WFMU: Norflax Oxdun Sidetower with Nick The Bard: Playlist from May 11, 2020

Norflax Oxdun Sidetower with Nick The Bard: Playlist from May 11, 2020

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May 11, 2020: Episode 116.3 - (contractual obligation condimental thematic presentation)

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	Approx. start time
Flamp	Is Mayonnaise An Instrument	Flamp's YouTube Channel	Flamp		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Tony Chetta	Mayonnaise the Instrument	Night	Hella Beats Productions		0:01:16 (Pop-up)
Funy Wah Wah	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Funy Wah Wah"	Unreleased Vol.2 - The Sense of Sound	SpicyDisc		0:04:43 (Pop-up)
Splinters	Mayonnaise Jar Life "Mayonnaise Jar Life" by "Splinters"	In The Footseps Of Insects	Woodson Lateral		0:08:55 (Pop-up)
Cereal Killers	Mayonnaise Injection	Stinky Pin Ball Mah Sheen	EggStatic		0:14:11 (Pop-up)
Gonzalo Fuentes	Master Of The Mayonaisse Crossword Puzzle	Baritono Magnetico Home Demos 1997 - 2019	Gonzalo Fuentes		0:17:49 (Pop-up)
CLOTHES	Mayonnaise Meat Toilet For Girl Type Processing	Teething	Weird Dad		0:19:08 (Pop-up)
Z-Report	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Z-Report"	Mom's Spaghetti	MakeWorldGooder Tapes		0:22:50 (Pop-up)
Bronze Teeth	Marmalade "Marmalade" by "Bronze Teeth"	Mayonnaise	BAKK		0:23:22 (Pop-up)
NRBQ	Mayonnaise and Marmalade "Mayonnaise and Marmalade" by "NRBQ"	The Simpsons - Season 11: "Take My Wife, Sleaze"	20th Television		0:28:40 (Pop-up)
Ateliers Rommelpot (Antoine Loyer)	Mayonnaise	Madame Emma II	Ateliers Rommelpot		0:29:25 (Pop-up)
Jon II	camping mayonnaise "camping mayonnaise" by "Jon II"	Mapo Tofu Jandoka Magica	Jon II		0:33:10 (Pop-up)
Despacito Brothers 2	Mayonnaise Is Spicy	Despacito Brothers 2's YouTube Channel	Despacito Brothers 2		0:33:49 (Pop-up)
VOKER	Mayonnaise is NOT an instrument	'Til 2020	VOKER		0:35:32 (Pop-up)
Andrew Alley	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Andrew Alley"	Andrew Alley's YouTube channel	Andrew Alley		0:37:58 (Pop-up)
Milo Tremley	Mayonnaise Farm "Mayonnaise Farm" by "Milo Tremley"	Pure Milo	Mayonnaise Music		0:41:21 (Pop-up)
Twin Hate	Demented Mayonnaise Song	Twin Hate's YouTube channel	Twin Hate		0:43:23 (Pop-up)
El Chaim	Is Mayonnaise An Instrument (El Chaim remix)	El Chaim's SoundCloud	El Chaim		0:46:25 (Pop-up)
Max Coutanche	Mayonnaise Song "Mayonnaise Song" by "Max Coutanche"	Max Coutanche's YouTube Channel	Max Coutanche		0:49:44 (Pop-up)
Five Iron Frnezy	Mayonnaise Taco Monday	Cheeses...	Five Minute Walk		0:50:01 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Yuzo Koshiro, Mieko Ishikawa	levels	Legacy of the WIzard	Brøderbund		0:50:38 (Pop-up)
someone	Mayonnaise Jingle "Mayonnaise Jingle" by "someone"	Gintama Episode 185 - Kokyou to oppai wa tooku ni anite omou mono	Sunrise		1:07:50 (Pop-up)
Frost and Hough	The Mayonnaise Song	Frost and Hough's YouTube channel	Frost and Hough		1:08:21 (Pop-up)
Blast Off Country Style	Mayonnaise Rainbow	Rainbow Mayonnaise	Teen Beat		1:11:23 (Pop-up)
Tony	The Mayonnaise Song "The Mayonnaise Song" by "Tony"	AjaCarol's YouTube channel	AjaCarol		1:13:39 (Pop-up)
Mark Lim	Peanut Butter And Mayonnaise Song	Mark Lim's YouTube channel	Mark Lim		1:14:39 (Pop-up)
George Dawes	Please, No Mayonnaise	Shooting Stars: Season 6, Episode 2	BBC	OK, FINE, "SERIES 6", happy england?	1:16:12 (Pop-up)
Party Boy Sings	Tossing Fishy Mayonnaise On Unique Cardboard Box Song	Fart Duetto With My Wife's Mean Pussycat	Party Boy Agency		1:17:13 (Pop-up)
TVRex	Cinco De Mayo: The Sinking of Mayonnaise	TVRex's YouTube channel	TVRex		1:18:28 (Pop-up)
Eddie Murphy	Happy's Mayonnaise Palace	Saturday Night Live - April 28, 1982	Broadway Video		1:25:40 (Pop-up)
Jamie Page	Mayonnaise vs Mannaise	Jamie Page's YouTube channel	Jamie Page		1:27:59 (Pop-up)
The King Arthur Show	The Mayonnaise Song	The King Arthur Show's YouTube channel	The King Arthur Show		1:33:49 (Pop-up)
Homegrown	Is Mayonnaise An Instrument An Instrument But It's Verbose	Homegrown's YouTube channel	Homegrown		1:41:13 (Pop-up)
Libby	The Mayonnaise Song "The Mayonnaise Song" by "Libby"	freebeat21's YouTube channel	Libby		1:41:55 (Pop-up)
dave504	Is MAYONNAISE an INSTRUMENT	dave504's YouTube channel	dave504		1:43:11 (Pop-up)
PYC Music	Mayonnaise IS An Instrument	PYC Music's YouTube channel	PYC Music		1:45:04 (Pop-up)
CerrisaNicole	The Mayonnaise Song	CerrisaNicole's YouTube channel	CerrisaNicole		1:47:10 (Pop-up)
i'm just a silly bowl of oatmeal	da mayonnaise song	i'm just a silly bowl of oatmeal's YouTube channel	i'm just a silly bowl of oatmeal		1:48:18 (Pop-up)
Hung Like A Shrew	The Mayonnaise Song	The Mayonnaise Song	Hung Like A Shrew		1:49:34 (Pop-up)
Gasmac Gilmore	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Gasmac Gilmore"	Dead Donkey	monkey.		1:51:02 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Yuzo Koshiro, Mieko Ishikawa	levels	Legacy of the WIzard	Brøderbund		1:54:23 (Pop-up)
Suzanne, a love	mayonnaise "mayonnaise" by "Suzanne, a love"	Suzanne, a Love	Suzanne, a love		2:06:21 (Pop-up)
The Hungry Food Band	The Mayonnaise Song (Hey Yo, I Love Mayo!)	Delicious Songs About Yummy Food	Motern Media		2:08:01 (Pop-up)
Pant City	Milk and Mayonnaise "Milk and Mayonnaise" by "Pant City"	51%	Pant City		2:09:27 (Pop-up)
Bugsy MC	Don't Travel On The Mayonnaise	The Unknown Artist	Bugsy Mc		2:14:09 (Pop-up)
Possible Selves	Humidity On Mayonnaise	Divinity On Layaway	God Wants Us High		2:18:26 (Pop-up)
The Headhunters	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "The Headhunters"	Straight From The Gate	Sony		2:22:48 (Pop-up)
Bossfight	The Maze of Mayonnaise "The Maze of Mayonnaise" by "Bossfight"	Caps On, Hats Off	Record Union		2:28:19 (Pop-up)
Out put mayonnaise	aya "aya" by "Out put mayonnaise"	aya	OPM		2:31:34 (Pop-up)
Phelto	Ketchup Mayo "Ketchup Mayo" by "Phelto"	Phelto's YouTube channel	Phelto		2:35:46 (Pop-up)
VSO	Where Is The Mayonnaise "Where Is The Mayonnaise" by "VSO"	VSO's YouTube channel	VSO		2:39:52 (Pop-up)
MAYO NAISE	Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You	MAYO NAISE's YouTube channel	MAYO NAISE	Live karaoke recorded at Don't Tell Mama	2:42:07 (Pop-up)
Jackson Beatz	Is Mayonnaise An Instrument (Spongebob Trap/Rap Remix)	Jackson Beatz YouTube channel	Jackson Beatz		2:46:10 (Pop-up)
pug for President	The Mayonnaise Song	pug for President's YouTube channel	pug for President		2:49:40 (Pop-up)
NEGAME	Mayonnaise Song "Mayonnaise Song" by "NEGAME"	Nathan E. Green's YouTube channel	Nathan E. Green		2:50:04 (Pop-up)
Mangi	You Remind Me Of Mayonnaise	Mangi's YouTube channel	Mangi		2:51:31 (Pop-up)
Riley	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Riley"	ChazzW24's YouTube channel	ChazzW24		2:53:34 (Pop-up)
kirbyandtheblob	MAYO SONG "MAYO SONG" by "kirbyandtheblob"	kirbyandtheblob's YouTube channel	kirbyandtheblob		2:53:47 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Yuzo Koshiro, Mieko Ishikawa	levels	Legacy of the WIzard	Brøderbund		2:56:03 (Pop-up)

Listener comments!
	3:01am Jim the Poet: Good morning!!
	3:02am BH: Wishing all of you the joy of a Lee Greenwood vs Weird Al vs Little Richard+James Brown Wheel of Fortune game.
	3:05am Jim the Poet: I'd like to buy a vowel. Is there a schwa.
	3:06am Nick the Bard: I'm gonna pick a Z, a 4, a Q, another Q, another Q, and.... a Batman symbol
	3:15am Mr. Pumpy: Nick and Jim...what up?!
	3:16am Mr. Pumpy: I was fading last week. I need to get on that Star Trek show. That's my raison d'etre! Thanks for doing what ya do.
	3:17am Nick the Bard: One week it's Star Wars, the next it's all mayonnaise
	3:18am Nick the Bard: Do they even HAVE mayonnaise in Star Trek, or did humanity evolve past needing condiments?
	3:19am Mr. Pumpy: I think they could replicate e mayonnaise. Riker was a mayonnaise guy.
	3:19am Jim the Poet: Live long and prosper, Mr. Pumpy
	3:20am Mr. Pumpy: Data was probably down with the white stuff as well. It made him more human than a sense of humor may have!
	3:20am Jim the Poet: Picard dips his fries in mayo FOR SURE
	3:21am Mr. Pumpy: Jim...yes. you too my friend. Romulus or bust!
	3:23am Mr. Pumpy: Picard mainlines the shit. His worst nightmares aren't of being assimilated, but rather getting yelled at by his au pair for mixing Cabernet and mayo in the closet after dinner. We all have our demons...
	3:26am therealsean: bunch of weirdos here
	3:27am Mr. Pumpy: where?
	3:28am Nick the Bard: (ﾟДﾟ;）
	3:29am Mr. Pumpy: acoustic mayo
	3:29am therealsean:
	3:30am therealsean: welp, that didn't work
	3:34am therealsean: I should drink that cough syrup now. with some mayo.
	3:37am Mr. Pumpy: www.youtube.com...
	4:17am Jim the Poet: I worked at Burger King making Whoppers. The mayo would get all yellow. I still have nightmares.
	4:24am Nick the Bard: I haven't had a whopper in forever, but, now they have that stupid impossible whopper, ugh, that stuff is too much mock-meat :/
	4:26am Jim the Poet: i ate a few of those. I think I ate the wrapper too
	4:28am Nick the Bard: I had the White Castle impossible sliders at least, they were too thick to be "correct" (i also got one that was just the patty, wow that thing was dry)
	4:29am Jim the Poet: I would eat just the slider buns if they gave you a great dipping sauce
	5:05am Ignatatus666: Patty Mayonnaise Or Mayo on a sandwich
	5:07am Jim the Poet: I don't remember that smashing pumpkins song either
	5:07am Ignatatus666: In conversation it’s totally acceptable to pronounce Man naze
	5:08am Jim the Poet: is Miracle Whip different than mayo
	5:09am Nick the Bard: Like, I can remember the SP song when I hear the thing, but hell if I can remember what the song is if you just tell me the title
	5:10am Nick the Bard: Miracle Whip is technically "salad dressing", so, yeh
	5:13am Nick the Bard: I also only ever noticed the taste difference between miracle whip and mayo like, maybe two years ago? and that was because i bought the small dollar jar of it. Kind of like how bottled kraft tartar sauce is a totally different flavor than the restaurant tubs of the same brand
	5:14am Ignatatus666: Jim Miracle Whip is gross and it’s not Mayo.
	5:15am MAYOR MCCHEESE: Good morning, Nick.
	5:15am Ignatatus666: Nick Restaurants normally add a little touch to jarred or canned pre made condiments. Tartar sauce would normally have a little mustard and or Worcestershire added to it.
	5:17am Ignatatus666: By the way good afternoon and Happy Post Mother’s Day to you gentlemen
	5:18am Ignatatus666: M͂ͭ͊ͭ̍̂a͈̟͌̄y͂ͯ̽̿͆͊o͆͌ͫ̓̈n͍͎̬̗n͚̓a̗͔̤͎̦̗ͨ̈́͛ͫͭͧi̤͔̼̫̥̐̿͊̋̊s̙̪̟̝e̱̺̳̘ ̙̹͇͙͖̲͚̃ͦͮ̓ͧͭ͋
	5:19am Nick the Bard: not the gallon jars, i mean, the foil top single serve "tubs" (the little plastic things) media-cdn.tripadvisor.com...
	5:20am Ignatatus666: Never saw those honestly. Only packets which have more stabilizers.
	5:23am Nick the Bard: those things are the best, they have a really nice tangyness to them that the bottled stuff doesn't have, but like a spice tinge as opposed to lemon juice (like what mcdonald's has)
	5:23am Ignatatus666: Jim the poet not to be confused with the Lizard King What did the Miracle Whip say to the refrigerator “Close the door I’m dressing”
	5:40am Jim the Poet: oh i like thAT ONE
	5:43am Eric from Lake Hiawatha: Hilarious like Chopping Broccoli
	5:55am Toothgrinder Tom: Beautiful sunrise this a.m.
	5:57am Ken From Hyde Park: I was into this for a while, but I'm becoming egg sauseded.
	5:58am Toothgrinder Tom: All pink and pale apricot, like the inside of a conch shell.
	5:59am Clay Pigeon: Good moonring Nick and all~~~
	5:59am REDSPIDER: PIDGE!!!
	5:59am Soggy Donkey: Clay! I miss you!
	6:02am Toothgrinder Tom: He has come again in glory!
	6:03am Eric from Lake Hiawatha: Welcome welcome

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	Approx. start time
Flamp	Is Mayonnaise An Instrument	Flamp's YouTube Channel	Flamp		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Tony Chetta	Mayonnaise the Instrument	Night	Hella Beats Productions		0:01:16 (Pop-up)
Funy Wah Wah	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Funy Wah Wah"	Unreleased Vol.2 - The Sense of Sound	SpicyDisc		0:04:43 (Pop-up)
Splinters	Mayonnaise Jar Life "Mayonnaise Jar Life" by "Splinters"	In The Footseps Of Insects	Woodson Lateral		0:08:55 (Pop-up)
Cereal Killers	Mayonnaise Injection	Stinky Pin Ball Mah Sheen	EggStatic		0:14:11 (Pop-up)
Gonzalo Fuentes	Master Of The Mayonaisse Crossword Puzzle	Baritono Magnetico Home Demos 1997 - 2019	Gonzalo Fuentes		0:17:49 (Pop-up)
CLOTHES	Mayonnaise Meat Toilet For Girl Type Processing	Teething	Weird Dad		0:19:08 (Pop-up)
Z-Report	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Z-Report"	Mom's Spaghetti	MakeWorldGooder Tapes		0:22:50 (Pop-up)
Bronze Teeth	Marmalade "Marmalade" by "Bronze Teeth"	Mayonnaise	BAKK		0:23:22 (Pop-up)
NRBQ	Mayonnaise and Marmalade "Mayonnaise and Marmalade" by "NRBQ"	The Simpsons - Season 11: "Take My Wife, Sleaze"	20th Television		0:28:40 (Pop-up)
Ateliers Rommelpot (Antoine Loyer)	Mayonnaise	Madame Emma II	Ateliers Rommelpot		0:29:25 (Pop-up)
Jon II	camping mayonnaise "camping mayonnaise" by "Jon II"	Mapo Tofu Jandoka Magica	Jon II		0:33:10 (Pop-up)
Despacito Brothers 2	Mayonnaise Is Spicy	Despacito Brothers 2's YouTube Channel	Despacito Brothers 2		0:33:49 (Pop-up)
VOKER	Mayonnaise is NOT an instrument	'Til 2020	VOKER		0:35:32 (Pop-up)
Andrew Alley	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Andrew Alley"	Andrew Alley's YouTube channel	Andrew Alley		0:37:58 (Pop-up)
Milo Tremley	Mayonnaise Farm "Mayonnaise Farm" by "Milo Tremley"	Pure Milo	Mayonnaise Music		0:41:21 (Pop-up)
Twin Hate	Demented Mayonnaise Song	Twin Hate's YouTube channel	Twin Hate		0:43:23 (Pop-up)
El Chaim	Is Mayonnaise An Instrument (El Chaim remix)	El Chaim's SoundCloud	El Chaim		0:46:25 (Pop-up)
Max Coutanche	Mayonnaise Song "Mayonnaise Song" by "Max Coutanche"	Max Coutanche's YouTube Channel	Max Coutanche		0:49:44 (Pop-up)
Five Iron Frnezy	Mayonnaise Taco Monday	Cheeses...	Five Minute Walk		0:50:01 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Yuzo Koshiro, Mieko Ishikawa	levels	Legacy of the WIzard	Brøderbund		0:50:38 (Pop-up)
someone	Mayonnaise Jingle "Mayonnaise Jingle" by "someone"	Gintama Episode 185 - Kokyou to oppai wa tooku ni anite omou mono	Sunrise		1:07:50 (Pop-up)
Frost and Hough	The Mayonnaise Song	Frost and Hough's YouTube channel	Frost and Hough		1:08:21 (Pop-up)
Blast Off Country Style	Mayonnaise Rainbow	Rainbow Mayonnaise	Teen Beat		1:11:23 (Pop-up)
Tony	The Mayonnaise Song "The Mayonnaise Song" by "Tony"	AjaCarol's YouTube channel	AjaCarol		1:13:39 (Pop-up)
Mark Lim	Peanut Butter And Mayonnaise Song	Mark Lim's YouTube channel	Mark Lim		1:14:39 (Pop-up)
George Dawes	Please, No Mayonnaise	Shooting Stars: Season 6, Episode 2	BBC	OK, FINE, "SERIES 6", happy england?	1:16:12 (Pop-up)
Party Boy Sings	Tossing Fishy Mayonnaise On Unique Cardboard Box Song	Fart Duetto With My Wife's Mean Pussycat	Party Boy Agency		1:17:13 (Pop-up)
TVRex	Cinco De Mayo: The Sinking of Mayonnaise	TVRex's YouTube channel	TVRex		1:18:28 (Pop-up)
Eddie Murphy	Happy's Mayonnaise Palace	Saturday Night Live - April 28, 1982	Broadway Video		1:25:40 (Pop-up)
Jamie Page	Mayonnaise vs Mannaise	Jamie Page's YouTube channel	Jamie Page		1:27:59 (Pop-up)
The King Arthur Show	The Mayonnaise Song	The King Arthur Show's YouTube channel	The King Arthur Show		1:33:49 (Pop-up)
Homegrown	Is Mayonnaise An Instrument An Instrument But It's Verbose	Homegrown's YouTube channel	Homegrown		1:41:13 (Pop-up)
Libby	The Mayonnaise Song "The Mayonnaise Song" by "Libby"	freebeat21's YouTube channel	Libby		1:41:55 (Pop-up)
dave504	Is MAYONNAISE an INSTRUMENT	dave504's YouTube channel	dave504		1:43:11 (Pop-up)
PYC Music	Mayonnaise IS An Instrument	PYC Music's YouTube channel	PYC Music		1:45:04 (Pop-up)
CerrisaNicole	The Mayonnaise Song	CerrisaNicole's YouTube channel	CerrisaNicole		1:47:10 (Pop-up)
i'm just a silly bowl of oatmeal	da mayonnaise song	i'm just a silly bowl of oatmeal's YouTube channel	i'm just a silly bowl of oatmeal		1:48:18 (Pop-up)
Hung Like A Shrew	The Mayonnaise Song	The Mayonnaise Song	Hung Like A Shrew		1:49:34 (Pop-up)
Gasmac Gilmore	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Gasmac Gilmore"	Dead Donkey	monkey.		1:51:02 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Yuzo Koshiro, Mieko Ishikawa	levels	Legacy of the WIzard	Brøderbund		1:54:23 (Pop-up)
Suzanne, a love	mayonnaise "mayonnaise" by "Suzanne, a love"	Suzanne, a Love	Suzanne, a love		2:06:21 (Pop-up)
The Hungry Food Band	The Mayonnaise Song (Hey Yo, I Love Mayo!)	Delicious Songs About Yummy Food	Motern Media		2:08:01 (Pop-up)
Pant City	Milk and Mayonnaise "Milk and Mayonnaise" by "Pant City"	51%	Pant City		2:09:27 (Pop-up)
Bugsy MC	Don't Travel On The Mayonnaise	The Unknown Artist	Bugsy Mc		2:14:09 (Pop-up)
Possible Selves	Humidity On Mayonnaise	Divinity On Layaway	God Wants Us High		2:18:26 (Pop-up)
The Headhunters	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "The Headhunters"	Straight From The Gate	Sony		2:22:48 (Pop-up)
Bossfight	The Maze of Mayonnaise "The Maze of Mayonnaise" by "Bossfight"	Caps On, Hats Off	Record Union		2:28:19 (Pop-up)
Out put mayonnaise	aya "aya" by "Out put mayonnaise"	aya	OPM		2:31:34 (Pop-up)
Phelto	Ketchup Mayo "Ketchup Mayo" by "Phelto"	Phelto's YouTube channel	Phelto		2:35:46 (Pop-up)
VSO	Where Is The Mayonnaise "Where Is The Mayonnaise" by "VSO"	VSO's YouTube channel	VSO		2:39:52 (Pop-up)
MAYO NAISE	Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You	MAYO NAISE's YouTube channel	MAYO NAISE	Live karaoke recorded at Don't Tell Mama	2:42:07 (Pop-up)
Jackson Beatz	Is Mayonnaise An Instrument (Spongebob Trap/Rap Remix)	Jackson Beatz YouTube channel	Jackson Beatz		2:46:10 (Pop-up)
pug for President	The Mayonnaise Song	pug for President's YouTube channel	pug for President		2:49:40 (Pop-up)
NEGAME	Mayonnaise Song "Mayonnaise Song" by "NEGAME"	Nathan E. Green's YouTube channel	Nathan E. Green		2:50:04 (Pop-up)
Mangi	You Remind Me Of Mayonnaise	Mangi's YouTube channel	Mangi		2:51:31 (Pop-up)
Riley	Mayonnaise "Mayonnaise" by "Riley"	ChazzW24's YouTube channel	ChazzW24		2:53:34 (Pop-up)
kirbyandtheblob	MAYO SONG "MAYO SONG" by "kirbyandtheblob"	kirbyandtheblob's YouTube channel	kirbyandtheblob		2:53:47 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Yuzo Koshiro, Mieko Ishikawa	levels	Legacy of the WIzard	Brøderbund		2:56:03 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	3:01am Jim the Poet: Good morning!!
	3:02am BH: Wishing all of you the joy of a Lee Greenwood vs Weird Al vs Little Richard+James Brown Wheel of Fortune game.
	3:05am Jim the Poet: I'd like to buy a vowel. Is there a schwa.
	3:06am Nick the Bard: I'm gonna pick a Z, a 4, a Q, another Q, another Q, and.... a Batman symbol
	3:15am Mr. Pumpy: Nick and Jim...what up?!
	3:16am Mr. Pumpy: I was fading last week. I need to get on that Star Trek show. That's my raison d'etre! Thanks for doing what ya do.
	3:17am Nick the Bard: One week it's Star Wars, the next it's all mayonnaise
	3:18am Nick the Bard: Do they even HAVE mayonnaise in Star Trek, or did humanity evolve past needing condiments?
	3:19am Mr. Pumpy: I think they could replicate e mayonnaise. Riker was a mayonnaise guy.
	3:19am Jim the Poet: Live long and prosper, Mr. Pumpy
	3:20am Mr. Pumpy: Data was probably down with the white stuff as well. It made him more human than a sense of humor may have!
	3:20am Jim the Poet: Picard dips his fries in mayo FOR SURE
	3:21am Mr. Pumpy: Jim...yes. you too my friend. Romulus or bust!
	3:23am Mr. Pumpy: Picard mainlines the shit. His worst nightmares aren't of being assimilated, but rather getting yelled at by his au pair for mixing Cabernet and mayo in the closet after dinner. We all have our demons...
	3:26am therealsean: bunch of weirdos here
	3:27am Mr. Pumpy: where?
	3:28am Nick the Bard: (ﾟДﾟ;）
	3:29am Mr. Pumpy: acoustic mayo
	3:29am therealsean:
	3:30am therealsean: welp, that didn't work
	3:34am therealsean: I should drink that cough syrup now. with some mayo.
	3:37am Mr. Pumpy: www.youtube.com...
	4:17am Jim the Poet: I worked at Burger King making Whoppers. The mayo would get all yellow. I still have nightmares.
	4:24am Nick the Bard: I haven't had a whopper in forever, but, now they have that stupid impossible whopper, ugh, that stuff is too much mock-meat :/
	4:26am Jim the Poet: i ate a few of those. I think I ate the wrapper too
	4:28am Nick the Bard: I had the White Castle impossible sliders at least, they were too thick to be "correct" (i also got one that was just the patty, wow that thing was dry)
	4:29am Jim the Poet: I would eat just the slider buns if they gave you a great dipping sauce
	5:05am Ignatatus666: Patty Mayonnaise Or Mayo on a sandwich
	5:07am Jim the Poet: I don't remember that smashing pumpkins song either
	5:07am Ignatatus666: In conversation it’s totally acceptable to pronounce Man naze
	5:08am Jim the Poet: is Miracle Whip different than mayo
	5:09am Nick the Bard: Like, I can remember the SP song when I hear the thing, but hell if I can remember what the song is if you just tell me the title
	5:10am Nick the Bard: Miracle Whip is technically "salad dressing", so, yeh
	5:13am Nick the Bard: I also only ever noticed the taste difference between miracle whip and mayo like, maybe two years ago? and that was because i bought the small dollar jar of it. Kind of like how bottled kraft tartar sauce is a totally different flavor than the restaurant tubs of the same brand
	5:14am Ignatatus666: Jim Miracle Whip is gross and it’s not Mayo.
	5:15am MAYOR MCCHEESE: Good morning, Nick.
	5:15am Ignatatus666: Nick Restaurants normally add a little touch to jarred or canned pre made condiments. Tartar sauce would normally have a little mustard and or Worcestershire added to it.
	5:17am Ignatatus666: By the way good afternoon and Happy Post Mother’s Day to you gentlemen
	5:18am Ignatatus666: M͂ͭ͊ͭ̍̂a͈̟͌̄y͂ͯ̽̿͆͊o͆͌ͫ̓̈n͍͎̬̗n͚̓a̗͔̤͎̦̗ͨ̈́͛ͫͭͧi̤͔̼̫̥̐̿͊̋̊s̙̪̟̝e̱̺̳̘ ̙̹͇͙͖̲͚̃ͦͮ̓ͧͭ͋
	5:19am Nick the Bard: not the gallon jars, i mean, the foil top single serve "tubs" (the little plastic things) media-cdn.tripadvisor.com...
	5:20am Ignatatus666: Never saw those honestly. Only packets which have more stabilizers.
	5:23am Nick the Bard: those things are the best, they have a really nice tangyness to them that the bottled stuff doesn't have, but like a spice tinge as opposed to lemon juice (like what mcdonald's has)
	5:23am Ignatatus666: Jim the poet not to be confused with the Lizard King What did the Miracle Whip say to the refrigerator “Close the door I’m dressing”
	5:40am Jim the Poet: oh i like thAT ONE
	5:43am Eric from Lake Hiawatha: Hilarious like Chopping Broccoli
	5:55am Toothgrinder Tom: Beautiful sunrise this a.m.
	5:57am Ken From Hyde Park: I was into this for a while, but I'm becoming egg sauseded.
	5:58am Toothgrinder Tom: All pink and pale apricot, like the inside of a conch shell.
	5:59am Clay Pigeon: Good moonring Nick and all~~~
	5:59am REDSPIDER: PIDGE!!!
	5:59am Soggy Donkey: Clay! I miss you!
	6:02am Toothgrinder Tom: He has come again in glory!
	6:03am Eric from Lake Hiawatha: Welcome welcome

Norflax Oxdun Sidetower with Nick The Bard: Playlist from May 11, 2020

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