WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 24, 2021

Listener comments!
	8:50pm solo mon: Hopefully you all have the Ham Radio QSR cards that Kornholdt sent you in the mail. Dial in KK-6789 for Holiday Cheer Cha Cha style!
	8:52pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Hello friends.
	8:56pm solo mon: Are you a XXXmas Cat???
	8:59pm Ursula1000: ho ho ho!
	9:01pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Mai non! I am a picture of a Christmas cat.😿
	9:01pm flannery: bonjour
	9:01pm Little Danny: hi solo and arb and all you happy teens
	9:01pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Hellerrrr! Flannery!
	9:02pm solo mon: Merry XXXmas!
	9:02pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Comment ca va Petite Danny!
	9:02pm chresti: Happy cha cha chmas!
	9:03pm solo mon: U1k! Flannery! LD! Chresti! Heeeeloo!
	9:03pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Cha Cha Mass!!
	9:03pm HyperDose: Can't believe we made it. Splash poncho is at the ready!
	9:03pm flannery: happy heelidays
	9:03pm ARB: Hi babes!
	9:03pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: I think I smell luncheon! Oh hello Arbsss!
	9:04pm solo mon: ARB! HyperD! Happy Cha Cha Hilladays!
	9:04pm ARB: Flannery, the wisewoman of christmas, incredible show last night!
	9:04pm Little Danny: ce n'est pas un chat de noël! the cat turtleneck dickie and hat combo is SICK
	9:04pm flannery: thank you arb !
	9:04pm StringOFperils: Ahem.
	9:05pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: What was I thinking wearing this hat? I’m roasting.
	9:05pm Little Danny: i already blew through the drugs :(
	9:05pm ARB: Hi christmas cat! Solo! Little Danny! HyperDose! Ursula! Stringy! Chresti!
	9:05pm Franco Twinkie: Wise one indeed, I had no idea!
	9:05pm WR: Tits for Festivus again? Ah, mom, dad.
	9:05pm Ursula1000: hiya ARB!
	9:05pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: But it sells tickets! Thanks for buying Danny!
	9:06pm solo mon: Flannery indeed was amazing!
	9:06pm StringOFperils: I got advised in tandem, just by being there...and got an ear full
	9:06pm ARB: I made a cha cha for christmas
	9:06pm Little Danny: ARB!!! hello!!!
	9:06pm solo mon: TITs the season WR!
	9:06pm ARB: Hi WR! Hi Franco!
	9:07pm solo mon: Franco!
	9:07pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: I made a Cha Cha in the box but it ended up being a soft shoe.
	9:07pm StringOFperils: Creme de l'annee
	9:07pm HyperDose: @LD You got $100's worth of drugs that fast?!
	9:07pm solo mon: SOP got a tandem bike for x mas!
	9:08pm StringOFperils: I got tandem dykes, I said! No one listens to me.
	9:08pm Little Danny: oh hell yeah hyper! i like to fall off the wagon in style!
	9:09pm Franco Twinkie: What really floored me was how everyone seemed to present real personal concerns and Flan responded with compassion and insight.
	9:09pm HyperDose: Tell us, LD...what's it like being in the doghouse? :D
	9:10pm solo mon: Soft boiled shoe for Christmas
	9:10pm Mimeux: Did someone say pate?
	9:10pm StringOFperils: Remember: You are BETTER than a leaf blower afficianado
	9:10pm ARB: Jerry likes mother's korn
	9:11pm Ursula1000: haha LADY BUNNY!!!!!
	9:11pm flannery: oh thank you franco :)
	9:12pm solo mon: Corn is for forgetting
	9:12pm solo mon: U1k I LOVE Lady Bunny!
	9:12pm Mimeux: I saw Big Edie doing a Baby bird with Jerry. Where she chewed his corn and passed it to his open lips.
	9:12pm chresti: I thought he was saying Lordy Mama
	9:13pm Kat in Chicago: Oh that's Bunny! I didn't recognize at first
	9:13pm Ursula1000: Bunny and I did a track called Blast Off! Luv her.
	9:13pm Franco Twinkie: Of course you didn't play my question, Flan. I suspect you would given it to me right between the eyes!
	9:13pm solo mon: Hi Kat!
	9:14pm StringOFperils: It's in the fran landers blooper reel
	9:14pm solo mon: Oh yes U1k! That’s so awesome!
	9:15pm Kat in Chicago: I was very marginally acquainted with Bunny in my NYC days. I think I may have played music for her during my short stint DJing at Lucky Cheng's on 1st Ave
	9:15pm solo mon: Banned Flanners
	9:15pm ARB: Hi Kat!
	9:15pm Kat in Chicago: hi solo!
	9:15pm flannery: ha! franco you just called a little past my cut off. im saving it for next xxxmas
	9:16pm Mimeux: XxxmasssSS!
	9:16pm Mimeux: Peanut Naughty?
	9:16pm Ursula1000: this Elke jam is amazing!
	9:16pm Kat in Chicago: sounds like I need to check Flannery's archive. hi ARB and everyone else spending Xmas eve on the FMU chat boards
	9:17pm Franco Twinkie: I plan to address my problems by then, Flan
	9:17pm flannery: love yr nancy kat :)
	9:17pm Mimeux: Helllloooo Kat!
	9:17pm flannery: well hopefully you have some new ones, lines are open
	9:17pm solo mon: I love Elke, Lisa and the Devil is a fave
	9:18pm solo mon: Pee knot 🪢 knotty
	9:18pm Kat in Chicago: haha thanks Flannery, I stole that from one of Station Manager Ken's chatboards years ago and can't be bothered to change it
	9:18pm StringOFperils: Please submit stamped self-addressed problems...and more tins of tuna
	9:18pm Ursula1000: with Tele Savales! I have that on DVD--classic
	9:19pm chresti: I loved that Elke song.
	9:19pm StringOFperils: Tenderizing his Christmas special
	9:19pm solo mon: Mario Bava and Telly’s lollipop 🍭 😈
	9:20pm How many cats?: Privet?
	9:20pm solo mon: Tender chicken is the special.
	9:21pm How many cats?: FTPP!
	9:21pm StringOFperils: Skipper's Delight!
	9:21pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo mon and ARB and cha cha chillin'
	9:21pm ARB: Dial in hos and hams!
	9:22pm How many cats?: Skipper Barbies friend?
	9:22pm ARB: Hi Coelacanthø!
	9:22pm Little Danny: i want those conjoined cats SO BAD
	9:22pm solo mon: Does everyone have their HAM radios out? Dial KK6789 for broadcast.
	9:22pm StringOFperils: I was thinking more like Cap'n Highliner
	9:23pm solo mon: Aye aye skipper!
	9:23pm How many cats?: I heard she did a teradactyl with the Oakridge Brothers.
	9:23pm Kat in Chicago: U1K, is your collab with Bunny on your bandcamp?
	9:24pm solo mon: Barbies friend is chopped liver.
	9:24pm solo mon: Hiii Coelacanthø!
	9:24pm How many cats?: At least she’s a liver!
	9:25pm HyperDose: I'm cryinggg
	9:25pm Franco Twinkie: Coel, Chrestis brother Max has the panel delivery version of that Chevy Biscayne.
	9:25pm StringOFperils: Get something in your eye?
	9:25pm Doug Schulkind: It’s All About (Xmas) Eve with Cha Cha Heels!!
	9:25pm Kat in Chicago: JC has quite a rack on her
	9:25pm ARB: Hi Doug!
	9:25pm chresti: Yeah, those conjoined cats are arrestingly super looking.
	9:26pm solo mon: Doug! Happy Cha Cha!
	9:26pm Chats!: Krrrrrrkorny!
	9:26pm Little Danny: hi hi doug
	9:26pm solo mon: JC - which season of real world do I remember her from???
	9:28pm Chats!: Sticky boots meow!
	9:28pm Little Danny: man this drink better be worth it!
	9:29pm Chats!: Still weighing it out in line at Walgreens!
	9:29pm Ursula1000: @kat yep ursula1000.bandcamp.com...
	9:30pm coelacanth∅: Franco -sweeet! i have to image search that. this is an el camino, with my favorite tail lights of all tail lights
	9:30pm Kat in Chicago: ooh that album looks fun, wishlisted
	9:31pm Little Danny: is this myrtle?
	9:31pm ARB: Woah big reveal, Korny has a cousin....with an ice cream truck
	9:32pm StringOFperils: The ancestral home.
	9:32pm Chats!: Myrtle lost their girdle.
	9:32pm solo mon: Unmarked mood enhancers and probiotics
	9:32pm Chats!: I’m there.
	9:33pm coelacanth∅: i don't see any conjoined cats... or is "cats" the newest slang for something else..?
	9:33pm solo mon: Pauline Kale is a hater
	9:33pm Little Danny: @coela: www.wfmu.org...
	9:34pm Chats!: Paw lean kale chips for cats.
	9:34pm solo mon: Don’t drink all the ice cream korny!
	9:34pm spodiodi: aloha, solo, ARB and Wonderful ones! (sorry i'm late!)
	9:34pm solo mon: Spodi!!!
	9:34pm ARB: Hi Spodiodi!
	9:34pm StringOFperils: 17 year Santa pong. Gamey.
	9:34pm chresti: very, very, very, well well well, well!
	9:35pm coelacanth∅: oh, Thanks Danny! ...gods bless photoshop.
	9:35pm solo mon: Janus cats?
	9:35pm coelacanth∅: olá spodi!
	9:35pm StringOFperils: Catcetera
	9:36pm coelacanth∅: <don't eat that whole tree in one sitting.
	9:37pm spodiodi: Øloha, coelacanthØ. did you bring the shrimps?
	9:37pm StringOFperils: Prawns on Astro-Turf
	9:37pm solo mon: I did a Shrimp tree this holiday, but the cats won’t leave it alone.
	9:37pm spodiodi: i love xmas songs!
	9:38pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, Pauline Kael has my vote for the best annoying woman. She could knock any self regarding gas bag off their perch, sit there and take the heat and come back and knock the Hollywood ponce all the way back to Omaha with one smart remark.
	9:39pm solo mon: Sue E Syde
	9:39pm Kat in Chicago: that was a slightly untraditional carol
	9:39pm Hope Float: I love the shrimp tree.
	9:40pm coelacanth∅: nah spodi i brought the jumbos!
	9:41pm spodiodi: < tis not picky
	9:41pm solo mon: Nononon traditional
	9:41pm Hope Float: Oh my god that’s where these shoes came from. The peppermint store.
	9:41pm solo mon: Peppermint palate cleanser for the suicide song.
	9:42pm solo mon: Take another mint for later, you are gonna need it.
	9:42pm Hope Float: Peppermint Prawn and Praline Quails
	9:43pm Franco Twinkie: The singy-song side of Sunforest.
	9:43pm solo mon: Crunchy mint heels for the heelidays!
	9:43pm spodiodi: excellent pair. loved both
	9:43pm StringOFperils: Later mint hosen
	9:43pm solo mon: Franco I hear Pauline Kale makes a great chopped salad.
	9:44pm solo mon: Fruit or mint?
	9:45pm solo mon: Like petting your cooter in a snowstorm
	9:46pm Poolboy!: My brother gave me a Bible with ten dollars in it like a tip. I was 15.
	9:46pm spodiodi: Edie Clause
	9:46pm coelacanth∅: haha the hurlidays
	9:46pm Speedo Gonzalez: Hi Cha Cha healers! merry xmas!
	9:47pm Poolboy!: Epa! Epa!!
	9:47pm solo mon: 🤢 🎅🏽
	9:47pm HyperDose: Feliz Navidad Speedo honey! <3
	9:47pm solo mon: Hairy Clitmas!
	9:48pm solo mon: Hi Speedo merry Cha Cha!
	9:49pm flannery: u gotta massage the pauline kale first
	9:49pm Franco Twinkie: Rubbing peppermint candy on your herpes won't win you any new friends outside the 7-11.
	9:49pm solo mon: Dial in KK6789
	9:49pm StringOFperils: Ham radio stuffed with brie
	9:49pm Poolboy!: Merry Cha Cha to you!🐾🐾🐾🐾😻😻
	9:50pm solo mon: OLO flannery!
	9:50pm Poolboy!: I’ll take all parakeets.
	9:51pm Poolboy!: Darlene!!
	9:51pm solo mon: No 🔌
	9:51pm StringOFperils: Ha ha. Yuck
	9:51pm solo mon: Durian flavored ensure
	9:51pm Little Danny: darlene can you hear me?!?! i love you!!!!
	9:51pm Poolboy!: No I don’t want no 🔌
	9:52pm solo mon: Weather report ❄️
	9:53pm solo mon: I don’t have to worry about my baby dying in an apocalypse!
	9:54pm solo mon: 🍭 👃 🍭
	9:55pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: How much is too much?
	9:55pm WR: 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓❄❄❄❄❄❄☔☔☔☔☔☔
	9:56pm solo mon: You know when you’ve had too much snow- you get Rusty pipes.
	9:57pm chresti: I knew a woman who miscarried herself by drinking a bottle of booze and riding on a motorcycle on a dirt road.
	9:57pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Mom!
	9:57pm solo mon: Ice scream that makes your lips itch.
	9:58pm Franco Twinkie: Inverted sno-cones for the first 10 holiday shoppers.
	9:58pm solo mon: What did you all get???
	9:58pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: My lips always itch.
	9:58pm coelacanth∅: cat dander ice-cream always makes my lips itch.
	9:59pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: This is getting real.
	10:00pm flannery: coal flavored ice cream 😞
	10:00pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: There is no bad only fun!
	10:01pm Ursula1000: If he doesn't know believe me that that snitch Elf On The Shelf will def spill the beans
	10:02pm spodiodi: mmmm one last one
	10:03pm solo mon: Sno cones over your nipples so you don’t get scentsored by Instacart.
	10:05pm spodiodi: dead weight
	10:05pm Speedo Gonzalez: thank you Solo and Hyper, big hug to you all! Fantastic show last night Flannery! dinner is getting ready over here...
	10:05pm Franco Twinkie: What's for dinner Speedo?
	10:06pm coelacanth∅: i knew a child that was pretty much like this.
	10:07pm flannery: i love it when this kid shows up!
	10:07pm solo mon: Did we ruin Christmas yet?
	10:07pm StringOFperils: Inside-out puppies look like candy canes
	10:08pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Leave them kats alone.
	10:08pm spodiodi: it's one the ropes
	10:08pm spodiodi: persistence wins
	10:08pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I just found a balloon animal reindeer on my porch.
	10:08pm spodiodi: haha this is great
	10:09pm Speedo Gonzalez: pasta, smashed potatoes and turkey with gravy over here at my parents town.
	10:09pm Speedo Gonzalez: how are the tamales Franco?
	10:10pm solo mon: Peas and Cawwots
	10:12pm solo mon: I’m having roasted balloon animals with hot glue gravy.
	10:13pm spodiodi: Snowpocalypse Meow!, your hat is amazing!!!
	10:13pm Ursula1000: Ruin? Nah, not yet. Just made cookies and having a little Black Irish in my coffee and contemplating...things
	10:13pm Franco Twinkie: They need work, Speedo. Tomorrow I'm going to do an intervention.
	10:13pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Boy that Baby Dawn is a panic.
	10:13pm WR: More salsa? Franco?
	10:14pm solo mon: I’m hoping no one was expecting us to play cuts off Paul Macfartneys XXX mas album.
	10:14pm solo mon: U1k here for ya!
	10:15pm solo mon: See happy ending- people in mortville get to eat.
	10:15pm StringOFperils: Fishnet yule puppies in the pan. Mmmmm
	10:17pm solo mon: Ex ex ex mas?
	10:17pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Hambone.
	10:18pm StringOFperils: He's cut off, she's never cut off
	10:18pm solo mon: Olo SOP
	10:18pm ARB: Ex Eggs XXX Mas
	10:18pm solo mon: Body ody ody
	10:18pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I am a reverse kept boy.
	10:19pm solo mon: Unkempt boy
	10:20pm ARB: Live gender neutral gargling show
	10:20pm chresti: Holo!
	10:20pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Manger management.
	10:20pm solo mon: Body shots anyone?
	10:20pm spodiodi: olo solo
	10:21pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Can I speak to your Manger manager?
	10:21pm Ursula1000: Ahhh Camp Grenada memories...
	10:22pm Kat in Chicago: hello muddah hello faddah
	10:22pm solo mon: Manger manager olo
	10:23pm solo mon: There’s a real life snow storm 🌨 gona happen later tonight supposedly
	10:24pm flannery: its like 68f here
	10:25pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Si!
	10:25pm Kat in Chicago: 51 in Chicago
	10:25pm solo mon: That divine w weed hair is my holiday mood board
	10:26pm Little Danny: Wow, fantastic!
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: It's 58f and starting to rain again in the SGV.
	10:26pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: 37 in Portland
	10:26pm Kat in Chicago: we've had some cold and some flurries, but no accumulation yet this season
	10:26pm solo mon: Wild weather switch w Kat and Flannery!
	10:26pm flannery: hell ya meridian bros
	10:26pm StringOFperils: 37 (feels like 25)...so says it
	10:27pm Kat in Chicago: so I reckon we can look forward to snow in April
	10:27pm solo mon: Now you know the secret to a “Wondeful Life” - less Christmas Music!
	10:27pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Fuckin cold I sez!🥶
	10:27pm chresti: 54, the laptop is showing, in San Gabriel
	10:28pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Sweltering😇
	10:28pm solo mon: It’s in the teens this whole coming week. Darlene was right! Storms coming!
	10:28pm solo mon: So same temp in Cali and Chicago in December??
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: We actually have Christmas weather this year! Go figure.
	10:29pm Kat in Chicago: yep, pretty nuts. although I definitely remember other warm Christmases here going back to the 1980s
	10:30pm solo mon: You swelt it, you dealt it.
	10:30pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Skippers delight?
	10:31pm solo mon: The power of… living.
	10:31pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Right on Korny Right on!
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: I could go for some soup right now.
	10:32pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Korny Chowder
	10:32pm solo mon: The power of liver
	10:32pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Skipper Liver!
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: I could go for some chopped liver right now.
	10:34pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I really do love chopped liver with mayonnaise on a cracker but I eat cat food.
	10:34pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I really would have some gin right now.
	10:35pm chresti: I used to eat liverwurst
	10:35pm Franco Twinkie: I like chopped liver on a corn tortilla. Mexican-Jew fusion taco.
	10:35pm spodiodi: i used to love liverwurst
	10:35pm solo mon: Chopped liver is something
	10:36pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I remember the tubes of liver wurst had a little shunt.
	10:36pm solo mon: I mean it has the word “worst” in it.
	10:37pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: When no one was looking I would nurse the liver wurst tube. I was like 5.
	10:37pm solo mon: Wurst nipple
	10:37pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: It’s the best really. Is there a vegan version?
	10:38pm solo mon: Does anyone else have parakeet crap on them?
	10:38pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Only on my shoes and pancho.
	10:39pm spodiodi: olo Snowpoc
	10:39pm ARB: There's chopped liver on the walls?
	10:39pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Jerry!!!
	10:39pm ARB: Marble Faun!
	10:39pm solo mon: All the cats love Jerry
	10:39pm spodiodi: a quart? who's bringing the rest?
	10:40pm doctorjazz: Hello Christmas Cha Cha
	10:40pm spodiodi: very very very very very thoughtful
	10:40pm solo mon: Doctorjazz!
	10:40pm WR: Little Danny could learn a lot from Jerry.
	10:41pm chresti: When I older, I was very appalled by it when eating it in an altered state
	10:41pm spodiodi: is a Babs turd of the month regiftable?
	10:41pm ARB: Hi DocJazz!
	10:41pm solo mon: Almond roca in the shape of a turd. Made from a turd!
	10:42pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: You can turd back and forth I saw a video at a club in the 90s.
	10:42pm solo mon: Is anyone gonna feed the cats? They all want luncheon.
	10:42pm spodiodi: olo Snowpoc
	10:43pm spodiodi: Edies' Whiskers <3 <3
	10:43pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Hold my whiskers darling!
	10:44pm solo mon: Whisker rides 50 cents
	10:44pm WR: winking!
	10:44pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Winkers!
	10:44pm solo mon: Wink wink
	10:45pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Jerry is the best!
	10:46pm solo mon: The gift that keeps on re gifting
	10:46pm solo mon: The grift that keeps on grifting.
	10:46pm StringOFperils: The brown that goes around
	10:46pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: You can’t un gift a turd.
	10:46pm spodiodi: like a fine wine, getting better each time
	10:47pm spodiodi: as long as no one take too much in turdtax
	10:48pm StringOFperils: Skimming off the bottom
	10:48pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Rinsing and spitting.
	10:48pm solo mon: Turducken
	10:48pm ARB: Someone smoked my (dried) turd as a birthday gift, that's friendshit!
	10:49pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: That is loyalty.
	10:49pm spodiodi: skimming off the bottom XD to friendshit!
	10:49pm solo mon: A blunt
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: My sister and I discussed putting a turn in a tamale the other day for a super special someone.
	10:50pm spodiodi: scat cigarette
	10:50pm Little Danny: This track is great!
	10:50pm solo mon: Turdmale
	10:51pm Franco Twinkie: Also a shit gravy.
	10:51pm ARB: Best Billy Fury song!
	10:51pm ARB: If there's a moral tonight....
	10:52pm StringOFperils: ...it's 'Never eat Franco's tamales.'
	10:52pm ARB: or gravy
	10:52pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: No joke. Don’t jump except into my arms!
	10:53pm solo mon: Chocolate turtles for X mas.
	10:53pm StringOFperils: His gravy is real shit
	10:53pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Chocolate turtles with cherries in them.
	10:53pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: In cherry gravy.
	10:54pm StringOFperils: I might also be completely over ham after this.
	10:55pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Meow!! Gold leaf!
	10:55pm solo mon: Hope it’s edible gold leaf.
	10:56pm solo mon: Ham is for Easter.
	10:56pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I ate almost a whole spiral ham. It’s like this.
	10:56pm Ursula1000: with a side of Garmonbozia
	10:57pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Try the Sheppard!
	10:57pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Skip the priest!
	10:57pm solo mon: Donuts with Cherub filling
	10:58pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Praise Babs!!!
	10:58pm spodiodi: Doc knows! listen to Doc, Korny!
	10:59pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Oh wait Praise Korny!
	10:59pm WR: Good heterodyne hummm going on here. I dig it.
	10:59pm solo mon: Well that’s it for Cha Cha heel! Come hang out w us tomorrow 5pm - 9pm for primal ice cream and cannibal stew!
	11:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, am I too late for the Christmas goose?
	11:00pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Cha! Ristmas!
	11:00pm Kat in Chicago: Nothing says Xmas like ice cream and stew
	11:00pm WR: Here Ken, how did that feel.
	11:01pm chresti: Digging the ham static.
	11:01pm ARB: Hi Ken!
	11:01pm solo mon: Thanks to guests tanya, flannery, little Danny and Mcdazzler. This episode was written by Greg Arden and music direction by ARB
	11:01pm Little Danny: Thanks so much y’all!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
	11:01pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Don’t eat too much of the inside out ham.
	11:01pm flannery: thank you !!!!
	11:01pm solo mon: Hi ken!!
	11:01pm HyperDose: Spanx hunnies <3
	11:01pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Thanks Little Danny!
	11:01pm doctorjazz: Thanks!
	11:01pm flannery: its been an unseasonably warm and funny xmas eve
	11:02pm StringOFperils: The fishnet brisket had an ID collar. But tasty
	11:02pm flannery: fuzzy! funny too :P
	11:02pm WR: Just like every holiday season, I feel cold and empty. Thank you for sharing it all with me!
	11:02pm Ursula1000: it's been real---have a jolly 1 peoples
	11:02pm spodiodi: thanks for the Ham! <3
	11:02pm solo mon: Oh and special thanks to Hitch Cutright as Little Baby Dawn!
	11:02pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: This was some dark meat.
	11:03pm chresti: Superb production, bravo!
	11:03pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: You too Ursula!
	11:03pm solo mon: XO U1k!
	11:03pm bill hanke: this is easily the greatest song I've ever heard.
	11:03pm StringOFperils: Good night sugar plum heads all
	11:03pm ARB: Me too bill!
	11:03pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Thanks for coming chresti
	11:03pm solo mon: Bill! Yes!
	11:04pm ARB: Later nut crackers!
	11:04pm solo mon: XO chresti!
	11:04pm Franco Twinkie: Fart around the Christmas tree.
	11:04pm ARB: Thank you hambones!
	11:04pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Bye ARB! You give great Jacqueline!
	11:04pm spodiodi: thank you, tanya, flannery, Little Danny, Mcdazzle, Greg, ARB and solo mon!!! i'm glad i got to hear you all tonight
	11:05pm chresti: Bye jollypops!
	11:05pm coelacanth∅: Thank you Satan...Santa, uh, solo Thank you ARB
	11:05pm coelacanth∅: and whomever else
	11:05pm spodiodi: cheerio and take care, everyone
	11:05pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Thanks spodiodi! We made it through the storm together…I think
	11:05pm Kat in Chicago: thanks to the entire cast for some disgusting hilarious radio just when we needed it most
	11:06pm bill hanke: please don't go away beautiful sounds. I need you tonight more than ever
	11:06pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: And there we go the last morsel.
	11:06pm coelacanth∅: John Lee Hooker
	11:06pm ARB: See you at luncheon!
	11:06pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: It’s very soothing the ham on ham.
	11:07pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Do you like ice cream sundaes?
	11:07pm solo mon: Ham in a can.
	11:07pm Franco Twinkie: I just baked some brownies, anyone want to take a chance?
	11:07pm solo mon: XO everyone!!
	11:08pm ARB: Veryx365 Special Cha Cha Heels 3 hour ball drop next week!
	11:08pm solo mon: Brown eyes
	11:08pm spodiodi: i found some ham in a can under woods
	11:08pm chresti: I've nerver liked ham very much
	11:09pm spodiodi: i think i'll pass on the brownies, thanks though, Franco!
	11:09pm chresti: Devil ham
	11:09pm Franco Twinkie: Ham is just fine if you follow it with uncut heroin.
	11:10pm spodiodi: sheen and shine
	11:12pm coelacanth∅: the child me liked ham. everything's relative. sure i'll have a brownie, Franco! y'only live twice, as they say.
	11:12pm coelacanth∅: (9 times if you're a cat)
	11:13pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Dishes Martin Sheen saying good night!
	11:13pm solo mon: Hammond organ
	11:26pm Franco Twinkie: This really happened on Christmas Eve 1967: While my mom was in a frenzy cooking dinner, I rode my bike to Elliot Liquor to buy a Mad Magazine. When I came out of the liquor store two Mexican guys were arguing in front of The Flamingo, a sleezy bar a couple doors away that was notorious for fist fights that ended up in the parking lot. One of the guys had a greasy D.A. that looked like Elvis. He was waving his arms around in a threating way, and in a very theatrical voice said to the other guy -"Merry Christmas to your whole goddamned family and all that shit, and fuck you!" I rode home overjoyed. It was the best present I could have hoped for from complete strangers.
	11:33pm coelacanth∅: hahaha -i'm glad i decided to look at this page just now before closing it!
	11:33pm coelacanth∅: gotta make dinner -almost midnight.
	11:52pm WR: Me too. Except, I had dinner before the episode.
	10:34am Feldy: Take that LeTigre off! Take those acid-washed jeans, bell-bottoms, designed by yo mama... off please

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 24, 2021

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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December 24, 2021: Tits a Wonderful Life

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
The Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "The Happy Teens"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Panorama Sound Orchestra	Tea For Two	0:02:19 (Pop-up)
Bill Black's Combo	Tea For Two Cha Cha	0:04:43 (Pop-up)
Johnny Reno	Naughty Mama "Naughty Mama" by "Johnny Reno"	0:09:59 (Pop-up)
Elke Sommer	Be Not Notty "Be Not Notty" by "Elke Sommer"	0:14:56 (Pop-up)
Charlie Rich	Let Me Go My Merry Way	0:21:20 (Pop-up)
Velma Cross & Her High Steppers	I'll Be Oh So Good	0:23:46 (Pop-up)
Roberto Cacciapaglia and Ann Steel	Sweet Life	0:33:07 (Pop-up)
Honey May	Suicide "Suicide" by "Honey May"	0:36:38 (Pop-up)
Sunforest	Peppermint Store "Peppermint Store" by "Sunforest"	0:39:49 (Pop-up)
Lloyd Glenn	Sleigh Ride "Sleigh Ride" by "Lloyd Glenn"	0:41:50 (Pop-up)
George Darro	Too Much Snow "Too Much Snow" by "George Darro"	0:52:55 (Pop-up)
Vic Serf & The Villains	Baby, I'm Turning Blue	0:55:04 (Pop-up)
The Wardettes	Santa Is A Dirty Old Man	0:58:42 (Pop-up)
Teensy Weensy Operator	The Puppy Song	1:07:00 (Pop-up)
The Electric Eels	Bunnies "Bunnies" by "The Electric Eels"	1:08:52 (Pop-up)
Henry Jerome	Dance of the Hours Cha Cha	1:19:47 (Pop-up)
Tommy Uhr	Cold Hearted Woman "Cold Hearted Woman" by "Tommy Uhr"	1:21:47 (Pop-up)
Meridian Brothers	Los Falsos Reyes Magos	1:23:43 (Pop-up)
The Boswell Sisters	Shout, Sister, Shout!	1:34:16 (Pop-up)
Hugo Winterhalter & His Orchestra	The Christmas Song Cha Cha	1:44:04 (Pop-up)
Gogi Grant	I'm Going To Live The Life	1:46:14 (Pop-up)
Billy Fury	Don't Jump "Don't Jump" by "Billy Fury"	1:48:38 (Pop-up)
Doc Fenway	Peanut Gallery "Peanut Gallery" by "Doc Fenway"	1:54:07 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:50pm solo mon: Hopefully you all have the Ham Radio QSR cards that Kornholdt sent you in the mail. Dial in KK-6789 for Holiday Cheer Cha Cha style!
	8:52pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Hello friends.
	8:56pm solo mon: Are you a XXXmas Cat???
	8:59pm Ursula1000: ho ho ho!
	9:01pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Mai non! I am a picture of a Christmas cat.😿
	9:01pm flannery: bonjour
	9:01pm Little Danny: hi solo and arb and all you happy teens
	9:01pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Hellerrrr! Flannery!
	9:02pm solo mon: Merry XXXmas!
	9:02pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Comment ca va Petite Danny!
	9:02pm chresti: Happy cha cha chmas!
	9:03pm solo mon: U1k! Flannery! LD! Chresti! Heeeeloo!
	9:03pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: Cha Cha Mass!!
	9:03pm HyperDose: Can't believe we made it. Splash poncho is at the ready!
	9:03pm flannery: happy heelidays
	9:03pm ARB: Hi babes!
	9:03pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: I think I smell luncheon! Oh hello Arbsss!
	9:04pm solo mon: ARB! HyperD! Happy Cha Cha Hilladays!
	9:04pm ARB: Flannery, the wisewoman of christmas, incredible show last night!
	9:04pm Little Danny: ce n'est pas un chat de noël! the cat turtleneck dickie and hat combo is SICK
	9:04pm flannery: thank you arb !
	9:04pm StringOFperils: Ahem.
	9:05pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: What was I thinking wearing this hat? I’m roasting.
	9:05pm Little Danny: i already blew through the drugs :(
	9:05pm ARB: Hi christmas cat! Solo! Little Danny! HyperDose! Ursula! Stringy! Chresti!
	9:05pm Franco Twinkie: Wise one indeed, I had no idea!
	9:05pm WR: Tits for Festivus again? Ah, mom, dad.
	9:05pm Ursula1000: hiya ARB!
	9:05pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: But it sells tickets! Thanks for buying Danny!
	9:06pm solo mon: Flannery indeed was amazing!
	9:06pm StringOFperils: I got advised in tandem, just by being there...and got an ear full
	9:06pm ARB: I made a cha cha for christmas
	9:06pm Little Danny: ARB!!! hello!!!
	9:06pm solo mon: TITs the season WR!
	9:06pm ARB: Hi WR! Hi Franco!
	9:07pm solo mon: Franco!
	9:07pm ce n'est pas un chat de noël: I made a Cha Cha in the box but it ended up being a soft shoe.
	9:07pm StringOFperils: Creme de l'annee
	9:07pm HyperDose: @LD You got $100's worth of drugs that fast?!
	9:07pm solo mon: SOP got a tandem bike for x mas!
	9:08pm StringOFperils: I got tandem dykes, I said! No one listens to me.
	9:08pm Little Danny: oh hell yeah hyper! i like to fall off the wagon in style!
	9:09pm Franco Twinkie: What really floored me was how everyone seemed to present real personal concerns and Flan responded with compassion and insight.
	9:09pm HyperDose: Tell us, LD...what's it like being in the doghouse? :D
	9:10pm solo mon: Soft boiled shoe for Christmas
	9:10pm Mimeux: Did someone say pate?
	9:10pm StringOFperils: Remember: You are BETTER than a leaf blower afficianado
	9:10pm ARB: Jerry likes mother's korn
	9:11pm Ursula1000: haha LADY BUNNY!!!!!
	9:11pm flannery: oh thank you franco :)
	9:12pm solo mon: Corn is for forgetting
	9:12pm solo mon: U1k I LOVE Lady Bunny!
	9:12pm Mimeux: I saw Big Edie doing a Baby bird with Jerry. Where she chewed his corn and passed it to his open lips.
	9:12pm chresti: I thought he was saying Lordy Mama
	9:13pm Kat in Chicago: Oh that's Bunny! I didn't recognize at first
	9:13pm Ursula1000: Bunny and I did a track called Blast Off! Luv her.
	9:13pm Franco Twinkie: Of course you didn't play my question, Flan. I suspect you would given it to me right between the eyes!
	9:13pm solo mon: Hi Kat!
	9:14pm StringOFperils: It's in the fran landers blooper reel
	9:14pm solo mon: Oh yes U1k! That’s so awesome!
	9:15pm Kat in Chicago: I was very marginally acquainted with Bunny in my NYC days. I think I may have played music for her during my short stint DJing at Lucky Cheng's on 1st Ave
	9:15pm solo mon: Banned Flanners
	9:15pm ARB: Hi Kat!
	9:15pm Kat in Chicago: hi solo!
	9:15pm flannery: ha! franco you just called a little past my cut off. im saving it for next xxxmas
	9:16pm Mimeux: XxxmasssSS!
	9:16pm Mimeux: Peanut Naughty?
	9:16pm Ursula1000: this Elke jam is amazing!
	9:16pm Kat in Chicago: sounds like I need to check Flannery's archive. hi ARB and everyone else spending Xmas eve on the FMU chat boards
	9:17pm Franco Twinkie: I plan to address my problems by then, Flan
	9:17pm flannery: love yr nancy kat :)
	9:17pm Mimeux: Helllloooo Kat!
	9:17pm flannery: well hopefully you have some new ones, lines are open
	9:17pm solo mon: I love Elke, Lisa and the Devil is a fave
	9:18pm solo mon: Pee knot 🪢 knotty
	9:18pm Kat in Chicago: haha thanks Flannery, I stole that from one of Station Manager Ken's chatboards years ago and can't be bothered to change it
	9:18pm StringOFperils: Please submit stamped self-addressed problems...and more tins of tuna
	9:18pm Ursula1000: with Tele Savales! I have that on DVD--classic
	9:19pm chresti: I loved that Elke song.
	9:19pm StringOFperils: Tenderizing his Christmas special
	9:19pm solo mon: Mario Bava and Telly’s lollipop 🍭 😈
	9:20pm How many cats?: Privet?
	9:20pm solo mon: Tender chicken is the special.
	9:21pm How many cats?: FTPP!
	9:21pm StringOFperils: Skipper's Delight!
	9:21pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo mon and ARB and cha cha chillin'
	9:21pm ARB: Dial in hos and hams!
	9:22pm How many cats?: Skipper Barbies friend?
	9:22pm ARB: Hi Coelacanthø!
	9:22pm Little Danny: i want those conjoined cats SO BAD
	9:22pm solo mon: Does everyone have their HAM radios out? Dial KK6789 for broadcast.
	9:22pm StringOFperils: I was thinking more like Cap'n Highliner
	9:23pm solo mon: Aye aye skipper!
	9:23pm How many cats?: I heard she did a teradactyl with the Oakridge Brothers.
	9:23pm Kat in Chicago: U1K, is your collab with Bunny on your bandcamp?
	9:24pm solo mon: Barbies friend is chopped liver.
	9:24pm solo mon: Hiii Coelacanthø!
	9:24pm How many cats?: At least she’s a liver!
	9:25pm HyperDose: I'm cryinggg
	9:25pm Franco Twinkie: Coel, Chrestis brother Max has the panel delivery version of that Chevy Biscayne.
	9:25pm StringOFperils: Get something in your eye?
	9:25pm Doug Schulkind: It’s All About (Xmas) Eve with Cha Cha Heels!!
	9:25pm Kat in Chicago: JC has quite a rack on her
	9:25pm ARB: Hi Doug!
	9:25pm chresti: Yeah, those conjoined cats are arrestingly super looking.
	9:26pm solo mon: Doug! Happy Cha Cha!
	9:26pm Chats!: Krrrrrrkorny!
	9:26pm Little Danny: hi hi doug
	9:26pm solo mon: JC - which season of real world do I remember her from???
	9:28pm Chats!: Sticky boots meow!
	9:28pm Little Danny: man this drink better be worth it!
	9:29pm Chats!: Still weighing it out in line at Walgreens!
	9:29pm Ursula1000: @kat yep ursula1000.bandcamp.com...
	9:30pm coelacanth∅: Franco -sweeet! i have to image search that. this is an el camino, with my favorite tail lights of all tail lights
	9:30pm Kat in Chicago: ooh that album looks fun, wishlisted
	9:31pm Little Danny: is this myrtle?
	9:31pm ARB: Woah big reveal, Korny has a cousin....with an ice cream truck
	9:32pm StringOFperils: The ancestral home.
	9:32pm Chats!: Myrtle lost their girdle.
	9:32pm solo mon: Unmarked mood enhancers and probiotics
	9:32pm Chats!: I’m there.
	9:33pm coelacanth∅: i don't see any conjoined cats... or is "cats" the newest slang for something else..?
	9:33pm solo mon: Pauline Kale is a hater
	9:33pm Little Danny: @coela: www.wfmu.org...
	9:34pm Chats!: Paw lean kale chips for cats.
	9:34pm solo mon: Don’t drink all the ice cream korny!
	9:34pm spodiodi: aloha, solo, ARB and Wonderful ones! (sorry i'm late!)
	9:34pm solo mon: Spodi!!!
	9:34pm ARB: Hi Spodiodi!
	9:34pm StringOFperils: 17 year Santa pong. Gamey.
	9:34pm chresti: very, very, very, well well well, well!
	9:35pm coelacanth∅: oh, Thanks Danny! ...gods bless photoshop.
	9:35pm solo mon: Janus cats?
	9:35pm coelacanth∅: olá spodi!
	9:35pm StringOFperils: Catcetera
	9:36pm coelacanth∅: <don't eat that whole tree in one sitting.
	9:37pm spodiodi: Øloha, coelacanthØ. did you bring the shrimps?
	9:37pm StringOFperils: Prawns on Astro-Turf
	9:37pm solo mon: I did a Shrimp tree this holiday, but the cats won’t leave it alone.
	9:37pm spodiodi: i love xmas songs!
	9:38pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, Pauline Kael has my vote for the best annoying woman. She could knock any self regarding gas bag off their perch, sit there and take the heat and come back and knock the Hollywood ponce all the way back to Omaha with one smart remark.
	9:39pm solo mon: Sue E Syde
	9:39pm Kat in Chicago: that was a slightly untraditional carol
	9:39pm Hope Float: I love the shrimp tree.
	9:40pm coelacanth∅: nah spodi i brought the jumbos!
	9:41pm spodiodi: < tis not picky
	9:41pm solo mon: Nononon traditional
	9:41pm Hope Float: Oh my god that’s where these shoes came from. The peppermint store.
	9:41pm solo mon: Peppermint palate cleanser for the suicide song.
	9:42pm solo mon: Take another mint for later, you are gonna need it.
	9:42pm Hope Float: Peppermint Prawn and Praline Quails
	9:43pm Franco Twinkie: The singy-song side of Sunforest.
	9:43pm solo mon: Crunchy mint heels for the heelidays!
	9:43pm spodiodi: excellent pair. loved both
	9:43pm StringOFperils: Later mint hosen
	9:43pm solo mon: Franco I hear Pauline Kale makes a great chopped salad.
	9:44pm solo mon: Fruit or mint?
	9:45pm solo mon: Like petting your cooter in a snowstorm
	9:46pm Poolboy!: My brother gave me a Bible with ten dollars in it like a tip. I was 15.
	9:46pm spodiodi: Edie Clause
	9:46pm coelacanth∅: haha the hurlidays
	9:46pm Speedo Gonzalez: Hi Cha Cha healers! merry xmas!
	9:47pm Poolboy!: Epa! Epa!!
	9:47pm solo mon: 🤢 🎅🏽
	9:47pm HyperDose: Feliz Navidad Speedo honey! <3
	9:47pm solo mon: Hairy Clitmas!
	9:48pm solo mon: Hi Speedo merry Cha Cha!
	9:49pm flannery: u gotta massage the pauline kale first
	9:49pm Franco Twinkie: Rubbing peppermint candy on your herpes won't win you any new friends outside the 7-11.
	9:49pm solo mon: Dial in KK6789
	9:49pm StringOFperils: Ham radio stuffed with brie
	9:49pm Poolboy!: Merry Cha Cha to you!🐾🐾🐾🐾😻😻
	9:50pm solo mon: OLO flannery!
	9:50pm Poolboy!: I’ll take all parakeets.
	9:51pm Poolboy!: Darlene!!
	9:51pm solo mon: No 🔌
	9:51pm StringOFperils: Ha ha. Yuck
	9:51pm solo mon: Durian flavored ensure
	9:51pm Little Danny: darlene can you hear me?!?! i love you!!!!
	9:51pm Poolboy!: No I don’t want no 🔌
	9:52pm solo mon: Weather report ❄️
	9:53pm solo mon: I don’t have to worry about my baby dying in an apocalypse!
	9:54pm solo mon: 🍭 👃 🍭
	9:55pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: How much is too much?
	9:55pm WR: 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓❄❄❄❄❄❄☔☔☔☔☔☔
	9:56pm solo mon: You know when you’ve had too much snow- you get Rusty pipes.
	9:57pm chresti: I knew a woman who miscarried herself by drinking a bottle of booze and riding on a motorcycle on a dirt road.
	9:57pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Mom!
	9:57pm solo mon: Ice scream that makes your lips itch.
	9:58pm Franco Twinkie: Inverted sno-cones for the first 10 holiday shoppers.
	9:58pm solo mon: What did you all get???
	9:58pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: My lips always itch.
	9:58pm coelacanth∅: cat dander ice-cream always makes my lips itch.
	9:59pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: This is getting real.
	10:00pm flannery: coal flavored ice cream 😞
	10:00pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: There is no bad only fun!
	10:01pm Ursula1000: If he doesn't know believe me that that snitch Elf On The Shelf will def spill the beans
	10:02pm spodiodi: mmmm one last one
	10:03pm solo mon: Sno cones over your nipples so you don’t get scentsored by Instacart.
	10:05pm spodiodi: dead weight
	10:05pm Speedo Gonzalez: thank you Solo and Hyper, big hug to you all! Fantastic show last night Flannery! dinner is getting ready over here...
	10:05pm Franco Twinkie: What's for dinner Speedo?
	10:06pm coelacanth∅: i knew a child that was pretty much like this.
	10:07pm flannery: i love it when this kid shows up!
	10:07pm solo mon: Did we ruin Christmas yet?
	10:07pm StringOFperils: Inside-out puppies look like candy canes
	10:08pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Leave them kats alone.
	10:08pm spodiodi: it's one the ropes
	10:08pm spodiodi: persistence wins
	10:08pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I just found a balloon animal reindeer on my porch.
	10:08pm spodiodi: haha this is great
	10:09pm Speedo Gonzalez: pasta, smashed potatoes and turkey with gravy over here at my parents town.
	10:09pm Speedo Gonzalez: how are the tamales Franco?
	10:10pm solo mon: Peas and Cawwots
	10:12pm solo mon: I’m having roasted balloon animals with hot glue gravy.
	10:13pm spodiodi: Snowpocalypse Meow!, your hat is amazing!!!
	10:13pm Ursula1000: Ruin? Nah, not yet. Just made cookies and having a little Black Irish in my coffee and contemplating...things
	10:13pm Franco Twinkie: They need work, Speedo. Tomorrow I'm going to do an intervention.
	10:13pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Boy that Baby Dawn is a panic.
	10:13pm WR: More salsa? Franco?
	10:14pm solo mon: I’m hoping no one was expecting us to play cuts off Paul Macfartneys XXX mas album.
	10:14pm solo mon: U1k here for ya!
	10:15pm solo mon: See happy ending- people in mortville get to eat.
	10:15pm StringOFperils: Fishnet yule puppies in the pan. Mmmmm
	10:17pm solo mon: Ex ex ex mas?
	10:17pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Hambone.
	10:18pm StringOFperils: He's cut off, she's never cut off
	10:18pm solo mon: Olo SOP
	10:18pm ARB: Ex Eggs XXX Mas
	10:18pm solo mon: Body ody ody
	10:18pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I am a reverse kept boy.
	10:19pm solo mon: Unkempt boy
	10:20pm ARB: Live gender neutral gargling show
	10:20pm chresti: Holo!
	10:20pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Manger management.
	10:20pm solo mon: Body shots anyone?
	10:20pm spodiodi: olo solo
	10:21pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Can I speak to your Manger manager?
	10:21pm Ursula1000: Ahhh Camp Grenada memories...
	10:22pm Kat in Chicago: hello muddah hello faddah
	10:22pm solo mon: Manger manager olo
	10:23pm solo mon: There’s a real life snow storm 🌨 gona happen later tonight supposedly
	10:24pm flannery: its like 68f here
	10:25pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Si!
	10:25pm Kat in Chicago: 51 in Chicago
	10:25pm solo mon: That divine w weed hair is my holiday mood board
	10:26pm Little Danny: Wow, fantastic!
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: It's 58f and starting to rain again in the SGV.
	10:26pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: 37 in Portland
	10:26pm Kat in Chicago: we've had some cold and some flurries, but no accumulation yet this season
	10:26pm solo mon: Wild weather switch w Kat and Flannery!
	10:26pm flannery: hell ya meridian bros
	10:26pm StringOFperils: 37 (feels like 25)...so says it
	10:27pm Kat in Chicago: so I reckon we can look forward to snow in April
	10:27pm solo mon: Now you know the secret to a “Wondeful Life” - less Christmas Music!
	10:27pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Fuckin cold I sez!🥶
	10:27pm chresti: 54, the laptop is showing, in San Gabriel
	10:28pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Sweltering😇
	10:28pm solo mon: It’s in the teens this whole coming week. Darlene was right! Storms coming!
	10:28pm solo mon: So same temp in Cali and Chicago in December??
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: We actually have Christmas weather this year! Go figure.
	10:29pm Kat in Chicago: yep, pretty nuts. although I definitely remember other warm Christmases here going back to the 1980s
	10:30pm solo mon: You swelt it, you dealt it.
	10:30pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Skippers delight?
	10:31pm solo mon: The power of… living.
	10:31pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Right on Korny Right on!
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: I could go for some soup right now.
	10:32pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Korny Chowder
	10:32pm solo mon: The power of liver
	10:32pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Skipper Liver!
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: I could go for some chopped liver right now.
	10:34pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I really do love chopped liver with mayonnaise on a cracker but I eat cat food.
	10:34pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I really would have some gin right now.
	10:35pm chresti: I used to eat liverwurst
	10:35pm Franco Twinkie: I like chopped liver on a corn tortilla. Mexican-Jew fusion taco.
	10:35pm spodiodi: i used to love liverwurst
	10:35pm solo mon: Chopped liver is something
	10:36pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I remember the tubes of liver wurst had a little shunt.
	10:36pm solo mon: I mean it has the word “worst” in it.
	10:37pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: When no one was looking I would nurse the liver wurst tube. I was like 5.
	10:37pm solo mon: Wurst nipple
	10:37pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: It’s the best really. Is there a vegan version?
	10:38pm solo mon: Does anyone else have parakeet crap on them?
	10:38pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Only on my shoes and pancho.
	10:39pm spodiodi: olo Snowpoc
	10:39pm ARB: There's chopped liver on the walls?
	10:39pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Jerry!!!
	10:39pm ARB: Marble Faun!
	10:39pm solo mon: All the cats love Jerry
	10:39pm spodiodi: a quart? who's bringing the rest?
	10:40pm doctorjazz: Hello Christmas Cha Cha
	10:40pm spodiodi: very very very very very thoughtful
	10:40pm solo mon: Doctorjazz!
	10:40pm WR: Little Danny could learn a lot from Jerry.
	10:41pm chresti: When I older, I was very appalled by it when eating it in an altered state
	10:41pm spodiodi: is a Babs turd of the month regiftable?
	10:41pm ARB: Hi DocJazz!
	10:41pm solo mon: Almond roca in the shape of a turd. Made from a turd!
	10:42pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: You can turd back and forth I saw a video at a club in the 90s.
	10:42pm solo mon: Is anyone gonna feed the cats? They all want luncheon.
	10:42pm spodiodi: olo Snowpoc
	10:43pm spodiodi: Edies' Whiskers <3 <3
	10:43pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Hold my whiskers darling!
	10:44pm solo mon: Whisker rides 50 cents
	10:44pm WR: winking!
	10:44pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Winkers!
	10:44pm solo mon: Wink wink
	10:45pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Jerry is the best!
	10:46pm solo mon: The gift that keeps on re gifting
	10:46pm solo mon: The grift that keeps on grifting.
	10:46pm StringOFperils: The brown that goes around
	10:46pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: You can’t un gift a turd.
	10:46pm spodiodi: like a fine wine, getting better each time
	10:47pm spodiodi: as long as no one take too much in turdtax
	10:48pm StringOFperils: Skimming off the bottom
	10:48pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Rinsing and spitting.
	10:48pm solo mon: Turducken
	10:48pm ARB: Someone smoked my (dried) turd as a birthday gift, that's friendshit!
	10:49pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: That is loyalty.
	10:49pm spodiodi: skimming off the bottom XD to friendshit!
	10:49pm solo mon: A blunt
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: My sister and I discussed putting a turn in a tamale the other day for a super special someone.
	10:50pm spodiodi: scat cigarette
	10:50pm Little Danny: This track is great!
	10:50pm solo mon: Turdmale
	10:51pm Franco Twinkie: Also a shit gravy.
	10:51pm ARB: Best Billy Fury song!
	10:51pm ARB: If there's a moral tonight....
	10:52pm StringOFperils: ...it's 'Never eat Franco's tamales.'
	10:52pm ARB: or gravy
	10:52pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: No joke. Don’t jump except into my arms!
	10:53pm solo mon: Chocolate turtles for X mas.
	10:53pm StringOFperils: His gravy is real shit
	10:53pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Chocolate turtles with cherries in them.
	10:53pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: In cherry gravy.
	10:54pm StringOFperils: I might also be completely over ham after this.
	10:55pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Meow!! Gold leaf!
	10:55pm solo mon: Hope it’s edible gold leaf.
	10:56pm solo mon: Ham is for Easter.
	10:56pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: I ate almost a whole spiral ham. It’s like this.
	10:56pm Ursula1000: with a side of Garmonbozia
	10:57pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Try the Sheppard!
	10:57pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Skip the priest!
	10:57pm solo mon: Donuts with Cherub filling
	10:58pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Praise Babs!!!
	10:58pm spodiodi: Doc knows! listen to Doc, Korny!
	10:59pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Oh wait Praise Korny!
	10:59pm WR: Good heterodyne hummm going on here. I dig it.
	10:59pm solo mon: Well that’s it for Cha Cha heel! Come hang out w us tomorrow 5pm - 9pm for primal ice cream and cannibal stew!
	11:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, am I too late for the Christmas goose?
	11:00pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Cha! Ristmas!
	11:00pm Kat in Chicago: Nothing says Xmas like ice cream and stew
	11:00pm WR: Here Ken, how did that feel.
	11:01pm chresti: Digging the ham static.
	11:01pm ARB: Hi Ken!
	11:01pm solo mon: Thanks to guests tanya, flannery, little Danny and Mcdazzler. This episode was written by Greg Arden and music direction by ARB
	11:01pm Little Danny: Thanks so much y’all!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
	11:01pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Don’t eat too much of the inside out ham.
	11:01pm flannery: thank you !!!!
	11:01pm solo mon: Hi ken!!
	11:01pm HyperDose: Spanx hunnies <3
	11:01pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Thanks Little Danny!
	11:01pm doctorjazz: Thanks!
	11:01pm flannery: its been an unseasonably warm and funny xmas eve
	11:02pm StringOFperils: The fishnet brisket had an ID collar. But tasty
	11:02pm flannery: fuzzy! funny too :P
	11:02pm WR: Just like every holiday season, I feel cold and empty. Thank you for sharing it all with me!
	11:02pm Ursula1000: it's been real---have a jolly 1 peoples
	11:02pm spodiodi: thanks for the Ham! <3
	11:02pm solo mon: Oh and special thanks to Hitch Cutright as Little Baby Dawn!
	11:02pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: This was some dark meat.
	11:03pm chresti: Superb production, bravo!
	11:03pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: You too Ursula!
	11:03pm solo mon: XO U1k!
	11:03pm bill hanke: this is easily the greatest song I've ever heard.
	11:03pm StringOFperils: Good night sugar plum heads all
	11:03pm ARB: Me too bill!
	11:03pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Thanks for coming chresti
	11:03pm solo mon: Bill! Yes!
	11:04pm ARB: Later nut crackers!
	11:04pm solo mon: XO chresti!
	11:04pm Franco Twinkie: Fart around the Christmas tree.
	11:04pm ARB: Thank you hambones!
	11:04pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Bye ARB! You give great Jacqueline!
	11:04pm spodiodi: thank you, tanya, flannery, Little Danny, Mcdazzle, Greg, ARB and solo mon!!! i'm glad i got to hear you all tonight
	11:05pm chresti: Bye jollypops!
	11:05pm coelacanth∅: Thank you Satan...Santa, uh, solo Thank you ARB
	11:05pm coelacanth∅: and whomever else
	11:05pm spodiodi: cheerio and take care, everyone
	11:05pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Thanks spodiodi! We made it through the storm together…I think
	11:05pm Kat in Chicago: thanks to the entire cast for some disgusting hilarious radio just when we needed it most
	11:06pm bill hanke: please don't go away beautiful sounds. I need you tonight more than ever
	11:06pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: And there we go the last morsel.
	11:06pm coelacanth∅: John Lee Hooker
	11:06pm ARB: See you at luncheon!
	11:06pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: It’s very soothing the ham on ham.
	11:07pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Do you like ice cream sundaes?
	11:07pm solo mon: Ham in a can.
	11:07pm Franco Twinkie: I just baked some brownies, anyone want to take a chance?
	11:07pm solo mon: XO everyone!!
	11:08pm ARB: Veryx365 Special Cha Cha Heels 3 hour ball drop next week!
	11:08pm solo mon: Brown eyes
	11:08pm spodiodi: i found some ham in a can under woods
	11:08pm chresti: I've nerver liked ham very much
	11:09pm spodiodi: i think i'll pass on the brownies, thanks though, Franco!
	11:09pm chresti: Devil ham
	11:09pm Franco Twinkie: Ham is just fine if you follow it with uncut heroin.
	11:10pm spodiodi: sheen and shine
	11:12pm coelacanth∅: the child me liked ham. everything's relative. sure i'll have a brownie, Franco! y'only live twice, as they say.
	11:12pm coelacanth∅: (9 times if you're a cat)
	11:13pm Snowpocalypse Meow!: Dishes Martin Sheen saying good night!
	11:13pm solo mon: Hammond organ
	11:26pm Franco Twinkie: This really happened on Christmas Eve 1967: While my mom was in a frenzy cooking dinner, I rode my bike to Elliot Liquor to buy a Mad Magazine. When I came out of the liquor store two Mexican guys were arguing in front of The Flamingo, a sleezy bar a couple doors away that was notorious for fist fights that ended up in the parking lot. One of the guys had a greasy D.A. that looked like Elvis. He was waving his arms around in a threating way, and in a very theatrical voice said to the other guy -"Merry Christmas to your whole goddamned family and all that shit, and fuck you!" I rode home overjoyed. It was the best present I could have hoped for from complete strangers.
	11:33pm coelacanth∅: hahaha -i'm glad i decided to look at this page just now before closing it!
	11:33pm coelacanth∅: gotta make dinner -almost midnight.
	11:52pm WR: Me too. Except, I had dinner before the episode.
	10:34am Feldy: Take that LeTigre off! Take those acid-washed jeans, bell-bottoms, designed by yo mama... off please

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 24, 2021

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