Favoriting Feelings with Michele with One "L": Playlist from October 22, 2019 Favoriting

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Love Again - Self Hypnosis   0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Language Lessons with Matt Warwick   0:05:04 (Pop-up)
Go Go Go   0:06:37 (Pop-up)
Sex Explained For Children   0:09:48 (Pop-up)
McDonald's Menu Song   0:13:04 (Pop-up)
PSA Health   0:15:00 (Pop-up)
Closing the Sale - The Will to Win   0:15:58 (Pop-up)
Swinging on a Star   0:19:30 (Pop-up)
STD Update   0:22:02 (Pop-up)
Audio Letter for the Society   0:23:30 (Pop-up)
Good Housekeeping - Guide to Reducing   0:25:08 (Pop-up)
America....in Prophecy   0:26:47 (Pop-up)
Sociopath vs Pychopath   0:29:20 (Pop-up)
Psychosexual Poem   0:38:22 (Pop-up)
Fabio on Slow Dancing   0:40:21 (Pop-up)
Porn for the Blind - Big Sausage Pizza   0:42:05 (Pop-up)
PSA - Partytime   0:44:49 (Pop-up)
How to Pick Up Girls at a Woman's Clothing Store   0:45:34 (Pop-up)
Preventing Forest Fires - Fire on the Mountain   0:52:02 (Pop-up)
Manners Can Be Fun (Part 1)   0:53:02 (Pop-up)
Grandpa PSA   0:57:40 (Pop-up)
Chicken Fat   0:58:46 (Pop-up)
This Land is Your Land   1:05:12 (Pop-up)
 
Parakeet Training Record   1:14:13 (Pop-up)
Twosome - Kang and Jag   1:17:12 (Pop-up)
Balls   1:18:52 (Pop-up)
Grover Takes a Walk   1:22:51 (Pop-up)
The Computer Song   1:26:50 (Pop-up)
Talk About a Rocket   1:29:01 (Pop-up)
Learn A Language - Italian   1:33:59 (Pop-up)
Dear Mr. President   1:35:16 (Pop-up)
Dear Mr. President   1:35:23 (Pop-up)
The Monkey Song & Ecumenical Movement   1:39:05 (Pop-up)
Brigham Young Students - Mormons   1:42:13 (Pop-up)
 
Transmentalism   1:52:30 (Pop-up)
Don't Give Away Your Cookie   1:59:00 (Pop-up)
How To Have An Affair   2:02:25 (Pop-up)
Phil's Baby   2:14:13 (Pop-up)
Making Love   2:19:39 (Pop-up)
STD PSA   2:26:10 (Pop-up)
PSA Stalking   2:26:42 (Pop-up)
Satanic Mass   2:27:45 (Pop-up)
David Bowie Save the Children PSA   2:35:56 (Pop-up)
Sheryl - I am an achiever   2:36:27 (Pop-up)
Julia Child   2:39:33 (Pop-up)
Douglas Hurt - Hotel Ayahuaska   2:41:47 (Pop-up)
Hot Dog Acid Trip   2:47:37 (Pop-up)
Studio Larue - The More You Sell   2:51:22 (Pop-up)


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Listener comments!

Avatar 12:04pm
βrian:

Hello, Michele with the Lonely L. Is the L-raiser fundraiser still on?
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Just Ted:

Feelings are facts.
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Krys O.:

Good afternoon!
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blee:

69% raised. oh it's still on.
Avatar 12:05pm
lane:

Woohoooo
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Snoochienucci:

someone help please, i have all these feelings
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LastWhiteRhino:

I'm getting sleepy.
  12:06pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Hello Michele with 1 “L” and everyone. How is everyone feeling?
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LastWhiteRhino:

I think I just passed over to the other side.
  12:07pm
fullmetalmonkey:

I’m so relaxed I just drooled on myself
Avatar 12:08pm
fleep:

This is causing me ridiculous tension and anxiety.
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Snoochienucci:

i feel like a sharks gonna come and attack me
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blee:

wake me up, before you go go.
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Jeff Moore:

I will not have my meditation guided by someone with an horrific Aussie accent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:09pm
coelacanth∅:

greetings Michele (< one l)
and feelies (< also one l)
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MikeG:

Hah!
  12:09pm
P-90:

“Now relax even more, as you exhale, gently lifting your phone with a graceful movement, and go to the WFMU Hellraiser Edge Page...”
  12:10pm
P-90:

*PLEDGE page
Avatar 12:10pm
lane:

I love solid a newsie accent
Avatar 12:12pm
βrian:

"Newsie?" Is that like the BBC's "Newsah?"
Avatar 12:13pm
βrian:

Or are you talking about New Zedland?
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Hello Michele and everyone. Can Matt do a Mark E Smith accent?
  12:14pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Are we in the 13th dimension?
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lane:

Like an old time paper boy ! Staysh does something similar too that I very much enjoy
  12:15pm
John from Florham park:

Interesting listen
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blee:

cover your ears, childrens.
Avatar 12:16pm
Snoochienucci:

@fullymetalmonk 14th i believe
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Lies! Fake science!
Avatar 12:16pm
fleep:

Get to the good parts
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-Ken:

Thank goodness Roger was there to explain all of this to those poor girls.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:17pm
Roger:

I didn't even know I KNEW that!
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blee:

Roger is acting like a Richard.
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LastWhiteRhino:

Hold the special sauce !
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βrian:

Is that do say he has longevity in his jeans?
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βrian:

[genes]!
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Lixiviated Life:

I'm not sure what... I mean is this a song about the...
  12:19pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Will McDonalds deliver just an extra large fries? Really need them right now.
Avatar 😬 12:19pm
agentearplugs:

I'm sitting here working on a mcdonald's commercial
And then this song come on.... Noooooooooooo
  12:19pm
John from Florham park:

McDonald’s and great food what an oxymoron
Avatar 12:21pm
thormagma:

OMG torture set
Avatar 12:22pm
Lixiviated Life:

Yes: because Truth is arbitrary now
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Joe D.:

damn this sales guy is so powerful and alpha. he probably makes alot of sales
Avatar 12:23pm
Lixiviated Life:

Yes: because you can trust government testing
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Krys O.:

The secret to salesmanship: stalking
Avatar 12:24pm
Snoochienucci:

are these things real? i cant tell
Avatar 12:24pm
βrian:

One has got to be close-minded to succeed.
  12:24pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Wow I need to close on something today. I wanna win.
  12:24pm
P-90:

“How did you know my daughter’s name?!”
  12:24pm
ccc:

triumph of the will to win
  12:24pm
kevlicki:

Hi Michele and all!
I’m Feeling a little grey and overcast
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Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the advice in drugs? More drugs, less drugs, or just different drugs?
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blee:

The other secret to sales, lots of cocaine and little shame.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:25pm
Travisano66:

Thank you for this delightful content. I'm not being sarcastic. You are an underground radio sensation. That was a little sarcastic. Thanks for keeping the memory of Know-It-All alive. He will be happy to hear you mentioned him. ... I know you weren't specifically thinking of him, but I'm sure he was in the back of your head BoySplaining.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:26pm
Krys O.:

Eckankar! Did you get that from Micah?
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Phillippe Bastille:

Hey all.
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coelacanth∅:

is this music of mind control?
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Krys O.:

Hmmm, sounds like Rudy.
  12:27pm
fullmetalmonkey:

@ Ken from Hyde park. You know the answer to that question.
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MikeG:

Meanwhile, Chlamydia.
Avatar 12:27pm
fleep:

All music is mind control
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Snoochienucci:

put my headphones back on... "Genital Herpes"
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tim from champaign (now washington):

@Krys O and coelacanth - I was thinking the same thing
  12:27pm
kevlicki:

Is that chlamydia with one L
Avatar 12:27pm
Lixiviated Life:

...fastest growing because chlamydia has the will to win
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blee:

Chla, Chla, Chla, Chlamydia!
Now that's a jingle.
  12:27pm
ccc:

top 40 stds with casey kasem
Avatar 12:28pm
Snoochienucci:

@Lix Chlamydia knows how to close a deal
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blee:

Chlamydia just sounds so pretty.
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coelacanth∅:

oh Krys got it first, except i know it from Ken's marathon premium cassette from i think the early 90s "music of mind control"
  12:29pm
fullmetalmonkey:

I picked the wrong day to stop doing drugs
  12:29pm
andy the painter:

i’m going to be so goddamned informed and inspired by the end of this show.
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coelacanth∅:

i have this record! i've used it in a sound collage
Avatar 12:31pm
Hubig Pie:

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Roger's meaning of life
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lane:

UNEASY FEELINGS
  12:31pm
John from Florham park:

@Andy the painter or get very depressed
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βrian:

"George Worshington"
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coelacanth∅:

the ol' mighty god
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Only if this were true.
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MikeG:

HOT MIKE
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coelacanth∅:

Oh No!!! SEX!!!!
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Just Ted:

Does the bible mention live mics?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:34pm
coelacanth∅:

that's me!!
Avatar 12:34pm
βrian:

And those osteopaths, yo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:35pm
coelacanth∅:

oh wait no That's me!!
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coelacanth∅:

she's off the psychopathy train
  12:37pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Ok I give up I’m gonna smoke weed a little early today.
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βrian:

Is Ken eating crow tonight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:38pm
coelacanth∅:

he's having old crow
  12:39pm
Kat in Chicago in the app:

This is so good! Gonna clicky star the whole show like the other special (once I’m on a reg computer)
Avatar 12:40pm
Lixiviated Life:

eat something
  12:41pm
tofuwife:

I DREW THAT SHIRT!
Avatar 12:43pm
βrian:

The Urban LordGods.
Avatar 12:44pm
Hubig Pie:

Sound the goat alarm please
Avatar 12:44pm
Snoochienucci:

so whys a guy narrating this?
Avatar 12:44pm
Lixiviated Life:

Like a "lemon"?
A dangerous "lemon"?
I dont get it
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Is this Clarence Carter's Strokin?
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ratchicks:

LOL
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βrian:

There's no denying FMU is a refuge for aural sects.
Avatar 12:45pm
I am the Upsetter:

Triggered! 2nd the goat alarm!
Avatar 12:46pm
Snoochienucci:

you should play some of Carlo's Life Tips from The Wake Archive
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Roberto:

Pseni!
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βrian:

Not backslash!!
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coelacanth∅:

uh oh, has Ken taken over the show?
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lane:

Omg no
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coelacanth∅:

i really want some pizza now
  12:48pm
fullmetalmonkey:

What the?
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JeremyB:

WOW - What a weird place to start listening.... Just got back from the market and then... this...
Avatar 12:48pm
Snoochienucci:

suspended congress? lolol
Avatar 12:49pm
ratchicks:

I had to look up what suspended congress was
Avatar 😬 12:49pm
YETI BOB:

They're not backslashes, they are just slashes! Get it right, porn-for-the-blind producers!
Avatar 12:50pm
fleep:

Radio acting! The opposite of subtle
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YETI BOB:

(as βrian said already, sorry)
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coelacanth∅:

"you're some operator!"
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Roberto:

BLOCKED
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MikeG:

I would have been sprayed with mace by now
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zopa:

He's "getting a present" for his "sister."
  12:51pm
queems:

GROSS
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SheWolf:

Mmm pure skank
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Oh man, no wonder I strike out when I talk to chicks at the woman's clothing store. Just for practice, I'll try this out at the men's store first.
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JeremyB:

Wow! Now I know what I've doing wrong!
Avatar 12:53pm
βrian:

Resist!
  12:53pm
Dean:

“ You have a nice figure, like my sister.”
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coelacanth∅:

i don't think i'd buy a see-through blouse for my sister.
i'm weird in that way.
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JeremyB:

yeah that sister comment was especially creepy
Avatar 12:54pm
Roberto:

You look much older? That doesn't sound like the right line to me.
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YETI BOB:

OMG he doesn't even have a sister!
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tim from champaign (now washington):

This guy is a frickin genius!
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Jay Goges:

WOW.... just wow
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coelacanth∅:

tim haha!
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LastWhiteRhino:

I bet Frank is from Staten Island.
  12:55pm
brainiac:

Of course, Frank is a predator who manipulates his victims to climb into the burlap bag in his trunk
  12:55pm
fullmetalmonkey:

I have to memorize this script.
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Jay Goges:

HE DID IT!
Avatar 😬 12:56pm
YETI BOB:

"I can't wait to meet your sister!"
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Roberto:

You did it! You did it! You did it! HOORAY!
Avatar 12:56pm
Snoochienucci:

Frank is a killer
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fleep:

Frank is why mace was invented
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:57pm
The Oscar:

Just tuning in, and OH GOD I'VE HEARD THAT PICKUP TRACK! I used to mix it into Throbbing Gristle on my college radio show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:57pm
-Ken:

Frank's segment was recorded at the Bamburgers in the Woodbridge Center Mall.
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Mickey - tell this to those stupid fucking rainbow hippies who fuck up the environment when they get together and trash the joint.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:59pm
coelacanth∅:

Ken -in front of an audience of seminar attendies?
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coelacanth∅:

(attendees)
  12:59pm
ccc:

smash and rip are psychopaths, but ruin is capable of regret so hes a sociopath
  1:00pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Ducks never sleep lol
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Lixiviated Life:

I'm not getting any work done today.
Thanks a lot America
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coelacanth∅:

Hail Satan
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zopa:

Shut up old man!
Avatar 1:03pm
Snoochienucci:

lol were really not that far from the last one there
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coelacanth∅:

go! you chicken fat Go!
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Stashu:

Michele!!!!!!!
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coelacanth∅:

hey i walked home from the bar last night; i'm trying.
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βrian:

This song is a bit schmaltzy, no?
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Stashu:

You’re blowing my mind!!!!
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Krys O.:

I recall this being played during gym class in elementary school in the early 70s.
  1:05pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Ha I’m making chicken soup right now.
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Stashu:

This is a neighborhood near Mr. Rogers Neighborhood but with even MORE FEELING!!!!!
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steveo:

Oh my, I am very sorry to be late.
Avatar 1:06pm
Hubig Pie:

Adding some chicken fat to poached chicken livers is the secret to good pate
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Stashu:

Different kinds of feelings. Very good ones.
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steveo:

Stashu - goats have weird eyes!
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coelacanth∅:

my parents' friend played this for us when i was little.
Exercise is fun!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Uh oh ... chicken fat shaming.
  1:07pm
P-90:

Great, now I’ll have the “go, you chicken fat, go” ear worm all day
  1:08pm
brainiac:

I'm getting very uncomfortable with this fascist workout
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ccc:

inhale every morning, now we're talkin
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Lunchbox3030:

consider me officially hyped to work out
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Hubig Pie:

Stay the hell off my land
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fleep:

Am I sliced?
  1:13pm
WUMP wump:

Is Ken stealing Andy Breckman jokes?
  1:14pm
P-90:

She be checkin’ all the boxes. And with ONE “L”.
  1:14pm
Grubbus:

Nice lineup today! Lovin the STD tracks... Syphilis has 1 L..just sayin...
Avatar 1:15pm
Stashu:

Goats do have weird eyes! This show doesn’t have weird eyes! This show might have eyes? It helps me see things! See your feelings.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:15pm
Joe D.:

all i want in life is to break that glass
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steveo:

i have learned on twitter that bob dylan is history's 7th greatest singer according to rolling stone magazine

Feelings has one I!
  1:18pm
queems:

healthy normal parakeet
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LastWhiteRhino:

@Stashu: That goat eye looked like a calamari ring.
  1:19pm
P-90:

Someday Rolling Stone will shut the fuck up
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Is there a record to train parakeets to pick up chicks?
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Lunchbox3030:

my favourite way to teach my parakeets to speak is through *SCIENCE*!
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fleep:

The SubGenius parakeet training record repeats the words "I understand what I'm saying."
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ccc:

hello
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zopa:

@tim from washington: you read my mind!
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queems:

the creep in the lady's clothing store should have gone with this
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ccc:

is this another pickup record?
  1:20pm
P-90:

“Now YOUR parakeet can learn to catcall!”
  1:21pm
fullmetalmonkey:

I think I’m going insane. This is gonna be stuck in my head all day. Oh noes
  1:21pm
brainiac:

My parakeet is now speaking surface noise
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Hubig Pie:

My bird says "garbonzo"
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zopa:

Morecambe and Wise?
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fleep:

Flanders & Swann?
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Hubig Pie:

garbanzo
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zopa:

@fleep: Bingo! I get them mixed up.
  1:24pm
Kat in Chicago in the app:

Oh goody it’s time to play with our balls!
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steveo:

i'm glad this isn't ken's show, not sure i could stomach the gif
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zopa:

I give up! No more work today.
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coelacanth∅:

do you tuck?
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steveo:

get your balls out of the gutter
  1:26pm
P-90:

“They were low down on the floor” I’ve been there
  1:27pm
brainiac:

I've lost all hope and ambition after listing to Tony Danza
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Roger:

Oh man, I was loving patting my tummy!
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Roberto:

Even Tony Danza couldn't keep Andy Breckman employed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:28pm
coelacanth∅:

hey it's Professor Dum Dum!
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Lunchbox3030:

unhand that child's toes Grover, you creep
  1:29pm
P-90:

Didn’t Andy say recently he’s got a new project with Tony Danza?
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coelacanth∅:

go a little farther
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Roberto:

Goat scream for Grover.
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coelacanth∅:

okay -on my way to the women's clothing store.
Thanks Michele! i'll listen in the car while i can, and probably crash.
tchau
  1:34pm
P-90:

Eat your heart out, Robert Preston
  1:34pm
brainiac:

garbanzo
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doctorjazz:

Cool show!
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steveo:

cool cool cool cool
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Hubig Pie:

Chic pea
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Michele with One "L":

GUYS HELP ME BE THE FIRST DJ TO REACH 100%!!! I LOVE WINNNNNING!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:36pm
LastWhiteRhino:

Is that a Rocket in your driveway, no it's my Buick. That's not a Buick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:37pm
G:

The Olds ad firm ripped off The Music Man
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Roberto:

I have a 1950 Oldsmobile Rocket 88 -- in HO scale.
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Hubig Pie:

monorail!
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zopa:

@Michele: If you win, do you get to take the morning slot from Clay?
Avatar 😬 Swag For Life Member 1:39pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Only $12 and after that it's just one Satan Pledge to reach the goal.
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βrian:

Oh, Michele wants to close!
  1:41pm
brainiac:

Dear Mr President, please take a long walk off a short pier
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queems:

D:
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Roberto:

The gal from Wings!
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Roberto:

The TV series, not the band.
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βrian:

Where's Mike Nesmith?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:44pm
-Ken:

Thank you Jeremy in Virginia for pledging just now!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:44pm
queems:

love when they get the kids involved
Avatar 1:46pm
βrian:

Sing it, fellow brachiators!
Avatar 1:46pm
Hubig Pie:

The monkey speaks his mind!
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Snoochienucci:

@queems i think its a bit of brainwashing as well
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Roberto:

Just to make sure they're being as ignorant as possible, these anti-evolution types don't draw any distinction between monkeys and apes.
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Roberto:

OK I have to admit I love this Mormons song.
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-Ken:

Not to mention Bonobos or Gibbons. It's BULLSHIT! People should know their f'in primates
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JP:

hey all the feelings are strong today
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Roberto:

It's not just bullshit, it's apeshit!
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βrian:

Bonobos are U-2 acolytes.
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Snoochienucci:

this ones making me uncomfortable
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queems:

i'm always impressed by the auctioneering
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Lunchbox3030:

this mormon track would actually slap if they added the echo sound effect like in the original track
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queems:

agreed, there was a lot of missed opportunity for harmony
  1:51pm
brainiac:

and delay!
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Hubig Pie:

They serve wine at epcot
  1:53pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Is vodka considered an anti depressant?
  1:53pm
kevlicki:

WFMU is my anti-depressant
  1:53pm
brainiac:

they serve swine, as long as they've got the cash
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Roberto:

Is most widely prescribed anti-depressant in all mother Russia.
  1:53pm
pacific standard simon:

Is there a Thurl Ravenscroft boxed set out there somewhere? I want one.
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queems:

GOAT ALARM
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steveo:

speaking of evolution, I learned this week that we (all air-breathing vertebrates) have a diving reflex triggered when our faces get wet that makes our heart rates slow down, etc., so we can stay underwater longer
  1:57pm
pacific standard simon:

Mike Love commands you!
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Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

ahhhhhhhhh
  1:59pm
Susan C.:

Free market zen speak is cracking me up!
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queems:

this is so goofy
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Lunchbox3030:

god i need to find the source for this to send to a friend. anyone know anything else about it apart from its name?
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tim from champaign (now washington):

This is a guided guilt trip.
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-Ken:

@LUnchbox303 this is an episode of a podcast called Paper Radio, and it's the episode called "Transmentalism." I found out about this when Adriene played it on her great show The Blind Tourist.
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Hubig Pie:

I guess the sales clerks had to arrive early to take all this in. Were they paid for this indoctrination?
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brainiac:

The Bachelor uses peanut butter axe body spray to control the cookie
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Travisano66:

We all want Michele's cookie.
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Julie:

now I want cookies
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Lunchbox3030:

@-Ken thanks ken! will tune into blind tourist at your recommendation
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fullmetalmonkey:

Homemade chocolate chip please
  2:06pm
melinda:

Icky metaphor
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Julie:

wow, Helen!
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Roberto:

Girls and men? She seems to have forgotten that women exist.
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pacific standard simon:

Oh, I know what a "cookie" is --I've read THAT much porn. "Pies", too'
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queems:

this lady's got the info i need
  2:07pm
P-90:

The cookie lady was more interesting
  2:08pm
brainiac:

"have a yen for you"
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fullmetalmonkey:

I forgot about rule 2
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fleep:

Yes, lie like a bastard, works every time.
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queems:

i like how rule 5 was basically like "hey, don't rape"
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Lunchbox3030:

ah, that's where im messing up. im always telling women about how many woolly mammoths i have bagged
  2:10pm
P-90:

[writing notes on my forearm]
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fullmetalmonkey:

This is really gonna help. Thanks. Man I was doing things all wrong.
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PKNY:

Is this Ashely Madison's grandmother?
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zopa:

Nothing says class more than having a secret affair.
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Just Ted:

@PKNY HAHA Good one.
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PKNY:

Can't wait to hear advice on how to have your fixer/lawyer cut your paramour a check to buy her silence.
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ccc:

getting my girl some bitcoin
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queems:

finally some good advice! replace that booze!
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Is Side B "How to Make the Most of Living at Bachelor Arms"?
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queems:

never cheat on her but anyone but your wife!!!! hell yes
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βrian:

Don Draper was here.
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fullmetalmonkey:

So much great information today
  2:14pm
P-90:

Yep, the US savings bond tucked in with the French perfume gets them right “to the brink” every time
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PKNY:

Millie Jackson stole her whole shit!
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ccc:

up next, some dating tips from humbert humbert
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steveo:

i'm having an affair with a box of cookies, please don't tell my spouse
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zopa:

@steveo: she knows...
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Oh man. I haven't heard Ken play this for a while.
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queems:

imagine finding this tape at an estate sale
  2:19pm
melinda:

Is there a title for today’s show? On the app and can’t see.
  2:19pm
brainiac:

OW, MY FEELINGS!
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pacific standard simon:

Please don't play the "How to Pick Up Girls" tapes.
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Lunchbox3030:

@melinda "The Feelings Guide to Life"
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Michele with One "L":

@melinda The Feelings Guide to Life
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Michele with One "L":

PLedge to my show and get a pizza badge!
  2:20pm
P-90:

I’m breaking out in a rash
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Ihearcolor:

remember dont drink all her booze!
  2:21pm
melinda:

Thanks y’all
  2:22pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Omg where is this going?
  2:23pm
P-90:

Sounds like Sissy Spacek overdosed on Pentothal
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βrian:

Prop planes droning in the distance always makes me snoozy.
  2:23pm
fullmetalmonkey:

@p-90. Lol. Right
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queems:

outta sight indeed
  2:27pm
fullmetalmonkey:

Dynamite stuff lol
  2:27pm
Bob from poughkeepsie:

I want to rub lotion on that girl
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JeremyB:

Must learn to read palms
  2:28pm
pacific standard simon:

Have you ever had your vulval lines read?
  2:29pm
brainiac:

minyute after minyute after minyute
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Hubig Pie:

Goat alarm must be ooc
  2:30pm
pacific standard simon:

By Vincent Price?
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Lizardner Dave 2:

Just remember, these hippies are probably 70 now.
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queems:

HAHA way to dodge that question buddy
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Lizardner Dave 2:

Stalking robot is back!
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?:

This show is excellent. Must have archive.
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Roberto:

I heart stalking robot.
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Lizardner Dave 2:

HIKE!
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Lizardner Dave 2:

Imissthebus, youmissthebus, wemissthebus.
  2:33pm
brainiac:

now we're cookin'
  2:34pm
pacific standard simon:

The SMKen chorus!
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Roberto:

I ate a lot of seitan over the weekend.
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βrian:

KE = 1/2 * Satanic_Mass * v²
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crateslinger:

deliver butt?
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Roberto:

Wait, Satanists talk like Yoda?
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Lizardner Dave 2:

Wait, the Lord's Prayer backwards is supposed to do something? That's hilarious.
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melinda:

Customers have left the store, now I can crank up the satan, yes!
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Roberto:

Today's vocabulary builder: puissant
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βrian:

Aren't the Puissants playing in town this weekend?
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Lunchbox3030:

@lizardner dave 2: remember, things being played backwards are spooky and satanic. like the pokemon theme song
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devoid.davy:

Satan sounds like Space Ghost
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ccc:

say what you will, this is still better than anton lavey's albums
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Jeff Golick:

Dude needs to chill.
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zopa:

Once more, with feeling this time.
  2:40pm
brainiac:

I'd like to hear Brak do the girl's part
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Roberto:

Now we know why the goat is screaming.
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βrian:

There's one for the WFMU billboard: "Kiss the goat!"
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ron-ji:

I got here at Phil's letter. Judging from all that has followed & the chat room, I gather Music of Mind Control, This American Life, Joe Frank, & the Firesign Theater had a frisky foursome & this is their love child? Can't wait to hear the archive. I just wish I knew the source of the recordings.
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brainiac:

Dear David Bowie, How are you I am fine
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zopa:

Wait a minute, wasn't that Tony Danza's address?!!!
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Lizardner Dave 2:

Did I miss the call to McCrory's about the bubble blower?
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Pope John Paul George:

Satan rules!
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Krys O.:

That Satanic Mass sounded a lot like Nihilist Spasm Band.
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Roberto:

I think this is the same woman from that "Jesus dragged me to hell" found audio.
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Jeff Golick:

At any rate, Sheryl is way scarier than Satan.
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Joe D.:

literally impossible to tell if this is Julia Child or any 80s comedian doing Julia Child
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βrian:

Ah, the smell of cooking rognons!
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queems:

this sounds like a stroke
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PJ:

"beefsteak smells like grandpa" - I guess that depends on what your Grandpa got up to
@JoeD: I certainly couldn't tell if this was a parody of Julia or not
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-Ken:

That was a cut-up of Julia Child, by Ed Special of Ann Arbor's WCBN.
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Hubig Pie:

Uno ragnon taco por favor
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brainiac:

served my guests Ayahuaska and now I need new carpets
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steveo:

wow, i guess it's double-Felder Tuesday!
  2:51pm
Fletchernyc:

Felder!!!
  2:51pm
PJ:

I was stuck on a bus from the Pacific coast to Guadalajara, there were two teenage boys in the back who played "Hotel California" on a boombox non-stop, rewinding the tape whenever it finished, it was at least a 4 hour ride though it seemed much longer. If I had had any money I would have given them $20 for the tape and thrown it out the window.

Anyway, I now know a little bit about what Hell is like, which is why I do reject Satan and all his works, particularly Hotel California.
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Holy cow:

These people and this guy turned me on to acid too.
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βrian:

Jack Webb is listening.
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Fletchernyc:

Double Relish!!
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Roberto:

She's not tripping at all. That's the ghost of the slaughtered pig speaking to her.
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brainiac:

"I was pretty jacked up on marijuana and I decided to buy a hot dog" is how every good drug story begins
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Just Ted:

You KILLED HIM!
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The Butterman:

I had this same experience with a fajita.
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βrian:

It wasn't the LSD, it was the damn sulfites.
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Michele with One "L":

Thanks everyboody!
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Just Ted:

Do they still make Eau de Success, and where can I get some.
  2:57pm
The Butterman:

Nowadays it’s just Wake and bake and a tad of red wine at dinner time.
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Roberto:

This has been the best and the worst WFMU program ever.
  2:58pm
PJ:

Speaking of Jack Webb, today I was reading the liner notes to the Bear Family reissue of Allen Toussaint's first record (under the name "Tousan"), The Wild Sound of New Orleans. When the record came out, Allen was surprised to see that the songs were credited to him, Alvin Taylor (the sax player and arranger - fair enough), and someone no one had heard of, Marilyn Schack. When he complained, the next issue of the album attributed the songs to Toussaint, Tylor, and - you guessed it - "Joe Friday". Jack Webb sure got around back in the day.
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Colleen:

This has been some freaky shit!! Great show Michele!
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ccc:

i have a nosebleed now
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Michele. WTG with the art auction the other day. Wish I could've made it!
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Hubig Pie:

Of all the WFMU programs ever, this one is the most.......
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Krys O.:

Thanks for a fun show, Michele and Ken!
  3:00pm
John from Florham park:

Guys it was not for me but Michele you really shot up so congratulations to you
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