WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 10, 2021

Listener comments!
	9:00pm Andres: Here for Darlene.
	♥ 9:02pm solo mon: Andres you will get your fill of Darlene tonight!
	9:02pm Andres: Yay!!
	♥ 9:03pm spodiodi: aloha, ARB! salutations, solo mon!
	9:03pm ARB: Hi you filthy fiends!!!
	♥ 9:03pm solo mon: Fluff n fold w me.
	♥ 9:03pm HyperDose: Weird ones! 😍
	♥ 9:04pm chresti: Heeeyyyy Cha Cha chas!!
	9:04pm Andres: Filthy?! Nothing that a wash and spin cycle can’t fix.
	♥ 9:04pm spodiodi: Happy Teens and Filthy Laundry Friends 👏👏
	♥ 9:04pm solo mon: Spodi! HyperD! Bring all your sheets.
	♥ 9:05pm solo mon: chresti!
	♥ 9:05pm Ken From Hyde Park: Time to turn heels and run ... here!
	♥ 9:06pm solo mon: Filthy friends olo
	♥ 9:06pm chresti: I skipped my shower today, I feel so free!
	♥ 9:06pm solo mon: Ken from Hyde park! Run to us! We will save you
	♥ 9:07pm solo mon: Yeah save the water, skip a shower.
	9:07pm ARB: Andres! Spodiodi! HyperDose! Chresti! Ken! and Solo!
	♥ 9:07pm solo mon: I can’t believe we are all doing laundry on a Friday night
	♥ 9:10pm solo mon: Enjoying a back alley tonight anyone?
	♥ 9:10pm Little Danny: oh darlene you are so dreamy
	♥ 9:10pm Little Danny: hi all!
	9:11pm ARB: Hi Little Danny!
	♥ 9:11pm chresti: Oh my gosh soap suds!
	♥ 9:11pm solo mon: LD babaaaay
	9:12pm Andres: Turning off the washer so I can give this my full attention.
	♥ 9:12pm solo mon: File under “laundry rock”
	♥ 9:12pm StringOFperils: Will I catch a disease from the carpet in here?
	9:13pm Speedo Gonzalez: hi healers!
	♥ 9:13pm solo mon: SOP! The wall carpet or the floor carpet??
	♥ 9:13pm solo mon: Andres no actual chores should get done during the show.
	♥ 9:13pm StringOFperils: I can't deal with such difficult questions tonight
	9:14pm ARB: Little Laundry Girl
	♥ 9:14pm solo mon: Heyyyyy speeedooo
	♥ 9:14pm StringOFperils: This song has STD written all over it
	♥ 9:15pm solo mon: OLO sop
	♥ 9:16pm WR: I acknowledge that I have a history with laundromats.
	♥ 9:16pm solo mon: Let Darlene wash away your fears.
	9:16pm Andres: Elvis had carpet on the ceiling.
	9:16pm Speedo Gonzalez: Hi Solo, ARB, Little Danny, SOP, Spodiodi, HyperDose, Andres, Ken...
	♥ 9:17pm solo mon: WR! Of course you do :-)
	9:17pm ARB: Hi Stringy! Hi Speedo! Hi WR!
	♥ 9:17pm spodiodi: SBD FTW
	9:18pm Andres: Hey, Speedo!
	♥ 9:18pm StringOFperils: Hey there, Speedo, and everyone here at Darlene's
	♥ 9:18pm solo mon: Annnd, Elvis’ ceiling carpet matched the drapes.
	♥ 9:18pm spodiodi: aloha, Speedo!
	9:18pm Speedo Gonzalez: making dinner and listening, 2 gigs waiting for me tonight...
	♥ 9:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, Speedo. You're drip dry, right?
	♥ 9:20pm solo mon: A mime routine on the radio, has this ever happened before?
	♥ 9:20pm StringOFperils: Elvis' carpet matched the drapes. Is that some kind of allusion to the hair dye or something?
	♥ 9:20pm chresti: Hi Speedo! Busy Speedo! Knock em dead!
	9:20pm Andres: Stain inspection.
	♥ 9:21pm solo mon: Mimes always have the most interesting stains.
	9:21pm Andres: And classification.
	♥ 9:21pm spodiodi: i was ruining rice to Henry & Mamie olo Tell Tale Fart
	9:22pm ARB: St. Ainedtaint patron saint of The Fluff And Fold
	♥ 9:22pm chresti: Fix it by adding more stains
	9:22pm Andres: Ruined rice? Higgins, no!
	♥ 9:22pm solo mon: Chresti great idea 💡
	♥ 9:22pm spodiodi: pleasantly agitated
	♥ 9:22pm solo mon: I haaate ruining rice. And oatmeal.
	9:23pm ARB: Mimeography chart required
	♥ 9:23pm solo mon: OLO arb
	♥ 9:23pm StringOFperils: You don't often get a Ho reading, by an illustrious person getting out skidmarks
	♥ 9:24pm StringOFperils: O I love this record !
	♥ 9:24pm solo mon: Take away the pain stain you left on my heart.
	♥ 9:25pm solo mon: Number one song on The Sharts.
	♥ 9:26pm spodiodi: OLO solo
	♥ 9:26pm spodiodi: what a great song/idea!
	♥ 9:28pm Franco Twinkie: Hey.
	♥ 9:28pm solo mon: OOO Franco Tee hi!
	9:28pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Hello delinquency! Vive la CHACha!
	9:28pm ARB: Twanko Frinckie!
	♥ 9:29pm Franco Twinkie: Haha!
	♥ 9:29pm solo mon: Rusty!!
	9:29pm ARB: Rusty Kitten!!
	♥ 9:29pm Little Danny: hello rusty
	9:30pm Andres: A stain of humanity.
	♥ 9:30pm StringOFperils: Arse en All Stain Killer
	♥ 9:30pm solo mon: Rusty are you the laundromat cat?
	♥ 9:30pm chresti: Smooth transition to the action
	9:30pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Hi Little Danny and ARB and Solami!
	♥ 9:30pm solo mon: And also semen
	9:31pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Yes. In this life.
	♥ 9:31pm solo mon: Looks like a Jackson Pulloff painting
	♥ 9:31pm spodiodi: Solami olo, Rusty XD
	♥ 9:31pm StringOFperils: Crusty
	9:31pm Andres: Rusty Kitten being seduced by the poltergeist.
	9:32pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Rusty the mime is always killing kittens.
	♥ 9:32pm solo mon: The stain in your brain called shame
	♥ 9:32pm chresti: Shame stain cream
	♥ 9:32pm spodiodi: crusty rusty
	♥ 9:32pm solo mon: A skid mark reading.
	9:32pm ARB: Crusty but trusty
	♥ 9:33pm Little Danny: darlene will never shame stain you
	9:33pm Andres: More accurate than tea leaves.
	♥ 9:33pm solo mon: Rustworthy
	9:33pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Andres it’s true! I’m done with this plane I need to catch the next ghost train in the TV.
	♥ 9:33pm Little Danny: i want a rainy night with darlene
	♥ 9:33pm WR: No shame in a stained brain. More back coming will cover it.
	♥ 9:33pm Little Danny: stain shame jeez
	♥ 9:33pm spodiodi: oh my! that's too much! that machine is overloaded!!!
	9:34pm otto: scrub a dub dub!
	♥ 9:34pm WR: combing or coming, your choice.
	♥ 9:34pm Little Danny: oh man this is fantastic
	♥ 9:34pm solo mon: Otto! Welcome to the fluff and fold !
	9:34pm ARB: Hi otto!
	♥ 9:34pm solo mon: Comb as you are, WR.
	9:35pm Andres: Rusty Kitten, don't go into the light!
	♥ 9:35pm solo mon: Rusty where’s the best place to find kibble?
	♥ 9:37pm spodiodi: 💪
	♥ 9:37pm WR: Priscilla was 14 when she recorded the raincoat song. en.wikipedia.org...
	9:38pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): That’s how I found Darlene. It rained so hard and I went to sleep in a dryer. She didn’t see me and turned it on with a full load. That’s when I first saw the light through the towels.
	9:38pm Andres: Stronger than dirt cuz dirt is old.
	♥ 9:38pm solo mon: A Jacks.
	♥ 9:38pm chresti: LOLOMAO
	9:38pm ARB: My favorite version of the raincoat song is by Al and Ina Harris, not least because Al and Ina = Alina
	9:39pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): There is peace and serenity in the light Andres!
	9:39pm Andres: As long as there is catnip there then go in peace.
	♥ 9:40pm Little Danny: oh wow yes i know that version too ARB!!! love it
	♥ 9:40pm spodiodi: Laundry Shamans
	9:41pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Je suis un chat orange. Catnip is the ticket to the train.
	♥ 9:41pm solo mon: Support Laundrette Culture
	9:41pm Andres: Not to be confused with laundry shamings.
	♥ 9:42pm spodiodi: SHAME!
	♥ 9:43pm Little Danny: omg that is so mel
	♥ 9:43pm spodiodi: oh man this is great
	9:43pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I saw a show once where this human came in singing La Vie en Rose and pooped out a beautifully arranged shart-cooterie plate. From his down unders thunder!
	♥ 9:43pm Little Danny: how much is a stain reading
	♥ 9:43pm Little Danny: i will pay
	♥ 9:44pm solo mon: Shart cuterie
	♥ 9:44pm spodiodi: shart-cooterie <3 oh man
	9:44pm ARB: Cute Sharterie
	♥ 9:44pm solo mon: Canned corn and vodka.
	9:44pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): There were little chocolate turtles hence the cooter!
	♥ 9:44pm StringOFperils: Creme de la Corn
	9:45pm Andres: Shart Couture
	♥ 9:45pm Franco Twinkie: When I was a kid, my cousin washed his hair with Ajax to amuse me and my sister. He wound up getting it in his eyes and started screaming. His mom came in the bathroom and beat the crap out of him for been so stupid. His hair was standing straight up, which only made it funnier.
	9:45pm ARB: With magic shells?
	9:45pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I was holding onto a stool this whole time. Speaking of turtles.
	♥ 9:46pm spodiodi: stool holder. slippery business
	9:46pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Is that what a pig in a blanket feels like?
	♥ 9:46pm solo mon: OLO Rusty kitten
	♥ 9:47pm solo mon: Corn Smut
	♥ 9:47pm StringOFperils: Turd tongs are required.
	♥ 9:48pm Franco Twinkie: Other peoples shitty underwear. This could be a two part show.
	♥ 9:48pm spodiodi: i'm going to be laughing about held turtles and pigs in blankets until forever thank you, Rusty
	9:49pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I mean, how the mini hot dog actually feels in the little biscuit must be comparable to a dry unyielding BM trying to make it to la plongée!
	♥ 9:49pm chresti: He's wearing tennis togs!
	♥ 9:49pm StringOFperils: That's the Cha Cha Hills 90210 laundrette. You can tell because it's sporty
	9:49pm Andres: We haven’t even dealt with stinky socks yet. Part 3.
	♥ 9:49pm solo mon: Rusty did you make an almond roca on the lost n found box?
	9:50pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Cha Chart Cuter Eeee!
	♥ 9:50pm solo mon: LOL Rusty are you sure your last name isn’t Warren??
	♥ 9:51pm spodiodi: the better laundrettes in Cha Cha Hills have at least one incinerator (you sometimes have to ask the mgr)
	♥ 9:51pm chresti: Enema toes
	9:51pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I made it yes! From Organic Chocolate. Delicious Carmel and minced pecans…that I ate.
	♥ 9:51pm solo mon: If you can’t wash it, burn it.
	♥ 9:51pm Little Danny: omg skidy woe will never be the same
	9:52pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Oh my gawd I think my turtle died!
	♥ 9:52pm StringOFperils: Organic Skiddley Doo
	♥ 9:52pm solo mon: LD, it’s making me giggle so much.
	♥ 9:52pm spodiodi: Andres sock comment got me thinking. handy.
	9:54pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): ARB I guess the shell wasn’t magic.😿
	9:54pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Or turtles can’t breath in gin.
	♥ 9:54pm StringOFperils: Existainchullism
	♥ 9:55pm solo mon: Copromance Novel
	9:55pm Andres: Can we reach Darlene at The Psychic Friends Network with Dionne Warwick?
	9:55pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): He fell off his ostentatious ice cube.
	♥ 9:55pm spodiodi: M&Mity?
	♥ 9:55pm spodiodi: whoa
	9:55pm ARB: protect their analnymity
	♥ 9:56pm StringOFperils: Focklear
	9:56pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Do you mean Neon Doorwick?
	♥ 9:56pm solo mon: Onset pool shart
	9:56pm ARB: So sorry Rusty, maybe you should drop your load at a different launderette next time
	9:56pm Andres: Onset pool shart is a true blooper.
	♥ 9:57pm StringOFperils: Submarine launch footage.
	9:58pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I forgot to clean the pool! At least shrimps floating in water looks natural?
	♥ 9:58pm Franco Twinkie: I had to get out of a public pool because a mystery turd was spotted in the shallow end.
	9:59pm Andres: My friend had two posters in his basement rec room. Pia Zadora and Feather Focklear.
	♥ 9:59pm Little Danny: no way
	♥ 9:59pm spodiodi: is that shrimp moving?
	♥ 9:59pm solo mon: Everyone out of the pool.
	9:59pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I think I see a tail poking through her bikini bottom. Rumble in the jungle.
	♥ 9:59pm Little Danny: well there it is
	♥ 9:59pm Little Danny: shart, the movie
	♥ 10:00pm solo mon: That’s not even a whole shrimp 🍤 💦
	♥ 10:00pm StringOFperils: Shart, the Bollywood Shaft knockoff. Shut yo mouth.
	♥ 10:00pm solo mon: SHARFT
	♥ 10:01pm StringOFperils: John Sharft
	♥ 10:01pm solo mon: OLO
	10:01pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Obviously doesn’t mean the same thing. The loose translation of shart from Hindi is wet loose beef. But spicy.
	♥ 10:02pm solo mon: Butt spicy.
	10:02pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I mean butt spicey.
	♥ 10:02pm StringOFperils: Oh, I think I've had a sharft sandwich.
	♥ 10:02pm spodiodi: Shaart
	10:02pm Andres: Pre-jerky.
	10:02pm ARB: Come back next week for www.discogs.com...
	♥ 10:04pm solo mon: Anus Dairy real ness
	♥ 10:04pm StringOFperils: Ha ha. Shot by both sides. Barfi and Anus Dairy
	10:04pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): In Russian it’s a pretty straight forward translation Borschtsplosion!
	♥ 10:04pm chresti: Cant't wait for Barfi
	♥ 10:05pm spodiodi: this show is great with dinner!
	♥ 10:05pm spodiodi: Cha Cha Hills needs a dinner theater
	♥ 10:05pm solo mon: Dinner Theater! 🍽 🎭
	♥ 10:05pm spodiodi: jinxarolo
	♥ 10:06pm StringOFperils: You can bring this up again later.
	♥ 10:06pm solo mon: There’s a whole dinner theater district in Cha Cha Hills, mostly erotic musical parodies: little shop of whores, diddler on the roof…
	♥ 10:06pm spodiodi: those jets OLO
	♥ 10:06pm solo mon: SOP OLO
	♥ 10:07pm Franco Twinkie: A friend of ours was walking back from the beach in Isla Vista when she felt the overwhelming urge to go. She was wearing a microscopic bikini so it needed to be addressed immediately. There was an apartment building with tropical plants in front. She crawled in the bushes and took and enormous crap right under a window where two people were eating dinner.
	♥ 10:07pm chresti: Anus Dairy
	♥ 10:07pm solo mon: It bears repeat.
	10:07pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I was one of the original models go Dr. Deux’s The Chart in the Hat. Before they sanitized it for a younger market.
	♥ 10:07pm Little Danny: all the reviews of this movie pretty much boil down to "not enough sharting"
	10:08pm ARB: Produced by Dilbagh and Dixit
	♥ 10:08pm solo mon: The shart in the hat OLOL
	10:09pm ARB: That's why you'll only see me in baggy bikinis
	♥ 10:10pm StringOFperils: Load-bearing support
	♥ 10:10pm spodiodi: full bikinis
	♥ 10:11pm solo mon: Jane Austeamer
	10:11pm ARB: Scat vampire novelist
	♥ 10:11pm Franco Twinkie: She was quite striking and her bikini was bright yellow.
	♥ 10:11pm spodiodi: she wore a saggy baggy full bikini
	♥ 10:11pm StringOFperils: I'd watch the scat vampire movie probbly
	10:11pm Andres: Where does William Shatner fit in?
	♥ 10:12pm spodiodi: Shartner*
	♥ 10:12pm solo mon: Whitney Houston’s Blueberry Period
	10:12pm ARB: OLO Spodi
	♥ 10:12pm Franco Twinkie: Up Spocks ass?
	♥ 10:12pm spodiodi: oh man
	♥ 10:13pm Little Danny: perfect
	10:14pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Are you a Shart Wreck fan?
	10:14pm Andres: Best GIF ever!!
	♥ 10:14pm spodiodi: when is Shart Week?
	♥ 10:14pm solo mon: The Shart Tank
	♥ 10:14pm StringOFperils: Shart Wreck spatter pattern expert
	♥ 10:15pm solo mon: Read em and wipe.
	10:15pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Shart Scootin’ Boogie.
	♥ 10:16pm spodiodi: OLO solo. oh god
	♥ 10:16pm solo mon: I gotta shart watching melrose place again.
	10:17pm ARB: Melrose Deuce
	♥ 10:19pm solo mon: I hope Feather Focklear doesn’t hear this. She will come for Darlene.
	♥ 10:19pm Little Danny: huh what is that weird sculpture back there
	♥ 10:20pm solo mon: A jade honey bear?
	10:21pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): Amanda always talked about the importance of “business” on Melrose. I wonder if Amanda ever sent her a turd?
	♥ 10:21pm Franco Twinkie: I did a photo shoot with Heather on an exercise bike. She's actually a very nice person.
	10:21pm Andres: Mansplain a stain.
	10:22pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): That is an unfortunate wig and cut of leotard to be cat/cowing in.
	♥ 10:23pm solo mon: OLO Rusty
	♥ 10:23pm Little Danny: i have definitely cried during stain readings before
	10:23pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): But it keeps the scampi in the pot!
	♥ 10:24pm solo mon: OLOOOO
	♥ 10:24pm StringOFperils: I thought the scampi was in the pool
	10:24pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): I’m gonna peuce.
	♥ 10:25pm Little Danny: wow this song!
	♥ 10:25pm solo mon: Admit it, we all know eating shrimp while at work is a gamble.
	♥ 10:26pm HyperDose: We need another Cha Cha cruise
	10:26pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): Chartreuse?
	♥ 10:27pm StringOFperils: Pedal steel and rinse cycle @ Darlene's
	♥ 10:27pm solo mon: It’s not a slide guitar it’s a skid guitar
	10:28pm Andres: Shrimp have never hurt me.
	♥ 10:28pm solo mon: Maybe a swan boat race, HyperD?
	♥ 10:29pm HyperDose: Excited for your fill-in next week, ARB. So gracious of you to host my bday bash!
	♥ 10:29pm solo mon: This song
	♥ 10:29pm StringOFperils: Hah! I just watched that film a couple of weeks ago!
	♥ 10:29pm Little Danny: love this song!!!
	10:29pm Andres: it looks like they are cooking those women in a lava bowl.
	♥ 10:30pm solo mon: Yes 2 hours of arb’m next Friday !
	10:30pm ARB: Oh nice HyperDose, let me know if you have any requests!
	♥ 10:30pm StringOFperils: Hot pin-up ramen
	♥ 10:30pm solo mon: Doris Washman
	10:30pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): This song reminds me I used to be royalty in Egypt. 😻
	♥ 10:31pm solo mon: Rusty are you on tik tok?
	♥ 10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Been the intrepid word traveler she is, I was hoping Alina might regale us with a story of staggering horror about loose bowels in the third world.
	10:32pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): Solo i have taken a lot of drugs but not that. Is there an amyl option?
	♥ 10:32pm HyperDose: Going to be too busy raising pinkies with top Hollywood brass, Solo? @ARB No requests, but I did find an image I think you and Solo would love
	♥ 10:33pm solo mon: I will be attending the arbitrarium next Friday!
	♥ 10:33pm solo mon: Cry Clean Only
	♥ 10:34pm Franco Twinkie: I got a good one about poppers, but it's to long.
	10:34pm Andres: Stain In The Brain? Better clear that with Drypress Pill first.
	♥ 10:35pm solo mon: Handy shart chart in the playlist.
	♥ 10:35pm HyperDose: @SolARB An actual review I came across while looking at curtains i.ibb.co...
	10:35pm ARB: I dropped trou and squatted in a field elbow to elbow with pilgrims doing the same. There was no wiping, only an empty soda bottle filled with dubious puddle water. Satisfied Franco?
	♥ 10:36pm Franco Twinkie: Thank you.
	10:36pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): I eat corn all the time just so I can forget something.
	10:37pm ARB: Dedicate this one to Chresti!!!
	♥ 10:37pm chresti: Weeeee!
	♥ 10:37pm solo mon: From cry baby country to soap punk
	10:38pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): ARB that gave me an idea! A seltzer machine combined with a bidet. Twenty three skidoo!
	♥ 10:38pm solo mon: If I forget eating corn, it’s because the corn wasn’t memorable.
	10:38pm ARB: covering the bristol sharts today
	10:39pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): Wooo!
	♥ 10:39pm solo mon: Chocolate Egg Cream
	♥ 10:39pm StringOFperils: Memory kernals
	♥ 10:39pm spodiodi: The Mummies <3
	10:40pm Andres: This version!
	10:41pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): Memory Foam what’s the Bristol Chart rating for that. For a friend.
	♥ 10:41pm Franco Twinkie: Isotope Soap was the topic of conversation after dinner on Thanksgiving. The lyrics were written jointly in the back seat of a Buick. My brother-in-law came up with the riff in Chrestis parents kitchen
	♥ 10:41pm solo mon: If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s foamy…?
	♥ 10:42pm chresti: Thanks, ARB! I think it's the first time I've heard this version, with the mommymen.
	10:42pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): Dan Anders is my cat porn name.
	♥ 10:43pm StringOFperils: Cat danander
	♥ 10:44pm solo mon: I still can’t believe that feather Focklear’s psychic pool shart was covered up in the US, but was made into a musical in India???
	10:44pm Andres: If it’s foamy it be homey.
	♥ 10:45pm solo mon: Andres OLO
	♥ 10:46pm solo mon: Mimesplain
	10:46pm ARB: Darlene asking the real questions, like who the fuck chews gum anymore?
	♥ 10:46pm HyperDose: Wait did Martha Stewart just become a DJ?
	♥ 10:46pm spodiodi: sociopaths.
	♥ 10:47pm solo mon: Sociopaths chew gum.
	♥ 10:47pm StringOFperils: Sociopaths chewing everything
	♥ 10:47pm chresti: I chew gum
	♥ 10:47pm solo mon: Darlene chewing scenery.
	♥ 10:47pm Franco Twinkie: I peel gum off the floor.
	10:48pm Andres: Heimlich maneuver does not work for choking on a scream.
	♥ 10:48pm Little Danny: what kind of gum chresti?
	♥ 10:48pm chresti: nicotine
	♥ 10:49pm Franco Twinkie: Sometimes it falls out of her mouth while she's sleeping.
	♥ 10:51pm solo mon: Cybersockual Science friction
	♥ 10:51pm StringOFperils: Sounds like a good way to get hosed
	♥ 10:52pm Little Danny: thanks solo i was wondering how that was spelled!
	♥ 10:52pm chresti: I take it out of my mouth before I sleep, then I knock it onto the floor when I get up.
	♥ 10:53pm HyperDose: Can I get blasted with the gravy hose before bed?
	10:53pm ARB: Hype whats up with that cinnamon stick curtain rod I'm kornfused?
	♥ 10:54pm solo mon: Soapy
	♥ 10:54pm HyperDose: Was researching curtains for the living room and someone accidentally uploaded a pic of cinnamon sticks in their review
	♥ 10:54pm Franco Twinkie: No complaints about the music tonight!
	♥ 10:55pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo and ARB i did catch 20 minutes anyway
	♥ 10:55pm solo mon: Hi coel!!
	♥ 10:56pm StringOFperils: Agreed. Great music/show. Top of the Sharts
	10:56pm ARB: LOL HD so weird!
	10:57pm ARB: No complaints is my aspiration
	♥ 10:57pm coelacanth∅: ...enjoying the pictures. i'm familiar with a few of them
	10:57pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): That was a swinging’ set! Great time ARB and Solo as purrr usual!
	10:57pm ARB: It's the real Coelacanthø!
	♥ 10:58pm solo mon: I skiddely doo all of you!
	♥ 10:58pm coelacanth∅: uh oh... was the coelacanth-come-lately by?
	♥ 10:58pm Franco Twinkie: I know Soapy by The Lyres , but this is the first time I've ever heard what I'll presume to be the original. Fantastic!
	10:58pm ARB: No no, just amused by the antics earlier this week
	10:59pm ARB: Couple more uncomplainable tracks before we disappear down the drain
	♥ 11:00pm solo mon: Six more minutes to fill up the complaint box.
	♥ 11:01pm Little Danny: oh who dang that flew by! i love you darlene and rusty and solo and ARB!!!! man i love these darlene eps
	♥ 11:01pm coelacanth∅: haha ARB me too...sort of! amused and annoyed! is that Heather Locklear (sp?) in that gif w/ "alison"?
	♥ 11:01pm WR: Okay, see y'all later. No starch in my sharts, please. Thank you.
	♥ 11:01pm spodiodi: you stain your names across my brain, every week, ARB and solo ❤️❤️ thank you 👏👏 👠👠
	11:02pm Rusty The Mime: (Swimming spinning and spiraling towards upstage center then I see a bottle int the water with a tiny mime me in it) At least my leotard is clean and shrimp free!
	♥ 11:02pm solo mon: Yes, coel that’s Feather Focklear being mean to Allison as usual.
	♥ 11:02pm Little Danny: darlene is romantic!!!
	11:02pm ARB: Thanks all you filthy fillies!!
	♥ 11:02pm Franco Twinkie: I just remembered a good story carpet shitter told me about said topic. This one involved bestiality too! To late.
	♥ 11:02pm HyperDose: Love this crowd!
	♥ 11:03pm StringOFperils: Gotta go home now. I wonder if the Brown Line is still running.
	11:03pm ARB: Next week I'm filling in, Korny is still in rehab
	♥ 11:03pm coelacanth∅: oh i saw whatever show that's from a few times. i used to like the allison person!
	11:03pm Rusty The Mime: Darlene is the marry, the fuck and the kill in my black book.
	♥ 11:03pm Little Danny: she's the real deal alright
	♥ 11:04pm solo mon: Cha Cha Heels will be back on Christmas Eve! Next week a special ARBitrarium. Korny is actually in PRE hab which is preventative re hab.
	♥ 11:04pm spodiodi: PRE hab OLO
	♥ 11:04pm Little Danny: i hope korny gets the help he needs!!! poor guy
	♥ 11:05pm spodiodi: SAVE KORNY
	♥ 11:05pm coelacanth∅: -maybe some fiber
	11:05pm Rusty The Mime: Korny didn’t remember eating any scampi!
	♥ 11:05pm solo mon: Lighting a candle salad for korny.
	♥ 11:05pm chresti: We glitter when you don't litter!
	11:06pm Rusty The Mime: Riding a candle salad more likely!
	11:07pm Andres: It is tough to kick the pigs in a blanket habit.
	11:07pm ARB: Freudian slipping away now....
	♥ 11:07pm coelacanth∅: i guess we'll see Korny post-pre then Thanks y'all
	♥ 11:07pm Franco Twinkie: I feel like I need to go wash my ass.
	11:08pm ARB: I like the fluff and fold bc of the industrial steamr
	♥ 11:08pm solo mon: Have a wishy washy weekend everyone !
	♥ 11:09pm spodiodi: cha cha ciao, Heelers ✌️
	♥ 11:09pm coelacanth∅: i like the fluff, no problem with the fold either and i love a good steamer
	11:09pm The Real Rusty: Don’t forget to wash your clothes!
	11:09pm Andres: Thank you, solo mon! Thank you, ARB! Darlene is the best!
	♥ 11:10pm chresti: I like laundromats that have a giant roller press thing for linens.
	11:10pm The Real Rusty: Darlene needs an action figure.
	11:11pm ARB: Why didn't we hear any scatting in this episode?
	♥ 11:11pm solo mon: Diamonds to rust. Crust to crust.
	11:11pm The Real Rusty: Misty can I borrow your ankle sock?
	♥ 11:12pm solo mon: Besides scat vampire novelists
	♥ 11:13pm Little Danny: do scat vampires have fangs tho
	♥ 11:14pm chresti: Thanks solo mon and ARB and Rusty and Darlene! Braavo!
	11:14pm ARB: LD find out on January 7!
	11:16pm ARB: Good night Chresti, don't knock your gum too hard!
	♥ 11:19pm solo mon: Gnight y’all thanks for cha cha chatting.
	♥ 11:19pm Franco Twinkie: This was a very prescient show for me. I woke up about three this morning soaked with sweat. I went to the bathroom and then the cramps started. I finally staggered back to bed about five. I made sure I loaded the washer before Chresti saw what happened. I was late tonight because I went over to my moms house and passed out with the heater on.
	♥ 3:24pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): that may be one of the only mime performances ever heard on the radio!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 10, 2021

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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December 10, 2021: My Pitiful Laundrette

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
The Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "The Happy Teens"		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
The Echo Valley Boys	Washing Machine Boogie		0:02:54 (Pop-up)
Lynn Avalon	Bernie's Tune "Bernie's Tune" by "Lynn Avalon"		0:05:08 (Pop-up)
Henry & Mamie	Soap Suds "Soap Suds" by "Henry & Mamie"		0:09:20 (Pop-up)
Barbara & The Boys	Hootie Sapperticker		0:11:20 (Pop-up)
The Originals	Little Lonely Girl "Little Lonely Girl" by "The Originals"		0:13:11 (Pop-up)
Buddy Morrow	The Tell-Tale Heart "The Tell-Tale Heart" by "Buddy Morrow"		0:20:47 (Pop-up)
Patti Austin	Take Away The Pain Stain		0:22:55 (Pop-up)
Sandra Kay Tucker	Have It Your Way		0:26:03 (Pop-up)
The Fontane Sisters	The Fortune Teller Song		0:31:20 (Pop-up)
Priscilla Wright	The Man In The Raincoat		0:32:14 (Pop-up)
A. Jacks & The Cleansers	Stronger Than Dirt		0:34:58 (Pop-up)
Benny Spellman	Fortune Teller "Fortune Teller" by "Benny Spellman"		0:37:11 (Pop-up)
The 5 Chanels	Skiddily Doo "Skiddily Doo" by "The 5 Chanels"		0:43:59 (Pop-up)
Kokomo	Snappin' "Snappin'" by "Kokomo"		0:46:45 (Pop-up)
Nappy Brown	Skidy Woe "Skidy Woe" by "Nappy Brown"		0:49:05 (Pop-up)
Hemant Kumar	Jana Na Chhod Ke "Jana Na Chhod Ke" by "Hemant Kumar"	The Original Soundtrack Of Shart	0:57:52 (Pop-up)
Iqbal Quereshi	Gaal Gulabi Kis Ke Hain	Love In Simla	1:02:13 (Pop-up)
Hemant Kumar	Dil Mera Hai Diwana "Dil Mera Hai Diwana" by "Hemant Kumar"	The Original Soundtrack Of Shart	1:05:22 (Pop-up)
The Nomads	Icky Poo "Icky Poo" by "The Nomads"		1:12:17 (Pop-up)
Davy Jones	Jezebel "Jezebel" by "Davy Jones"		1:15:00 (Pop-up)
B.B. King	Poontwangie "Poontwangie" by "B.B. King"		1:17:13 (Pop-up)
Huelyn Duvall	Tear Stained Letter		1:23:17 (Pop-up)
Wade Ray	Tears Don't Stain "Tears Don't Stain" by "Wade Ray"		1:24:53 (Pop-up)
The Ultra Mates	Pitter Patter "Pitter Patter" by "The Ultra Mates"		1:27:25 (Pop-up)
The Copromance Novelist	Sharts, Charts and Skids in Rows		1:30:18 (Pop-up)
Geza X And The Mommymen	Isotope Soap		1:36:00 (Pop-up)
The Mummies	Stronger Than Dirt "Stronger Than Dirt" by "The Mummies"		1:38:23 (Pop-up)
Vivien Goldman	Launderette "Launderette" by "Vivien Goldman"		1:40:27 (Pop-up)
The Lions	Girl Of The World "Girl Of The World" by "The Lions"		1:50:12 (Pop-up)
Mickey and the Clean Cuts	Soapy "Soapy" by "Mickey and the Clean Cuts"		1:52:23 (Pop-up)
Lenny Johnson	Am I Still Your Fool		1:55:15 (Pop-up)
Earl Jackson	I'm Gonna Try Religion		1:59:08 (Pop-up)
Judy & Joyce	Washboard Sam "Washboard Sam" by "Judy & Joyce"		2:01:21 (Pop-up)
Cleo Laine	Let's Slip Away "Let's Slip Away" by "Cleo Laine"		2:03:08 (Pop-up)
Pat Prilly	Washing Machine "Washing Machine" by "Pat Prilly"		2:05:37 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:00pm Andres: Here for Darlene.
	♥ 9:02pm solo mon: Andres you will get your fill of Darlene tonight!
	9:02pm Andres: Yay!!
	♥ 9:03pm spodiodi: aloha, ARB! salutations, solo mon!
	9:03pm ARB: Hi you filthy fiends!!!
	♥ 9:03pm solo mon: Fluff n fold w me.
	♥ 9:03pm HyperDose: Weird ones! 😍
	♥ 9:04pm chresti: Heeeyyyy Cha Cha chas!!
	9:04pm Andres: Filthy?! Nothing that a wash and spin cycle can’t fix.
	♥ 9:04pm spodiodi: Happy Teens and Filthy Laundry Friends 👏👏
	♥ 9:04pm solo mon: Spodi! HyperD! Bring all your sheets.
	♥ 9:05pm solo mon: chresti!
	♥ 9:05pm Ken From Hyde Park: Time to turn heels and run ... here!
	♥ 9:06pm solo mon: Filthy friends olo
	♥ 9:06pm chresti: I skipped my shower today, I feel so free!
	♥ 9:06pm solo mon: Ken from Hyde park! Run to us! We will save you
	♥ 9:07pm solo mon: Yeah save the water, skip a shower.
	9:07pm ARB: Andres! Spodiodi! HyperDose! Chresti! Ken! and Solo!
	♥ 9:07pm solo mon: I can’t believe we are all doing laundry on a Friday night
	♥ 9:10pm solo mon: Enjoying a back alley tonight anyone?
	♥ 9:10pm Little Danny: oh darlene you are so dreamy
	♥ 9:10pm Little Danny: hi all!
	9:11pm ARB: Hi Little Danny!
	♥ 9:11pm chresti: Oh my gosh soap suds!
	♥ 9:11pm solo mon: LD babaaaay
	9:12pm Andres: Turning off the washer so I can give this my full attention.
	♥ 9:12pm solo mon: File under “laundry rock”
	♥ 9:12pm StringOFperils: Will I catch a disease from the carpet in here?
	9:13pm Speedo Gonzalez: hi healers!
	♥ 9:13pm solo mon: SOP! The wall carpet or the floor carpet??
	♥ 9:13pm solo mon: Andres no actual chores should get done during the show.
	♥ 9:13pm StringOFperils: I can't deal with such difficult questions tonight
	9:14pm ARB: Little Laundry Girl
	♥ 9:14pm solo mon: Heyyyyy speeedooo
	♥ 9:14pm StringOFperils: This song has STD written all over it
	♥ 9:15pm solo mon: OLO sop
	♥ 9:16pm WR: I acknowledge that I have a history with laundromats.
	♥ 9:16pm solo mon: Let Darlene wash away your fears.
	9:16pm Andres: Elvis had carpet on the ceiling.
	9:16pm Speedo Gonzalez: Hi Solo, ARB, Little Danny, SOP, Spodiodi, HyperDose, Andres, Ken...
	♥ 9:17pm solo mon: WR! Of course you do :-)
	9:17pm ARB: Hi Stringy! Hi Speedo! Hi WR!
	♥ 9:17pm spodiodi: SBD FTW
	9:18pm Andres: Hey, Speedo!
	♥ 9:18pm StringOFperils: Hey there, Speedo, and everyone here at Darlene's
	♥ 9:18pm solo mon: Annnd, Elvis’ ceiling carpet matched the drapes.
	♥ 9:18pm spodiodi: aloha, Speedo!
	9:18pm Speedo Gonzalez: making dinner and listening, 2 gigs waiting for me tonight...
	♥ 9:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, Speedo. You're drip dry, right?
	♥ 9:20pm solo mon: A mime routine on the radio, has this ever happened before?
	♥ 9:20pm StringOFperils: Elvis' carpet matched the drapes. Is that some kind of allusion to the hair dye or something?
	♥ 9:20pm chresti: Hi Speedo! Busy Speedo! Knock em dead!
	9:20pm Andres: Stain inspection.
	♥ 9:21pm solo mon: Mimes always have the most interesting stains.
	9:21pm Andres: And classification.
	♥ 9:21pm spodiodi: i was ruining rice to Henry & Mamie olo Tell Tale Fart
	9:22pm ARB: St. Ainedtaint patron saint of The Fluff And Fold
	♥ 9:22pm chresti: Fix it by adding more stains
	9:22pm Andres: Ruined rice? Higgins, no!
	♥ 9:22pm solo mon: Chresti great idea 💡
	♥ 9:22pm spodiodi: pleasantly agitated
	♥ 9:22pm solo mon: I haaate ruining rice. And oatmeal.
	9:23pm ARB: Mimeography chart required
	♥ 9:23pm solo mon: OLO arb
	♥ 9:23pm StringOFperils: You don't often get a Ho reading, by an illustrious person getting out skidmarks
	♥ 9:24pm StringOFperils: O I love this record !
	♥ 9:24pm solo mon: Take away the pain stain you left on my heart.
	♥ 9:25pm solo mon: Number one song on The Sharts.
	♥ 9:26pm spodiodi: OLO solo
	♥ 9:26pm spodiodi: what a great song/idea!
	♥ 9:28pm Franco Twinkie: Hey.
	♥ 9:28pm solo mon: OOO Franco Tee hi!
	9:28pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Hello delinquency! Vive la CHACha!
	9:28pm ARB: Twanko Frinckie!
	♥ 9:29pm Franco Twinkie: Haha!
	♥ 9:29pm solo mon: Rusty!!
	9:29pm ARB: Rusty Kitten!!
	♥ 9:29pm Little Danny: hello rusty
	9:30pm Andres: A stain of humanity.
	♥ 9:30pm StringOFperils: Arse en All Stain Killer
	♥ 9:30pm solo mon: Rusty are you the laundromat cat?
	♥ 9:30pm chresti: Smooth transition to the action
	9:30pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Hi Little Danny and ARB and Solami!
	♥ 9:30pm solo mon: And also semen
	9:31pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Yes. In this life.
	♥ 9:31pm solo mon: Looks like a Jackson Pulloff painting
	♥ 9:31pm spodiodi: Solami olo, Rusty XD
	♥ 9:31pm StringOFperils: Crusty
	9:31pm Andres: Rusty Kitten being seduced by the poltergeist.
	9:32pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Rusty the mime is always killing kittens.
	♥ 9:32pm solo mon: The stain in your brain called shame
	♥ 9:32pm chresti: Shame stain cream
	♥ 9:32pm spodiodi: crusty rusty
	♥ 9:32pm solo mon: A skid mark reading.
	9:32pm ARB: Crusty but trusty
	♥ 9:33pm Little Danny: darlene will never shame stain you
	9:33pm Andres: More accurate than tea leaves.
	♥ 9:33pm solo mon: Rustworthy
	9:33pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Andres it’s true! I’m done with this plane I need to catch the next ghost train in the TV.
	♥ 9:33pm Little Danny: i want a rainy night with darlene
	♥ 9:33pm WR: No shame in a stained brain. More back coming will cover it.
	♥ 9:33pm Little Danny: stain shame jeez
	♥ 9:33pm spodiodi: oh my! that's too much! that machine is overloaded!!!
	9:34pm otto: scrub a dub dub!
	♥ 9:34pm WR: combing or coming, your choice.
	♥ 9:34pm Little Danny: oh man this is fantastic
	♥ 9:34pm solo mon: Otto! Welcome to the fluff and fold !
	9:34pm ARB: Hi otto!
	♥ 9:34pm solo mon: Comb as you are, WR.
	9:35pm Andres: Rusty Kitten, don't go into the light!
	♥ 9:35pm solo mon: Rusty where’s the best place to find kibble?
	♥ 9:37pm spodiodi: 💪
	♥ 9:37pm WR: Priscilla was 14 when she recorded the raincoat song. en.wikipedia.org...
	9:38pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): That’s how I found Darlene. It rained so hard and I went to sleep in a dryer. She didn’t see me and turned it on with a full load. That’s when I first saw the light through the towels.
	9:38pm Andres: Stronger than dirt cuz dirt is old.
	♥ 9:38pm solo mon: A Jacks.
	♥ 9:38pm chresti: LOLOMAO
	9:38pm ARB: My favorite version of the raincoat song is by Al and Ina Harris, not least because Al and Ina = Alina
	9:39pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): There is peace and serenity in the light Andres!
	9:39pm Andres: As long as there is catnip there then go in peace.
	♥ 9:40pm Little Danny: oh wow yes i know that version too ARB!!! love it
	♥ 9:40pm spodiodi: Laundry Shamans
	9:41pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Je suis un chat orange. Catnip is the ticket to the train.
	♥ 9:41pm solo mon: Support Laundrette Culture
	9:41pm Andres: Not to be confused with laundry shamings.
	♥ 9:42pm spodiodi: SHAME!
	♥ 9:43pm Little Danny: omg that is so mel
	♥ 9:43pm spodiodi: oh man this is great
	9:43pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I saw a show once where this human came in singing La Vie en Rose and pooped out a beautifully arranged shart-cooterie plate. From his down unders thunder!
	♥ 9:43pm Little Danny: how much is a stain reading
	♥ 9:43pm Little Danny: i will pay
	♥ 9:44pm solo mon: Shart cuterie
	♥ 9:44pm spodiodi: shart-cooterie <3 oh man
	9:44pm ARB: Cute Sharterie
	♥ 9:44pm solo mon: Canned corn and vodka.
	9:44pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): There were little chocolate turtles hence the cooter!
	♥ 9:44pm StringOFperils: Creme de la Corn
	9:45pm Andres: Shart Couture
	♥ 9:45pm Franco Twinkie: When I was a kid, my cousin washed his hair with Ajax to amuse me and my sister. He wound up getting it in his eyes and started screaming. His mom came in the bathroom and beat the crap out of him for been so stupid. His hair was standing straight up, which only made it funnier.
	9:45pm ARB: With magic shells?
	9:45pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I was holding onto a stool this whole time. Speaking of turtles.
	♥ 9:46pm spodiodi: stool holder. slippery business
	9:46pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Is that what a pig in a blanket feels like?
	♥ 9:46pm solo mon: OLO Rusty kitten
	♥ 9:47pm solo mon: Corn Smut
	♥ 9:47pm StringOFperils: Turd tongs are required.
	♥ 9:48pm Franco Twinkie: Other peoples shitty underwear. This could be a two part show.
	♥ 9:48pm spodiodi: i'm going to be laughing about held turtles and pigs in blankets until forever thank you, Rusty
	9:49pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I mean, how the mini hot dog actually feels in the little biscuit must be comparable to a dry unyielding BM trying to make it to la plongée!
	♥ 9:49pm chresti: He's wearing tennis togs!
	♥ 9:49pm StringOFperils: That's the Cha Cha Hills 90210 laundrette. You can tell because it's sporty
	9:49pm Andres: We haven’t even dealt with stinky socks yet. Part 3.
	♥ 9:49pm solo mon: Rusty did you make an almond roca on the lost n found box?
	9:50pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Cha Chart Cuter Eeee!
	♥ 9:50pm solo mon: LOL Rusty are you sure your last name isn’t Warren??
	♥ 9:51pm spodiodi: the better laundrettes in Cha Cha Hills have at least one incinerator (you sometimes have to ask the mgr)
	♥ 9:51pm chresti: Enema toes
	9:51pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I made it yes! From Organic Chocolate. Delicious Carmel and minced pecans…that I ate.
	♥ 9:51pm solo mon: If you can’t wash it, burn it.
	♥ 9:51pm Little Danny: omg skidy woe will never be the same
	9:52pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Oh my gawd I think my turtle died!
	♥ 9:52pm StringOFperils: Organic Skiddley Doo
	♥ 9:52pm solo mon: LD, it’s making me giggle so much.
	♥ 9:52pm spodiodi: Andres sock comment got me thinking. handy.
	9:54pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): ARB I guess the shell wasn’t magic.😿
	9:54pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Or turtles can’t breath in gin.
	♥ 9:54pm StringOFperils: Existainchullism
	♥ 9:55pm solo mon: Copromance Novel
	9:55pm Andres: Can we reach Darlene at The Psychic Friends Network with Dionne Warwick?
	9:55pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): He fell off his ostentatious ice cube.
	♥ 9:55pm spodiodi: M&Mity?
	♥ 9:55pm spodiodi: whoa
	9:55pm ARB: protect their analnymity
	♥ 9:56pm StringOFperils: Focklear
	9:56pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Do you mean Neon Doorwick?
	♥ 9:56pm solo mon: Onset pool shart
	9:56pm ARB: So sorry Rusty, maybe you should drop your load at a different launderette next time
	9:56pm Andres: Onset pool shart is a true blooper.
	♥ 9:57pm StringOFperils: Submarine launch footage.
	9:58pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I forgot to clean the pool! At least shrimps floating in water looks natural?
	♥ 9:58pm Franco Twinkie: I had to get out of a public pool because a mystery turd was spotted in the shallow end.
	9:59pm Andres: My friend had two posters in his basement rec room. Pia Zadora and Feather Focklear.
	♥ 9:59pm Little Danny: no way
	♥ 9:59pm spodiodi: is that shrimp moving?
	♥ 9:59pm solo mon: Everyone out of the pool.
	9:59pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I think I see a tail poking through her bikini bottom. Rumble in the jungle.
	♥ 9:59pm Little Danny: well there it is
	♥ 9:59pm Little Danny: shart, the movie
	♥ 10:00pm solo mon: That’s not even a whole shrimp 🍤 💦
	♥ 10:00pm StringOFperils: Shart, the Bollywood Shaft knockoff. Shut yo mouth.
	♥ 10:00pm solo mon: SHARFT
	♥ 10:01pm StringOFperils: John Sharft
	♥ 10:01pm solo mon: OLO
	10:01pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Obviously doesn’t mean the same thing. The loose translation of shart from Hindi is wet loose beef. But spicy.
	♥ 10:02pm solo mon: Butt spicy.
	10:02pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I mean butt spicey.
	♥ 10:02pm StringOFperils: Oh, I think I've had a sharft sandwich.
	♥ 10:02pm spodiodi: Shaart
	10:02pm Andres: Pre-jerky.
	10:02pm ARB: Come back next week for www.discogs.com...
	♥ 10:04pm solo mon: Anus Dairy real ness
	♥ 10:04pm StringOFperils: Ha ha. Shot by both sides. Barfi and Anus Dairy
	10:04pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): In Russian it’s a pretty straight forward translation Borschtsplosion!
	♥ 10:04pm chresti: Cant't wait for Barfi
	♥ 10:05pm spodiodi: this show is great with dinner!
	♥ 10:05pm spodiodi: Cha Cha Hills needs a dinner theater
	♥ 10:05pm solo mon: Dinner Theater! 🍽 🎭
	♥ 10:05pm spodiodi: jinxarolo
	♥ 10:06pm StringOFperils: You can bring this up again later.
	♥ 10:06pm solo mon: There’s a whole dinner theater district in Cha Cha Hills, mostly erotic musical parodies: little shop of whores, diddler on the roof…
	♥ 10:06pm spodiodi: those jets OLO
	♥ 10:06pm solo mon: SOP OLO
	♥ 10:07pm Franco Twinkie: A friend of ours was walking back from the beach in Isla Vista when she felt the overwhelming urge to go. She was wearing a microscopic bikini so it needed to be addressed immediately. There was an apartment building with tropical plants in front. She crawled in the bushes and took and enormous crap right under a window where two people were eating dinner.
	♥ 10:07pm chresti: Anus Dairy
	♥ 10:07pm solo mon: It bears repeat.
	10:07pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): I was one of the original models go Dr. Deux’s The Chart in the Hat. Before they sanitized it for a younger market.
	♥ 10:07pm Little Danny: all the reviews of this movie pretty much boil down to "not enough sharting"
	10:08pm ARB: Produced by Dilbagh and Dixit
	♥ 10:08pm solo mon: The shart in the hat OLOL
	10:09pm ARB: That's why you'll only see me in baggy bikinis
	♥ 10:10pm StringOFperils: Load-bearing support
	♥ 10:10pm spodiodi: full bikinis
	♥ 10:11pm solo mon: Jane Austeamer
	10:11pm ARB: Scat vampire novelist
	♥ 10:11pm Franco Twinkie: She was quite striking and her bikini was bright yellow.
	♥ 10:11pm spodiodi: she wore a saggy baggy full bikini
	♥ 10:11pm StringOFperils: I'd watch the scat vampire movie probbly
	10:11pm Andres: Where does William Shatner fit in?
	♥ 10:12pm spodiodi: Shartner*
	♥ 10:12pm solo mon: Whitney Houston’s Blueberry Period
	10:12pm ARB: OLO Spodi
	♥ 10:12pm Franco Twinkie: Up Spocks ass?
	♥ 10:12pm spodiodi: oh man
	♥ 10:13pm Little Danny: perfect
	10:14pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Are you a Shart Wreck fan?
	10:14pm Andres: Best GIF ever!!
	♥ 10:14pm spodiodi: when is Shart Week?
	♥ 10:14pm solo mon: The Shart Tank
	♥ 10:14pm StringOFperils: Shart Wreck spatter pattern expert
	♥ 10:15pm solo mon: Read em and wipe.
	10:15pm Rusty Kitten (not a mime): Shart Scootin’ Boogie.
	♥ 10:16pm spodiodi: OLO solo. oh god
	♥ 10:16pm solo mon: I gotta shart watching melrose place again.
	10:17pm ARB: Melrose Deuce
	♥ 10:19pm solo mon: I hope Feather Focklear doesn’t hear this. She will come for Darlene.
	♥ 10:19pm Little Danny: huh what is that weird sculpture back there
	♥ 10:20pm solo mon: A jade honey bear?
	10:21pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): Amanda always talked about the importance of “business” on Melrose. I wonder if Amanda ever sent her a turd?
	♥ 10:21pm Franco Twinkie: I did a photo shoot with Heather on an exercise bike. She's actually a very nice person.
	10:21pm Andres: Mansplain a stain.
	10:22pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): That is an unfortunate wig and cut of leotard to be cat/cowing in.
	♥ 10:23pm solo mon: OLO Rusty
	♥ 10:23pm Little Danny: i have definitely cried during stain readings before
	10:23pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): But it keeps the scampi in the pot!
	♥ 10:24pm solo mon: OLOOOO
	♥ 10:24pm StringOFperils: I thought the scampi was in the pool
	10:24pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): I’m gonna peuce.
	♥ 10:25pm Little Danny: wow this song!
	♥ 10:25pm solo mon: Admit it, we all know eating shrimp while at work is a gamble.
	♥ 10:26pm HyperDose: We need another Cha Cha cruise
	10:26pm Rusty Kitten (not Carol Channing): Chartreuse?
	♥ 10:27pm StringOFperils: Pedal steel and rinse cycle @ Darlene's
	♥ 10:27pm solo mon: It’s not a slide guitar it’s a skid guitar
	10:28pm Andres: Shrimp have never hurt me.
	♥ 10:28pm solo mon: Maybe a swan boat race, HyperD?
	♥ 10:29pm HyperDose: Excited for your fill-in next week, ARB. So gracious of you to host my bday bash!
	♥ 10:29pm solo mon: This song
	♥ 10:29pm StringOFperils: Hah! I just watched that film a couple of weeks ago!
	♥ 10:29pm Little Danny: love this song!!!
	10:29pm Andres: it looks like they are cooking those women in a lava bowl.
	♥ 10:30pm solo mon: Yes 2 hours of arb’m next Friday !
	10:30pm ARB: Oh nice HyperDose, let me know if you have any requests!
	♥ 10:30pm StringOFperils: Hot pin-up ramen
	♥ 10:30pm solo mon: Doris Washman
	10:30pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): This song reminds me I used to be royalty in Egypt. 😻
	♥ 10:31pm solo mon: Rusty are you on tik tok?
	♥ 10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Been the intrepid word traveler she is, I was hoping Alina might regale us with a story of staggering horror about loose bowels in the third world.
	10:32pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): Solo i have taken a lot of drugs but not that. Is there an amyl option?
	♥ 10:32pm HyperDose: Going to be too busy raising pinkies with top Hollywood brass, Solo? @ARB No requests, but I did find an image I think you and Solo would love
	♥ 10:33pm solo mon: I will be attending the arbitrarium next Friday!
	♥ 10:33pm solo mon: Cry Clean Only
	♥ 10:34pm Franco Twinkie: I got a good one about poppers, but it's to long.
	10:34pm Andres: Stain In The Brain? Better clear that with Drypress Pill first.
	♥ 10:35pm solo mon: Handy shart chart in the playlist.
	♥ 10:35pm HyperDose: @SolARB An actual review I came across while looking at curtains i.ibb.co...
	10:35pm ARB: I dropped trou and squatted in a field elbow to elbow with pilgrims doing the same. There was no wiping, only an empty soda bottle filled with dubious puddle water. Satisfied Franco?
	♥ 10:36pm Franco Twinkie: Thank you.
	10:36pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): I eat corn all the time just so I can forget something.
	10:37pm ARB: Dedicate this one to Chresti!!!
	♥ 10:37pm chresti: Weeeee!
	♥ 10:37pm solo mon: From cry baby country to soap punk
	10:38pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): ARB that gave me an idea! A seltzer machine combined with a bidet. Twenty three skidoo!
	♥ 10:38pm solo mon: If I forget eating corn, it’s because the corn wasn’t memorable.
	10:38pm ARB: covering the bristol sharts today
	10:39pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): Wooo!
	♥ 10:39pm solo mon: Chocolate Egg Cream
	♥ 10:39pm StringOFperils: Memory kernals
	♥ 10:39pm spodiodi: The Mummies <3
	10:40pm Andres: This version!
	10:41pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): Memory Foam what’s the Bristol Chart rating for that. For a friend.
	♥ 10:41pm Franco Twinkie: Isotope Soap was the topic of conversation after dinner on Thanksgiving. The lyrics were written jointly in the back seat of a Buick. My brother-in-law came up with the riff in Chrestis parents kitchen
	♥ 10:41pm solo mon: If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s foamy…?
	♥ 10:42pm chresti: Thanks, ARB! I think it's the first time I've heard this version, with the mommymen.
	10:42pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): Dan Anders is my cat porn name.
	♥ 10:43pm StringOFperils: Cat danander
	♥ 10:44pm solo mon: I still can’t believe that feather Focklear’s psychic pool shart was covered up in the US, but was made into a musical in India???
	10:44pm Andres: If it’s foamy it be homey.
	♥ 10:45pm solo mon: Andres OLO
	♥ 10:46pm solo mon: Mimesplain
	10:46pm ARB: Darlene asking the real questions, like who the fuck chews gum anymore?
	♥ 10:46pm HyperDose: Wait did Martha Stewart just become a DJ?
	♥ 10:46pm spodiodi: sociopaths.
	♥ 10:47pm solo mon: Sociopaths chew gum.
	♥ 10:47pm StringOFperils: Sociopaths chewing everything
	♥ 10:47pm chresti: I chew gum
	♥ 10:47pm solo mon: Darlene chewing scenery.
	♥ 10:47pm Franco Twinkie: I peel gum off the floor.
	10:48pm Andres: Heimlich maneuver does not work for choking on a scream.
	♥ 10:48pm Little Danny: what kind of gum chresti?
	♥ 10:48pm chresti: nicotine
	♥ 10:49pm Franco Twinkie: Sometimes it falls out of her mouth while she's sleeping.
	♥ 10:51pm solo mon: Cybersockual Science friction
	♥ 10:51pm StringOFperils: Sounds like a good way to get hosed
	♥ 10:52pm Little Danny: thanks solo i was wondering how that was spelled!
	♥ 10:52pm chresti: I take it out of my mouth before I sleep, then I knock it onto the floor when I get up.
	♥ 10:53pm HyperDose: Can I get blasted with the gravy hose before bed?
	10:53pm ARB: Hype whats up with that cinnamon stick curtain rod I'm kornfused?
	♥ 10:54pm solo mon: Soapy
	♥ 10:54pm HyperDose: Was researching curtains for the living room and someone accidentally uploaded a pic of cinnamon sticks in their review
	♥ 10:54pm Franco Twinkie: No complaints about the music tonight!
	♥ 10:55pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo and ARB i did catch 20 minutes anyway
	♥ 10:55pm solo mon: Hi coel!!
	♥ 10:56pm StringOFperils: Agreed. Great music/show. Top of the Sharts
	10:56pm ARB: LOL HD so weird!
	10:57pm ARB: No complaints is my aspiration
	♥ 10:57pm coelacanth∅: ...enjoying the pictures. i'm familiar with a few of them
	10:57pm Rusty Kitten (really Bel Mibson): That was a swinging’ set! Great time ARB and Solo as purrr usual!
	10:57pm ARB: It's the real Coelacanthø!
	♥ 10:58pm solo mon: I skiddely doo all of you!
	♥ 10:58pm coelacanth∅: uh oh... was the coelacanth-come-lately by?
	♥ 10:58pm Franco Twinkie: I know Soapy by The Lyres , but this is the first time I've ever heard what I'll presume to be the original. Fantastic!
	10:58pm ARB: No no, just amused by the antics earlier this week
	10:59pm ARB: Couple more uncomplainable tracks before we disappear down the drain
	♥ 11:00pm solo mon: Six more minutes to fill up the complaint box.
	♥ 11:01pm Little Danny: oh who dang that flew by! i love you darlene and rusty and solo and ARB!!!! man i love these darlene eps
	♥ 11:01pm coelacanth∅: haha ARB me too...sort of! amused and annoyed! is that Heather Locklear (sp?) in that gif w/ "alison"?
	♥ 11:01pm WR: Okay, see y'all later. No starch in my sharts, please. Thank you.
	♥ 11:01pm spodiodi: you stain your names across my brain, every week, ARB and solo ❤️❤️ thank you 👏👏 👠👠
	11:02pm Rusty The Mime: (Swimming spinning and spiraling towards upstage center then I see a bottle int the water with a tiny mime me in it) At least my leotard is clean and shrimp free!
	♥ 11:02pm solo mon: Yes, coel that’s Feather Focklear being mean to Allison as usual.
	♥ 11:02pm Little Danny: darlene is romantic!!!
	11:02pm ARB: Thanks all you filthy fillies!!
	♥ 11:02pm Franco Twinkie: I just remembered a good story carpet shitter told me about said topic. This one involved bestiality too! To late.
	♥ 11:02pm HyperDose: Love this crowd!
	♥ 11:03pm StringOFperils: Gotta go home now. I wonder if the Brown Line is still running.
	11:03pm ARB: Next week I'm filling in, Korny is still in rehab
	♥ 11:03pm coelacanth∅: oh i saw whatever show that's from a few times. i used to like the allison person!
	11:03pm Rusty The Mime: Darlene is the marry, the fuck and the kill in my black book.
	♥ 11:03pm Little Danny: she's the real deal alright
	♥ 11:04pm solo mon: Cha Cha Heels will be back on Christmas Eve! Next week a special ARBitrarium. Korny is actually in PRE hab which is preventative re hab.
	♥ 11:04pm spodiodi: PRE hab OLO
	♥ 11:04pm Little Danny: i hope korny gets the help he needs!!! poor guy
	♥ 11:05pm spodiodi: SAVE KORNY
	♥ 11:05pm coelacanth∅: -maybe some fiber
	11:05pm Rusty The Mime: Korny didn’t remember eating any scampi!
	♥ 11:05pm solo mon: Lighting a candle salad for korny.
	♥ 11:05pm chresti: We glitter when you don't litter!
	11:06pm Rusty The Mime: Riding a candle salad more likely!
	11:07pm Andres: It is tough to kick the pigs in a blanket habit.
	11:07pm ARB: Freudian slipping away now....
	♥ 11:07pm coelacanth∅: i guess we'll see Korny post-pre then Thanks y'all
	♥ 11:07pm Franco Twinkie: I feel like I need to go wash my ass.
	11:08pm ARB: I like the fluff and fold bc of the industrial steamr
	♥ 11:08pm solo mon: Have a wishy washy weekend everyone !
	♥ 11:09pm spodiodi: cha cha ciao, Heelers ✌️
	♥ 11:09pm coelacanth∅: i like the fluff, no problem with the fold either and i love a good steamer
	11:09pm The Real Rusty: Don’t forget to wash your clothes!
	11:09pm Andres: Thank you, solo mon! Thank you, ARB! Darlene is the best!
	♥ 11:10pm chresti: I like laundromats that have a giant roller press thing for linens.
	11:10pm The Real Rusty: Darlene needs an action figure.
	11:11pm ARB: Why didn't we hear any scatting in this episode?
	♥ 11:11pm solo mon: Diamonds to rust. Crust to crust.
	11:11pm The Real Rusty: Misty can I borrow your ankle sock?
	♥ 11:12pm solo mon: Besides scat vampire novelists
	♥ 11:13pm Little Danny: do scat vampires have fangs tho
	♥ 11:14pm chresti: Thanks solo mon and ARB and Rusty and Darlene! Braavo!
	11:14pm ARB: LD find out on January 7!
	11:16pm ARB: Good night Chresti, don't knock your gum too hard!
	♥ 11:19pm solo mon: Gnight y’all thanks for cha cha chatting.
	♥ 11:19pm Franco Twinkie: This was a very prescient show for me. I woke up about three this morning soaked with sweat. I went to the bathroom and then the cramps started. I finally staggered back to bed about five. I made sure I loaded the washer before Chresti saw what happened. I was late tonight because I went over to my moms house and passed out with the heater on.
	♥ 3:24pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): that may be one of the only mime performances ever heard on the radio!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 10, 2021

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