flesh
	6:24pm TehBadDr: Sarah seemed OK, the weirdos reaction, not!
	6:24pm robyn: maggots up the butt... Richard Gere, call in!
	6:24pm Ken From Hyde Park: That wasn't Sarah from Kansas City from Dave Hill's show, was it?
	6:24pm common: kitten
	6:24pm Frangry: LOL robyn
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: She would be great on "Naked and Afraid"
	6:25pm medson: this guy is soooo slow
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Exploring an abandoned building seems like a male activity...
	6:26pm fudz: team//didn't google "maggot"
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Human Corpse Maggots are the worst maggots
	6:27pm Redd: urban exploring is baller.
	6:27pm Jersey: i ate a peice of stuffed white pizza for lunch today
	6:28pm v-dawg: About 3 years ago, my sister found a kitten with insects on its face. I cannot confirm if they were maggots. She cleaned it off, and gave it to a friend who does animal fostering. Due to the overpopulation of cats in the area, partially caused by her neighbor, her neighbor accused her of just taking the kitten for euthanasia. The last I heard, the cat was alive, healthy, and happy.
	6:28pm Jersey: went back to the jobsite and barfed it up behind a tree
	6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: How come mag-got doesn't sound the same as kit-ten when Michele says it.
	6:28pm fudz: male activity... what is even the point of having this thought & "out loud"?
	6:29pm miles: speak up rooster
	6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY: The Conqueror Worm
	6:29pm Jersey: theres probably maggots on it by now...
	6:29pm dale: v-dawg - probably ticks
	6:29pm Slick Goldtooth: Not maggot but a friend of my dad's thought he had brain cancer and the doctors didn't know why he had all these weird ringings in his ear and it turns out he had a cricket's leg lodged in his ear and something with the shape of their legs caused all sorts of weird noises in his head.
	6:29pm Just Ted: @Jersey thats primo maggot food now.
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: Rooster's parenting skills are great...aside from his offspring being in prison and all...
	6:31pm robyn: @Slick :( re: South America. its awful to see what animals look like here. my shelter tours before I got Donut were depressing af
	6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY: How about a story of a puppy with lots of maggots...
	6:31pm Just Ted: I've got 2 maggot stories and a killing an animal with a big rock story. But why bother after the kit-ten killing.
	6:32pm Old Dave: My adopted son Matt W needs to call in and save this show soon. Garbage being the ideal environment for maggots. Just make up a story, Matt.
	6:32pm meow: thank u v-dawg.
	6:32pm ceedubbles: Georgetown Dental School, Southeast DC, early '80s, lots of practice on the least fortunate of society. One guy would "lose" his gold tooth like clockwork every month, 3x before he was cut off. One patient wasn't treated, he was pushed back to the hygienist for a "septic condition" on his abcessed gums. Yep, a Street bum with a mouth full of maggots.
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: A Spelunkers
	6:32pm Just Ted: this is the second time spelunking has come up on the show.
	6:32pm Just Ted: This guy is a "trekker" vs. "trekkie" guy
	6:33pm WFMU listener WADE: Necrotic Horse
	6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY: Was it Black Beauty?
	6:33pm dale: was it a midget horse?
	6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY: It was more of a crevice...
	6:33pm RAWisROLLIE: Margot Robbie could easily have been Maggot Robbie if her parents had bad handwriting when filling out her birth certificate.
	6:34pm miles: some lady on the bus (who is a space invader) just told me that I look like Tom Cruise. I replied with a 'thank you?' . I look nothing like tom cruise
	6:34pm common: poor horsey
	6:34pm dale: backwards talking horse?
	6:34pm ceedubbles: pushed back to the hygienist for a "septic condition," his abcessed molars were being cleaned by a mouthful of live writhing maggots.
	6:34pm TehBadDr: Spelunking, finding your way deep into the dark dank cave, heh!
	6:34pm dale: mister dead?
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't look a dead horse in the mouth...
	6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park: Was it Mr. Ed, the talking horse?
	6:34pm WFMU listener WADE: Tip of the Tongue. Top of the Teeth
	6:35pm Just Ted: "How did the horse get in the crack?" Thats a mental image.
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele can breathe underground too!
	6:36pm Old Dave: Trust me, a horse will find any way available to get itself hurt. Falling in a hole is easy for them!
	6:36pm Just Ted: THC slows down time.
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has Michele ever called one of her Exes a "MAGGOT?"
	6:36pm BnowB: No way just THC lol
	6:37pm miles: I'm off topic . I am soooooooooooooooooo sorry!
	6:37pm TehBadDr: You didn't post this weeks subject!11!1!11!11111!!!1 The Horrors!1!11!1
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots are more of a Third World Problem Does Franny's Mom have any good maggot stories?
	6:37pm geoff mcq: @miles I thought your Tom Cruise story was perfect for maggot night tbh
	6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: On the farm, we'd have a dead cow out in the pasture occasionally. There would be maggots from head to hoof. We'd throw rocks at them and watch the maggots scatter.
	6:38pm dale: three pet maggots?
	6:38pm Just Ted: If maggots feed on rotting edibles, could you get high off them? I mean dry and smoke them, eating them might be gross.
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: Weird Voice, right?
	6:39pm dale: my brother had dairy cows - one had a wound on it's back and it got filled with maggots. he poured pine sol all over the wound to sanitize it.
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots are our Friends...
	6:40pm Just Ted: My grandfather cured my cousins cocker spaniel of a maggot infestation.
	6:40pm medson: She sounds like a character from the movie Freaks
	6:40pm duh: road to hell... paved by...
	6:40pm dale: i don't think maggots just stop when the dead flesh is gone and they just continue to munch away.
	6:40pm BnowB: Botflies (Maggots) in Cats,, technically..
	6:40pm robyn: this is entering to Maury by way of Animal Planet territory
	6:41pm dale: i'd name my one eyed cat sandy duncan
	6:41pm TehBadDr: Does Frangry have a mom? I thought she was decanted!
	6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY: Cauterize the kitten eye with red hot iron...that's the humane thing to do...
	6:41pm miles: I dig the first world cruelty of this show
	6:42pm BADBRAIN: my friend had a cat with one eye "leo" left eye only.
	6:42pm Just Ted: @Robyn could you imagine Maury with a stud horse and a bunch of phillies. "You are NOT the father..."
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: We're not sure if FRANNY had a Mom...
	6:42pm dale: annette funny cello
	6:43pm robyn: wait when was prisoner of love?
	6:43pm Just Ted: Next season on Comedy Central "Joy and Annette"
	6:43pm wittsend: i'd quote russ columbo if i could too
	6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park: Combining last week's topic with this week's: My first world problem is that I have to listen to gross and disgusting maggot stories.
	6:43pm Mr. Katz: Was that Joy from the future?
	6:43pm Cheri Pi: it's good to know we're all half drunk
	6:43pm miles: prisoner of love is a song from 1931
	6:43pm medson: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
	6:43pm BnowB: prisoner of love - song www.youtube.com...
	6:43pm dale: give annette and sarah a fill-in.
	6:44pm groucho: Hi from England, My Girlfriend and I adopt old FIV-riddled cats. I'm so glad she's not listening tonight because she'd cry for the rest of the weekend. I'm loving it though! Onward, weirdos!
	6:44pm dale: heartworming story?
	6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did Michele go to 'PIZZA FEST?"
	6:44pm Old Dave: Agua Oxigenada aka Hydrogen Peroxide. Does a lot of counter-infectious good. Keep a bottle handy! By the time maggots are working, you are going to be gangrene-prone.
	6:44pm TehBadDr: Quiet hipster from Williams burgh calls in.
	6:44pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: Insectropolis in Toms River, nj. Go to see the feeding of the cave roaches or pet a tarantula.
	6:44pm JM: Where's the maggots?
	6:45pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: So soft
	6:45pm groucho: I've never seen a maggot in my life, does that make me a square? My grandad worked in a maggot farm when he was young.
	6:45pm dale: groucho - we took in a stray with fiv - vets made it seem like the end of the world but 7 years later he's a big part of our family and the other kitties love him
	6:45pm Redd: DEAD ANIMALS IN THE WOODS With Frangry and MIchele
	6:46pm BnowB: road kill
	6:47pm dale: michele just does the show for the drug connections
	6:47pm robyn: @grucho my grandpa walked through ten miles of maggots to go to school every morning. we're a lucky generation.
	6:47pm weeble: is it cool? is it?
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Have you guys ever watched fast motion films of animal corpses being devoured by maggots? Check them out!
	6:47pm WFMU listener WADE: homeless diabetes
	6:48pm Just Ted: Just hack off the leg. With a rock.
	6:48pm medson: diabetes and loose sneakers
	6:49pm WFMU listener WADE: open sores and they can't feel the cuts
	6:49pm WFMU listener WADE: and mental illness
	6:49pm dale: sarah would just bash those homeless brains in with a brick
	6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park: Diabetes can lead to poor circulation in the extremities, which probably makes things worse.
	6:50pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: This may be one of the greatest hours in wfmu history
	6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY: Time lapse films of maggots eating corpses
	6:50pm WFMU listener WADE: Sarah could just raw dawg saw a foot off
	6:50pm weeble: yes she would, she saw it in a movie
	6:50pm Just Ted: well if you're googling videos www.youtube.com...
	6:50pm TehBadDr: Open sores? Just apply tehbaddr's salve!
	6:50pm groucho: @dale you're a good man. I'd only adopt old, 'unadoptable' animals. I hate going to the rescue centre and seeing the same cats year after year while the young ones get rehomed so easily. it's heartbreaking. However, if thwey had maggots on them I'd make them kiss the curb asap.
	6:51pm TehBadDr: Christ Oreos?
	6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots prefer Chips Ahoy!
	6:52pm Carmichael: Rocks fix everything.
	6:52pm dale: groucho, i would do that too, take in the older ones so they get a taste of cushy life. all of our cats find us however
	6:53pm dale: 3 out of 4 maggots prefer little debbies.
	6:53pm Old Dave: The disco rice can appear in rich peoples' homes suddenly. I seen 'em!
	6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY: Could maggots clean my apartment? Like a maggot rhumba?
	6:53pm robyn: if you're going to be haunted, being haunted by a little maggot-kitten ain't so bad
	6:54pm Just Ted: A Kitten T-shirt? To remind her of her good-dead/crime.
	6:54pm Sarah: Is it 201-209-9368?????
	6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: Next week: Tell us your raw sewage stories!
	6:54pm TehBadDr: HA~ Disco Rice! Brilliant!
	6:54pm dale: light fixture globes are always filled with dead flies.
	6:54pm weeble: yeah don't tell me she didn't get some twisted, self-righteous thrill out of it.... & why share it if you truly regretted it? THANK U PPL
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele's gonna need an enormous headstone...
	6:54pm medson: wake n bake
	6:55pm Jeff: EWWWWW!
	6:55pm Just Ted: Bleach baths, don't knock them until you try them.
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: Maggots Keep Falling On My Head...
	6:55pm dale: i used to love baths. mainly because my landlord kept my heat at about 55
	6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY: So he can PISS ON YOU, MICHELE?
	6:56pm TehBadDr: Oh, the reveal! (shudders)!
	6:56pm Jeff of Fanwood NJ: It's like we're all married to Pidge now. The worms.
	6:56pm dale: michele's other best quote - frangry - 'anal sex hurts' michele - ' not the way i do it'
	6:56pm robyn: I like to take a shower with a maggot, and a bath with the egg.
	6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele, wanna hear a joke...PISSSSSSSSS
	6:57pm miles: there is NOTHINg as boring as a maggot story ...ho hum.. one time? I discovered this half eaten bluff ball under my grandma Sally's bed and when I grabbed it this gelatinous goo squirted. out from the center! as if that wasn't horrific enough when I when went to wipe it up it was a puddle of viscous bluff ball MAGGOTS!!!
	6:57pm Just Ted: What a show!
	6:58pm dale: reward barbarism - so heartless.
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Kitten-Killing Pays...
	6:58pm TehBadDr: Sarah! Kit-Ten Killer! Hellz Yeah!
	6:58pm Just Ted: Darkness always wins.
	6:58pm Jordan: Great show ladies!!! (Maggots - you can make anything good)
	6:59pm applause: yep,the sociopath takes the top prize, so it's basically just like real life all over again
	6:59pm mile$: <3
	6:59pm Carmichael: Rocks always win.
	6:59pm madman: NO,OOOOOO
	6:59pm TehBadDr: Nothing Dark about what Sarah did!
	6:59pm BADBRAIN: next week baby animal killers
	6:59pm Just Ted: God a whole week before another show!
	6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maggot pie, it's what's for dessert!
	7:00pm Jordan: Sarah needs to be a guest on a future show........
	7:00pm applause: "Sarah" didn't know what the hell she was doing
	7:12pm maggotqueen: maggots, not a death sentence: http://woundcaresociety.org/how-to-clean-maggots-from-a-wound

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from September 15, 2017

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