WFMU: Garbage Time: Playlist from May 8, 2018

Listener comments!
	9:02am N.A.R.D.: a moist plinthe
	9:03am N.A.R.D.: Good Morning, Matt and fellow Garbagios. Boy it sure has been a long time since we've heard Matt on the air. Too long almost.
	9:04am βrian: Breakfast report: Three juicy, juicy mangoes, cold black coffee.
	9:04am Cal Zone!: Let the garbage flow from the brackish yet fecund bucket of songs!
	9:04am N.A.R.D.: I love mangoes. I hate cutting them, but they are delicious enough that I don't mind losing the occasional digit trying to cut one open
	9:05am pantz: Garbage! It's what's for dinner.
	9:05am βrian: They are a pain to slice, so I just peel them and eat over the sink. Kind of primal.
	9:06am N.A.R.D.: Dang. Like bachelor macaroni! That's brilliant Srian!
	9:07am tallbuildings: my favorite way to eat mangoes is from a street vendor who sells them pre-cut in a ziploc bag and provides you with a plastic fork to keep your hands juice-free.
	9:07am fred von helsing: Brackish & Fecund, Attorneys at Law
	9:07am pantz: Bachelor Macaroni ;)
	9:08am N.A.R.D.: My city is not so metropolitan as to have street vendors
	9:08am G: "Now it's garbage." - Walter Matthau 1968
	9:08am N.A.R.D.: Especially not street vendors who sell mangoes
	9:08am N.A.R.D.: Mangoes are probably a bit TOO ethnic for where I live.
	9:10am MUWFinMA: had anyone seen enophilia(sp?) recently? do they tour beyond ny/nj ?
	9:11am BronwynB: good morning matt and garbage friends
	9:11am βrian: Dunno, but I"m an oenophile, for sure.
	9:13am Matt Warwick: Good mornin' ya lil garbaggios
	9:13am N.A.R.D.: in unison GOOD MORNING DADDY GARBAGE
	9:13am Asheville Jon: good morning Matt!! awesome excellent morning show fill ins!
	9:14am Asheville Jon: ALL HAIL KING GARBAGE!
	9:15am pantz: Where did you find the dancing Station Manager Ken gif, Matt? He's really feeling it.
	9:17am Chris from DC: Oh yay, Human Adult Band.
	9:17am Asheville Jon: breakfast report: coffee and a butter rum muffin.
	9:18am Rich in NC: howdy matt
	9:19am N.A.R.D.: I had two sticks of leftover garlic cheese bread from Marco's and an RC Cola. The breakfast of champions, they say.
	9:19am Matt Warwick: Thank ya Jon! @pantz I think it's from his last trip to Cancun
	9:20am βrian: Ken looks as if he'd had a breakfast of champignons.
	9:21am Krys O.: Hey, Matt! I tried the cheesesteak from Beyond Pita last night. It was really good!
	9:21am Matt Warwick: YES. Now I need to go get another one
	9:22am fleep: Greetings to the Pope of Garbage and you wonderful acolytes
	9:23am fred: @pantz: I hear he's always dancing like that at 11am on Tuesdays
	9:23am N.A.R.D.: Trash be with you, Fleep.
	9:26am Beast of Boonton: They have some 'poopy flute' on this
	9:27am Rev. Turnip Druid: Who has garbage cake?
	9:27am pantz: @fred Ken is taking that ride, baby...
	9:29am mjgoins: garbage time!!!!!!!!
	9:29am N.A.R.D.: Is garbage cake a real thing? I've heard of dump cake.
	9:30am steveo: My co-op shift is smashing up rotten produce for the compost bins. The worst shift ever was the time we had 20 buckets full of mangoes. We felt it was our responsibility to use a shovel to split the pit on each one, so it could break down properly. I guess you could say I'm the king of co-op produce garbage. Which reminds me, hi Matt!
	9:31am David in London: Finally, the day’s meetings are over and I relax in the Garbage Lounge with a large martini.
	9:31am βrian: There is a pastry call Nun Farts, if that helps.
	9:36am βrian: Hey, the stream isn't supposed to drop out until 11:00.
	9:36am fred: @βrian: Indeed, it's called "pets de nonne" over here
	9:36am βrian: Ah, it's back.
	9:36am N.A.R.D.: I have heard of these nuns farts! Our high school french teacher brought them in once and loosely tied it into the lesson.
	9:38am N.A.R.D.: I need an echo machine for my office job.
	9:39am Rev. Turnip Druid: Spent three years of early childhood in catholic school. And while I never experienced proper nun farts, I did get a crippling distrust of leaders and a lifelong case of atheism. So, a win-win.
	9:40am AinAP: Your explorations of echo are always most amusing.
	9:41am N.A.R.D.: I went to a private school where the teachers were all hippies who taught me not to trust the man.
	9:42am steveo: great tune. I think it might be about drinking olive oil.
	9:43am queems: i’m late but hello
	9:48am fred: @N.A.R.D.: Does that mean they were better brainwashers than the Rev's, or that you just blew your cover as the FTC agent monitoring the station?
	9:48am Lewis: on Mangos: find the wide axis of the pit and slice along that side; flip around and do the same, now you have two nice pieces that are most of the mango. score from the flesh side toward the skin, first along the long axis and the perpendicular into about 3/4 inch chunks now invert the curve of the skin side and you have a nice bunch of chunks easily accessible. attach what is left on the pit in whatever fashion makes sense...
	9:50am David in London: @N.A.R.D - not enough modern commentary talks about ‘the Man’ anymore. Thanks for bringing it up.
	9:50am steveo: Mango. Mango. A mango. Mm, I love the taste. There's nothing better than when the juice runs down my face. Mango, sweet mango. Better than baby ruth. I love me some mango, to satisfy my sweet tooth.
	9:54am tadpole: good morning, garbage friends
	9:54am fleep: mango enhances the effect of cannabis
	9:55am Rob (Jerzcity): ahhhhhh, good mornin
	9:56am N.A.R.D.: @David in London, I learned to be a hippie from professionals
	9:57am Rob (Jerzcity): time for coffee #'s 3&4. Hate the Keurig thing but that's what they give us at work. They also give us a 16oz. coffee mug. Think they're hinting at something, these higher-ups.
	9:57am JakeGould: @fleep: What doesn’t “enhance the effect of cannabis?”
	9:57am 'The Man': There had better be no talk of rebellion going on in here. Everyone get to work and pay your taxes!
	9:58am JFR: MANGO ... everywhere you go ... MANGO www.youtube.com...
	9:59am N.A.R.D.: That was the sexiest station ID I've ever heard Matt, you can ID my station anytime
	9:59am JakeGould: Someone should sponsor the Felder moment. Someone should also sponsor the hijacking and undermining of the Felder moment.
	10:00am βrian: I have an office mate who roasts his coffee beans at home but grinds and makes the coffee at his desk with a simple porcelain filter cone.
	10:00am N.A.R.D.: By which I mean, you can call in and do the station ID a la Ken's Show on my own radio station once I have one.
	10:00am N.A.R.D.: I would be quite irritated if one of my desk mates ground their coffee at their desk
	10:01am Linda Lee: you're in fine form today NARD!
	10:01am N.A.R.D.: But I do have a French press to avoid the wasteful Keurig in the office kitchen, so I get it
	10:02am N.A.R.D.: Thanks Linda Lee, I'll probably start dropping off soon once I've got a bit more stuff to do around the office, but for now I'm all caught up today
	10:03am Linda Lee: well then! :-D
	10:03am jmr3: Mangos - learn to hedgehog them and you have fewer injuries, less mess, and more mangos. Actually, that's pretty much what Lewis is describing . . . At my house, whoever cuts up the mango gets to slurp the remains off the pit.
	10:03am David in London: @JakeGould - perhaps with some judicious sponsorship, Felder could revive the fortunes of Detroit?
	10:04am βrian: I'm not sure what he uses, but I never hear the grinder.
	10:05am N.A.R.D.: All this mango talk has got me in the mood to go across the street to Fresh Market and get a couple for lunch. I wonder if I can get worker's comp for slicing my thumb off on my lunch break if I use the big knife provided by my employer in the office kitchen.
	10:06am Mango Monarch: Yes! Eat your mangoes! They're nature's candy!
	10:06am βrian: Mango salsa or chutney is mighty fine.
	10:06am Greg from ZONE 5: GARBAGGIOS! I've been heavy into mangoes lately. And I'm eating a banana right now.
	10:07am Rob (Jerzcity): used to make some mango and habanero pizzas back when i was doing that thing. they were delicious if i may say so
	10:07am Kelly Jones: Doesn't 'Mango' also mean 'Lady Parts'? And Bananas...well, that one's obvious.
	10:07am Linda Lee: texture oriented man. texture oriented man. they've given you a number & taken away your name.
	10:07am jmr3: Let's not speak of breadfruit.
	10:07am Baron of Bananas: Bananas are the perfect fruit! They go with everything!
	10:07am tadpole: The little old lady where I get my fruit in chinatown always gives me a free Mao mango. She's the best. www.bbc.com...
	10:07am Lord Johnzon: Mornin' Cow Dogs!
	10:08am tadpole: bananas are amazing. and so cheap. nothing is as cheap as bananas.
	10:08am Rob (Jerzcity): dried mangoes are the best candy. especially when they're not the sugared, sulfated kind
	10:08am Rob (Jerzcity): let us also not speak of sweetbreads
	10:08am βrian: Orange, NJ ought to change its name to Mango.
	10:09am N.A.R.D.: Mango County has a certain appealing ring to it. I'd sign a petition.
	10:09am Joe McG: Maybe you need a west orange instead of a mango.
	10:09am βrian: Bananas are going away, I've heard. Some kind of blight.
	10:09am northguineahills: There's a mango tree in the yard behind me. I should ask for one once they're ripe. Bananas, the current breed of bananas are tasteless. Occasionally I find better ones in Mexico. The first time I bought a mango as a freshman in college, I stupidly ate it w/ the skin.
	10:09am Rob (Jerzcity): hardcore sax vs. softcore horn
	10:09am Baron of Bananas: Pizza topping? Bananas. Sandwich ingredient? Bananas. Burger topping? Bananas. Desert? Fried bananas.
	10:09am Satis-factory records: Fun fact: Indian Yellow pigment is made by feeding mango leaves to cows and then collecting their pee.
	10:09am tadpole: lol
	10:09am Linda Lee: i don't like cheezy sax either. don't like the texture.
	10:09am !ke: #notallsaxophones
	10:10am listener Rey: type it into Google Translate and it can read it back to you
	10:10am Baron of Bananas: Indeed! There are many breeds of bananas! We are a diuerse and varied fruit people!
	10:10am Lord Johnzon: Plantains are scrumptious
	10:11am pantz: Finnish after sax? You're dirty.
	10:11am compost girl: What about banana smoothies
	10:11am northguineahills: @Linda Lee: For my 19th bday, my father got me a Kenny G CD Saying, "You Like Jazz, right?". At least he tried.
	10:12am Lord Johnzon: @baron... I make a lot of fried babana and oats based deserts... never had banana on a pizza tho
	10:12am Linda Lee: awww. :-D
	10:12am Parq: I like bananas because they have no bones.
	10:12am Baron of Bananas: No banana is more delicious than my beloved Gros Michel, but sadly he was lost to most of the world in the 1960s.
	10:12am Lord Johnzon: Don't apologize bananas are the funniest MAINSTREAM fruit...
	10:12am Linda Lee: why are bananas funnier than kumquats?
	10:12am JakeGould: @JoeMcG: You know, how come there isn’t a variety of citrus that is called the “West Orange.” And for some reason I keep on thinking some 1970s/1980s comedy thing featured an “East Lemon” township?
	10:13am fred: @ngh: close, though, I guess the Kenny G/Jonathan Zorn record was too hard to find
	10:13am listener Rey: re: plantains, I love'em too. Before I married my wife, she had to be able to prepare a meal with plantains or it was a dealbreaker
	10:13am Walt: Whatever happened to North Orange??
	10:13am Linda Lee: whither the listeners from East Banana?
	10:13am Baron of Bananas: Lord Johnzon, my friend, you simply must try sliced bananas covered in curry powder on top of your pizza!
	10:13am tom from Glasgow: i prefer Emergency Alert System's earlier stuff
	10:13am ♪ke: The EAS: Annoying, but still more musical than Don Felder.
	10:14am JakeGould: Why do people abandon bananas all over the place in NYC? Park benches, subways, buses, streets… Everywhere you look there are abandoned bananas.
	10:14am tadpole: kumquats and bananas - now you're just being dirty ;)
	10:14am David in London: Writing on a banana skin with a biro is intensely satisfying.
	10:14am Ken From Hyde Park: Yay, finished dental checkup with no cavities! I'm glad when I get an early appointment so as I'm not getting teeth polished during the Felder song.
	10:14am Linda Lee: Jake, those are not bananas. look more closely. they glow.
	10:15am Baron of Bananas: @JakeGould, they are gifts to others who cannot afford bananas
	10:15am pantz: Won't someone please think of the bananas?!
	10:15am Rob (Jerzcity): When I drove often for work, I used to discard banana peels on the road Mario-Kart-style
	10:15am fred: @Ike: You could petition the government to use Felder instead of the EAS tune. This way it would be against the law to play it
	10:15am N.A.R.D.: Glowing bananas?
	10:15am tadpole: if its long and brown and in the corner of the subway, it probably isn't an old banana
	10:16am D. Lightfoot: I can see that I have wandered in too late in this conversation to catch up...
	10:17am Linda Lee: the aliens choose the form of a common fruit in which to observe life on this planet unnoticed. unless someone notices all the bananas.
	10:17am Baron of Bananas: Banana smoothies, banana pudding, banana cake, banana pancakes...
	10:18am N.A.R.D.: Are you suggesting it's a banana invasion?!
	10:18am Lord Johnzon: @DLF: I can summarize for you... "bananas"
	10:19am Chris from DC: Bananas Foster. Don't get to use that in conversation nearly enough.
	10:19am Baron of Bananas: Banana cereal, banana gumbo, banana flour, fried banana, banana juice...
	10:19am JakeGould: Bananas kinda suck.
	10:20am N.A.R.D.: Banana flour? Now you're just making things up
	10:20am David in London: Bananas also emit anti-matter. It sounds ludicrous, but weirdly is actually true.
	10:20am Chris from DC: banana fana fo fana
	10:20am Baron of Bananas: Where did you think banana bread comes from?
	10:20am βrian: We have a new food cart that sells arepas. Beans and plantains are prominent.
	10:21am Lord Johnzon: Go suck a kumquat banana hater
	10:21am Linda Lee: just don't be surprised if we're soon invaded by legions of glowing bananas. that's all.
	10:21am Lord Johnzon: I know a lot of people who don't eat bananas for political reasons
	10:21am Rob (Jerzcity): banana and mango: tropical and topical. Discuss.
	10:22am N.A.R.D.: And here I thought we only had to worry about Lizard People like Mark Zuckerberg and the Olsen twin...
	10:22am D. Lightfoot: Thanks, Lord
	10:22am JakeGould: @βrian: You are in Madison, WI right? Is there still a Vietnamese (or Laotian?) food cart near the Capitol? Near the Majestic Theater?
	10:22am Linda Lee: that's a distraction planted by the bananas.
	10:23am larry of lackawack: Iron Giant
	10:24am βrian: @JakeGould: Probably, though I don't get up there much. Laotian is the thing here. Lots of places.
	10:24am ?: Regular listener here: more rock, less electro please
	10:24am N.A.R.D.: What if bananas are a distraction planted by the lizard people...
	10:25am Linda Lee: you just wait. today Piggly Wiggly, tomorrow the world.
	10:26am Rob (Jerzcity): I'm good wit it
	10:26am D. Lightfoot: In an evolutionary sense, people are lizards distracted by bananas
	10:26am Lord Johnzon: What if the glowing bananas are in cahoots with the lizard people?(believe they prefer reptile Americans btw)
	10:26am Rev. Turnip Druid: I leave you people alone for one bloody meeting and the place goes bananas.
	10:26am Baron of Bananas: People, people, please I'll have no talk of this Banana Infiltration Conspiracy codenamed Operation Yellow Phallus.
	10:27am David in London: I for one welcome our new banana overlords.
	10:27am JakeGould: @βrian: Well, glad there are still Laotian places there.
	10:27am fred: @Rev: another proof that meetings are evil
	10:27am Rev. Turnip Druid: Also, dagnabbit, missed the new House of Blondes piece.
	10:27am N.A.R.D.: What about the Lizard People who aren't in the US, are they reptile Germans and reptile Chinese?
	10:27am crow crew: B3!
	10:28am Linda Lee: betcha didn't know 'the name game' was an intergalactic directive for human mind control, did you?
	10:28am Baron of Bananas: If the banana conspiracy talk continues, there will be consequences. Just eat your bananas and don't question the Dole Authority.
	10:28am βrian: I know someone who doesn't like blueberries — because of their texture!! (Texture weenie.)
	10:28am ?: LOL is this tracking sampling the Top Gear on Super Nintendo sondoutrack???
	10:28am Chris from DC: Rev, House of Blondes was clicky-able.
	10:29am ?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAMvfv6X8xs
	10:31am Lord Johnzon: Mind if I abandon the premise? The royal family of England are definitely lizard people and they probably do very weird things with bananas and I'll leave it at that
	10:31am N.A.R.D.: It certainly does have some similarities...
	10:32am βrian: I'm not a fan of Clickabilly, myself.
	10:33am Lord Johnzon: There's a theory that the British Isles don't actually exist, and there's just a giant inflatable banana floating off the coast of France... that's what the Ruttles song Yellow Submarine is about supposedly.
	10:34am queems: i really like this
	10:34am David in London: Lord Johnson. It’s all perfectly true. I’m aboard the banana right now.
	10:35am βrian: Just remember: "Flecked with brown and with a golden hue, bananas are there best and are the best for you."
	10:35am Linda Lee: and many more of 'them' live next door!!!
	10:36am Rob (Jerzcity): Yeah, diggin' the C_C Music and emoticon!
	10:36am Linda Lee: .. with Harry Belafonte their emissary. why do ya think he's immortal? come mr tally man, etc etc! ha!
	10:36am pantz: Is that why we dumped all of those bananas in Boston Harbor?
	10:37am Walt: I love the "name game." My friend Chuck, not so much.
	10:39am fred: So cool to hear C_C on the station, two days in a row to boot! I don't think he's planning a tour near you, but don't miss him if he does, his show are a load of fun
	10:39am Linda Lee: but Walt! that's the best part!
	10:40am Mick: I have found the Name Game to be a most effective way to get rid of an ear worm.
	10:40am Rob (Jerzcity): Sounds a bit like Grimes right now - did Elon take over?
	10:40am Chris from DC: Th'Gristle!
	10:41am Sem: Throbbin' w/ the Gristle.
	10:42am Lord Johnzon: Looks like we're out of the banana grove... email any further banana related comments to Joe McGasco.
	10:43am steveo: is the name of C_C meant to be a an ascii drawing?
	10:45am Rob (Jerzcity): believe so, Steveo
	10:46am Rev. Turnip Druid: Westbrook.
	10:46am AinAP: Request for Electrical Language by Bee Bop Deluxe - sounds a lot like that TG song, which I haven't heard in forever. Thanks.
	10:46am Mike Wolf: Prime Garbage Time. Feels as if we were building up to something epic, or something...
	10:47am crateslinger: This shit is bananas! B - A - N - A - N - A - S! I just got here and I know I'm late, but I cannot pass up the opportunity to make my second ever Gwen Stefani-related post on the comments board.
	10:47am fred: @steveo: I'll ask him next time I see him
	10:47am Chris from DC: Whoa, that Byron Westbrook was great.
	10:48am queems: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
	10:48am queems: THIS ONE
	10:49am D. Lightfoot: This makes me want to listen to Stereolab all day
	10:51am Ken From Hyde Park: These are the kitten caboodle times right here.
	10:52am steveo: @fred excellent!
	10:52am jmr3: This Emerson Kitamura song is curing my headache.
	10:54am crateslinger: O, right... time to give the drummer some, or ichi my ban, or ubu the web... back in 20 minutes. Don't play anything good til I get back!
	10:54am Linda Lee: we love you just the way you are, Matt. have no fear.
	10:54am queems: you have to own the weirdness
	10:55am βrian: Just the way your are when you aren't playing Felder, that is.
	10:55am FletcherNyc: Get a gig at a medieval restaurant?
	10:56am Linda Lee: hear ye! hear ye! table for 7!
	10:56am crateslinger: Matt is great, but hearing Felder every week is rewiring my brain, and I don't want to change!
	10:56am jess: here comes my favorite part of the show!
	10:56am fleep: The moment we've all been cringing for approaches.
	10:56am Rob (Jerzcity): Carl Cock
	10:56am D. Lightfoot: How did you settle on Toejam & Earl for your theme music, Matt? Just curious.
	10:57am crateslinger: I'm going to time this perfectly. Who knows exactly how long the Felder is?
	10:57am fred: @crateslinger: somewhere, Ken is taking off his T-shirt and readying his best dance moves
	10:58am Rev. Turnip Druid: beware them slippery chickens.
	10:58am Rev. Turnip Druid: th'KITTEN.
	10:58am crateslinger: @fred - aren't you supposed to mosh to heavy metal?
	10:58am Lizardner Dave: Kitten Kaboodle Dot ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGUH!
	10:58am βrian: Joe Henderson & Alice Coltrane await elsewhere ...
	10:59am Lizardner Dave: Felder is playing in the area in October and I may just go see him and yell OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGUH! right when he goes into HM.
	10:59am βrian: Have some durian, Matt.
	11:00am sugarplumfairywolf: I ordered a Heart Attack Burger last week. It should have been called a Jersey Burger as it was Taylor Ham, Egg, and Cheese on a burger.
	11:00am ratso: what about ugli fruit?
	11:00am fred: @crateslinger: Don Felder's Heavy Metal is something... different
	11:00am crateslinger: My cursor is over the button for GTDS. I will stay on the board and miss Felder perfectly. I am starting a new movement. Who's with me! Let's go! AAAAAAaaaahh! (fades into distance)
	11:00am Lord Johnzon: O no you dii iiinnt... the glowing kumquats will be coming for a certain DJ this evenin'....
	11:00am Passaic River Blues: Felder me.
	11:00am fleep: wuss
	11:00am rw: kumquat may have the funniest name though.
	11:00am convoy_pt2: Play it on 45rpm today
	11:01am βrian: Voici les pets de Matt.
	11:01am andrewb: the name "kumquat" is funny though
	11:01am sugarplumfairywolf: Next time I'll get their chicken sliders!
	11:01am ratso: what is "things that sound dirty, but aren't"?
	11:01am Rich in NC: It's time!!!!
	11:02am rw: ratso, that would be kumquats.
	11:02am pantz: Dance like no one's watching, Ken!!!
	11:02am brycepunk1: So glad I made it in time. Need my weekly fix of Heavy Metal
	11:03am crateslinger: That Susana Baca was pretty good. I'm gonna say Felder is 2:45. got my stopwatch going on my phone. 1:42 left. This is going to work perfectly, you poor bastards.
	11:03am ♪ke: Oh that's odd, my VLC Player suddenly jumped to KFJC, which is playing a great track by Quantic Soul Orchestra.
	11:03am ratso: @rw, glad ya tied that up. I didn't want people to think I thought chicken sliders was dirty sounding. Although...
	11:03am crateslinger: I love new player! The Felder Avoidance System!
	11:05am crateslinger: Okay, coming back in 45 seconds.
	11:05am steveo: oh hi @Rob (Jerzcity) sorry I missed your communications earlier. yeah it does look like it.
	11:05am jmr3: I've always been confused that Heavy Metal doesn't rock much
	11:06am crateslinger: perfect. right where I need to be. Didn't hear a note.
	11:06am jmr3: how can you guys complain about the Felder when the song after is always the BEST?
	11:06am fred: I hadn't actually heard it in a while, it sucks even more than I remembered
	11:07am Rev. Turnip Druid: AH, nice. I was thinking it was about time to hatch my dreams into realiteeee.
	11:08am fleep: A tad early in L.A. to be ecstatic, but working on it
	11:08am βrian: Meh.
	11:09am -Ken: Morning all! It's a beautiful day.
	11:11am jmr3: you can't really reach ecstasy if you don't suffer a little first
	11:12am N.A.R.D.: kumquats have a funny name, but they also don't taste very good either
	11:12am βrian: Oh Calloo, Callay ...
	11:13am Matt Warwick: Good Morning, Ken.
	11:15am Rev. Turnip Druid: somehow this track causes a thirsty urge for Simply Saucer.
	11:15am Will: Jan Dukes de Grey! Wait this is heavy prog not heavy metal isn't it?
	11:16am ♪ke: @jmr3, I don't buy it. That's like saying, "How can you appreciate how beautiful the Cuyahoga River is unless you set it on fire occasionally?"
	11:16am fred: Nice to see both Matt and Ken on the same playlist. So the GIFs are not synchronized
	11:17am Walt: This singer actually sounds a bit like Matt.
	11:18am brycepunk1: Walt, I was thinking the same thing. I'll ponder that one.
	11:19am David in London: @ Rev Turnip - time to Dance the Mutation perhaps..?
	11:20am fred: @Ike: Then again, I think a lot of people only heard about the Cuyahoga river because it caught fire. Maybe some members of the Don Felder fan club only pledged to WFMU because of this dumpster fire. 11 is Garbage Time
	11:21am Chris from DC: Oh yay, Simply Saucer.
	11:21am Rev. Turnip Druid: BLESS YOU for th'Saucer, Garbage Boss.
	11:21am βrian: Ok, a PSA sent me back here.
	11:22am crateslinger: Somebody should redo that movie but with a soundtrack by Scissorfight and Behemoth, and an interesting story.
	11:23am MenfussMike: V.U. anybody?
	11:23am rbx: noooo. I missed Felder today ;_;
	11:24am crateslinger: @rbs - So did I!
	11:24am Lord Johnzon: Somebody should redo every movie with an interesting story... and set Hollywood on fire.
	11:25am crateslinger: oops - typo no disrespect.
	11:25am rbx: @crateslinger clearly we're living wrong.
	11:25am fred: @crateslinger: or at least get a Prof. Dum Dum remake
	11:25am crateslinger: @LJ - lol hear ye hear ye!
	11:26am agentearplugs: Oh man, I'm so late to the dumpster. But I'm here, grOoOOvin'
	11:28am Chris from DC: Got to see Saucer about 10 years ago now. So great.
	11:28am Lord Johnzon: Seriously there are what, seven billion humans on this planet, many with interesting stories, and this is the best Hollywood can do? Occasionally Lady Johnzon and I will say to each other "hey let's go to a movie... but there's probably nothing good playing because Hollywood sucks" and we're always right so we never go to the movies.
	11:29am crateslinger: This is awesome. Never heard of these guys, but now I have to go ride my chopper to the moon!
	11:30am Brendan: Damnitall! missed the Felder. I’m sure there were subtle nuances that made this week’s edition unique , precious and a truly majestic and celebratory listening experience that can never be replicated. Someone hold me - I feel so...empty and cold.
	11:30am N.A.R.D.: Nonsense! There's plenty of good movies. I don't go see them in theaters usually, though because it's too expensive. I just wait until they're on DVD and then I go to the video rental store down the street to pick them up.
	11:32am coelacanth∅: Thank you Matt
	11:32am crateslinger: I don't go to the movies either, but you know what I do enjoy? The opera. No kidding. The stories are batshit, the sets are awesome, the music is divine and the fans are so old they are fun to watch during the intermission. I absolutely love it. Tickets are like $40 for the cheap seats. Of course I live in NYC so I have this option.
	11:32am Lord Johnzon: The video rental store!!
	11:33am N.A.R.D.: Lord Johnzon they still exist! I live down the street from the largest rental collection on the East Coast
	11:34am Rob W: Late reaction - we were in the car when I heard it - but the Tuomas Palonen track was lovely!
	11:34am Alejandroool: Simply Saucer plays here in Toronto once in awhile, that was a great cut Matt
	11:34am David in London: @Brendan - I feel your raw pain, but be of good cheer as next weeks planetary alignment is particularly propitious. So in only seven days you will be back in #FelderHeaven
	11:35am Ken From Hyde Park: Movies for cheap can be borrowed from the local library, so there's that option.
	11:35am Lord Johnzon: Anyway... part of the problem is that I'm in a cinema desert... no artsy Fartsy theaters, the only movies that make it to my area are blockbusters.
	11:36am Lord Johnzon: Or just... horrible... attempted blockbusters I guess
	11:37am agentearplugs: Ooooo What is this crazy track? They should of played this at the Met Gala and have all the stars trip over their crosses.
	11:37am steveo: wow that was something!
	11:37am fred: This Yonaton Gat track was amazing
	11:37am crateslinger: We have good movie theatres here too, obviously. I wasn't talking about them. Fabio is always on about the art houses round here. It's Hollywood can eat my shorts.
	11:38am Mister Dobalina: Mo' Matt, mo' fire spittin' !!!
	11:38am crateslinger: A friend convinced me to go see three billboards against my better judgement. What a load of crap.
	11:38am Lord Johnzon: Well looky here, the big fancy station manager has himself a LIBRARY card...
	11:40am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @Crateslinger-you had me at "batshit stories" for opera, now I want to go.
	11:41am fred: I watched a movie last month for the first time in a dozen years, and none of my many movie fans friends had even heard of it. Of course it came from a recommendation on a WFMU playlist
	11:41am rbx: can you actually follow the stories in opera?
	11:41am Beast of Boonton: one of your parents has the same toe
	11:41am Rob (Jerzcity): I WILL NOT ASK SUCH A THING
	11:41am Walt: @fred: Which movie was it?
	11:42am steveo: keep your toes in your socks, matt
	11:42am fred: @Walt: Paradise View
	11:42am Walt: Matt, size 13 shoe? Now we know why you are so popular with the ladies ...
	11:42am tadpole: oooh Joshua Tree
	11:43am tadpole: Seeing Matt at the hoof and mouth thing was... he's very tall. A tower of a garbage man!
	11:43am Ike: NO! That's going too far! NO. NO. NO.
	11:45am crateslinger: Neil, seriously check it out. If you're tired of suspending disbelief at dramas, or laughing at the same jokes in comedies, go straight to the source. Rididulous stories - magic potions, ghosts, villains, heroes... Mozart is hysterical, Wagner is intense, and Puccini writes great songs.
	11:46am egould310: Matt, if you want to grab a drink or two while you’re out here, let me know. My email is my screenname at gmail. Great show as always. Thanks for the tunes. And humor.
	11:46am fred: I tried opera a few times, it's just too narrative for me. I'm very much into contemporary dance though. Already booked 12 shows for next year, I plan to triple that soon
	11:48am crateslinger: @rbx - you have to read the synopsis beforehand - but it fits on one page - and there is a translation of the "libretto" (sung words) on a small screen in front of you. Only like three things happen in an opera, they just repeat everything five times so it takes three hours.
	11:48am tadpole: that or everyone else at wfmu is tiny. that's also possible.
	11:48am βrian: The recitatives just do not work for me. I'd just as soon have the dialogue on a prompter, so they could just skip that section.
	11:50am N.A.R.D.: I love when Matt sings along with the background music
	11:50am BronwynB: i luv opera
	11:51am ♪ke: Inflicting the vile Felder upon us yourself is one thing. But forcing someone else to do it? That's truly beyond the pale. You are a menace, Bigfoot Matt!
	11:51am Mick: Chiming in to back up crateslinger on the opera question - superfun when you get taste for it. There are some really good screenings in movie theaters out there too
	11:51am fred: There's also the UFO that is Nature Theater of Oklahoma. I think they're based in Long Island. From very weird mundane musicals to very weird cowboy dance, they're really out there; I love them
	11:51am βrian: Love that duet from Lakmé.
	11:53am N.A.R.D.: Matt, please put pictures of your pinky toe on instagram so we may all see
	11:54am Rich in Washington: That Enoch Smoky sounded exactly like Cream.
	11:54am BronwynB: @mick: the met opera screenings are so great! i saw all the wagners except gotterdammerung back in like 2010. it was just me and three 80-year-olds. and damn those things are long.
	11:54am BronwynB: i meant all of the ring cycle, not all his operas ever
	11:54am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @ Fred-if you're driving and you want to he really, really , really bored drive through Oklahoma which has exactly two attractions" Tulsa, which is cool, and Claremore which has the world's largest privately owned gun museum. It is the size of a very large grocery store.
	11:55am N.A.R.D.: Go look at the Pacific Ocean, Matt. It's a different color from the Atlantic. It BLUE my mind.
	11:56am βrian: @N.A.R.D: The Mediterranean is better yet.
	11:56am βrian: Coming up opposite Pseu: Tony Coulter wfmu.org...
	11:56am crateslinger: The last time I went to an HD screening of the met broadcast two little old ladies next to me whipped out a tupperware during intermission and made the stinkiest egg salad sandwiches during intermission. Where else you gonna see that! Opera fans are adorable.
	11:57am N.A.R.D.: Indeed! I love the Mediterranean, but sadly they don't have one in California.
	11:57am crateslinger: The Met is running the Ring Cycle next year. Get your tickets now!
	11:57am fred: @Wild Neil: I don't drive and I'm not in the US anyway. And that "Nature Theater of Oklahoma" is apparently a Kafka reference: www.oktheater.org
	11:58am N.A.R.D.: I really didn't expect oceans to be different colors. It really surprised me.
	11:58am David in London: @BronwynB - I’ve done the Ring Cycle too, and even as a Wagner lover it’s a challenge. Really hard on the backside, no matter how comfortable the seating.
	11:58am Ken From Hyde Park: Heavy Metal, the Opera might work. The crazy courtroom scene with Hanover Fiste and Captain Sternn would be a highlight.
	11:59am βrian: A litte Tinactin will fix that ring cycle.
	11:59am Mick: @Bronwyn I've had that same experiences at the screenings: the best/worst was one of Elektra where the equipment crapped out and they had to cancel/provide vouchers. No kind of angry like opera fan angry...
	12:00pm Rob (Jerzcity): Adios, Matt!

Garbage Time: Playlist from May 8, 2018

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May 8, 2018: a moist plinthe

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Approx. start time
The Family Vibes	Garbage Man "Garbage Man" by "The Family Vibes"	Single	United Artists	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Sensation	Running Still "Running Still" by "Sensation"	Sensation	Fold Evaluation	0:04:12 (Pop-up)
William Tyler	The World Set Free "The World Set Free" by "William Tyler"	Impossible Truth	Merge	0:06:33 (Pop-up)
Human Adult Band	Easton Ave Laundromat	Sonic Enlightenment	Third Uncle	0:15:57 (Pop-up)
Zuider Zee	Ackbar Didedar "Ackbar Didedar" by "Zuider Zee"	Zeenith	Light In the Attic	0:28:47 (Pop-up)

Tuomas Palonen	Olukkainen Juomukkainen	Tuomas Palonen	Palatsi	0:40:19 (Pop-up)
Lô Borges	Aos Barões "Aos Barões" by "Lô Borges"	Lô Borges	EMI	0:46:08 (Pop-up)
The Groove Night	Gallow Zone "Gallow Zone" by "The Groove Night"	Dance For Your Life - Rare Finnish Disco & Funk 1976-1986	Svart	0:48:29 (Pop-up)
Super Wings	My Love Is For You "My Love Is For You" by "Super Wings"	My Love Is For You	Good Find	0:51:36 (Pop-up)
Norma Jenkins	Love Jones "Love Jones" by "Norma Jenkins"	Patience Is a Virtue	Desert Moon	0:58:14 (Pop-up)

Ital	Floridian Void "Floridian Void" by "Ital"	Hive Mind	Planet Mu	1:13:40 (Pop-up)
House of Blondes	Modern Clock "Modern Clock" by "House of Blondes"	Time Trip	Alrealon	1:21:18 (Pop-up)
Unknown Artist	B3 "B3" by "Unknown Artist"	Early Sampling Music	Delodio	1:26:31 (Pop-up)
C_C	niebla 2 "niebla 2" by "C_C"	Brumas, Nieblas, Neblinas	ZamZamRec	1:33:09 (Pop-up)
Throbbing Gristle	AB/7A "AB/7A" by "Throbbing Gristle"	D.o.A. The Third And Final Report	Mute	1:40:29 (Pop-up)
Bryon Westbrook	Drifting Well / Perception Depth	Confluence Patterns	Umor Rex	1:43:47 (Pop-up)
Emerson Kitamura	Rock Your Baby (featuring mmm)	The Countryside Is Great EP	EM	1:47:13 (Pop-up)

Don Felder	Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride)	Heavy Metal Soundtrack	Elektra/Asylum	2:01:47 (Pop-up)
Ecstatic Vision	Born to Go "Born to Go" by "Ecstatic Vision"	Under the Influence	Abraxas	2:05:18 (Pop-up)
Jan Dukes de Grey	Mice and Rats in the Loft	Mice And Rats In The Loft	Earmark	2:12:25 (Pop-up)
Simply Saucer	Illegal Bodies (live)	Cyborgs Revisited	In The Red	2:20:52 (Pop-up)
Yonaton Gat	Chronology "Chronology" by "Yonaton Gat"	Universalists	Joyful Noise	2:30:08 (Pop-up)

Jonly Bonly	Steady Hand "Steady Hand" by "Jonly Bonly"	Put Together	12XU	2:44:21 (Pop-up)
Enoch Smoky	It's Cruel "It's Cruel" by "Enoch Smoky"	Brown Acid - The Sixth Trip	Riding Easy	2:49:08 (Pop-up)
Hookworms	Since We Had Changed "Since We Had Changed" by "Hookworms"	Pearl Mystic	Domino	2:52:54 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:02am N.A.R.D.: a moist plinthe
	9:03am N.A.R.D.: Good Morning, Matt and fellow Garbagios. Boy it sure has been a long time since we've heard Matt on the air. Too long almost.
	9:04am βrian: Breakfast report: Three juicy, juicy mangoes, cold black coffee.
	9:04am Cal Zone!: Let the garbage flow from the brackish yet fecund bucket of songs!
	9:04am N.A.R.D.: I love mangoes. I hate cutting them, but they are delicious enough that I don't mind losing the occasional digit trying to cut one open
	9:05am pantz: Garbage! It's what's for dinner.
	9:05am βrian: They are a pain to slice, so I just peel them and eat over the sink. Kind of primal.
	9:06am N.A.R.D.: Dang. Like bachelor macaroni! That's brilliant Srian!
	9:07am tallbuildings: my favorite way to eat mangoes is from a street vendor who sells them pre-cut in a ziploc bag and provides you with a plastic fork to keep your hands juice-free.
	9:07am fred von helsing: Brackish & Fecund, Attorneys at Law
	9:07am pantz: Bachelor Macaroni ;)
	9:08am N.A.R.D.: My city is not so metropolitan as to have street vendors
	9:08am G: "Now it's garbage." - Walter Matthau 1968
	9:08am N.A.R.D.: Especially not street vendors who sell mangoes
	9:08am N.A.R.D.: Mangoes are probably a bit TOO ethnic for where I live.
	9:10am MUWFinMA: had anyone seen enophilia(sp?) recently? do they tour beyond ny/nj ?
	9:11am BronwynB: good morning matt and garbage friends
	9:11am βrian: Dunno, but I"m an oenophile, for sure.
	9:13am Matt Warwick: Good mornin' ya lil garbaggios
	9:13am N.A.R.D.: in unison GOOD MORNING DADDY GARBAGE
	9:13am Asheville Jon: good morning Matt!! awesome excellent morning show fill ins!
	9:14am Asheville Jon: ALL HAIL KING GARBAGE!
	9:15am pantz: Where did you find the dancing Station Manager Ken gif, Matt? He's really feeling it.
	9:17am Chris from DC: Oh yay, Human Adult Band.
	9:17am Asheville Jon: breakfast report: coffee and a butter rum muffin.
	9:18am Rich in NC: howdy matt
	9:19am N.A.R.D.: I had two sticks of leftover garlic cheese bread from Marco's and an RC Cola. The breakfast of champions, they say.
	9:19am Matt Warwick: Thank ya Jon! @pantz I think it's from his last trip to Cancun
	9:20am βrian: Ken looks as if he'd had a breakfast of champignons.
	9:21am Krys O.: Hey, Matt! I tried the cheesesteak from Beyond Pita last night. It was really good!
	9:21am Matt Warwick: YES. Now I need to go get another one
	9:22am fleep: Greetings to the Pope of Garbage and you wonderful acolytes
	9:23am fred: @pantz: I hear he's always dancing like that at 11am on Tuesdays
	9:23am N.A.R.D.: Trash be with you, Fleep.
	9:26am Beast of Boonton: They have some 'poopy flute' on this
	9:27am Rev. Turnip Druid: Who has garbage cake?
	9:27am pantz: @fred Ken is taking that ride, baby...
	9:29am mjgoins: garbage time!!!!!!!!
	9:29am N.A.R.D.: Is garbage cake a real thing? I've heard of dump cake.
	9:30am steveo: My co-op shift is smashing up rotten produce for the compost bins. The worst shift ever was the time we had 20 buckets full of mangoes. We felt it was our responsibility to use a shovel to split the pit on each one, so it could break down properly. I guess you could say I'm the king of co-op produce garbage. Which reminds me, hi Matt!
	9:31am David in London: Finally, the day’s meetings are over and I relax in the Garbage Lounge with a large martini.
	9:31am βrian: There is a pastry call Nun Farts, if that helps.
	9:36am βrian: Hey, the stream isn't supposed to drop out until 11:00.
	9:36am fred: @βrian: Indeed, it's called "pets de nonne" over here
	9:36am βrian: Ah, it's back.
	9:36am N.A.R.D.: I have heard of these nuns farts! Our high school french teacher brought them in once and loosely tied it into the lesson.
	9:38am N.A.R.D.: I need an echo machine for my office job.
	9:39am Rev. Turnip Druid: Spent three years of early childhood in catholic school. And while I never experienced proper nun farts, I did get a crippling distrust of leaders and a lifelong case of atheism. So, a win-win.
	9:40am AinAP: Your explorations of echo are always most amusing.
	9:41am N.A.R.D.: I went to a private school where the teachers were all hippies who taught me not to trust the man.
	9:42am steveo: great tune. I think it might be about drinking olive oil.
	9:43am queems: i’m late but hello
	9:48am fred: @N.A.R.D.: Does that mean they were better brainwashers than the Rev's, or that you just blew your cover as the FTC agent monitoring the station?
	9:48am Lewis: on Mangos: find the wide axis of the pit and slice along that side; flip around and do the same, now you have two nice pieces that are most of the mango. score from the flesh side toward the skin, first along the long axis and the perpendicular into about 3/4 inch chunks now invert the curve of the skin side and you have a nice bunch of chunks easily accessible. attach what is left on the pit in whatever fashion makes sense...
	9:50am David in London: @N.A.R.D - not enough modern commentary talks about ‘the Man’ anymore. Thanks for bringing it up.
	9:50am steveo: Mango. Mango. A mango. Mm, I love the taste. There's nothing better than when the juice runs down my face. Mango, sweet mango. Better than baby ruth. I love me some mango, to satisfy my sweet tooth.
	9:54am tadpole: good morning, garbage friends
	9:54am fleep: mango enhances the effect of cannabis
	9:55am Rob (Jerzcity): ahhhhhh, good mornin
	9:56am N.A.R.D.: @David in London, I learned to be a hippie from professionals
	9:57am Rob (Jerzcity): time for coffee #'s 3&4. Hate the Keurig thing but that's what they give us at work. They also give us a 16oz. coffee mug. Think they're hinting at something, these higher-ups.
	9:57am JakeGould: @fleep: What doesn’t “enhance the effect of cannabis?”
	9:57am 'The Man': There had better be no talk of rebellion going on in here. Everyone get to work and pay your taxes!
	9:58am JFR: MANGO ... everywhere you go ... MANGO www.youtube.com...
	9:59am N.A.R.D.: That was the sexiest station ID I've ever heard Matt, you can ID my station anytime
	9:59am JakeGould: Someone should sponsor the Felder moment. Someone should also sponsor the hijacking and undermining of the Felder moment.
	10:00am βrian: I have an office mate who roasts his coffee beans at home but grinds and makes the coffee at his desk with a simple porcelain filter cone.
	10:00am N.A.R.D.: By which I mean, you can call in and do the station ID a la Ken's Show on my own radio station once I have one.
	10:00am N.A.R.D.: I would be quite irritated if one of my desk mates ground their coffee at their desk
	10:01am Linda Lee: you're in fine form today NARD!
	10:01am N.A.R.D.: But I do have a French press to avoid the wasteful Keurig in the office kitchen, so I get it
	10:02am N.A.R.D.: Thanks Linda Lee, I'll probably start dropping off soon once I've got a bit more stuff to do around the office, but for now I'm all caught up today
	10:03am Linda Lee: well then! :-D
	10:03am jmr3: Mangos - learn to hedgehog them and you have fewer injuries, less mess, and more mangos. Actually, that's pretty much what Lewis is describing . . . At my house, whoever cuts up the mango gets to slurp the remains off the pit.
	10:03am David in London: @JakeGould - perhaps with some judicious sponsorship, Felder could revive the fortunes of Detroit?
	10:04am βrian: I'm not sure what he uses, but I never hear the grinder.
	10:05am N.A.R.D.: All this mango talk has got me in the mood to go across the street to Fresh Market and get a couple for lunch. I wonder if I can get worker's comp for slicing my thumb off on my lunch break if I use the big knife provided by my employer in the office kitchen.
	10:06am Mango Monarch: Yes! Eat your mangoes! They're nature's candy!
	10:06am βrian: Mango salsa or chutney is mighty fine.
	10:06am Greg from ZONE 5: GARBAGGIOS! I've been heavy into mangoes lately. And I'm eating a banana right now.
	10:07am Rob (Jerzcity): used to make some mango and habanero pizzas back when i was doing that thing. they were delicious if i may say so
	10:07am Kelly Jones: Doesn't 'Mango' also mean 'Lady Parts'? And Bananas...well, that one's obvious.
	10:07am Linda Lee: texture oriented man. texture oriented man. they've given you a number & taken away your name.
	10:07am jmr3: Let's not speak of breadfruit.
	10:07am Baron of Bananas: Bananas are the perfect fruit! They go with everything!
	10:07am tadpole: The little old lady where I get my fruit in chinatown always gives me a free Mao mango. She's the best. www.bbc.com...
	10:07am Lord Johnzon: Mornin' Cow Dogs!
	10:08am tadpole: bananas are amazing. and so cheap. nothing is as cheap as bananas.
	10:08am Rob (Jerzcity): dried mangoes are the best candy. especially when they're not the sugared, sulfated kind
	10:08am Rob (Jerzcity): let us also not speak of sweetbreads
	10:08am βrian: Orange, NJ ought to change its name to Mango.
	10:09am N.A.R.D.: Mango County has a certain appealing ring to it. I'd sign a petition.
	10:09am Joe McG: Maybe you need a west orange instead of a mango.
	10:09am βrian: Bananas are going away, I've heard. Some kind of blight.
	10:09am northguineahills: There's a mango tree in the yard behind me. I should ask for one once they're ripe. Bananas, the current breed of bananas are tasteless. Occasionally I find better ones in Mexico. The first time I bought a mango as a freshman in college, I stupidly ate it w/ the skin.
	10:09am Rob (Jerzcity): hardcore sax vs. softcore horn
	10:09am Baron of Bananas: Pizza topping? Bananas. Sandwich ingredient? Bananas. Burger topping? Bananas. Desert? Fried bananas.
	10:09am Satis-factory records: Fun fact: Indian Yellow pigment is made by feeding mango leaves to cows and then collecting their pee.
	10:09am tadpole: lol
	10:09am Linda Lee: i don't like cheezy sax either. don't like the texture.
	10:09am !ke: #notallsaxophones
	10:10am listener Rey: type it into Google Translate and it can read it back to you
	10:10am Baron of Bananas: Indeed! There are many breeds of bananas! We are a diuerse and varied fruit people!
	10:10am Lord Johnzon: Plantains are scrumptious
	10:11am pantz: Finnish after sax? You're dirty.
	10:11am compost girl: What about banana smoothies
	10:11am northguineahills: @Linda Lee: For my 19th bday, my father got me a Kenny G CD Saying, "You Like Jazz, right?". At least he tried.
	10:12am Lord Johnzon: @baron... I make a lot of fried babana and oats based deserts... never had banana on a pizza tho
	10:12am Linda Lee: awww. :-D
	10:12am Parq: I like bananas because they have no bones.
	10:12am Baron of Bananas: No banana is more delicious than my beloved Gros Michel, but sadly he was lost to most of the world in the 1960s.
	10:12am Lord Johnzon: Don't apologize bananas are the funniest MAINSTREAM fruit...
	10:12am Linda Lee: why are bananas funnier than kumquats?
	10:12am JakeGould: @JoeMcG: You know, how come there isn’t a variety of citrus that is called the “West Orange.” And for some reason I keep on thinking some 1970s/1980s comedy thing featured an “East Lemon” township?
	10:13am fred: @ngh: close, though, I guess the Kenny G/Jonathan Zorn record was too hard to find
	10:13am listener Rey: re: plantains, I love'em too. Before I married my wife, she had to be able to prepare a meal with plantains or it was a dealbreaker
	10:13am Walt: Whatever happened to North Orange??
	10:13am Linda Lee: whither the listeners from East Banana?
	10:13am Baron of Bananas: Lord Johnzon, my friend, you simply must try sliced bananas covered in curry powder on top of your pizza!
	10:13am tom from Glasgow: i prefer Emergency Alert System's earlier stuff
	10:13am ♪ke: The EAS: Annoying, but still more musical than Don Felder.
	10:14am JakeGould: Why do people abandon bananas all over the place in NYC? Park benches, subways, buses, streets… Everywhere you look there are abandoned bananas.
	10:14am tadpole: kumquats and bananas - now you're just being dirty ;)
	10:14am David in London: Writing on a banana skin with a biro is intensely satisfying.
	10:14am Ken From Hyde Park: Yay, finished dental checkup with no cavities! I'm glad when I get an early appointment so as I'm not getting teeth polished during the Felder song.
	10:14am Linda Lee: Jake, those are not bananas. look more closely. they glow.
	10:15am Baron of Bananas: @JakeGould, they are gifts to others who cannot afford bananas
	10:15am pantz: Won't someone please think of the bananas?!
	10:15am Rob (Jerzcity): When I drove often for work, I used to discard banana peels on the road Mario-Kart-style
	10:15am fred: @Ike: You could petition the government to use Felder instead of the EAS tune. This way it would be against the law to play it
	10:15am N.A.R.D.: Glowing bananas?
	10:15am tadpole: if its long and brown and in the corner of the subway, it probably isn't an old banana
	10:16am D. Lightfoot: I can see that I have wandered in too late in this conversation to catch up...
	10:17am Linda Lee: the aliens choose the form of a common fruit in which to observe life on this planet unnoticed. unless someone notices all the bananas.
	10:17am Baron of Bananas: Banana smoothies, banana pudding, banana cake, banana pancakes...
	10:18am N.A.R.D.: Are you suggesting it's a banana invasion?!
	10:18am Lord Johnzon: @DLF: I can summarize for you... "bananas"
	10:19am Chris from DC: Bananas Foster. Don't get to use that in conversation nearly enough.
	10:19am Baron of Bananas: Banana cereal, banana gumbo, banana flour, fried banana, banana juice...
	10:19am JakeGould: Bananas kinda suck.
	10:20am N.A.R.D.: Banana flour? Now you're just making things up
	10:20am David in London: Bananas also emit anti-matter. It sounds ludicrous, but weirdly is actually true.
	10:20am Chris from DC: banana fana fo fana
	10:20am Baron of Bananas: Where did you think banana bread comes from?
	10:20am βrian: We have a new food cart that sells arepas. Beans and plantains are prominent.
	10:21am Lord Johnzon: Go suck a kumquat banana hater
	10:21am Linda Lee: just don't be surprised if we're soon invaded by legions of glowing bananas. that's all.
	10:21am Lord Johnzon: I know a lot of people who don't eat bananas for political reasons
	10:21am Rob (Jerzcity): banana and mango: tropical and topical. Discuss.
	10:22am N.A.R.D.: And here I thought we only had to worry about Lizard People like Mark Zuckerberg and the Olsen twin...
	10:22am D. Lightfoot: Thanks, Lord
	10:22am JakeGould: @βrian: You are in Madison, WI right? Is there still a Vietnamese (or Laotian?) food cart near the Capitol? Near the Majestic Theater?
	10:22am Linda Lee: that's a distraction planted by the bananas.
	10:23am larry of lackawack: Iron Giant
	10:24am βrian: @JakeGould: Probably, though I don't get up there much. Laotian is the thing here. Lots of places.
	10:24am ?: Regular listener here: more rock, less electro please
	10:24am N.A.R.D.: What if bananas are a distraction planted by the lizard people...
	10:25am Linda Lee: you just wait. today Piggly Wiggly, tomorrow the world.
	10:26am Rob (Jerzcity): I'm good wit it
	10:26am D. Lightfoot: In an evolutionary sense, people are lizards distracted by bananas
	10:26am Lord Johnzon: What if the glowing bananas are in cahoots with the lizard people?(believe they prefer reptile Americans btw)
	10:26am Rev. Turnip Druid: I leave you people alone for one bloody meeting and the place goes bananas.
	10:26am Baron of Bananas: People, people, please I'll have no talk of this Banana Infiltration Conspiracy codenamed Operation Yellow Phallus.
	10:27am David in London: I for one welcome our new banana overlords.
	10:27am JakeGould: @βrian: Well, glad there are still Laotian places there.
	10:27am fred: @Rev: another proof that meetings are evil
	10:27am Rev. Turnip Druid: Also, dagnabbit, missed the new House of Blondes piece.
	10:27am N.A.R.D.: What about the Lizard People who aren't in the US, are they reptile Germans and reptile Chinese?
	10:27am crow crew: B3!
	10:28am Linda Lee: betcha didn't know 'the name game' was an intergalactic directive for human mind control, did you?
	10:28am Baron of Bananas: If the banana conspiracy talk continues, there will be consequences. Just eat your bananas and don't question the Dole Authority.
	10:28am βrian: I know someone who doesn't like blueberries — because of their texture!! (Texture weenie.)
	10:28am ?: LOL is this tracking sampling the Top Gear on Super Nintendo sondoutrack???
	10:28am Chris from DC: Rev, House of Blondes was clicky-able.
	10:29am ?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAMvfv6X8xs
	10:31am Lord Johnzon: Mind if I abandon the premise? The royal family of England are definitely lizard people and they probably do very weird things with bananas and I'll leave it at that
	10:31am N.A.R.D.: It certainly does have some similarities...
	10:32am βrian: I'm not a fan of Clickabilly, myself.
	10:33am Lord Johnzon: There's a theory that the British Isles don't actually exist, and there's just a giant inflatable banana floating off the coast of France... that's what the Ruttles song Yellow Submarine is about supposedly.
	10:34am queems: i really like this
	10:34am David in London: Lord Johnson. It’s all perfectly true. I’m aboard the banana right now.
	10:35am βrian: Just remember: "Flecked with brown and with a golden hue, bananas are there best and are the best for you."
	10:35am Linda Lee: and many more of 'them' live next door!!!
	10:36am Rob (Jerzcity): Yeah, diggin' the C_C Music and emoticon!
	10:36am Linda Lee: .. with Harry Belafonte their emissary. why do ya think he's immortal? come mr tally man, etc etc! ha!
	10:36am pantz: Is that why we dumped all of those bananas in Boston Harbor?
	10:37am Walt: I love the "name game." My friend Chuck, not so much.
	10:39am fred: So cool to hear C_C on the station, two days in a row to boot! I don't think he's planning a tour near you, but don't miss him if he does, his show are a load of fun
	10:39am Linda Lee: but Walt! that's the best part!
	10:40am Mick: I have found the Name Game to be a most effective way to get rid of an ear worm.
	10:40am Rob (Jerzcity): Sounds a bit like Grimes right now - did Elon take over?
	10:40am Chris from DC: Th'Gristle!
	10:41am Sem: Throbbin' w/ the Gristle.
	10:42am Lord Johnzon: Looks like we're out of the banana grove... email any further banana related comments to Joe McGasco.
	10:43am steveo: is the name of C_C meant to be a an ascii drawing?
	10:45am Rob (Jerzcity): believe so, Steveo
	10:46am Rev. Turnip Druid: Westbrook.
	10:46am AinAP: Request for Electrical Language by Bee Bop Deluxe - sounds a lot like that TG song, which I haven't heard in forever. Thanks.
	10:46am Mike Wolf: Prime Garbage Time. Feels as if we were building up to something epic, or something...
	10:47am crateslinger: This shit is bananas! B - A - N - A - N - A - S! I just got here and I know I'm late, but I cannot pass up the opportunity to make my second ever Gwen Stefani-related post on the comments board.
	10:47am fred: @steveo: I'll ask him next time I see him
	10:47am Chris from DC: Whoa, that Byron Westbrook was great.
	10:48am queems: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
	10:48am queems: THIS ONE
	10:49am D. Lightfoot: This makes me want to listen to Stereolab all day
	10:51am Ken From Hyde Park: These are the kitten caboodle times right here.
	10:52am steveo: @fred excellent!
	10:52am jmr3: This Emerson Kitamura song is curing my headache.
	10:54am crateslinger: O, right... time to give the drummer some, or ichi my ban, or ubu the web... back in 20 minutes. Don't play anything good til I get back!
	10:54am Linda Lee: we love you just the way you are, Matt. have no fear.
	10:54am queems: you have to own the weirdness
	10:55am βrian: Just the way your are when you aren't playing Felder, that is.
	10:55am FletcherNyc: Get a gig at a medieval restaurant?
	10:56am Linda Lee: hear ye! hear ye! table for 7!
	10:56am crateslinger: Matt is great, but hearing Felder every week is rewiring my brain, and I don't want to change!
	10:56am jess: here comes my favorite part of the show!
	10:56am fleep: The moment we've all been cringing for approaches.
	10:56am Rob (Jerzcity): Carl Cock
	10:56am D. Lightfoot: How did you settle on Toejam & Earl for your theme music, Matt? Just curious.
	10:57am crateslinger: I'm going to time this perfectly. Who knows exactly how long the Felder is?
	10:57am fred: @crateslinger: somewhere, Ken is taking off his T-shirt and readying his best dance moves
	10:58am Rev. Turnip Druid: beware them slippery chickens.
	10:58am Rev. Turnip Druid: th'KITTEN.
	10:58am crateslinger: @fred - aren't you supposed to mosh to heavy metal?
	10:58am Lizardner Dave: Kitten Kaboodle Dot ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGUH!
	10:58am βrian: Joe Henderson & Alice Coltrane await elsewhere ...
	10:59am Lizardner Dave: Felder is playing in the area in October and I may just go see him and yell OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGUH! right when he goes into HM.
	10:59am βrian: Have some durian, Matt.
	11:00am sugarplumfairywolf: I ordered a Heart Attack Burger last week. It should have been called a Jersey Burger as it was Taylor Ham, Egg, and Cheese on a burger.
	11:00am ratso: what about ugli fruit?
	11:00am fred: @crateslinger: Don Felder's Heavy Metal is something... different
	11:00am crateslinger: My cursor is over the button for GTDS. I will stay on the board and miss Felder perfectly. I am starting a new movement. Who's with me! Let's go! AAAAAAaaaahh! (fades into distance)
	11:00am Lord Johnzon: O no you dii iiinnt... the glowing kumquats will be coming for a certain DJ this evenin'....
	11:00am Passaic River Blues: Felder me.
	11:00am fleep: wuss
	11:00am rw: kumquat may have the funniest name though.
	11:00am convoy_pt2: Play it on 45rpm today
	11:01am βrian: Voici les pets de Matt.
	11:01am andrewb: the name "kumquat" is funny though
	11:01am sugarplumfairywolf: Next time I'll get their chicken sliders!
	11:01am ratso: what is "things that sound dirty, but aren't"?
	11:01am Rich in NC: It's time!!!!
	11:02am rw: ratso, that would be kumquats.
	11:02am pantz: Dance like no one's watching, Ken!!!
	11:02am brycepunk1: So glad I made it in time. Need my weekly fix of Heavy Metal
	11:03am crateslinger: That Susana Baca was pretty good. I'm gonna say Felder is 2:45. got my stopwatch going on my phone. 1:42 left. This is going to work perfectly, you poor bastards.
	11:03am ♪ke: Oh that's odd, my VLC Player suddenly jumped to KFJC, which is playing a great track by Quantic Soul Orchestra.
	11:03am ratso: @rw, glad ya tied that up. I didn't want people to think I thought chicken sliders was dirty sounding. Although...
	11:03am crateslinger: I love new player! The Felder Avoidance System!
	11:05am crateslinger: Okay, coming back in 45 seconds.
	11:05am steveo: oh hi @Rob (Jerzcity) sorry I missed your communications earlier. yeah it does look like it.
	11:05am jmr3: I've always been confused that Heavy Metal doesn't rock much
	11:06am crateslinger: perfect. right where I need to be. Didn't hear a note.
	11:06am jmr3: how can you guys complain about the Felder when the song after is always the BEST?
	11:06am fred: I hadn't actually heard it in a while, it sucks even more than I remembered
	11:07am Rev. Turnip Druid: AH, nice. I was thinking it was about time to hatch my dreams into realiteeee.
	11:08am fleep: A tad early in L.A. to be ecstatic, but working on it
	11:08am βrian: Meh.
	11:09am -Ken: Morning all! It's a beautiful day.
	11:11am jmr3: you can't really reach ecstasy if you don't suffer a little first
	11:12am N.A.R.D.: kumquats have a funny name, but they also don't taste very good either
	11:12am βrian: Oh Calloo, Callay ...
	11:13am Matt Warwick: Good Morning, Ken.
	11:15am Rev. Turnip Druid: somehow this track causes a thirsty urge for Simply Saucer.
	11:15am Will: Jan Dukes de Grey! Wait this is heavy prog not heavy metal isn't it?
	11:16am ♪ke: @jmr3, I don't buy it. That's like saying, "How can you appreciate how beautiful the Cuyahoga River is unless you set it on fire occasionally?"
	11:16am fred: Nice to see both Matt and Ken on the same playlist. So the GIFs are not synchronized
	11:17am Walt: This singer actually sounds a bit like Matt.
	11:18am brycepunk1: Walt, I was thinking the same thing. I'll ponder that one.
	11:19am David in London: @ Rev Turnip - time to Dance the Mutation perhaps..?
	11:20am fred: @Ike: Then again, I think a lot of people only heard about the Cuyahoga river because it caught fire. Maybe some members of the Don Felder fan club only pledged to WFMU because of this dumpster fire. 11 is Garbage Time
	11:21am Chris from DC: Oh yay, Simply Saucer.
	11:21am Rev. Turnip Druid: BLESS YOU for th'Saucer, Garbage Boss.
	11:21am βrian: Ok, a PSA sent me back here.
	11:22am crateslinger: Somebody should redo that movie but with a soundtrack by Scissorfight and Behemoth, and an interesting story.
	11:23am MenfussMike: V.U. anybody?
	11:23am rbx: noooo. I missed Felder today ;_;
	11:24am crateslinger: @rbs - So did I!
	11:24am Lord Johnzon: Somebody should redo every movie with an interesting story... and set Hollywood on fire.
	11:25am crateslinger: oops - typo no disrespect.
	11:25am rbx: @crateslinger clearly we're living wrong.
	11:25am fred: @crateslinger: or at least get a Prof. Dum Dum remake
	11:25am crateslinger: @LJ - lol hear ye hear ye!
	11:26am agentearplugs: Oh man, I'm so late to the dumpster. But I'm here, grOoOOvin'
	11:28am Chris from DC: Got to see Saucer about 10 years ago now. So great.
	11:28am Lord Johnzon: Seriously there are what, seven billion humans on this planet, many with interesting stories, and this is the best Hollywood can do? Occasionally Lady Johnzon and I will say to each other "hey let's go to a movie... but there's probably nothing good playing because Hollywood sucks" and we're always right so we never go to the movies.
	11:29am crateslinger: This is awesome. Never heard of these guys, but now I have to go ride my chopper to the moon!
	11:30am Brendan: Damnitall! missed the Felder. I’m sure there were subtle nuances that made this week’s edition unique , precious and a truly majestic and celebratory listening experience that can never be replicated. Someone hold me - I feel so...empty and cold.
	11:30am N.A.R.D.: Nonsense! There's plenty of good movies. I don't go see them in theaters usually, though because it's too expensive. I just wait until they're on DVD and then I go to the video rental store down the street to pick them up.
	11:32am coelacanth∅: Thank you Matt
	11:32am crateslinger: I don't go to the movies either, but you know what I do enjoy? The opera. No kidding. The stories are batshit, the sets are awesome, the music is divine and the fans are so old they are fun to watch during the intermission. I absolutely love it. Tickets are like $40 for the cheap seats. Of course I live in NYC so I have this option.
	11:32am Lord Johnzon: The video rental store!!
	11:33am N.A.R.D.: Lord Johnzon they still exist! I live down the street from the largest rental collection on the East Coast
	11:34am Rob W: Late reaction - we were in the car when I heard it - but the Tuomas Palonen track was lovely!
	11:34am Alejandroool: Simply Saucer plays here in Toronto once in awhile, that was a great cut Matt
	11:34am David in London: @Brendan - I feel your raw pain, but be of good cheer as next weeks planetary alignment is particularly propitious. So in only seven days you will be back in #FelderHeaven
	11:35am Ken From Hyde Park: Movies for cheap can be borrowed from the local library, so there's that option.
	11:35am Lord Johnzon: Anyway... part of the problem is that I'm in a cinema desert... no artsy Fartsy theaters, the only movies that make it to my area are blockbusters.
	11:36am Lord Johnzon: Or just... horrible... attempted blockbusters I guess
	11:37am agentearplugs: Ooooo What is this crazy track? They should of played this at the Met Gala and have all the stars trip over their crosses.
	11:37am steveo: wow that was something!
	11:37am fred: This Yonaton Gat track was amazing
	11:37am crateslinger: We have good movie theatres here too, obviously. I wasn't talking about them. Fabio is always on about the art houses round here. It's Hollywood can eat my shorts.
	11:38am Mister Dobalina: Mo' Matt, mo' fire spittin' !!!
	11:38am crateslinger: A friend convinced me to go see three billboards against my better judgement. What a load of crap.
	11:38am Lord Johnzon: Well looky here, the big fancy station manager has himself a LIBRARY card...
	11:40am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @Crateslinger-you had me at "batshit stories" for opera, now I want to go.
	11:41am fred: I watched a movie last month for the first time in a dozen years, and none of my many movie fans friends had even heard of it. Of course it came from a recommendation on a WFMU playlist
	11:41am rbx: can you actually follow the stories in opera?
	11:41am Beast of Boonton: one of your parents has the same toe
	11:41am Rob (Jerzcity): I WILL NOT ASK SUCH A THING
	11:41am Walt: @fred: Which movie was it?
	11:42am steveo: keep your toes in your socks, matt
	11:42am fred: @Walt: Paradise View
	11:42am Walt: Matt, size 13 shoe? Now we know why you are so popular with the ladies ...
	11:42am tadpole: oooh Joshua Tree
	11:43am tadpole: Seeing Matt at the hoof and mouth thing was... he's very tall. A tower of a garbage man!
	11:43am Ike: NO! That's going too far! NO. NO. NO.
	11:45am crateslinger: Neil, seriously check it out. If you're tired of suspending disbelief at dramas, or laughing at the same jokes in comedies, go straight to the source. Rididulous stories - magic potions, ghosts, villains, heroes... Mozart is hysterical, Wagner is intense, and Puccini writes great songs.
	11:46am egould310: Matt, if you want to grab a drink or two while you’re out here, let me know. My email is my screenname at gmail. Great show as always. Thanks for the tunes. And humor.
	11:46am fred: I tried opera a few times, it's just too narrative for me. I'm very much into contemporary dance though. Already booked 12 shows for next year, I plan to triple that soon
	11:48am crateslinger: @rbx - you have to read the synopsis beforehand - but it fits on one page - and there is a translation of the "libretto" (sung words) on a small screen in front of you. Only like three things happen in an opera, they just repeat everything five times so it takes three hours.
	11:48am tadpole: that or everyone else at wfmu is tiny. that's also possible.
	11:48am βrian: The recitatives just do not work for me. I'd just as soon have the dialogue on a prompter, so they could just skip that section.
	11:50am N.A.R.D.: I love when Matt sings along with the background music
	11:50am BronwynB: i luv opera
	11:51am ♪ke: Inflicting the vile Felder upon us yourself is one thing. But forcing someone else to do it? That's truly beyond the pale. You are a menace, Bigfoot Matt!
	11:51am Mick: Chiming in to back up crateslinger on the opera question - superfun when you get taste for it. There are some really good screenings in movie theaters out there too
	11:51am fred: There's also the UFO that is Nature Theater of Oklahoma. I think they're based in Long Island. From very weird mundane musicals to very weird cowboy dance, they're really out there; I love them
	11:51am βrian: Love that duet from Lakmé.
	11:53am N.A.R.D.: Matt, please put pictures of your pinky toe on instagram so we may all see
	11:54am Rich in Washington: That Enoch Smoky sounded exactly like Cream.
	11:54am BronwynB: @mick: the met opera screenings are so great! i saw all the wagners except gotterdammerung back in like 2010. it was just me and three 80-year-olds. and damn those things are long.
	11:54am BronwynB: i meant all of the ring cycle, not all his operas ever
	11:54am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @ Fred-if you're driving and you want to he really, really , really bored drive through Oklahoma which has exactly two attractions" Tulsa, which is cool, and Claremore which has the world's largest privately owned gun museum. It is the size of a very large grocery store.
	11:55am N.A.R.D.: Go look at the Pacific Ocean, Matt. It's a different color from the Atlantic. It BLUE my mind.
	11:56am βrian: @N.A.R.D: The Mediterranean is better yet.
	11:56am βrian: Coming up opposite Pseu: Tony Coulter wfmu.org...
	11:56am crateslinger: The last time I went to an HD screening of the met broadcast two little old ladies next to me whipped out a tupperware during intermission and made the stinkiest egg salad sandwiches during intermission. Where else you gonna see that! Opera fans are adorable.
	11:57am N.A.R.D.: Indeed! I love the Mediterranean, but sadly they don't have one in California.
	11:57am crateslinger: The Met is running the Ring Cycle next year. Get your tickets now!
	11:57am fred: @Wild Neil: I don't drive and I'm not in the US anyway. And that "Nature Theater of Oklahoma" is apparently a Kafka reference: www.oktheater.org
	11:58am N.A.R.D.: I really didn't expect oceans to be different colors. It really surprised me.
	11:58am David in London: @BronwynB - I’ve done the Ring Cycle too, and even as a Wagner lover it’s a challenge. Really hard on the backside, no matter how comfortable the seating.
	11:58am Ken From Hyde Park: Heavy Metal, the Opera might work. The crazy courtroom scene with Hanover Fiste and Captain Sternn would be a highlight.
	11:59am βrian: A litte Tinactin will fix that ring cycle.
	11:59am Mick: @Bronwyn I've had that same experiences at the screenings: the best/worst was one of Elektra where the equipment crapped out and they had to cancel/provide vouchers. No kind of angry like opera fan angry...
	12:00pm Rob (Jerzcity): Adios, Matt!

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