WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from March 2, 2018

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	6:02pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: YAY
	6:02pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone
	6:02pm All out Scott: let the weirdness begin
	6:03pm medson: Hey everyone
	6:03pm Third World Man: the song keeps skipping
	6:03pm bore: the supsense is killin me
	6:04pm common: is it over?
	6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: I ate a cheese sandwich once and hacked up a massive loogie.
	6:04pm Third World Man: show is over folks!
	6:05pm JP: Hello weirdos
	6:05pm Jiggling Buttocks: They put a MAN ON THE MOON...can they fix the skip in the INTRO!!!
	6:05pm Marcel M: It was a fun day to walk dogs.
	6:05pm northguineahills: I don't understand strip clubs, never go, but I've dated a stripper before (Hopes wife isn't on the comments board)
	6:06pm Jiggling Buttocks: Strippers say - FUCK YOU, FRANNY!!!
	6:06pm madman: HIGH-----LADIES AND LISTERNERS WELCOME TO RILEY OUR NOREASTER
	6:07pm Just Ted: Congratulations Frangry you have a J O B.
	6:07pm Jiggling Buttocks: FRANNY is a Whore-Easter...
	6:07pm Ciggy: Hey Weirdos. Everyone knows it's Windy.
	6:08pm bore: what color is it???
	6:08pm robyn: so it's a Johnny Mueller
	6:08pm Third World Man: hey michele if I pledge is 45 days until I pony up enough time? I just started a new job and my paychecks are lagging.
	6:09pm Noelle: Ladies - What size T-Shirts do YOU wear???
	6:09pm dale: mt hope is out. vassar station is out. it's armegeddon!
	6:09pm Rand al'Thor: Hey, all!
	6:09pm queems: you have to wear socks to bed in the winter, wtf
	6:10pm Darrin77NYC: Frozen and barren!
	6:10pm robyn: the best thing about sleeping is that moment you can kick off your socks in bed because it's so warm and comfy and you're about to sleep
	6:10pm dale: 3rd world dude - contact joe mcgasko. he's the head man on that.
	6:10pm common: man, I love socks.
	6:10pm Darrin77NYC: Merino wool socks WILL CHANGE you life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:10pm queems: my feet are freezing 24 hours. day
	6:10pm Third World Man: Joe who, dale?
	6:11pm CeeDubbles: I just went out and swept the warwagon clean in MY BARE FEET
	6:11pm Jiggling Buttocks: What KIND of socks? Which BRAND? Are they made of MERINO WOOL???
	6:12pm robyn: that being said someone walking around on the street or even in the driveway produces a visceral horror in me
	6:12pm common: agreed, robyn
	6:12pm bore: here's a classic life hack: wear the same jeans all week
	6:12pm Darrin77NYC: Darn Tough socks! Made in Vermont. Guaranteed for life. $20 a pair.... and worth every penny!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:12pm Jiggling Buttocks: “DARN TOUGH” are the BEST BRAND OF SOCKS, period...
	6:13pm yuppie: Definition of a preppie, gets out of the shower to per
	6:13pm dale: joe mcgasko - go to the monday 9 am schedule and that's joe's show. click on the link to contact him, he's the guy in charge of billing the pledgers.
	6:13pm Dan: Put shampoo on your hair before you get in the shower.
	6:13pm Jiggling Buttocks: Keep the pee-pee in the shower talk for the MARATHON!!!
	6:13pm robyn: opening a bottle of beer with another bottle of beer is way more impressive
	6:14pm dale: michele - get some slippery elm to sooth and coat.
	6:14pm common: or on a table
	6:14pm Dan: Do you have gurt?
	6:14pm Jiggling Buttocks: How much do I need to pledge to pee on Michele in the shower?
	6:15pm Noelle: @Robyn - That is more impressive!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:15pm Jiggling Buttocks: Michele is SAD GERD GIRL
	6:15pm Darrin77NYC: No mayo? Then how do you eat tuna or potato salad??????
	6:15pm dale: using toothpaste to polish your dull headlights is a life hack - a sandwich is NOT a life hack.
	6:15pm Darrin77NYC: JOE Mayo?
	6:15pm Dr Feelgood: Elevate the head of your bed 6" w a few books or bricks to reduce reflux symptoms overnight
	6:15pm robyn: yeah more like mayNO
	6:16pm six: make grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter
	6:16pm Jiggling Buttocks: Michele, a zero carb diet CURES GERD!!! LIFE HACK You’re Welcome...
	6:16pm dale: miracle whip for me!!!
	6:16pm Dan: Leave car windshield wipers up in the air in snow and ice storms.
	6:16pm dale: making soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker is a life hack.
	6:17pm stalvey: Alphabetize your canned goods. Save food prep time.
	6:18pm dale: instead of buying expensive things i find that shoplifting is a great life hack.
	6:18pm Darrin77NYC: It's not really a HACK, but spend money on THE BEST sheets. You'll love sleeping even more!!!!
	6:18pm Jiggling Buttocks: Your Life Hack is WEAK!!!
	6:18pm Dan: Thread count matters.
	6:19pm robyn: Life hack: learn how to not return messages/calls. Once you feel comfortable doing this your life will improve. Your on-demand attention is not needed and should not be expected.
	6:19pm queems: if you keep a big cardboard box in the back of your car you can bring all of your groceries inside at once
	6:19pm Jiggling Buttocks: Michele is ER-MAH-GERD-GIRL
	6:19pm common: live across the street from your beer store. and never practice music
	6:19pm Ciggy: Crack an egg into Changua.
	6:20pm dale: people don't understand what the term 'life hack' means - including the ladies.
	6:20pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: life hack, what a hipster topic. bleh
	6:20pm dale: okay, frangry understands. michele not so much.
	6:20pm Dan: Barefoot in bed socks everywhere else.
	6:20pm glenn: life hack - eight hours of sleep, and a reasonable diet. boom done.
	6:21pm Jiggling Buttocks: https://www.healthline.com/health/gerd/sex#1 Hey - GERD is bad for your SEX LIFE. LAME...
	6:21pm common: umbrellas are for suckers
	6:21pm Ciggy: Barefoot in the rain.
	6:21pm Mikeee: SUB TOPIC - Barefoot voters out there. WASH FEET BEFORE BED?? NOT WASH FEET BEFORE BED??
	6:21pm JC: My Life Hack for you two - STOP BEING HIPSTERS!!!!!!!!
	6:21pm You Phism: is this code, like "wearing a raincoat in the shower?"
	6:21pm madman: I HAVE A KID FOR ADOPTION
	6:21pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: hahahah, awesone.
	6:21pm bore: here's another classic hack: drink wine from a coffee mug
	6:22pm northguineahills: @queems: one canvass bag feeds me for every meal for two weeks+
	6:22pm robyn: what's the last block you gentrified
	6:22pm spacecowboy: put the crap you need for the next day in your car the night before so you dont forget it
	6:22pm six: pro tip: pour the end of a bag on chips into the end of a jar of salsa and eat that shit with a spoon like it's cereal.
	6:22pm mrdonutsu: "Life hacks" is such a millennial concept. No way around that...
	6:22pm VT Knit Girl: socks!
	6:22pm Darrin77NYC: NO... Wool is moisture wicking
	6:23pm Daniel: To avoid being asked to help your friends move, get a motorcycle
	6:23pm glenn: and don't forget where you parked your car.
	6:23pm EarlyMorningInSeoul: Life Hack - Scenario: You accidentally wrote on a whiteboard with permanent marker. If you write over the permanent marker with a dry erase marker, the chemicals in the dry erase marker can dissolve the permanent marker.
	6:23pm Mikeee: SUB TOPIC - Barefoot voters out there. WASH FEET BEFORE BED?? NOT WASH FEET BEFORE BED??
	6:23pm Jiggling Buttocks: Sweaty Feet are sexy...
	6:23pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: @mrdonutsu: milennial hipster terminology
	6:24pm bore: use dirty towels as a bath mat
	6:24pm CeeDubbles: @Dan, of course I raised the wiper arms in 'the Swedish Snow Salute' when brushing the Vulva
	6:24pm dale: soaking your feet in vinegar and then making salad dressing with that so as not to waste vinegar s a life hack.
	6:24pm Darrin77NYC: NOT wool.... anti-microbial!!!
	6:24pm Darrin77NYC: I know far too much about f'n socks
	6:25pm dale: ^ bore gets it. it's all about killing two birds.
	6:25pm Jiggling Buttocks: Bee Pollen is good for sweaty feet and GERD dontchaknow...
	6:26pm giraffe-o: Is weed still illegal in NYC and NJ?
	6:26pm Third World Man: I call BS...how can Michele not have a boyfriend when she is so pretty?
	6:27pm mmottel: massive brickwalling vocal mics :)
	6:27pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: you should say you are 'life hacky-sacking' to the police
	6:27pm Papa's Got A Brand New Guinea: @Frangry & @Michele: This!!! https://i.redd.it/itf0z5i309g01.jpg
	6:27pm Jordan: PEE & CUCUMBERS - Sounds like FRANNY back in college......
	6:28pm cklequ: At the end of a hard day I find that lying horizontally on a mattress with the lights switched off provides an ideal opportunity for sleep. Anybody have tips for unclogging a drain?
	6:28pm Jiggling Buttocks: LIFE HACK Make your drunk one-night-stand wear a diaper to bed in case he pees himself...
	6:28pm spacecowboy: shut up weirdo is all about extreme brickwalling!
	6:28pm dale: pooping in the shower? timesaver!
	6:28pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: cklequ: do you mean a 'life hack" for unclogging a drain?
	6:28pm madman: I HAD TIDE PODS FOR LUNCH---- AND GOT SICK
	6:29pm Third World Man: thenerdynurse.com...
	6:29pm O Pelegao: Buddy of mine was telling me how he called a Uber just to jump start his car.
	6:29pm mrdonutsu: You don't HAVE to wear makeup. How's that for a life hack?
	6:29pm Darrin77NYC: I live in Manhattan..... I can't have all the same color socks!
	6:30pm Jeff Moore: Cotton socks lead to footsweaty areas remaining sodden which will lead to the growth of of stinky stuff. Cotton socks are gross. Wool socks manage to keep that from happening. They're magical. And nice soft wool like Merino isn't even scratchy. But even with wool socks you shouldn't wear them for more than one day. Eww.
	6:30pm dale: cklequ - pour some baking soda down there. then pour vinegar in. or take the trap off and pour the hairy sludge out.
	6:30pm bore: turn off your screensaver at work so your boss thinks you aren't gone all day
	6:31pm six: magic eraser is made of shards of glass
	6:31pm northguineahills: My wife doesn't do her hair, but it's straight, and always perfect (but she otherwise spends a lot of time on her appearance). (she also is known to buy a lot of underwear rather do laundry [I have never done])
	6:31pm dale: i'm surprised michele doesn't turn her underwear inside out when it's laundry time.
	6:31pm Just Ted: Did you guys change the phone number? I'm calling but it just rings and rings?
	6:31pm fergus fergitful: put your car/house keys in the groceries you bought at lunch so you don't / can't forget then
	6:31pm Jiggling Buttocks: Michele, there are plenty of guys who would pay good money for your soiled underwear... LIFE HACK
	6:31pm wakka wakka: He said “keep a good supply! “ [of underwear] hehe
	6:31pm Jordan: @Franny - Does that story mean you get your nails done???????????
	6:31pm six: is literally cuts the dirt off a surface
	6:31pm dale: just ted they're probably in the upstairs studio.
	6:32pm cklequ: I think they're in a different studio, Ted.
	6:32pm queems: i don't have nails
	6:33pm Matt_E: Bring a juicy piece of fruit in the shower - you can get real messy with it, then wash yourself off!
	6:33pm carrots: foldable chair that fits in the tub to sit while you shower when your hung over..
	6:33pm northguineahills: My wife does her own nails...
	6:33pm wakka wakka: I am a girl and I don’t get my nails done. Wtf is wrong with me
	6:33pm robyn: apparently clipping your nails at night is bad luck. did anyone else know this
	6:33pm Jiggling Buttocks: Where does Michele get her nails done? By a mortician?
	6:34pm northguineahills: I agree w/ Jeff, but living in a warm climate, there are not as much of an opportunity to wear them.
	6:34pm carrots: duck tape wallet!
	6:34pm carrots: leave an open bar of irish spring in your t-shirt drawer... which i do..
	6:34pm Jiggling Buttocks: DARN TOUGH SOCKS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
	6:34pm Noelle: Favorite nail place - "GET NAILED"!!!!!!!
	6:35pm dale: life hack - saute spinach in a bit of vinegar and chopped onion and garlic. then throw it out to make compost .
	6:35pm andyplants: Place an orange peel in your stash of weed, keeps it fresher and adds flavor
	6:35pm carrots: pizza box 10 galloon hat!
	6:35pm Jeff Moore: That partial-knot thing when plugging cords together is standard practice when setting up lighting instruments in a theater.
	6:35pm Matt_E: Buy striped sheets. You will always know which way to put them over your mattress
	6:36pm dale: yes - blacksmiths have been doing that for centuries.
	6:36pm robyn: @Matt_E are you really dining on luscious fruits in the shower like it's the last days of the roman empire
	6:36pm queems: NOPE
	6:36pm carrots: use the charcoal chimney as a burner and cook with a wok on it!
	6:37pm Matt_E: @robyn it's my breakfast most mornings
	6:37pm dale: when you have diarrhea use the toilet - life hack!
	6:37pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: life hack rhymes with butt crack
	6:37pm andyplants: To remove stink from a pair of shoes put them in the freezer overnight (in a plastic bag of course)
	6:37pm Jordan: @Michele - mushy CORN FLAKES are the best!!!!!
	6:37pm queems: isn't parfait just french
	6:37pm DC: Barfait!
	6:38pm northguineahills: @dale: so, that's what I've been doing wrong!
	6:38pm King Dean: Parfait means perfect in french
	6:38pm Jeff Moore: @northguineahills: I'd contend that light wool socks are all the more appropriate in warm climes and during the summer! Because those are the sweaty times.
	6:38pm Geoff in Ottawa: Will MIchele say 'souffle'?
	6:38pm robyn: @Matt_E that is gladiator af i am impressed matt
	6:39pm spacecowboy: will michele say wazzzzzzup!!!!!!!
	6:39pm carrots: when your sick puking with diarea, puke in the toilet and hang your ass over the tub!
	6:39pm Just Ted: parfait ming-ONG
	6:39pm northguineahills: Thanks Jeff, I'll look for some (my wool socks are all cold winter socks).
	6:40pm dale: northguinea - i learned that lesson the hard way.
	6:40pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: socks and sandals!
	6:41pm Just Ted: you don't sleep with socks, you hang your bare-foot off the side of the bed above the sheets for temperature regulation. DUH!
	6:41pm dale: 'what position are you in when you take your socks off?'
	6:41pm Jeff Moore: WTF is wrong with Michele and the word "parfait"? A parfait is practically anything done in layers, usually in a tallish glass vessel. A lot of super-tasty desserts are served that way, so you can dig down with the spoon and pick up a few interesting complementary flavors.
	6:41pm northguineahills: Socks and Sandals, a great NYC analogue techno band,,,,
	6:41pm King Dean: Life hack if you need to kll someone inject insulin between their toes, it will look like they died of natural causes and no one will see the injection welt
	6:42pm Jiggling Buttocks: Socks but NO PANTIES...WEIRD...
	6:42pm Jeff Moore: @NGH: check out the "Smartwool" brand.
	6:42pm queems: whoa king dean
	6:42pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: SOCKS & SANDALS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c-1eOzpS6o
	6:42pm Dale H: I saw a guy using a leaf blower to clear the snow off of in his driveway one time
	6:43pm dale: rooster prolly ha a lot of good prison hacks
	6:43pm robyn: ultimately, it all comes down to what you do on the toilet. you can use that time quite efficiently and probably do more than you admit
	6:43pm Just Ted: @Jeff Moore don't you mean "create a Taste Sensation"
	6:43pm Evan: More like Barfait
	6:44pm Jeff Moore: I get freaked out if I go to bed with socks on. I keep thinking they'll cut my circulation off in the night.
	6:44pm Luke: @Franny - I love girls naked except for socks - DEAR LORD!!!!!!
	6:44pm VT Knit Girl: what about the word Trifle? its a fancy parfait
	6:44pm queems: banana pudding is the best
	6:44pm Jiggling Buttocks: It’s wonder that Michele has GERD when she eats all kinds of CRAP!!!
	6:44pm Just Ted: Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey is banana ice-cream with walnuts and chocolate chunks.
	6:45pm robyn: sounds like the delicious taste of aspartame
	6:45pm northguineahills: @Jeff: done! danks!
	6:45pm Jiggling Buttocks: Prison Hacks
	6:46pm robyn: Mister Franny belongs in a Tom of Finland calendar
	6:46pm Just Ted: Does not work for me, because I don't make idle threats, I just remove my money and tell them to fuck-off.
	6:46pm Luke: CHUNKY MONKEY Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:46pm Evan: Lifehack: need more money? Mug someone!
	6:47pm Just Ted: @Robyn do I dare google Tom of Finland?
	6:47pm Jiggling Buttocks: Does FRANNY peel a banana correctly?
	6:48pm Jeff Moore: @Just Ted: iconic illustrations for the most manly men.
	6:48pm Frangry: CHUNKY MONKEY IS INCREDIBLE
	6:48pm mr clean: stop using soap except for your hands. and stop with the shampoo too!
	6:48pm Darrin77NYC: Michele... I'll sponsor your avocados
	6:48pm spacecowboy: that is a entirely legal defense
	6:48pm All out Scott: its not victimless if your tomato feels cheaper
	6:48pm Jordan: @Michele - I thought you ONLY ate KALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:48pm madman: I AGREE WITH MICHELLE
	6:48pm DonJuanTijuana: This comment board is such a sausage fest
	6:49pm Evan: Rooster Soup for the Soul
	6:49pm All out Scott: rooster definately barefoot
	6:49pm andyplants: Never expect anything, and you’ll never get let down
	6:49pm robyn: @ted tom of finland is cool, fear not
	6:49pm Just Ted: @Michele did you see "Just Eat It - A Food Waste Movie" documentary?
	6:50pm mr clean: you'll develop a wicked musk
	6:50pm robyn: is this rich kyle? keep her on the line!!!
	6:50pm All out Scott: rooster goes to church barefoot
	6:50pm Jiggling Buttocks: Your thieving is causing your GERD, Michele...You have bad conscience and it’s burning your insides...
	6:51pm robyn: my ASMR is beginning to TINGLE
	6:51pm giraffe-o: Robert Browning : "A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?"
	6:51pm Matt: Rules are meant to be stolen
	6:51pm Jiggling Buttocks: Hey Michele, member when your laptop got stolen? How did that feel?
	6:52pm Darrin77NYC: @robyn I listened to Heather Feather this afternoon! lololol
	6:52pm Tone Loc: @FRANNY - Did you ever suck an egg????
	6:52pm nick: if it's snowing, don't turn on your defroster and wipers, the snowflakes would melt and refreeze to your windshield. if you leave the windshield cold, they'll stay solid and slide over your car.
	6:52pm giraffe-o: life hack : "lobster jell-o"
	6:52pm Jiggling Buttocks: FRANNY, what are your go to MEALS to cook?
	6:52pm BennettCap: Michele, avocados are the last fruit or vegetable to worry about trusting pesticides and fertilizers. They're impenetrable. No residues. Strawberries are the worst offenders regarding chemical leftovers. But you can't steal them because of the carton.
	6:53pm Ken From Hyde Park: When packing a suitcase, roll up the shirts and stuff instead of folding. No wrinkles!
	6:53pm Mallory: you can just take the butter out of fridge a few hours early, and it softens without the beating!
	6:54pm queems: @mallory but then you don't have an excuse to beat something
	6:54pm DonJuanTijuana: who is this caller? that voice is SO HOT!!
	6:55pm Jiggling Buttocks: Fat Pants Hack for Greedy Slobs...
	6:56pm Mallory: lol @queems
	6:56pm Jeff Moore: Franny is right about simultaneous.
	6:56pm Kevin: @FRANNY - Are you hotter than your SISTER????
	6:57pm Jiggling Buttocks: FRANNY LIFE HACK Want to lower your rent? Have sex with your Landlord...
	6:57pm robyn: @Darrin I just turned it on. her voice annoyed me for 2 seconds and then it worked
	6:57pm andyplants: Always carry matches to avoid Leaving a bathroom smelling
	6:57pm dale: when you lose or gain weight you can put a new hole in your belt. voila - new belt!!
	6:58pm robyn: A purple, moist parfait on your party menu will send most of the people out of the room and allow you to cancel #lifehack
	6:58pm Mallory: the best is feminine fresh wipes just b4 coitus
	6:58pm dale: bush? not shaved?
	6:58pm Evan: but was she wearing socks?
	6:58pm Just Ted: An hour....
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR THE MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:58pm Mancunian: Life hack wipe your arse with baby wipes and socks on :)
	6:58pm BennettCap: I'm bringing parfait to the marathon. Clearly labeled.
	6:59pm Just Ted: Thats an awful long time to change...
	6:59pm Jiggling Buttocks: Naked...without SOCKS???
	6:59pm DonJuanTijuana: who wears fannypacks?
	6:59pm Darrin77NYC: @robyn sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk is her thing
	6:59pm Jiggling Buttocks: Just burn the bathroom down
	6:59pm Jordan: What was the FINAL COUNT on bare feet - socks??????????
	7:00pm madman: LATER LISTERNERS
	7:00pm Third World Man: First post!

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March 2, 2018: Life Hacks

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	6:02pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: YAY
	6:02pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone
	6:02pm All out Scott: let the weirdness begin
	6:03pm medson: Hey everyone
	6:03pm Third World Man: the song keeps skipping
	6:03pm bore: the supsense is killin me
	6:04pm common: is it over?
	6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: I ate a cheese sandwich once and hacked up a massive loogie.
	6:04pm Third World Man: show is over folks!
	6:05pm JP: Hello weirdos
	6:05pm Jiggling Buttocks: They put a MAN ON THE MOON...can they fix the skip in the INTRO!!!
	6:05pm Marcel M: It was a fun day to walk dogs.
	6:05pm northguineahills: I don't understand strip clubs, never go, but I've dated a stripper before (Hopes wife isn't on the comments board)
	6:06pm Jiggling Buttocks: Strippers say - FUCK YOU, FRANNY!!!
	6:06pm madman: HIGH-----LADIES AND LISTERNERS WELCOME TO RILEY OUR NOREASTER
	6:07pm Just Ted: Congratulations Frangry you have a J O B.
	6:07pm Jiggling Buttocks: FRANNY is a Whore-Easter...
	6:07pm Ciggy: Hey Weirdos. Everyone knows it's Windy.
	6:08pm bore: what color is it???
	6:08pm robyn: so it's a Johnny Mueller
	6:08pm Third World Man: hey michele if I pledge is 45 days until I pony up enough time? I just started a new job and my paychecks are lagging.
	6:09pm Noelle: Ladies - What size T-Shirts do YOU wear???
	6:09pm dale: mt hope is out. vassar station is out. it's armegeddon!
	6:09pm Rand al'Thor: Hey, all!
	6:09pm queems: you have to wear socks to bed in the winter, wtf
	6:10pm Darrin77NYC: Frozen and barren!
	6:10pm robyn: the best thing about sleeping is that moment you can kick off your socks in bed because it's so warm and comfy and you're about to sleep
	6:10pm dale: 3rd world dude - contact joe mcgasko. he's the head man on that.
	6:10pm common: man, I love socks.
	6:10pm Darrin77NYC: Merino wool socks WILL CHANGE you life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:10pm queems: my feet are freezing 24 hours. day
	6:10pm Third World Man: Joe who, dale?
	6:11pm CeeDubbles: I just went out and swept the warwagon clean in MY BARE FEET
	6:11pm Jiggling Buttocks: What KIND of socks? Which BRAND? Are they made of MERINO WOOL???
	6:12pm robyn: that being said someone walking around on the street or even in the driveway produces a visceral horror in me
	6:12pm common: agreed, robyn
	6:12pm bore: here's a classic life hack: wear the same jeans all week
	6:12pm Darrin77NYC: Darn Tough socks! Made in Vermont. Guaranteed for life. $20 a pair.... and worth every penny!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:12pm Jiggling Buttocks: “DARN TOUGH” are the BEST BRAND OF SOCKS, period...
	6:13pm yuppie: Definition of a preppie, gets out of the shower to per
	6:13pm dale: joe mcgasko - go to the monday 9 am schedule and that's joe's show. click on the link to contact him, he's the guy in charge of billing the pledgers.
	6:13pm Dan: Put shampoo on your hair before you get in the shower.
	6:13pm Jiggling Buttocks: Keep the pee-pee in the shower talk for the MARATHON!!!
	6:13pm robyn: opening a bottle of beer with another bottle of beer is way more impressive
	6:14pm dale: michele - get some slippery elm to sooth and coat.
	6:14pm common: or on a table
	6:14pm Dan: Do you have gurt?
	6:14pm Jiggling Buttocks: How much do I need to pledge to pee on Michele in the shower?
	6:15pm Noelle: @Robyn - That is more impressive!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:15pm Jiggling Buttocks: Michele is SAD GERD GIRL
	6:15pm Darrin77NYC: No mayo? Then how do you eat tuna or potato salad??????
	6:15pm dale: using toothpaste to polish your dull headlights is a life hack - a sandwich is NOT a life hack.
	6:15pm Darrin77NYC: JOE Mayo?
	6:15pm Dr Feelgood: Elevate the head of your bed 6" w a few books or bricks to reduce reflux symptoms overnight
	6:15pm robyn: yeah more like mayNO
	6:16pm six: make grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter
	6:16pm Jiggling Buttocks: Michele, a zero carb diet CURES GERD!!! LIFE HACK You’re Welcome...
	6:16pm dale: miracle whip for me!!!
	6:16pm Dan: Leave car windshield wipers up in the air in snow and ice storms.
	6:16pm dale: making soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker is a life hack.
	6:17pm stalvey: Alphabetize your canned goods. Save food prep time.
	6:18pm dale: instead of buying expensive things i find that shoplifting is a great life hack.
	6:18pm Darrin77NYC: It's not really a HACK, but spend money on THE BEST sheets. You'll love sleeping even more!!!!
	6:18pm Jiggling Buttocks: Your Life Hack is WEAK!!!
	6:18pm Dan: Thread count matters.
	6:19pm robyn: Life hack: learn how to not return messages/calls. Once you feel comfortable doing this your life will improve. Your on-demand attention is not needed and should not be expected.
	6:19pm queems: if you keep a big cardboard box in the back of your car you can bring all of your groceries inside at once
	6:19pm Jiggling Buttocks: Michele is ER-MAH-GERD-GIRL
	6:19pm common: live across the street from your beer store. and never practice music
	6:19pm Ciggy: Crack an egg into Changua.
	6:20pm dale: people don't understand what the term 'life hack' means - including the ladies.
	6:20pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: life hack, what a hipster topic. bleh
	6:20pm dale: okay, frangry understands. michele not so much.
	6:20pm Dan: Barefoot in bed socks everywhere else.
	6:20pm glenn: life hack - eight hours of sleep, and a reasonable diet. boom done.
	6:21pm Jiggling Buttocks: https://www.healthline.com/health/gerd/sex#1 Hey - GERD is bad for your SEX LIFE. LAME...
	6:21pm common: umbrellas are for suckers
	6:21pm Ciggy: Barefoot in the rain.
	6:21pm Mikeee: SUB TOPIC - Barefoot voters out there. WASH FEET BEFORE BED?? NOT WASH FEET BEFORE BED??
	6:21pm JC: My Life Hack for you two - STOP BEING HIPSTERS!!!!!!!!
	6:21pm You Phism: is this code, like "wearing a raincoat in the shower?"
	6:21pm madman: I HAVE A KID FOR ADOPTION
	6:21pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: hahahah, awesone.
	6:21pm bore: here's another classic hack: drink wine from a coffee mug
	6:22pm northguineahills: @queems: one canvass bag feeds me for every meal for two weeks+
	6:22pm robyn: what's the last block you gentrified
	6:22pm spacecowboy: put the crap you need for the next day in your car the night before so you dont forget it
	6:22pm six: pro tip: pour the end of a bag on chips into the end of a jar of salsa and eat that shit with a spoon like it's cereal.
	6:22pm mrdonutsu: "Life hacks" is such a millennial concept. No way around that...
	6:22pm VT Knit Girl: socks!
	6:22pm Darrin77NYC: NO... Wool is moisture wicking
	6:23pm Daniel: To avoid being asked to help your friends move, get a motorcycle
	6:23pm glenn: and don't forget where you parked your car.
	6:23pm EarlyMorningInSeoul: Life Hack - Scenario: You accidentally wrote on a whiteboard with permanent marker. If you write over the permanent marker with a dry erase marker, the chemicals in the dry erase marker can dissolve the permanent marker.
	6:23pm Mikeee: SUB TOPIC - Barefoot voters out there. WASH FEET BEFORE BED?? NOT WASH FEET BEFORE BED??
	6:23pm Jiggling Buttocks: Sweaty Feet are sexy...
	6:23pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: @mrdonutsu: milennial hipster terminology
	6:24pm bore: use dirty towels as a bath mat
	6:24pm CeeDubbles: @Dan, of course I raised the wiper arms in 'the Swedish Snow Salute' when brushing the Vulva
	6:24pm dale: soaking your feet in vinegar and then making salad dressing with that so as not to waste vinegar s a life hack.
	6:24pm Darrin77NYC: NOT wool.... anti-microbial!!!
	6:24pm Darrin77NYC: I know far too much about f'n socks
	6:25pm dale: ^ bore gets it. it's all about killing two birds.
	6:25pm Jiggling Buttocks: Bee Pollen is good for sweaty feet and GERD dontchaknow...
	6:26pm giraffe-o: Is weed still illegal in NYC and NJ?
	6:26pm Third World Man: I call BS...how can Michele not have a boyfriend when she is so pretty?
	6:27pm mmottel: massive brickwalling vocal mics :)
	6:27pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: you should say you are 'life hacky-sacking' to the police
	6:27pm Papa's Got A Brand New Guinea: @Frangry & @Michele: This!!! https://i.redd.it/itf0z5i309g01.jpg
	6:27pm Jordan: PEE & CUCUMBERS - Sounds like FRANNY back in college......
	6:28pm cklequ: At the end of a hard day I find that lying horizontally on a mattress with the lights switched off provides an ideal opportunity for sleep. Anybody have tips for unclogging a drain?
	6:28pm Jiggling Buttocks: LIFE HACK Make your drunk one-night-stand wear a diaper to bed in case he pees himself...
	6:28pm spacecowboy: shut up weirdo is all about extreme brickwalling!
	6:28pm dale: pooping in the shower? timesaver!
	6:28pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: cklequ: do you mean a 'life hack" for unclogging a drain?
	6:28pm madman: I HAD TIDE PODS FOR LUNCH---- AND GOT SICK
	6:29pm Third World Man: thenerdynurse.com...
	6:29pm O Pelegao: Buddy of mine was telling me how he called a Uber just to jump start his car.
	6:29pm mrdonutsu: You don't HAVE to wear makeup. How's that for a life hack?
	6:29pm Darrin77NYC: I live in Manhattan..... I can't have all the same color socks!
	6:30pm Jeff Moore: Cotton socks lead to footsweaty areas remaining sodden which will lead to the growth of of stinky stuff. Cotton socks are gross. Wool socks manage to keep that from happening. They're magical. And nice soft wool like Merino isn't even scratchy. But even with wool socks you shouldn't wear them for more than one day. Eww.
	6:30pm dale: cklequ - pour some baking soda down there. then pour vinegar in. or take the trap off and pour the hairy sludge out.
	6:30pm bore: turn off your screensaver at work so your boss thinks you aren't gone all day
	6:31pm six: magic eraser is made of shards of glass
	6:31pm northguineahills: My wife doesn't do her hair, but it's straight, and always perfect (but she otherwise spends a lot of time on her appearance). (she also is known to buy a lot of underwear rather do laundry [I have never done])
	6:31pm dale: i'm surprised michele doesn't turn her underwear inside out when it's laundry time.
	6:31pm Just Ted: Did you guys change the phone number? I'm calling but it just rings and rings?
	6:31pm fergus fergitful: put your car/house keys in the groceries you bought at lunch so you don't / can't forget then
	6:31pm Jiggling Buttocks: Michele, there are plenty of guys who would pay good money for your soiled underwear... LIFE HACK
	6:31pm wakka wakka: He said “keep a good supply! “ [of underwear] hehe
	6:31pm Jordan: @Franny - Does that story mean you get your nails done???????????
	6:31pm six: is literally cuts the dirt off a surface
	6:31pm dale: just ted they're probably in the upstairs studio.
	6:32pm cklequ: I think they're in a different studio, Ted.
	6:32pm queems: i don't have nails
	6:33pm Matt_E: Bring a juicy piece of fruit in the shower - you can get real messy with it, then wash yourself off!
	6:33pm carrots: foldable chair that fits in the tub to sit while you shower when your hung over..
	6:33pm northguineahills: My wife does her own nails...
	6:33pm wakka wakka: I am a girl and I don’t get my nails done. Wtf is wrong with me
	6:33pm robyn: apparently clipping your nails at night is bad luck. did anyone else know this
	6:33pm Jiggling Buttocks: Where does Michele get her nails done? By a mortician?
	6:34pm northguineahills: I agree w/ Jeff, but living in a warm climate, there are not as much of an opportunity to wear them.
	6:34pm carrots: duck tape wallet!
	6:34pm carrots: leave an open bar of irish spring in your t-shirt drawer... which i do..
	6:34pm Jiggling Buttocks: DARN TOUGH SOCKS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
	6:34pm Noelle: Favorite nail place - "GET NAILED"!!!!!!!
	6:35pm dale: life hack - saute spinach in a bit of vinegar and chopped onion and garlic. then throw it out to make compost .
	6:35pm andyplants: Place an orange peel in your stash of weed, keeps it fresher and adds flavor
	6:35pm carrots: pizza box 10 galloon hat!
	6:35pm Jeff Moore: That partial-knot thing when plugging cords together is standard practice when setting up lighting instruments in a theater.
	6:35pm Matt_E: Buy striped sheets. You will always know which way to put them over your mattress
	6:36pm dale: yes - blacksmiths have been doing that for centuries.
	6:36pm robyn: @Matt_E are you really dining on luscious fruits in the shower like it's the last days of the roman empire
	6:36pm queems: NOPE
	6:36pm carrots: use the charcoal chimney as a burner and cook with a wok on it!
	6:37pm Matt_E: @robyn it's my breakfast most mornings
	6:37pm dale: when you have diarrhea use the toilet - life hack!
	6:37pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: life hack rhymes with butt crack
	6:37pm andyplants: To remove stink from a pair of shoes put them in the freezer overnight (in a plastic bag of course)
	6:37pm Jordan: @Michele - mushy CORN FLAKES are the best!!!!!
	6:37pm queems: isn't parfait just french
	6:37pm DC: Barfait!
	6:38pm northguineahills: @dale: so, that's what I've been doing wrong!
	6:38pm King Dean: Parfait means perfect in french
	6:38pm Jeff Moore: @northguineahills: I'd contend that light wool socks are all the more appropriate in warm climes and during the summer! Because those are the sweaty times.
	6:38pm Geoff in Ottawa: Will MIchele say 'souffle'?
	6:38pm robyn: @Matt_E that is gladiator af i am impressed matt
	6:39pm spacecowboy: will michele say wazzzzzzup!!!!!!!
	6:39pm carrots: when your sick puking with diarea, puke in the toilet and hang your ass over the tub!
	6:39pm Just Ted: parfait ming-ONG
	6:39pm northguineahills: Thanks Jeff, I'll look for some (my wool socks are all cold winter socks).
	6:40pm dale: northguinea - i learned that lesson the hard way.
	6:40pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: socks and sandals!
	6:41pm Just Ted: you don't sleep with socks, you hang your bare-foot off the side of the bed above the sheets for temperature regulation. DUH!
	6:41pm dale: 'what position are you in when you take your socks off?'
	6:41pm Jeff Moore: WTF is wrong with Michele and the word "parfait"? A parfait is practically anything done in layers, usually in a tallish glass vessel. A lot of super-tasty desserts are served that way, so you can dig down with the spoon and pick up a few interesting complementary flavors.
	6:41pm northguineahills: Socks and Sandals, a great NYC analogue techno band,,,,
	6:41pm King Dean: Life hack if you need to kll someone inject insulin between their toes, it will look like they died of natural causes and no one will see the injection welt
	6:42pm Jiggling Buttocks: Socks but NO PANTIES...WEIRD...
	6:42pm Jeff Moore: @NGH: check out the "Smartwool" brand.
	6:42pm queems: whoa king dean
	6:42pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!: SOCKS & SANDALS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c-1eOzpS6o
	6:42pm Dale H: I saw a guy using a leaf blower to clear the snow off of in his driveway one time
	6:43pm dale: rooster prolly ha a lot of good prison hacks
	6:43pm robyn: ultimately, it all comes down to what you do on the toilet. you can use that time quite efficiently and probably do more than you admit
	6:43pm Just Ted: @Jeff Moore don't you mean "create a Taste Sensation"
	6:43pm Evan: More like Barfait
	6:44pm Jeff Moore: I get freaked out if I go to bed with socks on. I keep thinking they'll cut my circulation off in the night.
	6:44pm Luke: @Franny - I love girls naked except for socks - DEAR LORD!!!!!!
	6:44pm VT Knit Girl: what about the word Trifle? its a fancy parfait
	6:44pm queems: banana pudding is the best
	6:44pm Jiggling Buttocks: It’s wonder that Michele has GERD when she eats all kinds of CRAP!!!
	6:44pm Just Ted: Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey is banana ice-cream with walnuts and chocolate chunks.
	6:45pm robyn: sounds like the delicious taste of aspartame
	6:45pm northguineahills: @Jeff: done! danks!
	6:45pm Jiggling Buttocks: Prison Hacks
	6:46pm robyn: Mister Franny belongs in a Tom of Finland calendar
	6:46pm Just Ted: Does not work for me, because I don't make idle threats, I just remove my money and tell them to fuck-off.
	6:46pm Luke: CHUNKY MONKEY Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:46pm Evan: Lifehack: need more money? Mug someone!
	6:47pm Just Ted: @Robyn do I dare google Tom of Finland?
	6:47pm Jiggling Buttocks: Does FRANNY peel a banana correctly?
	6:48pm Jeff Moore: @Just Ted: iconic illustrations for the most manly men.
	6:48pm Frangry: CHUNKY MONKEY IS INCREDIBLE
	6:48pm mr clean: stop using soap except for your hands. and stop with the shampoo too!
	6:48pm Darrin77NYC: Michele... I'll sponsor your avocados
	6:48pm spacecowboy: that is a entirely legal defense
	6:48pm All out Scott: its not victimless if your tomato feels cheaper
	6:48pm Jordan: @Michele - I thought you ONLY ate KALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:48pm madman: I AGREE WITH MICHELLE
	6:48pm DonJuanTijuana: This comment board is such a sausage fest
	6:49pm Evan: Rooster Soup for the Soul
	6:49pm All out Scott: rooster definately barefoot
	6:49pm andyplants: Never expect anything, and you’ll never get let down
	6:49pm robyn: @ted tom of finland is cool, fear not
	6:49pm Just Ted: @Michele did you see "Just Eat It - A Food Waste Movie" documentary?
	6:50pm mr clean: you'll develop a wicked musk
	6:50pm robyn: is this rich kyle? keep her on the line!!!
	6:50pm All out Scott: rooster goes to church barefoot
	6:50pm Jiggling Buttocks: Your thieving is causing your GERD, Michele...You have bad conscience and it’s burning your insides...
	6:51pm robyn: my ASMR is beginning to TINGLE
	6:51pm giraffe-o: Robert Browning : "A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?"
	6:51pm Matt: Rules are meant to be stolen
	6:51pm Jiggling Buttocks: Hey Michele, member when your laptop got stolen? How did that feel?
	6:52pm Darrin77NYC: @robyn I listened to Heather Feather this afternoon! lololol
	6:52pm Tone Loc: @FRANNY - Did you ever suck an egg????
	6:52pm nick: if it's snowing, don't turn on your defroster and wipers, the snowflakes would melt and refreeze to your windshield. if you leave the windshield cold, they'll stay solid and slide over your car.
	6:52pm giraffe-o: life hack : "lobster jell-o"
	6:52pm Jiggling Buttocks: FRANNY, what are your go to MEALS to cook?
	6:52pm BennettCap: Michele, avocados are the last fruit or vegetable to worry about trusting pesticides and fertilizers. They're impenetrable. No residues. Strawberries are the worst offenders regarding chemical leftovers. But you can't steal them because of the carton.
	6:53pm Ken From Hyde Park: When packing a suitcase, roll up the shirts and stuff instead of folding. No wrinkles!
	6:53pm Mallory: you can just take the butter out of fridge a few hours early, and it softens without the beating!
	6:54pm queems: @mallory but then you don't have an excuse to beat something
	6:54pm DonJuanTijuana: who is this caller? that voice is SO HOT!!
	6:55pm Jiggling Buttocks: Fat Pants Hack for Greedy Slobs...
	6:56pm Mallory: lol @queems
	6:56pm Jeff Moore: Franny is right about simultaneous.
	6:56pm Kevin: @FRANNY - Are you hotter than your SISTER????
	6:57pm Jiggling Buttocks: FRANNY LIFE HACK Want to lower your rent? Have sex with your Landlord...
	6:57pm robyn: @Darrin I just turned it on. her voice annoyed me for 2 seconds and then it worked
	6:57pm andyplants: Always carry matches to avoid Leaving a bathroom smelling
	6:57pm dale: when you lose or gain weight you can put a new hole in your belt. voila - new belt!!
	6:58pm robyn: A purple, moist parfait on your party menu will send most of the people out of the room and allow you to cancel #lifehack
	6:58pm Mallory: the best is feminine fresh wipes just b4 coitus
	6:58pm dale: bush? not shaved?
	6:58pm Evan: but was she wearing socks?
	6:58pm Just Ted: An hour....
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR THE MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:58pm Mancunian: Life hack wipe your arse with baby wipes and socks on :)
	6:58pm BennettCap: I'm bringing parfait to the marathon. Clearly labeled.
	6:59pm Just Ted: Thats an awful long time to change...
	6:59pm Jiggling Buttocks: Naked...without SOCKS???
	6:59pm DonJuanTijuana: who wears fannypacks?
	6:59pm Darrin77NYC: @robyn sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk is her thing
	6:59pm Jiggling Buttocks: Just burn the bathroom down
	6:59pm Jordan: What was the FINAL COUNT on bare feet - socks??????????
	7:00pm madman: LATER LISTERNERS
	7:00pm Third World Man: First post!

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from March 2, 2018

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